Did you know that Dante's inferno is video game that the main protagonist is also named Dante? Back in the day, the only two games were Devil May Cry and Devil May. The only difference was that in Devil May Cry, the protagonist is better off at the end, and in Devil May Cry 2 it is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny. Name:
Nakushita, Naku The Shitta, Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter, Kept Promises.
Age:
Old enough to not remember, young enough to function (30 something?)
Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to join others, I'm willing to give most genres and ideas a go as long as they have some tidbit that I find interesting, whether group or 1x1.
Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to strangle after realizing that they are either a complete idiot, a walking disaster waiting to happen, or some combination of both.
RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the status bar my many idiotic jokes is well aware that I'm highly incapable of conquesting an RP and thus my sole attempt on the guild exploded and is nothing to be proud of.
There was also a Isekai RP I was a part of for over a year, which was quite entertaining.
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are many 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences and happy little accidents.
Other interests: Videos
I watch a lot of educational and stupid videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me, especially history. I like channels like Kings and Generals and The Mighty Jingles, and I’ll also watch things like Stimpee or Trick2G to deepen my understanding of degeneracy. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching basically anything that is even remotely funny, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I don't gotta work on that.
Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.
Drawing
I can't draw. I haven’t done a lot of it recently and certainly don’t feel confident enough to show anything I make to the general public. Perhaps never. I fear that it may blind the public. Unless you really like poorly shaped stick figures.
Music
I listen to everything, and I mean everything. I have too many favorites to name.
Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about having a good time and avenging my grandfather who was murdered by a bucket.
It took a moment for Ayana to register what Asashi had shouted out to her. Her flailing and splashing continued for a moment longer until her brain caught up with what had been said. She took her feet and planted them against the lakebed as she extended her legs. Standing up out of the water as she looked down at the water accusingly. “Right….I knew that all along, I was only testing all of you, that’s right, it was a test!” trying to explain herself, but by this point there was likely no point in doing so. Not a soul would ever believe her, especially not with her history and track record.
Her sapphire gaze glaring down at the water of the lake, blue burning into blue. “Just you wait lake….just when you think you have won…I’ll have my revenge….when you least suspect it and when no one is looking…..just wait….” Whispering threateningly to the water around her. Vowing vengeance against it for nearly drowning her even though she had never been in any real danger. And despite the fact that the lake was inanimate and would never respond to her vow.
At least that was what most would assume, but with Ayana anything was possible. Only seconds after her utterance, she had turned to begin making her way back up too the shoreline. The refreshing water having energized her to her core as she felt like an entirely new person. This was the cleanest she had felt since they had arrived. Plus its cool waters had filled her stomach and quenched her thirst, despite nearly drowning in it, it had been the best water she had ever had.
Just as she thought she was safe, she awkwardly stepped on a slippery rock as her left foot flew out to the side and out from underneath her almost immediately. Sending her staggering off balance forward as she tried to reestablish herself, her eyes widening in surprise. "That was a cheap shot! going for the legs like a coward!" shouting out as it was too late, her weight was too far off to bring back and gravity was already doing its work. Heading straight for Asashi and Kogen was they spoke as she went head first tumbling in between the two with a crash and a thud. Rolling head over heel as she was only stopped by a nearby tree. Slamming into it with a thud and a cry as she ended up upside down. Grimacing as she started to rub her head, her gaze finally took notice of Asashi and Kogen, without righting herself.
“That is strange….this world really is weird…..first the lake kicked my ass twice…..now everyone else is walking upside down…..” The tumble having rattled what was left of her brain cells. Going for the fantastical explanation and not the practical one.
The sound of the deep and aggressive barks of the vicious canines quickly drew the Oni’s attention as they came into sight. Knowing immediately that they would be a major threat too the refugees. Having the size, speed and aggression to get past the main lines of battle mostly unhindered and to cause mass chaos amongst the back lines. They would be able to injury and kill a great number of the defenseless refugees if they where not taken care of immediately.
