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2 yrs ago
Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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4 yrs ago
They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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4 yrs ago
"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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5 yrs ago
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

Most Recent Posts

Shiro relaxed into the couch, and began to feel sleep come about him until several other individuals entered the dorm. First it was another guy, American maybe, slightly taller than Shiro with black hair. Afterwards came in two girls, one looking Filipina while the other appearing hispanic, the Filipina sitting right next to him. They all introduced themselves- Garrett, Sunny (seemed fitting), and Kat, respectively. Shiro gave a polite nod, before proceeding to introduce himself.

“Shiro Yamazaki. I’m from Japan, and I look forward to working with you.” Shiro was pleased to see that his foreign accent was fading more. English was coming on more naturally for him. He turned to look at the cute girl sitting next to him, and gave her a sweet smile. “Yeah, this is a really cool place. The medieval theme is really interesting. I have a feeling I’m going to love this place.”

@EchoesofOld @baraquiel @Infernal Flame
How many people to a dorm room? Is it 3 or 4 now? If its four then that means only 3 dorms for the 12 of us, which might be easyer to manage than 4.

If its four i think i'll wait to let a girl get in that dorm with Garrett, Shiro and Sunny.

In any event i wont be able to post for a about 5 hours as i have work.


Everybody gets their own dorm, and their's a shared living room and kitchen. It saves me from a lot of dorming shenanigans.
@Infernal Flame No. S.P.I.G.A. emphasizes independence. Just the kiddos.

I mean, they wouldn't really have to anyway, they've already been to the school.
@Xandrya @World Traveler @EchoesofOld @vertigh0st @SpicyMeatball @shamrocknroll @melissahart @Avanhelsing @baraquiel @Infernal Flame @Banzai Tracers First IC is up. Happy New Year to all of you!

as per @World Traveler's suggestion, single dorms, so things aren't too complicated. you all have a kitchen and living space to mix n mingle though
Shiro awoke to the sound of a loud, ringing bell in his chamber. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, sitting up in his bed. He was on a motor yacht- commissioned by the Academy to bring students to the actual building. It had been a long 2 days for the future spy. He had flown from Tokyo to Omsk, and then from that city to [Redacted], England, where he then boarded the boat to take him to the Academy. The boat, unlike the flight, was enjoyable, but Shiro was excited at the prospect of arriving to the Academy. He immediately got dressed, and deciding first impressions were important, put on a black, Zegna two-piece suit, sleek and elegant, perfect for the occasion.

Shiro emerged from the boat a moment later, and was surprised to see how medieval the campus was. Massive stone buildings, reminding Shiro of the castles of the Middle ages, stood upon the island. Shiro saw several other boats pulling up on the shore of the Academy as well, presumably other students that he would be with for the next few years. He might have stopped to say hello (he might not have) but a security guard standing in all black quickly ushered him down the path, pointing him towards the largest castle standing on the island. Shiro shrugged and continued his walk. The ornate samurai blade hung at his hip, and a small backpack sagged from his left shoulder. The rest of his luggage would be delivered after orientation, which was where Shiro was headed to.

He entered the large building to find a large ballroom. This room, unlike the more drab stone exterior, was lively and bright- the ceiling was covered with large golden arches, and the floor and walls were a bright shade of yellow. Several other students were lingering in the room, about 50 in total. Behind a podium was a tall, stately older man, with shiny silver hair and a pinstriped suit as well. This was Emery Wolfe, the well-known headmaster of S.P.I.G.A. A former spy himself, he retired from fieldwork to join S.P.I.G.A., where he maintains a wide network of connections. The older man ran a hand through his hair, before coughing into the microphone several times to get everybody’s attention.

“Greetings returning students, and welcome new ones. We look forward to taking you all under our wings again for another year and teaching you everything there is to know about the spy business. For those who have been living under a rock, my name is Professor Wolfe, and I run this prestiged academy. I’m going to have to ask the upperclassmen to hold on for a bit while I address the newer students.”

Shiro heard several groans in the crowd, presumably from the upperclassmen.

“You are all about to be thrusted into a new experience. You may or may not have received training, but regardless, this academy will challenge you in ways you have never been challenged before. You will be dropped into the real world and forced to improvise and fend for yourself. Your lives will be put on the line on occasion. We have lost students in the past who were unprepared for lied ahead of them. Thus is the life of a spy, always struggling to survive and adapt in new situations. Do not be discouraged, however. You will be given all the tools you need to survive in the field. If you truly have the heart of a spy within you, you have nothing to fear. And if not, well...I guess you’ll have to fear and push through.”

The older man coughed again. “With that out of the way, I’d like to get you all to your dorms. Take the rest of the day, get accustomed to your peers, for you will be putting your lives in their hands several times over the next 4 years. Get rested, and I will be seeing you all tomorrow for class.” With that, the man gave a small, informal bow and walked away from the podium. A security guard stepped up.

“Freshman class dorm rooms. You will be located in the Whitley Building. Exit the main building, make a right, and then a left. It should be right there. No excessive horseplay or vandalism of the academy property, please. Do not leave the building after 10pm. You may depart.”

After a moment to take in all these new thoughts at once, Shiro exited the main building at followed the guard’s instructions. One right and a left later, Shiro found the dorms, a rather large building not far at all from the main one. It would certainly make getting to class easier. Shiro pushed open the heavy wooden door to enter the area, and was surprised to find a very modern living space. Long white couches lined the wall, and a fireplace with a television sat propped opposite the couch. A spiraling glass staircase rose up to the second floor. Shiro gently ascended the stairs, and looked out the top, where he saw a hallway lined with doors, with each person’s last name plastered onto it. Shiro returned back to ground level and crashed in the couch. Somehow (aka plot power) he had manage to arrive before everybody else. He tilted his head back, his sword laying loosely at his leg, and took a few deep breaths to take in the day and recover from the travel here.
@vertigh0st

@Agent 47 Finally finished with my form. Please let me know if anything needs to be changed. ^ ^


You're in! Working on an intro post as we speak- stay tuned!
Wow we have a lot more girls than boys in the party. Unless my counting skills are messed up again. No one for my guy to hit on. How sad. *croes*


I believe (beliefs can be wrong, but believe) we have 7 guys and 5 girls, actually

Now it's time for "put-names-into-the-random-selector-and-see-which-guy-is-stuck-in-the-girl's-dorm-room"
@shamrocknroll You're character is going to be absolutely hilarious to have in this rp full of highly trained agents, but may I just ask the simple request of adding a little more to your backstory? His backstory's a little short as is.

A model isn't 100% necessary btw, but if would be sweet if you could find one.

@melissahart @baraquiel Welcome!

@vertigh0st Like where yours is going! Let's go! Wrap it up!

I'm setting the rp status to full because we now have enough people with almost completed forms to begin. I'm going to start working on an intro post, so stay tuned.
you aren't. we're first come, first serve for the last 5 spots (though we do have 2 wips @sassy1085 @Banzai Tracers
I've been wanting to know, will our characters' primary skills be individually challenged or are they all going to more or less follow the same curriculum?

It'd be neat if like AJ were to be locked in a room which is slowly dropping its oxygen level and she had to get inside the mainframe to stop it. Getting some inspiration from Kingsman here.


both. you're mostly going to follow a curriculm, but everybody's individual talent will be honed in on. There's going to be a small class, so more opportunity for individual focus.
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