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♦ Topic:[BREAKING NEWS][LIVE UPDATES] National Crisis - Terrorist Attack By Metahuman Supremacy Front

In: Boards ► General Affairs ► General News

Chickensapien
Posted on July 15th, 2019

Quoted from NYPD Live Scanner

Confirmed report of terrorist attack in Central Park. All television networks have been shut down in light of hijacking by terrorist organisation identified as the Metahuman Supremacy Front. All citizens are advised to stay indoors and keep away from Central Park. NYPD officers are on route.

UPDATE 1: Reports of unprovoked assaults have been confirmed to be linked to the attack at Central Park. NYC police are forming a 30 block perimeter around the source of this mysterious disease. All citizens are recommended to stay indoors and away from affected individuals.

UPDATE 2: Star City officials confirm that the unknown disease has spread towards its own population. It is unknown whether President Ellis will be issuing an official state of emergency.


dude, what the fuck, what the fuck, did all of you see that shit on TV? some of my folks are living in Central park. wake me up from this dream.

NurseNova
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:25:45

Man, that's the most gayest costume a super-villain could wear.

Ram Mette
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:30:45

Motherfucking muties. I told you all this would happen but nooooooo, Ram was just being one of those 'stupid' right-wingers. Can't wait to watch all you mutie-humpers die.

WARNING: Flaming and provocative statements will not help the situation. 100 infraction points for you.

Emerald Ghoul
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:35:45

Shame. I've always wanted to go to New York this time of the year. Wonder if Spider Man's gonna intervene?

NurseNova
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:36:45

Are you kidding? That black suited creep? Didn't you read that Daily Bugle article about him last week? You've got more chance hoping Wonder Woman gonna help if she ain't stuck up in Washington right now.

The Sewer Butler
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:37:20

Dammit, Central Park's only a few blocks away from here. I'm scramming with the wife and kids right now to Dakota to my cousin's place until it's safe. Don't want to be caught in this mess here.

ShieldSpangledStar
Replied on July 15th 2019, 13:40:21

real tragedy was that art installation. thought it looked good when I walked past central park a few days ago.




STATIC: SPECIAL CROSSOVER ISSUE


EVENT: ABSOLUTE CRISIS





Richie had issues with his weekend vacation in New York City.

It wasn’t the news that the New York Mega-Con had been cancelled by the organisers just this morning. It also wasn’t the fact that he was somewhat feeling guilty about whether or not he’d doomed Dakota City by forcing Virgil to take a break. Nor was it that he hadn’t managed to eat lunch yet.

No, these were the type of issues equipped with glazed eyes and mouths frothing with rage. Issues that were currently chasing after him down the eclectic concrete jungle that was New York City. Richie panted and huffed, his adolescent junk-food conditioned body struggling to escape from the violence occurring around him. There were currently a good twenty or so men and women, snapping at his heels. He heard the crashing of glass shattering against the ground from an apartment to his right, flailing bodies falling through the air and meeting the ground in a bone-crushing crack. That wasn't what frightened him. What frightened him was the fact that some of them had starting getting back up, pulling themselves forth on their elbows, their heads, whatever limbs or appendages they still had towards him.

The last minutes or so were a matter of survival. New York had descended into a total bloodbath along with Star City. Unfortunately, luck had it that he was seeing the masked spiked maniac talk from a cafe TV screen in New York rather than in Dakota. It seemed like the end of the world for Richie right now. He took out the phone from his pocket and dialed Virgil's number for yet the 5th time in a row. He narrowly dodged a stumbling police officer who was waving his baton in a frenzy, making sure not to drop the phone on the ground as he continued to run through the rioting streets of Lower Manhattan.

“ Virgil! I could really use some help not trying to get eaten alive right now!”

“ Sorry - just - “ There was a loud grunt on the other side of the phone followed by the screeching sound of bending metal. “ - I’m a little held up here right now.” There was a pause before Richie heard Virgil’s voice again. “ Just stay put wherever you are!"

“ Stay put?! I'm running as we speak right now!" Richie shouted.

" Just wait. I'll get a bead on you as long as you keep me on call - "

In the middle of his conversation, someone slammed into Richie like a runaway freight train. His phone was knocked out of his hand, Virgil's panicked voice silenced by the heel of a boot. A young girl with an empty, oozing left eye-socket began to claw at him wildly without restraint. Richie rammed his knee weakly into her gut several times but she just shrugged it off, saliva from her open, gnashing, screaming mouth dropping on his forehead. Eventually, one of her hands found his way on his throat and clamped down, Richie weakly trying to wrestle free from her.

A loud bellow of thunder deafened his ears. A loop of chain-link fencing wrapped around the girl's neck and pulled her off top of him. The pressure on Richie's lung relaxed, causing him to cough unsteadily as he looked up.

The entire city seemed to have become alive. Streetlights guarding the sidewalk began to reach down like tendrils, grasping and curling around the torsoes of the writhing infected. A volley of trash-cans, suspended upwards like ragdolls, smash into the side of the group, bowling them over onto the ground. The chain link fencing begins to unweave apart into single strands, binding and turning the snarling and rabid infected into beached fish. Within moments, the population of the entire street had been restrained.

“ So much for New York hospitality.” Virgil landed with a clang on the asphalt, the steel meter-diameter manhole glowing slightly at the rim. He took off his white hood, dreadlocks swaying with each shake of his head. His left cheek was slightly bruised, swelling already. Richie’s question of Virgil’s tardiness was answered as he lifted up a paper bag of pretzels. Virgil popped one of them in his mouth as he pointed towards Richie.

" You still got my bag, Rich?"

Richie signs, nodding slowly. He wants to say that he's forgotten it, dropped it by some chance to keep Virgil out of harm's way. If there's one thing that he's learnt ever since he found out about Virgil's secret identity, danger and Virgil are attracted to each other like magnetic poles. He tosses over Virgil’s rucksack towards his outstretched hand. He caught it deftly and opened the zip, pulling out his jacket. The yellow bolt of lightning running across the front vest lights up like a beacon.

" Just for ruining my trip to New York, I'm gonna turn that Stryfe guy's helmet into an lawn ornament."
Before I begin my awards post, I would just like to give a few words to a select few people that I think deserve it.

This might seem a little unusual but I just wanna offer gratitude to @Master Bruce, the creator of the Ultimate One Universe RP that inspired me to join another one if I was given the chance again. I lurked on that RP for hours, marveling at its beauty and thinking to myself ' I'd like to join this RP one day'. Without his creation of UOU, I wouldn't have thought of creating Static. I certainly wouldn't have had the courage of interacting with any player in that RP beforehand and I most definitely wouldn't have thought that a sandbox RP had a chance of succeeding and not immediately falling apart on the ground. That RP, which I unfortunately regret being unable to join, restored my faith and confidence in this site which was the ultimate factor for me joining Absolute Comics. I'd also like to thank @Lord Wraith, @Inkarnate and @ComradeMaxx for accepting my character concept and allowing Static to be a part of the Absolute-Verse.

Lastly, I'd like to thank @Moskau Spieluhr for breaking my expectations that I wouldn't be able to find a viable crossover in this RP and for constructing a vision of Dakota City alongside me. I hope we have the opportunity to do a Vixen/Static crossover in the future together.

I'd like to note that I'm not selecting the Best Post nor Best Crossover awards yet as I feel that whilst there are a great many posts to select from now, there are even more waiting on the horizon, especially with the incoming arrival of the crisis event.

