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The virgin "My post was so bad it killed the RP!" VS the chad "My post was so good it concluded the RP."
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W I T H R I G H T E O U S H A N D S





Did you know that Dante's inferno is called a divine comedy because things work out for the protagonist? Back in the day, the only two genres were comedy and drama. The only difference was that in a comedy, the protagonist is better off at the end, and a drama is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.

Name:
Broken Promise, BP, Boss

Age:
Old enough to know better, too young to care. (that is to say 30's)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to make my own, but will occasionally join something if it looks interesting. I'll join just about anything so long as it isn’t overly edgy/sweet, though it's rare for me to do. I don't do 1x1s too often either.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to befriend or proper assholes everyone wants to stay away from. I try not to play moral paragons or prime evils.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the off topic sections has seen me find an excuse to talk about Danganronpa: Tower of Carnage. It's a project that took over 4 years to complete and I feel pride not only for myself but all the wonderful people who helped make it enjoyable during its run. Re: Zero: The High Council Is technically my first, but it was just something I kind of took over and ended up ending the story after just six months. It finished, but eh...

Last RP I finished was Symphony of Espers which turned out pretty good.

RP's in progress:
For some reason I can't seem to stay away from Ari's magical girl RP, even if I'm not sure why I'm still in it.

As for my own projects, I'm doing Symphony on High to continue the gigachad adventures of the espers in Pax Septimus.

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are a few 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences.

And then there's that london magical girl RP, and that dark magical girl RP. I think I'm done joining magical girl RPs for a while.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me. I like channels like Tier Zoo and Daryl Talks Games, and I’ll also watch things like Critical Drinker or Literature Devil to deepen my understanding of story telling. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching stuff like Sseth, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Painting Minis
I do this in moderation. Otherwise, it's a pretty expensive hobby to start...

Music
I listen to everything, save most country/rap songs. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about writing well and having a good time.

People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.

Most Recent Posts

Sprigs left? Okay, I guess the RP can continue.



Quick pow-wow. then I'll lay off the global pings for a while.

Firstly, new map is up in the E-handbook. if you plan on exploring the third floor, you can use that to give yourself an idea of what's where.

Secondly, I was going to start the trial this month. But I'd like to work on it a little bit more. I had a nasty surprise when two victims bailed on me, and it set me back a little bit. However, I really like the way it's turning out,and everything is going well at the moment. Also I know you guys really aren't ready for a trial yet anyway, haha. I'd like to give everyone the chance for their characters to catch up to the moment, maybe collab a bit, that kind of stuff. Monokuma is also going to drop off the beta tape player soon, so there is plenty to do and be excited about before the third trial shows up.



It was not uncommon for carnage sisters to wound people in order to draw out more prey. A wounded infinite could yell for minutes before bleeding out, and without a good doctor, they were as good as dead anyway. But not everyone can give up on the damned, and the carnage sisters know this. The cruelty of the nurses was frequently underestimated.

Even with the Davis's announcement, Jezebel continued to drag Zachary's body across the floor. Night of carnage wasn't over until the injured were treated. Zachary's wound was deep, and simply wrapping bandages over it wouldn't stop the bleeding. But she was not oblivious to anything that was going on. She could see Krista “I hope you're happy.” Jezebel's voice was but a whisper. “This is so on you.” Cyrus was there too of course, moving as fast as he could. He was pulling Krista along while carying Rika, but it looked like she might be dead. “I hope you're happy, you can totally fit your tiny microphone inside her huge chello case now.” She wheezed between breaths, but she wasn't going to stop. “I hope you're happy” This time she looked at Daimyon. “I'm so glad to see your bravery has returned, barf bag.” Sweat was pouring off of her face. The makeup didn't breath very well, and Zachary was heavy for someone Jezebel's size. “I hope you're happy.” This time she looked at Calvin. “You thought you were so brave.” she looked at Alice. “So strong.” She looked at Max. “Gag me with a spoon, you thought if you had a plan, it would all work out. But you underestimated them, you sacrificed lives that didn't belong to you.” Jezebel's legs gave out and she fell onto her back. She hadn't noticed it while she was carrying him, but her glove was covered in Zachary's blood. Her entire body trembled. She'd been fighting and running all night, and she didn't have the strength to move Zachary another inch. “Why?” She said between ragged breaths. “Why won't any of you help me?”

Alexandria tip toed over to Jezebel. ”Oh golly gee! Zappy looks a little under the weather.” She bent over to place a hand on the archer's chest. ”Oh, yea. He was in for the slow boop.” She nodded. ”It's one of those boops that goes so long, you almost think someone's just saying boo! You know? Like booooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo...P!” Jezebel tried to hang on, but Alexandria was able to easily wrench Zachary from Jezebel's clutches. ”We have a lot of cleaning up to do, so you guys should think about getting some sleep.”

Jezebel tried to grab Alexandria's ankle, but she was too slow. “Give him back!”

Willow Had pulled Rika off of Cyrus's back, and was walking over to Aleecia to pick up her corpse as well. ”Well fought vagrants.” Willow leaned down to pick up Aleecia's body and slung it over her other shoulder. ”I do look forward to our next encounter. I hope your swordsmanship improves Calvin, my sisters won't always be so willing to lop off one of my arms.” With the two sisters carrying all the dead, they walked into a veil of pink smoke and disappeared.

By this point Jezebel was standing over Faith, who was still kneeling in front of where Aleecia's body was. She placed a hand on her shoulder, perhapse to sturdy herself. She still had very little strength left. But... she was wearing a smile. A dark shadow covered her face, but her eyes and mouth were lit up like a jack-o-lantern. “I totally hope you're happy.” Jezebel's voice was louder now. Anyone in the vicinity could hear her. “It wasn't quite like you imagined it would be was it? But then again it never is. It's totally what makes adventures exciting right?” She leaned in closer to Faith, but didn't quiet her voice at all. “Why are you pretending to be sad? You know I was actually really happy when we got split up. It's kind of a bummer that you're here doing the same crap you did in the other game.” Jezebel stood up. “I hope you're happy, I hope you're all happy. Because this was your idea.” She laughed like a hyena before walking towards the exit. “I just want you guys to know that next time, I'm so going to make sure nobody participates. That's a promise.” Jezebel continued to wear that smile right out of the hospital. Everyone else slowly vacated the area, going to their rooms or the support team.






When Noel entered the first floor of the hospital, it was apparent that something had happened here. There was a crumpled IV pole from when Alexandria attempted to hit Ice, the molotov had left a scorch mark, and the robot horse laid in a heap of its own oil. But there was evidence of far more evidence of a struggle than that. There was a chain gun sitting in a crater on the floor, with its severed mount still on the ceiling. Rows of spikes had been bent over and weren't able to fully retract. There was also a flamethrower pointed at a scorched wall, but there was no evidence it ever hit anything. As Noel neared the reception desk, she saw evidence of a struggle; there were knife or sword marks everywhere. When Noel peeked inside, she could see Denis sitting with his legs folded. His back was slouched against the wall, and there was a shattered fluorescent light fixture in front of his body. When Noel moved in to get a closer look at him, she heard someone call out from the darkness.

