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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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As Overlook backed into the backseat of the vehicle he arrived in, firing a bullet towards the clones trying to get him dead, the hero looked out of the windshield as he saw the group of Wards being assaulted relentlessly by the clones. Tiger Lily was out of commission, Messiah was freaking out, Tulpa wasn't doing great in this, Margrave and Epsilon were somewhere else entirely. It wasn't looking good.

And to make matters worse, Overlook getting involved made him no more than a liability. He was worse than being just a useless hero right now. He should've stayed behind in the PRT HQ, not running out here like a fucking fool and risking his life in this situation, but he felt like he had to do it. He had to find a way to help somehow, but this wasn't a good situation.

Leaning back against the opposite side of the vehicle, the Protectorate hero looked out into the scene developing around him before noticing something off to his side. One of the soldiers that arrived on the scene with the Wards, Private Skeetz, if he remembered correctly, was on the ground unconscious, with a pretty nasty wound on his body. There weren't a ton of clones around the body, probably because Skeetz looked dead, so the area was surprisingly clear. The wall behind the car was open, so the situation seemed pretty decent for Overlook to help out in the field right now. It was a stretch, but it was the best shot Overlook had at being useful.

"Here goes... everything," Overlook sighed as he popped open the door of the car, rushing towards the downed Private as a few clones began to converge onto Overlook. The hero grabbed the Private and began to drag him outside while dodging the punches thrown by the clones to the best of his ability. Every punch thrown either grazed him or missed him, save for a massive punch thrown by a rather beefy clone, smashing the hero in the helmet and cracking a hole directly where the eyes were. Despite the punch, Overlook kept moving backwards behind him, dragging the Private outside the building before watching the clone begin to melt slowly.

One final punch was thrown by the beefcake clone, knocking directly into the glass of Overlook's helmet and slamming right into his eye before melting entirely. The hero was knocked back into the ground, pulling the Private with him backwards. Looking back towards the event starting behind him through cracked glass and bloodied vision, the hero got onto his knees and pulled the Private just a bit further before finally collapsing, getting himself and the Private out of the way, even though both were unconscious.
"Keepin' a tent protected seems easier than keepin' an injured girl and a goblin protected, though," Eve chimes in as she helps Gobbo move Maggy into the tent, leaving just you and Jen on the outside of the tent.

A few seconds pass before Jen finally speaks to you.

"... I am worried about the order. I think they might be on to my ruse."

@Floodtalon@TheWindel@KoL@Lonewolf685
I tried to keep it short and sweet. I can elaborate on anything if needed.

The sunlight was welcoming. Incredibly welcoming.

Amaterasu stepped on the sands like she was free of her past and future, basking in the sunlight as she prepared for the challenge ahead of her. Her sisters opted to stay home, to her knowledge, so she was going into this blind and alone. Interesting, considering the whole idea of her trio of triplets was supposed to act as a unit.

Guess this meant that Amaterasu was the strongest of her siblings after all.

On the opposite side of the arena, she noted the existence of a demon. A rather scrawny skeleton from the looks of things, and with a mushroom on his head. Amaterasu could only figure what he could do, based on the power ranking system of other champions. Though, he didn't look to be up there with someone such as Susanoo.

For a moment, Amaterasu considered engaging the skeleton and beating him in one clean attack. She decided against this, however. A warrior like him would die quickly to the threats of this challenge. There was no need to waste her energy on him.

So the goddess of the sun just waited for her allies to arrive. Once they did, she would move with them and provide support. Until then, she had time.

Enough time to consider a game plan, she guessed.



The skeleton was wasting no time in his efforts to getting to his goal. He was ready to fight and, more importantly, he was ready to win. His old methods of fighting had grown... weak compared to the forces of the Nexus Champions that he had to go against. If he was ever going to stand a chance, it was time to start playing to win, and that's exactly what Bonesword intended to do.

A plant sprouted on Bonesword's back as he stood waiting for his allies. He couldn't fight on a ranged front well, so the Vulcan Yew on his back had to be serviceable enough to carry the weight of Bonesword's task. He didn't doubt it's abilities, as he already tested it out before in his spare time. He was more doubtful of its abilities against something like that Angel over there. She seemed rather tough at a first glance.

