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*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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i take it back im cringing at byrd because im also horny. thanks mate
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: April 3, 2022]


I'm 26 years old and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I work as an English and writing tutor at a local college.

I love literature and poetry, and I also enjoy writing and I like to think I'm not half bad at it. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy enosis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite characters have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I like telling their stories in the sheet sometimes even more than the roleplay itself, which depends on the roleplay itself of course. I want my readers to know how their background influences them as a person, how their personality bleeds into their appearance, and I love watching characters overcome their personal tragedies and finding their true selves as they watch their identities shatter and come back together. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind - unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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In Hello 3 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
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“So, you uhhh, you work for the Asari then?” Came the voice of Lauren from in front as she weaved her way through crates and blockades - leading the way for the human engineer. “Always been curious about ‘em myself,” she added. Trying to fill their journey with idle chatter.

It wasn’t exactly a long trip there, just dangerous. Dangerous in that there were obstacles in their path. It wasn’t meant to be traversed by foot. It was just a long dumping round for trash, but it would take them to the back of the warehouse. Eventually.

“Yeah. Supposedly, at least.” Shy answered. “Grand total of five minutes.”

The latter wasn’t wearing their suit, opting to remain in their casual clothes. Being dressed in a black body suit like some kind of cyborg ninja wasn’t exactly inconspicuous, and it would probably be easier to explain their presence looking like regular people working around a warehouse. While they were to be skirting around Blue Sun territory, it’d probably be easier to get closer without raising any flags, as well as easier to get out without looking like a retreating enemy combatant.

She wasn’t expecting her words to instill much confidence in their new client, in fact, that was hardly a consideration at all. It was idle chatter mostly to entertain herself if nothing else, and now barely an hour into her new job, she was wading through trash and junk. Part of her wondered how these clients of theirs got roped into such sticky business as drugs and Blue Sun entanglements, and perhaps a more socially attuned person would know better than to ask, though Shy’s hesitation to ask was more because she thought they might have already mentioned it and she probably wasn’t paying attention at the time. She wasn’t nearly as concerned about the character of the people she was working for or the awkward air a sob story might invite.

If her overall silence was anything to go by, she didn’t much abide smalltalk, even if she did so with banter.

She summoned the fluorescent orange hologram interface of her omni-tool, showing a simple map of the surrounding area and their current location within. The tunnel went a bit further on, but the map didn’t account for all of the debris cluttering the way.

“How much further?” Shy asked, sounding bored and annoyed as her foot caught the edge of some piece of junk that nearly tripped her. “If there is at any point the opportunity to utilize a console or remote access point, we should use it. No reason for us to be in the center of hell if someone raises an alarm.”

“It’s the next one over now,” Lauren answered, tampering now with a window. “If you’re after cover, if we can get inside, there might be an easier way across and you can help your team… With consoles,” she blinked over at Shy slowly. Her green eyes sparkled and a smile waivered. For all of the courage she showed earlier, she was showing less of it now.

“I’m sorry you got dragged into this, by the way,” she said with an apologetic shrug before finding the pop in the window to draw it open. Every structure had its weakness. There was nothing but pitch black inside until she turned on a light from her jacket. It was just an office, long since abandoned.

“Don’t worry about it,” Shy answered flatly, “I volunteered, remember?”

“Come on,” Lauren gestured as she climbed inside.

This didn’t look so bad, Shy thought as her boots landed on the floor inside. An abandoned office, huh? A little bit of a mess, but there were plenty of computers with administrative privileges to utilize and furniture to hide behind if someone caught wind of them? Not so bad. She wondered about the probability of any of those gangster mercenaries crawling through the windows like they did, but Lauren and Shy were both small enough to do so, so it probably wouldn’t be their first plan. They’d probably rather take the front door, especially in their own territory.

“First things first, help me push one of these desks against the door. We should barricade the main point of entry in accompaniment of a multi-stage lock-out.”

