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By JAMESON, J. JONAH; -- Editor, Local News

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Issue 9




New York City, NY --- Queens




Peter had begun to notice the smells of the Parker house once again. It was like old books and flower scented cleaning chemicals, the tiniest bits of sawdust trailing from the creaking stairs and the smell of plastics loved to death with sweat and use. The blindness to it was gone, somehow deactivated by the subtle grease of wheelchair wheels making slow tracks through the house and the smell of burning casserole rising into the air.

“Oh! Peter!” May called as she pulled open the oven, swatting at the rising smoke with a mitt as the fire alarm began to trill, sharp and crisp. Peter pulled a stool across the floor, three legs dragged across the hardwood floor and Peter pushed himself up, pulling the alarm from its housing. He wrestled the batteries out. The sound went out of the room all at once, but for the creak of the wheelchair as Ben rolled himself into the room.

“Casserole today, May?” Ben raised an eyebrow as the corner of his mouth turned up.

“I got this recipe from the internet…” May mumbled as she pulled the smoking remains from the oven, a crusty black thing shriveled up in the casserole dish. May placed it on the counter and folded her arms, content to let the last of the smoke froth.

“Well,” Peter said, “we’ve all seen A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.” There was a moment of silence then, but for the sound of the house settling and the rolling of distant tires. Ben cracked first, breaking into a belly laugh that immediately took in May and Peter. He wiped the tears from his eyes.

“Pizza, then?”

*


Peter chewed his slice, and watched Ben across from him over the arc of his pizza crust. He felt a lift in his stomach and a tingle across his shoulders. He smiled.

“So, Pete, you figure we’ll find some way to rig up one of those wheelchair elevators?” Ben asked, pausing before the choice of plain cheese or mushroom-and-onion.

“Another DIY project? Ben, the insurance said--” May began. Ben waved her off.

“No, no -- I’m sure Peter and I can figure this one out. Right bud?” He put his slices on his plate and reached for the parmesan cheese.

“Well, we’ll need to see what we can borrow from Mr. Stacy’s garage.” Peter smiled into his bite, taking a mouthful of cheese. He chewed, thinking through the parts.

Some kind of elastic rope or track or something. Non-stick webbing would do the trick. Would suck to develop it and then have that full time, though… Peter looked up from his slice and met Ben’s eyes, staring back at him. Peter felt the ache in his shoulder again. It hadn’t burned like this since breaking into the lab a few days ago.

“Have you heard anything from Gwen, Peter?” Ben asked. Peter swallowed.

“About what?”

“You haven’t been keeping up with the news, sweetheart?” May tilted her head.

“You know, May. Back to school.” Peter shrugged. The table creaked as he pushed his ceramic plate an inch forward. She shook her head.

“That Spider-Man character has been making a tear through the city.” May pulled her rose lace jacket around herself. “They just announced that he attacked the Police Station. And in this neighborhood, I…” May sighed.

“And to think he calls himself a superhero.” Ben crunched through his slice, crushing mushrooms and shredding onions with his teeth. Peter fished in his pocket for his phone.

“They’re all so self-righteous.” May wiped her hands on a napkin. “Their way or the highway with all of it. Dreadful! And with what he did to that Mr. Morbius!”

Damnit. Peter clutched his cellphone and squeezed.

“Now, that name does sound familiar…” Ben tapped his chin. He snapped his fingers. “Peter, didn’t he work at Doctor Connors’ lab with you and Gwen?”

“Yeah. Doc’s assistant. Mrs. Connors was telling Gwen and I what happened.” Peter brought his hand out of his pocket. Hospitalized. Stable, conscious, but they still can’t figure out what the hell I tagged him with… He felt tension at the back of his head, muscles tightening. He lifted another slice. Not like I know, either…

“Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.” Peter said through a mouthful.

“Peter!” May looked at him.

“Sorry! Sorry. He’s just… I dunno.” Peter rubbed at his wrist. In the days since, he still hadn’t been able to make the suit lance out like that. It worked better than his webs ever had -- but why did it stop?

“Innocent people.” Ben said. “Disgraceful.” Peter ripped at his slice with his teeth.

“You never know. Superheroes, people to save, things to do.”

“When was the last time he saved someone?” Ben was looking at him now, pools of brown like burnt gold locked onto his eyes.

When I stopped the X-Men’s car from -- or when I catch Tombstone or… Peter breathed through his nose.

“I don’t know.”

“So reckless. Dangerous. Not like those X-kids. Putting their necks out there for those boys at Bayville, God help them.” Ben wiped the crumbs from his hands, they fell to his plate.

“I don’t know if I trust any of them. People in masks. It doesn’t sit right with me.” May said.

“You’re starting to sound like Jameson, Aunt May.”

“Never agreed with the man, but… Well, maybe he’s onto something. If they can’t hold themselves accountable? Can’t take the responsibility that comes with what they can do…” Ben turned his hands up.

“Like Spider-Man doesn’t?” Peter cut back.

“I haven’t seen Supergirl fighting with the police. She doesn’t seem to need a mask for that, Pete.” Ben said evenly.

“Ben--” Peter’s muscles tensed. He felt lightning and pain at the back of his head. He pulled himself forward with his forearms, the table shook.