◼ BEST CHARACTER CONCEPT: @Hillan THE REVERSE FLASH


To me, the best character concepts for this type of RP are the one's that are radical without shattering your suspension of disbelief, that push the envelope of what would be considered the norm and respect the source it is based on. When these factors are backed up by a solid execution, the results can be extraordinary. There would have been a dozen ways to make this concept utterly flop by any other lesser player but Hillan manages to make the idea of a heroic Reverse-Flash aka the man who would run over Barry's dog with a car if he had a chance believable.

The runner up to this are @AndyC cancelled Superman concept (That I wished he'd ran with) and @Byrd Man as the Shadow.




◼ BEST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: @DocTachyon Spider Man


Like I previously said in the above award, there could have been a lot of ways that you could screw up Black Suit Peter into an edgy misanthropic mess. As Spider Man 2 was my very first comic book movie when I grew up back in 2005, it heartens me to see such a new yet refreshing update on the character of Peter Parker. I am hooked on this version of Peter and how he has to deal with the classic Peter luck platter of balancing the Amazing Spider Man and ordinary teenager Peter Parker. The black suit also really adds another dimension into Peter's characterisation throughout DocTachyon's prose as its subtle influence digs its way into Peter's conscience.

Runner Up includes @HenryJonesJr Thor and @ComradeMaxx X-Men.




◼ BEST SEASON : @HenryJonesJr Thor


Aside from exploring a story-line concept that was introduced in the MCU's grand swansong, Thor's galactic space adventures have this sort of whimsical yet grandiose tone to them; a byproduct of what happens when you combine two of Marvel's most mythical and fantastical elements together. HenryJonesJr manages to distinguish each voice from one another in this story and with such a large cast of ensemble characters, it's an impressive feat.

Runner up includes @webboysurf Captain America and @Roman Daredevil




◼ BEST STORY ARC : @DocTachyon SPIDER-MAN


Again, DocTachyon proving that he knows the in and outs of this iconic character like no one else I've seen on this forum. Peter's story arc is a classic coming of age story; a Bildungsroman that subverts what we've come to expect from decades of media surrounding this character. It is captivating how Doc is able to give justice to the complex social dynamics between Peter's civilian life and his supporting cast as well as his intriguing vigilante life.

Runner up includes: @Bounce Captain Marvel and @Lord Wraith Batman.




◼ BEST ANTAGONIST : @Roman KINGPIN


Good lord, Roman's depiction of Wilson Fisk is goddamn terrifying in this RP. Roman's manages to sell the Kingpin, a classic villain of Daredevil, as both a physical and mental challenge for Matt Murdock. I don't know what it is but there is a certain...stage presence whenever Roman writes the dialogue for Willy over here, a conviction as if it were.

Runner up include @Inkarnate Lex Luthor and @Dblade26 Brick




◼ BEST SUPPORTING CAST: @DocTachyon SPIDER-GANG


I feel like this is a trend at this point. Doc's cast not only are colorful as well as distinct but serve as a means to directly challenge and characterise Peter through their interactions with one another. Peter's trio of friends, Jonah Jameson, Uncle Ben and Aunt May along with ComradeMaxx's X-Men included in their crossover are just wonderful in every way possible.

Runner up includes @ComradeMaxx X-Men and @Lord Wraith Bat Crew (Old Man Wayne FTW!)




◼ BEST WORLDBUILDING: @Hexaflexagon


This man is the master of mystic storytelling. Hex's ripe, eldritch imagery and decadent prose through the perspective of Zatanna delves deep into the occult and strange without ever losing its sense of allure. There's just the right amount of exposition and lack of detail that makes Hex's world seem alive.

The runner up candidates are @ComradeMaxx and @Star Lord




◼ THE ABSOLUTE BREAKOUT CHARACTER - THE SHADOW by @Byrd Man


There's good character concepts and then, there's this guy. Holy shit, I didn't expect this at all. Byrd Man's The Shadow was a surprise but not an unwelcome one at that. My only familarity with the character was that he was inspiration for Sam Raimi's the Dark-Man. Combined with Byrd's penchant for noir-crime story-lines, I have become interested in a character that I never thought I would ever see in an RP of this magnitude.

Runners up includes @Moskau Spieluhr Vixen and Nancy (What's a little nepotism between friends?) as well as @Simple Unicycle Blade.




◼ THE ABSOLUTE MVP - @Lord Wraith and @Retired


Give it up for these two. I've participated in two of Wraith's game so far and he has always managed to be an effective yet fair GM where it counts. Without @Retired, there would be no active effort in this RP to pursue and value criticism of their work. Retired's selflessness in giving honest advice and critcism to his roleplayers whilst sacrificng his capacity to write IC posts is nothing short of spectacular.




Well, that's it. I'll be doing Best Post and Best Crossover after the Crisis so this will likely be my last post on this thread before the crisis starts.

Static loves you all.






“ Hey. I made your favourite cup of tea. I know it’s been a while but a lot of things have happened since you….......we last met. ” A pause. “ I broke my arm. I found out that my chemistry teacher was a retired burglar. I shoot electricity out of my hands now because I, uh, touched some weird, funky tear gas. I wish I could tell you everything. If you were still here. ”

He sets the cup gently onto the beaten, mossy headstone. The taste of the chamomile is like that of a warm fireplace.

“ You once told me everybody has a choice in Dakota City. I don’t tell this to everyone but….I’m scared. I’m scared that I’m not making the right choices. And believe me, the hardest part is having to live with them. When I first got these powers, I thought I could do nothing wrong. Now? I’m not so sure anymore. ”

He sips more slowly.

“ I wonder about him sometimes. He’s either proud, disappointed, angry, happy or all of those things at the same time. It seems...weird, doesn’t it? That my first instinct with my powers was to go out and fight crime. Just like him. …..Maybe, Lightning Junior is a good name for me.”

The sun is setting quickly now, the Dakotan sky darkening into a lush purple.

“ D-do you believe that he’ll see the both of us again? That he’s looking out for me in secret? Not that I’ve forgiven him…..I wonder if you would have after what he did. ” Silence is his only reply. “ Well, wherever he is, if I see him again, I’ll make sure he’ll come visit you first.”

By the time he stands up, there’s dirt staining his pants.

“ I’ve gotta go now, but don’t worry. I’ve got more visits planned in the future. Just for you especially. You’re the real superhero of Dakota City, not me.” An awkward shuffle. “ Well, bye then. I’ll always be here for you. ”




The doctors had taken him off painkillers after a day, despite his complaints. Herman had preferred being lucid instead of having to deal with the annoyances of reality. One of those annoyances was his student who was also the crime-fighting vigilante known as Static. The teenage superhero was out of costume, currently bombarding him with chemistry questions. He’d claimed that his excuse was that he’d happened upon his hospital during his patrol but Herman suspected it was more likely due to an upcoming test.

“ See? I’m telling you right now, Mr Schultz, this question straight up doesn’t make sense!"

“ I’m surprised the school managed to find a substitute teacher so quickly.” Herman speaks casually whilst scanning through the question vexing Virgil, mind working at breakneck speeds. “ By the way, you forgot to take into account the fact the london dispersion forces generated by that long hydrocarbon chain. That’s why it’s B instead of C.”

Herman gives the question back. Virgil’s mind lacks a certain intuition, one honed from years of experience, but his mind eventually reaches the same conclusion at a slower pace. He wordlessly scribbles the correction without a verbal complaint. Minutes pass, Herman offering a few scant words of assistance every now and then. Virgil pays with rapt attention to every question, his hands no longer skittish with the jitteriness of caffeine. The pallor in his brown skin has returned. His eyes are no longer bloodshot and ringed with dark circles. His shoulders are more loose and relaxed as if a weight has been lifted.

