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Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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But perhaps victory is in the simpler things that you've long forgotten; things that require a smaller, more honest soul.






Legend states that man was created from dust itself, into the world of Remnant, a land ravaged by hostile Grimm. These soulless creatures preyed upon mankind, spreading darkness across the lands of Remnant. But one day, a man discovered Dust, a natural resource with great power. Now armed with weapons powered by these crystals, man overpowered the savage Grimm and pushed them away. With the absence of darkness, man could form society and grow.

Yet these days of light would not last too long, and humanity would soon be thrust into another war- this time with itself. Remnant was divided into smaller countries in a long war, and it would also create war with the Faunus, another species of people on Remnant that were part-human, part-animal. Men were warriors as much as they were craftsmen and thinkers. Greed and vengeance, wrath and envy, they can turn a person into the cruelest of things.

Institutions across all of Remnant were established to harness that, to bring peace and order into the world, to fight the looming threats to leave Remnant hanging in the balance. Using a combination of Dust weapons, inner auras, and wit, these academies trained young minds into soldiers against the darkness- Huntsmen. Huntsmen are the champions of the human race, and their talents are in great demand across Remnant.

One such academy is Beacon Academy, a prestigious academy located in the country of Vale. Beacon's renown is universal, with students from all over Remnant arriving to learn the craft of combat under the tutelage of a wide range of staff and the brilliant Headmaster Ozpin. This year, a new wave of hopefuls have been accepted, aiming to pass the entrance exam and join the ranks of Beacon's huntsmen-in-training.

As they prepare for their year, other forces- dark forces- are rising, threatening the entire of Remnant. These rising champions will be the ones to take on the challenge and fight off the darkness.

But for now, Beacon awaits. The skills they'll learn, the bonds they'll form, every experience there will become essential soon.

Perhaps sooner than they realize.














Beacon Academy

to be completed.



Bah, guess I was too late, then.


Sorry. If a spot opens, I'll let you know.

Interested! I think RWBY is what I need to get out of my creative slump.


We all of 'em sometimes. Welcome aboard!

Interested!


:)

RWBY is awesome, I'll throw in interest.


:)

Also interested, though my Rwby knowledge is a smidge outdated. I might retool an old character of mine who I didn't really get a chance to use.


No problem, not all that much has been updated in the new volume anyway.

very interested! is there anything i need to know about the previous rp going into this one?


No- consider this RP an entire and complete reboot of the last one, no lingering connections.

Considering this is the 7 I wanted, I'm going to tentatively close interest and move to create a real thread. But fear not, wandering RP-searchers! Spots may open up in the future, so if you'd like to pop in at some point, stick around and an opportunity may arise!

Get ready!
Interested~


Cooleo.

Kinda interested.

But what other Lore tweaks do you have in mind?


A change in villains and villainous motivations is the only big one. Some minor name changes here and there and canon tweaks, but the villain one is what I had in mind.

But perhaps victory is in the simpler things that you've long forgotten; things that require a smaller, more honest soul.






Legend states that man was created from dust itself, into the world of Remnant, a land ravaged by hostile Grimm. These soulless creatures preyed upon mankind, spreading darkness across the lands of Remnant. But one day, a man discovered Dust, a natural resource with great power. Now armed with weapons powered by these crystals, man overpowered the savage Grimm and pushed them away. With the absence of darkness, man could form society and grow.

Yet these days of light would not last too long, and humanity would soon be thrust into another war- this time with itself. Remnant was divided into smaller countries in a long war, and it would also create war with the Faunus, another species of people on Remnant that were part-human, part-animal. Men were warriors as much as they were craftsmen and thinkers. Greed and vengeance, wrath and envy, they can turn a person into the cruelest of things.

Institutions across all of Remnant were established to harness that, to bring peace and order into the world, to fight the looming threats to leave Remnant hanging in the balance. Using a combination of Dust weapons, inner auras, and wit, these academies trained young minds into soldiers against the darkness- Huntsmen. Huntsmen are the champions of the human race, and their talents are in great demand across Remnant.

One such academy is Beacon Academy, a prestigious academy located in the country of Vale. Beacon's renown is universal, with students from all over Remnant arriving to learn the craft of combat under the tutelage of a wide range of staff and the brilliant Headmaster Ozpin. This year, a new wave of hopefuls have been accepted, aiming to pass the entrance exam and join the ranks of Beacon's huntsmen-in-training.

As they prepare for their year, other forces- dark forces- are rising, threatening the entire of Remnant. These rising champions will be the ones to take on the challenge and fight off the darkness.

But for now, Beacon awaits. The skills they'll learn, the bonds they'll form, every experience there will become essential soon.

Perhaps sooner than they realize.












Join Beacon Academy.



I'll drop my hat in for this one, tentatively.