“Peter Benjamin.” May said. Soft, but firm. Peter relented. He scooped his plate into one hand and pushed his seat back.

“I’ve got lots of homework to do.” He got to his feet and rounded the table, passing Ben and making for the second floor.

“It’s a Saturday, kiddo.” Ben craned his neck to track his nephew but stopped as Peter got behind him. He tried to twist himself in his wheelchair, bringing his left tire to be caught under the table.

“And your Uncle just came back from--” May stood, reaching out to help her husband.

“And I just got back to school. Need to catch up. Study, and stuff.” Peter took the stairs two at a time. His sneakers squeaked across the floorboards and he crossed to his room.

He heard their voices come from the first floor as he twisted his doorknob.

“What’s gotten into him?”

“He’s a teenager, May. He’s just… Having a rough time of it.”

“Should we--?”

“No, no. I’m sure he’ll figure it out. He’s a smart kid.”

Figure it out, Ben? Peter pulled his phone from his pocket and held the power button as he clothes deformed and the black cloth of his suit began to bubble and rise around him. Silk against his skin. His phone hummed to life as the lenses closed around his eyes. I’m gonna ‘figure out’ how to walk on eggshells in this goddamn… The phone buzzed in his hand.

Incoming Message from: OSBORN, HARRY

Dude! R u seeing the news rn?

Incoming Message from: WATSON, MJ; STACY, GWEN; and +1 More

Are you guys okay??? @ home? Not in Manhattan??


Peter swiped the notifications aside and clicked on his news app. It flashed onto his cracked phone screen -- dozens of slapdash articles, most posted just minutes ago. Almost all with the same photo of a man with a spiked helm and huge shoulder plates, arms crossed, staring down at the camera with a twisted face.

"New York Times: Metahuman Supremacy Front Threatens NYC (DEVELOPING)”

“CNN: Metahuman Terrorists Invade New York City With Super Bug (DEVELOPING)”

“Daily Bugle: Mutants Invade Manhattan, Mounting Casualties (DEVELOPING)”


The articles went on. There was a feed at the top of the page. Peter was already halfway to the window as he clicked on it. The footage was grainy, but stable, supported. A reporter with a flat top of orange hair stood in the middle of West 57th street. Most of the cars around him were abandoned, some smoldered in the sunlight. He stared straight ahead, clutching his mic close. Peter though he saw a body in the background. Limp, with its arms and legs at odd angles to the torso.

“This is Eddie Brock, reporting with *ktsch* on the scene at *ktsch* where civilians are --” The camera twisted and shuddered as the reporter spoke. It tipped over and skittered across the ground like a dying roach.

“Jack? You good?” Peter saw the Brock’s feet taking slow steps backward as he spoke to his cameraman. Another pair of feet entered, settling into a staggered run.

Fucking--!” The video cut at the last second.

I might need a little backup… He tapped out of the news app and pushed off from the window, sending out his first webline. He tapped the phone icon and started to dial.

“Hey, Eye-guy? I don’t wanna be that friend that only calls when he needs help or whatever, but, uh, well, you might wanna turn on a TV.”
As the magnanimous Lord Wraith said, we're looking for new players! I thought I'd take the time to throw together another list of Big Boys that you might've heard of that could make Absolute Comics their home! Plus, I thought I'd give a little testimonial.

I really do think that Absolute Comics is probably some of the most fun that you can have on this website. I've come to the Guild and left many, many times, but something about Absolute and its predecessor Ultimate One Universe has really convinced me to stick around. We have a genuinely great group of players with some honest to God talent hanging around the game, and I've found everyone to be very lovely and supportive. Even if comic books aren't super your thing, we have a really creative group here that can make any premise work, and for many of us, the name of the game is really just about improving our writing. Like a weirdly DC/Marvel focused writing workshop, in many ways.

Perks of the game and the group aside, some rad shit happens. Take, for example;

-Captain America fights a goddamn werewolf
-The Flash murders Captain Boomerang for the giggles
-Everything that comes out of Blue Beetle's Mouth, ever
-Blade bonds with a vampire hunter that totally doesn't want to kill him
-"Guess we're goin' 'ta go fight a demon in Walmart now. Sounds like my average Tuesday night."
-HUAC vs. Billy Batson
-Thor vs. Draaga
-... And a Major Multiplayer Event, Kingsman Style.

And this is only a fraction of some of the rad shit that can happen. Why not jump in with a character listed below, or someone else from the long Marvel/DC legacy you can think of?

New Spidey post! The ending segment is maybe a bit sloppy, but I swore I'd get it posted before I went to bed -- will maybe edit it in the morning, depending on how it looks then. Now I need to go the fuck to sleep.


Issue 8




New York City, NY --- Midtown High




11:30

The only reason Peter knew he was in lunch period was from the clock, every tick punctuating another pulse of pain from his shoulder. With every twitch of the second hand and spark of electricity in his nerves his eyelids forced themselves back open, coasting on what meager sleep he’d gotten.

No more playing chicken with the X-Men on school nights...

