Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.
Where I Am
Currently Running Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.
Currently Participating n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)
Honors
"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."
"He's American. Enough said"
"He abuses us with lenny faces"
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"He hates the gays"
"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"
"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."
Also @Hitman is everyone in the same class? Or are DW and M paired into the same class regardless of age and past schooling?I was wondering how much realism we'd be adding into the school setting.
I'm going to need a bit of clarification on that question, if you could.
That Discord Server y'all wanted is up! It is the pinnacle of rudimentary as of now, but I'll spruce it up at a later date.
I'd like to set a tentative start date for this weekend, maybe earlier if everybody finishes their forms! That being said, do not feel pressured to rush! Quality over quantity after all.
Here she is! She is done! Still need a partner though.
I definitely think you have a solid foundation here; however, I feel some quintessential details are lacking that make it feel a bit incomplete.
The personality is a bit underdeveloped for my liking. It feels like almost too shallow of a view into Jackie, not really showing that much about her personality beyond surface appearances. If you could expand on that a bit that would be great.
I think the backstory could use a little elaboration. As we see in the news and such, celebrity children, especially to rock-star singer,s often have a lot of what could be called "psychological trauma" in many ways, lol. I feel like that's improperly developed, instead just being "Jackie likes music."
I do think the scene with the monster is underdeveloped as well. There's not a clear explanation as to how a monster came to Death City undetected and decided to attack spontaneously, and how a Meister just happened to be there to save the day. Elaboration there would be nice as well.
Overall, it's a great start and a likeable character, and I think if it were fleshed out a little more, it would be a great addition to the crew. :)
To answer an earlier question, a Discord will be made if y'all want it. I find it does help with communication so I'm all good with it, but in my experience, in particular on this site, some people are more adverse to the concept of a Discord because of concerns over activity and whatnot.
So I guess if you want a Discord like this reply :p
Nickname/Alias Kath, Kathy, Katie, anything you can think of. Reactions may vary.
Age 15
Gender Female
Race Human
Appearance Katherine is slightly above average, at 5'7. She's deceptively strong - at least for her build. Tastefully thin, she calls herself, if it weren't for the strict fitness routine she puts herself through she would be anything but. It's ridiculous how much sugar she eats. She's no bodybuilder, but she can lug Cameron around without breaking a sweat. She often has a lot of bandages all over her body from all of the injuries she can't remember getting.
Katherine's hair is short and a bluish white she swears is natural. Catch her after she's just woken up and you'll see the worst bedhead known to man. One of her eyes is covered by her hair, though she does pin it up from time to time. Despite her cheerful personality, Katherine tends to look displeased when she's doing anything but smiling. She's been told it's intimidating.
Personality Katherine is as sweet as sugar. She's peppy and energetic, a sociable person supported by her overwhelming confidence. For good reason too, she's a very capable Meister with a good brain to boot. Despite this, her accident prone nature means that things don't always go to plan, and her confidence has led to countless disappointments. Though she should be used to it by now, she reacts very badly to these. Her emotional and over-dramatic nature cause her to shut down. It doesn't take a whole lot to set her off either. It's never always sunshine and rainbows with Katherine. Just most of the time. She can be a little insufferable, stubborn and impatient with a healthy dose of inconsiderate. It's not intentional. She just lacks some self awareness.
Katherine sees things as give and take. If she does something for someone, then they will eventually have to do something in return and vice versa. It just makes sense to her. She doesn't use this view to get people to do what she wants, but she tends to operate on this principle. The way she perceives the value of actions is a little skewed too.
Likes • Desserts & baking them. • Playing the violin. • Shitty rom-coms. • Cam!
Dislikes • Eggs. • Onions. • Waiting. • The cold.
Fears • Small spaces and crowds. • Being lost.
Backstory Katherine is the only daughter of two Meisters - Alison and Victor Leblanc. Her following in their footsteps was a surprise to no one. In fact, when she was a child her education was supported by material that would help her on her inevitable path. It isn't something she resents, even if she was given the choice she would have decided to become a Meister. They did the best they could to be there for her, but duty calls and it was no surprise when they would disappear every now and then. Katherine never did get used to the disappointment.
