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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
7 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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@Kratesis@BCTheEntity@jbeil@Andreyich@Irredeemable

Victorine listened intently to the words of Horacio, as any true servant of the Emperor would, and gave small nods every now-and-then to show that she was listening. As much as she didn't particularly like what he was saying, it did make perfect sense, she had to admit – use them as loyal servants of the God-Emperor, or cleanse them as heretical abominations of the Ruinous Powers.

“Gruk,” she called, summoning the hunchback back over to their group, “listen closely...”

She explained everything that Horacio had told her, how it would ascertain to Gruk and his kin, and what was expected of them; the Celestian had not really been sure what to expect, but is most assuredly was not the sight of heavy tears rolling down the swollen cheeks of the mutant, his bug eyes bulging out even further if that was possible, and spittle dribbling from between his lips in rather off-putting quantities.

“Thank you,” he slurped at the Confessor, “thank you so much,” a loud snort and a wiping of his face with one ragged sleeve of his 'clothing' put an end to the weeping (thank the Emperor), “we will do as you ask, please, follow us.”

Caroline was given point once more, her heavy weaponry quite useful in clearing rooms when it came to it and, should they prove treacherous, would be just as useful in gunning down the shambling mass of bodies now guiding them to where their quarry lay.






The ancient Terran war-sage Son Zoo once said that, should you wish to force a stand, one must place their army in a position where retreat and fleeing is impossible and that army will fight all the harder for it...similar to the saying about getting between an animal and their escape route.

With what was to happen next, Victorine would reflect often upon these phrases in particular.

As it was, Caroline was the first of their group to die, a giant felled by a stone – as it was between David and Goliath – something hissing from the darkness, causing the mutants to scatter mere moments before impact, the Amazonian Retributor pausing in her steps forward and falling to her knees with a clattering of armour, her weapon falling from nerveless fingers.

“Sister Adalard? Sister?!”

Victorine sprinted forward, blazing into the surrounding shadows with her own sidearm, just narrowly avoiding another hissing projectile, coming to face Caroline even as the remainder of the Sororitas spread out in the corridor about; there was only one way out of this section of the vessel, and it was the way they had come.

Caroline was already dead.

“Emperor's teeth,” hissed the Celestian, sliding shut the slack eyelids of the poisoned Retributor, then laying her heavy form down beside her weapon, half-crouched as she slipped back to the relative cover of a nearby crate.

It was Sister Vitruvia who bore the brunt of the next assault, a bolt taking her firmly in the torso. Though it missed any vital organs, it nevertheless sent her reeling backwards, her upper body beginning to bleed profusely as she hit the hard metallic decking underfoot, a crater that would be left to mark her form even if she survived.

It was then that their enemy decided to make his move, rising from his position at the end of the corridor and moving forward cautiously, an empty Needler pistol holstered at his hip while a bolt pistol was held in one fist. Although his other hand was empty, the telltale sheath of a power weapon could be spotted at his waist if one squinted enough in the dimply lit vein of the ships underbelly.

“What do you think?” Yelled Victorine to the others, “lay down some covering fire and rush him? 'Nades in first?”

They were all of them battered and bruised, two of their number out of action, one permanently, and a heavily armoured foe – who was clearly well armed to boot – was now slowly creeping toward their band of holy soldiers.
“There are those brave, industrious souls that, armed only with a Warrant of Trade and the wits to survive alone in space, ply their trade and fortune through the stars. These hardy souls, men and women alike, take many forms and it is not unknown for them to be snagged by the vestiges of fate! Horatio Drake, youngest son of the House Drake family line, was...cogitator, cease recording.”

Horatio Drake, youngest son of House Drake and all-around disappointment to his esteemed father – a man who had claimed countless swathes of unknown space for the God-Emperor and the greater Imperium, who had fought eyeless horrors in the Vinci Gulf, and Eldar pirates near the Pharsalus Stars, a legend in his own right – reclined somewhat in his chair.

Silently he twiddled with a thread coming loose from his fur-edged military pelisse, part of a 'full dress' uniform that his father had gifted him, though he had never fought in the Guard and which had remained his dashing and gallant clothing of choice ever since, his slender face pinched in a temporary expression of cerebration.

“Is it arrogant to speak of oneself in the third person?” He asked the silent air of his personal chamber, running a hand over one long-but-slender sideburn of deep brown hair, his eyes roving over the various trophies of enemies he had never slain or even actually met, “I am quite sure father would have said so.”

“Cogitator, continue re-”

A soft beeping shook the young warrior-explorer from his reveries, one gloved hand depressing the acknowledgement key, the other resting itself beneath his slightly pointed chin.

"My lord," spoke a voice, seemingly far away but actually right before him, the gruff First Mate of the ship causing him to tumble back into the world of blinking lights and shifting figures, of sights, sounds and Astropath choirs.

"Mister Briggs," acknowledged the slender man in his clipped Terran accent, one slender hand adjusting his deep green uniform while his other brushed the jet-black hair back against his skull, "what is it, that you must disturb me in the middle of my musings?"