With Lauren’s help, they were able to push the office furniture into place in front of the door, taking care to not drag it against the floor that might incur unwanted attention through the noise. As they were getting it into place, Shy was able to use her omni-tool to interface with the electronic functions of the door to keep it locked through a lockdown protocol as well as fashion a length of cable to physically secure the handle to the piece of furniture blocking the entrance. Tapping the orange interface on her omni-tool once more, two drones suddenly materialized before them, positioning themselves a few feet away from either side of the doorway.

“If worst comes to worst, we’ll leave the same way we came in. I’m keeping the main lights off so people don’t know we’re here.” Shy said shrugging, perhaps alarmingly nonchalant about the mess they were getting into. Sighing, she stretched her arms in the air as well as her neck and said, before seating herself before one of the administration console, “Welp, time to get to work I guess.”

Her fingers peppering the keys and interface of the console, mingled in with the mutterings of how archaic the hardware here was, she was also peppering Lauren with an assault of questions that she probably wouldn’t have had the answer to, even if she gave her the time to answer them. Shy seemed to uncover those answers as quickly as she was asking them. “Might you know where we are, what we have access to? Oh, there’s a map. Gozu district, we’re right there -- think the others should be travelling up this route, the captain and doctor up that way -- and the target should be… there. I have a feeling I won’t be able to reroute a defensive system from here if they have one, not very quickly, anyway. Cameras? Mm, probably, if we’re connected on the same network. Oh, yep, found them. Let me just rewrite my permissions… piece of cake. Hey, is that your brother?”

Pointing at the screen on her monitor, there was an image of a handful of Blue Suns mercenaries loitering around a room with a young man of skin and bones bound up in a chair. Scratching her head, she muttered to herself, “Well, they obviously aren’t feeding him any burgers…”

Lauren looked down at the screen and saw that it was true, her friend was bound in the chair. She couldn’t quite make out all of the details there, only that one of her captors was holding some kind of heavy machinery. A saw, perhaps. She cringed and stepped back from the screen. “You have to do something!, stop them! Please!” she said desperately.

Meanwhile, one of the secondary screens was showing something equally as exciting -- Both Naryxa and Satka appeared on the monitor, the Asari firing off a biotic charge at more guards, only a few doors away from the sick little torture chamber.

Shy’s face remained stoic even in the midst of Lauren’s outburst as she try to figure out a plan. There wasn’t exactly a weapons system in this place, not one that was on the same network as these offices at least. Think, think, think! What systems would they share? Emergency? C4I? Power? Maybe she could remotely turn off the power from here. She wasn’t exactly going through the proper channels though, and if they had a backup generator. Ugh, risks upon risks. This manual stuff was limiting her stuff.

“Uh, you might wanna sit somewhere safe, I’m probably about to set off some alarms.” Shy said, sounding annoyed. She aimed her omni-tool toward the main console, and for a few brief and alarming seconds, multiple windows branched out from her tool and the monitors in the room started flashing wildly as the omni-tool enacted a CNA protocol and began purging the information on the network and proxy server. Just as Shy expected, red lights and alarms were suddenly triggered, probably alerting nearly half of the district with a sound not quite unlike a krogan bashing your head in.

The young woman immediately turned back to the computer she was working on, watching as many lines of codes vanished before her eyes. Many of these were firewalls and restrictions that would’ve kept her from accessing certain elements and functions on the network, and without them or the proxy server, essentially allowed her unfettered access to anything that was on it. The Blue Suns in the chamber with the guy they were trying to save were clearly made aware that there was an unwelcome guest somewhere across the district and took their attention off of Lauren’s friend. As restrictions and firewalls dropped, she got access to more cameras -- one of them was focused on a warehouse also full of Blue Suns, and inside looked like a cache of weapons or something. Interesting.

“Looks like I got their attention.” Shy said. “I’m unlocking the door for the captain’s team, sending coordinates and footage.”