She was never lonely, though. Other than the countless babysitters she'd had over the year, she had no difficulty making friends. People tend to like you more when you bake them stuff too. Most notably, the plain-looking boy with the camera she'd encountered one day. She'd demanded that he take photos of her with his poor feline model. He'd accepted, and from there their friendship blossomed. When they got paired together at the DWMA, you can imagine Katherine's delight. They became inseparable.
Meister Abilities Katherine is able to sense people's emotions from their soul. It doesn't go very far below surface level, she can only tell how someone is feeling at that point in time. If someone is trying to conceal their true emotions, she can only occasionally pick up on it. It depends on how good the person is and how much they're trying to repress their feelings. In a battle, Katherine can use this ability to identify who souls might be. It's a little fickle, as it's impossible to reliably tell who someone is based on their superficial emotions, but it's better than nothing.
Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills • Like most Meisters, Katherine is very fit. • She usually works well under pressure, coming up quickly with tactics and ideas. The success rate isn't always stellar, but anything is better than nothing when your life is at risk. • Katherine excels at all of her hobbies - baking, violin, etc. It's not just because she put the work and hours in. She quit everything else.
Soul Resonance Katherine draws in power and smashes the ground with Cameron, sending out a massive cone-shaped wave of force. This maneuver creates large fissures in the ground, as well as sending rocks and shrapnel upwards at aerial opponents. It's usually used as more of an area-control move than a finisher, but the two can put in more energy and get a much larger effect if needed.
Extra • Katherine's known Cameron for quite a while. They get on excellently. He's always there for her when she needs him. She feels like she doesn't do enough for him in return, but hopefully she can make it up to him by showering him in baked goods. He seems to really like those.
"This wouldn't have happened if... sorry. I'll be quicker next time."
Name: Cameron Schumaker
Age: 16
Gender: Male ♂️
Race: Demon Weapon (Axe)
Appearance: At 6’2” and 160 lbs, Cameron is the literal embodiment of a human lamppost. His only other notable feature is a pair of extremely thick glasses. His vision is absolute garbage, requiring a +10 prescription just to function properly. He’s legally blind without them. Otherwise, his dark hair and smiling face are fairly bog-standard. He’s not particularly muscular, but he’s excellent at long-distance running (which he hates).
Cameron mostly wears shorts and t-shirts, but often dons thicker clothing in order to lend them to Kath, who gets cold easily. In terms of accessories, he’s never without his camera, and is always looking for good shots and candids.
Personality Cameron embodies selflessness. He’s willing to help others at all times, and even goes out of his way to make sure hat those around him are comfortable. Unfortunately, he does it so much that it tends to get overbearing and annoying. He’s been working on toning it down recently, and is starting to make more friends as a result. He’s accepting, loving, and endlessly patient. Unfortunately, this does mean that he’s a bit of a doormat at times. His concern for others also leans on over-worrying, especially in regards to Katherine. He gets antsy when they’re apart for too long, as who knows what trouble she could be getting herself into?
Likes
Photography
Reading
Knitting and Needlework
Kath!
Dislikes
Sugary things
Uncertainty
Unplanned excursions
Fears
Abandonment
Loneliness
Deep water
Backstory Born to Aaron and Maria Schumaker, Cameron grew up in Washington before moving to Death City. While he didn't have many friends before moving, the transition to an entirely new environment basically ended his entire social life. Any friends he made, he lost fairly quickly due to his overbearing and fretful nature.
As a result, Cam turned to solitary hobbies like reading and photography. He enjoyed the peaceful nature of taking it slow and steady, and often found himself wandering the streets of Death City in his free time, looking in bookshop windows and taking photographs.
One sunny Saturday, Cam was readying his camera to capture a wandering cat when a force of nature swept him up and demanded his attention. A white-haired girl basically tackled the poor cat, then pestered Cam to take photos of her with it. Seeing no reason to refuse her, Cameron lined up the shot and captured what would be the first of many photos of Katherine. The girl then dragged him to her own home to download and print the copies, then sent him on his way. The two would later meet many times to talk and relax. Cameron was delighted to have a new friend, and she didn't seem to be bothered by all his worrying. She was clumsy and forgetful at times, and Cam was more than happy to help her whenever possible.