First Mate Briggs sighed inwardly, looking at the figure that was his master and sighing again, "forgive me lord, but we have come into orbit of Escalon Seven; I thought you might like to know." Briggs had the air of a former Naval officer, straight-backed and straight-talking, and never yet had he failed House Drake or its offspring.

"Quite right," agreed the attentive noble, "please, let me see it."

Buttons were pressed, and the command-throne whirred about to look directly out of the viewing window, Drake narrowing his eyes into no more than slits as he rested an elbow on a knee. For moments that seemed to last forever he observed the slowly turning planet, a mass of colour that formed into all manner of continents of varying size, a civilised planet of the Emperor's Imperium that was both without law and prime hunting-grounds for the more...unscrupulous inhabitants of the galaxies fringes. Briefly he pondered, would the Imperium ever try to reclaim this planet from the clutches of corruption and vice? Why, it was only a few light-years from Port Wander, and he had seen first hand the efficiency of the Imperial Navy.

"Lord?"

He had known this moment would come, the moment when he was required to leave his ship and descend to the planets largest landmass, but it was not as easy as he had imagined it would be to remove himself from the relative safety of his floating fortress and the protectors aboard; he knew he must go though, for he did not know the Koronus Expanse - into which he intended to travel - and knew full well that most of his bridge crew, as handy as they were with a ship, would not be able to assist him with those duties he could not do himself. Finances for example, one of the greatest joys for many Rogue Traders, was something completely alien to him - Horatio Drake spent currency, he did not study it! Then there was protection from raiders and pirates, networks of contacts to form across the Expanse, as well as issues of not entirely legal nature, and so forth. All these things could go smoother, faster and with greater efficiency if he could find personages more capable than he to work for him; in order to do this he had been directed to Escalon Seven, for he was told that in all the sector there was no more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

"Have my shuttle prepared, Mr Briggs, and tell Medicus Gamael and to meet me in the hangar."

"Aye lord, as you wish."

It took half an hour for Drake to fully prepare himself, giving his resident religious fanatic time to ready his things and head toward the hangar bay, a small shuttle - able to carry Drake, Lazarus Gamael and a dozen Armsmen - would be waiting there, bedecked in his House crest and their colours of black and white.

Bedecked in his deep green uniform, trimmed with black at the epaulettes and lacing - one in the style of a Colonel of the Imperial Guard no less - and his fine trousers with there broad central stripe of crimson, he took long strides through the corridors of his ship; beneath this uniform he wore carapace armour, an auto-stubber on one hip, his family chain-axe, an heirloom handed down from the times before the Horus Heresy, on his other.

Upon entering the hangar, a vast expanse the size of a cathedral, he noticed not for the first time just how small he and the multitude of servitors seemed in comparison. "Indeed," he quipped to himself as he moved, "the Emperor does like to make us feel small..." in the distance he could pick out the shuttle and at least a dozen figures around the open ramp at the rear, one that would be his three-eyed passenger, his steps echoing loudly as his boots clanged against the metal grating of the floor, noise blocked out by the sheer amount of activity taking place around them; here some servitors were lifting and moving empty storage crates, others making snap repairs on otherwise functioning pieces of venerable technology, and above all the all-pervading thrum of the engine.

Picking out the Medicus as he made his presence felt - the Armsmen moving aside to flank their superior, salutes thrown up by every man of them, each then forming the sign of the Aquila - Horatio greeted the former First Lieutenant with a smile, one hand gesturing to the shuttle, the other resting on the butt of his stubber.

"Tell me Lazarus, are we ready to go? Are you ready to go?"

@Big Dread Lob a character concept/sheet my way and we'll take it from there.

To everyone else, I swear I'll move us along in the next couple of days, as usual everything is transpiring to keep me away from my PC and thus my RPing.
@Andreyich Only because I take so bloody long to post!

Can't thank you all enough for your patience though, means an awful lot, it really does.
@Mortarion You're more than welcome, obalso think it'd be fine if your guy (or girl) is more an engineer. I've always thought of lex-mechs as record keepers, really.
@BangoSkank I did ask that you PM it to me, but that's pretty good. Feel free to pop him in the Character tab.
@Andreyich BOOOOOOOOO!
@Jbcool you forgot @Searat


My bad...sorry @Searat!
@Andreyich@Dusty@Lucian@POOHEAD189@BangoSkank@Chicken@ClocktowerEchos

Thump...thump-thump...thump...thump-thump...

Something was coming.

Severo let his ears, which were honestly not as acute as they had once been, pick up the sound of something (or some things) moving toward their current position at a rhythmic pace but certainly at speed. There were, he decided, two options here; either those were drums, hooves, or most likely both.

"No necessito això ara mateix!" He burst out with in his native Estalian, although a very specific dialect if anyone cared, whipping his cloak back over his shoulder and drawing forth a rapier and shorter dagger from his waist, his entire body taking the half-hunched but relaxed stance of a duellist, "prepare yourselves, look to the treeline."

They did not have to wait all that long for the first horned adversary to appear, the pug-nosed face of an Ungor - the lesser threat of all Beastmen bands - emerging from one side of the clearing alongside a cohort of his compatriots, a skirmishing party of two dozen or so at most, but by the Gods there would undoubtedly be more coming soon.
@ReedeThe23rd@Andreyich@BangoSkank

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