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Shika’s new eyes flickered over to the bartender, memorizing his face. Flowers? Now where did he learn about that? They smiled nonetheless, blocking rather than catching the brown liquid. They didn’t drink, however, their eyes settled back on the motorcycling human with a strange preference for drinking things that were on fire. A cool party trick, but one that was still cringeworthy. The woman’s questions too, could be worked around fairly easily.

“Far-fetched for a human who had bought the DHA’s propaganda, perhaps. Honestly though, for most demons, it’s less a problem with survival and more a matter of gluttony. After all, plenty could subsist off mere a strip of flesh or two, and it is only by choice that they commit murder to sate their craven desires.” Shika sighed in disappointment, shaking their head. It was quite novel, feeling the weight of their curls. “Alas, they’re trapped in the past unable, truly, to see that the changing of diets must follow the changing of eras.”

Well, the hunter probably tuned out most of Shika’s performance after they justified this whole meeting themselves. The bramble-haired individual finally sipped at the root beer, enjoying the earthy sweetness on their tongue, and stepped aside to let the new trio enter as they slapped the hand statue. The ghost girl among them seemed particularly energetic in her efforts, and that enthusiasm, perhaps, was what allowed her to call forth a creature most void-like, most black. A vampire with a snake motif? Or just the specter of a lonely person? Definitely had all the social presence of an eternal wallflower. Shika smiled at their latest acquisition but didn’t call out. Having a phantom sixth could be useful, if this particular hunter was capable of causing a ruckus even without her weapons.

Shika remained at the entrance as the ‘Envoy’ began to speak up. The hunter had come with two demons herself, both of which had willingly led her into this den of devils. Whatever drink that the bartender had slid over to the hunter didn’t seem to be poisoned either, or at least didn’t have any immediate effects. Magical, maybe? Hunters were always so vulnerable to such underhanded tricks like that, being the mundanes they were. The snake-vampire-wallflower was an unknown, while the Envoy seemed to be having, fun, but what sort of fun?

“Well, we’ve scored quite a few newcomers this time around. Perhaps to welcome them, as well as our first human humaneater, I could whip up a quick dish, show them exactly how filling a low-meat dish can be? Of course, you two are welcome to partake as well.”

Shika decided, then, that there was no need to be hasty. Flowers didn’t sprout within the hour, after all.

If he was able to push through the tsunami of bronze at his wake, Ari would too see it. The misshapen, angered face of a scorned nerd, one that Lew had never sported before. And as he reached the standard-bearer, if he reached the standard-bearer, he would raise his shield in the air, lightning crackling as it instantaneously shifted into a blade once more, before swinging it down, screaming to the top of his lungs something... different from the incantation he had normally bellowed out.

But only if.

If it had only been one bronze guard, Lugh could have fought them to a stalemate, perhaps even come out on top. If it had only been four bronze guards, Lugh could have survived their attacks, broken through their efforts, and unleashed a blow that contained the entirety of his soul. If it had only been eight bronze guards, perhaps he could have lived even a couple seconds longer, could have blocked the torrent of violence that descended upon him, could have regained enough SP to unleash another skill. These were all hypotheticals though, only parallel presents, ones that Lugh would not have encountered otherwise.

For there were twelve guards, four of which had just awoken from their slumber. Upon witnessing the herculean efforts of the thunderclad warrior, they rushed to intercept, easily reading Lugh’s intent. His charge was stalled mere meters away from his goal, and then, just like that, the eight he managed to break out of caught up as well, driving their swords into his body. Even at 20%, even with more than one hundred END, the pain was agonizing, foreign objects impaling his virtual body at every angle, before being torn out and stabbed into other parts. Unable to move from the sheer mass of bodies pinning him down, Lugh’s superhuman body could not, for once, respond as his mind imagined it. All that surrounded him was pain, a pain that he could not thwart or mitigate by any means.

His body burst into a myriad of pixels, joining the glittering crystals above.