When four of them approached Yuki and Lunatea, she could only look upon them in utter disgust and contempt. Such vile creatures need not exist to cause harm and death, they would soon learn fear in their hearts and minds. Her crimson eyes peering a sharp gaze into them as she knew what must be done. “You picked the wrong time to challenge me…..I have little time for playing games little pups.....” Her voice cold and serious. Her lightning crackling around her more aggressively and intensely scorching the area and air around her. She knew she had to take this as seriously as possible as there was life's on the line.
She had no time to linger here amongst these four pups, she had to take care of them and do so quickly. She was not concerned for her own well being or safety. But instead for the well being and safety of the refugees that had become the focus of the other canines of the pack. The sooner she could dispose of the ones that came after her, the faster she could deal with the ones going for the defenseless.
Her lightning crackling around her body as she planted her left foot before her. Channeling a stream of her lightning to send it from her fingers straight towards the closest of the canines. Before pushing off her right foot to go after a second canine with her claws. Bringing around her right hand in a wide sweeping motion towards the beast’s head and neck. Trying to take on two of them at once as quickly as possible. Knowing that the longer it took the two of them to deal with the canines, they risked great danger and harm to the refugees that they must protect no matter what.
Despite her exhaustion, despite her feelings about Tsubaki’s wellbeing, despite her body telling her it needed food and rest. Ayana had to resist all the urges within her to just lay down. She knew she might not get up again if she gave in to these urges. They needed to make it to the stream that Shun had discovered. Surely there would both be food and clean water to drink once they reached it. It was sure to be full of fish and the stream was sure to draw in other hopefully more peaceful type of wildlife.
The black silhouettes that shot above them from time to time did give her some comfort that not everything was out to immediately kill them. The heat beating down upon the group as she could feel the sweat trickle down her forehead and cheek. Her clothing that she had just borrowed the night before already dirty from the encounter with the Hulkphants and now her sweat. The only relief being the shade spots that came across here and there amongst the canopy as she tried to avoid any of the sun spots if possible.
It was only the sound of trickling water that perked her ears up as there was no doubt that it was running water. Their relief was finally within reach and as they broke from the vegetation of the forest, a crystal-clear lake came into full view. “This is even better than just a river…I wonder if there is a lot of fish we can try to fish for in it…I’m starving….” before without a single ounce of hesitation or thought about if there were any threats within the lake. Ayana used what strength she had left to sprint full speed towards it. As she reached the lakes edge, her foot slipped on a wet pebble as it shifted her weight forward. “Uh Oh……!” Causing her to dive into the water face first as she submerged herself in the lakes cool water.
Now floating face down in the lake as she took in some of the lakes water into her parched throat. She searched the water for any sign of fish while she had the chance. Letting her overheated body soak in the relieving feeling of the cool lake water. It had been like a dream come true, she had never wanted water so much before in her life. Deciding to try to relax and enjoy it, continuing to float like a dead man face down in the water as she blew the occasion water bubble, being the only sign that she was still alive. It was at this exact moment that Ayana remembered something very important.
She didn’t know how to swim; she never had the chance to learn as no one wanted to teach her. In fear of her drowning them in some bizarre accident. Her thought process because of the heat, exhaustion and hunger being even slower then usual. It was this with this realization that she begun to flail around in the lake in a startled panic. Having just been floating in the lake so carefree moments before “I can’t swim! I knew I was forgetting something important!” Ayana cried out as she tried to keep her head above the surface of the water. Fighting for her life like never before as she tried to keep afloat. However, if anyone came to rescue her, they would soon find out she was only in about 3 to 4 feet of water. That if she just stood up, she would be completely fine and wasn’t in any real danger.
Hearing Kogen’s statement, she took a moment to look around the immediate area. It was true that there wasn’t nearly as many people left here at the camp. Well, what was left of the camp after the beasts had all but decimated their last vestiges of survival and shelter. A frown slowly spreading across her usually cheerful face. As the sense of loneliness started to settle in once again, which she tried to quickly shake off.
