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4 mos ago
Everybody wants that fire IC but nobody wants to GM it.
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12 mos ago
If you're roleplaying with your only friends, you're roleplaying with your best friends.
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2 yrs ago
I think to sell someone on an interest check, it's really important to seem enthusiastic about your own idea. That means writing more than a single sentence to attract potential players.
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3 yrs ago
The virgin "My post was so bad it killed the RP!" VS the chad "My post was so good it concluded the RP."
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Bio


W I T H R I G H T E O U S H A N D S





Did you know that Dante's inferno is called a divine comedy because things work out for the protagonist? Back in the day, the only two genres were comedy and drama. The only difference was that in a comedy, the protagonist is better off at the end, and a drama is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.

Name:
Broken Promise, BP, Boss

Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care. (that is to say 30's)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to make my own, but will occasionally join something if it looks interesting. I'll join just about anything so long as it isn’t overly edgy/sweet, though it's rare for me to do. I don't do 1x1s too often either.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to befriend or proper assholes everyone wants to stay away from. I try not to play moral paragons or prime evils.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the off topic sections has seen me find an excuse to talk about Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage. It's a project that took over 4 years to complete and I feel pride not only for myself but all the wonderful people who helped make it enjoyable during its run. Re: Zero: The High Council Is technically my first, but it was just something I kind of took over and ended up ending the story after just six months. It finished, but eh...

Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.

RP's in progress:
For some reason I can't seem to stay away from Ari's magical girl RP, even if I'm not sure why I'm still in it.

As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are a few 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences.

And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me. I like channels like Tier Zoo and Daryl Talks Games, and I’ll also watch things like Critical Drinker or Literature Devil to deepen my understanding of story telling. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching stuff like Sseth, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Painting Minis
I do this in moderation. Otherwise, it's a pretty expensive hobby to start...

Music
I listen to everything, save most country/rap songs. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about writing well and having a good time.

People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.

Most Recent Posts

@SgtSlayer There was a point where we had bots that created topics that mirrored those from a DnD site. Probably the least harmful bots in existence, since they weren't selling anything and kept the sections filled with discussions. But they would essentially copy a topic title and the first post and then put it here, and then nope away for a few days before doing so again.

You bring up a good point, which is that it really comes down to the GM. Ours is pretty good at making up house rules and even has a few homebrew archtypes for us to use, and since he doesn't like 3.5E I'm not sure how well he'd fair with it. I have not played the second edition of pathfinder though, so maybe I'll have to try it. Though I'm unsure I'll be able to convert the rest of the gang.

looks at your account Oh okay, you're not a bot.

Pathfinder is that expanded/modified rule set of 3.5E right?

I think it largely depends on preference. With pathfinder (or even 3.5E) you're getting a lot more freedom to really get in there and make a character exactly the way you want to. Wanna make a sword fighter who doesn't wear armor? That's fine. Want to dual wield two-handed weapons and not suffer huge penalties? why not. in 5E, you'd be better off just playing a monk/barbarian if you wanted to go nude sword man route, and the rules don't really allow for holding more than one two-handed weapon.

5E takes the cake when it comes to the gameplay itself. 3.5E has an autistic amount of dice rolling and different types of information to keep track of. I mean, look at the skills list on this Pathfinder character sheet and then look at the ability checks on this 5E character sheet. That's without looking at how feats and special rules function.

I think at my table, I prefer 5E for that very reason. It's just easier to keep track of everything, and you can bypass the limitations of an archetype easily with a little imagination. Like I can just pretend my wizard's spells are potions if I want to make an alchemist. Having said that, I think Pathfinder would work great as a video game because the computer could find all of those formulas and dice rolls faster than a human ever could.
@FamishedPants@Majoras End@Mateotis

And a post.

In regards to using NPC Infinites, I (usually) do not mind anyone hijacking them for a time. Though for the next few post rotations, I'd like everyone to refrain from using Noel. Otherwise, everyone else is fair game.


The nanny and caretaker sat across from each other. Everyone’s breakfast had been made, so they could sit back and relax.

”It’s getting easier and easier to make breakfast.” Bliss said with a blank expression oin her face.

