Stern Algorithm

World of Light

@Gentlemanvaultboy

Linkle should get the cuccos as strikers:

Warrior's Heaven: Supreme Anime Bullshit

This is what I have so far. I feel I might not have enough powers or be OP enough:

Cadbury

"Boys can be Magical Girls too, you chauvinist pig!"

Name: Cadbury

Age: Older than the Universe

Birthdate: N/A

Gender: N/A (preferred pronouns are They/Them)

Nationality: Hell (Formerly Heaven)

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Appearance:

Height: 1'00" (including ears)

Weight: 5lbs

Fashion Sense:

Wears nothing; sometimes sits in a teal, over-sized cupcake cup.

Distinguishing Features:

Cadbury has taken on the appearance of a chocolate rabbit. Their darker shade of brown suggests a hint of bitterness beneath their otherwise sweet exterior.

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Biography:

Personality Questions:
- A good friend of yours abandons you and everyone they know in the pursuit of strength, how do you feel?

"If it's strength they want, then I'm the last person they should abandon."

- Someone you have romantic interest enters a relationship with someone else, what do you do?

I congratulate them on living their best life. It's disgusting that people think romantic infatuation should be rewarded with reciprocation. Nobody owes you sex, you chauvinistic, patriarchal, oppressive..." [We are currently experiencing technical difficulties]

- Where do you go when you die?

"When I die, my soul will be condemned to eternal damnation, teehee~!"

Backstory:

The concept of divinity is surprisingly loose. Ancient gods, demons, devils, eldritch abominations, etc., all start to bleed together at some point. One such being managed to preserve its sense of self-awareness, and instead of succumbing to primordial desires like many lesser demons did, retained sentience and a sense of purpose. But it joined forces with other like-minded individuals in rebellion against a more powerful being. The demons were struck down and defeated, and sued for peace, a respite from punishment as part of a bargain to test the mortals that the more powerful being had an interest in. And so the demons were cast down from a higher plane of existence to the physical plane. Yet here the more powerful being had little in the way of enforcement, though it granted power against the demons to those mortals that believed in the powerful being. The demons decided to play the same game, by granting power to the mortals in return for belief. This, unfortunately, distracted the demons away from any attempt to unify their powers and their minions against the being that trapped them in this plane, as the competition was just too damn fun. The demons were now focused on making their minions fight each other in a manner resembling the games that mortals played. Sometimes it was straight-up war. Sometimes it was Chess, or Go, or Hide-and-Seek or American Football. The demons get bored quickly and are always looking for the next major update. Right now, the competition is not unlike DOTA auto-chess.

The aforementioned demon, at some point in history, granted its power to one Alouette Linville, who sold her soul for the power of necromancy. The demon chose a name for itself for the humans to call it by, which was 'Cadbury'. As part of Cadbury and Alouette's contract, Cadbury would continue to grant necromantic powers to Allouette's family, but her family had to occasionally use those powers to fight the minions of other demons. Though Alouette was not the first family that Cadbury had ever granted their powers to, nor were the Linville's the first family, Cadbury is invested in their current 'build', having seen success generation after generation. But over time, Cadbury lamented seeing their fellow demons slowly lose interest in the game. With the advent of science, summoning demons became a thing of the past, and paganism and satanism went the way of the hippie through its transformation into new age religions, such as Wiccanism. At first, Cadbury raged against the 'new updates', but over time, Cadbury warmed up to it, embracing the new changes with a sense of progressive pride. Cadbury began to study the human's latest social and media trends, becoming more and more (one might even say, insufferably) progressive and liberal. Cadbury even went so far as to remake the original contract and lay all the details bare for each generation of Linville so that Cadbury was not coercing them into a non-consenting relationship and unequal power-dynamic. Fortunately, the family appreciated Cadbury's honesty and re-signed the contract.

Cadbury finally concluded that demon summoners and necromancers were outdated. What the world needed, what would make witchcraft popular again was Magical Girls. But even when the next generation of the inheritor of the Linville legacy happened to be born a male, Cadbury wasn't worried. Who said magical girls had to be girls? Gender was an outdated social construct! Cadbury watched with interest as Morgan grew up, a boy who expressed interest in candy and cute things. Wonderful! Someone who didn't conform to gender stereotypes! Just the person Cadbury needed to spearhead their new idea. But Cadbury had to change himself as well. Giving Morgan agency and self-determination, Cadbury allowed Morgan the ability to slightly alter how their magic worked, while Cadbury took on a new form that Morgan would like to reflect Cadbury's own changes in social understanding. Now Cadbury accompanies Morgan in their quest to change the world for the better, while trying to convince humans and demons that making contracts with magical individuals of unspecified gender was the way of the future. And if they don't agree, they must be racist, misogynist, oppressive, chauvinist pigs.

Abilities:

• Sweet Nothings (Motivational Bullshit) -
  Cadbury can spew out empty, saccharine platitudes about self-empowerment to push anyone past their natural and supernatural limits. This ability has an exponential effect on someone who is being oppressed currently the underdog in a fight and is losing.
• Candy Wrapper Bow -
  Cadbury puts a candy wrapper-shaped bow on someone, and makes a temporary contract with them, boosting their attack, defense, and magical power, while also giving them a cute dress, and a magical weapon, like a wand or something.
• Party-Sized Fun Pack -
  Cadbury can take Morgan's summons and mash them together into a single, gigantic candy abomination that can continue to grow in size as it consumes corpses.
• The Ghost in the Shell -
  Cadbury is effectively immortal, but their ability to interact with the world is severely limited. Cadbury cannot materialize in the physical plane while their current champion, Morgan, is unconscious. If either Morgan is killed or the grimoire Morgan holds is destroyed, it's game over for Cadbury, and Cadbury will have to start grinding for levels with a new champion.
• Grimoire-portation! -
  Cadbury can use Morgan's grimoire to teleport himself or others by jumping into the pages. Somehow, the grimoire also comes along even though a book cannot enter its own pages according to Euclidean geometry. The target location is limited to places Cadbury has been to, but since Cadbury's been all around the world, they can make some pretty long distance teleports, but don't expect pinpoint accuracy.
  
