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5 yrs ago
Current Happy International Women's Day to all the fabulous female Gm's and Rpers out there
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6 yrs ago
Bond, James Bond, 007. You can never be replaced and will be deeply missed sir. RIP Connery 😭
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6 yrs ago
Major Congrats to all my peeps in The Walking Dead - We have reached the 5 year strong milestone!!! HOLY SHIT!
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6 yrs ago
If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first, they are the closest thing to grass fed.
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6 yrs ago
March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....
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✾ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚊
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I've been at this a long time and when I say a long time I mean a long long damn time. I started out with table top, ADnD, back in the 80's, then dived into others: Nightlife, Mage the Ascension, Shadow Run, HoL, etc. Moved onto Online in the 90's. I've been running various incarnations of a single RP group for twenty years now. Worked helping setting up, building, and/or admining/modding various RP forums over the years: Adventure Quest, Priston Tales, War Gods, etc. It's been a long road filled with ups and downs. I'm an evil GM, you've been warned.

Outside of RP, I am a mom. Yup, I've reproduced and there are little Lady A's running around plotting their own take over of the world. I am a published author and once upon a time an award winning poet. I've done a lot in my life. I haven't done as much as I would like. I've grown a lot. I have a lot more growing to do. I love to cook, baker by trade currently. I went to university and majored in Mathematics. I've programmed websites, worked as a model, worked as a 3d modeler. Shit, I even used to dance. And have been known to sing a bit. Jack of all trades. Master of like 3, lol.


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This is where I go into my personality. In the past I would normally make some self deprecating remark about how I am a bitch of a GM, pushing my rpers as hard as I push myself and so forth. Not anymore. People change, or perhaps they just come into their own. This can happen at any age. More than that it can happen several times over the course of your life as you discover and rediscover yourself. Everything happens for a reason, usually that reason is ones owns actions. Or inaction's. Right now, I am in a better place than I can remember being in the longest time. I am happy and at peace. I have no regrets. Maybe I should but I don't. I plan on keeping this peace I have found, I went far too long without it.

Currently I am enjoying several things. Some are things I have enjoyed most of my life: Coffee, chocolate, bacon, M*A*S*H. One isn't something I have enjoyed since I was seventeen: being clean and free of poisons in my system. It is beyond description and I love it: One-hundred and twenty days and counting. Music taste is shifting to more mood oriented than anything, strange I am finding a lot of newer Country I am enjoying and I have NEVER liked country. Watching things like Lark Rise to Candleford and being hooked to the point of reading the trilogy. Recently added yoga to my workouts and all I can say is, "Fuckmaste: the fucked up in me accepts the fucked up in you."

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Date: Monday May 22nd, 2017



Diamond District: Dr. Johnson listened intently to what Mali had to say as she flipped down the scope on her visor and started to take a closer look at her skin. After a few minutes she flipped it back out of the way and nodded. "We will go with a Hydra Facial then. Multi steps. It's a non-invasive chemical peel that draws out any impurities in the skin without having to squeeze. A hydradermabrasion and delivery of Antioxidants, Hyaluronic Acids, and peptides to round it out.

It will smooth out the skin, tighten it up, corrects things like sun damage and such from make up and just over all living in the butt crack of humanity that is Justice. Not to mention there is no irritation and no downtime. Which is what is most important for you today since you need to be ready for this evening. Don't want anything causing redness or burning on you to deal with tonight. That would just make things counter productive," she said as she hopped down and went to the racks of various chemicals and supplies. Gathering what she needed she slipped on a new pair of gloves and got back in her seat. "Now, just relax, sleep, talk if you want, and let me handle things."

Police Department: Station 54: "I don't like the idea of taking a civilian anywhere but I have had her under my protection and watch for a while now and I can't exactly just write down directions. So she has to come or we have to wait until things are safe... Which would probably mean we would be dead because safety doesn't exist in Justice," Roy said before getting up as Riley came over and knocked on the door.

Walking over he opened it and let her in. "Hey, were you able to figure out anything from the babbling that was going on with that guy on the phone?" he asked as he looked at Riley before facepalming. "Sorry, this is my partner Detective Khurana. And actually hold that thought," he said glancing around the precinct. Might not even be safe for Riley to say what she heard on the phone. "Come on. let's all three of us get out of here, grab some food and talk," he said as he pulled his keys out of his pocket.