Emily looked between their plates. While she had eaten half of her second helping of waffles, Bliss had only nibbled on a few sausage links. She also wasn’t talking very much, She lowered her utensils and wiped her mouth with her napkin. “It is sad that so many of us have passed on. I don’t think anyone can deny that.” She set down her napkin. “But I’ve come to realize that getting depressed and hating how weak I am doesn’t bring about the change I want.”

”At least twenty of us have died.”

With a sigh, Emily pushed her plate off to the side. “The murder yesterday was really tragic. But at the same time, it showed just how dedicated the remaining people here are to each other.” She attempted to fold her hands together, but realized she was too well endowed to do it and settled for resting her hands on the table. “Both the victim and the killer acted selflessly.”

Bliss picked up her fork without looking at it. ”I’m not sure I agree with that.”

“You don’t?” Emily forced a smile. “Well, I think Max more did it to test us, you know? Being a police officer and everything. I think he honestly believed Jezebel was going to kill Zachary, and decided to sacrifice himself so that he could test us and also remove a potential threat. Faith was simply able to intercept him and foil his plan.”

”Lets say I believe that. Then why did Faith not just show Max the prop knife to remove any confusion?”

“It’s not like Faith knew exactly what Max was thinking. She might not have known it was all based on a misunderstanding. But more than that…” Emily lowered her gaze. “But more than that, I think she was depressed and actually welcomed death. This was a way for her to leave the killing game and save everyone else. Which is why we need to do our best to stay in high spirits. Faith was crushed by what happened over the past few days. Our enemy isn’t each other, but this despair that looms over us.”



Ice was going to get himself some breakfast when he bumped into Denis. He thought nothing of it, but it was clear the spy was going to follow him around regardless of where he went. So instead of sitting with Alice and her brother, he sat at an empty table. Much like he anticipated, Denis sat across from him.

“Hi!” He said with a big friendly wave. “Why you not with Alice?”

“I don’t want to annoy her.” He proceeded to look at his handbook. If he ignored Denis, maybe he’d go away.

“You annoy her?”

“Yes.” Ice said without really thinking. It seemed like the easiest way to end the conversation.

“Hmmm.” Denis scratched his chin. “Why do you annoy her?”

“I dunno, maybe she doesn’t like it when gigglygoons bother her during breakfast?” He was feeling a little tense, and knew that it wasn’t fair to take it out on Denis, but this was as polite as he could afford to be this morning.

“Hmmmm.” Denis scratched his chin for just a moment more before standing up and walking towards the table where Henry and Alice resided. He patiently waited for Henry to swallow his food before grabbing the back of his chair and dragging it away from the table. Dragging, while Denis ran.

“The bloody heck!?”

“Okay Ice. No being a gigglygoon today.” Denis said before he disappeared behind the threshold of the door.

This wasn’t quite what Ice expected, but it did mean he would get to talk with Alice after all. He cleared his throat before sitting across from her. “I feel slightly responsible for Denis going bananas. But it was not my intent, and ultimately the fault is his.” he adjusted his tie. “But don’t fault him too much for it, he had good intentions. Now, how are you doing this morning. Was your encounter with Parker fruitful? I’m sure she was happy that she got another inch of freedom. She only needs one more now right?”



Monokuma isn’t actually doing anything.



Noel finished her breakfast rather quickly, and spent the last few minutes looking at everyone else in the room. Her eyes rested on everyone for a time. Alice, Henry, Denis, Ice, Cyrus, Bliss, Emily, before finally resting on Daimyon. She grinned one last time before standing up and leaving the room.

When Daimyon got up to get his food, this put him near Cyrus, who was still by the coffee machine.






Jezebel still found herself thinking about yesterday’s trial a lot. Much like Emily, she had come to the conclusion that Faith had forgiven her and sacrificed herself to save everyone. There was a bit of guilt there. Jezebel had to wonder is she had been kinder if Faith would have gone about doing things differently. In a way, the murder yesterday had been entirely her fault. Even if not for Faith, it was Max seeing her gather suspicious items that compelled him to act.

She had woken up early, and was going to meet Zachary in the break room when she noticed someone else walking the halls. It was Lucy.

“Can’t sleep?”

She nodded, her clothes looked totally disheveled. “I got some rest, but going back to sleep at this hour is impossible!” She pointed at the floor with knife hands. “It takes me about an hour to fall asleep! I might as well stay awake!”