He guessed even superhero vigilantes needed leaves once in a while. That or he took his advice literally to heart.

“ Did you really have to give yourself up to the police?” asks Virgil, out of the blue in the middle of solving a particularly difficult question on nucleomagnetic resonance analysis.

Herman’s mood becomes sour. He pulls at the handcuff stapling him to the bed. It would be so easy to lockpick and free himself but it would only make him look worse in the end. The two police officers guarding the entrance to his hospital room wouldn’t help matters. He remembers the moment when he offers himself up to Dakota PD, cuffs slamming on both of his wrists, during the day when Static beats Buchinsky to a pulp. The person who should have no reason to ally with him, the antithesis of who he was, defended his right to a fair trial, in spite of his numerous crimes. Witness reports helped turned the tide in his favour.

“ Not giving myself up would raise more questions than answer them. “ Herman then smiles. “ Besides, we can’t have our local town hero openly fraternizing with a bank robber, can we?”

Virgil snorts at the thought of the media capturing him in the act. He’d had enough of the hordes of hungry journalists and reporters begging to interview him after the live incident with the Electrocutioner.

“ That’ll be a headline.”

They continued in silence for a while. Virgil casually summons a metal ruler over towards him, a web of electricity attracting it to his hand. The one security camera focused on the two of them is currently glitching out from static interference, hospital workers waiting for the repairman to arrive and hoping dearly that the career criminal would escape in the mess. It’s not like the cause of the issue would be a teenager abusing his control of one of the four fundamental forces of the universe.

Herman picks up a folded newspaper from a reputable gazette, flipping through the pages. “ So, you’ve been taking it slow? Nice and easy like I told you yesterday?”

“ Yes, granny Schultz. ” Virgil relents slightly under Herman’s pointed stare from behind his paper. Ever since he’d collapsed in exhaustion from a long midnight patrol in Sadler during History, Richie and Herman were looking over him like mother hens. Besides, he’d improved to 3 hours of sleep everyday. It was an improvement over the half-hour naps he’d managed when he first patrolled Dakota City.

“ Maybe, you should go up to Washington Avenue sometime next month.” Virgil doesn’t get the chance to ask what he exactly means; a thrown newspaper with a folded page is explanation enough.

UNKNOWN VIGILANTE STRIKES AGAIN IN WASHINGTON AVENUE


By Augustus Freeman


Dakota PD officers have apprehended suspected narcotics smuggler, Dylan Burr, after being discovered unconcious and tied-up in an Washington Avenue alleyway with several scratch marks on their face. The 21 year old reportedly stated after interrogation that the attacker was armed with claws like "Freddy Kruger". Dakota officers believe these markings bear resemblance to reports relating to a vigilante that has been operating in Washington Avenue. There have been no official statement whether there is any relationship between the individual and the Big Bang incident that occurred on Paris Island. Burr is expected to serve .........


“ Anyone you know?” Herman remarks as Virgil reads through the rest of the article before giving it back.

“ It’s probably just some rabid dog that attacked them. The local animal shelters have been flooded since the Big Bang anyway.” Virgil returns back to his work, although, Herman can see that the seeds of curiosity have been planted in his mind. Herman finds it amusing that a teenager who can make metal move with his mind finds the idea of another vigilante to be improbable.

“ I’ve heard down the grapevine that the Kilowatt Kid will attending a charity basketball match tomorrow hosted by Freeman Community Center.” Herman raises an eyebrow in concern “ Aren’t you worried about your Dad or sister finding out about…..?”

He doesn’t need to complete the sentence for Virgil to fully understand. Virgil stops writing, setting the pen down. It zips to the railing of Herman's hospital bed with a clang, magnetized by the build-up of static in Virgil's palm.

“ I’ll cross that bridge when we get there.” He replies, looking unsure of himself. The hands on the clock then strike to four in the afternoon. Virgil begins to collects his books. “ I should go now. Me and Richie are gonna have to be at 8-Bit Central early before Maximum Radical 4 is sold out. ”

Herman tries not to cringe at the title. Taste was something that the newer generations lacked in compared to the old ones. Just as Virgil begins to leave, Herman's mouth moves open but no words come out at first, muscle and mind uncoordinated.

“ W-WAIT! I just remembered. I called up a few reliable contacts through a secure line. Since you lost your costume a couple of days ago and I’m partially responsible for the tech Buchinsky used against it, I figured I’d owe you one….”

Herman took out a cardboard box from underneath his bed. It’d taken days for Melvin to fufill his requests but the former criminal now turned professional clothier insisted he needed time. He offers the box towards Virgil who slowly opens and peeks into it, taking the entire costume piece by piece for him to see.

It's an urban evolution of the dingy thrift shop apparel that Virgil has worn in his current tenure as Static. Strips of sea blue and bright yellow run across glossy black fabric, that when rubbed between Virgil's fingers, brings memories of rainy days and ponchos in Herman's mind. Whenever Virgil runs his static-laced hand through the contours of the costume, blue and yellow fabric become neon for a few seconds before fading away.

Herman concludes that Melvin Potter does good work.

“ You like it?”

Virgil smile lights up like a Christmas tree when he lifts up the inner shirt, a golden lightning bolt surrounded by a circlet emblazoned in the center.

“ Like it? I love it!”




It's been 3 months since she last visited the surface. Gale misses the kiss of the sun on her now permanent alabaster skin.The moon is an eternal vigil above him, assuaging her fears of boiling to death when the sun comes up. Her fellow night-breed follow behind her, guarded, tense because Paris Island is a land frozen in time. Houses have been evacuated, ships have been left to dry on the dock where sea-water batters endlessly against them and grass has eaten through the concrete. They approach a chain-linked fence, a hastily taped sign saying "WARNING: HAZARD" to the main gate.

There’s a screech in the air as the wind rustles, a indistinct large shadow flying down towards them . Her lieutenant, Tech, pulled out an umbrella and twists the grip, transforming it into Gale isn’t sure of how enhanced intelligence translates to holding a man-sized cannon without being crushed under its weight. She could fit her head in the bore of the barrel.

“ Give the word, boss, and I’ll smoke her.”

“ Wait.” Gale lifts up her hand. “ She’s not here to hurt us.”

“ Who is she, then?” Tech asks.

“ The greeter.”

She recognizes the winged meta-human from her actions during the Week of Terror. Talon. The enforcer of the Meta-Breed's leader from what she heard. Beady eyes stare at her like a hawk as Talon perches on top of a crane. The one-inch long daggers that are responsible for her namesake clack on the rusting steel. Gale is almost expecting her to caw when she opens her beak-like mouth to speak.

" He's coming. Wait for him and don't even think about leaving."

Talon swoops off into the night, the moon illuminating her feathered figure before she disappears into the clouds. Gale only has to wait a few minutes before various bang babies come out of the shipping containers like termites. They’re surrounded. Is this supposed to be some sort of indirect threat? A show of strength? One of them, a red-headed caucasian, looks at her with an arrogance born of a person who's used to getting what they want. She almost mistakes him for being normal until she sees the sphere of fire bouncing up and down his hand like a baseball. Itching for a fight.