Peter’s notebook was splayed open over the particle board of the cafeteria table. Every line was filled with pseudocode in handwriting that couldn’t decide if it wanted to be small and dense or huge and loopy. It was ostensibly a worm to get inside Police servers remotely, once he’d finished analyzing everything in his case files, but the way the letters swam in Peter’s vision was not inspiring great confidence. Even if it worked, there was still the matter of sneaking into Connors’ lab on a half hour of shut eye to actually analyze the evidence. Connors had always told him to embrace ‘guerilla science’ as he called it, but Peter imagined that guerilla forensics was frowned upon.

His lunch was laid out in a tray before him, some mix of frozen chicken nuggets and an orange substance that probably wasn’t poisonous, but Peter wasn’t keen on finding out. Altogether it looked like a pool of toxic sludge, festering and rising and… What?

And he was back again. That was the one thing that weighed on his mind since meeting the X-Men. It was like there was a shunt in his mind, like one of the ones they’d put in Uncle Ben during one of the surgeries. It was just little, little moments, spots of… Blankness. Darkness, maybe. A kind of indescribable absence. It came and went so quickly, Peter could hardly say whether they happened it all. All he had was the chill across his back and goosebumps up and down his arms. He felt like an alien in his own skin.

His hands came up and he rubbed his thumbs against his closed eyelids, elbows pressed against the table. He focused on the texture of the pocked surface of the table through the cotton of his shirt. The drum of kicks against linoleum and plastic forks across metal trays. The steady throb of his shoulder muscles, a second heartbeat against his skin.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

“Peter?”

Peter jumped up in his seat, metal legs of the table rattling against the ground. There was Gwen, holding her tray in both hands. Her blonde hair was held back today with a thin black headband that he couldn’t remember if he’d seen before. His eyes settled on hers. They were blue, like the ocean. Then he caught the blush on his cheeks and looked back down.

“Uh, hey, Gwen.” Peter shifted in his seat, suppressing a yawn. Gwen sighed through her nose and slid into the seat across from him. The cafeteria was beginning to fill up now, waves of other kids returning with their food across the lunchroom. Gwen looked him up and down, and bit the inside of her cheek.

“Pete, as your friend? You look like shit.” She said.

“Really boosting my self confidence.” Peter grumbled. He reached for the tray in front of him with the wrong hand. His muscles twanged against each other in protest and he recoiled, setting his jaw and bringing the arm back in towards his chest.

“That’s what I’m here for.” Gwen said. She stirred the orange goop in her tray. Peter pulled his food in with his other arm and poked at the nuggets. They were lukewarm, shrunken little balls of chicken inside breaded skin that was just too big for them. Something about them made his stomach turn and he pushed his little pile aside. He looked back up at Gwen half-lidded. She supported her head with one hand and stirred with the other in tight, practiced circles. Something was missing.

”Hey… Where’s Harry?”

“Peter! He’s helping Norman -- It’s the expo tonight. You guys have been talking about it for weeks.” Gwen said. Peter closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose with both hands.

“It’s tonight? Oy vey. I just want to sleep.” He complained.

Great, I get to analyze shell casings running on fumes and in a hurry. With my luck, the results are gonna show it’s lizard DNA...

“A little restless for your first day back?” She joked. Peter leaned forward into his hands. He felt his palms against his eyelids.

“Had to come back sometime, right?”

He opened his eyes, hands shielding him from the light fixtures bearing down on the cafeteria. Motes of it shone through between the gaps between his knuckles, like a thousand eyes staring back at him. He gulped and moved his hands back down his face, settling forward in his chair. He felt hairs rising on the back of his neck and swallowed hard.

“How’s the, uh, song coming along?” Peter scooped up some goop with his spoon.

“Good, so far. We had to call off practice tonight, though. Apparently something happened at the station last night, and Dad wants some quiet to deal with it.”

Oops. Peter laid his spoon down on the tray and swept his notebook closer to him, closing it as casually as possible.

“Ouch.” He took his utensil up again, picking at the brussels sprouts the lunch lady had dropped onto his tray. “I’m uh... I’m sorry about Saturday, by the way.”

Gwen stopped stirring to move a strand of hair away from her eyes. She looked up at him. “You’re under a lot of stress, Pete. When my Mom, y’know… I understand. It happens.” Gwen shrugged.

“Thanks, Gwen. Really.”

“How’s he doing?”

Peter rested his chin on his hand. “Coming home soon, next couple days. Can’t wait for May to burn up some casseroles for us.” He smiled.

“Oh, God. Remember how we used to have Horror Movie Night? Every time, ‘you kids want my casseroles? I found a new recipe!’”

Peter laughed and choked back a grunt as his shoulder rolled in its socket. Sneakers squeaked across the floor and he glanced sideways. Flash Thompson’s girlfriend was walking between all the middle tables, as was her custom, talking to Rand Robertson and Kenny Kong from the football team. She saw Peter looking and cracked a smile. She gave him a little wave and turned back to talk to Artemis Crock from girl’s lacrosse.

Gwen fiddled with her spork, spinning it around like one of her drumsticks.

“Where’s Flash today?” She wondered aloud.

“Ugh. Really not prepared to deal with him today.”

“I’m not sure he’d need to do much. You look about ready to keel over anyway.”

“At least I could get some shut eye if he socked me.”