Jezebel grinned. “I’m, like, gunna get some coffee. You should totally join me.”

“I’m not sure if I have ever had coffee. But yes! Today seems like a good day to try it out.”




Their walk to the break room was uneventful. When the door opened, Lucy had prepared to give her most profound introduction yet, when she noticed a few things amiss in the room.

“I see fragments of what I can only assume are a ceramic mug scattered around that table, and they are drenched in coffee.”

“Zachary? Are you alright?” Jezebel power walked towards the sink. “Like, you don’t feel dizzy or anything right?”

Meanwhile, Lucy continued to examine the “crime scene” to discern what happened. Though try as she might, she had no idea how a mug could shatter so violently by being dropped on the table. There wasn’t enough time for it to build up enough speed to shatter. It didn’t really matter though. She doubted this was the work of a murder. It would take a pretty silly killer to repeat what Max did just a day later. No, there would not be a murder today. With a sigh, she grapped some paper towels and started to wipe down the table.


”?”

— Tonya “Mac” Murphy



Huh, weird.

There shouldn't have been any need for Lily to assist with her arrows. Though maybe this was something the Moirai willed necessary? Had she underestimated how slow Tetrad's shift was going to be? She supposed it didn't matter. The effect was more or less what she desired.

But the Ascendancy would try to follow, of that she was sure.

She'd have to think of something to slow them down with for when they arived.



“Wait, I can be less edgy?”

“Why would you want to be less Egi?”

— Su Fang & Mika Sarraf


@Rune_Alchemist@Card Captor@FamishedPants

“Cleanse us?” Su looked at her hand. She wasn’t oblivious to the fact that she was a dark magical girl. Her dread wings were proof enough of this, as was her intimate relation with her rage. Well, she was always a bit angry. Hell, she attacked Mariette before she became a magical girl, and she was just the last of many to unsuccessfully make an attempt on Amber’s life. Even if such a cleansing was more than just a ruse, they likely wouldn’t be as kind to Helga. But the thought did give her pause. Was it possible to rid themselves of their corruption, and did they even want to?

Then the world shifted.

“Whew!” Mika stood up and dusted off her knees. “Looks like they decided to send us to the over city instead. I’m glad they listened to me.”

“You’re familiar with the over city?”

“Yea!” Mika nodded. “Remember? I didn’t clean up my room, so you transported me and all my stuff into the over city and said-”

“Right, right, thank you for reminding me.” Su looked away from Mika with a blush. “So, right.” Su looked around the forest. “We need to move. I doubt they’re going to take kindly to us just shifting away.”



”Old for an hour, still got the power.”

— Tetrad


”Whew!” Tetrad patted Lily on the shoulder. ”Thanks for the save. You must have a pretty sexy grandma if I remind you of her.” She squinted her eyes. ”Hmmm, seems none of them came along with us. A pity. But I’d rather this than all of them follow us.” Tetrad walked towards the trees. ”There should be someone who can help us in the over city. I can divine their location, but it will be time consuming to navigate the forest with my powers.”

Su bent her knees. “I’ll just fly up and see if I can spot anything.” With a jump, Su flew through the lining of trees.

”That shouldn’t take long.” Tetrad walked over to Alexander. ”I think what we’re dealing with right now is a power vacuum. If a large power in an area is snuffed out instantly, something else will take its place. So when all the magical girls vanished, it was only natural that the accident-iary would move in to fill the void. Now that we’ve returned, we need to push them out to retake the power we once had.”

Mika climbed into a tree. “Who wants to play tag?”
@Majoras End It's not clear what you fired at Feral. I think Feral was tuning out everything but its prey, so we can say the stun attack hit. Feral's clones are pretty sturdy, but Anaya's got an okay mag stat and her pistols probably have rapid fire potential. So if she was willing to follow through with several shots, she could destroy the clone. Otherwise, she probably just knocked it down.
@ERode Feral is an NPC. Su and Tetrad are my main characters, with Mika being a companion to Su.

I figured that Feral was hit/killed since you didn't mention them in the last post(?). But if you want me to write for them I can do that.

Gunna look back and see what was actually fired.
@Majoras End Who cares fam? Snag that sun-gun and do epic stuff with it!


“Maybe somewhere out there even a devil may cry when he loses a loved one.”

