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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
11 likes
5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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Bio



HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

Alright, some misunderstandings here- I never fully read the character sheet and as such I thought [@Banzai Tracer] was just being some type of ass.

Apologies to him in particular.

@Rodiak fox whatever it is I guess ill be back on a computer hopefully soon enough
@Rodiak This is disgusting. Do you get off on this?


I can't tell if you're joking or not, but if you're not, kindly shut the fuck up and leave. :)
Agent Archives


Permission granted.



Welcome to the club! :)

Im going to make a big coda of characters in the character tab, so you don't have to move it.
@Agent 47
I'm just gonna say, I was kinda amused to see your character had DNA Augs when I'd been building this for the last couple days. XD

Though I'm really not sure what to do for the bio. But... How's this look for the beginning?




well, no shit. looks like you're off to a good start :) :) :)
Oh hey, I've been away from this site for AGES!... but i came back to look around, and this RP looks like fun, i'm interested if there's still room for more ;3


sure thing
Appreciated. I have a friend from Germany over this weekend so chances of getting anything up is slim to none. I’d be looking at Monday if that’s ok with you?


No problem. as long as you're still alive :)

begin transmission

A G E N C Y X

Fusca Socii Nostri
Damnatorum Amicis Nostri






Transmission Year: 2081
Transmission Recipient: All Agents, Historical Briefing
Destroy After Viewing

Society could never sustain itself. The Macedons, the Romans, the Mongols, the greatest of empires all crumbled once their best leaders perished, and bad men took the throne for themselves. The power-hungry always shoot themselves in the feet.

But in all these cases, from the ashes rose new kingdoms. But not this time.

Anarchic revolutions began in 2049, large mobs rising up against the armies of the world. Of course, the government had these mobs eliminated with ease, thanks to their superior technology. That would change once the corporations decided to switch teams. Withdrawing all support from the government and putting tech in the hands of the people, world governments collapsed one by one. By 2052, 90% of the world's governments had collapsed entirely.

The corporations, now with popular support of the people thanks to their aid in the Great Uprising, declared themselves the inheritors of the globe. Meeting in Switzerland (still absolutely neutral), the corporations split up the globe. Pinnacle situated themselves in Europe and Oceania, Automatons in North America, Uteto in Asia, and F&O in South America and Africa. Relations were at first peaceful, but the corporations realized that their was, in fact, a major threat to their power- each other. Opposing harsh authoritarian laws and funneling funds out of the economy into their weapons development program, the corporations cracked down on dissidence and created an arms race.

Each of the corporations was armed to the teeth, and an attack on each other would lead to disastrous ruin. None of the people in charge wanted that. They needed a third party, somebody that could air out their dirty laundry unattached, unaffiliated.

Enter Agency X.

A private intelligence corporation, funded by a mysterious man named the Director. The corporations have tabs on every man, woman, and child in the world, but somehow the Director's real identity has managed to escape them. A scientist working in Antarctica, the only place left where free speech is even an option? A disgruntled corporate employee? An alien? An android? Nobody knows. All the corporations know is that the Director runs the small Agency X, a crack team of hand-picked specialists from across the world. They also know that the Director's men are superhuman- somehow, the Director got his hands on an Augmentor, a device that allows for the modification of the human body for increased functioning. And the last thing they know is that if a mission file and some cash is wired his way, good things will happen for the corporation.

What they don't know is that the Director doesn't want to be a pawn in the corporation's game. Soon, it will become time for Agency X to strike back. Set up a new world order. Hopefully, this time, one that will last forever.

If we succeed? Maybe the craphole the world has become might change.

If we fail? That's why we give you those pills. You don't want to see the insides of the corporate re-education chambers.

I won't see the inside of another.

The odds are stacked against us, but the Director and I have faith in you.

Good luck, agents.

end transmission. self-destruct commencing in 1 minute. please throw manual tape into nearest ocean.





..rules

- This is a CASUAL RP, which means around a paragraph or 2 minimum, the more the better.

- You are expected to post around once a week. The more the better, again. Real life comes first, I understand, but do your best.

- You are expected to have a solid grasp of the English language.

- Don't do any dumb shit like godmodding or mary-suing. What's the fun in that?

- This is 18+, so there will be violence, some gore, foul language, etc. No smut, fade to black if it comes to that (though with this setting i doubt it)

-Don't be an asshole

-I am a dictator, I reserve the right to change rules.

..roleplay

- All characters will be an agent in Agency X, given robotic augmentations to help them in missions to assist (or destroy) various corporations. (or you can be Batman, I guess)

- You can pick your own backstories and augmentations and stuff like that. ofc

- Your characters are NOT required to be altruistic superheroes. Whether they have a grudge against the corporations, or are nihilists, or are in it just for the money, you can choose.

- The plot is somewhat linear, but I'll definitely leave room for fun >:D

- Most importantly, do have fun. That's why we're all here, in the end.

don't let the corps get you

-Any questions, whether about the RP's lore or just applying in general, feel free to ask away.

A47



























you have permission to go a little off the script with your cses, but if you're proposing something really radical let me know via pm.

post your character sheets in the ooc first kthx.

-A47
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