Latest 100 Statuses

Chasebloodcrest 10 min ago
College at day, work at night. Oh, If only life can give me a fucking break.

Graviloquence 10 min ago
Why does doing the right thing have to suck so badly so often?
1 like: Otaku95
Lola 10 min ago
Hi all! I'll catch up with everyone on Thursday, work is a little crazy this week..

POOHEAD189 29 min ago
I think once I get done with a few personal projects, I'll make a comprehensive list of my guild friends on my profile!
4 likes: Wick, Graviloquence, Fetzen, BoyMom035
Odin 36 min ago
I can't remember the last time the status bar was this bad.
1 like: Mag Lev
Raging Ghost 1 hr ago
Here I am back. Why I'm not sure as it's obvious I can't click with anyone when it comes to role playing and my ideas are all underappreciated.
1 like: rebornfan320
Jaded 1 hr ago
Just a refresher if anyone missed the link: I am trying to break a record for having the longest RP(Timewise) and I need help roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Dewey Deftones 2 hrs ago
I had needles poked into my ribs repeatedly. At least the doctor who did the procedure was easy on the eyes. :P
4 likes: Lazarus, Ophidian, Fetzen, BoyMom035
Lmpkio 2 hrs ago
Dewey I feel you... my throat and body were extremely sore after mine.
1 like: Dewey Deftones
Dewey Deftones 2 hrs ago
Jist got home from my biopsy. The procedure was mostly painless, but now that the anaesthetic is worn off, I'm so sore. Fuuuuck me
4 likes: Otaku95, Lmpkio, Ophidian, BoyMom035
Otaku95 2 hrs ago
Apparently my stepdad's cat throws up whenever we do something that displeases him. And here I thought I was just being paranoid.
2 likes: choraki, BoyMom035
BoyMom035 2 hrs ago
@Ebonsquire *Eats a piece of cake while staring at you*
3 likes: Altered Tundra, King Tai, Ebonsquire
Ebonsquire 2 hrs ago
when i see an obese person eating something fattening like ice cream or cake or what have you, i feel an intense urge to take it away from them
4 likes: King Tai, Mag Lev, BoyMom035, Afro Samurai
Y Hywel 2 hrs ago
dropbox.com/s/uuiv5orxtffqt…
1 like: Ater FireSoul
Y Hywel 2 hrs ago
Boredom is Laziness in it's most complex form of being :P

Y Hywel 2 hrs ago
This is Boredom: Boredom

BoyMom035 3 hrs ago
Everyone visiting my profile now after mentioning a grandbaby... 😂
2 likes: King Tai, Y Hywel
Jaded 3 hrs ago
So my little sister is named Harlie and I got her a Harley quinn plush for her first birthday.... now i can die a happy brother
12 likes: catchamber, Otaku95, HushedWhispers, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, BoyMom035, Regitnui, Overlord Thraka, rebornfan320, PrinceAlexus, Scarescrow, Y Hywel
BoyMom035 3 hrs ago
Just found out that my 2nd granddaughter was born this morning! ❤
11 likes: catchamber, Blubaron45, Arista, King Tai, Lady Amalthea, Mag Lev, Greenie, Overlord Thraka, PrinceAlexus, Jaded, Y Hywel
BoyMom035 3 hrs ago
@Hillan Well, I'd have to say I'd be highly disappointed lol
1 like: AngelBites15
Jaded 4 hrs ago
Yo I'm gonna try an experiment. I'm trying to start the longest running Roleplay. Here's the interest check, If you're interested. roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Hillan 4 hrs ago
Hey man, I'm just asking the hardhitting questions.
3 likes: catchamber, BoyMom035, Jaded
BoyMom035 4 hrs ago
@Hillan ... LOL what!? XD

Hillan 5 hrs ago
Y'all ever stop to smell the roses but instead of roses its your own butthole
3 likes: Rockette, ScreenAcne, BoyMom035
Fetzen 5 hrs ago
Have an appointment with the doc tomorrow. Something's really wrong with me. After today's experience I know that for certain.
1 like: Ophidian
catchamber 5 hrs ago
@SouffleGirl123 I like chicks dressed in gender neutral armors: cdna.artstation.com/p/asset…
2 likes: Serenia, SouffleGirl123
SouffleGirl123 5 hrs ago
I never understood the armour that's practically a metal bikini, what the hell is that meant to cover? There's legit no vital organs covered.
3 likes: catchamber, POOHEAD189, Metadude
Leslie Hall 5 hrs ago
@Jaded Kicking you seems a bit drastic... like they could have privately messaged you and explained that the individual found that phrase made them uncomfortable.
1 like: Jaded
Jaded 5 hrs ago
Got kicked out of a group for saying "Grammar Nazi". I later found out that the leader's grandfather was a allied soldier and for some reason that triggered him.

