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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: April 3, 2022]


I'm 26 years old and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I work as an English and writing tutor at a local college.

I love literature and poetry, and I also enjoy writing and I like to think I'm not half bad at it. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy enosis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite characters have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I like telling their stories in the sheet sometimes even more than the roleplay itself, which depends on the roleplay itself of course. I want my readers to know how their background influences them as a person, how their personality bleeds into their appearance, and I love watching characters overcome their personal tragedies and finding their true selves as they watch their identities shatter and come back together. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind - unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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High Ideals, Low Means

by @Leidenschaft and @Spoopy Scary

Night, 6th of Midyear 4E 208
Somewhere in Gilane, Hammerfell

Sevari kept walking past the creaking of the huge doors of the Governor’s Palace. They clunked shut and the sound of it locking with its newly-built Dwemer lock working it’s huge gears punctuated the otherwise noiseless walk across the courtyard he was making. Plenty of things were seeking to send his house of cards crashing down around him and his life’s work would all be for naught, twenty-some years wasted because of some Reachman and his woman. Because of an old love deciding to be on the same ship as his last and greatest personal foe’s son. And fucking him too. He needed a goddamn drink, or to get in a good fight. It was the right time for it, the sun falling below the high city walls and just dark enough for lamps and torches to send his shadow stretching across walls.

His contact would be waiting for him and he didn’t want to keep her, though. It was quite something, how the quest for revenge could bring two people into the fold of each other’s lives. It seemed every day he was making new acquaintances. Out of all of them so far, though, this one seemed the most competent and careful, cold and calculating. She was headstrong enough and cautious with it too. He almost could call her a friend. A mutual respect between them, and these days with how slim the selection was for Sevari, that pretty much constituted a friend.

He made his way through the city streets, dodging Dwemer patrols and Redguard watchmen too easily. He could always play it off that he was pursuing a lead for Major Kerztar in the name of the Ministry of Order, but it was best they didn’t even know he was there at all. Less loose ends, less homes and beds he’d have to sneak into with his garrote. Finally, he reached the slums and that tumbledown shack he and his special friend shared. It looked rundown from the outside like Sevari had wanted but as he stepped inside, he looked around at the more well-off and fanciful trappings he’d grown accustomed to.

“How long have you been here?” He said to the presence he could feel in the room. The firelight’s orange glow radiated warmth during the cold desert night, and it casted a wide shadow as hand gingerly set a quill pen onto the table in the corner.

“For as long as I cared to. Does it matter?” Replied simply a feminine voice. Following the quill was a goblet being set on the table. The woman continued, “Tell me, how well did your date go? Did you have fun?”

As she asked her question she stood to her full height. Doing so revealed a woman shorter than Sevari and adorned in modest clothing. She looked to be Breton, though had the sharp angular features of an Imperial. She looked to be little more than a merchant, draped in linen, cotton, and bits of silk. Though her skin was fair, it was still flushed red from the day’s heat, and her shoulder-length auburn hair had the kind of curls in it leftover from wearing it in a braid all day. Though the tone of her voice was pleasant, she did not smile, and was betrayed by the intensity of her eyes as they pierced across the room and into the Khajiit.

“I was just wondering,” Sevari frowned, voice brimming with exaggerated offense, looking the woman up and down before placing his hands in front of the fireplace, “I know this isn’t a palace with handmaidens ready to wipe your ass at a bell’s ring, but I hope you appreciate the new decor I spent half my wage on last week.”

Sevari got up, grabbing up a bottle of alcohol off the mantle above the fireplace. He knew it was alcohol, what kind didn’t often matter. He clamped down in the cork with his teeth and yanked it out with a pop. Spitting it across the room, he took his own seat across from the woman he knew so well the past few weeks. Under her intense eyes, he sat carelessly like at a tavern. She met his candor with a smirk as though Sevari was entertaining her, but it was faint. She picked up the goblet she set down a moment ago and held it out to him, tipped slightly forward -- a gesture for him to refill her cup.

“Your mission. How did it go?” She repeated.

“They managed to spot me and I had to kill them all.” Sevari frowned at her cup and gave her question a moment and her eyes a smug look before finally pouring a good portion into her cup, “Hotel staff and all.”

When no laugh came, he wasn’t expecting one anyway, he continued. “They were having a party. I managed to sketch out what some looked like,” he tossed a journal onto the table from his satchel, “The Altmer noble was there, the ex-Thalmor I didn’t get a look at. The Argonian was there too, you know, the one you trust wholeheartedly.”

“They’re quick to forgive. Interesting. Good for them, though…” She commented, then tasted from her cup. “I would still like more information on that one. Argonia is a sovereign state now, perish the thought that another power becomes involved. Do you have anything on the elves?”

“Nothing past what we already know. The Caliph’s old spies are looking for his Thalmor-loving sons in hopes of restoring Hammerfell’s sovereignty. Shame how short-sighted people with a loyalty to dynasties are.” He downed his glass and poured another, “The Emissary is still an issue but we can resolve that soon. No doubt the noble girl’s kidnapping will do well as bait for that Thalmor shit they have with them. He might not be flying their colors but it’s hard to forget friends and connections that might be here.”

“If worst comes to worst, a certain ambassador of a hostile power could prove to be even better bait.” She suggested innocuously, sipping her goblet as she side-eyed Sevari to gauge his reaction.

Sevari chewed on that, sipping at his glass for a moment before his eyes narrowed, “You want me to leak a little information of you?” Sevari shook his head, continuing incredulously, baffled, “Dangle you around like a worm on a hook?”

He nodded, a small crack of a smile on his lips, “I’m liking you more.”

“Don’t mistake me,” she began explaining, “I've no intention of letting myself be eaten, but a leader leads by example, yes? Someone eventually needs to assume the role. I might be the worm, but we're surrounded by two schools of sharks and I hope to turn them against each other.”

Although her words suggested that it was a burden to assume such a role, a slight smile appeared on her face, this time warmer, apparently pleased by his reaction and resumed her sip from the goblet before continuing.

“That's how we're going to win this: we're going to play the board right; maneuver our pieces, take advantage of everyone’s connections, and manipulate both sides into killing each other. It pays to play the long game, Sevari, step by step, not by running blind into the lion’s den on a personal whim.”

Sevari’s smile upended slightly, “We both know it wasn’t a personal whim. Entirely.” He spoke more softly, “It won’t happen again, I’ll make sure of it. Leaking the information of the Emissary to a more extremist cell in the insurgency would do well.”

He sniffed, throwing back another glassful, “Erincaro is our key to his father, a high-level officer of the Thalmor. Your revenge against the Dwemer was added to my orders of stewing unrest in Dwemer territory. We’re both in this room discussing our personal whims.” Sevari smiled again, though her bringing up the fiasco on the Indrik still stung.