They did so "for-hire assassins," after all.
Sara Hepburn





Left around Damian was a towering beacon of smoke, obscuring vision around the Mage (or possibly what was left of him). Before any of the members of Black Widow could confirm the kill, the dumb Dragon Heart Mages decided to launch their own counterattack. First, the hammer girl launched towards Jean with a firm determination to attack. Jean barely gave the attack any meaning, sidestepping with impossible speed before regaining his stance in case the girl had even more tricks ready. Then, a luminous white rope and a scarecrow flew past the head of Piedra, causing a quick glance in the other direction. This moment caused by the decoy gave the sniper a chance to fire one of his specialty bullets, but Smiley- already bleeding heavily from the last goddamn bullet- wasn't falling for the same trick twice. With movements as fast as could be, he pulled an orb from his own bag of parlor tricks and smashed it. Immediately, a blue shield of energy wrapped around him, the purple bullet's magic power dissipating on contact with the shimmering barricade.

"My Shield Orb eliminates magic on contact. I don't carry a ton of those, so don't you bother keep hitting me with your piercing whosiwhatsits!" In angry retaliation, Smiley pointed in the general vicinity of where the bullet came, a dark red orb appearing by his side, before spiraling towards Vali's approximate direction, a great explosion of heat erupting as the orb hit Mother Earth. The clown doubted the attack would eliminate the rather wise sniper, but hoped at best it would injure him, and at worst would send a message.

Then, the red-haired Mage sent forth several massive clouds of red pepper stuff, causing great coughing fits among the weaker Spiders. Then, several bombs rained down from the sky. Ignoring where the kid got telekinesis from, and realizing that her ability to raise a rock wall would be limited by time, Piedra instead fired several shards of rock towards the clown, knocking him far out of the way of the explosion, and taking the bare brunt of the bombs herself.

As the smoke subsided, Piedra coughed, her body devastated by the attack. Rock armor wrapped around her skin, hopefully protecting her from future attacks.

Meanwhile, as Smiley was launched aside, Sara saw her opportunity. "Scorpio!"

"Got it!" The Scorpion got down on all fours, his metal tail pointing towards the midair clown. "Sand Buster!"

A whirlwind of sand launched towards the clown, engulfing him and blasting him across the hills of Mill Valley. At least for the moment, he was out of the picture.

Jean barely gave a glance towards his injured comrade, taking note of every Mage's skills. "Not bad. Not bad at all." He applauded slowly. "One removed from battle, one heavily injured. I must admit, you've impressed me. And obviously the Lady in Black as well, considering that she's dispatched one of her best towards this location presently." Jean chuckled softly. "She was right about you, that's for certain. On the money."





Meanwhile, miles away at the Bat Wing headquarters, all hell was breaking loose. All the store-visitors were running in panic across and out of the building, while the guards were quivering in their boots. Eventually, one of them spoke up. "they're keeping the magic cat with the boss in the back room please don't kill me aaaahh~~!" he squeaked, quite embarrassing for a 6'4" muscled guard.

A footstep was heard, and then in a blur a man appeared only a couple of yards in front of Glory. He had slicked blonde hair and was wearing a tiger-print robe and wood sandals. His eyes were amber, war-hardened orbs with firm dedication. His mere presence gave the members of the guard a boost in morale, and they promptly encircled the visible Dragon Heart mages. Tiger gave Glory a nod.

"I'm afraid this is an area not authorized for individuals without a pass. As Tiger of the Bat Wing guild, I will remove you if necessary." Tiger raised his hands and rose onto one foot, like some sort of fighting stance, and stared Glory down.

"Fighting against an S-Class mage of this guild, you stand no chance."

Boy, how he would be proven wrong.





Meanwhile again, in Kukan's magic world, the Sea Dragon's Tooth guild came into view. The town was small and quaint, and the Guild matched that- the hustle and bustle of activity seen in Dragon Heart was not present in Sea Dragon Tooth, a dull place void of any actual interactions. The Guild Hall itself was similar enough, slightly smaller, looking like a cheap knock-off of Dragon Heart, in fact. Sitting at the bar was a lonely young lady with a brown cloak and a tattoo of a curved fang on her neck. This was Amber Sawkins, Guild Master of Sea Dragons Tooth.

The Master gave a sigh, before taking another drink from her mug. The times were not good, with devastating attacks from the Dark Mage unsettling the Guild's mages, and membership was at an all-time low. Sawkins only hoped a miracle would happen.

Maybe it would.





Viewing the fight from a high point on a cliff, wrapped in a black robe, Eliza Bathery viewed the battle with intrigue. The robe she wore was that of invisibility, so she could view the fight in peace, and wrapped around her neck was a silencing charm, one that would keep her undetected for a while.

She laughed, knowing that nobody would hear her. This was quite interesting, indeed.