  Consume Soul -
  Cadbury can devour one of the jolly ranchers that Morgan creates from souls, effectively killing any supernatural entity that might be able to continue living even without a body. This is a holdover of Cadbury's more demonic past, and something Cadbury is not very willing to do again.
  
  Soul Buyer -
  Cadbury can buy souls. Since Morgan is Cadbury's champion, Cadbury will not buy a livingsoul, since doing so makes the seller another magical individual of unspecified gender under Cadbury's employ, which is not something they want at the moment. But if an ally dies, Cadbury will ask the soul if it wants another shot at life. If it agrees, Cadbury buys the soul, and lends it back to itself, complete with its old body in perfect condition. If the seller dies again, the soul now belongs to Cadbury forever.

Shout out to @Pyxis for their patience and for collaborating with me.

I feel that Cadbury might know or have heard of @Ruiner's Trevor, @LemonZest1337's Nathan, @Dead Cruiser's Azrael, and @CelesteEste's magical girl.

Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

@Pyxis

I'm visiting family right now, and I probably won't be able to work on my character until maybe Tuesday

A Guild Adventure: An RP with Monster Girls! (ENDED)

Vivian & Sylvia Altissima

@PaulHaynek

"Oh! Just the cyclops I was looking for!" Syliva exclaimed, "I'm Sylvia Altissima..."

"...and I'm Vivian," Vivian concluded the introduction, looking up at Talia's impressive height.

"I was hired by Bart to be the Guild's apothecary, and my sister was hired to be the Guild's pastry chef. We're actually looking to setup an herb garden and a greenhouse so I can grow the plants needed to make medicine. Ideally, it will be close to, if not accessible from, the kitchen, since that's wher my sister will be spending most of her time, and well, as you can see, I'm not very mobile." Sylvia gestured to the pot and the wheeled plank she used to get around.

"The greenhouse will likely be the most difficult, since we'll need glass, but i can get started with just the herb garden. All it would need is a fenced-off area around some decent soil and maybe a shed for tools. Oh, we'll need gardening tools too." This last part Sylvia said more to herself as she became pensive and thoughtful, putting a hand t oehr chin, hoping she wasn't forgetting anything important.

World of Light

Din

Level 4 - (21/40) EXP
Location - Lumbridge
Word Count: 413

@MULTI_MEDIA_MAN @ProPro @Lugubrious @DracoLunaris @Gentlemanvaultboy

Wiping some sweat from her brow, Din smiled at the approaching fortuneteller. "It's a pleasure to meet you too, Menat. Name's Din. Advice, huh? Well, the usual advice is confidence and practice. As for these wings...they're real, I guess. It's magic." Although that was her explanation, no magic she knew of in Hyrule involved fusing parts of fallen enemies to oneself. Thinking about it that way, the whole process seemed rather morbid. But Menat's description of her dancing as part of her fighting style threw Din for a loop, rendering her previous advice almost laughable. "In that case, you've probably got me beat. I don't fight with my dancing, not really." Though as she thought of it, she realized that that was no longer true. "I guess the main thing is to get your opponent into your rhythm and then do something off-beat. It's so easy for people to look for patterns that setting up an easy pattern and then going against is a great way to throw an opponent off balance. I guess, ironically, that's advice for bad dancing, but knowing how to dance well involves knowing what to avoid. Otherwise, I would say use your agility, and use your sash to hide your intentions."

When Menat offered to read her fortune in return, she was delighted. Hyrule had many fortune tellers whose advice were often spot on and led one to exactly what they needed. As Din noticed her allies coming out of the guildhall, she motioned for Menat to follow her as she approached Bowser, Linkle, the Courier, and the white-haired man. "Hey Linkle! While you guys were in there, I danced for some money. I earned quite a bit of money to help you with your debt. I also met this fortuneteller. I thought we could ask her to look into our future and guide us on our quest." Though she addressed her allies, she gave a the ruggedly handsome Geralt a shy smile, acknowledging his presence. Din hoped Linkle would be as enthused about the fortuneteller as she was, though she was afraid the Courier might be too jaded an individual to believe in fortunes. She didn't know what Bowser's thoughts were in reading the future, though the fact that he employed a wizard was a positive sign. She had no idea that a signifcant part of Bowser's past was defined by a botched attempt by Kamek to change an unfavourable future that the old wizard had seen.

Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

Everyone is putting so much thought into their character when I just made a cute boy who summons candy monsters to do his bidding.

@Pyxis

Would you like a cute pet mascot to go along with that magical boy you're making?

Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

"Kill 'em with kindness. Literally."

Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

@tobiax

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Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

Does anyone have any plans to be an OP magical girl (or boy, for that matter)? Cause I think it might be interesting if I was said magical girl's equally OP "cute pet mascot".

In other words, form a contract with me and become a magical girl!

Rediculous Anime Bullshit: The RP

Throwing my hat into this ring.