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Location: Farmhouse → Howling Pit
Interactions: Akaia @Exit, Vincent @Daxam, and Juice @PigeonOfAstora,
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Erik paced directly behind Renee’s shoulder upon arriving at what Erik always thought to be one of the more interesting settlements. At face value, the location was simply a small place with a few families in the middle of nowhere. The feel of the tight-knit community was faintly familiar to him, bringing back nostalgia from before he was ever even a revenant. However, his many years dulled his ability to relive a far experienced moment in time. Perhaps vestiges spoiled the man with how they granted vivid experiences of the past.

With a sunny exterior, he greeted all who met his gaze with a smile and a nod. The first time he visited the camp was when he chose to use it as a one-night bed down location. At first, he found it odd for a settlement purely of revenants to establish a farm, but after explaining that produce was their means of trading for blood beads, Erik couldn’t knock it. It wasn’t until his second visit after establishing the Crow’s Nest that Erik sought to trade with the group.

Once inside the shed, Erik quietly scanned the map before realizing everyone had one location at the forefront of their minds.

“That place?” Erik asked with a tone of skepticism. “Who’d want to go there?” He glanced at the others around the map before feeling he should further explain. “I’ve only heard rumors of it but it’s almost as the name simply suggests. A nasty little pit full of hungry Lost, right?”

“Yes, but there’s more to why it's one of the last places left uninvestigated.” Renee bit her lower lip as she knew she’d have to start being transparent with those that volunteered to help the people here. “The miasma in that area has become thicker over the past few weeks and no one here is really willing to go. Erik, we’re not like your-”

“Sounds like our kind of thing!” Erik interrupted excitedly as he placed his index finger on the location of the Howling Pit. “And this the perfect opportunity for us to see what our new friend can do and for him to see what we’re all about as well. A win-win, right?” Erik nodded at everyone surrounding the map. The way Erik saw it, they didn’t all drive there for nothing. If it meant helping out another independent settlement they had good relations with, the Commune could at least take the time to investigate the Howling Pit.

Renee averted her gaze from Erik’s lack of hesitation.

“Thanks.” She knew Erik was… like this, but had never experienced it first hand. Is he confident or ignorant? No matter which, he had those that supported him at his side.

Renee did not want to think they were leading them into a death trap. The Commune had the diverse skill sets of their unique members to nearly tackle any kind of situation. Their community only had farm folk and the occasional explorer such as herself. She wouldn’t go as far as to say the Commune was used to facing the impossible but they would do a much better job at it than they would.

Despite not venturing out with them herself she wanted to assist in any way she could. She retrieved a set of keys belonging to their exploration jeep. The terrain bordering the Howling Pit was rough and not easy to get to using the van they’d arrived in.
“Erik ,you can take our jeep. It has less room for equipment, so you can only take the bare essentials. The terrain you’re going into is rough, it won’t be good for your van.” She tossed the keys his way and he snatched them out from in front of him.

“You heard her! Get the bare essentials to the jeep and let’s keep things rolling. Someone grab that map.”

In due time, the group was on the road again, this time in an old bright yellow jeep.The path took them unimproved dirt roads that eventually led them toward the Howling Pit. Besides the miasma being thick in the air, the pit was far from impressive. It was just as Erik described it.

“A nasty little pit full of hungry Lost…”

There were only seven thralls down in the pit only deep enough to keep them b from getting out. At first glance it didn’t appear to more than what was described, but with further inspection, there was a small cave opening on the near side of the pit that would only be visible to someone who rounded the pit.

“Krugers and Edgelords, huh?” Erik said noting the weaponry the thralls below possessed. He crossed is arms over his chest as he surveyed the pit from where he stood. “At least I got see this place for myself… the Howling Pit. Not impressive one bit. Oh, that rhymed!” He gave himself a mental pat on the back.




Time: Morning
Location: Pancakes at the Park
Interaction: Ruby @SausagePat
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Things are really going in my favor today… maybe it truly will be a good day for me. Lorenzo thought as he feasted his eyes on the gentleman who had just entered the Pancakes at the Park event with waffles. Though the duke found the move to be quite the bold one, he was grateful for it. Lorenzo had never enjoyed pancakes, in fact, he seemed to have a deep-seated hatred for them. The oddest part about his disdain for the fluffy brown breakfast disks was that he could never explain why he despised them.

