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7 yrs ago
Current Lots of guests coming and going in the next few weeks. I apologize in advance if I lag in posting
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Traveling for a week, and may not keep up with RPs. Thank you for your patience.
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8 yrs ago
Been busy and scatterbrained this week, and behind on RPs. Please excuse my delay in posting.
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Got back from a two-week vacation overseas. Give me some time to catch up with RPs. Thank you for your patience!
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9 yrs ago
I'll be going on a two week vacation starting tomorrow and don't know how often I'll have Internet access. Thank you for your patience. I'll try to be more regular when I get back.

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XiaoPao Xia // Power Prawn

@pkken @Tenma Tendo

“Chúfēi pèngbì...” Yi added while moving his hand back behind his back once more. He would open his eyes and translated in case she didn’t speak Cantonese, ”Unless you run into a wall…

Yi's retort left XiaoPao looking up at him with a bewildered expression. Though he had spoken in a different dialect of Chinese than what XiaoPao spoke normally with her parents, the sounds were similar enough that she got the gist of it, and his translation was helpful. What confused and stunned XiaoPao was her brain trying to wrestle with a retort to the axiom that she had previously spouted, as if she had been given a problem to solve. "I...I'll PUNCH through the wall!" XiaoPao blurted out her 'answer' without much thought, before the announcement came from the teachers to form their groups. Before she went to join her teammates, she waved towards Yi as she walked away from him, "I'm XiaoPao Xia, but you can call me 'Pow'!"

Upon convening with Breeze and Raymond, XiaoPao visibly shook, giddy with excitement. "I'm XiaoPao Xia, but my friends call me 'Pow'! As you can see, I'm a shrimp. I can jump good..." at this, XiaoPao forcefully slammed her tail into the ground, sending her a few meters into the air before landing and continuing her introduction, "...I'm strong..." this was followed by XiaoPao throwing some straight jabs with her claws at the air, then clacking her claws together, "...and I'm kind of tough, but not as tough as CRYSTALS! Can you make crystal armor?!" XiaoPao was enamored by the very idea of Raymond posing and materializing a suit of crystalline protection.




Shifumi Ushiyama // Ushi-Oni

@pkken @Nyahahameha @Riegal @Pirouette @TruthHurts22

Shifumi smirked at Marionetta's acknowledgment of her self-proclaimed title of 'boss', even if it had a hint of sarcasm. After all, humor was essential to a functional 'family'. Vincent's proclamation, on the other hand, did not go down so well with Shifumi. Sure, she came from the Yakuza, which many considered outdated, but misogynistic patriarchy was far more outdated. Shifumi quietly walked over in front of Vincent, accentuating the difference in their height. Almost like a creepy owl, Shifumi hunched down to bring her face closer to his. Despite a significant hunch, Shifumi still looked down at Vincent. "If I'm not mistaken, you newfangled villains are trying to send a message by one-upping the heroes in their flashiness, so discussions on how best to convey that message are not inappropriate. Gender has nothing to do with it. But maybe I'm wrong, I'm a Yakuza, so this is all still new to me." Shifumi backed off as she noticed Hasashi enter, noting that the new arrival also gave off Yakuza vibes. She hoped that she had sufficiently nipped the bud of a potential argument, but slightly lamented the possibility that she was going to have to be 'Team Mom' for this group of villains. She felt the impatience rising within the room, another sign of lack of discipline. Whoever had gathered them all here together obviously wielded power, and for that, deserved respect; waiting patiently was just the tip of the iceberg when it came to proper etiquette.
Vivian & Sylvia Altissima

@Restalaan @PaulHaynek @13org @ShwiggityShwah

The sisters were all too glad to be out of that situation. Now the matter remained to finish the job and turn this map in to Forde. "I wonder where that Forde went?" Sylvia complained, "You know, I bet he knew about the zombies. I don't think there was a patrol at all! He was just coming up with an excuse to leave us to deal with trouble. The Guild should charge that rat double!"

Vivian nodded in agreement, when she heard Neil depreciate himself. "Actually, what are you good at, Neil?" Vivian asked, though there was no malice in her voice.

"Vivian!" Sylvia cried out in exasperation, grabbing her sister by the shoulders and shaking her.

"I'm not trying to be mean!" Vivian defended herself, "But everyone at the Guild has some specialty."
MillAgros-TR-17 Hyouka

@PaulHaynek

At Camille's reminder that they could just fly back to Sanginum, Hyouka slapped her own forehead in exasperation, saying, "Of course," then switched topics, "I asked about your friend because I'm curious to know if they had any more knowledge about the Emerald Knight. If not, then we probably should get back to Sanginum ASAP."