"It's going to be different today. I can feel it." Bonesword went through his physical arsenal of weapons as he stood waiting for his allies.

As always, the Shroomblade was hitched to Bonesword's hip, ready to be drawn at a moments notice if needed.

The Cyber Sword was a new tool, but hopefully one that would serve him well in this considering how technical it was.

The Unleash was sheathed on the skeleton's back, though the thoughts of using it were scarce at best. He didn't want to use it unless he had to for fear of letting loose his rage.

Bonesword's prized pet and familiar, Charlie, slithered up to the skeleton and affectionately nuzzled him before digging a hole in the walls of the arena, carefully making sure the building wouldn't collapse under the skeleton. He was waiting for any backup to arrive, as going in alone would definitely be a death sentence for the skeleton.
"... I have an idea," Jen speaks up as she begins pitching her tent in a nearby alley, lowering Maggy to the ground as she does so.

"Tobias, you are familiar with how my tent functions, correct? How it can hold people inside it for an indefinite period of time?" Jen finishes pitching her tent as she picks Maggy back up. Eve is standing guard behind you, making sure nobody gets involved with the group while Jen explains. "I believe that Magdalene and the Goblin would be best suited staying in the tent as Magdalene heals and the Goblin refines his magical aptitude. We can carry them around easier that way by deconstructing the tent."

"I guessh that'sh okay? I promishe I will take good care of Missh Magdalene."

"While Magdalene heals, me, you, and... Eve... will go to the circus to rescue Aithwale. Once he is back with us, we focus all of our efforts on that undead swordsman whom I refuse to name. Does that sound favorable?"

[Sorry for a later post. Got a bit caught up with life and stuff.]
Kyoshi - Cutting the Shit
[@Everyone involved with the Minutemen right now because I forget who exactly]@yoshua171

This... explosive jackass sat there without explaining the answers to anyone's questions. The apartment was a wreck and everything was... it wasn't good. Kirb's on the floor dying, Kyoshi got the one phone call she never wanted to hear, and to make it all worse, she was out of her one job. The one job she liked was now gone.

She was... she was furious, to say the least.

"Outsider... if you're willing to give him hell... g-gimme a second..." Kyoshi choked her words out as the mascara on her face bled, leaving clear tear-tracks down her face. Within an instant, the floor between her and the jackass was cleared of near everything, save the materials Kyoshi couldn't move with her powers.

The fighter ran forward, clocking the jackass in the jaw with a mighty uppercut and sending him hurtling into the air, a large pillar of solid concrete shooting up from under him. They owned the building, they could do what they wanted with it. Some... renovations... were in order. A long slab of concrete flew up from under Kyoshi and launched her up into the air, a partition splitting in it as soon as she got up to the jackass' altitude, ignoring her hand currently bleeding onto the surface of her platform.

As he landed on the concrete, the teen simply stared him down as she stomped, an incredibly sharp spike shooting out of the slab and puncturing his hand, causing the blood to trickle down the stone. The crimson blood of his hand reminded her of her first encounter with the Minutemen. The first time she sparred. That was all going away.

His screams were unable to be heard by the cape closest to him, though.

The floor split below him, dropping him down from the sky and towards what remained of the HQ building. Kyoshi tapped into her communicator to speak to Outsider.

"J.K., try not to kill him. It'd be bad for PR."
"We also need something for her heel. It's not doing so... oh," Eve landed on the ground as she saw Maggy's face drop. "She passed out."

Gobbo leaps up as you all begin to move towards the way you came. "I-I can help! I know how to heal woundsh! I don't know mucsh, but I know shome!" He had been spending time with Maggy, so this was pretty beneficial in the long run.

Jen spoke up, too. Damn, everyone's getting involved. "I think I have some clothes in my tent. They will be too big for the gnome, but they are better than... this."

Within a few short seconds of being on His lap, the asshole of the year runner-up Insania decided it would be a good idea to shove Apia's head full force into His crotch. What followed for Apia was a good amount of blissful seconds, being oh-so-close to His majesty and His staff of ice. Was she really worthy of being THIS close to it? So close she could almost sniff it? Wait... she could sniff it actually. Nobody would notice if you made it seem natural, like you had to get air. What did it even smell like? She wanted to know now more than ever.

