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3 yrs ago
Current No point posting your writing online if you don't care about praise.
4 yrs ago
Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
4 yrs ago
Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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4 yrs ago
Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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4 yrs ago
Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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"I'm not surprised. Such are the ways and wiles of yokai." Takeshi replied immediately. "And yes, I did find your buttocks cute. But they stopped being cute at around the third time you showed it off. Now it's just a nuisance, like an annoying fly buzzing and irritating me in every possible way." Takeshi pulled no punches. It was strangely cathartic for him too, to finally say something to the yokai other than pleas for help.

Well, sure, he had to lie that Lunatea's behind stopped being cute, but it still got annoying.


With folded arms, Lunatea raised an eyebrow at his reply. What was that supposed to mean? She thought to herself.

“You said my butt isn’t cute anymore after the third time. Then why do you still stare at it at the fourth time? And the fifth? And the sixth? I find your claim to be quite paradoxical, Sir Takeshi.”

She was quite confident on the matters regarding the cuteness of her butt so she couldn’t let that comment of his slide.



Lunatea watched as the Varjans began to scatter and retreat, smiling as she did. She would rather not be forced to fight them all if she could. And so, when some of them ran to her direction, she let them go without a fight.

But then, it happened.

A powerful presence entered the battlefield. He somehow redirected her wind spell, sending it to where she stood.

What?!

She let out a scream as she was sent flying. She would've crashed into Nyla if not for her reversing the momentum by casting another wind spell mid-flight. She landed on all fours right in front of the Shoggoth, her butt up in the air, showing off her panties to the maid.

Tch, what was that?!

She looked up and finally saw the one responsible for redirecting her spell.

That is… a human warlock?

She clicked her tongue. She now had to fight an actual spell caster.

She watched as Nyla tried to immobilize the man with her tentacles. Only to find out that he was more than capable of repelling each and every single one of them.

She needs my help! I should use my magic as a distraction so she could grab him.

She jumped from her crouching position before she made her way to the flank of the warlock. Using her superior speed, she fired blasts of water, fire, thunder, and all the other basic spells that were quick to cast, all the while dodging the warlock's own spells. She hoped he could make it difficult for him to handle both her and Nyla's attacks. @Rune_Alchemist@PaulHaynek
@FrogRFlowR
If you think that, then you do not know our customs at all, monster."


Lunatea paid a short glare at her before replying, "You're right. I scarcely know your custom. But I know for a fact that throwing your life away is just that: throwing your life away."

She interrupted her reply to flick her finger, causing the air to explode around the face of a Varjan soldier.

"I understand though, that a custom is a custom. And I respect your people's choice in following it. So I will not make any more sour comments regarding it."

She finished her speech by lifting another soldier with her blast of wind, turning him upside down before letting him fall head first to the ground.
@PaulHaynek
@Rune_Alchemist
"It's a long story." Takeshi chuckled. "It involves an important ceremony, a missing miko and the whole island watching." The young Oja wondered if he should have humored the rabbit yokai. It was a small exchange, but a sign of camaraderie surely.

Lunatea tilted her head. “Ah, I guess you mean he replaced the miko. Hmm, how curious. Is crossdressing acceptable in your society?”



Their trip to Wadatsumi Port was, at first, quite uneventful. Lunatea took in the beautiful scenery without letting her guard down in the slightest. For she believed that the Varjans could appear at any corner, especially since they were now walking in unfamiliar territory.

Her skirt, however, didn’t have the same privilege.

It continued to blow upwards from any stray wind that occured, and sometimes, without any winds at all, showing off the bunny’s panty-clad buttocks to Takeshi, Nyla, and Roku. Mainly to the former, as part of the dress’ programming to expose as much of its wearer’s panties to an attractive male. It certainly didn’t help to ease Takeshi’s… view on her kind.