“That may very well be so, but that doesn’t mean we are hopeless or helpless, if the others have truly left us, we still have everyone else who remains here to rely on.” Ayana tried to reassure him. It being clear to her that he was struggling with coming to terms with it. It didn’t feel great to acknowledge that fact herself. Though she knew that they couldn’t dwell on it for long or feel sorry for themselves. They still had a lot of things to do and accomplish even if the others had left them behind.
“We need to get a head count of who still remains here, and try to establish some kind plan on what we should do with who remains, it doesn’t look like we can just remain here and survive, we will need to find somewhere with the sustainability to support our group with both shelter and food, it doesn’t feel good that the others just ditched us like that, but maybe they didn’t have a choice in the matter….regardless we need to focus on our own survival….we should move out first thing in the morning once it gets light again” Still having some hope left in her that the others had just gotten separated temporarily. That they had gotten lost on their way back or had to take shelter elsewhere because of the danger presented by the beasts.
While also trying to reassure Kogen and the others around her. Knowing that they needed to regroup and recompose themselves. Time was off the essence and the sooner they found a place to establish a shelter and start gathering resources the better in her mind. The last thing in her mind right now was getting revenge on those that had abandoned them. She still didn’t know the full story for the reasons yet, as she tried to give them the benefit of the doubt.
The next morning soon came, this day being a very important one. What they could accomplish today would be crucial to their chances down the road. Still feeling exhausted and rather tired after the previous nights experience. She didn’t let this slow her down, her determination driving her forward. “Lets leave this camp behind, it is bad luck, and I bet you anything, those beasts will keep returning here night after night until we are all wiped out, they know we are here and they seem determined to eliminate every last one of us….if we can find some running water, like a river, we can follow it and see if we can locate a suitable area of cover, preferably somewhere that has the high ground that gives us a nice protected sheltered area that lets us see any dangers that may approach if possible” Expressing her thoughts to Kogen, Shun, and Rin and anyone else who remained at the camp. Her face still covered in dirt from the night before as was her single tail of hair. Dark circles under her determination filled eyes which burned like a fire amongst the sapphire blue.
The noise of battle now filling the air surrounding the temple. Yuki let out a reluctant sigh as she had only just gotten back from a mission. Not having any time to really rest or enjoy her various pranks she had planned. She observed the ongoing battle from as afar as she could from within the temple. A slight frown on her face as she saw the large numbers of Varjans that where in battle with the front line of Shizuyaman.
It looked as if on one side the Varjans were even succeeding in beginning to push the Shizuyaman line back. Despite the best efforts of those there to hold them back. Deciding that it would best serve her side if she stayed back in the backlines and defended the inside of the temple. Knowing that if she charged into the fray of battle, she likely would be able to help quite a lot. But it would leave the inside of the temple less defended if anyone were to slip by the front lines during the chaos. "Guess I'll just have to hang back here for now...." muttering underneath her breath as she knew what she had to do.
Putting her faith in her comrades to be able to persist against the ferocious assault. Yuki stood guard as her lightning begun to crackle around her hands and arms. Her claws having already revealed themselves once more as the two horns on her head extended and grew as did her fangs. Hating having to go into this form, but she knew she had no other choice in the matter. She knew she had to not hold anything back if she was going to be able to protect those within the temple from any intruders. While the others were distracted by the battle, that was when it would be the most vulnerable for the numerically superior Varjans to slip some forces by to cause chaos within the temple itself. "Any Varjan that shows up here is going to have to pay for making me have to get serious....." Yuki declared to no one in particular. Finding herself in a rather foul mood and not feeling so forgiving.
Just as it felt like the darkness had been closing in on her and her mind had started to grow fuzzy. The impact of Kogens kick rippled through the flesh of the creature. Reaching her beneath it and stirring up her mind just enough to help her last the last few minutes and seconds she needed to live. To endure the lack of oxygen and the weight of the beast just a little bit longer. Someone was fighting the beast, whoever it was had come to her rescue. Giving her that little bit of hope that drove her on.