La Hacienda: "Partner? Since when do forensic techs have partners? Sorry, just not something I have heard of," Natasha said. "Long standing partner you can trust or...?" she tossed out there as she grabbed her suitcase off the bed. "Shit, trust your gut and if you can't do that trust people who save your ass without endangering it," she added before going towards the door. Natasha froze slightly as someone knocked at the door, maybe it was someone telling her that her cab was there. Swinging it open her eyes narrowed as she spotted Caesar. "Oh I don't have time for this," she said as she stood there tapping her toe. "Mind moving, I have places to go."

The messenger at the gate waited until Father Gonzalez arrived. Having him sign a few things and show him his ID. "Sorry, got really damn specific instructions on delivering this," he said before he finally handed over the package and left. It was a medium sized padded manilla envelope that when felt on would feel mostly empty accept for a small hard stop in the bottom corner. There as no return address but the hand writing was familiar. It was his deceased nieces. (Pm before day 5 to find out just what is in the package)

Justice Asylum: "Ножи, множественное число. Среди прочего. И тот звонок, который вы хотели сделать, конечно. Хорошо. Почему русский? Почему вы не хотите, чтобы врач знал, насколько вы занимательны? Я имею в виду серьезно. Теперь, держись, собираешься всплывать, что на месте. Когда мы бежим, мне нужно, чтобы вы могли работать," Risa rambled off as she slowly got closer and closer to Jaina. Approaching her like someone would to deal with a lion, all she needed was a chair in front of her. resting her hands on the girl she got ready to pop that joint back into place. She didn't bother asking the doctor to help, figuring Jaina might just try to kill the doctor again.

"Dit la fille peint de belles images. Que voulez-vous savoir d'autre?" Risa asked as she waited for Jaina to let her own it was alright to fix the leg. She wasn't about to just yank it into place without some sign.

<Snipped quote by Lady Amalthea>

In my experience, that would be code for "He's an asshole but the player expects you to find him charming to spare their feelings."


Sadly this is probably a good summary of how a lot of people feel about themselves in general. "Yeah, I'm an ass but love me anyways and laugh at all the douche moves I pull."
<Snipped quote by Avant>

Or "He's really dark and distance but deep down he's a great guy once you get to know him."


Code for He's an asshole but you get used to it.
@ONL Check chat please, your post for the second week in a row is 2 paragraphs short of the minimal.
@ONL Check Emoteph at the door darlin'.


Ludwig Zimmer


Location: Russian Tent City, Regent Park, London, England, Europe, Northern Hemisphere, Planet Earth
Skills: Kielkropf, Smoyler, Ferret Handling



It was days like this, well nights like this, wait was it night? It could be, it wasn't when he arrived but he had been there sometime. Oh at least he thought he had. Pressing his hands to his chest, then his back pocket, then another, then his front, then eventually patting himself down he located the item which he was searching for; his pocket watch. It was in his vest pocket watch pocket. Of course it was. Looking at the time he tilted his head quizzically to the left and to the right. It read 8:15. But was that morning or night? If it was morning, he could be tired. Or not. He had been jaunting around on his mighty steed and that was a time he enjoyed and became lost in. He would be as bushy as a squirrels tail no matter the time. Yet it could be night, his stomach didn't feel as if it had a thousand Nachzehrer fighting over scraps within. So it was probably night time.

Maybe but how could one tell when they were inside? Looking around he was pretty sure he was inside. He was a scholar, he could figure this out. Granted just thinking back to whether or not he had passed an entrance was not as easy as all that when one was so small. Three inches changed one perspective. Looking at his feet, his brows rose in unison and in a fascinating manner, causing his glasses to slip from the top of his nose down to the little button tip. Squinting his eyes together he reached up and pushed them back up. Now he was ready to examine such an interesting item that lay at hit feet. It was really remarkable, very much so. At least he thought it was until he squatted down and took a closer look. Dirt, it was just dirt. That wasn't anything interesting. But it did mean he could be outside. Or in the mouth of a Mossgapping Tweedle Knocker!