The lunch bell dinged, rapid brrrrring of metal on metal. Something in his stomach shifted and he bit his tongue as bile rose in his stomach. He forced it back down and swept his notebook off the table, trying to maneuver it into his backpack one handed.

Gwen stood and took Peter’s tray along with hers, stacking them on top of each other. She shouldered her backpack.

“See ya, Stacy.” Peter offered a fistbump. Gwen knocked her knuckles against his.

“See ya, Parker. Take a nap for me, kay?”

***


7:00

The numbers blazoned in the darkness of Peter’s room, the only illumination but for the subtle rays of moonlight trickling in past his cheap plastic curtains.

“Sev’clock…? Eh… Fi’ more minu…”

Seven O’clock, huh? Seven-o-clock, Seven-o-clock, Seven-o-- goddamnit.

Peter was off his bed in a tumble of sheets, smacking against the carpeted floor with a hard thump. He wrestled in his cocoon of sheets, trying to shove a hand out without tearing through them. He passed the blanket, the comforter -- there! Black fabric instantly laced up his arm and his fingers found the center of his palm. A glob of webbing smacked the switch and the bedroom was awash with light.

“Ow, ow…” He squinted in the light as he worked, worming his way out of the blanket burrito layer by layer. He threw the last layer off and stumbled forward, his head smacked into the doorframe and he grunted, pushing off as the fibers of his costume traced up his chest.

He pulled the nodule of web from the switch, taking a nice chunk of facade plastic with it, and shoved it back into the fabric of his suit for reabsorption. He shot again with his other hand and pulled himself up with a strand, settling onto the bed as the mask closed around his face.

The room was small, dominated by a wooden bed Peter had outgrown some years ago, that made long mournful creaks if you sat on it. The carpet was hidden beneath mountains of t-shirts and groves of unwashed socks. A desk rose out of the chaos of clothing, a small brown thing weighed down by an army of papers and bargain bin video games askew across it, plus Peter’s craptop with the cracked screen.

In the corner was the bookshelf, slumped against the wall like a particularly unimpressive leaning tower of Pisa. A random combination of studies and novels with broken spines stuffed it to its breaking point -- Connors’ studies, laminate Stark Expo photo albums, Star Wars novels, and a book or two about Lex Luthor or Charles Xavier hidden away somewhere in the menagerie. And, between a metabiology textbook and a bound compendium of Fox Tech Readers, was a slim faded green binder marked “PARKER SHOOTING CASE + EVIDENCE”.

It was in his hands as soon as he’d fired the webline, he tucked it under his shoulder and reached for his nightstand for his --

Wait a minute. Where’s my…? The flash drive was missing. Goddamnit. Buried somewhere under Fort Shorts or Hoodie Keep, certainly.

Great, all hope of actually reading police data buried in a B-52’s shirt.

7:17

Ten minutes later he had produced it, a little grey flash drive covered in white tape, with “GOOBER” written on it in big letters. It had probably meant something to him when he wrote it, but that memory was gone in the haze of his dreams. His eyes went back to the clock. He swore.

At this rate my spider-science project is gonna make me miss the expo…

As if on cue, his phone chirped in the background, and the ringtone began: “S-A-T-U-R-D-A--”

Right now, Harry? Cmon, man… Peter pulled it towards himself with a web, as his mask unmade itself, slinking down his face. He thumbed ‘ACCEPT VIDEO CALL’.

Is that…? Beside Harry’s signature haircut that was sculpted to his head, was a man Peter had only really seen in magazines and Gizmodo articles: Ted freakin’ Kord.

“I -- Harry, what? I…” Peter blubbered.

“Cool, right?” Harry said. His grin was plastered across his face. Peter hadn’t seen him this happy since the time that MJ ‘toooootally said yes to pizza, dude!’. “This is Mr. Kord! I was just showing him the stuff I messed with on Byerim.”

Ted Kord was a little heavier than Peter imagined, he looked almost like he was wearing something else under his clothes. He had wrangled a tousled mop of hair into something presentable and wedged himself into a suit, but Peter saw something unmistakably Kord in there, that light in his eyes, even the little gut the tailor hadn’t managed to hide.

Holy shit.

“It-uh, it’s an honor, Mr. Kord!” Peter said, taking extra care to keep the camera from tilting down and showing the white spider on his chest. He swerved the camera around, trying to settle the background on something hopefully more becoming than an old Pockobeast poster.

"It's an honor to meet you too, floating teenage head -- ah there we go."

Peter brought the camera down another inch, moments after the suit rushed down his neck, hiding at the edges of his collarbone. He tried his best smile.

“Pete, spit something out, man! You’ve wanted to meet this guy since we were kids.” Harry said.

“Y-your work is fascinating! I didn’t think we’d see a solar panel that’d get that close to the S-Q limit this decade!” Peter stammered.

"Yeah, well... it's a pity we won't be seeing too many more for a while. Should have them available for order if you have an in with the Space Program. Sorry, still a bit of a nerve there. But you know how it is. Gets seen in a space mission, some kind of demand comes out of it, then maybe we'll get a lot more. It's a frustratingly slow process, progress." Kord’s eyes stayed firm on the camera as he spoke, undivided attention.

