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9 days ago
Current When you have to disable a new 'advanced' search to get proper search results and learn that 'advanced' means 'AI'. Let's rename it artificial superficiality, short 'AS'. Not to be confused with...
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11 days ago
I'm slightly proud of myself having overcome my hate for indoor spiders a bit over the years. In my youth I often eliminated them, now I carry them outside in a jar. Spiders here are harmless though.
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12 days ago
Believe me, if they could, the entirity of Southern Germany would send you all the rain they had over the last couple of days. I'm just not sure you'd actually want the widespread destruction.
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14 days ago
Finally managed to catch the mouse. Our cat must consider me the most incompetent person of all times given how she watched instead of helping. She dragged the problem in though!
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16 days ago
I neither have a multiverse in my mouth nor any pocket dimensions stashed away in my clothes. All I got is a Hilbert's Hotel in my head. Does that make me a viable competitor ?

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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



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Most Recent Posts

*hits the initialization button on his Schroedinger's-cat-ification device and waits for the progress bar to hit 100 percent*

@POOHEAD189@The Fated Fallen I'll bail both of you out of your desperate situation! Soon someone will be un-dead and both of you can claim you were right! Captured alive and yet not alive!
@Dark Light
I'm sorry, but I've struck a bit of a writer's block at the moment here. I don't really know how to make a decent post without there being any progress around us in the tavern :(
It took the Skayleigh only a blink of a moment to get interrupted by the unusual combination of Settionne's voice and what he had to say. The priest and thief in union would find himself confronted with an askant glance and a smirk whizzing over An-Hasst's elfish face. Good friend, huh ? What a particularly interesting wording coming out of this mouth. However the thought of the other man possibly being oblivious about his actual name failed to cross the Kaelic man's mind.

Yet it was undeniable that at this point and from his personal point of view Sett's statement had been a benign one. Actually the priest had been the first to openly concur with his own thoughts of this whole idea being too much of a deviation to bear reasonably. For the moment he could count him as an ally. Finally.

"Don't look at me like that Alice, I'm not a druid. I'm a wizbear- I mean a wizard."
A what ? Ursaren's glitch in wording and the old man's subsequent attempt to mask it by throwing in some artificial noise probably was capable of fooling the majority here, but An-hasst's senses were still enhanced by the Le'ednal berries he had eaten to eagerly. The problem was that the Skayleigh lacked the proper context to draw the right suspicion out of the little mishap. after all: Someone who had dared to introduce himself to his future party by composing a poem could be expected to experience such things rather frequently, couldn't he ? So Ursaren's very unusual way of presenting himself took over the job and prevented his little lycanthropic secret from coming closer to its revelation. What did disturb An-Hasst though was the man's opinion.

The Skalyleigh let go of a rather loud sigh: "Alright. I suggest we speed this up a bit: I want everyone who -- by the power of all of his knowledge, experience and will -- wants to search for this dragon and either fight or try to communicate with it to raise his hand, please!" He did speak this out loud enough for everyone to hear it hopefully.

Then he turned towards the commander of the wood elves. This time he did use the native language and he did so with the full intent of hiding what he had to say. "I'm grateful for what you've done so far especially for me and I really would prefer it not having to try and stretch your resources, but... Do you have some horses or other mounts you could provide us with ?" He made a subtle gesture with his right hand. It pointed towards Jezebeth's steed. "It could speed up our progress, especially if we are going to search for this dragon or the monsters it's driving out of their habitats."

@POOHEAD189@Darkraven@BCTheEntity@Banana@The Fated Fallen
@Verse Zero I'd be happy to continue this RP :)

@Blubaron45 I've not yet had much time to investigate into your world, but from as far as I have been able to investigate into it at this point in time I can say that it sounds very interesting :)
@Dark LightGoona try to get something up tomorrow. Sorry for the delay!

@Ellion Where is Sun ?
An-Hasst's annoyance level was on the move again. Upwards was dead ahead and as long as it was fueled by massive input of... ideas... it probably would keep going. Really: First they wanted to deviate from the original plan in order to slay a dragon. Now they wanted to deviate from the deviation in order to make friends with a dragon. The Skayleigh had reached the point where he couldn't hold back anymore.

"This is a great idea, Ursaren. A dragon to our assistance would certainly massively bolster our chances of success. The problem is: How great are the chances that it will actually work ?" he addressed everyone by making lavish use of his giant lungs, then started keeping track of the count of arguments with his fingers as he pointed them out sequentially. "First we have to find that druid you're talking about. Then we have to convince him to perform a possibly very costly and dangerous ritual of some sort for us. Then this magic has to actually work - don't get me wrong, but I think if it would be that easy there would be more friendly dragons and less fear of them in existence. And all we have left to do then is to hope that all of those additional efforts still have left enough time for us to deal with the original threat." He sighed, taking in another urgently needed breath. "I'm sorry, but couldn't that be a bit too ambitious ? According to this philosophy, if we had an undepleteable amount of time, we could make friends with everyone and march towards the center of this continent with hundreds of thousands. Did we do this ? No!"

Speaking of numbers... An-Hasst secretly started a little mathematical game of his own. Those strange berries still had their effect on him and he couldn't see any reason for not using this to his advantage. The number of people convinced of this dragon idea had increased. Alice seemed to be infected as well. If things continued to progress this way they would win - he wasn't sure if it would be valid to count the wood elves' votes as well or not. They were not a real part of the group yet.

@BCTheEntity@Darkraven@The Fated Fallen@Banana@POOHEAD189
@Claw2k11

It seems @Verse Zero has dropped out of the site the past month. I'm actually planning on maybe doing something similar to this RP, if anyone is interested let me know.

@Fetzen, @Ezekiel, @MadCowful102.


I am.

Same for me, I'm running out of before-sleep-time :(
Fine by me.

PS:@WeepingLiberty@Fetzen@Rune_Alchemist@Noxx@Dark Light@Black Alice@shagranoz@TheDoctor@Viciousmarrow@Bishop@Whoami@NarcissisticPotato@Xiro Zean

Come on everyone! Where are you at? T___T
I'm starting to think that you've all gone!


I'm waiting for either the next day / something to happen or Dark Light's response. Otherwise there's not much I can do at the moment.
I'm waiting for your SL or @Dark Light
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