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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by baraquiel>

@baraquiel Yeah that's fine! Besides Kat's not much of her morning person so she'll be up at around 7ish. @Agent 47 Should I wait to post then or should I just post now?


Yeah, give it some time. That goes for everybody who isn't going to be up early.


Shiro’s eyes opened slowly as he laid in bed. It took at least 10 minutes before he could muster the strength to emerge from the surprisingly comfortable bed. He stretched his arms and looked down at the S.P.I.G.A.-provided alarm clock. 5:15. For many this was a very early time to awaken, especially so for teenagers, but Shiro was used to waking up this early. In fact, for him, 5:15 was late.

Shiro emerged from his room, clad in a white t-shirt and a pair of blue flannel pajama pants. He walked barefoot into the kitchen. Laying on the table was a typed note-

Good morning, students.

Classes begin promptly at 8:30 AM. You must be in your student uniforms, which are located in your closets.

Your schedule is as follows-

Academics (Room 134)
Combat Training (Room 135)
Gadget (Room 136)
Infiltration/Espionage (Room 137)
Mission Prep (Room 142)

Bring all weapons you deem as necessary for a mission. After classes, the island is yours to explore.

Also, just to keep you informed, Chris has left the island due to a family issue. A new student will be taking his place, and she will arrive this morning.

Bes wishes,

The Headmaster


Shiro sat back in the kitchen chair, eating an orange from a small bowl of fruits left on the kitchen table. Only a few hours until one of the most eventful days of his life was to begin.

@Xandrya @World Traveler @EchoesofOld @vertigh0st @SpicyMeatball @shamrocknroll @melissahart @Avanhelsing @baraquiel @Infernal Flame @soph123


I mean if you dont get it in it doesnt really matter not much else to do so it would be implied you just went to sleep later in the night
I'd recommend everybody getting a post in timeskipping later 2day

Banzai Tracers has been removed and will be replaced by @soph123 effective immediately.
Yeah i guess


Shiro gave Sunny her own personal space as she reeled away from him, blushing. Luckily (or maybe unluckily, depending on point of view) for Shiro, he didn't notice the blush, and just gave her a polite nod before returning his attention to the assembled group. Two new guys, Jack and Iosef, had joined them. Shiro gave them both a wave. "Hi. Shiro," was his simple introduction, basic but effective. Shiro eventually stood from his chair. "I think I'm going to go to my room now. If you need me, I'll be there." With that, he walked out of the kitchen.

He wandered towards the glass stairs, mind wandering. The day had taken quite a toll on Shiro's mind. He entered his room, opening a large, black bag that was laying on the floor. He unbuttoned and removed his suit jacket, plcaing it in the bag, before removing the other contents of the bag. He removed a samurai sword holder, before unbuckling his blade from his belt and placing it on the stand. He then placed his gun right next to it, the pen on the opposite side, and the tracker in front. He stepped back, admiring his handiwork.

Shiro sat down on the bed with a loud 'flop', looking out the window. The next day was soon to start. Not before long, he fell asleep in the bed.

@baraquiel @Avanhelsing @vertigh0st
@World Traveler Jump to morning. I have some surprises for the first day


Soon, the food appeared to be done. Shiro waited a moment to let some of the others take their share of the toast, before his self-control went down the drain as he snatched a piece of toast and rubbed it in the powdered sugar. Barely able to contain himself, he scarfed down the toast. Tasty.

“Yeah. nice work, Chris. This is good,” Shiro stated, wiping the sugar from his lips with his sleeve. His growling stomach finally content, at least for now, he relaxed into his chair.

He felt a light tap on his arm and turned to face Sunny, who asked him if he had known the origin of all the french things they had mentioned before. He responded with a shrug. “I can’t say I really knew it. Learning about French stuff never was my priority,” he whispered back.

Shiro was enamored by the Filipina girl. She was stunningly pretty, and her bubbliness and optimism made her even more alluring. Shiro hadn’t had much experience with girls before, him having a very introverted life. This sudden flood of sentimental emotions was causing his brain to go haywire.

Shiro glanced at the clock. It was a shade past 7 already. This long day would soon be slinking towards a close.

@baraquiel @World Traveler
[@verigh0st] alright hate to be the guy that triple-posts, but you're gonna have to post soon, bud or I'm going to have to replace you
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