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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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7 yrs ago
STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
7 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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7 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

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(@Andreyich@Dusty@Lucian@POOHEAD189)

Severo did not like this one bit, oh no, not one bit! His Mama had always told him to keep good company, to remain inside the law, and to never deal with shifty characters. Well, if he knew his Mama at all – and he did – she would be severely disappointed in him right now.

“Joder,” he inwardly cursed, hoping that those who had volunteered to act essentially as his bodyguards were not far behind him. He did not dare twist about and look back though, keeping his eyes fixed on the path through the bushes ahead, and letting out a small grunt of annoyance as his eyes took in the scene before him.

“Eet ith alright, may as well bring everyone in here. Pollas en vinagre!”

Stepping softly around the first corpse in the clearing, obviously the hired guard that had ran the furthest - limbs stuck rigid and stiff from both rigour mortis and the developing drop in temperature – the Estalian recruiter took in a number of things; at the centre of it all was the burning wreckage of a previously thatched round-hut, the stacked stone walls being the only thing left of it now, numerous bodies of thuggish looking men and their bodily liquids (brains, innards...piss) each laying where they had died.

The clearing was surrounded on all sides by trees and brush, no true path leading to the witches location, and to be perfectly honest the attackers – whosoever they were, though it appeared they had not remained for long after fulfilling their purpose – could very well have come from any or every direction, singularly or at the same time.

“No tracks...no bodies...” muttered the Estalian, edging his way toward the still smouldering hut with intent in his eyes, “why? Who?”

(@BangoSkank@Chicken@ClocktowerEchos)

There was a sudden shuddering on undergrowth to his right, Severo turning in a half-crouch and whipping a dagger and rapier from below his cloak, much quicker than one may have expected from the other innocuous looking southerner.

“Show yourself!”
@FrostedCaramel@Bright_Ops@Searat@Superboy@CaptainBritton@DocTachyon@BangoSkank

Right then, the mustering begins!

Just to set the scene, you are freshly arrived on Jafetsport - unless your character comes from there, of course - and the square, that is usually full of stalls and more of a marketplace, has been turned into a mustering station for those answering the call of their Planetary Governor and system overlord.

It is a hubbub of voices, of casual conversations, of servitors and trucks moving and shifting supplies here and there, some volunteers having come in ones and twos and others in entire groups (think the PALS battalions from WW1) - the Jafet's Rest Miner Lads, or the Ipsim Fisherman's Guild among them - and although some are more eager than others, all have come of their own accord, with whatever form of weapon and clothing they could muster. Some with old-pattern weapons and defunct armour, others with no more than a stubber and the clothes on their backs.

The fact that none of them know what is actually happening on Jafetsport may be something to do with the oddly high spirits, spirits that may soon be dampened somewhat.

For now 'the mustering' is all they need worry about, reporting to Enforcer staff and signing their names or mark, getting a full belly from the canteen tents and perhaps even some extra clothing/equipment (rough weather, terrain etc) from the Quartermaster.

All-in-all, it is 2 o' clock on the most advanced planet in the system, the sun is shining, and there are no worries...yet.


Jafetsport Communal Square,
1400 Hrs,
Three weeks since last incident.


Ah, the hustle and bustle...so familiar, yet so very, very, odd.

Iorewerth Fachtna attempted to dredge up his very first memories of conflict, perhaps the meeting of the clan chiefs where he had been offered up to the Imperium? Maybe when the huge bulk-transports had descended upon Drook VI and they had been herded aboard like so many grox? No, even the face of his own clan-members, those that had been crowded along with him were now no more than featureless shapes in his mind.

The former Fenguard recalled his last action well enough, though it had taken place over two decades ago – and was the very reason he had been shipped off to this backwater system, with its backwater colonists, and its backwater life. Seventy-seven standard Terran years old he was, considered – and rightfully so – as something of both a good luck charm and a relic within the 92nd 'Fachtna' Drookian Fenguard, at least he was when they had lived and there had been a regiment of that name.

On the boggy moors of Arihan the clan-regiment had clashed with Ork forces, using their knowledge and experience as best they could to assist in the planets defence. Little did they realise that it would be a conflict they would never emerge from...none of them with the exception of one fifty-four year old Sergeant and regimental relic; Arihan was also where he had lost his right leg at the knee, the rudimentary Guard-issue bionics still playing up – even now it whirred and ground as he shifted where he sat, the metal crate beneath him causing his backside to numb somewhat.

He cast his thoughts back to three weeks previous, when the call had come from the capital planet requesting aid. Something was amiss on Jafetsport it claimed, the Governor himself seeking all the assistance that could be given from the eight planets and their varied populations. It had surprised him at first to see how few of the veterans on New 'New' Cadia responded to the call but then, he admitted grudgingly to himself, though their loyalty to the God-Emperor had never diminished they had nevertheless seen enough of war.

“Sergeant...Fektnah?”

A broad young man stood before him now, clad in the crimson-and-blue uniform of a Jafets Enforcer – in most respects as suited up and armed as an Arbites officer, only differently coloured and likely with less training or guts. The man that had queried him peered down at the old man with wary eyes – shoulder length white hair and the beginnings of a beard, a body that had once been well muscled but was now starting to take on the look of withered old leather of a gnarled tree, a torso of roughly stored flak-armour and a mouth-bitten chequered great-kilt wrapped about his shoulders and waist down to his knees, and finally the battered old 'M35 M-Galaxy' pattern lasgun that was being wiped down with an old cloth – this man looked far less like an Imperial veteran and far more like some ragged old hermit from a Feral World.

“That's correct,” growled the Drookian steadily, “whit can ah do fer you, boy?”

“The Governor has ordered veterans of Sergeant rank or higher to take command of the irregular formations we shall soon be constructing from...”

Iorewerth gave a small sigh as the Enforcer trailed off, taking a quick glance around at the jumbled assortment of manpower presently on show in the square. Colonists, labourers, miners, everyone from the village midwife to the local butchers. No wonder he had lost the words, this was not a fighting force.

“Aye, I see. Well ah'll be right here when you sort that, laddie, and ah'm no a Sergeant anymore...that was then, this is now.”

With the sunshine beating down on him, and his leg playing merry Hell, Iorewerth Fachtna went back to polishing his weapon and wondering if this would be the operation that saw him join his former comrades.
@Andromedai You realise Nergui has both a name and rank other than 'White Scar'?
This is the Discord server (needs some editing), just to generally keep folks in the loop

discord.gg/SFuc6Gw

@Chicken@ClocktowerEchos@POOHEAD189@Lucian@Dusty@Andreyich@Penny@BangoSkank
@FrostedCaramel@Bright_Ops@Searat@Superboy@CaptainBritton@DocTachyon@BangoSkank

Gonna get the first post up tomorrow, so lock and load people...your characters new life begin shortly.

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?" - Juan 'Johnny' Rico, "Rico's Roughnecks", 2d Platoon, Company G, Third Regiment, First Mobile Infantry Division.
@Bright_Ops You don't need to be expendable, but fair enough.
I'm in, Emperor save the Queen and tally ho!
@Dead Cruiser@Valor@Ollumhammersong@Wadesauce@POOHEAD189@Banzai Tracers

Rightie oh, I'm going to need Character Sheets in the next couple of days, or I'm probably going to have to go exterminatus on this RP or, if people are still willing, I'll forgo the sheets and just get to the story.
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