The sudden removal of the hulk-phants weight from her prone and pressed into the earth body. The cold embrace of the nights air once again against her skin. It took her a moment to even consider what had just happened. Her oxygen depraved mind finally got the air that it needed.
Letting out a loud and large gasp as she sucked in the fresh night air into her burning lungs. A sense of relief finally washed over her. As if a weight had been removed from her shoulders, quite literally. Starting to push the palms of her hands against the ground as she peeled herself from the Ayana shaped dent in the ground. “I need to remind myself not to try that again…..” she muttered underneath her own breath. The outfit she had changed into already filthy, but at least this time it wasn’t charred or torn.
Lifting her head, her face covered in dirt as she surveyed the immediate area around her. In the dark there wasn’t much she could see. But she could hear the beasts as they got further from her position. Whatever or whoever had scared them off or drawn their attention away had surely saved her life. She didn’t know how much longer she could have held on beneath the beast. It had felt like she had been stuck under there for an eternity.
She couldn’t immediately see anyone nearby her current position through the dark night air. She quickly attempted to get back to her feet on unsteady feet. Being nearly as blind as a bat in the dark, she didn’t even know if there was someone only a few feet away. What she did know was that impact she felt earlier, there had to be others nearby somewhere.
“Hey! Thank you whoever helped me! I know we are quite PRESSED for time and a lot of other people are in danger so I’m super thankful!” Ayana shouted out into the dark to whoever was nearby. Knowing that the best course of action was to try to regroup with whoever she could. As they would be a lot safer in numbers, but that may be easier said then done with everyone having scattered during the attack.
Being stuck under the large beast, Ayana had time to reflect on her life and the past. Which wasn't something she often got to do in her chaotic life. She had always wanted to be friends with others. To join a club and be accepted into it and have all the fun that a group of friends gets to enjoy. All the memories that get created during those periods of time. Those are the things she sought after the most. Though it didn’t sadden her that she hadn’t yet experienced this feeling of acceptance. She had grown use to often being on the outside, an observer, a social outcast of sorts.
All the times she had tried to join the various clubs, and all the failure and rejection that had resulted in the end. Whether it was setting the oven on fire when she attempted to join the culinary club. The time she somehow managed to not only miss hitting a baseball with a bat, only to get sent spinning out of control. The bat slipping from her fingers as it took out the water cooler, which in turn took out half of those who had come to try out for the team when she went crashing into them in a slippery ice cube and sports drink logjam. Or the time she had the bomb squad summoned to the school, after she nearly blew up the entire science clubs lab. Accidentally knocking over a set of vials with the contents mixing into an explosive concoction. Amongst the many other failed attempts that she had experienced.
Though, she didn’t feel sadness that this may be the end and she never got the chance to find her place. She found herself disappointed, here underneath this giant beast, her lungs burning from the lack of oxygen. She was disappointed that she didn’t get to try again, even if it meant being rejected again. She was never going to give up on it, nor was it going to shape her behavior or personality. But here she was, maybe at the end of the line. She could have never imagined or dreamed that this would potentially be the way she went out. Though she had to admit it would be appropriate considering her history.
She felt warm inside as she thought about her short experience here in this new and strange world. She had started to make some inroad; she had even gotten to talk with her sister and get along with her. Which often wasn’t the case as the two mixed about as well as oil and water. Even starting to make some friends with some of her other classmates. She had no real regrets, beyond not being able to help the others more. If this was too be her end, then so be it, it had been a shorter life then expected, but she had enjoyed it, nonetheless. The weight of the beast almost disappearing from her, as she remained within her thoughts, trapped beneath it.
Having not been paying too much attention at first, Yuki’s ears perked up at the sound of another person named Shizuka. A devilish little smile crossed her face as she heard that he was doing business with the Varjans. As her eyes drifted over towards Io, slowly and quietly inching her way over towards Io. Reaching her as she saddled up beside her and whispered teasingly to her “Oh? Another Shizuka, that means you still have hope Io, and even better this one sounds like a bad boy” Being quite pleased with herself in the process.
