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5 yrs ago
Current Happy International Women's Day to all the fabulous female Gm's and Rpers out there
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6 yrs ago
Bond, James Bond, 007. You can never be replaced and will be deeply missed sir. RIP Connery 😭
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6 yrs ago
Major Congrats to all my peeps in The Walking Dead - We have reached the 5 year strong milestone!!! HOLY SHIT!
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6 yrs ago
If things get real bad and you have to resort to cannibalism remember: Vegans first, they are the closest thing to grass fed.
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6 yrs ago
March didn't come in like a lion... It came in like a T-Rex with PMS, and hemorrhoids, wearing barbed wire undies....
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✾ 𝙻𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝙰𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚊
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⚘ A Brief History
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I've been at this a long time and when I say a long time I mean a long long damn time. I started out with table top, ADnD, back in the 80's, then dived into others: Nightlife, Mage the Ascension, Shadow Run, HoL, etc. Moved onto Online in the 90's. I've been running various incarnations of a single RP group for twenty years now. Worked helping setting up, building, and/or admining/modding various RP forums over the years: Adventure Quest, Priston Tales, War Gods, etc. It's been a long road filled with ups and downs. I'm an evil GM, you've been warned.

Outside of RP, I am a mom. Yup, I've reproduced and there are little Lady A's running around plotting their own take over of the world. I am a published author and once upon a time an award winning poet. I've done a lot in my life. I haven't done as much as I would like. I've grown a lot. I have a lot more growing to do. I love to cook, baker by trade currently. I went to university and majored in Mathematics. I've programmed websites, worked as a model, worked as a 3d modeler. Shit, I even used to dance. And have been known to sing a bit. Jack of all trades. Master of like 3, lol.


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This is where I go into my personality. In the past I would normally make some self deprecating remark about how I am a bitch of a GM, pushing my rpers as hard as I push myself and so forth. Not anymore. People change, or perhaps they just come into their own. This can happen at any age. More than that it can happen several times over the course of your life as you discover and rediscover yourself. Everything happens for a reason, usually that reason is ones owns actions. Or inaction's. Right now, I am in a better place than I can remember being in the longest time. I am happy and at peace. I have no regrets. Maybe I should but I don't. I plan on keeping this peace I have found, I went far too long without it.

Currently I am enjoying several things. Some are things I have enjoyed most of my life: Coffee, chocolate, bacon, M*A*S*H. One isn't something I have enjoyed since I was seventeen: being clean and free of poisons in my system. It is beyond description and I love it: One-hundred and twenty days and counting. Music taste is shifting to more mood oriented than anything, strange I am finding a lot of newer Country I am enjoying and I have NEVER liked country. Watching things like Lark Rise to Candleford and being hooked to the point of reading the trilogy. Recently added yoga to my workouts and all I can say is, "Fuckmaste: the fucked up in me accepts the fucked up in you."

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Take it anyway.

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@rivaan @Pundii @Morose @FantasyChic @Nallore @Sigil @ONL
October 4th, 1924 - 12:00 A.M. Local Time



Barracks: "I know uncle but this is different," Peter said as he leaned up slightly. "Vera and I aren't exactly spring chickens, we have cared for each other for many a year. I was set to propose to her before I was shipped off. Against fathers wishes mind you. I have no want or desire to father an heir. I see no point in it unless it happens just because it happens."

Sighing a bit he leaned back in his chair and rubbed his chin before he began to weave a tale of his time between his so called death and now. It was not easy for him to speak about, parts of it leaving him visibly shaken. The things she had seen, lived through, it was obvious it had left him scarred more than just physically. Shaking his head he looked back over to his uncle. "Vera's promise to consider my proposal once I returned was the only thought that kept my going. To see her here, now, still without suitor. Call it fate, god, luck, I feel it is right. I may not have a burning passion for her but I do love her uncle and I would rather relive my last years a hundred times before I ever brought her dishonor."

He meant what he said. He did care deeply for Vera and felt a love more romantic could grow between them. He was honest when he said he would never bring her dishonor. He knew how much it meant to Vera to stay out of a scandal. He could care less what people said but he cared how Vera felt. Pulling his handkerchief from his pocket he patted dry the sweat beading up on his brow from when he had recalled the past years to his uncle before shoving it away again. "I simply want a content future with one I know I can sit and speak with even as old age comes crawling in."

Swallowing slightly Aziza leaned forward and placed a delicate kiss to Harry's cheek. Her lips lingering there for a moment as she agreed that there could be far worse ways to spend the day. Taking a breath she leaned back and smiled nervously towards him before rising from her place and glancing around not only at the room but at herself and then back over to Sgt. Walsh. "Maybe we should spend the day doing something else though I can sit here and thank you the rest of the day if you'd rather," she teased playfully as she adjusted her shawl.

