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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 30
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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The cloak he wore covered his form, though the sword poking out of his hip and the shield strapped to his back were obviously protruding from the veiled body of the squire. Rain dripped idly from the birch trees that surrounded the city of Dal'Mahra. They say strange spirits lingered in the forest further inland, but he was just glad to be leaving. It perturbed Roland to be in a city where a third of the city's power was held by the court of Mages. Even with all of the Paladins within the city maintaining order.

He had arrived seeking his Knighthood, and he had heard the Order of the Silver Fist had taken hold of the city after they had liberated it from the demonic invasion not seventy years ago. Ever since, the Paladins had held the military power in the city, though the Court of Mages and the local nobility still held much political sway. He'd been called to service via a council of Knights to scout out the northern mountains. There had been strange stories coming from some of the local villages near the blighted ruins.

He wished they would have provided him a steed. But he had two fortnights to report back, and it would take days simply getting there. Not only that, but he had never met his traveling companion. He was only told he would know them when he saw them, and so the young soldier stomped through the muddied gravel, traversing the outskirts of the walls. He'd been at the stables, speaking to one of the horsemasters to see if he could purchase a good steed, but no such luck.

It was a dreary day to set off on the road. He had been trained from the age of seven winters old to fight and ride, and to rough the elements. But even he felt there were some days best spent inside with a fine drink and a roaring fire. This was his lot in life, however. If he wished to serve faithfully, he needed to perform this last mission. Truthfully he was honored to have been chosen. An opportunity to rise through the ranks like this didn't come often.

Cresting the hill, he found himself in sight of the gate. He took a deep breath and removed his hood to reveal a heroic, handsome face. Tough, but still fresh with youth. His brown eyes drank in the dim light of the overcast day around him, as if they were pits of depth to be explored if one was deemed worthy. A fire danced in them, glimmering with the passion of duty and righting wrongs. Truly a Knight in all but title.
@Luminosity
@Stormflyx@Gardevoiran@BCTheEntity@The Fated Fallen@IcePezz@Mortarion
Well this never happened before. But everyone except one person has missed the deadline without explanation.

You know, if people are tired of the RP, we could end it or go on hiatus for awhile and see how we feel. I'm not threatening anything, it's just a consideration.
@The Nexerus

Are you still a white nationalist or have you grown out of that shit?


Let's try to not troll and stay on topic.
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On the first rep, I can usually do about 40 before my arms turn to spaghetti, and then it just goes downhill from there...


I have had hundreds if not thousands of conversations with animals. Not once have any of them ever responded to me.


Same, except the last part.

So, at about 12:30a last night I had the urge to see how many pushups I could do before my arms collapsed. Sadly it wasn't as many as I though, but I'm pretty sure that the "midnight crazies" my cats have on an almost nightly basis is slowly permeating my mind. :/


How many did you get to?




My random fact? My favorite color is red.
Gif of a giant making my companion disappear into the sky
The shrieking filled the room. A noise so loud it might nearly overwhelm a normal man, but one of Cyrdic's excellent hearing was sent to his knees. A dark shape wreathed in an even blacker shadow coalesced and then disippated one moment to the next, and the pregnant abomination disappeared into the ether after Camilla's daring maneuver with the sword. She had to have known something he didn't. Then again he was used to that. She was far more clever than he. He crashed onto the floor just as she did, as the glass broke around them.

Cyrdic lifted his head out of the debris, glass and splintered wood on his brown head of hair as he tried to move. Immediately he felt how weak he was from the blood loss. He knew he would have an even greater collection of scars if he lived through this. Of course, when he saw Camilla out cold, he felt a surge of strength flow through him as he gripped his runic sword. An energy borne of the desire to get to her began in his chest and surged through his limbs.

"By the strength of Ulric..." he breathed, invoking the Lord of Battle to give him power. "By Sigmar and the Hammer..." The entire world seemed devoid of moisture. Even when he swallowed, he could only taste dust. He gripped the chair of an elderly table, and such was his strength that even at his weakest, the rotten wood couldn't help but give as he pulled himself forward.