There's a yelp at the back of her group, Gale turning around to see what the commotion was all about. Their shadows are bleeding. The darkness clots together to form a weeping tear in reality. A foot step through the portal. Then, another. She's only heard rumours about the entity that walks out of the portal, sealing shut the moment he exits out. The Night-Breed have roamed around in the dark tunnels and sewers of Dakota for a month. They are familiar with the concept of darkness. They are the dark. But her fellow Night-Breed step away from the He is the Shadow-Man. A slick voice reminds her that what she's meeting is not an abomination but a meta like her.

" You must be Nightingale. We've never had the chance to meet before. My name's Ebon, master of shadows." His suave voice is calm yet utterly commanding, oddly inflecting the end of each syllable. " So, I’m assuming the only reason you stepped onto our turf is because you want to discuss 'bout something.”

Ebon leans languidly on the side of a shipping container, waiting for her reply.

Gale doesn't know why she's thinking twice as she begin to form the pre-planned words in her mouth. Even if he’s a ruthless gang lord, power is what the Night-Breed right now. Power is what they need to find a cure. What difference would there be between allying with a surface dweller or the Shadow Man? Gale makes an imperceptible nod.

“ Times are desperate. The Night-Breed believe that an alliance with the Meta-Breed is necessary in these conditions.”

There’s the hint of a smile the way Ebon’s eyes tilt upwards. Gale briefly wonders if she’s made a mistake, Ebon’s void-like arm reaching over her neck and giving her a reassuring clap on the shouder.

“ Wrong answer. Times are changing. Welcome to the future of this city.”




The taxi fare wasn’t cheap. It was lucky that he’d kept a roll of dollars on hand whenever he made trips like this. There was a silent courtesy between him and the driver before they zoomed off into the midnight, leaving him to ponder the sights of Dakota City. The land where lightning always strike twice. The chirping of the crickets kept him company, a dimly lit bus-stop on the other side of the road.

He looked back towards the interstate highway. Maybe, he should have stayed in New York instead of coming all the way here.

A shower of electric sparks sprays out from the nearest streetlight. He reigns in the doubt and comes to a single decision.

No. Too late for regrets now when Dakota City was a town of regrets for him. He came to fix his mistakes, not dwell on it until it consumed him from the inside out.

He adjusted his shades, clouds rumbling morosely with thunder and lightning above him.

He had a son to meet after all.




STATIC WILL RETURN

Here is my character sheet. I was inspired by Captain America. How is it?

Secret Identity – Max Tacticularius Radical
Codename – Maximum Tacticularius Radical
Age – 17
Powers – Have you ever thought what an eagle can do? Have you ever thought about how many eagles currently exist on this earth. Have you ever fully read the wikipedia page of an eagle. Have you ever vigorously pondered upon the very concept of eagles mating together? Maximum Tacticularius Radical will make you consider all those questions when you battle him for the first time.

Now, you're probably wondering what I meant. Was Maximum Tacticularius Radical raised by an eagle? Is Maximum Tacticularius Radical the genetic hybrid of an eagle and a human? Does Maximum Tacticularius Radical know the magical arts of eagleomancy? Can Maximum Tacticularius Radical copulate with eagles?

Maximum Tacticularius Radical would like to say yes.

Because the actual truth is that he doesn't have any powers at all.

He's just a man in an eagle costume.

Weaknesses - Maximum Tacticularius Radical fears anything un-american. Chinese food, communism, refugees, the very concept of something existing outside of America makes him recoil in fear. If you were to make him eat a single dumpling, he would start convulsing and fall on the floor in a spastic, foaming fit.

Personality – Patriotic - Nationalistic - Jingoistic - Awesometacular - Brotacular

Experience – 0

Day Job – Being a mascot for a cereal brand.

How did Arrowcaster find you? Offering free cereal samples at the supermarket.

BRIEF Bio – Born to a rich family in the Bronx, Max Radical was rejected from NYU when he attempted to publish a paper claiming that eagles could be used as an unlimited source of power. He went on a journey of self-discovery, spending all of his wealth to become the eagle.

It failed miserably.

Five years later after his self-imposed quest, Max was discovered by a cereal salesman by the name of Dick Dastardly Richard in an alleyway, hungry, skeletal and in a pitiful state. He demonstrated to the salesman his impressive knowledge of eagle reproductive cycles. Dick Richard saw a talent in this young, able soul as a mascot for his failing cereal brand.

Armed with a signpost and a 10 dollar eagle costume from a furry convention, Max found completion.

He was the eagle.

He felt like an eagle.

Sample Post -

Arrowcaster had heard rumours in the neighborhood about a strange person who had a manic fit with eagles. Someone that he could mould and train to be a part of his team. He had spotted it and gone over to offer it a position on his team.

The eagle turned around. It took a few seconds for Arrowcaster to realise that it wasn't a large eagle but rather a large man in an eagle.

" I'm looking for special - " A large wing batted the side of Arrowcaster's head, interrupting him as the man-eagle began to speak.

" What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my nest in the Navy Eagles, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Eagle , and I have over 300 confirmed prey kills. I am trained in eagle warfare and I’m the top shitter in the entire US eagle forces. You are nothing to me but just another prey. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of eagles cross the USA and your nest is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare wings. Not only am I extensively trained in eagle combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Eagle Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit eagle fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

There was a moment of silence. Arrowcaster wiped a tear from his eye and raised a hand out, the first contact between man and majestic man-eagle.

" You're in."
And with that, Static's first issue is finished. I'm gonna start up on the epilogue soon after. Whether the crossover event begins before or after I finish it will affect how it all goes together but overall, I'm tired, I think I could have done better in some places overall but the arc is done.






March 5th, 2019.

A week after the Big Bang.

It’s when he tames lightning for the first time.

He remembers it clearly. There’s an extra plate, a knife and a fork on during dinner when Dad sets the table. Monday night. Fresh on the eve on Mom’s funeral. Her worktable is coated in a thin strip of dust. Dad acts like she’s still sleeping next to him, even though he has the bed all to himself right now. Sharon locks her room, inconsolable. He can’t even lure her out with the promise of a good old fashioned round of Monopoly. Besides, she knows he always cheats.

They say here’s always a catalyst at the beginning of everything great. An accident. A wish. A desire. For him, it was the weather.

Grey clouds brewed warily outside in the dying night sky. Mom used to tell him whenever it rained, it was a sign that Black Lightning was close by before he left. He stops writing and stares towards the claps of thunder and branches of lightning in the distance, waiting for the shock of sound that arrives a heartbeat later after the searing flash of light. Counting. Waiting for a miracle to happen as if wishing for a shooting star.

It’s all it takes. Something wells up from his belly and then, the lights begin dim and brighten sporadically. His laptop begins to quake along with every other object in his room. He ain’t haunted by a ghost. He’s haunted by lightning.

Or rather, he is lightning.

Every pulse in his body is a stroke of thunder. Lightning courses through his veins and arteries like ichor. He looks in wonder as static burns through the tips of his fingers and toes, blood vessels glowing blue. He closes his eyes and sees a world of frenetic energy, schools of glowing fish swimming through an ethereal maze.

He sees the heart of Dakota City in all its glory.





There was only one answer that Virgil could give in response, one that completely and perfectly encapsulated his feelings about the situation as a whole.

“ What?”

“Oh, for the love of….” Buchinsky narrowed his eyes, a vein on his head throbbing in frustration “ Sit down. I’m not going to kill you. Yet.”

The casual threat on his life shut Virgil up as he obeyed Buchinsky instructions. He began slowly walking towards the bunk bed. The door was still unlocked. Perhaps, if he’d gave a shout out in the corridor or if someone walked in by accident. At that moment, Buchinsky spoke up, making Virgil wonder if the man was somehow reading his thoughts.