Our whims? Am I to understand you as suggesting that we no longer have to uphold our duties to the Empire?” She challenged.

“It was my understanding that my end of fulfilling my duties to the Empire were to entertain my personal whims. It’s what they’ve let me do for the past 20-odd years.” He shrugged, “What about Samara Cell? Keep feeding the Reachman or leave them to the wolves?”

“They have their uses.” She replied idley. “They’re wild cards, but as long as they’re the Dwemers’ enemies, they’re valuable -- to an extent. Keep doing what you’re doing with the Reachman, but if you can spare the time, keep some eyes on a few of them. The Argonian, the High Elf, the Imperial man; this situation is delicate and we don’t want to upset it.”

The woman paused for a moment in careful thought, before saying, “What was the name of their handler again? Not Poncy.”

“Daro’Vasora.” He said, “The Reachman and her are in relations. Keep getting close to the Reachman and we may have her.”

“Daro’Vasora…” She repeated, getting a feel for the name in her mouth. “I’ll keep it in mind. If it’s not too much to ask, there’s one more person I want to keep an eye on. Salosoix Hawkford.”

“Zaveed has been toying with him and his daughter. Raelynn is among Samara Cell.” He said, stretching in his chair, “That complicates things on that end. Treading where my brother goes might lead him to looking for you if he whiffs something. I don’t want to have to kill him.”

“That’s fine.” She replied casually. She set her goblet down on the table as she stared into fireplace. “I’m not asking you to protect the snake, but I know enough about Salosoix to know that he has his own agenda. I don’t know what he’s doing in Gilane at a time like this when he should be in Daggerfall, but he has the potential to complicate things. Believe me Sevari, I don’t wish to create a conflict of interest for you, but if your brother decides to come looking for me…”

The woman lined her free hand between with the painted portrait of an old Redguard king that was pinned to the wall above the fireplace. A sudden burst of magical fire sparked to life in her palm, and from her perspective, engulfed the man in flames. She looked back at Sevari, the fire reflecting in her eyes as she growled, “I invite him to try.”

Sevari pursed his lips, sighing and nodding before downing another drink, “He knows the risks.” Sevari sighed, “While we’re on the subject, I’m sure you heard about the grand parade today?”

She glanced at him from the corner of her eye, then clenched her hand, snuffing the fire in her hand. She looked as though she was just about to roll her eyes but had enough restraint to keep herself from doing so. “Yes, the people were causing quite a stir about it. I’d call it amusing if it wasn’t so pathetic.”

When she took a drink from her cup, she usually took light sips to savor it, but here she took a few heavy gulps before slamming the goblet down onto the table. She continued, her words now sharp and scathing, “The Samara cell is full of amateurs, so color me unsurprised, but at least they’ve chosen the right side. I’ve spent a few months here in Hammerfell, you know, before the Dwemer came. Before that, I’ve spent countless days educating myself on their history. The Redguard people never impressed onto me as being the type to enjoy being conquered.”

“They never were.” Sevari replied, letting a chuckle go, “Why do you think I’m here? Paving a path to a brighter future for the Redguard people, hearts and minds, pure altruism.”

“It will be wasted unless we take meaningful action soon.” She commented sharply. “Do you think the deep elves will think twice of your judgement if you hold the Dominion emissary under their jurisdiction?”

Sevari narrowed his eyes, frowning, and bringing his cup halfway to his lips, “You’re asking me to arrest a man that’s impossible to arrest. He’d have to…” Sevari slowly let the cup descend back down to the table while in his hands, “Do something heinous. Are you familiar with false-flag operations?”

“You deserve your station, Sevari. You decipher quickly.” She replied. “Yes, I’m familiar.”

Sevari snorted, rolling his eyes as he took a sip of his cup, “I thought you were above patronizing me. Hire thugs to go after another administrator of the Dwemer. Someone of Nblec’s station. Make it look like the noble girl and ex-Thalmor’s handiwork.” He shrugged, “I get to go after the ex-Thalmor in the group as a scapegoat and we get a mer who can give us names. I’ll have to construct some story to connect him to Erincaro’s father. Fangalto will have his son taken into custody and you know what they say about prisons. People die everyday.”

“If you can make it looked like they did it,” she said, “you can provoke the Dwemer. If you leak my name to the Thalmor one, he can attempt to get in contact with the emissary. After he does, we can take him out, then take the emissary and leave behind evidence of the Dwemer. Both sides believe they lost something important to each other. Agent, it sounds like we might have a plan.”

“Doesn’t it?” Sevari said. With a grunt, he pushed himself up from his chair and sighed, “I’d best get going. No sleep tonight, Kerztar will find it odd if I’m not on the job.”

He worked at the array of locks on the door and pushed past it, hanging at the threshold before he threw over his shoulder, “Keep the doors locked if you’re staying. Remember what I told you about the passageway under your bed.”

“Whyever would I indignify myself by taking the back door of my own abode?” She jested sardonically. She stood up from her seat with a sigh, her fingers idly tracing the embroidery stitched into the padded chair. Finally, she looked up at said with unexpected tenderness, “Akatosh bless you, Sevari. May He grant you His light.”

Sevari hung at the door, one foot past the threshold and a hand still on the knob. The sentiment froze him in place and maybe it was the drink, maybe it was everything that’s happened to him the past few days, but the woman’s words cut him. It was as if accepting it would be fraud of the highest order. Akin to stealing coins from a beggar’s purse. His head hung as he rolled his jaw, sighing. Finally, he let go a small, jagged smile, knowing all the things he’d done in his life was more likely to please Boethiah. “Thank you, Aries.” Without turning to her, he spoke low and bitter, “But I doubt he’d waste it.”

The door shut and he was gone.

A soft exhale escaped Aries' lips as her shoulders relaxed. She faced once again towards the warmth of the firelight, and slowly refilled her goblin until the bottle dripped empty. She breathed in its aroma before taking a small sip, then closed her eyes and smiled as she embraced the soothing heat of the flames. Holding her cup close to her chest, her eyes remained locked on the fire as she purred to herself, "The gears are in motion."
Eyes of Mara




A Collab by @Spoopy Scary, @Stormflyx & @MacabreFox

Gilane, Infirmary - 1st Midyear evening

It was a familiar scene.

Lying on a red carpet like a river of blood. An armored man with an eye-patch and a billowing cloak seemingly connected to the bloody river on the floor. He understood now that the executioner looming over him was the source of the blood. With the phantom of Cezare and his claymore overhead, threatening to lop Calen’s head off, he heard it again -- three explosions of a Dwemer’s cannon. Except now with every blast, the cannons shattered his eardrums, images of the Gilane safehouse flashed before his eyes before returning to his execution by Cezare’s hand. Every time the cannons shattered his eardrums, he found himself looking at Latro at the mercy of a firing squad. He heard Latro’s voice again, “Good people detest violence. But good people doing nothing when it’s visited upon others is the only thing worse.” The third and final time the cannons fired, an explosion of pain filled his chest until everything went black.

