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1 mo ago
Current It's been three years since we lost Polymorpheus, a dear friend. It's felt like a lot longer, that time. I still think about Poly every so often, and how I miss them so very much. I won't forget them.
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1 mo ago
I like attention.
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6 mos ago
Tomorrow is post day. How unfortunate.
6 mos ago
I lost.
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6 mos ago
@LongSwordMain I can fix that, if you wish.
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Bio

uhhhh, hi there

I am here and I sorta exist so yes this is my ‘bio’ and it will probably be rather brief and suck and be sloppy, just like me.
So, without further ado..

stuff about me

Most people call me Barti or Bart as well as a few other things since it’s just easier or meaner than the actual thing - I invite you to do so as well.

I’m a 23-year-old (bday June 20th!) Texan who enjoys thunderstorms and rain far too much, and likes anime, running, metal music, and copious amounts of DRUGS candy, among many other cool things - like DnD and MTG.

I enjoy group rps as well as 1x1s. For groups I have what I think is a decent array of interests, most of it being profusely weeb-y. I like Fantasystuffs (Modern especially), supernatural themes, pretty much all Japanese stuff - including historically accurate settings - as well as general dark/grim themes, comedic slice of life trash, academy rps, unique plots, etc. etc. As for 1x1s I pretty much do romance, but I can do non-romantic stuff too if you give me something to work with xP
The only genre I find myself not entirely comfortable with is really sci-fi stuff, but, if the plot/idea catches me enough it can hold my interest. Oh, and my writing level is high casual to low advanced.

I’m a sarcastic, snarky, bipolar-depressed, degenerate garbage can, but generally people seem to like me (I don’t know why in the hot hell you would) - but if you would also like to be my friendo lemme know.
I don’t bite.
Usually owo xd rawr

welppp...I guess that’s okay for now
thanks for reading, you potatoes

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Most Recent Posts

@rush99999 You're in luck, we have exactly one spot left :p
Sorry for the multiple pings.

@Benzaiten, Aren is approved!

@Asura, Lillian is approved. I'll have to get you to PM me some details: If Lillian has a deity/patron, you can hit me up and we could work on who they may be. Also if you have any backstory details that you want to discuss, we can do that too. Otherwise she's gucci.

@Neianna86, Haelion seems good to me. We'll have to chat about the Genasi royalty and this Trickster God as well, it'll be fun :P

@Bartimaeus, Sen Rak is accepted. Quite possibly the most articulate and simply glorious sheet I've ever seen. Bravo.

@webboysurf, I love em ^^ He's lookin good to me.

@Fading Memory, your bird is simply a pogchamp. Accepted.

@Lurking Krog, things seem fine in the mechanics department - I'll have to getcha to make a Guild sheet as well, then I'll be able to accept Tolrish ^^

Alrighty folks, we seem to have a very fun cast here ^^ I'm excited to see how they'll interact. If your sheet has been approved, you can move 'em on over to the CS Tab! If there's any questions, or suggestions perhaps, feel free to speak up.
I'll be working on the 1st IC post in the meantime.
OOC is here and being worked on rn.
roleplayerguild.com/posts/5391017

I will likely unsubscribe from the interest check, so if somebody posts here I will not see it unless you @Mention me.
Alrighty peeps, here's the OOC.
@webboysurf@Asura@Neianna86
@Benzaiten@Fading Memory@Lurking Krog

If I missed tagging you, you have permission to shame me.
No need to post your sheets here if you've already done so, I'm gonna start going over them in detail right now. At some point I'll also be adding a section in the world info that mentions any places described in your sheets just so we can get that down.
Perils of Xepreath

Xepreath is a relatively young planet. And in its youth, it is an unharnessed land, possessesing a vast, unbridled well of magic. Said magic can be held accountable for the creation of man itself, and all their ilk. It is said that Xepreath's magic is so great that even the gods, and beings of similar power, were drawn to the planet from far and wide.

Yet, what may appear to be a blessing is not always so. Alongside such raw power comes a seemingly ungovernable arcane chaos. Said chaos has been the plight of man since its inception. And the only reason they have managed to survive thusfar is due to the natural ebb and flow of such energies - the lulls in the magical fluxes during which they can recover.

But the lulls seem to be.. shortening. The fluxes are changing - increasing in power. Among many things, these fluxes are tearing at the borders that seperate one plane from another - causing other planes to seep into ours and vice-versa. Rifts are opening. Things are warping, changing. Over the last two decades, this has become the worry of every nation of Xepreath: What will become of us if this isn't held at bay?




