Awson

Hey Guys

@Frizan

Hey Guys

I'M DOING TERRIBLE. THIS WAS ALL A LURE SO I COULD SAY HOW TERRIBLE I AM DOING.

I bet there's some sort of notification-per-post cap that I hit. It probably didn't send a single one out.

Hey Guys

<Snipped quote by Awson>

How dare you.

David and I have never drank together

Or been on a beach
Because California beaches are densely packed.

@Azarthes

There's no obvious omissions here that I can see. I guess we're all sorted out.

Sorry for doubting you.

Hey Guys

Why would you even imply that I may have a motive that I don't vocalize?
Perhaps you're getting paranoid, Awson.

@Azarthes

I know for a fact that you only joke around with me so that you and David can sip appletini's on a NorCal beach and call me stupid for believing that you're genuine.

Hey Guys

Oh.
I just thought you were showing your disdain for them.
It seems like it would be an Awson thing to do.

@Azarthes

No, I think you were mostly just doing it to preserve my mistakes.

(POS)

Hey Guys

Hi [@AntarcticTermite].
Hi [@Villiageidiotx]

Are these done on purpose?

@Azarthes

Nope, but it was all done by hand and the preview doesn't let you know that it isn't going to link anywhere when you mess up.

Edit: also, you're a piece of shit.

Hey Guys

I've never been one of those guys that says "hi" when he enters chatrooms or anything like that online.

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Sup?

Get out your walking shoes.

I'll log into Runescape and make you guys some mithril gear.

SPAM APPRECIATION DAY

I refuse to recognize this supposed holiday.

W00 my first adult job.

Arguably twice as much.