A cold and sticky sensation smeared itself across his chest.




To see Calen lying there - he had colour in his cheeks again, a far cry from the deathly white he had been the night before. This alone indicated to her that he was doing better. Yet he was sound asleep, peaceful. She wondered what dreams may have been playing through his mind. As she approached, she reached into her bag - taking out a stalk of aloe which she placed on the bedside table beside him, for later use.

She took no time in peeling back the covers, to assess the wound now. The only reason she had been allowed in was because of her credentials as a healer. As far as she was aware, guests were not permitted yet. She could see the bruising on his chest, but the wounds were closed. There was pain there still. Restorative magic could only do so much. Just like in her nightmare, she could see at a glance that his rib was broken. That would be where most of his pain was. The poor lamb wouldn't like to laugh for a while yet. Not that there was much to laugh about. “I'm sorry I couldn't do more for you…” she said as she took the seat beside his bed, placing her hand on his. This was new to her - to comfort like this. But it felt right regardless.

Too much time had passed since Rhona had laid eyes on Calen, and it didn’t take long for her to catch word of what had happened to him. The worn leather soles of her boots slapped softly against the flooring, her pace a hurried one. She had been turned away from the infirmary twice, but not today. Rhona had been told that she should give him time to heal, but she had to see him. She just had to. When she reached the door, she pushed it open with one hand while the hinges creaked in protest. Rhona stepped inside, letting the door close softly behind her; her gaze sweeping over the room, looking for him. Her eyes landed on two familiar figures, her breath catching in her throat, there he was, seemingly asleep, with the blonde woman she had come to know as Raelynn by his side, with her hand atop his. She struggled to keep her emotions about her, the cold words Mortalmo spoke came filtering back in like a black fog. Her mind screamed at her, a bellow that urged her to turn tail and leave. But no, she couldn’t. She wouldn’t. She had waited impatiently since hearing of his injury to see him, and here she was first? No. She couldn’t think anything of it.

It doesn’t matter what Mortalmo said…, she thought, forcing her feet to move out from under her. Rhona closed the distance, where she came to stand at the foot of the bed, her eyes flickering between Raelynn and Calen. Her tongue felt like a heavy weight in her mouth, an iron that she had no strength to lift.

“I…”, she paused, her words failing her as a lengthy silence followed, “...how is he?” She asked. She didn’t know Raelynn well, and she doubted her intentions even moreso.

“He's alive,” Raelynn said to Rhona, it was all she could say. Her eyes met those of the girl and she could sense agitation within her. On a better day she would have retorted with a smirk and something bitter. She pulled the cover back over Calen’s wounds just so, and rose from her seat. “Truthfully we won't know until he wakes. He… It was not easy for him.”

She picked up the aloe from the table, applying pressure to the leaf until it's gel was forced out into the palm of her hand. She moved back over him, gingerly lifting the covers once more to apply the gel to his bruising, she was looking down at it, but could see Rhona in her peripheral vision -- watching her like a hawk. This also meant that she didn’t notice the faint twitching in Calen’s face.

It was only a moment or two after Raelynn applied the cold gel when the previously still Calen’s eyes flutter open before suddenly springing up in bed, crying out while gasping for air, “Lat--!”

But the name of his acquaintance couldn’t come out, as the sounds merged into moans of agony, and coughing fits as he clutched the wounded area on his chest. Beneath the coolness of the aloe gel, he could feel warmth beginning to spread out in his chest. He had forgotten what kind of condition he was in, and reopened something in the process. Still clutching at the pain, Calen fell back down onto the bed with his face twisting with pain. “Gah… d-damn!”

“Calen!” She moved from the foot of the bed to his side, a splash of crimson blotching the bandages, Rhona felt useless in this moment, she wasn’t equipped to handle something like this. She could only heal minor wounds and fractures, this was beyond her grasp. She grabbed his free hand, looking in earnest at Raelynn.

“Do something!” She begged.

“It’s alright Rhona, it’s normal dare I say it…” The mage sprung to action, peeling back the dressing to assess the tear.

“Rhona?” Calen repeated, turning his head to try looking at her through pained and squinted eyes.

“It’s the rib that hurts him.” She placed a hand above the wound and let her spell drift out - dropping into the opening like a heavy golden chain. He would feel as it entered and began to pull everything back together from the inside like a strange and ethereal pressure. “You should… You should hold his hand.” Her voice was a quiet mutter as she worked. She could heal the injured, but reassuring their loved ones was new. “Comfort is needed too, sit.” She indicated to the chair next to his bed with a free hand.

She did as beckoned without question, and took a seat in the chair, his hand in hers, “Everything will be alright. I promise.” Rhona managed to say over the hard lump forming in her throat. “Just squeeze my hand. I’m right here, I won’t leave you.”

“I, ah, I-I’m… is everyone okay?” Calen managed to sputter out. “Did… did everyone make it out?”

“Everyone made it, we made it Calen - as did you. Try to relax. You're putting tension in your chest right here…” two of her fingers pressed against the point of the broken rib, which he would feel like a stinging kiss until the warmth of her healing hand took over and placed relief there. “You gave us a scare and a half…”

“Oh, thank the Nine…” He sighed with relief. He finally allowed himself a moment to relax while under Raelynn’s care and limply rolled his head to the other side to look at Rhona. He found himself staring deep into her hazel eyes -- and for some odd reason, the olive-speckled brown colors of her irises had reminded him of the falafels he had been eating not so long ago; or at least thought so, he had no idea how much time had passed, but he was silently cursing himself at the absurdity because he knew that this meant Rhona was going to be reminding him of ground-up chickpeas with specks of parsley from now on. He wracked his brain for a suitable distraction from his thoughts.

“So how was your day?” He said with a strained voice, but it was clear that he was trying to pass it off as nonchalantly as he could muster. “Mine was great. First day on the job’s always a little rough, but everyone’s alive so it must’ve gone off without a hitch, right?”

“Hush, now. You’re talking too much.” She offered him a half-smile, her eyes starting to burn with tears. Rhona felt relief on seeing him being able to talk to her, to know that he was awake and conscious was all she had needed, a simple reassurance. Something to soothe the worry in her heart that he was alive and well. Anything. She lifted his hand to her lips, kissing it once before she lowered it, her thumb rubbing the top of his hand in an affectionate manner.

All Raelynn could do was watch them, she noticed the way Calen looked at Rhona. She was rather beautiful, who could blame him? But there was more there too. A connection forged from something else. She looked away and returned to his chest - stopping the flow of light before the wound had closed, it wasn't bleeding and she wanted to inspect it and clean it. She wondered if either of them now noticed her presence, or if they were too engrossed in each other.

