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๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡งโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฌโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ '๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฌโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฟโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฏโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ซโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฐโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ "๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ปโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ"
๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฌโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ
๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡งโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡งโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ
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๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ, ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ
โ€Š ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ, ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ธโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฉโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ

The man before him was nervous, knuckles white from gripping the briefcase and mouth pursed into a thin line. It was thrilling, really, how much he could make a mortal squirm. Loki breathed out a plume of smoke, flicking the ashes from his Gurkha Black Dragon cigar. He wasn't much of a smoker, only really lighting one of his expensive cigars for dramatic effect in illicit meetings. Loki liked the dramatics of crime; he invested more time than he would like to admit into perfecting his intimidation.

Throughout his years as a crime lord, Loki knew that placement was the ultimate deciding factor between ridiculous and scary. Burgundy chair pushed into his mahogany desk? Ridiculous. Burgundy chair tilted just enough to be perpendicular with the mahogany desk? Scary, relaxed, shows that Loki could end a man all while reclining in a comfy chair. Three bodyguards placed sporadically around the room? Ridiculous, disorganized, clumsy. Two of his henchmen perched behind him while a third guards the double doors? Scary, organized, cuts off all escape routes. Loki smiles, folding his hands across his chest.

"Harryโ€ฆ" Loki unhooks his hands and spreads them, encompassing the room. "has come to die."

The man in front of him shuffles unsurely, and scratches at the brown wispy hairs on the back of his head. "Um, sir, my name is John."

Loki's smile vanishes and he scowls, "I was doing a bit! You could tell right, Mark. I was doing a bit!"

Mark, the henchman on his right, stutters before nodding, "Of course, sir, you were doing the Harry Potter thing, right?"

Loki nods, because of course Mark gets it. Mark is his favorite.

"My name is Liam, though, sir." Mark mutters awkwardly.

Loki holds up a hand to shut Mark up. "I didn't ask, Mark. Did you bring the money or not, Tom?"

"John."

"Whatever."

So maybe Loki hasn't perfected the balance between scary and ridiculous, but he was a god and if anyone were to speak of this incident, he'd just have them killed. Unless they were praising his Voldemort impression, then they may speak of it.

"Sit the money on the table and get out of my sight. I have brunch I need to get to."

"A luncheon, sir." The henchman on Loki's left says.

Loki leans backwards and looks at the henchman in disbelief. "Who even are you."

The henchman looks sheepish, rubbing his hands together. "I'm Lawrence, sir. I've been working for you for five years."

"No you haven't. I would've remembered you if that were the case. I remember Mark over here, and he's been working here only 3 months."

"Two months, sir." Mark pipes up.

"See? Two months. I am an attentive and friendly boss."


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๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ, ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡งโ€Œ
โ€Š ๐Ÿ‡ณโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ, ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡พโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡จโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡ฑโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡บโ€Œ๐Ÿ‡งโ€Œ

Loki whistled a tune of his own making when he skipped and hopped into the country club. He wasn't surprised by the choice of location by Hera, it was a rather prolific place where rich, old white people gathered for business meetings and that one horrendous sport. Croquet can barely be called a sport, truthfully. Now, illegal gambling โ€” that was a sport.

The country club was empty besides himself and the staff. Hera rented the entire country club for the occasion. Loki wandered through the marbled halls into the dining hall. The dining hall had ceiling to floor windows that overlooked the garden where you could play croquet among the pansies. Pansies playing croquet with the pansies, ha! Loki chuckled to himself.

He wandered to the buffet table, filled with tiny snacks to hold people over. No doubt waiters would later take individual orders โ€” it was that kind of rich establishment where they didn't lay the food out for hours and call it a day.

"Darling," Loki called to a nearby waitress, as he plucked a tiny sandwich up and ate it in two bites. Through a mouthful of food, he asked, "do you know where that lovely Hera is?"

The waitress looked thrown off, eyes wide and she stuttered when she replied, "Um, I'm not sure who Hera is, sir."

Loki wrinkled his nose, "Damn, I forgot what her mortal name is. Something dull and boring, I'm sure. Don't you agree, Missโ€ฆHeather?"

Heather looked shocked that he knew her name, momentarily forgetting the name tag beneath the lapel of her button up. "Of course, sir. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

Loki flicked his fingers free of bread crumbs and waved her away. He wandered back to the round tables to find name plates listing where each god should sit. That won't do at all, Loki thought to himself.

He made himself busy with throwing the name plates into the trash can, and none of the staff were paid enough to stop him. Once all the name plates were discarded, he sat down at a table by the windows where he could see all the other tables. Ah, Hera might have tried to stop the bickering that would inevitably come, but chaos always reigns.

And, well, maybe chaos needs a little help from little ole' Loki every now and then.

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โ€Šโ–บ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ผโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ฆโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ญโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ชโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ตโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ดโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡ทโ€Œ ๐Ÿ‡นโ€Œ


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Two weeks of revelry, of bliss, of absolute debauchery - once upon a time. In this day and age, though, it is all a power play between the fallen gods. The yearly competition of who has the biggest dick, Loki once quipped, tongue purpled with sweet wine as he eyed the gods over the lip of the bottle. Or what was left of the gods. Every year, fewer and fewer of them show up. Theyโ€™ve given up on godhood, probably found a spouse and a home with a white picket fence and a boring nine-to-five deskjob. Quaint, dull, normal. Thatโ€™s what time does to the immortal and invulnerable - makes them crave the blunt death of old age, if only to break the monotony of living forever. The rest of the gods, the ones who appear to taste the sweet nectar, fight and scramble for the place of baddest bitch in town. Oh, how far the gods have fallen.

The Festival of Life hasnโ€™t even begun and the gods are posturing in the foyer. Hera had slaved over the details, the perfect coordinator who had to have the perfectly coordinated festival. Except for the yearly gala, that always belonged in the hands of Loki who, in turn, left it in the hands of people much lower than him. The first event of the festival was a luncheon, or perhaps it was a brunch. Hera called it a luncheon, except it started at 10 AM sharp. Most would consider that brunch, but if Hera said it was a luncheon, the gods were going to call it a luncheon.

And so the beginning of the Festival of Life doesnโ€™t start with a bang, but those tiny ham sandwiches and croquet at a country club on the outskirts of Seattle.


@Wolf Mother @Akayaofthemoon @TGM My first character~

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@Legion02 Hel, Ares, & Isabel are accepted!

@sly13 Hades is accepted! (note: i have not looked at heimdall as he is still listed as a WIP)

@metanoia Thor, Athena, & Hercules are accepted!

@Venus Micte is accepted!
@fledermaus Hi, Iโ€™m very interested about the rp. But for some reason, the discord invite link doesnโ€™t work for me. Is it possible to ask for another invite link? Thank you.


discord link should be updated! sorry about that
@Akayaofthemoon Hathor is accepted!

@KZOMBI3 Hati, Mel, Tlaz, & Odin are accepted!

@smarty0114 Artemis, Anteros, Apollo, & Hera are accepted!

@Aewin Persephone is accepted!

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