《𝔻𝔼𝕊𝕋ℝ𝕌ℂ𝕋𝔼𝔻 𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻 𝔻𝔼𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝕀𝕃𝕀ℤ𝔼𝔻》
《𝕋𝕀𝕄𝔼 𝕆𝔽 ℝ𝔼𝕊𝕌ℝℝ𝔼ℂ𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ》
《𝟚𝟜:𝟘𝟘:𝟘𝟘》

@Cu Chulainn

As the warrior fell, his Resources graying out in the corner of Ari’s vision, the catgirl made one more attempt, sickle slicing through the air and striking the standard-bearer’s legs. It was swift, it was accurate, but, just as she had discovered by herself, it was lacking. Maybe it was technique. Maybe it was the quality of her weapon. Maybe it was her lack of strength. Maybe it was the sheer difference in their levels. For all it left was another hairline scratch. And all she had accomplished was to encourage the standard-bearer to raise their banner skywards once more, concentric rings of energy echoing out brightly, brilliantly.

Now, there were sixteen bronze guards, twelve of which had bloodied themselves with Lugh’s dying struggles, four of which glowed pristinely in the firelight of the standard-bearer. And how many more could this standard-bearer alone awaken, in this city of thousands?

There was a decision to be made here.

Trade her life away for the possibility of acquiring more information, or risk her life for the possibility of escape. Before her, the palace holding the ruler of this silent city stood. Behind her, the hole in the wall remained, sewer water falling torrentially into darker depths.
@GreenGoat

Though Ames’s approach had surprised the shapeshifting swordsman, his eyes widened as he drew in a quick sniff. Rather than being disgusted by the warrior’s bad breath though, he almost seemed impressed. His eyes flickered over to Ames’s equipment, and then swung his hand out, so fast that Ames’s eyes couldn’t track the movement. Finally, he let out a whistle. “Damn, this is just Shaman stuff, but like, seriously? I want to know how the hell you’ve managed to grab Soul Burner Animist as like, what, your first class?” He leaned in once more, sniffing her mouth. “Yup, that’s definitely the sorta mixture you’d only make out of a high ranking crafting class. Seriously how…oh.”

Ames had changed gears pretty quickly after his initial enthusiasm, after all, and the dogman looked off to the hammer-wielder, right as things were getting heated up real bad. “Eh…he’s usually not like that. ‘m sure Drokko’ll simmer him down though. Maybe?”

Droko did not simmer him down. Not before he could totally flip out, at least.

“Yeah, well maybe you fuckin’ are!” The man snarled, before his hand snapped out to grasp Magpie by the collar and raise her up off her feet. With his other hand, he dropped his hammer to the ground, the heft of it fracturing the ground in preparation for the uppercut of the century. “Listen up, ya shitfuckin’ cocksucker, I’ll be real fucking generous and give you a count to three before I turn you to paste on the ceiling, yeah? Now where t-”

A quiet cough sounded, as the mage of the party placed a hand on the vanguard’s shoulder. “Bortz, drop it. Please?”

“Well why the fuck should I?”

“If they’re covering for the onis’ escape, then they’ll be doing a pretty good job just stalling you through conversation,” she said, her voice dark and smooth. “If they honestly don’t know, then this is a real bad look for you.”

“Oh shit,” the firestepper chimed, a shit-eating grin on his face. “Angry snowflake destroyed by facts and logic?”

“Whatever. And fuck you too, Vator! Fuckin’ simp,” Bortz growled, then dropped Magpie on the ground. He spat off to the side, and hefted his hammer up onto his shoulder again and storming away.

“Sorry ‘bout that,” the bear cloak woman said. “He’s working on fulfilling a class that requires a buncha oni kills, so we’ve been doing this den-hunting thing for the last…twenty hours or so? No luck though, and following you two was our best lead yet.”

While the tattooed woman did damage control, Bortz had turned his attention back to the shapeshifter. “Oi, Mich! Stop flirtin’ and get back to trackin’!”

The shapeshifter’s attention bounced from him and back to Ames. “Well, you two should probably leave now, before he gets triggered again. Dunno what’s up with you two and the onis, but hey, wouldn’t be the first monster-lover ‘round these parts.” He sucked in a breath, bared his teeth, and barked out, “Yeah, yeah, just gimme a minute!”
@OwO@Yankee

Patches licked his lips, before dropping his own grasp on his corpse-sled, kicking it to the back of the blockade. Letting out a breath, the ephemeral youth’s body began to glow a foreboding red, his veins blackening underneath his pale skin while the stitches around his arms began to bleed. They dripped upon his chopper and ignited into purple flame.

“Alright, boss, let’s fuckin’ go.”