Rhona shifted her gaze to Raelynn, she hadn’t forgotten the blonde in the least, she didn’t want to distract her from her work. She nodded at her, “Is… is that all?”

“For now… I just want to check the wound and make sure it is clean,” she spoke in response - her voice duller than before as she concentrated more on Calen than on Rhona’s questions. “I think to force it would leave scarring at this point, slow and steady can be far more precise when time allows for it.”

She took a cloth from the dresser beside the bed, and began to wipe away the blood from his chest. “Could you perhaps fetch some fresh water?” she asked in a stern tone - not realising it may come across as a biting remark instead of just a matter of her being lost in the work she was doing.

Rhona blinked slowly at her words, her mouth forming a small “o” shape before she drew her hand away from Calen’s, she glanced down at him and offered him a sympathetic smile, “I won’t be long.” She left the room without further delay, she had no intention of straying far from his side. Not at a time like this. As she left, Calen’s eyes followed after her. He thought the world of her, don’t get him wrong, but his eyes trailed down her back and focused on the sway of her rear with each step Rhona took until she disappeared from view.

“I guess I should soak in all the attention while I have it, huh?” Calen remarked sardonically to Raelynn, not taking his eyes off of the doorway. “Just leave it to me to be the one to get hurt.”

“It could have been any of us. It's the risk we took…” She washed away the last of the blood and looked closely at the still open wound. She felt… strange to be in the middle of them both, stranger to be around Calen - Gregor’s words came back to her, that he was the best of them all. She turned away, pretending to grab at some more supplies while she caught her breath.

She switched her tone from warmth to one more ice cold as she continued; “just try not to jump in front of actual bullets in future, it's not exactly the smart thing to do. You're incredibly lucky to have made it.” What she had wanted to say was much different. That already, without Calen in the group, they would all suffer. Satisfied with the condition of his injury, she placed her hand back over it - the magicka pouring in once more to finish closing it completely.

“I would be lying if I told you I’ll keep that in mind.” Calen admitted. “Truth be told, sometimes my body just moves on its own.”

A moan of relief escaped his lips as the restoration magic seeped into his body and stitched his wound together. Some of the pain subsided along with it, but his chest was still throbbing. He took a deep sigh and bemoaned, “I’m really not cut out for this, am I? I don’t even know what I’m doing here. Anvil was under attack, one thing led to another, and now I’m in a hospital bed after trying to play soldier.”

“You're asking me that question?” He wouldn't see it, but with her back to him again she rolled her eyes. Of course he would say such things - be this way, a soft soul would. There was not an ounce of arrogance in him. “I don't really know what you want me to say…” a lengthy sigh followed, and she tucked her hair back behind her ears and sat down in a chair next to the bed. Her hands resting in her lap now that they were done with their work. “Do any of us know what we are doing right now? I think we're all going through the motions - doing what it takes to survive.”

Just to look at him there, she felt a wave of emotion swell inside but she didn't show it outwardly, not knowing why she had such a trepidation about it. He wouldn't judge her for opening up, would he? “I think you're probably doing just fine. Save for almost dying, of course.”

“Did we at least win?” Calen asked, finally looking back at Raelynn. “I mean, the reason we were there… did we, I don’t know… was the mission successful?”

She exhaled sharply and her nostrils flared. “Define successful. The Dwemer died, you almost died, and we barely got back here. In short, I would say we're in the shit now.” That was putting it mildly, she saw no point in embellishing it with anything else. Those were the facts, she did feel guilty for tossing the information at him like that; “sorry, I just… It is what it is, we didn't fail but we hardly came out of the endeavor victorious.” She wondered if she should place a comforting hand on him, but she didn't, knowing that Rhona would be back soon. Calen had fallen quiet after the news.

After a few somber moments of silence, the bard finally said, “I should apologize -- to everyone. Especially to Latro.” Calen cupped one hand over his eyes and groaned. “I dragged everybody down and I could barely do anything to help. Gods, I...Talos damn me, what kind of Nord am I that I can’t do anything to protect anyone?”

If he was searching for pity from her, he wasn’t going to get it. “You could have benefited from that thinking before your body just moved…” she snorted a slight laugh out and sighed once again. Was it funny though? Was it fair of her to laugh? He had been selfless after all. She was being too harsh on him, especially as she did enjoy his company. Couldn’t she just drop her guard and offer him something more than a spiteful remark? But to her surprise, she found Calen chuckling with her.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right.”

“I usually am,” she found herself saying without really taking time to register straight away which caused her to laugh again, more naturally this time. Finally she turned her head and made eye contact with him, offering him a heartfelt smile. “I'm sorry Calen. I'm sorry that I couldn't keep my promise.”

“To be honest,” he said again, “I, uh, don't actually remember what that was.”

“I promised I would keep Nblec safe.” It was said under her breath, her eyes moved away from his and she bit down on her fingernails, waiting for his response.

“Oh…”

There were yet another few moments of silence, tangibly stiff, awkward, and uncomfortable, and Calen shifted around in his bed as he tried to think of something to help defuse the tension. He kept getting distracted by thoughts of the argonian, Jaraleet, and his eagerness to jump straight to torturing Nblec. Then how he had apparently gotten so carried away with it that the dwemer died. He tried to push those accusatory thoughts aside and finally piped in with, “Well, hey, let’s just keeping blaming me for all of it. You had to help me, right? There was nothing you could do about it.”

The bard grunted as he pushed himself up and back enough to at least rest his head and part of his back against the wall. With a few sharp breaths to get into position, he found a place to relax. He looked at Raelynn with a weary smile and pointed a finger at her as he said, “You know what, let’s not stop with getting shot either. Why did the Dominion attack Anvil in the first place? ‘Oh, you know, was probably Calen again - damn boy couldn’t keep it in his pants.’ Dwemer invasion? ‘Calen must’ve offended them.’ The dragon crisis? ‘Probably Calen.’ The Warp in the West, the imperialism of Northpoint and Evermoor, or the Invasion of Wayrest? ‘Calen.’

She placed her hand over her mouth to stifle a laugh from the back of her throat. “Do stop it, I'm supposed to be making you smile, not the other way around… And I'm afraid as much as I'd like to, I can't blame any of High Rock’s history on you. It sounds like you might have travelled through there though, I dare say it's a place a damn sight better than Hammerfell right now…” Raelynn sighed longingly for home, strange, she never missed it before now. Something about her circumstances being so wildly out of her control…

“I'm not going to blame you for any of it… We should have listened to you…”

The door to the infirmary swung open, and instead of Rhona standing in the doorway with a pitcher in hand, it was the towering figure of Brynja White-Hand. Her eyes landed on Calen and Raelynn, her mouth set in a disapproving frown. Her long legs closed the distance between them in a matter of steps just as Rhona trailed in behind her.