It was even more of a joy when, later, the two met at the DWMA and joined as partners. They moved into the joint Meister and Demon Weapon dorms at the Academy, and have been inseparable since. Furthermore, with someone to focus all his worrying on, Cam has started to branch out and make more friends since enrolling at the DWMA. Life is good.
Cameron takes the shape of a 6 foot long axe when he shift into a weapon. The haft is 4.5 feet long, and the head makes up the rest. Unlike most demon weapons, he appears to be made of a bone-like substance. Regardless, h remains as durable and effective as any other demon weapon.
Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills While not particularly skilled, Cameron is capable of partial transformation and basic hand-to-hand combat. Most of his combat ability relies on planning, forethought, and research. He does not like taking risks.
When not in combat, Cam dedicates most of his time instead to homemaking skills such as cooking and cleaning. He's skilled with a chef's knife, pair of knitting needles, and camera. He can't swim.
Soul Resonance Katherine draws in power and smashes the ground with Cameron, sending out a massive cone-shaped wave of force. This maneuver creates large fissures in the ground, as well as sending rocks and shrapnel upwards at aerial opponents. It's usually used as more of an area-control move than a finisher, but the two can put in more energy and get a much larger effect if needed.
Extra Cameron’s known Katherine for a long while, but he still can’t ever get used to her fighting style- Always improvising on the fly and never thinking about consequences. The plans do work out some of the time, but the stress isn’t good for his heart.
This is a really sweet pairing! Both of the forms seem good, I have no problems with either, so feel free to pop them over to the Character tab! Welcome!
And here is my weapon gal. Gonna finish the aesthetic part after I post, so I can start searching for a partner.
Name Arlette Sylvestre
Nickname/Alias Arle
Age 15
Gender Female
Race Demon Weapon
Appearance Taller than the average, standing at 1.71m, Arlette has a slender frame, slim enough to look agile but wide enough to not look lanky. Her eyes have a colour close to bright copper and her, often messy, wavy brown hair goes down just past her shoulder. She has noticeably sharp teeth, with fangs.
For clothing, she says she doesn't care much, and while it's true that she doesn't seem to have an interest in fashion or looking tidy she clearly seems to favour a certain style, usually going for boots, loose white clothing with jackets or vests of contrasting darker colours.
Her demeanour is typically confident, she rarely looks uncomfortable with herself unless she is stuck inside a room for too long. She has an intense stare, even when her facial expression is relaxed, though more often than not she looks a bit smug or annoyed.
Personality It is said Arlette was raised by wolves, the veracity of that is questionable as she is known to tell tall stories, though from her behaviour you would suspect that might as well be the case.
Simply put, she does what she wants and has the social conventions at the bottom of her priorities, add that to a tendency to say what is in her mind plus a love for teasing and tricking others and you end up with a well-known trouble maker, albeit a cheerful, friendly one, who doesn't see the harm in her taunting and lack of a sense of personal space. In fact, once one crosses her, which is hard to do, all the playfulness stops and she starts to address such people fewer, colder words. It takes a long time to regain her trust once you break it.
She is pretty active, often preferring the outdoors and the touchable practical, and quite brave, even liking to fight in fact, sometimes even bitting more than she can chew. While she has a natural practical 'cleverness' to her, not many would describe her as smart or knowledgeable and she certainly doesn't have grand views on society and the world, just wishing to not be bothered by either, she likes the simple things like eating, fighting and sleeping.
While struggling with teamwork, often because she wants to do things her way, she is also quite protective and loyal, sometimes even described as a 'big sister type', ready to take as many hits as necessary so her allies are safe and often actively making sure they are not going too far or putting themselves in harm's way, which is ironic, considering she is prone to both.
Likes Food Movies Sparring Food Gardens Sunsets Rainy Days Food
Dislikes Clear summer days Orders Control Freaks Homework
Fears Having to get an actual job Seeing someone she cares about harmed
Partner Name To be decided.
Weapon Form Double Bladed Scimitar
Weapon Form Description
She takes the form of something close to a bladed staff or a two-bladed sword, with the blade itself being branched. Design-wise it resembles what some would call "a tribal tattoo". The use of two blades sacrifices the finishing power of a single blade weapon but offers protection and the potential to keep up the pressure on opponents with sudden and constant slashes.
Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills She has good wilderness survival skills and a great sense of direction.
Soul Resonance tbd
Extra May add gratuitous french to her sentences, sometimes. Is actually a great chef, she doesn't know why or how, but she is.
Maxwell Kilimal
Name Maxwell Kilimal, did I stutter?
Nickname/Alias My friends call me Max.
Age I'm 16 in a couple months.
Gender I'm obviously a guy.
Race I'm a Weapon. But not just any kind of weapon. I can turn into a zweihander sword, a lance, a spear, a battleax... basically anything two-handed and bladed.
Appearance I already gave you the picture, now I gotta tell you what you see? Fine. (monotone voice) I'm just under five and a half feet with spiky red hair, "anime" style because it looks awesome. I'm not too skinny or too bulky but with a lot of muscle and little fat. I wear a red t-shirt, black leather jacket, black jeans, red skate shoes with black trim, and a gold locket with a picture of my deceased mother because even cool guys have a heart. My eyes are turquoise.
Personality I'm cool. What do you mean that's not enough? Fine, I'll tell you more. (monotone voice again) I'm a level-headed guy who strategizes about- What do you mean that's not true? You're asking me all these questions and then telling me I'm lying? Fine, if you know I'm a hothead during a fight and lazy then why are you asking? What do you mean introduction? Screw you!
Um, he left... So it looks like I'm finishing this without him...
In his normal, day-to-day life, he is rather lazy, preferring to lounge around and slack off.
Likes At least 3.
Dislikes At least 3.
Fears At least 1.
Backstory The story of your life.
Partner Name You fill this out once we make partners in the actual thread.
Weapon Form As a Demon Weapon, what form do you take?
Weapon Form Description Describe exactly how you look and how you work as a demon weapon. Picture can be included here.
Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills Combat training, living skills, or magic if you aren't quite human.
Soul Resonance This can be filled out once your partner is done.
Extra Juggling is an art, not a skill
Not including the two of you, we have 14 people that have expressed interest in this RP (including myself) which equates to roughly 7 pairs. I am willing to allow you both onboard, but note that if we have an excess of a character in some way, I'll unfortunately have to cut you :( Sorry, but too many people ends up making things not work out well.
So, I'm still working out the kinks of my sheet, but just to be clear: We can go a bit nuts with the choice of weapon, right? Like, in the actual show there was a lot of diversity, from conventional weaponry like Swords, Scythes etc. to giant gauntlets, djin lamps, guillotines etc. Can we do some creative/peculiar stuff, too? I have a few concepts in mind, but I'd definitely favor something more abstract. :)
<Snipped quote by Hitman> I take it that nothing else has changed then. Witches still have their souls taken to top the final 99 souls on a Demom Weapon? Just wanna make sure since my character will be somewhat sympathetic towards it.
Aye.
Also, to answer your question on the first page that I just saw, yes, the age range should be 14-16ish, though I'm willing to high-low it one more in each direction.
I have an idea for a solo weapon that I've wanted to use for a while, but most RPs don't allow that as a role; I mean a Demon Weapon who fights alone like the guillotine Death Scythe.
I'd want to do something weird with my weapon character, something a bit unusual like the Demon Mirror or the Demon Lamp. So, with that in mind, does anyone want to partner up with a Demon Lighter?
I would be fine the former on the condition that there are no spare Meisters. I'd wait on that idea until we get a clearer view of who does and doesn't have a partner.
@Hitman Quick question: Do witches now attend DWMA? Like, openly? Or are their souls still needed to complete a Demon Weapon?
Consider this RP an AU RP that doesn't take place in the main universe and starts at the same point in history as the actual storyline. So they do not attend DWMA openly.
Alveta Bataria
Image by Fami(Yellow Skies)
Name Alveta Bataria
Nickname/Alias Al, Vii, or anything else you'd care to call her really.
Age 16
Gender Female
Race Human
Appearance She was of average height, around 153cm(around 5'1") weighting about 45kg. With a slight build and rather pale complexion, it could be inferred that she didn't get out much, or try to exercise much. Dark bags under her eyes and her messy hair didn't help her disheveled look much either. Usually seen with loose clothings and tights.