Whatever the case, Lorenzo was just glad he could indulge in an alternative he enjoyed. Waffles. However, he needed to be quick so he could grab a favorable spot in line as more and more patrons arrived. He noticed the faces of a few nobles and sighed at the thought of having to share forced pleasantries with anyone. He might have noticed the precious Crystal Damien, but his eyes were nearly glued to the large stack of waffles.

Not first, not second, not even third, Lorenzo was sixth in line and-

Bump!

Lorenzo nearly jumped out of his skin as he felt the abrupt hard physical contact on his back. Initially believing he was being assailed, he turned and faced the cause for panic with his plate slightly cocked up in his hands. Seeing the culprit as seemingly a victim of homelessness from solely her appearance, the duke relaxed his subpar defensive stance. She was quite angry at him, but he had been a companion of enmity for a very long time. He turned from her without a word, hoping the situation would simply deescalate, but he could hear her grumblings behind him.

Like a gnat, the woman caused him to wince ever so slightly with each distasteful word he could pick up from her insults. And so, just as he was reaching the front of the line, Lorenzo side-stepped and put a hand out to direct the young homeless woman ahead of him.

“For the trouble.” He put on a warm but uneasy smile, not entirely confident with this move.

In Avalia 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




Time: Evening
Location: Guarav Village
Interactions: Isolde @Blizz, Dante @Alivefalling, Menzai @samreaper, and Aidan @potter
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Darius looked at each human while nodding. Everyone was down for taking on the “fog beast” which meant that they’d be working together. Competition would have been fun sure, but scrounging against small creatures didn’t compare to what seemed like a boss battle. It was only fitting as Menzai sought to test cumulatively in a way.

The added conditions and time limit by Menzai caused Darius to raise an eyebrow. That’s cheap. However, his initial feelings on Menzai’s addons dispersed as he took another look at who he’d be fighting alongside with.. Fuck it, we can do this! A playful smirk painted his expression.

“Then it’s decided then!” Darius announced as he strutted over to the tree and reached down to pick up the purple-marked hunting knife. He inspected it for a moment before speaking again “Ready when you are Menzai.” He commented as his eyes lingered on the blade of the weapon

In Avalia 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Afternoon
Location: Dugmaghord
Interactions: Rosaria @potter, Nuallán @13org
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The horses galloped from Dugmaghord with Slick taking point. Their destination was a small oasis that weren’t much except some fruit and small critters but every now and then something big reared its head. Now usually Slick wasn’t a fan of botherin’ the larger things that dwelled in the desert, but he’d make an exception if it meant scoring some amas to fill his pockets with.

Moments later…

“There she is! See that green up ahead, princess?! That’s where we’re gonna get lucky!” He shouted back to her. “Whoa there Champ, slow it down.” Slick said as he tugged on the horse’s reins and slowed to a light trot. He didn’t want to startle anything on their approach, and he sure as hell didn’t want to broadcast to some behemoth that potential food was on its way. Slick allowed Rosaria and Nuallán to get close before speaking softly. It was more like a low raspy tone, but it was just as quiet.

“Hey listen here lovebirds, we ain’t got the whole calvary but we sure got some mighty fine firepower between the three of us. If things get hairy, I say we give whatever’s on the other side a taste of hell. Agreed?” Slick nodded before setting his sights toward the oasis before coming to a complete stop and dismounting Champagne next to a patch of sparsely grown vegetation. It was enough to keep the oak horse occupied while he searched for something mighty fine to gun down.




Time: Morning
Location: Sorian Vikena Estate → Pancakes
Interaction: Charlotte @princess
Mention: only Calbert Damien...


As moments passed while he got himself freshened up and ready, Lorenzo couldn’t help but feel his excitement begin to wane. His spike of optimism had been short-lived and by the time he was dressed, he almost did not want to leave the estate. He could surely get away with it as he assumed he wasn’t very welcomed anywhere. There was also the added bonus of Calbert not breathing down his neck about why he had gone out in public again. He puffed his chest as he looked at his appearance in the mirror and held an esteemed pose. Unfortunately, the radiant confidence died with a deep depressing sigh.