“Raelynn.” Brynja nodded to her, seemingly none too happy, “Calen.” Her eyes swept over him, her brows knitted together, the frown creasing deeper before she shook her head.

“I spotted Brynja in the hallway, and I asked her to take a second look.” Rhona came around to his bedside where had been sitting previously, and poured him a tankard full of water, passing it to him to take.

“I’d be a lot happier if this whole damned group could keep from dying. How reckless do you have to be?” Brynja chastised, turning to face Raelynn where she gestured with a hand for her to move. “Let me take a look, I don’t have time to waste and lollygag with the lot of you.”

Through gritted teeth Raelynn stood back, practically shoved out of the way by Brynja as she barged into the room. “He's alright Brynja, he needs rest and hydration.” Her hands landed on her hips as she moved around to the other side of the bed to face her. “Your mood will upskuttle the poor boy!”

“Man.” Calen inserted.

“Mm,” she replied, not having the slightest care about what Raelynn had to say, “Rest and hydration won’t do him any good if the wound isn’t healed properly. Just because you healed him with magick, doesn’t mean an infection can’t set in.” Without any time for Calen to protest, she laid her hands upon him, poking and prodding around the wound, with perhaps a hand far too firm, trying to feel anything out of place. Her hands traveled outwards from the wound, her brows furrowed together in concentration.

She watched Brynja work on Calen, she doesn't trust me… she thought, taking a further step back. Realising she was cornered in this situation - by Brynja and by Rhona. She felt almost as if the two had conspired against her. She cast a glance to Calen, she would stay and bite back for him, but thought better of it.

“You're right,” she said with a sickly sweet smile. “I'm tired anyway, it's late - I think I'll go to bed. I'm glad Calen is at least in good hands now.” She didn't dare stick around for a response, and turned violently on her heel - her hair flipping as she did, nose in the air. Before she left the room, she hovered in the doorway briefly, “Feel better soon Calen, we all want to hear your songs again!” and with that, she left.

“Uh, yeah… toodles!” Calen called after her. After Raelynn disappeared past the doorway, his bewildered eyes slowly trailed back to Brynja as she continued to poke and prod him. He said, “You know that she’s a bona fide medic, right?”

Brynja’s eyes shot up in a glower, and drew her hands away, what the hell did he just say to her? Rhona could see the fire in her eyes, and tried to cut in, “I’m sorry, I wanted to make-”

“And you know that I served in the Civil War as a healer, right? You ever see a man screaming for Stendarr’s mercy as I sawed through his foot to save his leg? Don’t talk to me like I’m an idiot, bard.”

“No, I only got shot by a miniature cannon.” Calen said with a shrug and a sardonic smile on his face. “But that’s not my point. You’re both healers and that alone is enough for me to respect you, but why not, oh I don’t know, treat the other people in the profession with more respect?”

“Treat them with respect? If she didn’t walk out like she had a stick up her ass, she would’ve heard my compliment on her handiwork. She did an exemplary job, this wound is going to heal up just fine, and you’ll live.” Brynja said, her eyes shifting to Rhona, “I told you that you didn’t need to fuss over him. He was in good hands to begin with, like I said.” She made her way to the door, without so much as another word, before glancing back over her shoulder, “If you need me, don’t.” Rhona watched as the Nord departed, leaving Calen and her alone. She wrung her hands in a terse fashion. Now she felt bad, she only meant well…

“...I’m sorry…”

“Oh, you’re fine. Everything’s good!” He said nonchalantly. “It is what it is.”

“I… wanted to be certain. I should have trusted in Raelynn. But… you’ll be alright, and that’s all I care about.” Rhona said, taking Calen’s hand in her’s and giving it a gentle squeeze. Her eyes lingering upon him before she leaned in and planted a kiss on his cheek. Calen sighed at her touch, as if it had released all tension in his body. He rolled his head back and closed his eyes as he muttered to himself, “Well… you can’t please everyone.”




As Brynja stepped out into the hallway, where she spotted Raelynn not too far, “I don’t know why you have a stick up your ass, Raelynn. You did a damned good job patching him up.”

Calen’s words of defense caught her off guard, he really was just all good and all light. She wasn't used to someone so fervently being in her corner. She certainly didn't deserve it. She placed a hand on her heart, an earnest expression of happiness shone over her eyes. Yet, she couldn't resist a harmless jab either, “You know Brynja, I wouldn't have to wedge a stick up my behind if you didn't swoop in as if thunderbolts were erupting from yours. I'm afraid it might catch,” she remarked in swift response, without making eye contact to the Nord.

“I just want a damned drink and to be left the fuck alone.” She said with a shake of her head, a small, but tired smile stretched across her face. “I meant what I said. You did one helluva job patching him up like that. Damn flawless. That’s a skill I don’t see often in healers these days.”

Calen had softened her this evening, and because of that Raelynn bit her tongue, resisted hitting back with sarcasm, and instead gave Brynja a nod of acknowledgement, “I did my job, that’s all. But thank you, anyway,” before continuing on her way, hiding a smile from the particularly parched medic.
You know he had to do it to em.


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Wy would probably know about redguard burial ceremonies. She'd suggest to bury her someplace underground. She would have some credibility in this kinda situation I think.
Where We Fear to Tread


A collab by: @Spoopy Scary & @MacabreFox

Gilane, Hammerfell - 30th of Second Seed


The black veil slowly, groggily lifted from Calen’s vision. He still felt sick, but he also felt an ache. An aching in his head - he thought he did, at least. He couldn’t tell. Everything seemed so surreal, not quite there. He knew he was being dragged, but he couldn’t quite feel it. He couldn’t feel the texture of the coarse and rocky ground of Anvil’s paved streets, but he could feel the pressure against his body. He could feel and taste something warm, wet, and metallic in his mouth. It was sticky. He swung his field of vision around to look at the two men dragging him through the street… he saw Quintus and Pavo. Oh, yes… of course… he lost. He couldn’t get away. He couldn’t find Rhona. The Dominion agents slew the guards in the streets. There were channels of blood between each and every brick in the ground, like veins coursing through the city… and the led to a single house. A manor. A castle. Castle Anvil.

He wasn’t sure if they dragged him along a long red carpet or through a river of blood, but the answer was clear when they threw in front of the throne and the ground splashed beneath him. His mouth filled with blood, but was it the river of blood? Or was it being thrown on his face, breaking all of his teeth? The river felt solid despite the splash. He felt so dazed and groggy that reason and logic flew out the window, but even in this state, he tried looking up. He saw Cezare, adorned in fearsome armor that might have once been regal and a billowing red cloak. Strange. There was no wind in here. Looking closer, the red cloak was dripping with a familiar sanguine hue. He wore an eyepatch for some reason.