What followed after the attempted sniff was Insania stomping on Him, which threw Apia over to Ira's feet and made Apia very unhappy. The thoughts that raced through her head were the kind of nightmares a kid would witness after they watched the Exorcist. Nobody but her could do that to Him. She was the only one who could hurt Him and be unharmed. Insania wasn't her. Insania was some asshole stepping up and trying to make himself look so high-and-mighty. That didn't fly with Apia. A lot did, including being socially awkward around Ira and being incredibly mindful of Dana, but this wasn't either of those things. Not at all. Naughtiness deserved to be conditioned out of the boy that caused it. The naughtiness and anger was so blinding that Apia completely forgot Ira was behind her.

Victoire brought up some bullshit about a significant victory for Hell which Apia hardly listened to due to her blinding rage. She did listen, and every point Victoire brought up was strong. There were no real problems Apia had with the plan. There were problems Apia had with Insania... but her actions could wait. Words were more suited for now, and actions could be settled later.

"Marvelous idea, Lady Bordeaux," Apia began in her normal tone of speaking, more eloquently stated than more common rabble. Then, her voice took a sharp turn down towards a passive-aggressive tone as she turned towards Insania and simply stared, a devious grin washing over her face as she eyed his body up and down. "Though, I do have a question for Insania..." She took a pause, likely for dramatic effect. "How does it feel to suck on the collective shafts of every member of this oligarchy? That's arguably worse than me. You know what that means, Insania?" Apia stepped forward towards the demon reclining in the air before her eyes closed half-shut. "You're worse than me in some way. You're worse than the bloody mutt of a hybrid I am."

"Though... maybe you enjoy it. Maybe you enjoy being the harlot you were destined to be. Maybe my job is done." Apia took a turn on her heel as she walked over to Him, lowering her hand to him as an extension to help him stand up on his two feet.
Tibulus Sepitan - Pilot of the Revenant

"Gotcha'." Tibulus ran into the water whilst unzipping his jumpsuit, allowing for a good amount of appendages to rocket out and into the surrounding area, electrifying the water and zapping the literal shit out of everybody. He wasn't willing to just stay behind this time, he was going in for something a lot more worth it in his eyes.

The water coursed with voltages rivaling a substation, easily enough to kill something the size of an elephant, and more than enough to cause the eye sockets of numerous hostiles to shoot blood everywhere. Soon enough, the water was a tinted shade of pink, and Tibulus was zipping up his jumpsuit.

In front of him laid a pile of twitching bodies. The bodies of those who were dumb enough to stand in the water while a shock of an incredible amount surged through all of their nerve endings, dulling them completely and entirely along with their lives. Tibulus chuckled as he saw the handiwork of him and Matija, his hand reaching up for his cigar to puff it once. "Lightning war indeed."

A lone bullet whirred by Tibulus' head as he noticed a single survivor aiming to take him down easily by cracking his skull. A devious chuckle escaped him as he raised his stun-gun and shot the survivor right in the head, knocking them down and rendering them unconscious. The rest of the hallway was clear, otherwise.

Tibulus walked over to the body of the survivor and lifted them up, pulling them back around to the rest of the Revenant crew. They would do just nicely for Tibulus' personal goal for this mission. The Funganoid threw the body onto a nearby table before beginning to wrap them up, a lone appendage rushing out of the back of his jumpsuit and slamming into a nearby plug, turning on two things for the floor.

One, the camera feed, which illuminated on the television screens above Tibulus.

Two, the cameras around the hall and on the floor, which showed their feed through a static filter on the screens above Tibulus.

"We've still got company, though they're a lot less willing to step forward," Tibulus remarked as he began to survey the damage done to his subject. Sure enough, though. More reinforcements showed up on the camera feed, some with horrified faces. "Fight's not over yet, kids."

"I-I dunno... a bear like him could've gone anywhere-"

"Did you say bear?" Eve snuck her way into the conversation as Jen lifted up Maggy and carried her, letting you stand free from having to help Maggy around. Her heel looks pretty bad off.

"Y-yes... a werebear..."

"Dude, there's a circus on the outskirts right now! You know how those go, they're always looking for animals to perform a routine with!" Eve chirped happily as Jen stares at her.

"... Eve... are you certain that Aithwale is there?"

"As far as I'm aware, there's no zoo in this city, so yes. It's our best bet anyway."
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