A thought came to mind though. "I do need some things though, and I wonder if you would like to change your clothing? Would it be too much of me to ask you to escort me home, just so that I may pack quickly? I dare not go alone but if we are going to be on this little trip with the Lady Munn and the Lord Kingstons...." she said before her words trailed off. "I could never leave Drahl behind, he'd never forgive me."

Museum: Vera looked over to Lauren nearly in shock as she suggested that William cared for her, the idea was simply ludicrous. Yet she felt her head swimming as her thoughts went to that place. It was nothing she told herself, just a knock on the head from fumbling as she always did. Resting her hand on the top of her head she let out a frustrated huff before nodding. "Yes yes, fine. Thank you," she said in an appreciative voice.

Looking over to William her hand slowly left her head and rested into his outstretched hand, grasping it gently as she let him help her to her feet. Nearly tripping in the process and pressing lightly against him as he spoke. She had a dazed looked on her face until he finished and her eyes narrowed. "I would rather gaze into the rotting end of an embalmed pharaoh!" she hissed before her heel came up and she stomped down hard on the tow of his boot.

Turning on her heels she stormed off in a huff. Whatever illness had been afflicting her was quickly cured with a bit of anger it seemed. Sadly her clumsiness was not and she nearly knocked over a vase on a pedestal as she whirled by it. Grabbing it she wobbled around until she finally steadied it. "Oh fuddle...." she said as she let a breath out of her lips and her curls went flying off her brow. So much for making a grand exit...

The Prison: The representative of the prison shook his head. "You can speak with him once we are finished. The warden is waiting and has waited long enough for your foreigners," he said in a less than accommodating voice before snapping his fingers and motioning for them to follow him. The guards that had been with the truck taking flank around the two as they moved through the prison courtyard and into the outskirt building itself. The place was horrid conditions and wreaked of things that were best left to the imagination.

The two were lead down various halls until they came to a corridor lined with doors. He stopped near the end, a door simply marked in Egyptian Arabic on a glass panel stood between him and them. He knocked on the door and after a few minutes and a blood curdling pained scream it finally opened. Being drug by the scruff of his neck was Abbas, he looked as if he had gone ten rounds with Goliath. He spotted the two and whatever pain he was feeling seemed to vanish as his busted lip split into a grin.

His guard shoved him past the rest of them in the hallway and down the corridor before a voice came from the office in the local language. Whatever the masculine voice was saying, he was not happy right then. The representative spoke back before the Warden came to the door and poked his head out. He looked over the two, said a few things after eying Josephine in a most ungentlemanly manner and stepped back into his office.

"Him there," the representative said pointing to a door to the right. "Her, in there," he added pointing to the wardens office.

The Road To The Museum: Neema continued following the cat and the cat continued to lead them until a bell tolled from off in the distance. It was now noon. Looking up as the cat jumped up onto a statue Neema perked a brow. "Seems our little feline friend has brought us to where we wished to go," she said as she pointed to the Museum's front doors.

"Merneith!" a male voice echoed out from inside the museum as the cat ran inside, followed by a slew of what could only be curses in the local language. It was the curator of the museum yelling at the cat before his eyes fell on Neema standing outside. "Neema? What brings you here?" he asked quickly as she cat scurried through his legs and ran off further into the museum.

"I brought a friend that is to be meeting with a Lady Munn, do you know her?" she asked.

"Sons of the pharaoh," he muttered under his breath before straightening his coat and sighing. "Yes, yes, she works here. I can show you where to find her," he added before looking at the two other women in Neema's company. "And you are?" he asked, not rudely, just with curiosity in his voice.
@mnkee We need to be able to click more than 1, wanted to click thank you and like lol




Date: Monday May 22nd, 2017




Chicago Heights: - "FBI?" Amy said, it was a question but more of a question to herself as she jotted down what Iris had to say now that they were off camera. Flipping the notebook closed she slipped it into her purse and nodded, a bit of a smirk on her lips as she pulled out her card and handed it over to Iris. "Think of anything else, do call me," she said before turning around and heading down the steps. Stopping at the van where her camera man was loading things up she looked back at Iris. "I'll be in touch, watch your back," she added. There was a bit of finality in her voice as the camera man pushed open the front passenger side door from his driver seat. Amy climbed in and gave a bit of a look towards Iris as they drove off.

Zoies Farm: - Relic laughed a bit as he was called an ass and shrugged. Marc on the other hand wasn't laughing and Zoie looked like she was about to thwap her brother upside the back of the head. "One way to find out," Relic added before glancing over towards Zoie.

They stared at each other for a few minutes. Brows raising between them, it looking as if they were having a wordless conversation. The further it got along the more Zoie looked as if he was asking the impossible. "Come on," Relic finally said as he closed his computer.

"Are you trying to get me killed? She'll take my damn head off!" Zoie finally snapped.

"Then don't get caught."

"What? Who?" Marc finally asked before looking over towards Mali confused as hell.

"Uh huh, no way."

"Zatara Lyo," Relic said as his sister shook her head.

Marc nearly spit out his coffee. "The supreme court justice?!?!"