“You’re a liar.” Cezare growled, taking a step forward. Calen somehow found the strength to roll over onto his back and tried crawling away from him; backwards, still facing him. Though his feet found purchase on solid stonework, he felt his arms suddenly drop and sink elbow deep into the river. As Cezare walked ever closer to him, he seemed to walk atop the river that Calen couldn’t escape. Too thick to escape, as it felt like cold molasses on his skin; but too thin to escape. Every time he tried to get out he fell back through like it was water, sinking deeper and deeper.

“No.” Calen denied, shaking his head.

“You’re a liar!” Cezare repeated. “You lied to me, you lied to them!

“No!” Calen cried out again.

“All you do is lie!” Cezare shouted. “You love no one!

“No!”

Three blasts of thunder shook the castle. Too loud, deafeningly loud. Like one of the Dwemer’s cannons knocking down the castle doors. Three sharp shots was all it took for him feel completely deafened. Blood dripped from his ears, and a low, dead, droning din drowned out Cezare. Though his mouth moved, no sound came from him. Calen’s throat felt swollen shut. Cezare was getting angrier and angrier that Calen could not hear him, he knew this somehow, but he was helpless to do anything about it. When he tried to speak, he felt like he was choking.

“Calen.”

Cezare drew his sword.

“Calen.”

He raised it above his head...

“Calen.”

And swung down.

Everything was instantly black. Sithis.

The sound of a rolling marble echoed through the Dread Father, and contrasting against the infinite void trailed a ribbon of red.

Rhona’s head rolled into view. Her lips moved,

“Calen? I need to speak with you.”




Her mind swirled and raged like a catastrophic wintry gale about to make landfall. Mortalmo’s words rang inside her head, just like the bells had tolled in Anvil. She couldn’t make up her mind, what would she do? She couldn’t approach Calen and blindside him, could she? What if she did? Rhona’s hands curled, clenching into fists as she ground her teeth. Hot tears burned her eyes as she fought to maintain her appearance. There was no use, she buried her face into the palms of her hands. Perhaps you should go find Calen.

Rhona decided that if she were going to confront Calen, she needed to wash her face, and do her best to erase any emotional distress. She made her way inside the Three Crowns and headed down the hallway that led her to their shared quarters. She recalled the way that the guards led the men, and headed further down the corridor. She had located the two rooms acquisitioned to the men, and took her chances on knocking on the first door. Not a sound came. Rhona moved to the second door, knocking harder, and called out for Calen.

“Calen? I need to speak with you.”

After a few moments, the dull sound of the floorboards creaked, followed by a few more low thuds and shuffling. Thud, shhh… thud, shhh… The brass knob of the door handle clicked, and the door creaked open. Calen leaned his face against the door frame as he mumbled his incomprehensible greeting, his blonde hair unkempt and out of place. His breathing sounded ragged, as if he was just running a race. There was a smear of drool near the corner of his mouth that he tried to wipe away. It was mixed with the faintest trace of blood. He was completely disheveled and could barely keep his eyes open and the skin around them was slightly off-color, but when his blurry vision finally focused on Rhona, they widened open with surprise and he stumbled to recompose himself.

“O-oh, uh, he… hey… Rhona! Wh… what brings you…” Calen stammered, but then he shook his head and sighed. He finally blurted out, “Are you okay?”

His disheveled appearance caught her off guard, she faltered in her words, but immediately squared her shoulders and huffed, “Calen, you have no idea what I’ve been through. And I just-” her face twisted into a grimace, hot tears stung her eyes again as she clenched her teeth, “Tell me that it’s not true. Tell me, please.” She begged, desperately trying to keep her composure.

“I…” Calen began, but the more he woke up, the more confused he became. Usually it was supposed to work the other way around. He didn’t know what she was asking of him. The truth? The truth of what? He stepped out into the hallway.

“You’re right,” he said, “I have no idea what you’ve been through. Quintus and Pavo told me Cezare found you. I’ve been worried sick, but… I thought you wanted nothing to do with me. We haven’t spoken since… since Skingrad. Brynja wouldn’t let anyone…”

Calen’s voice gradually became weaker until he finally slumped his shoulders and gave up on finishing his sentence. He was rambling. He had to get to the point.

“I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry. I don’t know what he did, but I should’ve been there for you. I wasn’t. I’m so sorry…”

“Shut up!” She yelled, her tears spilling forth unimpeded, her mind wouldn’t be betrayed, not after what Durantel had told her, “You’re lying! It had to have been you, or else Cezare wouldn’t have found me, and fucking kidnapped me, Calen!” Rhona felt dizzy, and so she leaned against the door frame to steady herself, her hands covering her face as she cried.

“Wh-what?” Calen stammered, his face contorted into a look of confusion, “Why would you think I had anything to do with that? I helped you get away from him. He sent two guys after me because apparently he wanted to kill me. Did Cezare tell you all that?”

She groaned, struggling to catch her breath, “Durantel… he…” Rhona brought her hands away from her face, hands curling into clenched fists, “He told me that you told Cezare where I was…”

“Durantel?” Calen repeated, “You mean the Altmer? The one that hates my guts and calls me a dog?” Calen signed, running his fingers through his already messy hair. By Talos, he was gonna need to have a word with that Mer. He seemed like the sort that would get a kick from pitting two humans against one another. It would explain why Rhona is so scared.

“Look,” he began calmly, “I feel like you’ve been avoiding me since Skingrad - and if you were, that’s fine, we can have that conversation later - but I haven’t even seen you in Anvil until we were all boarding the Intrepid. Last time before that was on the Gold Road. What could I have told Cezare? And how would Durantel know that?”

“I did what I had to do, to protect you Calen. Cezare sent his goons after you to bring you back to him, he wanted to kill you right in front of me. I had to… I had to stop him. I…” Her demeanor began to change as she realized what Calen was saying, perhaps Durantel had lied to her after all, at least suggesting the impossible. Why would he do that to her?

“So why did you believe him?”

“I… don’t know. I don’t know what I’m doing anymore.” She managed a choked out sob as she explained, “Calen… I killed Cezare. I had to because he would’ve killed you. I beat him to death, and I… I couldn’t stop myself.”

The bard’s throat clenched.

“Gods I’m so sorry, Calen. I don’t even know what to say.” Her face drained of color, the look of hopelessness consuming her features. Calen pulled her into his arms and rested his weary head on top of her’s. She stiffened in his arms, but found herself leaning into him, she shouldn’t have run from him like she did. He took a deep breath - the salty smell of the ocean still clung to her hair - and his body shuddered as he released it.

“I'm just… so relieved you're safe.” He whimpered. “You’re safe now.”

“I’m sorry, Calen. I was a fool.” Rhona wrapped her arms around him, burying her face into the crook of his neck. The warmth of his body against her own provided a much needed comfort then. She didn’t want him to let go, no, she could stay like this forever, right there in his arms. Let everything melt away, all of her worries and fears, the horrible events of Skingrad and Anvil dissipate into nothingness. “Can you forgive me?”

