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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

@DrTwit

On mobile, will get you fully reviewed later tonight. From what Ive seen, good tho.

Also have,to make an actual, not trashy cs
@AdmrlStalfos19 been 3 days, progress report? Again, no rush, but wanna be 100 percent sure youre still alive so I dont have to summon a replacement.
@DrTwit please do.
So long as you can manage it, yee.
@Agent 47Cool. I can whip something up, is this student spot or villain spot?


Student
@DrTwit Room has opened up, if you're ready to whip something up quickly.
i'm fine with whatever. i still haven't fully read his form tbh
They're both good, I just think robot dude is a hair more unique

@AdmrlStalfos19 @KiltmanBagz no pressure or anything, just reminder that this is still a thing
Kylie Jean Mariner

"If I went all out, we'd have to cart you off to the mission in a wheelchair," Kylie retorted, her eyes glimmering with confidence. She looked at the two men. "I'm going to go take a nap. Restorative purposes. I'll probably not come down. Disturb be and I'll show you what I mean about that wheelchair thing." With that, she turned and left the training room. She entered her own, flopping down on the cushiony bed. It was their first mission in a while, and Kylie intended on having rest before it.



7 P.M.


Kylie awoke at exactly 6:59, content after a long nap. She rubbed her eyes and glanced at the clock, before her eyes widened.

”Oh shit.”

Her body moving like the Flash after guzzling caffeine, Kylie quickly put on a pair of knee-high black boots and a matching jacket, before dashing down towards the meeting room. The doors burst open as Kylie made it into the room, panting.

”One minute late, Kylie.”

”Whatever.” Kylie lapsed into a chair at the meeting table, swiping the sweat off her forehead.

”Alright, now that we’re all here, we can begin.” The Boss rolled out a large map showing a sizable manor, with detailed descriptions of the guard patrols.””Buta is a coward, so most likely he will be residing at the center of the manor, which is the most heavily-guarded location. Our spies have examined the manor, and the only way in that we can see is through the front doors. Therefore, we have determined the best-and only way-to complete this mission is to slaughter your way in.”

The Boss marked an X on the map. ”Once you get through the main gates, there’s one person that may cause you trouble. Buta’s bodyguard is a retired captain with tremendous experience in the field. Most importantly, while not using one himself, he is an expert in Imperial Arms and is prepared to deal with opponents that use them. Getting through him will be no cakewalk, but after he is incapacitated, there’s nothing in your way that can stop you from killing the target.” He rolled up the map. ”The Air Manta is here. Good luck.”





The flying Danger Beast dropped them off on a large cliff, overlooking a large building, patrolled by a group of armored guards. Kylie removed Isari from her back, looking back at her team.

”You guys ready?”

@Blackened World @grandia20 @SpawnMeme @Shadow Daedalus


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