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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
7 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Bio

Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

Most Recent Posts

So apparently the 8th Edition Codex for the Sisters of Battle will be coming out this year, alongside two new novels. (Which I have pre-ordred on amazon!)


Yea booooooi!

SoB are actually one of my favourite factions, alongside the Blood Angels, Orks and Emperor's Children.

Let us pray to the God-Emperor that plastic (PLASTIC!) SoB are not far behind...
@DeadDrop@Laduguer Nice posts, very nice. :)
@Hank@BCTheEntity@Bright_Ops@Ollumhammersong



@Hank I agree, and may well go with that, although I will say that the Astartes we did have at the time (our resident World Eater) wasn't all that bad. Nor was Lucius, really. Again, I do agree though.
@Rithy Not sure people fully comprehend just how subtle the Astartes can be, but I understand your concern, citizen.
An Unholy Mass: Warhammer 40,000 RP


Accepting new players!



Summary:


- A tale of perversion, corruption, and HERESY within the Warhammer 40,000 universe and setting; we now have an 'official' 18+ tag for RPs, this means there will be no fade-to-blacks and certainly some guts flying about. If you're not 18+ then I advise steering clear of this.

- Characters can come in most shapes and sizes, their age, experience and so forth pretty much up to the participant; that being said, each character begins at the bottommost rung of the Chaos hierarchy, and I will immediately reject any God-like beings or over the top characters.

- I expect, nay, I actively encourage Chaotic behaviour; human sacrifice, perverse sexual acts, the killing of innocent...but let's not get too over the top with it. Hence this RP shall be rated 'mature'.

- Our tale takes place in the most up-to-date period of 40K timeline, the beginnings of the 42nd Millennium.

- All humanoid races will be considered - including Abhumans and the like.

- As the RP progresses, you may well be given 'gifts' by the Dark Gods (they being...me), remember this and enjoy.

- Just to reiterate an earlier point; no super-human killing machines, characters are to begin as the lowest of the low, although only in the Chaos hierarchy - this goes triply for any potential psykers. Otherwise they can be anywhere from a Guardsman, to a Cultist, to a member of a Planetary Governors personal retinue and so forth.

-Those that wish to RP a traitor Astartes will need to have both an exceptional CS, and high casual/advanced writing skills. I'm not going to restrict this class, but I wouldn't encourage it either.

- Character sheets will be accepted based on merit alone, not 'first come first serve'; the more odd/powerful your character, the more exceptional your character sheet will need to be.

- The tale shall begin in a location known only to those who know where it is and serve the Ruinous Powers (I'll set it up once the IC gets started), where we can gather the group, interact and so on. If you have any idea(s) of your own that might spice things up, please feel free to talk to me, though I make no promises that said idea(s) shall be implemented into the RP.

- I fully expect, and intend, for characters to evolve over time during this RP. An example might be that someone loses a limb and seeks a bionic replacement, whether they get one will be both up to me as GM and the participants as a whole; character sheets will then be edited to show any changes, as with a TT role-playing game, and just remember that every action will likely have some form of reaction.


Introduction/Info:


"The Hive World of Ephron V is a most typical world of that type; it is a vast structure of metal, flesh and faith that sprawls over the entire central continent of the planet and bursts skyward like some human termite mound. On the uper levels the decedant higher classes feast, fornicate and generally act like monarchs, the middle levels of the Hive being home to employed workers - clerks, labourers, factory workers and the like...as well as the central Arbites Precinct - those that may not fit into the highest of the hierarchy, but still make a decent Throne from their efforts and devotion to the God-Emperor. Yet, below all these, getting gradually worse and desititute as the level number drops from the tens to the singular digits, are the crushed and unwashed masses of forgotten and lost souls that live and mostly die in the very darkness where they were born. No-one knows, and no-one really cares.

It is with apprehension that the upper class now quiver, for their are rumours abroad that groups have began forming in the lower levels, strange figures making their way among the dross and dispossessed, and groups seen chanting to idols in the lowest recesses of the Hive. Unsure of what this means, or to what they are preying, various expeditions have been sent into the lower hive, many never being seen or heard from again, others returning with talk of business-as-usual where the mutants and castoffs of the Ephron society are concerned.