“Right? That’s what Doc Connors says -- I mean, uh, my science… Instructor?” Peter stumbled over his words.

Hi Mr. Kord, this is my bedroom, here are my Pockobeast posters, and, oh, here’s my spider costume! And the name of the scientist whose lab I’m about to break into!

“Oh yeah, Mr. Kord, Pete’s got an internship with the Curt Connors -- isn’t that cool?” Harry said. Kord perked up at the mention.

"Curt Connors? Even I know that name and biochem isn't generally my thing. Keep your head down and your nose clean and something pretty good might come from that. Learn what you can from a man like that."

“Yeah! I mean, that’s the plan."

“Well, what kinda stuff does he have you working on there? A teacher like that you want to make the most out of your extracurriculars.”

“Uh, well, we’re looking at medicinal applications of metabiology, kinda. It’s based on what we can recover of the old Captain America serum, and combining it with lizard DNA to try to graft their healing abilities into the human genome. Er, it was lizards, initially, but we’re heading in more of a stem-celly direction now. It’s… It’s really, really cool, honestly.”

"Wow... so a lot more advanced and practical than growing broad beans in jars, huh? Amazing opportunity for a young kid. That's actual work, there's a lot of that Super Soldier Serum stuff going on in the biochem field these days. There's a Ted Sallis guy down in the Everglades trying something similar with plants instead of lizards. Heh. Hey! Maybe Curt got the idea from seeing the gators down there, huh?" Kord talked with his hands, gesturing out of the camera’s vision. Harry stretched his arms forward, trying to catch the swings of his arms, but Kord kept absently moving closer, framing his face in the camera.

“Heh. First gators, then lizards,” Harry cut in, “next thing we know it’ll be spiders, or something. Hell, maybe that’s how we got a Spider-Man.”

“Um, yeah! Maybe…” Peter felt his suit creeping up the back of his neck, hairs standing on end. He set his jaw and willed it down. You will not out yourself as Spider-Man to Ted Kord.

"You two are from New York. You ever seen him?" Ted’s eyes drifted down from the camera as he spoke, settling on the image of Peter further down the phone. He was the right height, build. Age, too. Peter coughed.

“God, I wish, seeing him swing around like that. How d’you think he does it?” Harry said. Ted’s eyes glided off of Peter and back to Harry as he spoke.

"I don't know. I mean I've seen him. Once. I've got some theories. A friend of mine has some theories. But they're just that, I guess.Though I gotta say… My friend’s theories? They’re not off too often."

Peter had that question himself -- it might be useful to find another way to produce the webs, maybe to increase staying power, or stopping power for that matter. Maybe it had something to do with his diet. “They’d need high tensile strength. Prolly woven at the microscopic level, if I had to take a stab at it.”

"Well, my friend's first thought was a spray dispersal system that fires a resin polymer over a chemical silly-string like chain, solidifying it in the process... Me, I was thinking more broadly, like he's found some kind of fluid that solidifies on contact with the air. Then he threw in the possibility that maybe he's a mutant. Which, I don't know, doesn't seem right for him to me. Maybe I'm crazy. That said... bunch of these X-Men kids jumping around roughly his age. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they inspired him. It's science, kids. Wisdom is knowing what you don't know."

Great, I’ve got a squad of super geniuses thinking over my powers; I’m sure my secret I.D isn’t far behind...

“I’ve always thought that wisdom is the ability to keep ahead of the competition. Through experience, of course. Something even K.O.R.D could learn from, I’m sure.” Peter heard Norman Osborn’s voice from somewhere offscreen. Harry’s face twisted for a moment, before returning to a half smile. His eyes didn’t crinkle.

“Why, Norman? What are you up to?” Ted Kord grinned cheekily.

“I, uh, might need to call you back, Pete.” Harry whispered, drawing the camera away. “Will we see you at the expo tonight?”

Peter’s eyes went to the clock.

7:25

“I’ll try my best, Har.”

***


8:02

The ESU Biology Lab was different at night, defined by sweeping shadows cast in through the skylight and the steady glow of reptile cages embedded in the walls. If Peter listened close he could hear them moving, tiny feet and fat bodies sliding past ground cover of wood chips and dirt. Lab tables stood in lonely assembly, clean of beakers or chemicals, instead lying dormant for the next day’s work.

Peter descended on a web, spiraling down from the skylight that dribbled in moonlight and the quiet night air punctuated by the trills of crickets and sounds of distant cars. He dropped and landed on the tables, balanced on the balls of his feet. He moved forward, rocking his body into each step as it came, bounding between each table and making for the microscope bay, embedded in the far wall.

In moments the case was laid out before him, three collected shell casings lain out before him, plus a smattering of dollar bills dropped from the loose bag of the robber. He hung upside down as he worked, tweaking an upper knob of the microscope.

First things first… Examine casing material. He reached for the first casing, examining the way it reflected the moonlight, a clean brown shine to it. Short of a chemical analysis and spectrogram, likely brass -- oxidizes under extreme heat. Like that produced by a gun fired in rapid succession.