“It’s only pancakes in the park. Probably with more of the common people. Yes, yes, of course. This won’t be bad at all. Besides, the park is close by and I can come home at my leisure. Good.” Lorenzo assured himself, literally as he was looking at his own reflection. With a confident nod to his reversed doppelganger, Lorenzo exited the room and proceeded in meeting Charlotte out front. Again he was last to leave. And again, his beloved daughter was looking as pleasant as ever.

“Behind you, Charlotte,” Lorenzo waved with a warm smile on his face. He noticed the basket, which he initially thought was food to go, especially due to his distaste for pancakes. Then he thought it might be Kier… He isn’t supposed to be out just yet! His eyes widened briefly before he narrowed them once he realized the creature peeking from the basket was not Kier at all, but a cat! “A new friend, I see. Hello there.” He smiled at Champion, giving the cat a friendly greeting. It wasn’t a new thing for Charlotte to bring in the helpless. Sometimes it was a cat… other times it could be a person she pitied. As long as it’s only cats she’s sheltering this time around.

Seeing as the park was within walking distance, the three of them did just that. They simply walked and talked about how Charlotte had found Champion, her new friend. Lorenzo wanted to know more about Charlotte’s long night but the two had already arrived at the event. The scent of sweet batter filled the air, originating from a station set up with several cooks making pancakes and prepping toppings. There was a collection of rectangular tables set out for seating, covered in vibrant yellow tablecloths. It was plain to see it was not an event geared toward royalty, but it was a Sorian even nevertheless.


Time: Morning
Location: Sorian Vikena Estate

“The tavern? The library?” Lorenzo questioned Charlotte’s places of interest in finding him… wherever he had been. And like clockwork, the fancy mustache-wearing count pointed to the flower petal with a displaced pride. Why was he proud of this? “Clearly, you didn’t look in my favorite hiding place. Hmph. But I won’t hold that to you, Lottie. The garden we have here is vast and full of thick, healthy flowers… that I ruined but… you know… Just. Just thank heavens we’re both safe!” He pulled her back into a hug. “Never again,” but what did he mean?

Charlotte’s eyes dilated as memories of the garden doused in the night’s darkness painted themselves before her. Nothing had been there. She had checked everywhere. She hadn’t even noticed she was being hugged as she ran through the images over and over, wanting to clarify her own sanity. “I did!” Charlotte cried out defensively suddenly. She gave him a quick hug and then let go to readjust her head so she can look him in the eyes. “Lorenzo, I searched the garden. You… You weren’t there.”

Her certainty challenged what Lorenzo thought to be true, so much so that gently scratched the back of his neck nervously as he attempted to jog his memory. Still nothing. I don’t remember anything! Blast this cursed affliction! He cleared his throat before offering up an explanation.

“Well, that is rather peculiar… are you certain? I- You started your search in the night, so you likely just missed me. Yes! And I was under the oak tree shading from the moonlight. A shadow in the dark.” He bobbed a pointed index finger with the last five words as he felt he had come up with a new idea for a poem.

Perplexed, Charlotte was deep in thought for a moment before she sighed. She could look more into this later. Frankly, she was exhausted, and apparently, her stepfather had been sleeping in the dirt all night, so it would do either of them no good to go back and forth. “I suppose I did....” She relented.

“Just what on earth did you two get up to last night!”

Delilah entered the room with the daily news stretched out between her hands before her. Her eyes were wide with surprise as she pointed at it. “The rumors are insidious! And Duke Lorenzo, sir, you’re headlining! Delilah’s words caused Lorenzo to spring up, jolted with… excitement.

“Am I?!” Turning from Charlotte, he moved to Delilah’s side to peer at the newspaper. It was easy to discern the death of his optimism as he spotted the headline. “Warmongers? It- It was simply a mistake. I mean, Charlotte you were right there. I… I didn’t touch anyone! It was the over-polished floors and that clumsy guard or whoever it was that couldn’t keep their footing. I mean this- this shouldn’t fall on me! This is exactly why I prefer the Veirmont Gazette.” Lorenzo ranted and huffed before his eyes found the Morning Tea. His guilty pleasure of the Caesonia Newspaper. Charlotte had moved over to read as well. She had bit her lip, uncertain what to say. She had hoped that he would have understood what he had done after everything.