— Billy


@ERode@PlatinumSkink@FamishedPants@Crusader Lord

Billy was strong, but he had run out of options. The flesh slug had missed its mark, and he couldn't really take a second direct hit from Mariette. While he was trying to dodge, both Hilaria and Sophia rushed him down. Hilaria's massive shield struck him in the back, forcing his club directly in line with the pirate's ax. With a single cut, the hood ornament fell in two. Between being heated by the laser and struck with a magical weapon. it couldn't stay together. The flesh worm expired on the spot.

"What's this?" Billy dropped his club and caught the fragmented hood ornament in his hand. "My angel! Where-" Billy swung his head up towards the sky. "I say where the hell did the time go?" His magic was fading out of this world, and it was visible. The flesh slug deflated, his bone armor started to fall apart, but his eyes were still locked on the hood ornament. "I don't understand. Back in the day everyone wanted a ride. Everybody wanted to be seen in Billy's Cadillac. What ever happened to those days." Billy stood up. "Did I get enough leather? Was it enough to restore my baby?" He dropped the fragments. "It doesn't matter anymore."

Amaryllis's advance was delayed, since she was hit by Billy's bony fingers. But the dejected lich wasn't going anywhere. The last of his being faded away in the maw of the sword.



”!”

— Nuncio


"Seems I was late to the party." Nuncio spoke as calmly as he could, but he was watching a bleeding, half naked woman's sword devour a bone monster of some sort. He reached out for the white tiger that stood by his side. "Are ya still fightin? Dame's not gunna go wild and attack us right?"






“I have nothing to say.”

— Feral


@FamishedPants@Ariamis

So Emily and Lupa were friends.

Feral could feel the moment Endsinger expired. It was a shame, it wanted to be the thing that ended her, but more pressing was that the spirits were starting to leave. Not just the spirits, they were taking their grudges with them. Feral would have limited time to act. It would be tempting to try and jump Emily right now. She was vulnerable, if a bit guarded. Feral was sure that it and its double would be enough to overpower Emily, but where was the pleasure in that? Feral knew that with the fleeting grudges, it would not be able to fight Helga and win. So Feral would retreat for now. With a gasp, Lupa would sink to her knees and return to her original shape. There would be other opportunities.

Not for the Feral clones however.

The one behind Lupa rushed off to join its companions around Endsinger's corpse. They knew enough not to enter the null field, but were ready to attack anything and everything that left it. They were no different than hungry piranhas, and would sacrifice themselves for a drop of blood. The clock was ticking after all.


I've been holding off on doing my "New year Hype" because I was waiting for Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage to clear the fifth case. And now that it has! We can pop some corks and drink with dorks!



It's not easy to stick with an RP that's been around for 3 solid years, but @Mateotis and @Majoras End are the reason why I can continue this RP. I did say I would finish this RP so long as I had one player, and I'm fortunate enough to still have two! I think this is going to be the year Davis is defeated, and I'm kind of excited to see it happen.

Outside of my own projects, I've participated in a few. Mostly the series of magical girl roleplays run by @Ariamis, who was also a former player in my Danganronpa RP. And his roleplay is also on its third year and is still running strong! He must be doing something right. Rather than tagging all the players, I'd just like to tag the two who go above and beyond to make it interesting for me. Who would be @ERode and @Rune_Alchemist. Both are welcome additions to the roster, and on some days they are the reason I don't quit, haha!

But roleplays do end, or at the very least, players tend to go their separate ways. But it doesn't always have to be forever. I've had the pleasure of talking with @Melo recently, and it's nice to know he's doing well. And while I haven't talked to her in some time, I'd like to give a shout out to @Aewin for all the work she did for Tower of Carnage. We still use her banners, and of everyone who left, she is most sorely missed. And I'm unsure if he'll ever read this, but @Warpcircuit was great fun when he was with us. Even if he had me clawing my scalp out some days.

And now I'm getting to the person I really want to talk about. The one I was thinking about before I started writing these out. I'm not sure if it's the best or worst I saved for last, but it's @FamishedPants. He's been with me through thick and thin, he assassinates my brain cells via shit posts, and might just be the tism incarnate. It's hard to say if we are rivals or friends at this stage, and I honestly don't care. gunna kill silhouette this season, cutie <3
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