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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

@ThetaGirl Glad you're interested!

@Sierra Believe me, I understand your pain. School RPs are pretty overused and often not good, but I think I'm onto something here, I dunno. Glad to see I've at least piqued your interest.

@Hannya Nice! welcome to the club, glad to have ya
w e l c o m e t o



Surveillance, Protection, Infiltration, and Gadgetry Academy

Premise


S.P.I.G.A. is an academy for budding spies founded in the 1500s by a group of agents working on the behalf of Queen Elizabeth to recruit new agents into their field to help undermine her opponents to the throne. (Fun fact- the school was formerly known as S.P.I.A.- the "gadgetry" part was added at a later date.) Built into a large manor, the Academy soon attracted too much attention and burnt to the ground in a fake fire. A new academy, which still stands today, was constructed on the unmapped location of Calladon Island. The Academy trains field agents for a variety of purposes around the world. The Academy is anonymous to all but those who have attended it and the highest government officials. A formerly open-for-application school, the Academy has since closed its doors to all but those who have been nominated by another. Due to limited attendance at the school, parents generally nominate their children to attend.

A boarding school, S.P.I.G.A. prides itself on its luxurious campus and living spaces, but the school is not a breeze to move through. Featuring both difficult academic courses and rigorous spy training, the Academy also contains a surprise in the form of a potentially lethal yearly final exam. The young students are also considered international assets and can be sent on missions if the need arises. The need is yet to arise, but judging by the rising disrest in various countries across the globe, the young spies may find themselves in the field of war a little earlier than expected.

The date is September 21st, 20XX, the traditional first days of school as students arrive to the island for a year of adventure, danger, and amazement.


More to Come!


I'm ready to write up a lot more about this slightly (actually very) overused gem, but first I'd like to gauge interest. If you'd like to join but have a question, feel more than free to ask. I do hope you stumble upon this and find interest.

Cordially yours,

Agent 47
w e l c o m e t o



Surveillance, Protection, Infiltration, and Gadgetry Academy

Premise


S.P.I.G.A. is an academy for budding spies founded in the 1500s by a group of agents working on the behalf of Queen Elizabeth to recruit new agents into their field to help undermine her opponents to the throne. (Fun fact- the school was formerly known as S.P.I.A.- the "gadgetry" part was added at a later date.) Built into a large manor, the Academy soon attracted too much attention and burnt to the ground in a fake fire. A new academy, which still stands today, was constructed on the unmapped location of Calladon Island. The Academy trains field agents for a variety of purposes around the world. The Academy is anonymous to all but those who have attended it and the highest government officials. A formerly open-for-application school, the Academy has since closed its doors to all but those who have been nominated by another. Due to limited attendance at the school, parents generally nominate their children to attend.

A boarding school, S.P.I.G.A. prides itself on its luxurious campus and living spaces, but the school is not a breeze to move through. Featuring both difficult academic courses and rigorous spy training, the Academy also contains a surprise in the form of a potentially lethal yearly final exam. The young students are also considered international assets and can be sent on missions if the need arises. The need is yet to arise, but judging by the rising disrest in various countries across the globe, the young spies may find themselves in the field of war a little earlier than expected.

The date is September 21st, 20XX, the traditional first days of school as students arrive to the island for a year of adventure, danger, and amazement.


More to Come!


I'm ready to write up a lot more about this slightly overused gem, but first I'd like to gauge interest. If you'd like to join but have a question, feel more than free to ask. I do hope you stumble upon this and find interest.

Cordially yours,

Agent 47
@Peridot

I'll make the corrections to the backstory tomorrow, but the move-to-London thing was intended as a coincidental, lucky break for Tom thing. I'll make up a muggle reason for moving.
sure.
@Peridot Hi, I'm interested, but I'm a little confused about foreign characters. The Quill of Acceptance only records the names of magical children born in Britain, and Hogwarts only accepts those whose names are written down by the Quill of Acceptance. How come some accepted characters weren't born in the UK?


I dont believe it only records the names of magical children in Britain. I think its left vague iirc


Teleportation was never a pleasant feeling. It was convenient for traveling across the rather expansive city, but it felt wrong. Olivia landed on the rooftop, feeling sick to her stomach. Luckily, that issue was resolved for her fairly quickly, thanks to Guardian's helping hand. Olivia took a deep breath and entered the building, her skin and clothing fading away into nothingness.

Inside the building was a large apartment complex, whose structure could clearly be seen as money-saving and efficient. Wooden doors lined the narrow corridor. On the cheap carpeting (perhaps from the Patron Saints warehouse?) were several bodies, charred, and one that looked peppered with shotgun shells. Olivia faded back into view, kneeling down next to one of the corpses and inspecting it.

"Somebody was here and dealt with this problem themselves. Probably not one of us." She stood. "Judging by the fact that we aren't being devoured whole by a swarm of gangsters, either this entire place is evacuated or they've holed themselves into one room. We cleaning up this problem?"

@Silvan Haven







Deep underneath the sidewalks of Red Harbor, Lance stood in a frigid room, a room that was many times colder than the frigid outdoors. The icy white room was lined with air conditioners of varying quality. Lance stood in the center of the room, wearing a comfortable two-piece suit, black, and holding a pair of bloody pliers. Lance was joined by a heavily-tattooed man, tied to a chair, in the cell. Lance placed the pliers down on a nearby table that also contained several models of acid and a half-finished cup of rum. Lance looked back at his captive. "I'll give you a few moments to think about what you said. I'll be back for you, don't you worry."

Lance exited the room and walked up the metal stairs that led to the warehouse. Swinging open the metal door, he was very surprised to find two others individuals joining him in the secret base. Regaining his composure suddenly and quickly, he reached down to his belt and pulled out a small black Glock, levering it at the intruders.

“You have 10 fucking seconds to tell me who you are and what you’re doing here before I use your blood to dye these carpets,” the half-drunk man growled, his gun hand vibrating gently.”

@Krayzikk @Amaranth

@everyone when you LEGIT forget about this I don't even know wtf is with me anymore

We're actually going to move on now, hopefully y'all are still onboard with this shit

arggghh i hate myself


normally i'm the slytherin in these types of things but i guess i'm ravenclaw
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