Little do they know, or could even percieve, the truth of the matter!

Chaos is there on Ephron, and they should be very, very, afriad."


Out of character info:


Welcome, one and all, to the grim darkness of the future where their is only war!

As part of a group, you shall be forming a group of individuals who have, in their own ways, dedicated themselves to the worship of one or more of the Chaos Gods; you might be a powerful figure in your every day life, or you may be the poorest beggar in an Underhive somewhere, it really does not matter! What matters is that you have turned from the faith and light of the Imperium and the Emperor, toward the temptation and ensnaring options of what-could-be, if only you travel the path before you.

To begin with, as stated above, we will have a short 'gathering of the clans' - basically getting everyone together in one place, a location I shall reveal to everyone when/if I get enough folks to begin the IC portion of this RP. Your characters will be alerted to this 'meeting' depending on who they are, where they are any so on, but leave that to me. After this little get together, and hopefully some interaction, we shall proceed with our nefarious and dark activities in the Imperium.

You can be more-or-less whomever you wish to be, although I would advise a lower ranking character - a Planetary Governor would draw quite a lot of attention if he suddenly went AWOL from his post, don't you think?

I expect everyone will have some knowledge of Warhammer 40K, but for those that might lack a little, I have always found warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer… to be one of the best places to look. Just make certain that the information has a source, otherwise it is very likely fan made and therefore not canon.


Rules


- Sort your squabbles out in private. If you persistently disagree with another player or they're grieving you, involve me. If necessary, I will get the moderators involved.

- No godmodding (controlling someone else's character).

- Try to post at least once a week- though more if you can, let me know if you can't post soon, and please try for at least three paragraphs.

- One character per player.

- My decisions are final.


Character Sheet


Please submit your character sheets via a Private Message to me, NOT the Character tab; once accepted, you may then post them to the tab.

I am going to make this both a test of your writing prowess, and an exercise in imaginative creation. Therefore, I would like everyone just to write a series of prose that details everything you would usually find in a character profile - name, looks, and so on.

You may feel free to include, or indeed to not include, what non-integral parts you may feel like; you may wish to keep something back, for example, or to reveal their personality through RPing.

It may also be as long or short (though not too short) as you wish.

In essence, it is up to you.

I look heartily forward to seeing what you can create.

Current 'Cast'


Atella the Veiled, androgynous off-world stripper of Slaanesh - played by @Jbcool (Character profile incoming!)

Johnathan & Jacob the lost souls, formerly of the PDF, and servants of Chaos Undivided - played by @Bright_Ops

Darran Parthe the Surgeon, fleshwarper of Slaanesh - played by @BCTheEntity

Erika the Ganger, initiate of Khorne - played by @Ollumhammersong

Izra the Uncontrollable, psyker and plague spreader of Grandfather Nurgle - played by @Sophrus

Ansgar Staudinger the Merc, former Specialist and unwitting servant of Chaos Undivided - played by @Eisenhorn


If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.


Death to the Imperium of Man!
[@Hank@Lord Coake@Noxious@The Whacko@Bright_Ops@BCTheEntity@Sarpedon@agentmanatee]

Just in case any of the 'Old Guard' are banging about, and willing to reprise roles.

@Eisenhorn, you showed some interest in a Chaos RP, so here is one.

Anyone else looking at this and finding themselves drawn to it...well...embrace the lure of the Ruinous Powers.
The original thread (Mk I) can be found here, and I suggest potential players take a look.

It will give some idea of the quality of sheets and posts expected.
Do we want to just skip ahead? Nobody cares how we got onto the next ship.


Do it...you did...let's go on.
I join the first one of these, it dies...

I join this one, it appears to be dead/dying.

I don't feel like bad luck, but maybe I am?

@agentmanatee@Wraithblade6@DepressedSoviet@Ozymandias@Dealdric@Jarrid@Apollosarcher@Bright_Ops

Is there anyone still among the living?
@DeadDrop Good post, could I ask you to clean it up a bit though? There's a few spelling mistakes (ones that can be easily overlooked), as well as a couple of grammatical errors. Just give it a once over, put it through a checker maybe? I'd appreciate it, as this is in the Advanced section.

Not trying to be a Nazi of Grammar, even if that's how I'm coming across.
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