Positioned behind and granted better vision now that Patches’s crude weapon shone light in every direction, Amulak’s own magical energies began to circulate through his veins with ever increasing speed. At the apex of the inner storm, he thrust out with the Bonerattler’s staff, unleashing a maelstrom of metaphysical power that enveloped the entirety of the tunnel in neon-blue energies. Like waves, they slammed the collective of hungering ghosts, drawing them to the center as they wailed and tried to claw themselves out of the tides.

The first of the ghosts to escape the storm’s pull was cleaved in half, Patches leaping to join the carnage with wild abandon. The chopper burned with ever-brighter intensity as more of the ghosts fell, until the entire tunnel was lit up with malevolent purples and eye-scorching blues. But there were still so many, enough so that after a few seconds, the Arcane Vortex had been clogged with so many bodies that it was no longer possible for any more to be drawn into its center.

Three of the ghosts slipped around the blur of motion that Patches had become, hurtling towards Amulak with their leech-like mouths opened up, eager for a bite of the mage, while two more aimed for the corpse that Patches had maneuvered away from the bulk of the fighting, desiring an easier, if less fresh, meal.
@Psyker Landshark

As Klein continued to talk, there was a litany of ‘oh’ and ‘eh’ and ‘uhuh’ sounds coming from the young tree, all in that same childish tone, like a kid who was only pretending to listen. Maybe his latest obsession was a bit boring after all? Or maybe simple-minded creatures such as carnivorous trees really just didn’t care all that much? At the very least, the mountain man’s latest grand plan preoccupied him enough that the Thunderstruck Grove no longer looked very scary.

It was a bit weird, really, to even negotiate with a monster belonging to the same family as one that had just tried to eat him whole…but hey, all for the sake of science!

Maybe it was too convenient though, because right as he finished speaking, his right foot snagged on something, and Klein was flipped upside down, a corded vine wrapping tight around his ankle before pulling him five meters up into the air. Vision swimming from the sudden disorientation, the mountain man could only just make out tens of dozens of small pinpricks of light emerging from the branches of that young tree.

“Wow, that actually worked!” “Yeah!” “Great success!” “Huzzah!” “Do people really think trees talk?” “Dunno, but woo!” “Let’s try that again!” “After this though.” “Definitely beats berries!” “Hear hear!” “Alright, on my mark!” “No, mine!” “Ugh, does it even matter?” “Of course it does! Unity is the bedrock of good civilization!” “Now everyone, get in here!” “Fire!”

And just like that, Klein’s body was pierced by forty-seven tiny needles, doing a grand total of zero damage to him!

“Keep at it, comrades!” “Yeah yeah!” “Fire fire fiyaaaaa!”
@Shovel

Charlotte’s eyes travelled from the bouquet and chocolates, then to Raime’s face.

“What, no hugs and kisses?”

And that’s exactly what she did, embracing him tightly as she tiptoed up to bite his lower lip. The bouquet was crushed between their bodies and the box of chocolates dug into his ribs, but these sensations, this pain, had a pleasant warmth that didn’t exist, couldn’t exist, in Cacophony Concord. Yup, he definitely wasn’t in a simulation.

Breaking off forcefully, the dark-haired woman smirked again, sliding her luggage in front of Raime while taking the ruffled bouquet out of his hands, “So, I know you're an hour late, but you didn’t forget to make those reservations to the play tonight, right?”

Did he? Was that something else he forgot? Or was it something that was never a thing, and Charlotte was joking again?
@Searat

Shika’s eyes widened at the sudden presence of a ghost, mere moments after they had slapped the hand. In the spirit of scientific curiousity, they slapped it again, and this time, applause sounded, an eyepatch-wearing devil announcing their presence from a couch. Despite not emitting any particular type of magical energy, this hand sculpture was filled with the awesome power of calling forth more devils, huh? The corpse-flower drew their hand back and, for good measure, slapped the hand sculpture three more times.

Seconds passed, then their eyes gazed towards the door.

And just like magic, except not any magic that Shika’s cells could feel, three more arrived. Another two devils of the strangely immaterial version, and…a human. In that instant between the opening of the door and the entrance of the human, the corpse-flower made a split second decision and remade their face. Straight, white hair became a dark brown, spreading downwards into bramble-like curls, while a soft, child-like face extended into one more angular, with deep-set red eyes. Their clothes wouldn’t fit if they changed their body too much, but Shika’s body had been average by design, capable of matching any head they deigned to use.