Turning her attention back to the conversation at hand now that she had gotten a bit of it out of her system. “Unorthodox huh? Just how unorthodox are we talking about here? I mean we can get pretty unorthodox around here ourselves so I could see us having some wiggle room to work with…I don’t mind giving it a go, we will just have to proceed with extra caution and prepare ourselves for anything” Adding her thoughts into the current discussion after hearing both Io and Kerry speak their own thoughts and concerns on the situation. Wondering what else the others in the group thought about it as well.
Ayana was left surprised; she had expected her head to be hurting right about now. Instead, it didn’t feel all that bad. It had felt like she had gone headfirst into a pillow that had a lot to give. Hell it was even pleasant and something she didn't really mind having again.
But now she had a far more PRESSING problem. It had been dark and hard to see before, but now she only had darkness. The weight of the beast atop of her, pressing down and her body imprinting into its soft flesh. A feeling of regret soon trickled into her mind; she had really gotten herself stuck this time. Underneath the massive beast wasn’t the best place to be, the smell of it being rather terrible. The total lack of movement not making the situation enjoyable in the slightest. Her cheek snuggly pressed into the ground as she tried to move her body. Finding that she could barely wiggle even her fingers.
But hey, it could be worse, she could have been on a rocky part of the ground. Hopefully this hulk-phant had the urge to get back up. She didn’t quite know how much oxygen she could suck into her lungs in this position. The Hulk-Phants body having her snuggly underneath it “HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! GET OFF YOU BRUTE!!!!” Ayana tried to shout from underneath it. However, its large mass muffled her request significantly.
Letting out a sigh as she laid there left to her thoughts and her regret. Hoping that this really wasn’t how she went out. If she had to go, she was hoping for something far more heroic and epic like she had read in her manga or seen in anime or movies. But crushed underneath a giant beast until she died from a loss of oxygen? Now that would just get her laughed her surely. For now all she could do was bid her time and hope for the best.
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Did you know that Dante's inferno is video game that the main protagonist is also named Dante? Back in the day, the only two games were Devil May Cry and Devil May. The only difference was that in Devil May Cry, the protagonist is better off at the end, and in Devil May Cry 2 it is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]Name:[/color]
[indent]Nakushita, Naku The Shitta, Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter, Kept Promises.[/indent]
[color=00aeef]Age:[/color]
[indent]Old enough to not remember, young enough to function (30 something?)[/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]Preferred RPs:[/color]
[indent]I Prefer to join others, I'm willing to give most genres and ideas a go as long as they have some tidbit that I find interesting, whether group or 1x1.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]Preferred Roles:[/color]
[indent]I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to strangle after realizing that they are either a complete idiot, a walking disaster waiting to happen, or some combination of both.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]RP Conquests:[/color]
[indent]I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the status bar my many idiotic jokes is well aware that I'm highly incapable of conquesting an RP and thus my [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191264-legend-of-benkei/ic#post-5480335]sole attempt[/url] on the guild exploded and is nothing to be proud of.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][indent]There was also a [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/189887-expedition-to-isekai/ic]Isekai RP[/url] I was a part of for over a year, which was quite entertaining.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]RP's in progress:[/color]
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[url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191774-symphony-on-high/ooc]Symphony On High is my father, which I love and respect.[/url] [/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]RP Graveyard:[/color]
[indent]I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are many 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences and happy little accidents.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][indent][color=00aeef]Other interests:[/color]
[h1][/h1][b]Videos[/b]
[indent]I watch a lot of educational and stupid videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me, especially history. I like channels like [url=https://www.youtube.com/@KingsandGenerals]Kings and Generals[/url] and The [url=https://www.youtube.com/@The_MightyJingles]Mighty Jingles[/url], and I’ll also watch things like [url=https://www.youtube.com/@StimpeeYT]Stimpee[/url] or [url=https://www.youtube.com/@trick]Trick2G[/url] to deepen my understanding of degeneracy. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching basically anything that is even remotely funny, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I don't gotta work on that.[/indent][h1][/h1]
[b]Games[/b]
[indent]I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.[/indent][h1][/h1]