Shy drew her omni-tool once more and opened comms with the team with the turian and vorcha, which sounded like the setup to a bad joke. She said, “Hey, uh, forward team? Captain’s team making contact with the target shortly. I also discovered a Suns’ weapons cache near your location. If you’d like to, I don’t know, loot it, blow it up, or eat the guys inside or something… go ham. Take pictures? Unless it’s the third. Anyways, sending coordinates.”

Turning back to face Lauren, she said, “We should get going soon before they start searching these buildings. Unless there’s something else you’d like me to do first, like spying on an ex or something, don’t let the threat of mortal peril stop you or anything.”

“Let’s just get moving,” Lauren said. “By the time we get to them, things are either going to be over, or over” she sighed, clearly itching to move out if her shaking hand was anything to go by. “Come on, rendezvous will be this way…”
Shy would probably go the route of option 1, since I'm assuming that is the group that will probably be retrieving the hostage and Shy can help the group reach them.
When Shy first laid her eyes on the ship, the Caelestis, she might’ve drooled a little bit. Ship maintenance wasn’t necessarily her specialty, but she could work with the best of them, and she knew salarian engineering when she saw it: she was pragmatic, sleek, frugal and optimized. Clean of wanton sentimentality but not without careful and detail-oriented craftsmanship and advanced specifications. She wondered if she had read the posting correctly, that the captain of this ship was indeed an asari, but the captain was one such creature indeed. There was a hint of disappointment that there was no salarian on board, though her face did not show it, and she eventually found her quarters post the clipped and fleeting introductions. Asari, as captivating as they are, she understood -- as bounded as her ability to understand was -- to be perennial fixtures of their communities and less likely given to flights of fancy. Shy’s own established susceptibility toward transience all but guaranteed this voyage and her membership within to be nothing short of ephemeral.

What few personal belongings she possessed such as clothes and the like were placed onto a bed, but the rest of her belongings she hauled off to the cargo bay where she suspected most of her work would be done at her leisure. She didn’t expect to last long of course, and in this respect, just gave the cargo bay and the engine room cursory glances; pulley systems to lift heavy loads, how well ventilated the room was, where the power boxes could be found, the drive core, the workbench -- she didn’t expect to do much here, maybe a couple of tasks until Naryxa decided they didn’t like her for one reason or another. That being said, she hadn’t worked for an asari before, but that didn’t mean her hopes were up. If Citadel politics were anything to go by, they were apparently stricter than humans. Not exactly the type of people she’d want to get a face full of eezo exhaust for.

Her omni-tool beeped, notifying her of Naryxa's summons -- shit, were they telepathic too? No, it was apparently a crew-wide meeting. Unless they were telepathic and wanted to chew her out in front of everybody, but that probably wasn’t likely. Probably. Regardless, Shy sighed, picked up her bag of tools and decided to head back at her leisure so that she could properly lay her eyes on the interior of the ship to take it all in. If it meant getting to fiddle around with salarian tech, then on second thought, she might actually be a little eager to be working on the Caelestis.

What she was expecting to be a little group bonding exercise that everyone hated turned out to be a little different. When she was expecting to find a bunch of chairs in a circle where they would sit and talk about their favorite colors, she found instead Naryxa facing the crew -- one of which she found was an actual vorcha that made her spine crawl -- with a guest; a woman, a hungry looking thing whose smoldering eyes sung greater sorrows than she could dare express, cast a spell on the room that weighed the air upon everyone’s shoulders but was lost on Shy. She looked around with curious glances, apparently oblivious to the threatening and looming specter which imposed itself upon the crew.