Flicking away a stray white hair off their shoulder like a piece of lint, they ascertained the lack of greenery in the room, rolled their eyes to get them accustomed to the new sockets they were in, and said, addressing the three new arrivals with her best customer service smile, “Welcome to Humaneaters Anonymous. Please slap the hand over there and turn off all electronics before entering. Though this is a safe space for us monsters to share advice on how to rein in our cravings, cannibals can join in as well. Can I have your name though, miss? It's a bit of a first, and I'd love to record this moment.”

No LINE? Otis explained the phenomenon of social media to Seirin as they walked, before gradually slipping to the back of the group and letting Lorelai do her direct contact thing. Well, there were other ways to achieve his goals. Seirin was sheltered and had some money, and the weather, though just pleasantly warm for the Strigidae, looked to be doing a number on the others.

Unlike Asta, however, Otis always made it a point to be prepared, and sat down beside her. There was basically a 100% chance that someone else would be volunteering to go get food and drinks anyhow. He plopped his backpack on the ground and pulled on a small tube, lengthening it until it could reach his mouth. Back in Arcanis, he’d have to pull out his waterskin, but thankfully, Earth-tech offered more eloquent solutions. Flexible straws were a wonderful thing, really. He sucked in a mouthful of cool water (tasted a bit plastic-y, but that was just how it was), and then offered it to Asta.

“Heat strokes are annoying. Drink.”

The afternoon heat would be worse, and taking into consideration Seirin’s existence, Otis said, eyes flickering from one face to another,
“After we eat, let’s go visit an arcade. Air conditioning is nice during the afternoon. Seirin hasn’t gone to one, yes? Photo booths are there too. Crystallizes memories.”

Twinned shockwaves resonated outwards in a flash of brilliant energy. Under the impact of Lugh’s sundering blows, the marble ground shattered, spiderweb fractures extending outwards from the epicenter that was Zeus. Three of the eight bronze guards were stalled by the impact, their forms shaken by the reverberations of the stone-shattering blow, but five more still descended, bronze blurs that launched a dizzying flurry of blows onto Lugh. If the thrashing that the centipede woman had given him could be compared to a car crash, this frenzy of weapon-assisted violence was like being curbstomped by a gang. Swords, polearms, fists and feet all slammed into his armored form, and all Lugh could do was withstand the torrent of devastating blows, 211 damage sustained through the merit of his incredible END and armor alone.

But through the agony, through the threat he displayed to all those guards, Ari’s flight went unimpeded, and what a flight it was. With Lugh’s warning, the catgirl had been able to reposition her shield mid-step, catching the brunt of the shockwaves to propel herself forward at even greater speed. Centrifugal force built up alongside momentum and her sickle flew through the wind without resistance, like wind scythes of a kamaitachi.

Clang!

It struck the pole of the banner, sparked against the metal and…clattered down onto the ground.

Once again, this virtual world made it clear: a sufficient amount of durability trivialized even the greatest efforts of an insufficient amount of strength.

The standard-bearer, his face locked forever into the alert neutrality that some ancient sculptor must have given him, raised the banner up in the sky once more at the affront of Ari’s actions, and around her, four more guards awakened, drawing their respective weapons.

@Cu Chulainn@GreenGoat

If there was a button to doubt, the warhammer man would certainly be pressing it right now. While a couple of his party mates chuckled or smirked at Ames’s blatant bullshit, the warrior cocked an eyebrow instead, an exemplar of suspicion as he stared down at Ames, then at Magpie who tried to cover for the redhead. “Right,” he drawled, rested the head of his hammer on the ground. “Dunno if the pair of you’ve lost yer senses n all, but y’see, we followed you here. As in, saw you, with those big chunks of Kamuy on your shoulders, following three other of those oni down to where you are now. Had to figure out how to deal with the tree and all, of course, but…well.”

He leaned in a bit further. “Cut the bullshit, ya fuckin’ noob. Where did they go?”

While Magpie was currently being intimidated, Ames, provided a wider view of the rest of the party, could see the one with the lion head sword begin to sniff the air, his face shifting to take on more bestial features as he began to sniff out something that lingered in the air. If this kept up, perhaps that Warhammer man wouldn’t even need to wrestle the info out of Magpie’s mouth! Was there something that Ames could do to prevent it though?

Time was growing short, and it was still uncertain how far a whole tribe of oni could travel within the minute or two that had elapsed since their departure.
@OwO@Yankee

“Baby trap? Nah, saw some dumbass get eaten by a tree.” The stitch-marked youth accepted Amulak’s invite, and soon, his resources popped up in the corner of the mage’s vision. “I’m Patches. Nice to co-op with you, Amulak.”