The info that Camille had already sent Hyouka was sufficiently disturbing. Even if this Knight was hard to track, at least it was known that they affiliated with the Death Skulls. If they only fought robots, should Hyouka and Camille just let the Knight finish them off and be done with it instead of let Gordian take the hit? Did the Knight retreat because they had 'accidentally' hurt Gordian? Or did the Knight recently change their MO? Such thoughts ran through Hyouka's head as she prepared to go back to Sanginum so long as Camille didn't have any objections.
@Stern Algorithm
If you're not too busy, or in the process of other things, I'd like to have Charme visit The City of Lost Things, as she's prepared some things that the little homunculus lady would like to test out before she and Kath set out for their little jaunt to the far-away city. :)


Sure, shoot me a PM and we can get started. I might be a bit busy for the next two days, but I'll try to be present.
@Lugubrious

I'm down for a collab. Even though Salem asked Graft to destroy Tabula, Salem isn't going to enforce their own advice by doing anything harmful to Tabula. Has Graft or Tabula been using Salem's wardrobe?
XiaoPao Xia // Power Prawn

XiaoPao walked stiffly towards the training arena. Due to an incident on the first day of class involving damage to negligent government property mistaken as unauthorized quirk use, XiaoPao had been detained by the authorities and prevented from attending class for an unsettling amount of time. After an inordinate amount of paperwork, background checks that involved some of her extended family, and some remedial lessons to catch her up with her classmates, XiaoPao was finally here among her peers, ready to learn how to be a hero!

Yet there she awkwardly stood at the edge of the crowd, students who had had a month to become friends. What if they thought her shrimpy parts were weird? What if they found her enthusiasm for niche topics annoying? No! She was going to become a hero, and courage and confidence were key! She should take a lesson from her idols and just go for it! XiaoPao was about to bombastically introduce herself when suddenly...

"Classmates! Yes, it is I, Steven Armani Rein! Whoever said that good things are to come in small doses obviously hadn't met me! How does the day find you all today?"

XiaoPao stood there, frozen in shock, her thunder having been stolen, her moment gone. How could she follow that up? "Gyagh...gyaaaaagh..." XiaoPao began fidgeting and froth formed on her lips, an unfortunate trait of having a crustacean quirk. But since her attention was on Steven, she heard someone react to him.

"It is because too much of a good thing can be bad for you. Like water. Drink too much and you could die. Eat too much you become obese, train too hard you stunt your potential. Sleep too much you miss out. Except for kung fu movies and some noodles. I can't get enough of them.”

"D-Did you say Kung Fu movies?" XiaoPao crouched and slammed her tail against the ground, causing her to dash suddenly over to Yi's side. Zipping over had caused the accumulating froth to streak across XiaoPao's left cheek. With an unsightly slurp, XiaoPao wiped away the froth. "I-I like Kung Fu movies too! Wai faai but po!" XiaoPao declared, stating a Cantonese phrase that translated as 'only speed is unbreakable', while striking a pose.




Shifumi Ushiyama // Ushi-Oni

Shifumi arrived at the warehouse only to notice a few people had already gathered. Wordlessly, she checked her watch. Right on time. These others must be early birds. She was just glad that she wasn't late; it wouldn't do to behave unprofessionally and make a poor first impression. She was dressed in an expensive-looking business suit, complete with silk tie, leather shoes, and typical Yakuza sunglasses. She obviously wasn't going to wear her armor walking around town, but she still had to let people know that she wielded power through wealth. That coupled with her intimidating height made certain that trouble avoided her. And she wanted to let the other members of the League know that she was Yakuza; it was a part of her identity and being Yakuza and League of Villains was not something that needed to be mutually exclusive, even though the rise of villains was, in part, responsible for the decline of organized gangs.

It looked like those gathered had entered into an argument. Shifumi 'tsk'-ed in disappointment. That was something 'villains' lacked: discipline. But better to put her misgivings aside and at least introduce herself and perhaps defuse the situation. Besides, the yseemed to be arguing about 'style', so maybe her presence and obviously Yakuza get-up would give them something else to criticize. "Yo. Shifumi Ushiyama. You can call me Shifumi, but I also respond to 'Boss' or 'Aneki'. Otherwise I go by 'Ushi-Oni'." Though she began casually and led into a bit of a joke by asking them to call her 'Boss', she followed it up with a deep, respectful bow.
Finally got around to editing my CS's and posting them in the character tab. Will get an IC post up soon-ish, hopefully.
My Student Hero:

My Villain:
I just read through the posts since the last GM update. I had a few questions to hopefully get fully caught up:

1. Are there CS's for Momo and Melissa?

2. I assume the upcoming event is a team competition exam? It sounds like an exam took place previously. What were the particulars of that (or any previous events that might have taken place)?

3. I don't really like ret-conning characters into existence. Since my sample post for XiaoPao involved her hilariously getting arrested on the first day of school, I was thinking that this caused enough of a delay (through paperwork, and what-have-you) that XiaoPao was prevented from attending and only now shows up, after also taking catch-up courses and such.

4. What is the objective of the villain meeting? Ar all the villains new inductees to the League of Villains? Is it okay if I just have Shifumi show up, just because she was invited?
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