“Hello, Pretty lady.”

Normally Noel would’ve rolled her eyes at Denis’s quips. But this time, she was relieved the guy was alive, at least. Though she wondered if he was truly fine slumped like that. With the way the room was looking, she could only imagine what had been going on here. Could anyone use the traps besides monokuma? But he was with the rescue team, right? She moved in closer, leaning over him. ”Pro tip, don’t flirt when you aren’t looking presentable, it works counterproductive.” She responded, then looked him over. ”Are you alright, can you stand?”  

“Ah, I'm fine.” When Denis stood up, he wobbled around a bit before regaining his balance. “I was getting rest.” He adjusted his vest, but was still using the wall to support himself. “A blond lady appeared on the screens. She said she was going to kill me but...” he brushed his hair back. “Denis 's cunning and good looks won the day.” There were some heavy footsteps coming around the corner. “Oh, and he helped a lot too.” Denis pointed at the figure as they came into sight. It was Justiciar.



”Justice has been served.” Justiciar sheathed their strange blade. ”I had planned on fighting the carnage class chassis myself, but Monika is an unwholesome opponent when assisting the other sisters. I came here to shut her down.” Justiciar stepped closer to Noel. ”Davis's message was rather chilling. How did everyone else fair in the fight?”

Noel recoiled at the sight of Justiciar. Wait, did Denis say it had helped them? That seemed to go against everything the person(?) had done before.  She tried to relax slightly, but she stayed on her guard. Who knew what they were going to do next. She helped Denis up, but her eyes didn’t avert from what could still be a threat. ”Not to well. We have two confirmed dead, and I don’t believe everyone’s accounted for yet when I left. I came to check up on Denis...”  

Questions burned inside of Noel. This was her chance to question the mysterious entity. At the same time, she needed to stay cautious, especially if this was another patient. That meant that it could still kill them, unlike a carnage sister. ”So, am I to make up that you saved Denis?” Noel asked it. ”That’s… uhm… well thank you.”

“No make up needed, just make out!” Denis chuckled. “Sorry, just lightning the mood.”

”Two dead, I see...” Their voice trailed off. ”I did save him, but my main reason for being here was to disable the local internet connection. I trust that is why Davis announced the end of the night instead of Monokuma. I'm not sure such a trick will work in the future however. They have a way of learning from their mistakes. Regardless, I am sure there would have been many more casualties if Monica wasn't disabled. Champion Carnage sisters are not to be underestimated.”

Denis placed a hand on his head. “What are champions?”

Justiciar's gaze shifted from Noel to Denis. ”Each carnage sister has one of three grades that determines their role in the killing games. Champions are more efficient killers, and are usually dispatched in special instances like tonight. However, each game usually has a champion to act as a leader for the other sisters. The strongest are empress class sisters. There are not many that I know of. Alice Parker is one of them, and arguably the strongest among them.”

”I see...” Noel said, pondering and, more importantly, ignoring Denis’s misplaced comments. So this likely wasn’t the first occasion additional carnage sisters had been unleashed on games. That was going to make the occurrence of the night of carnage a lot more harrowing. At any time, Davis could just drop these on them? That almost didn’t sound fair. ”Then who is the champion of this game? Willow?” She pondered out loud. The champions didn’t seem to have differed much from the regular ones, besides Monika.

”This game is a bit different.” Justiciar rested their hand on their sheathed blade. ”There are two champions. I suspect this is because of the large number of patients. Both Willow and Geina are champion sisters.” Justiciar turned around to look at the clock. ”I should not remain much longer. The two of you should rejoin the others. Some of them will undoubtedly need to be counseled after this.”

Two champion carnage sisters? Well that wasn’t a nice surprise. Willow and Geina didn’t seem to be too different from Nariko and Alexandria. However, what did this mean for their carnage chassis? Honestly, Noel didn’t even want to know.

It was prudent for them to get back to the rest soon. There was probably much more work to be done. But there were two more questions on Noel’s mind. Well, many more really, but two most pressing. ”Why are you telling us this? I thought you were on their side?” She asked.

Justiciar continued to walk away, not even turning their head to give a reply. ”I am on the side that balances the scales... in favor of justice.”






He stared upwards briefly as his senses began to come back to him. Had he been asleep? And for just how long? Perhaps he had overslept? He felt really weak and dizzy. Was he alright? From what he could tell, he was lying on his back. He didn't feel a bed beneath him though. Had he gotten into a fight and lost? Did he still have his wallet? There was only one way to really make sure everything was okay, and it was not by staying on the ground. With more effort than he'd have liked, Zach managed standing up, albeit barely, and tried to recall events prior to waking up just now... but could remember nothing. It was all blank, aside from his own name. Yes, all he could remember was that his name was Zachary Ackerson.

But that was not exactly the biggest problem he had currently.

The area in which he existed was white. Up, down, left, right, backward, forward... No matter which direction he chose to cast his gaze, only a white abyss greeted his vision. Even recalling as little as he did, he knew something was amiss. What even was the place he found himself in? It made no sense. It was not as though he was blind. He could see his own hands, after all. But not even shadows existed here. It was like an untextured level in some unfinished video game if Zach could still yet give such an analogy. He felt an increasing unease the longer he tried to spot something, anything, other than himself or the white expanse. What did this all mean?

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" a deep voice asked from behind him.

Startled, Zachary turned around only to meet eyes with another being. A taller, barely older man with broad shoulders, fairly defined muscles, and, in contrast to Zach's expectations, a rather arrogant look on his face. Zach took a moment to collect himself mini leap he did before speaking. "What do you mean?" he asked. He did not exactly like the ominous question the man asked him. "Do you know what is going on here? Why is everything white?"

Just to be sure, Zachary gave another glance in every direction. Nothing had changed with the appearance of this man. There was naught but an ever-expanding whiteness surrounding him. Yet the new individual did not seem disturbed at all. In response to the question, he scoffed. "I'm am sure you'll remember soon enough. And even if you don't, you've always been quick to adapt to change, after all."

Zach blinked. Did that mean this young man knew who he was? Now that he thought about it, he did feel some sense of familiarity with this young guy. Was he perhaps a friend? "I.. am quick to adapt?" the archer repeated, confused as to what the man was talking about. "I don't recall... I..." Ackerson kept trying and trying to bring up memories, but each attempt left a pain in his head in its wake and nothing to show for it. Yet, he knew something was there. It was on the tip of his tongue!

"Do you need a little push? I suppose, given circumstances, that's understandable." the man continued beaming a grin at Zach, who was struggling vainly not to show the absolute confusion he was still experiencing. It almost felt like they were in different worlds, and Zach was beginning to wish he could swap places. "Here," the man began, "Does the term "street rat" ring any bells, huh?"

Zachary froze. Something was happening. Yes, he was remembering! That which was lost to him was now returning. But, what a strange choice of words to trigger it? Was there a meaning behind this? He had to know. Upon hearing the term, the world around them burst with colors and objects, sounds and smells, feelings and, of course, memories. In the distance, almost like an invisible projector was there, his earliest moments began playing. Zach watched them with fascination... at first. In mere seconds, as the memories played out, his expression turned to one of horror.

