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8 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
If you're not trying to romance the Pokemon, what's the fucking point?
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8 yrs ago
Can't help but read 'woah' as a regular 'wuh', but 'whoa' as a deep, masculine 'HOO-AH!'
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8 yrs ago
That's patently untrue. I planted some potassium the other day, and no matter how much I watered it, all I got was explosions.
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9 yrs ago
on holiday for five days. if you need me, toss a rock into the fuckin' desert and I'll whisper in your dreams
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Bio

According to the IRC, I'm a low-grade troll. They're probably not wrong.

Most Recent Posts

In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
I will try to write some massive thing


As someone who writes a lot of massive things, this is generally a mistake.

There's no pressure to rush and contribute when you shouldn't be. Just write what you can when you can, and always write what seems entertaining to you personally. We'll still be here when you come back.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Leotamer@Amethyst@Kalleth@Kho@Lauder@Pyromaniacwolf@Jarl Coolgruuf@LokiLeo789@Double Capybara@WrongEndoftheRainbow@dragonmancer@Cyclone@Frettzo@pokemad1@Valorous@darkwolf687@Lord Zee

Seems like some of you guys are running low on points. Show of hands for having a new turn sometime in the next few days?
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Capt0blivious It works the other way around. Titles don't enable a character to grow, a character's growth allows them to take titles. so a title can be related to anything that a particular character is likely to learn, be taught, or acquire over the course of the game.

For example, if Yuu teaches another hero archery, they have the option to take the title archer. They'll still have learned the skills even if they don't, but spending Prestige indicates that they've really taken it to heart. (Titles don't have to be long.)
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
NEW PRESTIGE SYSTEM EVERYONE.




Each Hero post automatically earns 2 Prestige.

If a post is a collab project, it earns an additional +2 Prestige.

If a post involves said hero following a Quest, it earns an additional +1 Prestige.

If a post finishes a Quest, it earns additional Prestige depending on how many posts it took to finish. If a Quest is started and completed in the same post, completing it grants no additional Prestige. If a Quest is completed in two posts, completing it grants +1 Prestige. If a Quest is completed in three posts or more, completing it grants +2 Prestige. This stacks with the above Prestige-per-post bonus.

A Hero may make a small but lasting change to the world around them, beyond what they're normally capable of, by spending 2 Prestige.

A Hero may make an impermanent change or perform a single superhuman feat, beyond what they're normally capable of, by spending 1 Prestige.

Heroes no longer have levels. Instead of levels, heroes accumulate Titles, which are commemorations of things they've learned, earned, done, or been given. These titles mark a hero's growing depth of experience and wisdom.

A new title may be gained by spending 2 Prestige. After that, a title may be levelled up by spending Prestige equal to the next level they reach. So, 2 Prestige grants a title, 2 Prestige raises it from level 1 to level 2, 3 Prestige raises it from 2 to 3, 2+2+3=7 Prestige grants a title and raises it to level 3, and so on. Titles may change their name as they level, but still mark the same kind of experience.

Titles can be granted or levelled by gods, for an as-yet-un-figured-out amount of Miracles.

Quests can now be assigned by anyone, including random NPCs, but have to be approved before they go live. Heroes cannot complete Quests that they themselves have assigned (as of yet).




Examples!

Post 1

Ug the Caveman makes a post in which he clubs everyone in his cave. This earns him 2 Prestige.

Post 2

Eventually Ug's cavemates wake up, leave, and send for someone to sort him out. A Quest is started: evict Ug. (Because quests are public but this quest doesn't really apply to Ug, Ug gains the following counterpart: avoid being evicted.)

Ggrr the Bear takes up this quest.

A fight is collaborated. Ug beats the shit out of Ggrr. Ug and Ggrr each gain 2 Prestige for the post, +2 for collaborating it, and +1 because it was part of the quest. That's 5 Prestige each. Ug now has 7 Prestige, Ggrr has 5.

Ug spends 2 Prestige to gain the title: Ug, who beats the shit out of bears. This commemorates the fact that he has beaten the shit out of a bear.

Ug then levels up this title to level 2 with another 2 Prestige, and to 3 with his remaining 3 Prestige. He's a pretty tough caveman!