“What?! How could they?! Concubine?! Fu-” He stopped himself as he remembered the two women in his presence. “People can be so distasteful here… I wonder if we should just leave.” He hung his head.

Charlotte groaned. Though it irritated her that people may view her offer as such now, she knew they had bigger problems. She’d have to shake this off somehow.

Going back to Veirmont was a delightful dream, but one that would simply delay their problems. Charlotte knew she had to stub this Calbert problem in the toe here and now. Besides, she had promised Leo she’d help him too this summer. “I don’t think we should let them chase us home. Since when did we care what they think?” Charlotte’s words again charged Lorenzo with a well of confidence.

She wondered if Calbert had something to do with calling her a concubine. He had said something similar but she supposed others could have mistaken her gesture as well. As her gaze moved lower, she did a double take.

…Is he fucking Count Calbert?

“...They’ve lost their minds.” She commented dryly.

“Yes. They. Have!” Lorenzo’s face was full of determination as he stared piercingly into Charlotte’s eyes. “They have lost their minds if they believe they can chase the Vikenas off. Hmph, it’s clear this paper is biased against us… But we have made quite the impact.” Lorenzo stepped away from both Charlotte and Delilah as he began to slowly pace with his hands clasped behind his back like he was some sort of mastermind. Lorenzo had always rivaled Calbert’s ability to gaslight, except he only did it to himself.

“Despite the bias, we made the headline.” Lorenzo smirked amusingly. “We practically owned the night it seems! Not only that… We have an exclusive audience with the Alidasht royal family. Every week, until they depart. You see, Lottie…” He had his back to her now as he stopped in place. Looking over his shoulder he wore the smile of a fool. “...we Vikenas have returned and made the greatest impression yet.”

Charlotte managed a smile but seemed at a loss of words. “An impression of sorts....” Her gaze slid to Delilah who had a similar look in her eyes. It sunk in and perhaps even frightened her a little now more than ever how delusional Lorenzo could be. There was no way to spin what had been written into a positive manner. The headline was quite literally calling him a warmonger. However, diluting his optimistic view could be dastardly as well, so she chose to move on. “Well then. We have a whole day ahead of us, don’t we? Let us maintain a good impression.”

“Absolutely! Now that we've both found one another, we can begin attending some of today's events…” Lorenzo turned to face his body to the two and noticed his current appearance. The thought of remaining home nearly crossed his mind, but he buried it. “But first I must freshen up and- hmm… Delilah could you inform Nathaniel that Kier will need some grooming for this afternoon's race.” Lorenzo was feeling daring today.

“Certainly.” The maid set the newspaper down and then turned on her heels to do as he asked. Charlotte proceeded to collect it from its spot. She stared at the first page for a moment, frowning at it, then began to flip through.

As she scanned the events of the day, something delicious caught her eye. The imagery that crossed her mind led to her licking her lips. With sudden enthusiasm, she picked up her head and looked at Lorenzo, “There’s free pancakes at the park!” She hurried over to her stepfather and practically shoved the newspaper at him, brimming with excitement, “We must attend!” Charlotte exclaimed just before the room fell silent with Lorenzo staring down at the advertised event with an eerie expression on his face.

“Lady Charlotte Marie Vikena… You should know by now that I absolutely hate pancakes... but we can go.”



Location: Taos, New Mexico
Interactions: The Team

The situation had progressed much since departing the cafe. The team was now suited up and following Riley’s trail thanks to the tracker placed on his belt. Viktor was seated in the driver’s seat of a Justice League custom-built box truck provided for the team to move to the objective. A single vehicle drew less suspicion, and the League wasn’t sure it would be wise to have more than one designated driver. Most of the team was seated in the back that was re-fitted with in-facing seats along the sides of the cargo space, personalized tough boxes filled with their operational equipment that were safely tied down toward the front, and six overhead monitors. Two displayed their GPS in real-time, two were linked to a dashcam, and the last two depicted Viktor and Alisa seated in the cab.