He was shown random clips of his early life, but even the moments skipped on the 'projector' returned to his memory. Vague memories as an infant were shown, a few birthdays too, and then, suddenly, everything went sour.

"Useless piece of shit!" his mother screamed at a ten-year-old Zach. She threw something at him and hit him square in the head. He would have to lie about the bruise the next day when he went to school. Unfortunately, school was no respite for him. The kids there treated him about as bad as kids their age could. They'd call him names, avoid playing with him, and tease and steal from him when he wasn't looking. Perhaps the teachers in his school were oblivious to this, which is why he never received any help.

At home, the process repeated again until, well, Zachary ran away. The final straw had been a few years later when his mother informed him of her true feelings towards her son.

"I'd be so much happier had you never been born!" she had said, meaning it. Even now, the context escaped him due to the sheer power such words had on him. The meaning was the only thing that mattered. He couldn't play it off as a joke. He couldn't pretend like he hadn't heard it. He couldn't lie to himself -- he was not welcome by his own mother, all for existing as fas as he was aware.

Zachary saw his early childhood. He recalled the emotions he felt then just as strongly as when he experienced them. Tears threatened to flood his cheeks, yet he could not look away. He hoped his memories would take a turn for the better. He hoped, but...

Being told what his mother had told him convinced Zachary to leave, even if he had nowhere to go. His father was never home, always away on business trips because that was the only way to sustain the family, given their poor economic situation. Even as a youngster, Zachary understood the gist of their situation at home. That's why he left. One less, unwanted mouth to feed. If his parents could be happier without him, then why stay there? Wouldn't that be a selfish thing to do? He wasn't very old and he wasn't very big, but he knew just enough to get by. His meals weren't a consistent part of his life when he ran away, and he somehow survived on scraps and luck for a couple of years.

"So..." Zach exhaled. "...that was me..." These memories... they weren't making him feel any better than when he was clueless. Zach would actually prefer that, now. And this was just his childhood! If things... if things were going to continue to be like this, then maybe he'd be best off without them! Zach dropped to his knees. "I... I don't like this! This sucks!"

Something about the man had changed but Zachary wasn't sure what. He looked... maybe older? Weird. More importantly, however, was how angry he also now seemed, compared to before. "Stand up!" he demanded. "Shape up, boy! You're not done yet." and with this order, Zach found himself rising once again. It was an unconscious action because he was still devastated. And now, he was terrified. Does that mean there's even more to this horror movie that was his life?

This memory was the darkest, yet brightest moment in his life. It was a defining period in his life that made him the adult he was in the present. Even having not recalled it yet, Zachary was made aware of this the moment the 'projector' started playing. He clutched his chest in feeble preparation for the moments to come.

He remembered the rain pouring that day. It had been doing so the entire week. The young, runaway Zach was cold and shivering, constantly in a state of discomfort. What kind of life was this? It was horrible and meant nothing. He lived off what he could find, spoke to nobody, and could never trust that he'd live to see tomorrow. If someone stabbed and murdered him, would anybody even care? No, probably not. His mother obviously wouldn't.

He wondered... would his father?

Zach barely remembered his father's face back then. It was rare to see him back at home, after all. Sure, he smiled and occasionally played with him, but he was married to the woman who despised him. Perhaps that was all lip service?

As the rain hammered down and Zach wondered what fate had in store for him, he noticed some suspicious activity nearby. A couple of thug-like boys were causing a ruckus. Nothing particularly out of the norm. Thugs do cause a ruckus, but his guts told him that something was terribly wrong. He wasn't sure why he followed but chalked it up to those shows he used to watch the few times he was able to. The ones of heroes and good guys, the ones where people were happy, the ones... he really envied. Plus, sitting around and freezing his ass off simply wasn't the most appealing of ideas.

Trailing the thugs (there were two), Zach found that they were planning a mugging. How silly it felt at the time. Did people normally just speak about plans to mug people out in the open? Well, to be fair, Zach was in hiding. He knew the police were searching for him, presumably to arrest him for stealing. That said, he only ever stole! He never harmed anybody, so he was not all bad, right? At least better than these two, who were going to threaten people or injure them just to get some money! Yes, that had to be it. Hearing about such cruelty lit that hero spark in his heart, the one that had laid dormant for so long! How cool! How kind! How... foolish.

Without having an actual plan, Zach stalked the two until they attempted to make their move!