Gun Range - Roy parked the car and sat there a few minutes taking in everything that Riley had told him. "That is one hell of a story, so who's gonna play you? Avril Lavigne?" he asked chuckling before shaking his head and climbing out of the car. Grabbing his bag from the back seat he rested it on top of the hood of the car before lighting up a cigarette. Taking a long puff he rubbed his chin a bit.

"So you go through all that and decide to move to Homicide USA? What, get a taste for the insanity?" he asked her as he let the smoke slip from his mouth and blew it off to the side. "Well, if you are gonna stick around and not move to some quiet place in backwoods Montana, gonna need more than Ninja skills. I mean, you're a singer, not a damn toxic waste exposed turtle right?" he said, playing around a bit but he was dead serious. She needed to learn how to handle a gun. He doubted she would get that lucky of a shot off again. Lady Luck was a fickle bitch.

MSS Private Jet: - The stewardess went and got Cecily's drink before bringing it back. Natasha sat there eating slowly. After a few bites she reached into her purse and pulled out several bottles of medication. Opening each one in turn and pulling a pill out here and a pill out there before popping what looked to be more than half a dozen in her mouth and downing it with half a bottle of water.

Natasha slowly lowered the bottle from her lips as Caesar started speaking and cocked a brow. That little speech left a lot of questions but she didn't say anything. Just gave a simple understanding nod. Had this been years ago, she would have asked a million and one questions. Asked how she could help, what she could to do be a shoulder to lean on. Those days were over. She had nearly lost herself last time she put herself out there, she wasn't going through that again. Granted she was on a plane heading to Mexico, playing personal physician to a forensics tech that had crawled shot out of a sewer right into the morgue with her Tyrannosaurus-Mex. Maybe she needed to retire.

Justice Memorial: - "Must be the drugs..." the nurse muttered after hearing Felix's little word vomit. She scowled slightly as she walked over to the table next to him and opened the drawer. Pulling out a scratch pad with the hospitals name on the top of it and a pencil she tossed it next to his tray. "Haven't got a clue where any of your things are," she said before turning on her wide low worn heels and clopping her way out of the room. The door closing heavily behind her with a thud. Why didn't she know? His things should have been in his room or at least someone should have known where they were. Shouldn't they? Okay, maybe the clothing was too ruined to keep but his wallet? Possessions? Nothing was there? That couldn't be right could it?
@Nallore Sure thing ^^
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@Mag Lev Ahh okay. Was wondering about that since he asked for longest running here. Was going with started and continued on 1 site.

Hrm, guess if you want to take in moves - Longest going overall story for me is roughly 8 years. (Table top/forum.) - Now longest RP partner, that is the one that takes the cake. Been Rping with one partner since I was 13, so 25 years now. O.o (Though we did have breaks in there and have done a crap ton of different story lines, different characters, different forums, chats, and such but I'm putting a notch in the headboard for having a life long RP partner lol)
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Omg I can't pick just one. I live for stupid movies! Here's just a small list...
  • Anything by Mel Brooks is at the top of the list of course. (Spaceballs, Men in Tights, History of the World Part I, Blazing Saddles, etc.)
  • The entire Sharknado franchise. (So outrageously stupid I plan each new release lol)
  • PCU (MEAT TOSSER! STOP THE VIOLATOR!)
  • Major Payne (Choooo Chooo!)
  • Tim Allen Trash (Zoom, Galaxy Quest)
  • Adam Sandler Slop (Happy Gilmore, Wedding Singer)
  • The Three Amigos (Hardly anything beats that trio!)
  • Shaun of the Dead (Simon Pegg is a god)
  • Anything Monty Python (Holy Hand Grenade!)
  • Anything with Leslie Nielsen (I'm serious and don't call my Shirley.)
  • This is Spinal Tap (An 11)
  • Ninja Cheerleaders (God, this one just for George Takai)
  • Tropic Thunder (Tom Cruise dancing is EVERYTHING!)
  • Last but not least - If it has Billy Murray, I am stopping everything to watch.


Edit: Omg, how could I forget Santa Slays? You haven't lived until you see Bill Goldberg as an evil Santa drowning Fran Drescher in a bowl of Egg Nog.
@Mag Lev Has on the counters 3 years, was it moved from another topic that made it six? (Though it's been dead for 5/6 months, so figure it was 2 when it dropped?)

@HueMan Longest currently running I believe is Gmed by DarkwolfX37, been going 4 years. Caits I think has one that's been going over 3.

Me personally. the longest running one I have been a part of was Serafina's Inferno Chat Rp, that lasted about 3 years before I stopped. I hosted it on WinMX. Here on the forum my longest running is Duplicity at the 2 year mark, TWD dead one is close behind it. All others I am currently Gming at over a year save for Soulless which is at 9 months.

I think long running Rp's are far less rare than people think. Just gotta find the right group with the right circumstances and these things will run as long as you let them.
@Nallore I think you missed something, might want to reread my last post.
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