Tags: NEWBIE FRIENDLY Character-driven, Character relationships, 60% RP/40% Action(?), Minimal Min/Max

Hello there, my friends!
Welcome to what I hope will become a great collaborative masterpiece that tells a tale of a group of fuckos who actually managed to do something good despite all the bullshit that they got themselves into.

I've been wanting to scrape up enough inspiration to do something of a DnD game of my own making, and it seems here I am! Except, I don't want it to just be my own. That can be a bit boring sometimes, don't you think? So, I'm bringing it out in the open so I can make something great with a few others, hopefully. Let's build this world up together!

I'm looking for about 5-8 players, including myself, for this RP - and it is an RP. I often feel that tabletop projects on the guild are less rp and more action-y, but I like a healthy mix of both, as the tags and theming might suggest. I'm keeping the information very simple to start out - mostly because I am welcoming new players to DnD, of which I have one interested already. Your ability to RP and write are much more important than your leet dnd skillz.

But uhh, yeah, I don't want to ramble too long or give a big textwall, so here is me checking for interest!
Below I'll include some rules and a sheet, simply to weed out those who may not like the style. So, let's see who's in, shall we?





If you have any questions, or need any help as a DnD-newbie, don't hesitate to let me know!



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Coolio ^^ loving the characters, folks. I'll be working on the OOC soon :)
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School of Magic Abjuration, Transmutation & Necromancy
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McDaniel's brow furrowed in annoyance as she felt a hand wrap around her arm once again and start tugging her along. Said hand belonged to one whom could be considered her only close friend -- Natalie. Natalie was Human, which didn't matter to McDaniel, and was the first person to really show any interest in the Aussie since her move to the U.S. And considering she had felt rather lost in the states at the time, it was rather convenient to make a friend who knew their way around. But Natalie was a bit.. different from McDaniel's coolheaded demeanor. She was care-free, energetic, and openly very adventurous. Which meant she pretty much dragged the redhead along like she was a dog on a leash. A big dog.

"This was a mistake.."

"Oh hush, this is so exciting! Plus, if I wasn't here you'd probably be sulking in a corner somewhere."

There was a slight pause that somehow seemed indignant, almost. "I do not sulk."

It wasn't exactly standard fare for a Human to attend traditional Witch festivals - nor was it technically against any rules - but McDaniel wasn't a huge stickler for precedent. Plus, Natalie wouldn't shut up about it once McDaniel had mentioned it in passing. As long as she didn't blurt out something airheaded, hopefully her Human curiosities would go unnoticed.

"Riiight, sure, sure. Oh! Look here, there's a speech or somethin going on!"

Said speech in question was spoken from the lips of none other than Lina Calvo. McDaniel brushed Natalie's hand off as they both began to tune into the speech that was already partially underway. In truth, McDaniel had always seen such speeches more as fluff - but at least it was good-natured fluff. And Lina seemed to enjoy it, at least. Probably. She didn't know the Coven Head very closely, considering she tended to avoid that sort of thing. But either way, as the speech came to an end, so did the mundanity. Lina soon presented a display of her Evocation magic, creating a sparkle that almost matched the one in Natalie's eyes as she watched on.

It was almost visual how hard she was trying to hold back a squeak of joy.

McDaniel rolled her eyes and let her gaze sweep over the crowd around them. "Fuckin' witchaboo.."
None of the faces in direct line-of-sight seemed particularly familiar to her, so she turned her eyes back to her friend.
"Right mate, I promised you an hour. Go bother someone else. And don't cause any trouble or you'll never see one'a these again, I swear it on-"
By the time she turned to deliver the warning, McDaniel found herself alone. Her eyes darted to the people around her, yet Nat was nowhere to be seen. Probably already talking some poor sod's ear off. The girl let loose a sigh of relief.

"Right.." She mumbled to nobody in particular, before she wandered off towards the food-tents, intent on staving off some of the light chill with a warm snack.
Not only is HP overrated, but so are stats.
@Lurking Krog Nice stats :P

Tracking weight is generally just tedious, so I'd probably say any object under 5 pounds could just be ignored for carrying capacity purposes.

I haven't decided the XP system yet, but it will probably be milestone-based since we won't be having constant combat.
Good to hear folks ^^
Picking between my character ideas was painful tbh, lol.

Also I'd say Gunslinger is fine @Lurking Krog.
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