Though it was still difficult to tell how powerful this particular individual was, his resources were certainly more lopsided than Amulak. With 755 HP, 2190 MP, and 535 SP, the fellow was either a good couple levels higher than himself, or had invested much more heavily into those three attributes than Amulak had. Regardless, with the formation of a party, direct murder was off the table between Patches and Amulak, and the two of them strode into the darkness of the Blasphemed Tunnel.

The edgier of the wannabe-necromancers took the lead here, Amulak having already memorized the safest path through the tunnels. It was a drafty place, the cool, damp wind seeping from cracks in the ceiling and unseen openings from distant locations. Bioluminescent moss, or were they will-o-wisps? lit the way, soft blue lights that reflected off the puddles that had collected from the low-hanging stalactites extending from the ceiling. Though echoes of battle could be heard reverberating through the walls, they were often short-lived, silenced by a mere shifting of the winds. Other than some small talk that Patches initiated, on topics from level, to who Amulak’s corpse was, to impressions on Cacophony Concord, their journey through the Blasphemed Tunnels was uneventful.

Under Amulak’s leadership, the duo continued down a long, narrow tunnel that gradually curved. After they reached the opening, it would be just another 100 meters down a slope to the southwest before they’d get to the end of this particular dungeon. They were making good time, certainly. But then, the two were forced to stop.

Rocks, made of shattered stalactites, blocked the way and sealed the passageway shut. This had to be something new; the map that Amulak checked out certainly hadn’t included this at all. Couldn’t have been natural either. He hadn’t encountered any such rubble yet, so this couldn’t have been caused by just an untimely earthquake or something. Which meant…

“Uh, Amulak, incoming…”

Seeping in from the walls behind them, stick-thin humanoids giggled, their bright eyes wide open as they leered at the four pieces of meat before them. Apparently unaffected by gravity, they floated in the air, their distended bellies inflated like balloons as they chanted in a sing-song voice, “Great success, great success, great success!” All the while, their small mouths drooled with a clear liquid that hissed as droplets of it struck the ground.

There were twenty, perhaps more, emaciated shapes melding together in the dim lighting.

"Well shit, guess it wouldn't be the Blasphemed Tunnels without a ton of these freaks, huh?" Patches swallowed, hefting up his axe with a wide, forced grin as he readied himself for battle. But perhaps with some quick thinking, there were other ways for Amulak to solve this predicament.
@Psyker Landshark

“Over here!”

As Klein wandered through the foggy forest, his feet stomping against lightning-scarred earth, a voice, child-like and guileless, answered his call. If the Mountain Man followed that voice, it would indeed lead him to another tree within the grove. This one certainly looked younger, its bark white and its trunk slim, branches shooting upwards diagonally. At a distance, it had yet to reach out with its roots and strike at him, but still.

A tree, talking? Was this a feature that all these demonic trees had, or was there something else that was going on? Maybe all this was just him overthinking things though? Certainly, it fit the bill of a ‘young’ tree, if it really was a demonic tree, but on the other hand…this tree only looked younger than the other trees in the area.

Thinking was hard.

Would Klein approach, or was a talking tree really that much scarier than a maneating one?
@Shovel

You fool, the adventure never ends.
Anyways, there's more interested people than slots, so how is this decided, stone? Battle royale?
Ok, let's go.
Yeah, sure, beam me up.

A taxi pulled up to the curb of a quiet road, and Shika stepped out. The driver gave them a dopey smile, before driving off. Shika did not pay, and the driver did not mind.

The music continued to tug at their mind as they strode down the streets, green eyes glancing over the pedestrians as they passed by. A lure as effective as this felt like a new plot by the DHA to hunt down demons, but if that was the case, would they really have set those black crystals to explode while their own people were present in the warehouse too? Curious thoughts looped backwards and forwards within their mind, but if this was a problem that Shika could guess the answer to, they wouldn’t have been standing here. One had school to attend, after all, and clubs to participate in.

They continued, striding with confidence into an empty bar that had nothing going for it except for an uncanny sculpture of an open hand. Strange place. Empty, with no black stones in sight. Shika let out a slow, drawn-out sigh, then stepped up to the sculpture, drew their hand back, and slapped it as hard as they could in the center of the palm.

It was a hi-five.

Not much of a hangout, really.
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