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2 yrs ago
Current i hear dies irae bells ringing in my ossicles every time i claw from the dirt and peer wistfully through the rpg tomb doors thinking, "one last job..." another bony finger of the monkey's paw curls up
5 yrs ago
i can't believe it's already christmas today
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5 yrs ago
*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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6 yrs ago
Imagine having an opinion on rpg dot com
6 yrs ago
Let’s play a game where you try to sext me and I call the police
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: February 1, 2025]


I'm too old for this shit and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I earned a 4-year English degree, work as an English and writing tutor at a local college, a communications copywriter for a non-profit, and I'm a development editor at an academic publishing company. That means I word good.

I like literature and poetry. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite moments have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy. Sometimes though that door swings the other way and I lean into the whimsy while sneaking in moments of vulnerability.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind. Unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. Sometimes that gets in the way, like in the case of blacksmith character I wanted to make but felt compelled to study up on blacksmithing first (don't fall into that trap, no one really gives a shit).

It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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HAH

I can get in on this.

Sorry for being so slow with the IC everyone, grandma took a fracture to the spine this Christmas and has been in the hospital. She'll be fine- just set me back a bit.


Grandma's gettin turnt up.

Abraham:
■ Henry: "I've seen freaky. Freaky in the streets, freaky in the sheets - I even got rocketed up into a space station, so I expected plenty of freaky waiting for me when I got there. For some reason, I never thought to imagine that the station's equivalent to a high school P.E. teacher would be the bastard child of Godzilla and Mr. Rogers. He's alright. Just, well, a freak, and way too eager to help me."

■ Wednesday: "Ever heard of Buridan's ass? It's the same issue with this one - confused penis."

■ Jasmine: "Oh, hello chica. A'ight boys, want some man-to-man talk? First of all: athletes. Second of all: if it's just for a night, go for the loud ones. Take my word on this."

■ Phoebe: "As I understand it, miss goody two-shoes here is the younger sister of--" *makes absurd hand gestures around his ass* "--and this girl is--" *sucks in his tummy* "... and honestly, I can't see the resemblance. Seems like a bookish bitch, but I ain't going out of my way to mess wit' her... Sammy would be sixteen years old too right about now."

■ Lynwen: "She has to be the most boring little girl I've seen ever. Is there a stick up her ass? And no jokes, either, I ain't about that jailbait life. If there's one thing I'm curious about... what would happen to all the air if she decides opening a portal outside the station is just a swell idea?"

■ Elias: "Well, I've never tried giving a teacher a swirly before..."

■ Archie: "Dude, this guy is fucking cool. Yeah, he can hang out with me; he's funny and his head is neat as shit to watch."

■ Gavin: "His new nickname is allowance. Just kidding. I'm over that high school phase. But even being sixteen and not a total pest, you couldn't catch me dead with him. Imagine that. The pocket change I used to carry before I came here is probably more money than he has seen in his entire life."

■ Grit: "I know these types. I know these types really, really well. And I'll let you in on a hint: they may be big, but they're little bitches. Tear them down. More than once if you have to, then let them know you beat 'em. Remind them every time you see 'em - and they'll never think to step in your line of sight again. He'll try me. They always do. Then I'll 'explain' why I'm the king."

■ Uril: "What the fuck."


A writing game: in the words of your own character, write the opinions/impressions of the other characters.

e.g. Abe: "I'd fuck up Grit in a heartbeat."
my brain cells

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You better not. I'll suck you dry in the gay kinda way if you do. Don't make me.
I swear to God, if you do this to me IC I will end you.
Flatter the GM with every breath you make. Share a bed with the GM. Feed them candy on the tassels hanging from your--
ya wot

I can't take anything seriously.

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