“ Lock the door.” Buchinsky finished off the last of the chips, scrunching the bag up in his hands “ We don’t want any unexpected guests barging into our little conversation.”

Virgil turned around and very slowly locked the door, looking back every now and then to see Buchinsky staring pointedly at him, making sure that he wasn’t being tricked. Virgil strode back and squat down, a soft whine emitting from the mattress as it struggled to support both of their weights.

“ So, let’s get down to brass tacks, Lightning Junior. I know who you are and you know who I am.” Just as Virgil began to shake his head, Buchinsky waggled his finger. “ Don’t play the role of clueless high-schooler with me. You do, don’t you? Nod your head if I’m correct.”

Virgil nodded once.

“ See?” Buchinsky raised both of his arms up exasperatedly. “ That wasn’t so hard, was it?”

A silent gulp. Buchinsky leaned back and chuckled, shaking his head. “ I never much understood the point of secret identities, you know. Protect your loved ones. I’m supposed to feel something now that you know who I am. Anger, shock, fear, stress……”

Buchinsky stood up and wandered over towards Richie’s prone form. Virgil stiffened as Buchinsky rotated the chair around, as if to deliberately test him.

“ The truth is that I feel nothing at all. In fact, it’s a certain burden lifted off my shoulder. For you, though, I can’t imagine the pain you’re feeling right now, hero. I’ve made a few enemies throughout my entire lifetime but you? How many enemies have you made in one month? Bang babies, robbers, little old me targeting your families and friends.”

As Buchinsky continued to speak, the bedside lamp began to flicker spastically, catching the criminal’s attention at the last moment. Virgil shot Buchinsky a glare as he unscrewed the bulb from the lamp and held it carefully in one of his hands. Electricity bubbled frothfully out of his body, making the electronics go haywire in the dorm room. Virgil gritted out his reply.

“ Do you love hearing yourself talk or do you want to start talking about why you haven’t killed me yet? ”

“ Not one to mince words, I see.” Buchinsky was aimlessly playing with the bulb in his gloved hands whilst speaking to Virgil. “ How should I say this. My clients wanted me to kill you, which I would have done so gladly. Fortunately, after our little conversation at Sadler, I’ve had a change of heart. I’ve come up with a solution that doesn’t involve gratuitous violence.”

The bulb stopped flickering. Buchinsky took it as a signal to continue further. His taunting face had morphed into one of stoicism.

“ Instead of me killing Static, you’ll be killing Static.” said Buchinsky, folding both of his arms.

“ Uh…..” Virgil tilted his head in confusion. “ So, should I be throwing myself out that window right now?”

“ Funny. Though it would be tempting to do what you just said…” Buchinsky flashed a smile before returning back to scowling at Virgil “ You’ll stop being Static. Forever. Virgil Hawkins, the ordinary high-schooler, will still live but Static? Static dies. We’ll never see each other again as long as you don’t use your powers in public ever again. It’s a win-win situation. ”

Virgil was now suddenly more scared about the fact that he was considering the offer rather than the presence of a homicidal wanted criminal knowing his secret identity. The beating of his eardrums grew louder and louder.

“ But, the city won’t.”

Maybe, Buchinsky’s deal was alright. No pay. No reward. No fame. He’d gotten nothing in return for being a hero.

“ You don’t have to worry about the city anymore.” Buchinsky’s voice was an echo across mountains, seemingly miles away now. “ My client will ensure things in Dakota City will go smoothly as long as they remained convinced you’re dead.”

“ Hard to trust someone who sets a target on my head.”

“ There are some things you just don’t understand, kid.” Buchinsky offered his hand out to his, confident that Virgil wouldn’t electrocute him on the spot. A devil’s handshake. “ You’ve got two choices now. So, which one will it be?”

His eyes shut, shirking away from Buchinsky’s waiting laser-focus stare.

In Dakota City, you always have a choice.

Virgil tilted his head upwards to look at Buchinsky before standing up. A plan began to form in his head as he stared at the lightbulb still tucked in the corner of Buchinsky’s right hand.

“ Thank you. I knew this was hard for - “

“ I’m prefer to go off-road.”

Unfortunately, Buchinsky was still holding the light bulb within his left hand. Virgil had been letting electricity accumulate like a water balloon within his chest, letting it burst apart. The incandescent bulb became painfully hot before shattering apart like a firecracker, glass shrapnel lodging itself within the palm of Buchinsky’s right hand. Buchinsky grunted, holding his cut hand in pain before meeting a sucker punch to the face. There was a resounding crack that made him wince. Buchinsky bowled over on the floor, his thoughts dulled by the sensation of pain. Ignoring the soreness of his knuckles and with Buchinsky cursing a storm about his broken nose on the ground, Virgil ran over towards Richie’s prone form and shook him.

“ C’mon, Richie. We gotta get out of here…” Virgil murmured whilst trying to find a way to unbind him.

Richie slowly woke up, blearily blinking his eyes open. “ Vir...Vir..Virgil? What’s going on….”

“ Explanations later. Right now, we gotta get this BDSM shtick off you - “ A loud pneumatic suddenly whine issued from behind him. Buchinsky was beginning to stand up on his knees, still disoriented from the blow as he leaned onto the wall for support. With a tug, Virgil finally tore off the bindings off Richie’s hands. It only took moments for Richie to tear the rest of the restraints of him before grabbing Virgil’s arms and beginning to babble tearfully, despite Virgil’s attempts to calm him.

“Virgilohmygodi’msosorryhejustknockedonthedoorandithoughtitwasthepizzaiorderedahouragoandIaskedhimwhyhewas-” Richie shut up and pointed over Virgil’s shoulder silently. Both of them turned around to see a pissed off Buchinsky, having fully come to his senses. The trickle of blood running down his lip didn’t help to make him look less intimidating. Buchinsky morphed into the namesake of the Electrocutioner as he rammed both of his shock gauntlets together and began to run towards them like a raging bull.

“ That all you got?”

Virgil pushed Richie to the left, out of the way of the Electrocutioner's brazen charge. A hand caught itself around his throat, slamming him against the wall. A noose of steel-like fingers was starving him of oxygen, his legs kicking against the Electrocutioner in an attempt to get him off. That was with only one arm. The other one trapped his right arm against the wall. It only seemed to make him smile. Adrenaline spiked up in Virgil’s blood, adrenaline that made grandmas lift cars and made the impossible possible.

His blue in his veins was fading fast, though, there was still enough juice for one last hail mary. A fistful of lightning gathered in his crushed left arm, setting the bandaged cast on fire. Virgil’s eyes burnt blue as he forced a spear of lightning directly into the Electrocutioner’s exposed face. The flash was blinding, there was a brief shout and he was dropped onto the ground, wheezing for air.

He didn’t have enough time to stop the punch coming for him. He heard Richie scream something before he collided violently with the TV. His left arm now was just a sack of broken bones and mincemeat, spikes of pain flashing through his entire body. A shadow loomed over his body as Virgil struggled to get up, only for a boot to slowly plant his face down on the floor.

“ Didn’t you learn the last time, kid? My suit insulates me from your electricity but wait. There’s more! “ The smoking form of the Electrocutioner shuddered with laughs as the diodes on his chest began to crackle ominously “With the new electrical relays I built into this costume, you just gave me enough juice to flatten this entire building.”

“ C’mon, at least, give me something….” Virgil attempted to summon another bolt in his hand out of desperate hope. Only the sputtering and humming of short-circuting sparks answered his call. “ You’ve gotta be kidding me…” The Electrocutioner pressed his foot down harder, his visor glowing a sickly green and his entire suit thrumming with energy.