And then,

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̵̧̡̛̛̻͉̖̱͎̣̱̬̪͇̝̮͇̦̼͗͒͛̂̀͋͠ͅf̵̡̡̢̢̡̛̟̹͎̠̗̟͉̗͎̭̯͕̤͎̈́̊̓̽̀̌̑͌̄̆̀̄̊́͘̚͜͜͜͝͠a̶̧͈͚̼͎̖̩͍̼̮̻̫̙̣̅̈́̍͜ů̸̪͇͔̱̬̼̯͇͈̰̪͖͉̪̤̲̲̖͉̝̆͜͜͝ͅĺ̵͉̱̲͎͖̺̰͈̳͖̹̯̒ţ̴̢̛̛͈̤̱̺̳̫̩̎͋̒̎͋̆̒͒͝,̶̧͓͙͇̰̥̼̲̮̲̼̆̉̑͌́̃̍̆̓̾̚ ̷̢̢̡̛̦̳̤̪̖̠̹̮̹͇̹̗̪̏̃͗͒́̎́̎͆̾͜͠į̵̣̮̘͚̞̻̪̝͍̗̫̻̜̩̻͓̤͑̈́̏̇̌́̎́ṭ̶̡͎̝̪̻͍̞̳̖̜͍͚̱̜͎͌̿̌̓̌̔̉͊̏͌̋͂̕̚̚̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ ̷̛̩̜͇̟͈̠͓̱̟̣̙͙͚͊̐̀̑̏̿̔̌͌͂̓̈̈́w̶͕̼̍̅̾̀͘â̸̧͙͕̠̤̰̼͈̫̲̖̩̦̫̼̺̈́̉͗̍̅̀͘͝ͅͅͅͅs̵̢̡̪͓͉̤͈̩̜̝̖͓͔͇̰̽͛̀͜͝.̷̨͈̫̤͔̯̩͍̘͔̰̤̩͕͉̣͈̲͍͖̯̎̀̃̌̿̇͛͛̆͆͐͐̔͐́͒̃̉̃̏.̷̛̛̗̘̫̖̙̟̙̜̜͕̙̰͍̏̀̅̓͗̈́̓͛̀̓̀̀̏̒̏͗̀̀͘̕͝͝ͅ.̷̡̨̼̯͇̘͍̤̠͈̤̮̤̳͍̮̀̇͌̈́͆̓̔͒̕͝ ̴̧̬̺̲͚̅͗̋̈́̉̋̎͠ä̶̹̗́̀n̵̢̢̧̛̙̼͇͇̬̙̭̯͔̹̪̞̻̰̤̳̲͇͇̬͑̓̿̅̋͌̈́́̕͠͠͠ͅ ̶̡̡͖̺͚͍͍͈̼̽̅̈́̈̊̎͂͐́͗͗̋̈́̎̒̕̕͜͝͝͠͠ͅą̵̹̻̮̠͕̪̠͔̤̙̬̥̓̄͊̒͛̈́̓̐́̽̔͂̐͛͒̉͘͘͝c̸̨̨̛̛̫͕̩̲̮̹̹̝̹͚͎͎̟͔̬̭̰̳͗̃̌̾͗͆̈̓͛̈́̾̐́̎͂̋̈͝c̶̩̉̊į̷̧̛̛̺͔̲̹͉͇̻̹̩̭̪̖̫͍͎͈̮̲̙̭̖̏̆̃̿̀͗͝͝d̵̢̛̙̺̘̈͌͐̽͌̂͗͌̊̀̈́̀̑͋̒̂́ë̵̡̡̛̱̗̤͚̙̙͈̞̪̥͍̩̤̜͎͖͓̩̱̦̟́̀̾͂̂͒̆͗͠͝͝͠ń̴̡̨̛̛̻͍͙͈̤̟̠̻͍̣͇̙̌̽͑̄̽̔̐͆͑̆̂̅̋͑͘̚͝t̴̗͓̻̖̪̟̦̏̔͛̌͋͗͒̆̓͛̕͝ͅ.̶̧̭̱̱̩̭̯͎̻͖͖̤̖̣̘̫̂̈͑̄̓̽͆̊̄̕͠ͅ ̵̢̢̺̳͈͓͙̙̟͈̠̥̪̬̖̺̻͉̻̞̙͛͜N̶̡̢̢͖̼̮͈͉̯̼͕̱̻͙̬̖̰̺̤̎́͗̈́̇͛̌̌̏̆̍͌͜͝ͅo̵̡̧̢̯̞̱̭͔͍̝̪͓̦̫̹̰̩̰̪̜̼̘̤͊́̅͊͝ͅ,̴̨̳̗̣̘̼̩̦̺̥͈̱͙̘͍͚͙̓͌̎́͋̊̀̋ ̸̡̛̥͇̪̰̲͎̰͔̾͆̋́̿͌͌̾̄̈̾̊͌̀̓̐͝͠ḩ̶̳͇̮̮̲̣͇͇͂̌ě̸̡͔̜̪͓͓͍̞̂͑͆̓̈̏ ̸̤͙̈́̂̀̽c̴̨̨̱̫̮͈̠͍̖̗͔̲͎̤̺̤̫͚̻̘̗͔̰̀́͜ǒ̵̢̬̹̻̲͇̲̩͉̫̠̬͖̤̻́̿̿̔͐͋̕̕̕u̸̯̥̼͖͆̋͐̋̏́́̅̅̎̈́̃͆̂͊̚l̶̢̍͗͊́̋d̶̡̨̡͚͍͕̬̝͍̱̪̓̆͋̈́͐̂̓̀̽̽͒̉̌͊̕͘͠ͅͅn̵̢̢̨̢̺̠͚͙̻͔̗̘̰͇̜̪͉̩̳̾̿̾̄̂̈́̂̀̿͗̓̏̀͒̎̕͘̕͜͠͝ͅ'̸̡͇̜̼̰̭̤͙̹̺͙͕̱͆͛̂́ţ̴̛͍̭̥̻̫͎́̿̾̋͑̐̄̀̂̑̅̑̚͜͝ ̶̝̐̄́̇̀̃̐̂͊̏̊d̴͉̲̲̟͔̳̩̼͍͖̬͚͇̜̒̑̌̓͐͒̊̑͛ò̵̠̜͇̭̥̰̠̮̽͐́̂͗̋̾̓̓̄̏͋̀̅̂̏̀̽͘̕̕͝ ̷̝̫̫̻̬͎̻̟̘̓̂̈́̓̇͆̾̋͊͛̀̋̀͒̈́̎̍̕͝͝ţ̵͙̠̺̙̐̿̂h̸̛̛͔̳̠̣̭͈̼̱̺̦̼̩̜̭̱͇̦̲̥̗͛̆͂̐̓͊̾̏̂̔́̓́͒̓͘͝ͅa̵̧̧̧̯̜̲̩̤̰̫̗̥̳̪̬̰̪̦̤͗́͌̎̐̀́̈̂̇̓͒̓̽̀̅̊͒̈͘͜͝t̶̡̤̮͖͚̙͖͉̅̋̔̀̎̐̉̈́͜!̶̡̨̛̛͉̲̥͈̭̰̠̞̓̓̌͌̽͋͗̒̿́̐̏̀̋̽͌̈́̽̚͜ͅ ̴̨̗͍̬̗͔͈̮̣̣͈̻͔̤͙͖͎̮̫͕̱̳̬̈͑͂́̅͐̀̒̈́̑͆͘N̸̥͙̗̣̼͍͇̿̓̈́̐̀͋̍̈́̂͛̀͛̆̇̇̚͘̕̚͠͝͝o̷̡̦̹̯̼̗̪̖͚̹̫͐̎̒̓͊͂̇͜͝͝ͅ ̴̨̢͓̪͊̊̏̀͒̒͌̀̾̒͊͐̉̌̓̅͂̐̕̚͝͝n̵̨͙̪̹͇̤̆̓̅̆͆̽ớ̷̢̰̪̥͎̝̆̕ ̸͑̂̓̈̉̉̈́̿͋̈́̀̂͛̎̄̏̒̂͂̕͝͝͝ͅn̶͇͈͖͈͕̪͉̓̏̆̌̽̂̂̍͗̌̐͘͠͝ơ̸̤̬̽̿̋̎̔͑̊̀̊́͂͑̀̒͂͝͝ ̴̨̙̪̱̫̣͙̤̣̹̙͋̿̓͊̓̌̇́̕̚̕͠ņ̷̛̬͕̹̝̤̹͉̞̮̥͖̲͇̞͈̗̖̮̜̈͗͊͒͆̌̒͐̐̈̅̏̈́͒͑̀̾̋͊͜͝͝ͅǫ̴̛̪͇̪̥̮̦̺̫̤̯͉̗̳͌̓̈́͑̽͂͜ͅn̵̢͙͚̙̭͔̉̓͋̈́̀̽͑͑̐̎̒̋́͘̕͝ 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It hurt. It hurt so bad. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt. It hurt.

His head was pulsing with a pain that felt like it'd been split in two with an axe and the same could be said about his heart. He couldn't watch what happened next, even if he could vividly remember it all the same. This was the moment, the very moment he'd become the Infinite Archer. And yet, he never wanted to see this moment again.

"I..." he stopped and turned to face the man once again. "...but then, I remember who you are...!"

More importantly, it was the moment that allowed him to finally recall who this guy was. The man was noticeably older this time. He appeared to be in his forties or early fifties. Tears began streaming down his face. "...Dad...!" he cried. "...I missed you so much I...!" but as soon as they began, he realized that there was still something very wrong.