Naryxa warned them of a skirmish and civilians getting caught in the crossfire, and Shy’s recollection of her last crew’s shootout with the Blue Suns came with crystal-clear clarity. If she wasn’t there, good at fighting or not, then they likely would’ve been killed right there and then. She made an entire career of automating dangerous tasks, and received accolades for her designs. Though she didn’t necessarily want to make enemies on the station, one of the only places where she could safely hide, she also wanted to work on this ship. There weren’t many opportunities for new jobs coming through these days, and Naryxa’s profile was one of the first new faces she’s seen in a while. Shy wasn’t sure if she could afford to lose it. Besides, the way she spoke was so--

“Sure,” Shy blurted out unexpectedly. Her affect was flat and tone slightly acquiescent. Her eyes traveled the room a bit, expecting their own upon her. Being a young woman, dressed in her casual clothing and being of slight build, she did not look the part of the soldier. “I’ve worked on Omega’s systems and power grid a lot,” she explained, “electrical, security, defense, comm networks… I can get you in without a problem. I can deploy two defense and combat drones to cover our backs, too. If you’re just going in to get someone out, it should be a cakewalk. So, yeah. Sure.”

The young engineer played with the corner of her shirt absentmindedly, expecting some kind of judgement from the others as she usually did. There was no doubt in her mind or lapse in confidence that this was something she could do. Whether or not she actually wanted to was a separate matter, but her options were kind of tight at the moment. If nothing else, it might help to cement her place on the ship, and if she's lucky, it might justify a bit of future procrastination and delegation of her duties. So, she just gave the others her best forced, awkward, and pursed smile she could muster as she awaited the verdict for their plan of action.
C:\Users\Shy\Locations\Milky_Way\Shadow_Sea\Horizon>time
The current time is: one_week_ago_


Fireworks of sparks erupted through the still air of the Pretoria, a hot blue welding torch sending them scattering and dancing against the cold aluminum floor of the engine room, it’s screaming heat making the metal whine in terrible and macabre harmony with the screaming of men from behind. The figure hiding behind their mask stopped their work for a moment as if to appreciate their handiwork before resuming. The screaming continued. In the med-bay there were three people, two men and a woman, trying to hold down a fourth man writhing and squirming and agonizing on a sterile bed. The racket was cacophonous as the flailing pushed over racks and tables, tools falling over, and the cries of the injured begged for the pain to stop.

“God, oh God! Please! Get it off of me!”

That voice belonged to Adam. He was one of the people acting as muscle on board the ship. Relatively new, but had been around longer than the engineer. The man’s arm was covered in residue from an incendiary round shot at him in an earlier firefight. A corrosive and self-igniting gel adhered to his skin and continued to dissolve and burn his flesh. They finally got him strapped onto the bench and the ship’s medic immediately got to work on him. One of the men, the captain of the ship, was still out of breath and panting as he stomped out to meet the engineer working on one of the control panels. He was beet red in the face and furious.

“Shy!” He shouted from around the corner before zeroing in on her. He was a large man, fit and athletic. He used to be a soldier, and it was obvious by how he kept a tight ship.“Shy, what the hell was that? What are you fucking thinking?”

The engineer behind their welding mask didn’t respond, but continued their work with the torch in large insulated gloves that went up to her elbows. The Hawaiian styled print on their button-up shirt a stark contrast from their industrial appearance. The lights flickered as the ship began taking off the ground.

“We had it! The deal went through and we could have walked away with what we needed without any problems! What the actual hell were you thinking?”

Still, the only answer he got from the engineer was them turning off the torch and prying open a panel from the wall before they buried their hands into the wiring on the other side. They grabbed their tools and began going to work.

“Of course, I shouldn’t be surprised. You’re a Goddamn selective mute.” He sneered, before his voice eventually resumed his full-throated shouting. “Well I hope you’re happy about this, starting the bloody fucking firefight that might cost one of our own his entire fucking arm! The least you could do then is learn how to pick up a gun yourself!”

The screams from the other room punctuated the captain’s shouting rant, but as the engineer silently resumed their work, his fingers were twitching for his sidearm. “God damn it Shy!” He screamed. “Give me a fucking answer before I jettison your weird, retarded ass into fucking space!”