If he were ever to mention the fact to her, she would just say something to the effect of, “It’s okay if you want to see my panties. Unlike some, I’m not shy about showing off my body. My mother caught my father by constantly flashing her underwear to him. I intend to find my husband the same way, especially since she said my butt is cute and all.” She would then take a step close to him and whisper, “Do you find my butt cute? I have yet to ask enough males to affirm my mother’s opinion to be a fact.

Truly, an attitude befitting of a monster.

Her tomfoolery was soon stopped, however, by the presence of a Varjan encampment. She quickly hid behind a rock with the other three. Crouching down with her legs folded like that meant she was yet again showing off her black panties to his eyes.

“You want to do it alone? Don’t be stupid.” Lunatea quickly chastised him while still exposing her underwear. “Do you want to die? No amount of honor is worth it if you lose your life achieving it in the process.”

And yet, no matter what she said, he insisted on doing it alone. And so she decided to just let him go and see how well he did. If he started to get overwhelmed, then she would join in.

She didn't have to wait long.

"Oh for Lilith’s sake…"

She dashed in, readying her spell as she ran. Her panties reacted, sending a surge of wind that lifted up her skirt. Her first blow wasn't that of her wind magic, however, as she jumped forward and performed a dive kick on the nearest Varjan soldier. Her feet were enhanced with the element of earth, adding both weight and durability. The last thing he saw was her black panties, before losing consciousness entirely.

She followed up by ducking behind the nearest tent, dodging the arrows the Varjan archers were firing at her. She used the opportunity to charge up a quick wind spell (bellowing her skirt in the process yet again), just in time to throw it to an approaching soldier, knocking him away.

She looked at Nyla and Roku. They should come to his rescue as well, right?
"Monsters! If any of you still have some form of honour, face me! Your kind is not welcomed on these shores and I, Yoshihara Roku, will see that your corruption is erased here and now!"


Lunatea rolled her eyes. Great. Another person who thinks all monsters are bad.

She's terribly wounded though. And yet, she still wants to pick a fight with us?

…Wait, no. She’s not wounded. She’s… she’s an undead. An undead monster!

So why does a monster like her hate her own kind?

She decided to let Shizuka handle her. He seemed to be willing so who was she to disobey?

And then, they decided to settle their distrust with, what else, a good old-fashioned sword duel.

It was impressive to be sure. But must they resort to violence right away?

Really, she didn’t think she would ever be able to understand the heart of a warrior in her lifetime.

She watched them engage in their sword fight with both curiosity and annoyance, intertwined in one contradictory manner. It couldn't be helped. She herself had always been somewhat of a contradictory person.

Hmm, I guess they both are impressive… I can barely see their movements… Especially Shizuka's…

Well, at least that's over quickly, thankfully enough. Thanks to that Takeshi person, nonetheless.

"No...you're lying. There is no way a warrior such as yourself would be with Monsters...unless you've been corrupted."Roku Yoshihara


"He's not corrupted, you imbecile." Lunatea butted in, as she often did. "We're not here to get husbands. We're here to save this land from the Varjans." She half-lied. She certainly wouldn't refuse a cute man, she thought, if she happened to meet one on their journey.

@FrogRFlowR@PaulHaynek

She paid a glance to Samael, not-so-subtly marking him as a candidate.

She watched with satisfaction as Takeshi defended them. Glad that man is coming to his senses. She especially smirked when he broke the news that she was a monster now. Welcome to the club!

As she expected, she didn't take it well, to the point of declaring suicide. Ah, was this the famed seppuku she had heard about? That would be quite the sight to see.

Thankfully (or unfortunately, if you saw it from the eyes of a heartless anthropologist), Takeshi managed to talk her out of it.

Noticing her blush, she rolled her eyes to the back of her head. And now she has a crush on the young lord…



Nothing else noteworthy happened that night. They ate and slept, taking turns keeping watch, before they woke up in the morning, hopefully well-rested for the challenges to come.