DC The Dragon 6 hrs ago
Chillin like a Villain.
1 like: LeamonZest89
Y Hywel 6 hrs ago
Boredom is a state of being, it is neither physical or mental. it just is. there are living examples of the embodiment of boredom, ie: me

ArenaSnow 7 hrs ago
Boredom is a condition spawned by not finding something to do, out of a myriad of possibilities. In other words, when I'm bored, it's because I'm being lazy. >.>
5 likes: Shienvien, ScreenAcne, Aiyanna, LeamonZest89, Y Hywel
KawaiiKyouko 8 hrs ago
@Project Become a pie addict, claim cake people are scum
1 like: BoyMom035
Y Hywel 8 hrs ago
Boredom is the start of all non-logical and some rare logical actions. I know from experience xD

Project 8 hrs ago
I'm officially twenty-one years old now, so I'm a legit adult. What should I do to commemorate?
1 like: Y Hywel
Metadude 8 hrs ago
I really want some vanilla icecream, with salted caramel and crushed peanuts

SantosGabriel77 9 hrs ago
My thirst for roleplays must be quenched......
2 likes: BoyMom035, Y Hywel
Altered Tundra 10 hrs ago
Sometimes you just have to go where the wind guides you even if it's somewhere dangerous.
1 like: BoyMom035
Kuroakuma 10 hrs ago
yo i just noticed people can read my statuses whoa that's trippy
2 likes: catchamber, Metadude
Kuroakuma 10 hrs ago
if you wanan pm me do it cuz i'm bored most of the time and chatting is fun

BCTheEntity 10 hrs ago
I don't know any Astolfo, but what is his opinion on armour? Positive, or "hah, that's dumb"?

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago
what would happen if Astolfo was actually a woman though like isn't it weird how they happily genderswap King Arthur and then make Astolfo almost a genderswap

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago
now it's set up and people can know the things to pm me about when they stalk me, hell yeah

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago
man i swear i set up my bio what the heck

ihinka 12 hrs ago
Sorry, people. Had a birthday this Saturday and had time for little else. I'll see about posts today or tomorrow.
2 likes: Alfhedil, POOHEAD189
Altered Tundra 12 hrs ago
And that's how I have so many friends. I set the bar so low that there isn't any way that there's anyone lower than me.
1 like: POOHEAD189
POOHEAD189 12 hrs ago
You set a low bar, Tunny.
2 likes: Altered Tundra, Mag Lev
Altered Tundra 12 hrs ago
Never a dull moment on the Guild afterhours.

Evil Snowman 12 hrs ago
Out tonight at frag fest will be home whenever I get home. No posts till I do.

Penny 13 hrs ago
Look, loving the new Outlander doesn't necessarily make me trash ok!
2 likes: Altered Tundra, PrinceAlexus
SirSqueakalot91 14 hrs ago
There is an incredible lack of dinosaur rps on here.
6 likes: Altered Tundra, Otaku95, xlifeisgood, POOHEAD189, Mangrale, PrinceAlexus
Majoras End 14 hrs ago
My mechanical pencil ran out of led. *internal screaming*
2 likes: Altered Tundra, Poi
Crimson Raven 14 hrs ago
Bad Habits haunt me
2 likes: Altered Tundra, vancexentan
Poi 15 hrs ago
A stupid meme had me searching for character art I remember liking in the past. Damned orange transparent chainsaws.

datadogie 15 hrs ago
"Why did you replay my snapchat?" "Maybe because it's 2 seconds long, and so how the heck am I supposed to know what's happening in it without looking it again!?"