Personality For those who've seen her around the school, she was most likely seen as the ditzy type, bumping into everything. For those who knew her, she was the ditzy type that gets worse because she was sleepy almost all of the time, bumping into everything because she fell asleep while walking. She never really have any strong opinions on anything, going with the flow on almost everything. Even on things she doesn't like, she was likely to just go 'Isn't that greaaat for other people?" while saying she wasn't that fond of it. Tends to stretch out her words sleepily when talking. Also tends to try to eat any creature smaller than her hands or if anything is put in her mouth.
Likes Food Sleep Naps Games Nighttime
Dislikes Mornings Tight Clothings Bitter Things Turtles Weird soft things that are alive like slugs Coffee
Fears Nets Snakes
Backstory Works in a cafe ever since she first came to the town as a small girl years ago, with seemingly no memory. Those who frequent the cafe would recognize her as the small girl who tried her best in everything but also the type to fall over everything. While she did get better, that opinion never did change. After a while, she was sent to a normal school by the cafe owner, who had, by then, taken her in as one of his own, even though he had never married or had any experience with a child. Her life was uneventful, as any other, with except her habit of eating anything she can fit in her mouth still remaining. Whether it was actually a habit, or a now ingrained reflex because of her half asleep state was anyone's guess.
As she got older, it was clear she had talent to be a Meister, and she was recommended to the school by the cafe owner. Working as hard as she could, Alveta just barely made the grade, and joined the Academy as one of its Meisters. Her grades were average as best, and she never really seemed to excel in anything physical as well, though she never seemed to snap out of her lethargic state for them either. Did show some impressive physical feats when wide awake however, but only when she was forced to drink coffee by a frustrated teacher. She passed out not long after. Her soul did not seem to be that powerful either, with the exception of her ability to control it. As such, Alveta wasn't really the sort of student that gained a lot of attention or praise, just one of those that seemed to float by.
Partner Name None yet
Meister Abilities She has a very high control over her wavelength, enough to be able to utilize Soul Menace in hand to hand combat. Because of her nature, she was also compatible with almost every Demon Weapon.
Miscellaneous Abilities/Skills Sleeping while walking, cooking, impressive physical prowess, eating while sleeping, serving people in a cafe while sleeping, sleeping, hand to hand combat.
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[h1]HITMAN[/h1]
"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."
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[right][h3]Who I Am[/h3]
Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile. [/right]
[center][h3]Where I Am[/h3]
[u][b]Currently Running[/b][/u]
[i]Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.[/i]
[u][b]Currently Participating[/b][/u]
[i]n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)[/i]
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[h3]Honors[/h3]
[quote=@canaryrose]
"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."
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[quote=@Danvers]
"He's American. Enough said"
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[quote=@KaijuBaragon]
"He abuses us with lenny faces"
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[quote=@rabidporcupine]
"He hates the gays"
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[quote=@DClassified]
"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"
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[quote=@Hitman]
"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."
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老吾老，以及人之老；幼吾幼，以及人之幼
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/bf2nzzm1FFte0/giphy.gif" /><br><br><div class="bb-h1">HITMAN</div><br>"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."</div><br><div class="bb-right"><div class="bb-h3">Who I Am</div><br>Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.</div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h3">Where I Am</div><br><br><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Currently Running</span></span><br><span class="bb-i">Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.</span><br><br><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-b">Currently Participating</span></span><br><span class="bb-i">n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)</span></div><br><div class="bb-h3">Honors</div><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/canaryrose">@canaryrose</a></footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"He's American. Enough said"<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/danvers">@Danvers</a></footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"He abuses us with lenny faces"<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/kaijubaragon">@KaijuBaragon</a></footer></blockquote><br><span class="bb-i">Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)</span><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"He hates the gays"<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/rabidporcupine">@rabidporcupine</a></footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/dclassified">@DClassified</a></footer></blockquote><br><br><blockquote class="bb-quote">"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."<footer><a class="bb-mention" href="/users/hitman">@Hitman</a></footer></blockquote><br><div class="bb-center">老吾老，以及人之老；幼吾幼，以及人之幼</div></div>
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