Post 3

Dismayed by her loss, Ggrr sets about studying mathematics. She spends 2 Prestige to gain the title: Ggrr, mechanical engineer. She levels it up with another 2 Prestige, to level 2. Ggrr has 1 Prestige remaining.

She hopes to use this skill against Ug! Because the post was written for that purpose, Ggrr gains a bonus +1 Prestige on top of the 2 Prestige for her post, leaving her at 4 total.

Post 4

Ggrr and Ug meet again. Thanks to Ug's proven ability to beat the shit out of bears, Ggrr is hesitant to face him in open combat.

However, with her newfound engineering prowess, Ggrr has set up an elaborate wooden trap! It's a very large trap that will crash the cave with a landslide. This is a big change! It cost 2 Prestige to make something of such size.

Ggrr taunts Ug and Ug comes out to beat the shit out of her again. Ggrr hastily leaves to operate the trap without getting clubbed. This is very hard for someone with no opposable thumbs! She spends 1 Prestige on the feat.

Ug is subdued! The quest is complete.

Both parties gain 2 Prestige for the post, another 2 for the collab, and another 1 for pursuing their quests. Because Ggrr completed the quest, which lasted 3 turns, she gains an additional +2 Prestige. Ug goes off with 5 Prestige, Ggrr with 8.

Ggrr spends 2 Prestige to give herself the title: Ggrr, trapper of cavemen. She levels up her mechanical engineer title to level 3 for 3 Prestige and changes it to Ggrr, certified mechanical engineer. She has 3 Prestige remaining.

Ug spends 2 Prestige to gain the title: won't be falling for that shit again. He won't be falling for that shit again, and is now not so easy to trap. He has 3 Prestige remaining.

Post 5

Ug's cavemates are pissed that Ggrr has ruined their cave. They want Ggrr to move the rocks out of the way and repay them for their loss. Since this is quite specific and not that major, it doesn't get quest status.

Ggrr spends a post lugging rocks and negotiating with cave people. This takes her time and effort but is will within her capabilities, because, unlike Ug, she's A) a certified mechanical engineer and B) a huge ass bear.

However, Ggrr also builds a bridge over a nearby river to pay the cave folk back for their troubles. Again, this is pretty hard! She spends 2 Prestige on it. The cave folk love her!

Ggrr gains 2 Prestige for the post and remains at 3 Prestige, total.




So hopefully that explains things. Feel free to tell me where I fucked up.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Capt0blivious chain them to a really angry, sleeping bear. Done.

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you think i'm joking
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Leotamer Shit, I must've forgotten to cover that in the OP.

A plane costs 1 Might and can be sensed by other gods, but may take some effort to enter uninvited. Creating things inside the plane costs the same as creating them outside of it. Jury is still somewhat out on whether or not Sanctuaries can be built inside private planes (probably not). Planes don't have an awful lot of space- you could fit a city-state or a small island in one, but not much more. Gods are restricted to one plane each.

When you create a plane, you get to choose what it's like, terrain-wise- it might be all water, have no gravity, be made of solid light, be 100% stone-carved tunnels, or whatnot. To change this, you'd probably have to either spend Might or re-create the plane. Only the creating god can do this, and the creating god has power over who can enter or leave.

That should be it!

I am pretty interested, but catching up on 116 posts is a bit daunting


Welcome! Don't worry too much about catching up. If you read, say, the last page worth of posts and go through all the character sheets, you'll be just fine.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So I'm catching up on the unread posts and I run in to this:

She could feel it now - the reason for her heaviness. Her bloating belly. She laughed inwardly - it was only natural that a such a worthy sword should impregnate her.


JESUS DICK, KHO

I THOUGHT YUU WAS BAD.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Capt0blivious They can't be dispelled, they're not so much spiritual creatures as lil golems that he makes out of bones / ash / blood. So no.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Capt0blivious Only for one generation.
In Godspeed! 8 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Capt0blivious that's pretty much what the Elizer spell was meant to be, in reverse- thanks to his blessed loins, ANYONE could be his breeding ditto. Even the faeries. Even the mermaids. maybe even the golems

@everyone who PM's me, I'll get back to you soon.
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