“Forgive what?” He muttered. “You've done nothing wrong.”

“For everything,” she whispered softly, “for the way I’ve treated you, acting like a spoilt child… even accusing you. I was afraid, and I ran from my fears, like I always do. I’m a coward, Calen. And I ran from you. You deserved none of this.”

“Don't… don't…” He choked up, but then he took another deep breath, shaking again before spitting out, “don't take responsibility for them. C-Cezare… and Durantel, they both made their choices. You couldn't help that. You have a good heart. I should've looked for you sooner.”

Rhona shifted her arms, she drew away from him, just enough so she could look at him clearly, “Calen…” she didn’t have to say another word. One hand drifted to his cheek, she stroked it affectionately with the pad of her thumb, her eyes searching his. There was a warmth in those dark brown eyes of his, even while pink and swollen with tears, something that had comforted her originally and she found it again. Rhona leaned in and pecked his cheek.

“I won’t run anymore.”

Calen stifled a smile, knowing it would only get the waterworks going again. He held Rhona’s arms in his hands. “Sorry about crying in your hair,” he said with a half-hearted laugh.

She laughed, “Kynareth would not be upset.”

“Really though, it’s probably a mess.”

Her smile slipped away, she wasn’t sure what to do now. Her brows furrowed, “I… you should get some rest. I didn’t mean to wake you.”

At the mention of getting some rest, of going back to sleep, his thoughts returned to the nightmare he just had a few minutes ago. Of Cezare. Of the sword. Of Rhona. He shook his head, both to shake out the haunting memory of it and out of refusal. He dipped in his head and touched his forehead against hers. This felt more relieving to him than the prospect of sleep.

“This is fine.” He whispered. She wasn't going to question him, her heart leapt at the welcoming sensation, it’s what she wanted. It’s what she needed.

Rhona wasn’t technically supposed to be in Calen’s room out of consideration for Gregor and Alim, but that was fine. The corner where two of the walls met at their end of the hallway was more than enough. At first they just sat on the floor together, side by side, enjoying each others company. As the hours dragged on, they found a more comfortable place with Calen’s back against the wall and Rhona as his little spoon. With his arms wrapped tightly around her waist, Rhona enjoyed the first sense of security she felt in a long time. Their little talks went on until their words were slurred and their eyes heavy. Rhona found her pillow on his chest, Calen his atop her head. For the first time in days, even while surrounded by Dwemer, the night felt peaceful.
To Be Nord

Thanks to the lovely @MacabreFox for her help!


Anvil, 24th of Second Seed

When the word traveled among the group that there was a new job to be had elsewhere, Daro’Vasora having been the one who had found and brusquely informed him of the plans. Though he found it curious that someone so new to this ensemble of odd ducks would be so casually sought out - he didn’t think himself to be of any significant importance to any one person of the group, but maybe he left some kind of impression. What it may have been, he did not know, but he wasn’t going to turn down an opportunity for work, especially if that opened up the possibility for more travel. He set out initially to see more of Tamriel, so perhaps he was with the right people in order to do that. So he did what he could to help. He’d wake up the next few mornings, bright and early, and help move some crates and stuff onto the ship. It was no chore he wasn’t already familiar with. Despite his inexperience with ships, he always woke up early in the morning to take care of the family’s stables and all the horses first thing in the morning, followed by pitching hay bales over a fence. Those who thought less of him at first might have been pleasantly surprised to learn that he was still a fit young man who kid keep pace with the other dock workers once he got the hang of it.

Being up bright and early every morning also meant that he was there when they first started ringing the bells. He was there when the Dominion ships crawled over the line of the horizon. He was there, running through the streets, when chaos in Anvil broke out.

He was lucky enough to avoid the Dominion agents -- most of them. When it became obvious that he was sprinting towards the city gates, looking as though he was going to escape the city, a bound weapon was conjured in an elf’s hand, but was quickly caught by one of the guards next to the city gate while the other one sunk their blade into the infiltrator.

“Go!” One of them yelled.

...

The memory of the last few minutes were on replay in Calen’s mind even as he collected as many things as he could from the wagon he had left in his stable. He packed as many things as he could into an overstuffed backpack, and then he stuffed what he could into Danish’s saddlebags. The essentials should come - septims, obviously, for if he was going to leave so much behind, he’d need every single one to recover what he lost once they landed at their destination. Soap? Can’t go sailing anywhere while smelling like a beggar. He packed his food too; half of it was left as well was a half-filled bottle of Solitude’s spiced wine. Khenarthi’s Breath, good as a backup, also has sentimental value. His books - his journal… his journal. There was no way he was going to leave without it. No way in Oblivion.

When he felt he had everything he needed, Calen jumped down from the wagon, landing on the straw covered ground with a crunch. He was just strapping Danish’s saddle on which he stopped for a moment, noticing that the sound of the crunching hay continued. The bard looked curiously around the other side of the wagon to see a familiar looking goat munching on the hay that he had set for Danish earlier in the morning. That was Rhona’s goat. Why was it here of all places? Gods, he didn’t have time for this.

“Here, here…” He whispered to the animal. As he beckoned the animal closer, the goat hopped, and ran towards him with its head low - the damn thing was charging at his knee again! The bard jumped over the goat - “Aha!” - but his cocky victory was rudely interrupted as the goat spun back around and headbutted behind Calen’s knee as he landed. He fell over and landed on the soft hay, looking up at the goat with frustration as the thing began sniffing through his pockets. Danish turned around and whinnied, his flank now facing the opening of the barn.

‘Farm animals are the worst!’

“I think he’s over here.”


Calen was immediately alert at the sound of a stranger’s voice. The sound of two pairs of footsteps were just outside the stable, two pairs of boots rustling through the grass and pounding against the dirt were coming ever closer. He immediately jumped to his feet in the crouched position and grabbed the wooden cudgel he had hanging from Danish’s saddlebag. Hiding behind Danish, who was nuzzling his face as some kind of way to extrapolate some treats from the Nord, he watched two shadows stretch across the stable.

“Well there’s his horse.” Said a different voice. It sounded distinct. Not Nordic, but not quite Imperial either. He heard a dialect like it before… in Bruma. These men weren’t elves.

Calen popped his head up from behind Danish and was relieved to see the face of two men, Quintus and Pavo. They were both at Skingrad like many of the other refugees. He sighed with relief as he looped the leather strap of his cudgel around his belt and began walking towards them.

“Thank goodness it’s just you two! I’m glad you’re safe.” He said, but then he looked to them thoughtfully. “What are you guys doing out here? Don’t you know what’s happening?”

The two men were both equal in height and girth, each being quite stout and burly. The one called Quintus took a step forward, his hand traveling to the shortsword buckled at his waist, he lifted the sword just enough out of the sheath, saying, “Well, Cezare wants to have a word with you. And he won’t take no for an answer. So why don’t you come along quietly with us?”