He remembered. Three dull thuds breaking out against the blistering sound of New York traffic. Smack of flesh and cloth against pavement. His eyes flicked to the report. Eyewitness statements backed it up. There was a photograph attached, the stretched white flesh of Ben’s chest and stomach, punched clean through twice. There was so much blood. One grazing shot, running a fine gutter across Ben’s side. Peter shuddered and pushed the photo aside.

Okay. Breathe. He counted his teeth with his tongue. Just… Okay.

He put the first casing down and reached for the third.

Sweat might’ve been oxidized along with the brass in the heat of the chamber, leaves a definable trace -- a fingerprint, burnt into the surface. He turned the bullet over in his hands. It was old, probably touched without gloves, given the goons manhandling the case.

Could do to be dipped in solution… But maybe I could still extract the shooter’s DNA from sebaceous oils...

He was a whirlwind around the lab as he worked, jumping between tables and pulling bottles of chemicals as he worked, mixing and tapping at readouts and machines.

Okay that’s… Probably too many DNA samples. Take me weeks to test them all. Have to hope for a print.

In moments he was back in the bay, twisting the casing under the microscope, looking for the fine detailing of a fingerprint pressed into metal. There, ridges towards the bottom. It was only partial, but it’d have to do.

He slid the case back into its folder and pressed it against his chest, subsuming it into the costume. He had the impression of the print. He slid forward, across linoleum and over a table as he went to a hub of ancient computers, blocky grant-given iMacs taking up space in the back.

9:45

Peter jammed his flash drive in and went to work. He could feel the pulse in his fingertips as he typed.

Prints are returning multiple matches in the NYPD database… Narrow to released convicts.

204 Results.

Hmm… Add Keyword: Tombstone.

0 Results.

What? Okay, remove keyword… Narrow to larceny, robbery.

59 Results.

Okay, getting somewhere… History of violent crime?

14 Results.

Closer… Connection to organized crime?

13 Results.

Only one odd man out? That means… Peter reversed his query. One name blazed at the top, in tremendous, blocky white letters.

“CARRADINE, DENNIS.”

"I’ve got you, you son of a bitch.” The plastic of the mouse cracked in Peter’s grip. The mugshot attached was grainy, riddled with artifacting errors. He could make out a mop of blond hair, a shit-eating grin… Peter skimmed further down the file.

“EMPLOYMENT: JANITOR; THOMPSON MEMORIAL HOSPITAL”

What? That can’t be right. This whole thing can’t be right -- unusable mugshot, no connections, no -- Peter felt it before he heard it, the sudden rush of air into the lab and the sound of a hand groping for a lightswitch.

He was halfway to the skylight before the lights flared to life. He recoiled, throwing an arm over his face.

“Vhat the hell are you doing here, Spyder?” A familiar voice greeted him. Morbius? Why’s he here? Peter looked down, across the laboratory. Jet black hair slicked back to his head, evolving into a rolling wave of locks that fell to his shoulders, cloaked in a black faux leather jacket.

Well, no one else would willingly dress like that much of a tool.

“I could ask you the same thing, chuckles.” Peter rotated to look at him, huge white bug eyes coming to meet the unpolished green of Morbius’s. He seemed unphased.

“I’m calling the police, insect.” He moved for the beige telephone mounted to the wall.

“I wouldn’t do that, Archduke Ferdinand.” Peter shot a hand forward to stick Morbius to the wall. Fingers lanced out to tap his palm, but the suit acted. A line of black sludge launched from his wrist, blasting through the air and crashing across Morbius’s chest. He rocked backward, slamming into the wall as the goo expanded, spreading across his torso and planting him firmly against the painted cinderblock of the wall.

“That’s… New. Impact webbing. Er, uh, sludge.” It popped and fizzled over Morbius’s body, a thin layer of blackness holding him back with impossible strength. The scientist wrestled with it, straining against it and pushing off the wall. He cleaved at it, taking off handfuls only for them to drain from his hands and reconstitute into the whole.

“You monster!” Morbius hissed.

Well, we call that a job well done in the Spider-Man household. Guess he can sit up there and think about why you shouldn’t just announce that you’re calling the cops. Or about the glory of Markovia, or something stupid like that. He made for the skylight.

“Keep your pants on, I’m pretty sure it’ll come out in the wash. Use extra detergent… probably the whole bottle. Uh, toodles!” A webline arced from his hands, and he swung into the night.

A new lead and a new power… Maybe this whole Spider-Man thing is working out for once.
Before I give my awards, I just want to take the time to say thanks to everyone for this game. I’ve said previously that my first game of this type was back in UOU, making this my second, but I do really think we have something special here. It’s cool seeing all these stories spring fresh from the minds of people who’ve been inspired by these characters, and even greater seeing new kids on the block like me trying to learn a thing or two from people like Retired and Byrd (when he deigns to appear). It really does bring me a lot of joy reading through the IC, and just chatting you guys up in the Discord. Excelsior, true believers!

As far as GM feedback goes, I also wanna give it up for the GM team. You guys have built us the little game that could. Somehow, you guys keep it up and we keep on attracting great new talent, thanks in no small part to your efforts. We’ve got this big crisis coming up, and we’ve got at least a dozen-odd characters turning up for the melle, and I’m excited as hell! You’ve done great, boys. If I had to request any one thing, I’ve been really fond of @Lord Wraith’s post reviews, and @Retired’s, for that matter. Not that anyone has to, but it could be neat if we all made an effort as a community to start doing that for each other, if people are so inclined to accept. I know I want to start reviewing myself, time allowing, and I hope more people follow Wraith and Retired’s lead.