Why did he miss his dad? After the incident, they were together and Zach began his life as the Infinite Archer, but...

"Yes, you're almost there, Zachary." his father encouraged.

It was then that his time as a prisoner to a hellish 'game' began playing on the 'projector'. His arrival, the dread he felt while hiding under a calm mask. The anger he felt when his captors taunted him and the rest of the 'patients', his anxiety when people tried speaking to him and touching him, and, of course, the blooming friendship he shared with Jezebel, despite clowns scaring him. He even remembered denying it when Jez called him out on this. The fear he felt when Geina almost killed him, the inability to think properly when he thought he'd assisted accidentally in Marianne's death, the irritation at being insulted by Cyrus and just how silly the trial had become, that short time he spent with Krista which had made him realize he might just be able to make friends! Of course, he also remembered getting into an argument with Jezebel over rescuing Krista, the pain he felt during it, and then...

"...I died?" he immediately asked his father. The man did not speak with words, giving a sorrowful smile in response. His dad motioned towards the 'projection'. It began to display Zachary's last moments, and the Infinite Archer watched as he helplessly tried leading his friends to victory with an odd way of using his bow, only to be overwhelmed by the sudden appearance of two other Carnage Sisters. Of course, it started skipping and stopped just as Zach's consciousness back there did -- right when a thumb found itself deep inside his eye socket.

"N-no..." again, Zachary dropped to a knee. "That's... I can't be..." rather than relief, the tears he now shed were those of a man who had lost hope. "You're... you're telling me I died like that!?" the word 'composed' could not be used to describe the archer right now, but was an applicable synonym. "That's impossible! That's horseshit! I can't believe that!" he glared, teary-eyed at his father, who still did not speak. But Zachary wasn't done. He couldn't be! This wasn't just his life he was talking about! He wasn't allowed to die like this, die so suddenly!

Planting his fist into the ground, he'd come to realize the area was beginning to darken. It was not all white anymore, but the 'sky' was shattering. The white was being replaced with black. Zachary began to panic. "There's gotta be something I can do, right?" his eyes begged his father to answer him, but he remained silent. "Please...! Anything..." the world continued to break and piece after piece, the world slowly became black.

Finally, as the last of the white was removed from the world, his father spoke to him. "Come, it's time to go."

"...then... there's nothing to be done?" realizing he was going to get nowhere, Zach hysterically laughed and fell backwards onto the floor. He raised his hand to the black sky and made a fist. "How cruel...! I've done nothing to deserve this... this escape." It wasn't the fact that he died that hurt him so bad. It was the fact he died without atoning for what he'd done. He told himself that he couldn't just die whenever he wanted. He owed it to someone not to. But, even still... he perished? Crazy killer game or not, that was no excuse. His life was more important than that! His life wasn't his own, so losing it like this was unforgivable!

But then... what could he do? Zachary's father was a strong, great man who was perfect in every way as far as he was concerned. Somebody to aspire to be. So... this man he'd been talking to was not his father.

His father couldn't be dead, after all.

So that meant this had to either be some weird illusion created by his subconsciousness to help him move on, or it was God. Or whatever deity turned out to be true. Honestly, that didn't matter. What did was that he simply couldn't go against something like that, that was for sure. But if he was God, or even the Devil, did that mean it was alright to die?

"I suppose... it's alright to leave, then." Zach sighed and slowly began to get up. His face still red and covered in tears, he offered a strained smile to whomever it was taking the visage of his father and tried to wipe away what wetness on his face he could. "Where... are we going?" he asked.

"I cannot tell you, you'll just have to wait and see." he was told.

"Can you at least tell me what it's like?" Zach asked. "Is it a bad place?"

His 'father' laughed. "I guess that wouldn't hurt. It's a wonderful place. You'll love it, I'm sure." the older man informed as he began walking off. A door appeared a few feet before him, a bright light escaping beneath it. When Zach saw this, he couldn't help but feel how cliche this all was. Really, this all sounded like some cheesy way to send a character off in a book or a movie. To give closure. He recalled how he felt that, objectively, these kinds of send-offs were too unrealistic. It was more likely that you experience nothing but blackness when you die, assuming you do not believe in any higher power. Zachary was never an optimist, so he didn't quite have any faith. Though, given his current situation... well, it would seem those kinds of fiction proved to be correct in how they handled the afterlife.

The door opened, and behind it was a blinding light. It wasn't possible to SEE what was inside, but he could certainly HEAR it. The beautiful laughter of a woman. And from that laughter, he could tell whom it was. It was a very familiar woman doing something very unfamiliar given her character. The sound of his mother having a good time, enjoying herself. He'd never heard it before. Truthfully, he never came to resent his mother. He never had that sort of confidence. It was certainly his fault she got so angry, after all. So, with a smile, Zachary took a step towards the door along with his 'father', who was smiling just as bright as he'd ever done.

It was so strange. In his entire life, he never felt like he deserved happiness. He'd been a burden to his parents and he'd stolen just to eat for a while. And then, after that he... well, that wasn't important now, was it? Still, he lived with no intention of being truly happy, for he never believed he deserved it. Yet now he had no choice but to be happy. Such a silly thing it was. He never did what he set out to do in life, but since this was death, it would seem like that didn't matter anymore.

Zach took one last look behind him, at the black world. Ignoring the door he was about to enter, the only light was from the 'projector' that had shown him his memories. It still barely displayed one last image. It was hard to discern at first being so blurry, but he had come to realize it was Jezebel. A needle piercing his heart wasn't a good enough comparison. The pain he felt from the realization she witnessed him die was many times more than that. He frowned. There was nothing to be done, but he knew that'd simply be another regret he'd have. Zachary knew there was simply no way to do anything about it.

"Forgive me, I couldn't even say goodbye."

Turning away he stepped through the door along with his dad.

“I hope you're happy.” her voice echoed. “I totally hope you're happy.”

The pain in his heart was amplified by the pain he felt in Jez's voice. He made a promise to himself that, even here in the afterlife, he would never forget his first true friend. He only hoped that she could find it in her to forgive him for bowing out so soon. But she was a strong woman. Much more mature and a better person than he. Hopefully, she and the rest of the crew could figure their way out of that mess with no more casualties. But it was in their hands now for he was retired.

And so, Zachary shut the door.

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"No, now's not the time to be dead!"

Zachary had yelled at the top of his lungs, a challenge to fate. The door was shut before him, separating him and his 'father', along with whatever it was he was being led into. Happiness? Was that what that was supposed to be? How cheap! What kind of person would Zach be if he allowed himself to be happy his only friend was sad? Zach wasn't the kind of filthy casual to play Fire Emblem on Phoenix Mode! He was a Classic, no restart (or so he claims online) kind of guy! When happiness is handed out to you like that, is it even worth it? How could he be satisfied with a victory he didn't earn? The answer was no!

It did mean the least to him that there was a chance this was anything more than some weird chuuni delusion he was having at the doors of death. Even if it was God himself wearing the face of his father, he wasn't going to allow himself to stay dead. Preferably, he wouldn't become a zombie, but if he had to... well, he was inserting his last coin in and hitting continue no matter what! He wasn't quitting this match or his team just yet! And so, with a spirit full of fire and burdens more than he was willing to lose...