“Bad time for a chit chat, don’t you think?” Calen commented incredulously. “The city’s under siege -- can’t it wait?”

“Afraid not, lad.” Pavo said, mirroring his companion’s behaviour, “He’s paid us gold to bring you to him. And he’s not too happy with you.”

Calen rolled his eyes. That Cezare guy was starting to be a major pain in the ass. Didn’t he shake him off Rhona’s trail back in Skingrad? There shouldn’t be any problems. He rested his hand on his hips, “I can’t imagine why. I only helped him escape the Imperial City when that city was also under siege.”

The bard turned around and continued to fasten the buckles and straps of Danish’s saddle as he continued, “Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad I’m worth enough gold to somebody for you two fellows to even bother, but…”

“You mean, you don’t know--”

“Shut the fuck up, course he don’t know.” Quintus elbowed Pavo in the ribs, “Look lad, Cezare has his wife back. We’re done asking nicely.” He drew his shortsword and brandished it towards him, Pavo drawing his own blade.

Calen remained still, the only sign of a reaction from him was the squeaking of the saddle’s leather as his grip tightened. He took a deep breath, though a little shaky, he calmly and slowly faced the two men with his hands above his head. He eyes darted between the two armed men. He knew them well enough that both of them were individually stronger and better at fighting than Calen ever was, but he was still wracking his brain to try finding a way out of this situation. Then he could try finding her.

“Is Rhona safe?” Calen simply asked. He hoped that they still had enough honor left to be honest with him.

Quintus laughed as he mocked him, “Is Rhona safe? Sounds like you’re a bit soft on her. She’s where she belongs. Cezare wants you alive to kill you himself, in front of her. Teach her a lesson.” He glanced at Pavo and nodded. His companion planted the sole of his boot against the side of a water barrel, and kicked it over.

“Really?” Calen replied, sounding pleasantly surprised. “So that means I’ve got nothing to worry about from you two, right?”

“Oh no, Cezare didn’t say we couldn’t hurt you, just wants you alive for himself.”

“You think you can do that?” Calen bluffed. “Haven’t you ever dealt with a Nord before?”

“My mother’s a Nord. Boy.” Pavo retorted.

But you’re a Colovian. There’s a difference.”

“And what’s that?”

Calen, with both of his hands up, gave him a cheeky smile and slapped Danish’s flank as hard as he could, causing the pony to whinny and immediately buck his hind legs out. Two hooves were firmly planted into Pavo’s chest as he was sent flying back several feet. The sudden catapulting of his friend caught Quintus off guard, giving Calen enough time to draw his cudgel and hammer it against the side of the Imperial’s head with an effeminate yelp as his battle-cry, who instantly dropped to the ground with all of his senses dazed. Though Quintus tried to reach for his weapon, his hand only inched weakly in a random direction until his dizziness got the better of him and finally drifted away into unconsciousness.

Calen didn’t wait to even calm his pony down. He slid his cudgel back through his belt, hopped onto the saddle, and pulled on Danish’s reins to whip him around where he was able to get a good look at Rhona’s goat. It was pissing in its own mouth and spitting it on top of the still conscious Pavo who was -- now very likely wincing and spitting in disgust -- clutching what was probably a broken sternum. Calen threw up in his mouth a little bit but was able to coax it back down. What did Rhona call that thing? Tobias?

‘Farm animals are the worst.’

The bard growled to himself -- he should probably bring the damn thing along anyways. If it meant anything to Rhona, then “Tobias” was worth the energy. With a quick whip of the reins, kicking Danish’s flanks, and Calen clicking his tongue a few times, the pony spurred to action with surprising alacrity. As Danish dashed out of the barn, Calen slid partly out of his saddle and reached down to grab the goat by its horns. The momentum generated by Danish was enough to allow Calen to rock Tobias on top of Danish’s back and set him down in front of the saddle where he leaned forward and pinned the struggling goat down with his body.

With this unlikely A-Team, they were able to work together to escape the clutches of the dreaded Cezare. Though peril still awaited them behind the gates of Anvil, they were able to navigate through the chaos through luck and pluck until they were able to reach the docks where he saw some of the crew rushing onto the gangplank of The Intrepid. Among them was Rhona, being escorted by Daro’Vasora. Even in the chaos of Anvil, he could feel the tension in his body finally relax.




The Intrepid | Hilane, Hammerfell, 30th of Second Seed

The trip to Hammerfell was tense. Danish would be kept below deck, safe and sound, and Tobias was likely going to go wherever he pleased. Calen himself felt miserable. He didn’t have experience with ocean travel, and the swaying of the boat made him sick to his stomach - and the heat. It was worse than what it was in Anvil! Though they escaped one danger, it became clear that Rhona didn’t escape without harm. Perhaps it wasn’t visible, but she was shaken terribly and Calen wanted to comfort her. He really did want to, but he could read a situation well enough. Things were already complicated and he didn’t want to complicate things even further, and Brynja’s death glares to anyone who even thought about getting close was enough to dissuade him from even attempting. It was a few days of spending as much time as he could away from the harsh sun when it was actually Brynja herself who urged Calen to talk to Rhona, but by then, Dilane was already in sight. With no one knowing what was in store for them, they agreed that the talk should wait. This wouldn’t be the time to get distracted.

When they finally reached Dilane, they discovered that they may have made the right decision. The Dwemer were already here.

But they weren’t at all what Calen suspected. They were cordial and pleasant, and Calen followed the cue of the ship’s captain and the company’s own fearless leader. He cooperated with them, allow them to inspect his belongings, his pony downstairs, to appreciate the artisan craftsmanship of his cudgel, chatting them up quite happily -- he could’ve fooled the sharpest of them. It wasn’t hard to be amiable, but secretly Calen wondered how long this supposed peace would last. He realized that recording history was going to be far more complicated than he thought. The implications of the occupation were unsettling. It was easy enough to write down the worst of the Dwemer’s atrocities, but also the best? Their culture? Their music? How could soldiers effectively fight a war if they couldn’t effectively dehumanize them? Calen realized he had his work cut out for him and that the only way he was going to get out of this was with an open mind.

Fortunately, he apparently made enough of an impression on the Dwemer that one of them helped direct him to the stables where he could give Danish proper shelter. The pony was irritable and spooky after several days of ocean travel and all of the stress and anxiety that came with it, and the heat of Hammerfell is something that would take getting used to. He just had to make sure the pony got plenty of rest and water in the meantime. Calen himself? He felt about as exhausted as Danish did. He followed the group to Three Crowns, found the room he would be sharing with Gregor and Alim (he didn’t have time to consider all the fun he would have with Gregor and his new soon-to-be friend), and threw himself onto a bed where he fell fast asleep.
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