◼ BEST CHARACTER CONCEPT
@Hillan as Eobard Thawne. To be fair, I loved this character once Hillan suggested it one day in the Discord. It’s completely turning a Flash story on it’s head, taking a story about a noble scientist just trying to get by, and turning it into a window into the machinations of a mad man. Hillan’s writing sells Eobard’s evil forced into this heroic archetype, and it’s a lot of fun to watch. I absolutely wouldn’t have expected it, but I guess that’s what you get when Dinoman comes to town. This is the character I bring up when I try to sell friends on joining this game; these are some of the lengths you can go to in your reimaginings, this is a great example of all the kinds of fun, interesting stuff you can do with your character -- and that’s a Flash fact!

Runners up include @Hexaflexagon as Zatanna, and @Byrd Man as The Shadow.

◼ BEST CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
@Hexaflexagon as Zatanna. We haven’t seen nearly as much of her as I might’ve liked, but I’ve been hooked on Zatanna since the sample post. The clash between her magical and normal sides is great, and her conflicted feelings over her father are palpable in the prose. All that emotional turmoil, a kickass world, plus a plot about trying to figure out old Giovanni’s cryptic warnings? Sign me the hell up!

Runners up include @Lord Wraith as Batman and @ComradeMaxx as Doctor Fate.

◼ BEST SEASON
Best Season is about something very different than the best arc category to me, although they can often end up one in the same. A great season isn’t necessarily as tightly plotted as the best arc of a similar length, but it’s got a consistent posting schedule and a hell of a lot of cool stuff to see along the way, and the promise of more down the road. For this reason, I gotta choose @webboysurf as Captain America. This season has taken Cap all around the world, fighting all manner of Nazis and mooks and even werewolves for chrissakes. Cap and the team are a bundle of fun, and I can’t wait to see what bombastic things are in store for them next season.

Runners up include @HenryJonesJr as The Asgardians of The Galaxy and @Bounce as Captain Marvel.

◼ BEST STORY ARC
@Roman as Daredevil. Back in the time before I was caught up, somewhere in the middle of the season, Roman messaged me and (SPOILERS) said something along the lines of, “Say, would I be stepping on your toes if I killed Kingpin?” At the time I said “uh, sure, go ahead?” and then settled back to see if he’d actually pull it off. Pushing a hero to their breaking point can be very hard to do convincingly, but Roman pulls it off here, with Matt hunted by forces he can’t possibly surmount, with danger lurking around every corner. It’s a great Daredevil story that feels fresh yet classic. Great stuff.

Runners up include @ComradeMaxx as the X-Men for the Bayville High arc, and @Dblade26 as Green Arrow for the Brick arc.

◼ BEST POST
@Morden Man for this post. Morden’s stuff has been impressing me since UOU, but this post ended up striking me as something special. It’s got a lot of characters, but juggles them expertly, complete with action that cracks like a whip and boiling tension. Just what do Flag and Sabretooth want? Will Hudson survive? Great character, action, plot, and it left me wanting more. What else can you ask for?

Runners up are @Hound55 for this and @Bounce for this.

◼ BEST ANTAGONIST
@Inkarnate with his display of Lex Luthor. The dude isn’t even a proper villain yet and I’m chomping at the bit for more. Lex’s interview was a great flourish of style, confidence, and some kind of underlying menace that got me hooked, and I can’t wait to see him clash with Kara. Hell, I can’t wait to see him clash with other business heads. Blue Beetle x Luthor crossover, anyone?

◼ BEST SUPPORTING CAST
@Hound55 as Blue Beetle. I wish I could do characters like this man. Punchy, often hilarious dialogue sells and endears us to a wide cast of characters, and instantly gets us hooked on their relationships. From Takamoto to Abner Jenkins, plus the new additions of the Pyms, the Blue Beetle corner is shaping up to be one of the liveliest in the game. Hound’s writing has a way of making me fall in love with these people, even without ever having touched a Blue Beetle comic. Kudos!

Runners up include @Simple Unicycle as Blade and @Lord Wraith as Batman.

◼ BEST WORLD BUILDING
Though the magic corner is killing it this season, I wanted to take this opportunity to shout out @HenryJonesJr as The Asgardians of the Galaxy. I’ve never really been a particular fan of Thor or the GOTG, but HJJ is really weaving them together spectacularly. It’s cool as hell to see space tech and the magic of Asgard smash together, and the laws and strengths of each world colliding as Thor and Quill try to find their way. At this point, I just need more War World -- and I need Thor to kick Draaga’s ass.

Runners up include everyone in the magic corner (@Hexaflexagon, @Natty, and @ComradeMaxx) and @Ceta de Cloyes as Valor.

◼ BEST CROSSOVER
Wonder Woman and Captain America by @Star Lord and @webboysurf respectively. It’s short but very sweet. I liked the insight into Cap and Diana’s character, and their relationships with one another. I honestly really liked that it was slower and more introspective, not filled with bombastic action, just two friends trying to help eachother out. It was an insight and a slowdown that I think helped to elevate both characters, just excited to see where their relationship goes next.