Zachary Ackerson awoke.



The following day was not one many would meet with much enthusiasm. Bliss typically woke up early to start breakfast for everyone, but she hadn't left her room. Jezebel seemed to have vanished into thin air, and Denis was still recovering. In fact, many of the infinites would need some time to recover from their physical and mental wounds.

But not all were that way.



Lucy had discovered the wondrous study while running away from a hillbilly Junko kill bot. She had seen it on her e-handbook, but held off on coming here earlier because of all the other strange stuff going on. But now that she knew there was a good(?) killer robot guarding the place, she was confident she could study here at any hour she pleased. It was certainly less risky than getting a midnight snack during the night of carnage. She sat at one of the tables, pouring over a book. She'd need to have Thomas look at her wounds later. But for now, they had been cleaned and bandaged, which would probably be enough for now.


Okay, with all the shit going on, THAT is the last straw. With Aewin leaving, I am officially closing the RP.

But I'm going to open this one back up here.

It was fun guys, but it's too much stress this time.
Not my best but meh, felt like being more campy this time.


Junko's pupils dilated upon seeing the results of the vote. “I-I lost!?”

Just seconds ago, Junko gave everyone the option to vote Hope or Despair. Of course, what everyone was really voting on was if they would all leave hope's peak academy to go live in some wasteland (formerly Japan), or live in harmony in hope's peak. The catch with the second option was that Makoto would have to go through a painful execution. Fortunately, changing their minds was as easy as yelling the word “hope” at them. Which was good, because being just a normie, it was all Makoto could really do.

“Of course.” Kyoko looked square at Junko. “Hope and despair are just two sides of the same coin. Once Makoto revealed his true talent, there was no way you were going to win.” Kyoko took her hands and placed them together. “Because even if one side of a coin is face down, it's still there, waiting, until it's face up.”

Byakuya sneered. “It's like I said, I always win. As soon as I decided to stop fighting my classmates and decided to fight you, your defeat was as sure as death.”

“Yea!” Aoi was pretty down a few minutes ago, but she perked right up. “There's no way we'd abandon Makoto like that! I mean we almost did, but, um, hope!”

Genocide Jack laughed. “The only reason why I didn't vote for Makoto was because he's not a cute boy, and I only kill cute boys.”

Hiro was quiet. “I uh, actually just pressed the wrong button. I know the other one had a thirty-percent chance of working out.”

“Well.” Junko looked around. “Um...” A crown appeared on her head. “Your queen hereby decrees that the lot of you shall be expelled from the kingdom post haste! Though before you depart, the royal decree dictates that you shall all watch one last punishment!”

“You're going to go through with it?” Kyoko raised an eyebrow. “Because that really screws with my coin analogy. I mean the whole point was-”

“Actually!” Junko butt in, now sporting a ponytail and glasses. “Analogies are not designed to be taken that far. Hope and despair are two concepts that are far too complex to be chained to the simple idea of a coin. An analogy is just a teaching aid, and shouldn't be looked at further than the original example. You wouldn't use hope and despair to pay for groceries, no more than Makoto and I are two parts of anything.”

Kyoko started to tear up. “B-but my analogy...”

“It was weak, like your father.”

Kyoko remained silent, but her stare told everyone “I can't wait for this bitch to kill herself.”

“Well!” Junko had abandoned her ponytail and glasses for her normal look, or as normal as Junko can get anyway. “It's really been a blast you five, but I think it's time to go out with ten-thousand baseballs, a trip in the death cage, firetruck impact, excavator smashing, and finally some good ol- fashion compacting!” A red button popped up in front of Junko's console. “Oh, this is some fearsome despair right here. Nothing like I've ever felt before! I wish the entire world could feel just a fraction of this despair.” Her hand hovered over the button. “It's punishment tiiiii-”

“No!” Makoto threw his hand into the air.

Junko's hand was hovering over the button.“Eh?”

“Um.” Makoto fret his brow. “I don't think you should kill yourself.”

Junko laughed. “But this was part of the agreement, wasn't it? Besides, living is so fuckin' boring!”

“Exactly!”

“Eh?” Junko raised an eyebrow. “I need an explanation, at the very least an analogy!”

“Well...”

“Yes, Makoto?” Junko was gritting her teeth. She was flexing her fingers, only barely managing to keep her palm off the button.

“It's just.” Makoto sighed, but quickly steeled his resolve. “We never agreed to anything! And since we beat you, I think it should be up to us what happens to you!”

Junko chuckled. “Really? The way I see it everyone in this room wants to kill me.”

“Well...” Makoto looked away from Junko. “That's... That's not entirely true. Because...”

“Ugh.” Byakuya made one of his insufferable expressions. “Stop squirming like a lowly worm and say something!”

Makoto squinted his eyes as tightly as he could. “I love you, Junko Enoshima!”

“Tch!” Byakuya pushed his glasses further up his nose. “You're a full-on cuck, Makoto!”

“N-no!” Aoi's skin was turning red. “You got all of my hang-out events! You agreed to be my boyfriend! I mean,”

Genocide Jack placed a hand on her chest. “I actually find this display oddly endearing. I might have to kill Makoto after all!”

Hiro just squirmed like the embarrassing coward he is, making those weird “aiyeeyeeEEEeeeee!” noises.

Kyoko's cool exterior cracked a little. “Makoto, do you know what you're saying? How can you possibly love Junko after everything she's done? You know almost nothing about her, aside from the fact that she's nearly caused the genocide of the human race.“

Even Junko was stunned, if but momentarily. “Tch.” She smiled. “Love is an awfully powerful word, yet I have no strong feelings about it. Love has brought hope and despair to the people since the beginning of time.” She lifted the back of her hand up to her mouth. “But love is not just a feeling like hope and despair is, it's something... mutual. Even if you love me, what makes you think I love you?”

“This should prove it!” Makoto looked through his E-handbook. “You like despair, but in order to feel despair, one also needs hope.”

“Yes Makoto.” Kyoko pushed her hair behind her ear. “We covered this in my sublime coin analogy.”

“Junko chose to execute me over everyone else because she liked me the most! This way, even if her plan did work out, she would lose someone she cared about. It's the same reason why she killed her sister!”

“That's kind of twisted, like my eyes.” Genocide Jack spread her arms. “But I also kind of see where he's coming from.”

“N-not really!” Junko placed a hand on the back of her neck. “I didn't really... I mean, maybe...”

“W-what!?!” Hiro babbled. “You mean you-”

“Please shut up Hiro” Kyoko folded her arms. “I may hate Junko, but I'm sure she can give exposition without you interrupting.”

“B-but.”

Byakuya growled. “How did you even survive this long?”

“Anyway, Makoto's right.” Junko lowered her arms in defeat. “Ever since my boyfriend snapped* and tried to kill me, I've always been looking to restore that connection. My sister and I... We both liked Makoto. I kept my distance though, because I knew watching Mukuro be happy with Makoto would bring me even more despair. Makoto wasn't just the ultimate hope.” Junko looked away from everyone. “He's my hope.”