“ And it looks like you’re all out of juice yourself.” The Electrocutioner signed in disappointment. “ I’d hope you’d taken my offer of generosity. Looks like Rob’s gonna deal with having a single child all to himself.”

No electricity. Left arm broken. Heck, everything was broken at the moment. Virgil could imagine it now. Fist pulled backwards, his head being caved in…..

Richie hopefully was covering his eyes right now.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang as if a live grenade had went off nearby. The pressure on his head lightened considerably. Virgil coughed through the smoke which had filled the room. The Electrocutioner had been flung onto the other side of the room, groaning in pain.

A light electronically distorted voice broke through the silence.

“ You know, they say imitation is the most sincerest form of flattery…”

Virgil could hear soft thuds through the smoke. A dark figure stepped through a hole in the wall . The haze swept away to reveal a mirror image of the Electrocutioner. It was less ramshackle and more profesionally stitched, the fresh yellow quilting bright like police tape. The gauntlets of the Electrocutioner were brutish meat-tenderizers compared to the clean and efficiently designed shock gauntlets of this identical copy.

No. Virgil smiled. It was the other way around. The new arrival held his shock gauntlets by the side like a cowboy holstering his pistols, waiting for the Electrocutioner to fire first.

Anyone could tell that the original Shocker, Herman Schultz, was angry.

“ But I prefer to see it as stealing in this instance….Larry.”




The moment he saw Virgil’s burnt left forearm, Herman fought the impulse to immediately blast Larry into smithereens. His former associate was now standing up, no worse for wear, thanks to the suit he’d stolen from Herman. The stolen suit was designed with similar principles to the one he was wearing now. Despite the severe destruction he’d done to the room, anyone under that suit would have felt as if they’d been slammed with a baseball bat in the gut. Larry had settled into a boxer’s gait, caution evident in every twitch that he made.

“Schultz. I thought you’d be dead by now.”

Herman narrowed his eyes. Buchinsky was as charming as ever.

“Larryberry.” Herman grunted in a dead-pan tone “ You should have called if you wanted to borrow my costume.”You could have asked to borrow my costume.”

Larry bristled in annoyance in response to the nickname. Herman’s index fingers travelled towards from the triggers of his vibro-smashers. Even though he’d been out of practise for quite a while, years of muscle memory and experience was the equalizer and guarantee that he wouldn’t get his ass kicked. Larry began prowling from side to side like a wolf, muscles taut, ready to maul Herman, whilst Herman stood calmly, waiting for Larry to make the first move.

He noticed soon that Larry was edging towards Virgil and Richie. Slowly. Deliberately. Testing whether or not he would react. Herman then placed himself between the pair and Larry, making a statement. Larry nodded to himself.

“ So, that’s why you’re here.” Larry spat in realisation. “ To protect the kid.”

“ The cops are on their way in a few minutes. ” Herman spoke warningly. “ So, give me back my suit. Walk away from all this. Whatever you’ve got going on right now, I’m sure we can get all the lads back together to sort this - “

He was suddenly interrupted by the shattering of glass. Larry’s fist lashed out to the left, leaving a spider-web of cracks on a laptop screen. One of the kids behind him, probably Virgil’s friend, croaked a noise that was a balance between screaming and crying. Herman stayed impassive as Larry approached him angrily.

“ You’re not the boss of the Squadron Supreme anymore, Schultz.” Larry stabbed one of his fingers in Herman’s chest several times. “ Scram before I do something you’ll regret.”

Herman raised an eyebrow underneath his mask whilst clenching the trigger-guard of a vibro-smasher with his right hand. Well, his bluff about the police had failed to work. He wrapped his fingers around Larry’s offending hand before pushing it slowly away from him. He was only a few inches taller than Larry, the latter being forced to look slightly upwards to meet Herman eye to eye.

“ No.” He replied simply.

“ No? No?!” Larry’s laughter was muffled. “ Is this all the great Shocker has to sa-”

Herman cursed as Larry swerved his head to the left at the last second to avoid a level one blast from his right vibro-smasher. The coruscating air continued forth past Larry’s head, turning the dresser behind him into a cloud of splinters. Larry caught his right arm in a tight grip, Herman at his mercy, as he raised his towards him like a scorpion’s tail.

“ You’d thought you would be getting me with a cheapshot like that?”

Herman smirked. “ Who told you that was the cheapshot?”

Right as he finished the end of his sentence, Herman grasped Larry’s back and pushed him towards himself. There was a yelp as Larry tried to let go of Herman. Too late. He’d been charging a level 5 blast in his left hand ever since he’d walked into the room. His right arm pulled Larry forth in an embrace whilst he swung a level five uppercut towards the man’s gut.

“ GET DOWN! ” Herman shouted out as he pressed down on the trigger.

The recoil slammed his brain into the back of his skull, his heels digging into the carpet . The windows simply fell apart into dust, the walls were peeling apart and the floor began to jiggle as if it was made of jello. Coruscating walls of pulsating air made Buchinsky into a living bullet, sending him crashing through the wall and hurtling into nowhere. Herman took his hand off the trigger, before the entire school building collasped.

The entire front half of Virgil’s dorm room had been completely demolished, brick and mortar dropping out of the structure. His right vibro-hammer was unbearably hot, the composite shelling visibly smoking. Letting off a level five that close would leave his ear drums ringing like gongs for three weeks straight.

Virgil and his friend jaw’s were agape, staring in a mixture of wonder and shock at the devastation he’d wreaked. Herman simply shrugged in response.

“ What? He was in the middle of a monologue.”

Herman walked towards the hole, a little wobbly in his step. An orchestra of car alarms greeted him, chunks of the concrete wall having landed on them. He could make out Larry’s spread-eagled body on one of the car hoods several meters away. He made a strangled noise in his throat before resigning to a facepalm. His car hood to be more exact. Hopefully, his insurance would cover the costs of repair….

“ So…” Virgil had slowly walked up beside him. “ Is he….uh…..”

“ Dead?” Herman finished Virgil’s sentence. “ No. Though, hopefully, he’s going to be taking a long premium vacation in the hospital right now…..”

Larry suddenly rolled off the wreckage and onto the pavement, Herman making out. That was surprising to say the least. A Level 5 was the equivalent of getting run over by a freight train in terms of energy. Then again, perhaps Larry wasn’t as an amateur tinkerer as he thought he was originally…….

“ Damn, he’s still breathing….” Herman tightened his right vibro-hammer as he prepared to fire another blast at Larry. “ Just one more should do it…..”

“ Hold on a second.” Virgil grabbed the crook of his elbow, stopping him much to his annoyance. “ You can’t just blast him while he’s down on the ground! ”

“ Kid, it’s called caution. The school fire-bell began ringing amidst the chaos. “ That’s your signal to go.”

“ At least, let me help. You need backup - “

“ You’ve already done enough. If you couldn’t beat him with your powers, now, you couldn’t now.


“ I don’t have my powers anymore.”

“ All the more to get the hell away from here, kid.”

“ I’m supposed to help! I’m supposed to help everyone.”

Dammit, he wasn’t a student counseler. Why was every vigilante in the world born with a hero complex? Herman turned back towards Virgil and leaned down, pressing a button located on the visor of his mask to depolarise it. His hand firmly gripped Virgil’s shoulder as Virgil looked at him for support.

“ Kid, sometimes, the best thing you can do is to help yourself before helping others. If you don’t know how to do that, well….”