For the next day and a half, Lunatea kept herself busy admiring the scenery, jotting down notes in her notebook while memorizing it in her mind as well. It was unfortunate that they didn't pass through any human dwellings however, as she certainly could use a day or two in one of them, interviewing the residents, noting their cultures, etc, etc.

And then, all of a sudden, Takeshi wanted them to split up.

I suppose there’s wisdom in that. To cover more grounds, it’s better if we go separately.

Still, that also means splitting up our firepower…

She sighed, shaking the thought off her head. It wasn’t her job to come up with the plans.

“Dressed as a miko?” She raised an eyebrow at his statement. “What do you mean by that exactly?” She asked him.

He then gave them their options—which one of those people they would come visit and ask for aid.

“I’ll go with Kikyo,” she declared. “She seems to be the most normal of the bunch. It’s better for a weakling like me to chase after such a person.”

She wasn’t afraid to call herself a weakling. It was the truth after all. She was just a scholar, not a warrior. The only reason she could fight was because of the panties she wore.

As for the matter of the prisoner, she opted to leave it to the others. There was no way she could be bothered with such a troublesome task.
At Samael's remark, Lunatea gave him a glare and a blush. She would much prefer him to keep their secret only to themselves, thank you very much!

Still, she did feel it was sweet of him to talk about their relationship in such a way. Another reason why she fell for him, she supposed.

As for him hugging her leg like that, well, let’s just say she enjoyed the sensation.



Cambiel's response to Kerry's question took her by surprise. Though if she were to think about it, it all made sense. As an angel, he would hate the Great Change more than anyone. As a monster, who could agree with Lilith’s ideal, she certainly welcomed the Great Change, as well as her parents, but to an angel, it certainly would be a terrifying thing to go through, seeing how slowly, you saw your comrades being corrupted by Lilith’s power.

She gave him a sympathetic look from a distance. She almost wanted to go to him and pat him on the head but she knew he’d probably hate her for it. Angels tended to be quite proudful after all.



When Atsuha walked over and thanked her for saving her sister, Lunatea replied with a bow. "You're welcome, Miss Atsuha. Though, I have to wonder, what is that talisman sealing? I never met a monster with such a… threatening presence before. To be frank, I'm worried sending her out to the battlefield in such a state." She continued, referring to her unsealed self.

After speaking to her, she watched her apologize to Sam for her sister frightening him. To be honest, she didn't think she should've done that. Coddling him like this… it would only encourage him to stay weak, something he couldn't be if he wanted to tag along with them.

And then, all of a sudden, she felt it. A new presence entering their camp.

"Stay close to me." She told Samael. "Hey you! Identity yourself!"

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@Rezod92
"Well, I was floored by it, but at this point." Lunatea sighed. "I'm too tired to be surprised anymore."
@Slypheed
Valeriya's introduction took the wererabbit by surprise. She wasn't paying attention to her surroundings as she was busy talking with Samael.

"Oh, hello." She replied coolly. It wasn't in her nature to add a smile to her greetings. "Yes, that was… quite the unfortunate timing for our first meeting."

"Thank you, by the way, for your aid. Without your help, we might have retained some casualties back there. My name is Lunatea Vern Farnsworth. Pleased to meet you, Miss Valeriya."

She put one hand on her chest and gave a bow, flashing her panties to anyone looking at her behind, as usual.

She then gave a good look at the owl lady. Hmm, that's an unusual amount of fur for a monster in this era. Normally, a monster girl will show more skin than fur, with the latter just being there to cover up their naughty bits. She supposed she simply hadn't encountered enough monster species to give her judgment. Like she said multiple times to herself, she was an anthropologist, not a biologist.

"Please, do not be alarmed by his presence." She placed a hand on Sam's shoulder. "Yes, he is a male monster. And yes, that is not supposed to be possible, unless he's an incubus, which he clearly isn't. But he's not some freak of nature. He's a perfectly good natured person."
@Mintz
Still busy with IRL so I can't make a post right away. But glad to see she's accepted.
Bump. Still open.
So that's what the cake does. :D
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