“There’s no point trying to hide it~” A pained whine rung from somewhere down the hall, preaching music to her ears. It could have been anyone, sure, but the mistress of calamity knew all the markings of a prank done well. “No point in trying evade it.” Another yowl sang to the air, this one almost making her heart beat in flutter. Oooh, that sounded like it hurt!
“I know I got a problem~” As she skipped down the halls, she had the luxury of passing by the office she was looking for. In big, bold letters the room was marked as, Head of Security. “Problem with misbehaving ♫~” And there it was, right on cue. Just as she skipped past the room, a yelp of pain screeched in her general direction.
This one was a bit lower in pitch, more mature in depth, but a pained squeal was a squeal all the same. “If you fall for me, I’m not easy to please ♪~” Sneaking into the office building was one thing. Turning every single pen into guaranteed scars for your hand was even easier. “I might tear you apart, told you from the start, baby from the start~”
Yet all the yelps and cries? That initial spark of vocal variety that let everyone around you know you had just touched a thumb tack? Priceless. “I’m only gonna break, break ya, break, break ya heart. I’m only gonna break, break ya, break, break ya heart ♬~” It was a small dosage of chaos, something to jumpstart her day.
But hey, if they were just gonna let anyone waltz into their office then Pucca was gonna take the time to mess with them. Not like they were doing any fine work anyway. Devlish smirk curled on her lips, she began touching the doorknobs to random entry ways next, turning each as sharp as needles for anyone wanting to get through.
Oh, she’d be remembering the pitch of everyone’s voices, their annoyance a drug to her craving to disaster. Especially the Head of Security. Pucca made a mental note to swing by the lady’s room a second time once she was done swooping this floor. And hey, if she was ever caught, she could always pin the blame on that blonde intern.
“I’m only gonna break, break ya, break, break ya heart. I’m only gonna break, break ya, break, break ya heart~”