The floor beneath Herman suddenly crumbled as an armoured fist wrapped around Herman’s leg. He could only manage a quick “ GO!” towards Virgil before he disappeared in a puff of wood and concrete. He was hanging upside down for a short-while by his leg before he was rammed in the jaw by a skull-powdering blow. Half of his mask was torn off by the punch, his visor sputtering as damage reports lighted up on what remained of it.

Larry looked as if he’d been tortured with a cheese grater. The center of his suit was scoured away by the blast, several splotchy bruises visible through the seams. On the ground, hydraulic fluid dripped in place of blood. One single eye through his cracked visor, bloodshot blue, gleefully stared at him for several seconds, pondering just what to do.

He almost didn’t expect the kick coming.

“ I’ve been dreaming of this ever since you left the Squadron Supreme, Schultz! “

Herman dearly wished someone could shut Larry up before a strike to his head shut his thoughts up.

“ Behind all your professionalism and your code of honour is just a scared little man who couldn’t bear me suffering no consequences. A man who couldn’t move on with the death of just one child. ”

His attempt to block the next punch failed as a thousand pound of force smashed his right vibro-hammer apart, bending the bone behind it.

“ I’m about to teach you the price of heroism, Herman.”

Herman stumbled backwards, putting distance between himself and Larry to charge up another blast. This time, a Level 3. Larry simply ducked under his blow and threw a swift jab that left Herman’s lungs aching for air.

“ And after I’m done finishing you off and the Kilowatt Kid, I’ll become the only Shocker.”

Okay. Being a punching bag wasn’t working so well. Herman tried another strategy. Larry dodged on instinct but Herman wasn’t aiming for him. Instead, he pointed down towards the floor and sprayed a wide cone of vibrating air. A Level One would only give a bloody nose but it could still wreak merry hell on standing structures. The consistency fo the floor turned into mud. Herman watched as Larry’s foot sunk into it like quicksand, coming to a halt. Herman detached his broken vibro-hammer as Larry wriggled in place like a trapped worm, eventually resorting to pounding the floor with his fists in order to release himself.

“ I could say the same thing about you. Behind all of that talk is the same two-bit thug I met seven years ago and a person who was afraid of not being able to kill someone.”

Herman then made a ‘come over here’ gesture with his one hand.

“ Now, come on. I’ve got an identity theft case to settle and it starts with you being in cuffs.”




Useless. That was how Virgil currently felt as he stood on the football field along with the rest of the school faculty. Principal Forrester was currently shouting through a loudspeaker false assurances that it was just a normal school fire, despite the fact you could hear the sounds of a miniature earthquake occuring on campus. The school nurse was busy fussing over various students who had received cuts and scrapes from the two Shocker’s brawl. The burn ointment didn’t do anything to soothe Virgil’s growing feeling of helplessness.

“ You’re just going to let Mr Schumer fight the guy who broke your arm?”

“ Mr Schultz. ” Virgil corrected. “ And what am I supposed to do, Richie? My left arm’s broken and fried. The Electrocutioner’s beaten me once already. Worst of all, I’ve only got enough juice within me to power a toaster. I’m just sitting here by the sidelines, just like you are - “

Virgil cuts himself off, looking regretfully at Richie. “ Sorry, man. I didn’t mean to get upset. It’s just….” He takes his pair of cracked yellow goggles out of his pocket and stares at it. “ I’m nothing without my powers.”

Richie only snorts in response. A tight smirk crosses his face, as if he finds Virgil’s excuse to be laughable.

“ Where’s the Virgil that went off on his own to chase after the Shocker, even though, he knew he had a drip of power left? Where’s the Static that defended Dakota City for one week from the Bang Baby Crisis whilst the cops were struggling without complaint?” Richie scratches the side of his neck, revealing a pale scar. “ Where’s my friend who told me that people depended on him?”

“ It’s not your powers that make you Static, Virgil. It’s what you decided to do with them that makes you Static.”

“ Great pep talk, but what exactly am I supposed to do? Just waltz to the Electrocutioner and hope I get lucky.” Virigl threw up his hands in defeat. “ The guy just absorbs my electricity like a sponge and it only powers him - “

Virgil froze mid-sentence. A flurry of emotions went through his face, beginning from confusion, doubt and then to realization. He then slowly stood up, brushing the grass off his pants, checking to make sure the teachers weren’t paying attention. They were all currently taking attendance, every student arranged in a loose crowd of unorganized lines.

“ Where are you going?” whispered Richie.

“ To test a theory.”

He ran off without a word, sneaking through the crowd. If Buchinsky’s armour functioned by absorbing his electricity and repurposing it, then, surely, he could copy it. Virgil ran through the inner facilities of the school campus, ignoring the fact that it looked like a disaster zone. Dust shook off the ceiling as the Shocker and the Electrocutioner continued to duke it out in Hemingway High. Though, there was a silver lining to all of it. At least, the school would finally have a good excuse to ask the city council for a bigger budget.

A few minutes of desperately trying not to get crushed by crumbling walls and running through school corridors, Virgil found himself face to face with the school’s generator. The janitor was nowhere to be found, everyone currently outside on the school field. He ignored the ‘Danger’ Sign marked in bright cherry red as he swung open the front panel. Exposed wires greeted him, channeling enough electricity to stop a person’s heartbeat.

Here’s hoping I don’t electrocute myself…….

Virgil immedietely regretted his decision the moment he touched the wires. The voltage bucked in his hands like a slippery eel. His hands flew back, the smell of burnt skin filling the air. The numbness in his arms and head dissipated. His tongue felt like dried cardboard.

What was he doing wrong? All he had to do was touch it right? Maybe, he needed to look at the situation from a different perspective…...

Virgil closed his eyes, darkness creeping around the edges of his vision as he parted the curtains of reality in favour of a world of glowing mazes. Networks of neon light coursed and connected through each other like ant tunnels, all leading towards a single node that shone like a miniature star.

He concentrated, trying to direct the flow of electricity towards his own body. It was an abstract tug-of-war. Eventually, tributaries of electricity began to split and snake towards him.

Only a trickle. Barely enough. Frustration welled up inside him. He needed more. He reached out towards the node and pulled harder. Offering it new paths of less resistance to flow into his body.

An ocean of electricity threatened to drowned him. No, it wasn’t pain. It was the sensation of something never felt before. He stopped struggling and began accepting it, thousands of volts coursing through the entire length of his body.

It was overwhelming at first. Every cell, every molecule was paralysed by the power, lightning racing up and down his body. His right arm slowly stitched back together, electricity fusing his bones back and removing his burns like a bad memory. His gritted tight expression slowly transformed into one of a gleeful grin, savouring the feeling. Feeling the thunder throbbing, thrumming, bouncing, flowing, roaring, charging up his body.

The first thing Virgil woke up to was darkness. Inhaling in and out, Virgil slowly stood up, having felt like he’d gone through the wringer. His heart hammered the beats of an alarm clock on the fritz. Trying to find his way out of the basement without a source of light was annoying. The school’s backup generator would only kick in after a few minutes after all. As if on instinct, his palms lighted up, filling the dark room with a eerie blue glow. Faster than before. Jagged arcs of lightning wreathed around both of his arms, baying for release.

The yellow googles snapped themselves on his head comfortingly with a smile.

He felt like himself again.




Getting thrown through a window was not Herman’s idyllic picture of a weekday afternoon.