[b]Drawing[/b]
[indent]I can't draw. I haven’t done a lot of it recently and certainly don’t feel confident enough to show anything I make to the general public. Perhaps never. I fear that it may blind the public. Unless you really like poorly shaped stick figures.[/indent]
[h1][/h1][b]Music[/b]
[indent]I listen to everything, and I mean everything. I have too many favorites to name.[/indent][/indent]
[h1][/h1][color=00aeef]Personality:[/color]
[indent]Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about having a good time and avenging my grandfather who was murdered by a bucket.[/indent]
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[color=00aeef]People to Insult:[/color]
[indent]Dalton is a Dingus.[/indent]
<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/jvAxw58.jpg" /></div><br><font color="#00aeef"><div class="bb-center"><div class="bb-h1"><span class="bb-b"> E M B R A C E H O P E A L L Y E T H A T 	 E N T E R	H E R E</span></div></div></font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font><font color="#ffffff">_</font></div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><br><br>Did you know that Dante's inferno is video game that the main protagonist is also named Dante? Back in the day, the only two games were Devil May Cry and Devil May. The only difference was that in Devil May Cry, the protagonist is better off at the end, and in Devil May Cry 2 it is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.<br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">Name:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">Nakushita, Naku The Shitta, Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter, Kept Promises.</div><br><font color="#00aeef">Age:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">Old enough to not remember, young enough to function (30 something?)</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">Preferred RPs:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">I Prefer to join others, I'm willing to give most genres and ideas a go as long as they have some tidbit that I find interesting, whether group or 1x1.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">Preferred Roles:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to strangle after realizing that they are either a complete idiot, a walking disaster waiting to happen, or some combination of both.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">RP Conquests:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the status bar my many idiotic jokes is well aware that I'm highly incapable of conquesting an RP and thus my <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191264-legend-of-benkei/ic#post-5480335">sole attempt</a> on the guild exploded and is nothing to be proud of.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><div class="bb-indent">There was also a <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/189887-expedition-to-isekai/ic">Isekai RP</a> I was a part of for over a year, which was quite entertaining.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">RP's in progress:</font><br><div class="bb-indent"><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191774-symphony-on-high/ooc">Symphony On High is my father, which I love and respect.</a></div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">RP Graveyard:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are many 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences and happy little accidents.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><div class="bb-indent"><font color="#00aeef">Other interests:</font><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><span class="bb-b">Videos</span><br><div class="bb-indent">I watch a lot of educational and stupid videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me, especially history. I like channels like <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/@KingsandGenerals">Kings and Generals</a> and The <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/@The_MightyJingles">Mighty Jingles</a>, and I’ll also watch things like <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/@StimpeeYT">Stimpee</a> or <a target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/@trick">Trick2G</a> to deepen my understanding of degeneracy. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching basically anything that is even remotely funny, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I don't gotta work on that.</div><div class="bb-h1"></div><br><span class="bb-b">Games</span><br><div class="bb-indent">I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.</div><div class="bb-h1"></div><br><span class="bb-b">Drawing</span><br><div class="bb-indent">I can't draw. I haven’t done a lot of it recently and certainly don’t feel confident enough to show anything I make to the general public. Perhaps never. I fear that it may blind the public. Unless you really like poorly shaped stick figures.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><span class="bb-b">Music</span><br><div class="bb-indent">I listen to everything, and I mean everything. I have too many favorites to name.</div></div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><font color="#00aeef">Personality:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about having a good time and avenging my grandfather who was murdered by a bucket.</div><br><div class="bb-h1"></div><br><font color="#00aeef">People to Insult:</font><br><div class="bb-indent">Dalton is a Dingus.</div><br><br></div>