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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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I think it's still the latter? Bruce and Clark are the only ones in Year Two. Arthur is in Year... Minus something. Others could feasibly be in Year Five or Ten.
Fish Fry-days back on the menu, eh?
I don't think it really matters either way. In my experience, as long as you state your character is travelling to wherever in a post, it's all relative. However much detail you put into how they get there is really up to you.
If you need someone to keep @Sep's quips to a minimum, I can offer my support.
Honestly, at this point, I'd recommend anyone looking to continue with their characters (or take up somebody new) to head over to @Half Pint's new game and express interest there. I've had trouble with keeping my interest going with this one in addition to very little time to maintain it, so I think it'd just be best to call it quits. But since the other game is another DC/Marvel sandbox, I don't think it'd be too out of the question to keep any concepts developed here and simply transfer them over.
@Terry Bogard's Spider-Man is APPROVED!
@Master Bruce Fair enough, would it be ok to mention "Some mutant making big waves, convincing everyone that they need to rise." No mention of names, just implications.


Sure, that's fine. Plenty of characters that could reasonably fit that bill.
So, i am working on my next post. @Master Bruce Do you have any specific plans for Magneto in your Wolverine story? I'm not gonna have him appear, but I imagine in this setting, his "We need to wage war on the Normies!!!" Sentiment is a lot more appealing to the mutants of the world and I plan to mention this. Does this mess with anyone's plans?


For reasons that I'll get into IC, Magneto isn't particularly well known to the world at large yet. Genosha is partially known (debated to even exist) and there are whispers of a leader there called Magnus, but he's not a public terrorist making anti-human declarations or anything like he is in 616. There's definitely a story coming with him.

A story that I hope to start soon. Life's been hectic and the post I was originally writing got accidentally deleted, so I have to start it over.



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