Herman dived out of the way as Larry made a crater where his head would have been. Thumb already on the trigger, Herman struck out at the Electrocutioner’s legs with a Level 2. Larry fell into a kneeling position, catching himself at the last moment. Herman tried to follow it up with another blast only for his vibro-hammers to click dry. Out of batteries, already? Pressing down his desire to curse out loud, Herman ran into the bowels of the car park, hiding behind a yellow Ford.

“ The great Shocker quivering in his boots? I’d never thought I’d see the day.”

Herman felt as if he was in the middle of a horror movie now. Larry was the slasher killer wielding two hydraulic tenderisers on his fists and he was an idiot wearing a yellow quilted leotard He’d badly underestimated how crafty Larry had become since his days in the Squadron Supreme. Herman crouched down further to avoid Larry noticing him, tip-toeing behind a van.

“ You know what the sad thing is. Unlike the boy, no one will cry or mourn for you, Schultz. ” Larry strolled through the car park, rapping his fist against every car door he passed by “ Look on the bright-side. I’m the one who’ll carry on your legacy….”

A sprite can then beaned Larry on the head with a loud “ THOK”. Larry paused his search.

“ Who the hell did that - “

A garbage bin followed after, overflowing with Tuesday’s cafeteria enchilada special, colliding with his left shoulder.

“ Seriously, stop that - “

Several school lockers pelted against his back, knocking him onto his face.

“ I swear to - “

Something white which Herman swore was a urinal crashed directly into his skull.

“ That’s it! I’m - ”

A two-seater car knocked Larry off his feet, its momentum sending him cruising right into a street-light. The impact shook the pole, before it toppled to the ground like a felled tree. Larry was no where to be seen, currently crushed underneath the vehicle.

Herman felt the hairs tingle on his back as the cars around him began to rumble. Virgil landed next to him, garbed in an oversized blue parka and his signature yellow googles which had garnered media attention of Dakota’s local news channels. He was levitating off the ground on a garbage can lid. Virgil gave a friendly wave towards Herman.

“ Hey.”

Herman could only wave back.

“ Hey,” He then pointed towards Virgil’s entire body which was currently surrounded in an aura of electricity. “ So, since when was that a thing…”

“ Spur of the moment.” Virgil replied. “ Besides, I have a score to settle with punch happy over there…”

The loud of metal ripping apart caught both of their attention as they turned their heads towards the wreck. One of the car doors has launched off its hinges by a yellow fist. The Electrocutioner crawled out, looking positively enraged. His attention shifted from Herman towards Virgil.

“ Good. I was almost afraid this wasn’t going to be a challenge. “

“ You don’t need to do this alone.” There’s an edge of worry in Herman’s words. He ignores the stabbing pain in his chest.

Herman sees the look of trepeditation on Virgil’s face, his left hand unconciously nearing towards his right arm. It then dissapears in lieu of an enthusiastic confidence. “ You can rest now, Mr Schultz. I’m gonna take this fool to school.”

Virgil jumps off his board which disobeys the laws of gravity for a few more seconds before submitting to it. Herman watches Virgil approach towards Herman, thunder and lightning coalescing in his wake.

“ You broke into my room. You tied up Richie. You stole from my stash of snacks.”

Herman interrupted snarkily.

“ I think you’re forgetting that he’s been trying to kill you.”

“ Despite everything that you’ve done to me last week, I’m gonna give you one chance to stand down before I make you stand down.” Virgil stamped his foot down to finish his sentence and Herman swears that he can hear a thunderclap in the cloudless sky.

Herman wonders what thoughts are rolling through Larry’s head in that moment. Though, he knows what his answer will always be. Surrender and the Electrocutioner are like oil and water. Larry smacks the side of an expensive sports car as his reply, sending it skidding towards Virgil at breakneck speeds. Virgil simply lifted his hands and one thousand pounds of steel stop dead in an instant, puppetered by strings of electricity that emanate from Virgil’s fist.

“ And they say I’m a bad listener in class.”

Rebar begins uprooting itself out of the concrete, Virgil tossing them like a hail of arrows. Larry attempts to dodge them by hiding behind a car but with a twist of his wrist, they re-direct mid-flight, homing towards Larry. Eventually, a piece of rebar wraps itself around both of Larry’s legs. And then, his hands. And then, his elbows. And then, his chest. By the time Virgil is finished, Larry is wriggling like a worm in salt. The servos in his suit whine as the rusty anchors stretch and slowly yield under his strength. It’s just enough time for Virgil to get in front of him, radiating a storm’s worth of lightning that leaves burn marks in the pavement.

“ Here’s a little science lesson for you. If you have enough charge….” Virgil’s voice was a reverberating chorus from the sheer volume of electricity flowing through him. “ Anything can become a conductor!”

Virgil seemingly slaps both of his palms onto Larry’s chest. Cars begin bouncing up and down near the proximity of the two as Herman sees what can only be described as a thunderstorm up close. The odour of ozone is thick in the air, electiricty splitting air and water apart whilst the branches of lightning forking out of Virgil’s body lick his surroundings, leaving scorch scars. His eyes begin to hurt at the intense light that surrounds the both of them, their bodies becoming mere silohuettes.

The light then stops shining.

Suddenly, the electricity stops. Herman waves away the smoke only to see Virgil standing over the body of Larry Buchinsky. His arms sag to the side in exhaustion. Herman catches him by the shoulders before Virgil collapses. They’re not out of the woods yet. Virgil huffs in fatigue before shooting a smile of thanks to Herman.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that the Electrocutioner is toast. He remains motionless on the ground as both Virgil and Herman stand over him. The hydraulic sub-systems in his suit are malfunctioning, orange liquid spewing out and forming a puddle. The electrical relays mounted on his shoulders are fried and cooked, the heavy scent of melted copper wiring present. On the front of Larry’s charred suit is a large black blotch with even two darker handprints on it. Larry’s expression is one of resigned fury as Virgil ties a piece of lead piping around both of his arms like shoelaces.

“ All you had to do was agree to my plans and Dakota would have been saved. Now? You’re only prolonging its death. You call yourself a hero?” Buchinsky spat out “ You’re a glorified mall cop at best. Corruption, poverty and homelessness? You can’t beat those things with a punch.”

Virgil’s face is indescipherable, wrapping a piece of metal around Buchinsky’s legs.

“ I’m just the beginning, Virgil. Pretty soon, you’ll be swarmed in work and responsibility. I’d take a prison cell over what you have to face in the future. Trust me, Herman. He’ll end up leaving this city just like Black Lightning - “

A band of metal clamped itself around Larry’s mouth, gagging him instantly. Virgil crouched downwards towards him with a tired yet determined stare.

“ Maybe, you’re right about how I’ve been a hero. Maybe, you’re right about how there’s more problems to this city than mad Bang Babies gone loose. I sure ain’t Black Lightning, though. As long as I am around, Dakota City will always be under my protection. ”

Once Virgil finished his last sentence, the life had gone out of his eyes and Larry sunk into the doldrums of being utterly defeated. Virgil stepped back and surveyed the damaged car park and the ruined campus, fire alarm ringing overhead. Herman can hear the wailing of emergency services coming over the bend. Meanwhile, Virgil rummages in his pockets for a moment and takes out a packet of bubblegum.After taking a gander on the undersides of high school tables for a year, Herman made it clear that there would be a no gum policy in his classroom.

Virgil snapped open the crinkled packet and offered a stick to him.

“ Want a piece? It’s blueberry.”

Herman raised his hand out and accepted it.
I am really trying to work on that post whilst trying to deal with moving. Regardless, I promise that I’ll have a post out ASAP.
I swear to god, this next post is going to be like the longest post I've ever done.
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