The table crashed into the ground, and Cyrdic pulled himself up, using the ruined tabletop as something to hold himself upon. "If I could give my life for hers, I would do it." he muttered, not knowing what that dark spirit was or what had happened other than seeing her fall. He was almost glad she couldn't hear him say that. She would cut him in two.

As soon as the words escaped his lips, he heard footsteps behind him upon the creaking floor. He did not have time to turn before he saw a white light as an intense pain tore through him, and he was cracked across the back of the head. The Ostlander suddenly felt weightless as he fell into oblivion alongside Camilla, losing all sense of himself. The hilt of his sword was the last sensation he recalled as he faded away.




Soft sheets and cool air kissed her skin, the pillow underneath her long dark hair crunched from her head not having moved since God's knows when. Camilla found herself in one of the rooms of the Castle, at the fore of Chateau D'Epee. She would recognize it as the room she and Cyrdic had been given once her mind caught up to her. Slightly dizzied and sore, not to mention famished, she felt otherwise alright, the last thing she had remembered was the screeching of the fading ghost.

Briefly, weakly, she turned her head to gaze about the room. The servants had been through since she had departed, obviously. The cupboards were dusted and her items, as well as her traveling clothes were neatly folded on a plumed chair in the corner of the room. Next to her items was Cyrdic's runic sword. Drawing a large breath, she turned to her right. Beside her on the large bed was nothing but empty space...

"Contessa De La Trantio, I see you are well." said a voice from the doorway. Even weakened as she was, her head whipped to the side to see Armand standing there, as if he were a paid sentry or entrusted guardian rather than a visitor. Haughty, he still had an air of handsome superiority and command about him, though he still no doubt had an IQ that only a Brettonian indulging on foolish local honor could have.

"What happened?" she asked, her accent decidedly Tilean. "Where is Cyrdic?"

The Knight stood there for a moment, before giving a sigh. With the careful approach of a priest of Shallya, he stepped over to one of the lesser cushioned chairs of the room, pulling it toward the bed silently, save for the light scraping along the floor. She would notice he did not have his sword with him, despite him usually bringing it wherever he would go in this thrice poxed castle. Moving his surcoat out of the way of his seat, he set himself down and grew somber, grim even.

"I am sorry, Contessa..." he said, a sadness on his visage. "Your lover was killed by the beasts of the dark..."



Cyrdic had no concept or time or space. The blackness had engulfed him so thoroughly, all he could do was run. Feet padding through endless expanses of snow. Windswept mountains filled with pines, a sight so beautiful no imperial painting could match it. He had never felt such energy and tirelessness. But it was not simply the cold that brought a briskness to his pace, but the scent of the elk. He could smell the prey near.

Only when he arrived, he could not see any of the prey he sought. The coniferous forest was endless, the pines towering over his powerful form as he loped further into the deep of the woods; ever running toward the smell of blood. Soon, after what seemed an eternity, he came to the edge of a red stained clearing, where a battle of warriors wielding weapons of pattern welded steel ran one another through, clashed shields, or grappled upon the ground in an ugly but brutally appealing display of battle prowess and death. With boundless joy coupled with a predator's ferocity, the wolf named Cyrdic entered the fray, bearing his canines as he howled into the battlefield.




He awoke slowly, and then all at once. A sword lay impaled in his stomach, and a broken table lay above his body. The halls were silent as death, but the Gods had not deemed him fit to die this day. Cyrdic's hand moving brought another creak from the wooden floor...
@Penny
Taya shook from the fact she had just killed someone, the gun in her hands vibrating from the revulsion. Neil ducked out of the way of the barrel and grabbed the gun. Taya was almost taken aback Neil was still there, and the sudden scare caused her to pull the trigger. The bullet hit the crevice wall and ricocheted, causing her to scream. Neil wasn't angered though. He just took the gun from her hands, and then held a hand up to keep her calm.