While upfront, Viktor was suited up with his standard equipment except he was without his helmet that sat in the space between himself and Alisa who he had asked to assist in navigating while following the tracker’s ping.

As the surrounding environment appeared less and less habitable, Viktor mentally prepared himself for the task at hand but he also felt he had to do something while he had the opportunity. He pressed a button in the cab that allowed him to transmit audio to those in the back.

“Team, this mission is ours. We will strike swiftly… and we will do so together. Once we find the missing teens, we exfiltrate. Information gathering is acceptable but not the priority.” Viktor ended the transmission and kept himself focused on the mission at hand.

After several more minutes of driving, the team stopped the vehicle half a mile from where the tracker ceased movement. Once the vehicle was cloaked, the team dismounted and started movement toward the orange desert hills that hid away Kobra’s secret facility.

Cresting one of the hills the team had a clear view of the two-story facility that matched the color of the hills surrounding it. Only two roving guards and a single guard tower with one guard inside were visible to the team.

“Clean them up and then we'll use our secret weapon to breach the facility,” Viktor instructed over the comms channel through his helmet.
In Avalia 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In Avalia 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Time: Afternoon
Location: Myriamor
Interactions: Myra @13org, Maeryn @princess, Alaia @Alivefalling
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“So it's s actually happening this time?” Astra asked rhetorically as the group set out to do what they had originally planned in River Port. Human-hunting. It was a different group but Astra expected it to be somewhat the same consisting of humans, elves, and a few folks with a little too much hair led by a senior lamplight-bitch. At least that was Astra's observation of things.

Vrexen on the other hand saw this as his opportunity to not compare the night in River Port to now. If anything, he was driven in making it the contrary by any means necessary. If Vrexen's period of brooding taught him anything, it was that ideas kept in his mind were like well-laid ambushes.

As insignificant as it was, Avalia was slowly changing the savage demon into something else. Into something more suitable to this realm the more he spent time in it. Despite this, however, he was still quite… violent.

“This place we travel to is filled with those large civilized creatures… I am eager in testing them… Their skin against claw. Their bones against crushing blows. Their lives against my violence... Mother, please grant me the opportunity…” Vrexen spoke as he trudged along with the others in Myriamor with a large frapping cloak over his seemingly reptilian body.

“I'm sure she will. Violence is inevitable, right?” Astra played on Vrexen's one dimensional desire as she guided a camel she purchased at Sturdy Stables upon hearing Maeryn's update on the humans they had been tracking in the south. “I don't think anyone wants to travel in this heat,” Astra was speaking for herself, but she figured she could at least get the Daka Island natives to agree with her suggestion. Vrexen growled. “I can make it worth your while! I saw something in a stall you'll appreciate.” Vrexen growled once more but didn't argue. Astra had been annoying but Vrexen knew her to make wise choices since meeting her.

Whether he group chose to leave right away or stay a bit, they more than prepared to travel to Dumaghord to hunt their prey. It was Abertha after all…

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In Avalia 2 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay




Time: Evening
Location: Guarav Village
Interactions: Isolde @Blizz, Dante @Alivefalling, Menzai @samreaper, and Aidan @potter
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Unlike Isolde, Darius flinched some before chuckling at Dante.

Really?! He thought Dante’s antics were a bit much but when it came to training, however, Dante was always that way. He couldn’t say it didn’t keep things interesting or had him reminisce about how things used to be before Dante…

What happened? This question had plagued him ever since seeing Dante in Avalia. The fact that his brother was alive wasn’t even the weirdest part. Dante was actually from a time before his death, which closed the age gap between them a lot more. Darius didn’t like thinking about it as it opened an old wound for him, so with quickness, he snapped out of it. Instead of Dante, Darius chose to focus on the competition at hand.

“I couldn’t agree more with Isolde. We jump the fog beast and everyone will have exactly the points we need. Besides, everyone knows it would come down between me and Isolde for the win. Menzai never said you two sneaking off to knock boots in the woods was prohibited.” Darius shrugged with a grin as he stepped next to Isolde to show his alignment with her plan.


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