*Junko had a boyfriend in DR0, Yasuke Matsuda. Part of her plan involved doing something so heinous that it would erode his love for her. She ended up killing him, but only after he tried to kill her first.

Shock and awe, the room was quiet, save Hiro's weird wine he does when he's nervous.

“Whatever!” Aoi shouted. “All your 'love' means is that you are too selfish to kill someone who ended the world! I think I speak for everyone when I say we think Junko Enoshima deserves to die!”

“Well, I'm sure you do.” Makoto held his chin. “But just because most of you want her dead doesn't mean she should be killed!”

“Geez.” Aoi balled her hands into fists. “You're definitely going to have to explain that one!”

“Well, I mean look at Byakuya. If we all thought he deserved to die, he would still think his life was worth more than the rest of ours.”

Byakuya grit his teeth. “Perhaps not as much with recent developments, but when I was still the ultimate prodigy, you were all definitely beneath me.”

“So that's more or less what I'm talking about.” Makoto leaned on his podium. “Just as a thought experiment, If you had a room with say, sixteen kids, and all but two of them were evil. And when I mean evil, I mean they were murderers, rapists, the very worst kind of evil. You can kill either all the bad kids or all the good kids.” Makoto stood back up. “what would you vote?”

“T-to kill the bad kids obviously!” Hiro stammered.

“That question was rhetorical, Hiro, but thanks for being honest.” Makoto looked at the rest of the room. “So you would kill the larger number of people if you could confirm they were evil. So what I'd like to ask is what makes you think we're any better than she is. I'd argue some of you are worse!”

“So.” Kyoko did not look very pleased. “You're really so delusional that you think you can prove everyone in this killing game is more evil than you and Junko?”

“I don't know, but...” Makoto's fists tightened. “I have hope.”

Junko folded her hands over her chest. “Makoto...”



“First I'll start with the five murderers.” Makoto waved his hand in front of himself. “Leon could have walked away without killing Sayaka, he was evil. Mondo killed because Chihiro made him feel like less than a man, he was evil. Hifumi Killed because he wanted a waifu, he was evil. Celestia or whatever killed because she wanted a vampire harem and a castle, she was VERY evil.”

Genocide Jack giggled. “But surely their victims were innocent, right?”

“No, that's wrong!” Makoto looked away from everyone. “Sayaka might have been a waifu, but she betrayed my trust because she was evil. Chihiro tried to seduce Mondo and I with his lies and trap body, and is therefor evil. Kiyotaka might have tried to act all proper, but he was annoying, loud, and belittled everyone, making him evil.”

“H-his logic is flawless.” Hiro stated the obvious.

“And my sister?” Junko called weakly.

“Even her.” Makoto sighed. “I liked her but... she was a mercenary. Mukuro was evil.”

Aoi was still all fire and brimstone. “W-well, you can't call Sakura evil.”

“I can, and I will.” Makoto answered with a sorrowful tone. “She was allied with the mastermind from the very beginning. She was prepared to kill someone to start the killing game. If not for Sayaka, she most certainly would have done something.” Makoto lifted his head and locked eyes with Aoi. “Because she's evil.”

Byakuya chuckled. “Well good thing all the evil ones died then. I guess we were fortunate that we survived.”

“No...That's...That's wrong.” Makoto leaned against the podium, clearly weak from having to go on. “Yasuhiro wanted to sell my organs to pay his loan sharks, clearly evil.”

“Wait, you got all my hang out events?”

“I hoped it would make you a better character, it didn't.” Makoto went on. “Aoi, you wanted to kill all of us because you're gay for Sakura. Toko, you're a serial killer. Byakuya, you've been such a dick I don't even think I need to say it. And Kyoko, you risked getting us all killed, and almost got me killed. I'm only alive because of alter ego. You're just as bad as Byakuya. And you're all evil.”

“Hmmm...” Kyoko held her chin. “Your logic is flawless Makoto. I don't think any of us can refute your logic. I'd like to add that you are definetly not 'evil.' You're a little boring, but not evil.” She grinned. “But how do you plan on proving Junko isn't evil? She may not have killed anyone in the killing game directly, but neither did Sakura. Surely if someone threatened to kill your parents-”

“Yea, you're right, Sakura was innocent.”

Kyoko's eyes widened. “Wait what?”

“You bet she is!” Aoi screamed.

Makoto smiled. “I mean, it was just an analogy, right? It's not like my example reflected reality perfectly in every way.”

“Damn you...” Kyoko grit her teeth.

“So while Both Junko and Sakura had evil plans, it wasn't like they forced anyone to do anything. I mean honestly, the whole thing smelled pretty fishy. We disappear, then our families disappear, and nobody notices?” Makoto shook his head. “You'd have to be Leon or Sayaka levels of stupid to not realize something was going down. If anything, Sakura is proof Junko isn't responsible for any of the killings.”

“But what does it all mean?” Kyoko folded her arms. “Junko is still the one who put this killing game in motion.”

“She gave us free food, a place to sleep, and plenty of waifus and husbandos to romance.” Makoto slammed his fist into the podium. “She may have baited some of us into killing, but she was't the one who plunged the knife into Sayaka's chest, no more was she the one who hammered Hifumi's stupid face. Those were all choices we made. Junko didn't turn anyone into a killer, she simply brought those desires to the surface.”

Kyoko squint her eyes. “So you don't think she's responsible for the calamity?”

“The calamity?” He shook his head. “It's not like Junko showed everyone a despair video** and then they magically started killing each other. If a wife cheats on her husband, and the husband murderers the wife out of passion, you don't blame the wife do you?”

**In DR0, the despair video was far less potent, and you had to watch it hundreds of times before it could take effect. It was not the sole reason the calamity happened, and it was more a device the despair gangs used to turn people they had captured to their cause.

Kyoko grinned. “Actually, I just remembered something. My, forgetting that in a time like this would have been embarrassing.”

Hiro opened his mouth. “What wa-”

“Quiet Hiro, I'm getting to it!” Kyoko giggled. “As I was saying, Junko killed her sister in cold blood. Surely that makes her 'evil' just like the rest of us?”

“Well Kyoko.” Makoto stood up straight. “I can see there's only one way to make you see things my way.” He took a deep breath. “HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE!”

Kyoko cackled. “DESPAIR DESPAIR DESPAIR!”

“HOPE!?”

“DESPAIR!!!”

“hope hope HOPE HOPE HOPE!”

“DESPAIR!?!?!?”

“This should prove it... HOOOOOOOOOOOPE!”

“DESPAIIIIIIR!” Kyoko sighed. “Well, I guess that was some pretty strong logic. I can't think of anything to say to refute it. I concede.”

“I must also rescind my previous argument.” Byakuya groaned. “Perhaps Junko deserves to live after all.”

“I-If it means Sakura isn't evil, I'm all for it!” Aoi nodded.

Genocide Jack folded her hands under her chin. “If master thinks it's true, it must be so!”

And for once, Hiro knew his place. He didn't make a peep.