What is a Mossgapasing Tweedle Knocker? He pondered that for a moment for he had never heard of one before. Now that did sound interesting and the look that said it was so was plastered on his features as his mouth fell agape in deep consideration. Oh the possibilities. This was something his mind could wrap around until he was sure it was morning, or until he as sure it was night the next day but the ground trembled around him and he snapped back to reality. Knees bending and hands flying out as he tried to keep his balance. It was an earth quake! Or was it? It could be the Mossgapping Tweedle Knocker on a charge! If so, what was he do to? Be trampled? There was nothing to do about it, he would be trampled, here in this very uninteresting dirt. Then the shaking stopped, or it did't stop but he stopped feeling it. Why? Had the monstrosity perished?

No, he had risen off the ground. Small delicate wings that looked like ones that would be found on a dragon fly fluttered for every twitch his body made, which in the end meant they were in a constant blurry motion. He grinned, he had saved himself! Of course he had. He had wings, he could fly! Yes, fly away from his dirt, this darkness, and all these green things that surrounded him. Yes, fly up and see what was going on, where he was, and what time of day it was. It was all so simple and so he did! Flew right up. The light that was so dull before was growing now in intensity as he came to the top of a large leaf (4 inches across was huge!) and looked around. He was inside!

Yes, now he remembered. He had gone into a tent. There was such a commotion outside that he had to get inside, or at least direct his valiant steed inside so they would not be trampled by Mossgapping Tweedle Knockers! Or was it horses? No, horses were of no interest. He hated riding horses. Why he rode a ferret. Why? Because he could. They had darted into an empty tent. His steed had taken refuge somewhere and he had explored. There was a plant in the room. It was starting to make sense now. Everything was fine, it was night, he was inside, and he was alone. It was all good.

No, it wasn't. There were people in there now! His wings froze and he landed hand on the leaf, sliding down it and the stem until he landed face first back into the very uninteresting dirt. Spatting out the large particles he sighed to himself. That was not how he wanted things to go. How had he wanted things to go? He didn't know but he was sure this wasn't it. It tasted as if he had just eaten privy full of worm remains. Okay time to move and get out of there before they got comfortable. They had just entered, not sitting as of yet. Turning he darted out the backside of the potted plant and flew down to the table and then to the ground below. It was anything but graceful. His arms flailing about and his torso rotating this way and that yet he pulled it off as he was able to make it to the edge of the tent, and duck outside.

The place was very busy, a lot of people mulling about. Did they know what was going on? Did they know their lives could be in danger if the Mossgapping Tweedle Knocker was to come about? Wait, no, they wouldn't need to worry about such. They resided in marches and swamps didn't they? Did they? He had never heard of a Mossgapping Tweedle Knocker before, or had he? Wait, he had, just five minutes ago he had remembered them! So this was the second time he heard of them, that made them very possible at this point! Very possible indeed! His mouth went agape again as he was lost in thought to just what these things looked like. He would have remained there the rest of the night but he wasn't given the chance as a large pink wet piece of flesh pressed against his cheek. That snapped him out of it. The Mossgapping Tweedle Knocker was apon him!!!

Wait, no it wasn't. It was just his trust steed, Dieter. Smiling like a Granny Nichner Pog he patted his old friend and climb aboard. Wait, Granny Nichner Pog? What was that? It was something to think on but not now, now he rode! To the top of the Ferret, to the top of the wall, now dash away, dash away, dash away all! And so he did. Grabbing a fistful of fur and moving out. Dieter wove along the edge of the tents and across the paths between. Oh how he loved ridding like this. Dieter was so quick, had he fallen under the spell of a... Straw!

It was coming down from above, it was raining straw! "Bettnässen Seiche Eimer!" he exclaimed as he completely forgot that when was Kielkropfing his body may have shrunk, his voice did not! Jumping off Dieter he knew he had to stop this nonsense lest he be buried in hay. Resting his hand on Dieter he blinked and within that blink of n eye the world swirled around him and the wind picked up as he shot out of the ground, like a daisy! With a Ferret in his hand. Grinning brightly as he coddled Dieter he looked at the man dropping straw everywhere.

"Oh um, hello, yes, good evening."


@ONL Dude, pushing the counter is causing Fantasy to be on day 7. She gets removed because she waited on you I'm not gonna be responsible for what does to you (And can Haakon really afford to lose the only friend he has in rp? LOL)
@Mariana Collie Well then here is a bitch, never enough people play villains. I mean real villains, not asshats that are just brooding and want to be loved.
@Mariana Collie As my posted stated, it wasn't an rp thing currently. (Yet off tangenting, villains never bother me. Their purpose is to screw things up.)




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