Shy’s fingers moved deftly even in her gloves, and almost as soon as the captain shouted his threat at her, a distant voice called out from the cockpit, “Bishop, something’s wrong. We’re losing power to all systems!” Just as soon, the lights on board the ship blacked out, and the g-forces on board suddenly shifted upward. Shy hurriedly shoved the wires back into its compartment and leaped for the knife switch, using her weight to pull it down before she could fall away from it. A burst of sparks exploded from where she was working in a brilliant arc flash, and power was suddenly restored to the ship as the lights came back on and the ship’s automatic stabilizers kicked in. In the brief period of weightlessness that came with falling at terminal velocity, the much larger captain, Bishop, fell on top of Shy. The two were both groaning, Shy moreso as he rolled off of her.

“What the actual hell just happened?” He asked, wide-eyed and on edge, though he wasn’t expected an answer. This time he got one.

“They sabotaged the ship.” Shy grunted as she pushed herself onto her knees. Sitting down, she pushed the welding mask up. Soot marking the ordinarily fair tone of her face. Despite all that had happened and all that was said, her countenance appeared flat. “I could tell by the sound coming from the drive core. We should have enough power to sustain life-support and C4I services for now.”

The rage that was on her captain’s face softened, but his brows were furrowed and twitching. His eyes vibrating, not looking at any one thing in particular. Confused. He shook his head and pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering, “How long have we…?”

“After we landed.” Shy answered. “Must have been after we left to meet with the Suns.”

“And the shootout?”

“Drones.” She said, lifting up her arm -- and wincing from a burning pain in her elbow -- to show off her omni-tool. “They’re tied to my omni-tool and set up to automatically respond to threats. One of them must have detected movement and an energy spike in one of their weapons while it was aimed at us, so it reacted before it could be discharged. They were also responsible for laying down the suppressive fire that let us all escape.”

“Shy, I…”

“It’s okay.” She said, her tone clipped. She looked toward her elbow where she felt a burning pain. It was from that arc flash earlier, she realized. She held her elbow in her gloved hand and turned back toward the captain. “You can just drop me off at our next stop.”

C:\Users\Shy\Locations\Milky_Way\Omega_Nebula\Omega>time
The current time is: present_


Shy always did have something of a black thumb -- she was an engineer, not a gardener -- but Bishop kept a tight ship with the same crew for a long time, about a year or two, and a week ago she was the one link in the chain that made it all fall apart after a month. Part of it was because it was such a bad job that resulted in permanent bodily damage, but a bigger part was that the rest of the crew apparently recognized that they would’ve been dead without her and she got chased off the ship anyways. Never mind her mechanical expertise or the security detail provided by her tech that they learned to appreciate, her and the captain never got along very well anyways. That was just the way things went with her, and now she was back on Omega. The dead end of the galaxy with no way out.

She sat at a table in a club, which was probably one of the safest places she could be, even if it wasn’t necessarily safe for her credit chit. Everything she owned she was either wearing or was collected in a big duffel bag on her lap. With her feet on the table and leaning back into her chair, she was staring at a screen projected from the omni-tool on her wrist, scrolling along looking for jobs. A lot of faces she recognized, some were people she worked with in the past and people who eventually got rid of her. Some faces she recognized as people who turned her down. Sometimes it was for being human. Sometimes it was for being young. Sometimes it was for being a woman. Usually it was for “being weird.” They never had to say it out loud. She could remotely access their datapads. Eventually she learned to just stop doing that.

Most of the job listings were fronts for gang activity and that wasn’t a gig that she was about to get involved with. Others were from Citadel trade stations, and she wasn’t on good terms with those people either. Eventually, though, she found a listing asking for volunteers to investigate a distress signal in the Asgard system by an asari captaining a ship called the Caelestis. She sighed and applied for the offering. It’s not like she had any other options aside from getting poorer and poorer with every minute she spent unemployed on Omega. She wondered, at least, if the captain being asari meant they’d make any more sense than the last dozen or so employers she’s had.

If there was even a drop of salarian blood in them, maybe it’d be enough.
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Also, he uses a bidet, because he's not a savage.

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