“He's right though.” Junko looked genuinely sad. Not her fake sad she used during the trial. “Mukuro did horrible things when we were children, things that turned me to despair. After ruining me, she left to become a mercenary. There must have been a small part of her that wanted to make amends, but I knew it was only a matter of time before she did something like that*** again.”

***There is nothing to support something like “that” ever happened in Danganronpa, aside from the fact that Junko detests Mukuro.

“Alright.” Makoto adjusted his shirt. “So, now what happens.”

“Well.” Junko placed a hand on the side of her head. “I was going to basically subject myself to the last five executions. That would have been totally cool, but it seems like I have to live now.”

Makoto counted everyone. “Well, there are the five of them. So if you really insisted on using it...”

“Hey! That's a good idea!” Junko lifted her hand over the red button again. “Man, this feels really strange. I was so sure I was going to be the one to die, even before this trial began!”

“H-hey now!” Hiro pointed at Makoto. “It was a joke, okay? I would have left you enough organs to function! I just wanted two of your kidneys!”

“It's punishment tiiiime!”

And so the punishments began. Hiro was bombarded with ten-thousand crystal balls shot out of a baseball launcher. Byakuya was strapped to a cart and subsequently shocked into Togami poupon. Genocide jack was almost burned at the stake, but a fire truck smashed her to bits. Aoi was compacted by an excavator. Lastly, Kyoko had some after school lessons under a trash compactor.



“I felt their deaths were unnecessary, but it's not like they didn't have it coming.” Makoto sighed. “Well, I guess the killing game is over, how do you feel?”

“I don't know.” Junko was hugging herself. “With my analytical mind, I saw this going in one of two directions. But it's taken a third direction that I didn't even expect.” She hugged herself tighter. “Who would have thought Makoto would have tried to rescue me at the end?”

“Heh.” Makoto blushed. He wasn't really use to people showing him gratitude. “So um, your despair urges. Are they still there?”

“I appear to have been thrown into some kind of despair limbo.” Junko's hands slid over her heart. “My ability to analyze the world has been ruined. I use to be ten steps ahead of everyone, Everything use to be so predictable, from the words coming out of your mouth to my own actions. But now I feel like I've been dropped into a completely different territory. Everything feels new and foreign. It scares me but...” She looked at Makoto. “So does despair. For once in my life, despair and chaos look so much more boring than everything else. This, I can't understand it.”

Makoto grinned. “Well, what did you want to do now?”

“I-I don't know.” She closed her eyes. “I feel like I need to collect myself, but I also feel like that will never happen.”

“Well, it's not a choice you have to make by yourself.” Makoto took Junko's hand in his own. It startled her into opening her eyes, but she calmed right down. “The world destroyed itself because of despair, but now it's up to hope to build it back up again.” He pulled Junko closer to himself. “A better word, one where thirteen out of sixteen children aren't murderous fiends.”

Junko nodded. “I like the sound of that. Hope might just become my next obsession.” She half closed her eyes. “That includes you too, you know?”

“Heh...” Makoto went to screatch the back of his head, but was able to stop himself from doing so. “You know, there are going to be a lot of people out there who aren't going to be happy about what happened. They're going to insist you're a criminal, that this is all your fault.”

Junko slid her thumb over the back of Makoto's palm. “With you by my side, I have a feeling it will all work out.”

Makoto simply smiled in response. In truth, he was a little scared too. Maybe this was all part of Junko's plan to win the killing game, or maybe she would simply revert to her old self down the line. She was definetly going to make Makoto's life more exciting. But when he held her hand like this, he knew that somehow, everything would turn out okay if he just hoped.




Shona scanned the last few lines of the story before looking over the edge of the manuscript at Davis, who was looking very pleased with himself.

“Well?” He raised an eyebrow. “What do you think?”

Shona folded the story in half. “I suppose it wasn't painful to read, but writing is clearly outside your area of conquest.”

“O-oh, um, okay.”
Except Huniepop IS very easy to make fun of, its a silly self aware porn game. The context is different to a multi kingdom war epic that plays itself straight.


Pretty sure dynasty warriors is self aware too. Historically, Oichi was about the same age as Nobunaga (her brother), and poisoned herself and her children when she learned of his death. She also never fought a battle.

in Samurai warriors, she's a loli who fights with a toy.



This is not the only example of the game begging you not to take it too seriously. And yes, I am aware they changed her in later installments. But I don't think that really changes anything in the long run. We still have comic-relief characters like Goemon.

I don't think being self aware really changes anything though. Grotesque tactics was aware that it was a generic squad-based RPG, and even went as far as to point out all of the recycled enemies and areas. It was still a very meh game.

But hey man, I'm not here to tell you to stop enjoying honey poop. You do you fam.
Yes, mind-numbingly simplistic games with irritating trope-heavy anime storylines and characters are easy to make fun of, I wonder why?


Wait, weren't you defending honey poop a few pages back?
What inspired you to make a topic like this, @Ruby?
Mopey, frustrated, irritated, whiny, I don't care what word we use to describe it, there are negative emotions there. My point is that it's that kind of negative thinking that drives people away. The world is against you? You have more people drop out on you than anyone else? Says who? the 1x1 section is filled with incomplete roleplays, and the status bar always has a number of people complaining about their 1x1 woes. Trust me, you're not alone.

I mean, I haven't seen how you write. Maybe you really are the worst roleplayer I've ever seen. but there should still be people who are either in your skill range or can connect with you on a human level. That's why becoming people's friends is so important. Because you're writing stories with other people. I don't care if you're the best writer on the forum. If your personality grates on me, I won't want to write with you.

It really is just as easy or hard as being happy. That's not just a rule for roleplaying, it's a rule for life. If you learn how to mentally sort yourself out, you can radiate positive emotions that will attract people to you.

Also, maybe you're going at this wrong. Why not try group roleplays? GMs tend to be less picky about the people they get, as they need as many people as possible to make their ideas work. They don't always get off the ground, they don't always last more than a few weeks, but hey, it's a great way to get introduced to a bunch of people if you don't like the idea of PMing people.
It's hard to find people who will stick with you, be it a 1v1 or a group RP. But I have seen a correlation between someone's staying power and their level of friendship. That is to say the more someone genuinely likes you, the less likely they are to just bail on an RP on you. So maybe instead of looking for "Rp partners." Try looking for friends. Just find people to talk to! It might sound silly, but during the planning phase for my group RP I just chased down anyone with a Danganronpa avatar and started talking about our favorite characters, what we liked and didn't like about the game/anime, etc. I eventually started to sneak in details about my upcoming group RP, and I didn't get put off by the fact that some of them didn't think they'd have time to join. Now we have a discord, and everyone has a very strong connection with each other.

But the trick is not to expect this to happen overnight, and not to get discouraged if the first person you decide to talk to doesn't want to be friends. I talked to many people over the course of months. That's not to say you need to talk to people for months before you RP with them, but you might.

There's a saying that goes something like "You need to be happy to find success, not have success to find happiness." No one will want to roleplay with you if you're mopey all the time. Find your mojo, get some friends, and write some stories.
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