◼ THE ABSOLUTE BREAKOUT CHARACTER
@Bounce as Old Man Grayson & The Toy Wonder. To be honest, I wasn’t a tremendous fan of this concept. It seemed like it was maybe reaching and bending over too much to try and fit a Robin-shaped story in a world with Wraith’s Batman, but then Bounce started posting and all his posts so far have slapped me in the face for my insolence. Dick is a lot of fun, and even though we’re just getting started with him, I’m liking his relationship with Toyboy, and the more calculating nature of Toyboy himself. I’m interested to see where Bounce takes the pair of them into next season. Great stuff.

Runners up include @Dblade26 as Green Arrow and @The Bork Lazer as Static.

◼ THE ABSOLUTE MVP
Personally, I gotta give this one to @ComradeMaxx. I’ve been talking to him here and there since UOU, but he’s consistently been a super cool dude and totally willing to let me bounce even my stupidest ideas off him. On top of that he’s been handling his GM responsibilities like a champion, and was totally cool about my chronic lateness in our crossover. Mad respect, you da MVP in my heart.

Runners up include @Retired and @Lord Wraith for their post reviews. Also Dinoman for, well, being Dinoman, praise be his name.

Also, new Spidey post up tonight! Features a small crossover with another character. Well, maybe more of a cameo, but I enjoyed it.


Hey everybody! Doc's back!


GIF doesn't work but uhhhhhhh imagine a butler telling Jack Nicholson that I've always been here


Issue 7.5




New York City, NY --- Queens Neighborhood




Pete hadn’t seen Amber Memorial Park before, but the thick trees stood vigil around the property, lonely oaks joined together into something of a bastion against the whining noise of the police cars belting through the borough. Their noses were to the ground like hunting dogs, searching for tiny spiders. What equipment there was in the park had rusted over from a decade odd of rain, all cracked and fissured from children pushing the equipment through the rust, leaving flakes of corroded metal to seed the earth.

The girl found her place on the monkey bars, standing watch over the boys as they came to a stop. Her eyes were like jade daggers. He could feel them in the folds of his costume, probing him beneath, something other, a second thing closed around him in a black coffin -- with off-white eyes staring back at him from the dark.

Peter nearly ran into the boy in front of him as he stopped, puffing his chest out like half the goobers trying to make their names back at the wrestling tournament. “I’m gonna need you to start talking. Who’re you, and why’d you break into a police precinct?”

“Same reasons anyone does it, I guess. Fame, glory, legions of adoring fans in blue.” Peter rocked backwards as he spoke. Every time the cold red of the boy’s visor passed him, he found himself moving to either side, trying to stay out of his direct gaze. He looked past him and the girl had stopped kicking her legs, staring right at and past him. Like she was looking at something that wasn’t there, beyond him, but on top of him at the same time. Maybe she didn’t like my answer.

“Look, you guys do the whole ‘superhero’ thing too, yeah? X-Men, right? You get it -- I’m Spider-Man, man.” Peter went for the strap of his bag. “I just wanted some information that our blue boy scouts weren’t moving on.” He pulled it over his shoulder and dumped it at his feet. He nudged it forward with his foot.

“I was gonna grab the files, swing on out, and have a holly jolly Christmas with Donut Patrol none the wiser. But then some glorified traffic cop spotted me and...” He shrugged. He should have been in and out of there in a flash, even once that glorified traffic cop spotted him. But then… Haze. “Then they, uh, whammied me with something awful back there. Still not sure what, come to think of it.”
So, in the interest of spurring OOC discussion (so we can get to the 2000th post and it can be used for something that isn't a GIF of Thanos dabbing), what is, all time, your favorite single piece of superhero media? It can be a movie, TV show, comic run, anything of your choosing. For me, it's sort of a tie between two things:

For one, Into The Spider-Verse. If you can't tell by my character choice for this game, I fucking love Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2 is the shit, but I was hurting for another capital G great Spider-Man flick after the Amazing films sucked so bad that I briefly deluded myself into thinking that Homecoming was the one, even though it kind of super wasn't. But then along comes Spiderverse. I've always been a sucker for great animation, but it's got at all, great acting, worldbuilding, writing, and a plot about what it means to be Spider-Man. Something about it really struck me, and I think it's going to stick with me for a very, very long time.

The more I think of it, I do think it's ultimately more of a runner-up to Spiderverse, but, honestly? UOU is my other pick. This will probably read as a very silly answer to some/most of you, and honestly, it super is. But I think UOU, for its run, hit a lot of the notes of all the greatest comics stories. We had a huge procession of spectacular writers slinging some of the best characters in the medium, and it all came together into a beautiful, climactic ending. It doesn't have the polish or necessarily style of a lot of the other possible candidates for a 'favorite', but I think UOU got started for me at a point in my life where I really needed something like it. I'd never done a Comic game before, and I figured I'd hate writing canons. But at the time, I was in something of a creative slump, and UOU was just what I needed to get the juices flowing again, and to remind me just why I like writing and superheroes so much.
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