"Sorry." he saw her mouth, though over the din of gunfire he could only hear a whisper of what she said. He simply tied the rope around her waist, thanking Gideon that Junebug had tossed it down. With that, he told her to stay there, and began to ascend, placing his boot on an outjutting rock and climbing like the agile young guy he was.

Once he crested the tall rise, he felt like he had crawled right into hell for a split second. Sand, flashes of light, and screams accompanied the cacophony of the ubiquitous roar of battle. A sudden explosion tore out of the sand, raining bloody shrapnel along the rocky rise as the pilot knelt beside the Captain who sent shot after shot into the desert. Neil hardly noticed, pulling the rope up one great tug at a time to get Taya to the top.

Once he hauled her up, she crouched next to them. Shaken but otherwise ok. Neil was proud of her, to be honest. She had a small freakout and then powered through it. Though that was the least of their problems at the moment. They needed to figure out their location and where Canek was planning on making a rendezvous. Sayeeda pulled a communications device out of her pants and hailed who Neil assumed was Canek.

"Can-F, Can-F!" she cried into it, but there was nothing but static to greet her. The heavy ordinance and the EMP's being delivered around the perimeter must have short circuited the wiring. Even the comms were temporarily out, from Neil's estimation. He placed his comm back in his ear, cursing. "Where do we go?" he asked her.

It was at that moment that a hundred things happened at once. A reverberation struck what seemed to be the entirety of the desert. Both Neil and Sayeeda felt their soldierly sixth senses kicking in. They knew what was happening, even before they could see the streaks of red on the horizon. Miles off, the heavy weapons had been discharged, and rounds the size of aircars were being shot into the open desert in the desperate hope of destroying Canek's caravan.

Junebug grabbed Taya and hoisted her, and Neil ducked and rolled as the rounds suddenly struck the desert and the rocky region they found themselves in, sending enormous shockwaves and debris scattering for a tenth of a kilometer around. The three of them were thrown, somehow without major damage but sent literally flying to hit the crags in a rough roll. Sand blanketed their vision as everything went dark, and for a long moment, Neil thought he was dead.

...Until he felt himself give an intake of thick, stuffy air into his lungs. His ass and hands were wet, and he was on a hard floor, with a light far above him beaming down to illuminate the area he found himself in. Taya and Junebug lay near him, the Captain stirring as he did, rubbing her head. "Where the fuck are we?" she asked, blinking and getting her bearings. The walls were smooth and the puddles of water and sand mingled in the uneven floor, though upon closer inspection, the floor was uneven by design. They were on a tiled walkway within a...ship?

Neil couldn't answer her more informatively than his next sentence provided.

"I think we found what we were looking for."
@Penny
From: Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention
Post Written: Collab
Written By: @Stormflyx
Written Words:
Relyssa audibly gasped and a shuddered breath left her trembling lips as she looked upon it. The way that each individual stone shimmered and glittered under the light of the moon… It was almost too much to handle. Said glimmers lit up the high points of her face - and in turn emphasised a darkness in the hollows of her cheeks, and under her eyes. It made her expression appear almost sinister in the brief second before she placed a shaking finger on the gold frame of the tiara - a moan escaped her and she bit down hard on her lip. “Oh my…” she sighed, taking it swiftly from Alim’s hands.

“You’re a good little thief indeed…” she continued as she paced the balcony with the piece in her grasp, her grip tightening around it, her eyes lost in the carats of the jewels. She hummed, ooohed, and aaahed at it. If one were to hear the sounds without the context, they may have expected the woman to have been in as much of a knot as the couple upstairs… “Oh Alim… Thank you…”


This entire section had me like "if I am going to write for a female villainess/greedy rogue, take notes." I loved it.

@Mortarion@The Fated Fallen@Fetzen

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