Bat Flight





The interiors of the factory were not some sort of military bunker, but was quite different- a flea market was going on. Vendors were set up inside the abandoned building, selling wares from clothing to highly illegal Lacrima weaponry. The factory itself was long abandoned by its former owner and their company, having since become rather derelict. The stone walls were beaten down from weathering, the overarching roof had several large gaps in it, the floor was dirty and only covered by several cheap carpets, and the pillars supporting the main portion of the building didn't look all too sound. Despite this, though, the building was still bustling with life, shoppers running to and fro to get their hands on illegal wares, with men in brown robes wielding magic rifles patrolling the area in large numbers.

At the end of the factory, behind a pair of large metal doors, was a large office, the office of Keslar Magnate. Magnate’s office was massive, the size of a small theater, perhaps, and was covered wall-to-wall with magic weapons of various kinds. Magnate was behind his large polished deck, feet kicked up, a Magic Pump Shotgun in his hands. At his right side was his right-hand man and head of all security at the factory, Tiger, who was gazing intensely into a silver orb, and to his left was a small white cat, ensnared in a blue net hanging from the ceiling. The cat stared angrily but silently ahead.

"What's wrong? Bat's got your tongue?" Keslar sneered with an evil grin. "Don't you worry, little kitty. We'll find a nice home for you soon. At least, a home that belongs to the highest bidder."

"Boss." Tiger spoke up as he looked up from the crystal ball. "We got a problem."

"Problem?" Magnate laughed. "We're making tons of money right now, and this little thing's gonna get us a ton more! What makes you think there's a problem."

Tiger's gaze turned towards the Guild Master. "The Security Lacrima we've placed around the facility have detected four intruders. Three female, one lizard...thing. Most likely, they're hired mercenaries from the Ducards. Obviously, they're going outside the law to get their Exceed back."

"Only four? We have, like, quadruple their numbers. If they get any closer, turn 'em to ash." Keslar grinned.

"Of course. Our numbers easily overpower theirs's, and that's assuming that I don't join the fray myself. I just thought I'd let you know."

"Thank you, Skinner.'preciate it. Just try and bring 'em back alive, you hear? They might prove useful yet."

Johnny Skinner, the Tiger, placed the orb down on Keslar's desk and gave a nod. "Will do." He moved towards the doors of the office, ready to go join the rest of his ranks. Easy pickings, they'd be.

At least, so he thought.

Sara Hepburn





As soon as Jean dodged the bullet, one of the Dragon Heart mages- an angry one, by the looks of it- immediately retaliated by throwing a knife at him. The idea that it would hit was a pitiful one at best, and Jean responded by simply grabbing the knife out of the air, tossing it to the side nonchalantly. The annoying young man then continued to lash out, throwing two smoke bombs at Jean’s feet to create clouds of smoke, before throwing another 3 knife strikes- one directly ahead, which Jean avoided by simply leaning his head out of the way, and two others arcing from the back, which Jean deflected by spinning his katana behind him, slicing the knives with his Corrosion Magic as easily as butter. Jean stepped out of the patch of broken metal shards one step closer to Argus, his blade at his side. ”If you think you can beat me with simple parlor tricks, you’re dead wrong,” he said with a condescending huff.

What he saw next was several bullets again stream down from above, emerging on Piedra and Smiley. Immediately, the woman of the group raised several walls of stone, which blocked the heavy-sounding blue shots. The violet shots, though, pierced through the stone spheres, much to Jean’s surprise. Only one shot hit Piedra, the young woman being slim enough to avoid most of the wounds sans a shot to the shoulder, but the fat clown was not so lucky, cursing several times and wiping blood from his costume. ”God damn it, Jean, some sniper’s loading us up with bullets!” he shouted angrily.

”Calm down, my friend.” Jean narrowed his eyes at the group ahead of them. Before them was the scarlet-haired Mage (a nuisance for sure, but nothing more), the summoner (who had, upon hearing the younger Mage’s condescending words, had backed up the hill with but a somber nod), the sniper (wherever the hell he was), the hammer girl (who was currently floored), and the enchanter. The enchanter looked to be an issue, one that should be resolved as soon as possible. Jean quickly tapped his tattoo, communicating his thoughts with his allies telepathically, before readying himself. The other two mages, quick as lightning, attacked.

"Crepitus Petram!"

”Flame Orb!”

With almost no warning, the two Mages launched ranged attacks at Damian, a group of sharp rocks and a red glass orb arcing towards Damian. Both quickly exploded, a flaming blast of energy striking right towards Damian, smoke rising from impact (whether with Damian or the good ol’ ground). Jean took no time to delay, rapidly leaping in on the enchanter and slicing quickly at his torso several times, hoping their combined attack would take the Mage out of commission.

@pkken@RaijinSlayer@Quincy@Esran


Well, this looks like some pretty fun shizzityuck! Still room for me to make a C-class loser who will eventually usurp the position of best boy?


Sorry, we're kind of full at the moment. I'll let you know if a spot opens up :)
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