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So yeah this game is kinda poor, not earth shatteringly terrible, but a disappointment. It feels like ME1 but not in a good way. In a sense that they seem to have taken steps backwards towards 2007 but without the comfort of the novelty of a new type of game. ME1 really blended the conversation and space opera story together wonderfully, you felt like a small but significant part of a breathing universe. ME:A kinda acheives the same but every game with conversation wheels has been ripping off ME for the last 10 years so it just seems ehhh.

It also has some glitchy animations, most noticeably in the facial region which indicates some rushed work.

There is plenty wrong with this game without even mentioning the animations, dumb glitches like this are essentially the rotten cherry on top of a sadly mediocre game.

So why the focus on the facial animations?

Well its obvious isnt it?



Clearly being hot and a cosplayer lumps her in with any garden variety man hating globalist anti cis feminist. Which is why she was a small thread in a larger conspiracy of Bioware to employ women, gays and feminists regardless of animating ability to appease tumblr.


This guy started the investigation into Bioware sometime before or after Assualting Police Officers and the whole thing sort of caught on that there was an organised SJW infiltration of Mass Effect Andromeda. The splinter theories got thicker when it seemed like the character designs were pandering to be gay and minority friendly. Which as you all know is code for hating libertarian white alpha males who truly love video games.

So is it true? have the SJWs polluted our beloved Mass Effect in 2017?

Well......lets look at Mass Effect Andromeda and how the left wing cucks have changed it from the original trilogy which was more right wing and therefore better.



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Ahh, well there it is, the only conspiracy here is the mysterious case of the short fucking memory.

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From the clips I've seen of the writing/dialogue, I'm probably not going to purchase the game. Everything appears rather static and boring with dreadfully non-dynamic characters. Honestly, a lot of the dialogue sounds similar to the very first script I wrote and that was an ugly piece of shit. Truly, this could apply to the first piece of writing for most people.

Small side note, what's with NPC's acknowledging you're flirting with them so absurdly bluntly? Did the writing team have no tact? Jesus.
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Wasn't MEA the project of Bioware's Edmonton studio? Namely, the one that hadn't produced anything before?
The animation shortcomings were a bit of a surprise to me, given that I've been playing through DAI and the animations are really well-done. And DAI was released about 3 years ago. Perhaps they had less time to work on MEA (relative to the other ME titles). It wouldn't be the first time Bioware has pushed something out really quickly.

larger conspiracy of Bioware to employ women, gays and feminists regardless of animating ability to appease tumblr.




Bioware has been super progressive since the beginning. I mean, interspecial romances, come on.
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Is this satire?

I think so...?
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Is this satire?

I think so...?


I thought it was pretty obvious, what with the entire section devoted to pointing out that Mass Effect 2 did half the stuff itself.
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@Iuniper@Heat the thing is, If you want to say Bioware hires progressives and feminists, fine, they obviously do.

But its those who pretend like this is a recent thing thats ruined the series, when it actually just business as usual.

The trailer was blamed for pandering to SJWs because it had a black guy and a girl with short hair.



But then these are supposedly fans of the franchise who think ME2 was the best in the series for some reason. And guess what that has?

But then, we shouldnt criticise them speaking out because of um Freezepeach.

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I think all the SJW outrage was more because of this guy. (language warning)

Who was, coincidentally, fired after all that lit off, so they were probably on to something. But he was a (the?) lead designer.
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I think all the SJW outrage was more because of this guy. (language warning)

Who was, coincidentally, fired after all that lit off, so they were probably on to something. But he was a (the?) lead designer.


Yeah that guy seems like a real jerk, but he was just a gameplay designer, that's not the same as director or something.

edit: LOL at the The Donald reddit page.
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Yeah that guy seems like a real jerk, but he was just a gameplay designer, that's not the same as director or something.

edit: LOL at the The Donald reddit page.


just sayin, people seem confused about what the problem was. Far as I saw anyway, it had nothing to do with *gasp* a black guy and a woman in a videogame!!!!! That's a strawman.
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just sayin, people seem confused about what the problem was. Far as I saw anyway, it had nothing to do with *gasp* a black guy and a woman in a videogame!!!!! That's a strawman.


The black guy got far less shit, but the woman (cora harper) was definately a huge problem for the Freezepeach warriors. Complaining they made her too butch and ugly to appease feminists etc.
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These sort of people seem to freak out an awful lot for no good reason.
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The black guy got far less shit, but the woman (cora harper) was definately a huge problem for the Freezepeach warriors. Complaining they made her too butch and ugly to appease feminists etc.


Yeah, heaven forbid Bioware don't have making a gamer's pindick hard a priority. Unlike the Witcher 3, of course.
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The black guy got far less shit, but the woman (cora harper) was definately a huge problem for the Freezepeach warriors. Complaining they made her too butch and ugly to appease feminists etc.


Yeah, see THAT I remember seeing. Lots of complaints like "Why would I want to pay money to spend half the game romancing this?"

Which is shallow, but, I mean shit man, it's a videogame fantasy romance. It's not like that gets DEEPER because you gave the virtual GF purple hair and an Adam's apple.

Plus there were some pretty unfortunate glitches that didn't do much to allay any SJW fears -- like in the game at launch it's literally impossible to build a white guy to play as. That's, ya know. I mean I totally buy that it's an accidental glitch and all, don't get me wrong, but that's not the press your game needed to escape "WTFSJW" claims.
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"Why would I want to pay money to spend half the game romancing this?"


Dude that's not Cora Harper, that's just some random character creation, you don't have to romance her lol. Who ever is making that complaint clearly hasnt played mass effect you dont romance your own player character.

this is Cora Harper



Don't get me wrong shes not the hottest VG girl I've ever seen, but shes no less ugly than Mass Effect 1 Ashley and if the only Ess Jay Dubyu thing about her is a short haircut then see Jack (ME2).

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like in the game at launch it's literally impossible to build a white guy to play as.


Hang on what? do you mean you cant access the white skin tone because of a glitch? Or does the game just randomise your creation?

I assume you can still play as the default male who is obviously quite white.

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this is why trump one
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this is why trump one


oh noes the librul conspircy in muh vidya im so angery imma vote for meme man.

I've never found a reason to buy a Mass Effect game, or get into the series. And this sort of issue comes across as picking up small stones in an effort to confirm an individual or a group of people's presently standing ideology while ignoring the larger issue (that the game is shit. period.)
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this is why trump one


This thread needs more WeirdTales
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Mass effect had inter species and same sex romances before the "es-jay-dubayouz" officially had their hands in it.

while it's not a tv show, this is legend of kora all over again. It was not as good as previous installments, but everyone's so caught up on the hot topic of SJW BS that the fact that these were just bad squeals regardless isn't even being addressed.
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Space people don't conform to your dumb terrestrial standards anyways.
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Dude that's not Cora Harper, that's just some random character creation, you don't have to romance her lol. Who ever is making that complaint clearly hasnt played mass effect you dont romance your own player character.

this is Cora Harper

Don't get me wrong shes not the hottest VG girl I've ever seen, but shes no less ugly than Mass Effect 1 Ashley and if the only Ess Jay Dubyu thing about her is a short haircut then see Jack (ME2).


Looks like I got some bad info.

Hang on what? do you mean you cant access the white skin tone because of a glitch? Or does the game just randomise your creation?


Well I haven't bought it -- not because of any SJW bullshittery (hell I enjoyed Rogue One), just because reviews are pretty genuinely awful. But allegedly you can't make a custom white guy.
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