Blaze Gamma 15 hrs ago
*Generic comment about Otaku making him suicidal*
4 likes: HereComesTheSnow, Otaku95, Plank Sinatra, Majoras End
HereComesTheSnow 15 hrs ago
Being a gambling addict with only 20 Saint Quartz is exhausting.
4 likes: Altered Tundra, vancexentan, Plank Sinatra, FrankenDaughter
Otaku95 15 hrs ago
*insert status questioning why I ever open my mouth when talking just gets people mad at me here*

Smystar99 16 hrs ago
Pre-con pressure is on!
2 likes: POOHEAD189, FrankenDaughter
Spirit 16 hrs ago
I'm bad at talking today.

Blubaron45 16 hrs ago
Being a pretentious, uninteresting douchebag is exhausting...
3 likes: Smystar99, HereComesTheSnow, Thorned Hammer
Surtr 16 hrs ago
[@Altered Tundra] It's less that no one is interested in your "humor"... it's more that you have a terrible personality, that's all.
3 likes: Altered Tundra, HereComesTheSnow, Blubaron45
j8cob 16 hrs ago
Being an attractive male with a sociable personality is exhausting.
2 likes: Altered Tundra, HereComesTheSnow
POOHEAD189 16 hrs ago
I've really wanted an Arabian Nights 1x1 for a long time, but because of that I'd only really do it with someone I'd trust to be a good writer.

rebornfan320 17 hrs ago
@Tundra I know that pain but it seems no one is interested in a brainy guy with humor
1 like: Altered Tundra
Spirit 17 hrs ago
@Tundra I feel ya bud.

Altered Tundra 17 hrs ago
Being a hopeless romantic with a sarcastic mind is exhausting.
10 likes: Ruby, Alfhedil, Wick, Otaku95, Tracyarmav, Ophidian, headintheclouds, rebornfan320, sweetserenity, Spirit
Ophidian 17 hrs ago
......Soooo I have a restored civil war rifle. Just saying. If anyone needs an angel of death here....
9 likes: Altered Tundra, Anime_Freak, Smystar99, Poi, The Grey Dust, Otaku95, Graviloquence, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320
Blaze Gamma 17 hrs ago
Otaku is making me glad I don't own a gun. I would be eating the barrel.
9 likes: Rin, Smystar99, Poi, Otaku95, Plank Sinatra, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Polarize, rebornfan320
Otaku95 17 hrs ago
I have one rule for dating me, ladies: you MUST be a nerd. Bonus points if you're an otaku. Extra bonus points if you're a tsundere.
3 likes: Poi, rebornfan320, sweetserenity
Sierra 18 hrs ago
I need to get around to advertising the updated version of .... everything. I've been working alone too much.
1 like: Smystar99
The Grey Dust 18 hrs ago
My latest post is like 20% allusions. With Frozen, WoW, LoTR, and Arthurian references in one post. D:
4 likes: Smystar99, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Sierra
DrunkasaurusRex 18 hrs ago
Maybe I'm just getting old, but it seems like South Park just isn't that funny anymore.
2 likes: Smystar99, BoyMom035
Medusia 18 hrs ago
If anyone is up for an erotic 18+ monster roleplay or anything feel free to Dm me.
1 like: Spirit
mskennedy615 18 hrs ago
Staying up all night watching old episodes of Gotham is great... until you realize that you'll only be running on two hours of sleep the next day.
2 likes: Smystar99, Rai
HushedWhispers 18 hrs ago
So I know that I got some explaining to do. I will get back to everyone in a timely manner.
1 like: Alfhedil
Spirit 18 hrs ago
I need more "dark mistress lace clad in royal purple with black dress wearing a devious grin and a equally wicked mind" in my life.
4 likes: Rune_Alchemist, Otaku95, Medusia, rebornfan320
Otaku95 18 hrs ago
Alolan Dugtrio has two main features that set it apart: its fabulous blonde hair and steel type, and what does that make them? A hair metal trio.
1 like: Poi
Poi 19 hrs ago
*renews WoW sub* Hello? Yes, I would like to sign my life over again to Blizzard.
2 likes: Uncertain Tea, Overlord Thraka
Stormflyx 19 hrs ago
When you're the first person at the office in the morning the only logical thing to do is have a dance, right?
4 likes: Altered Tundra, Poi, Universorum, Ophidian
Uncertain Tea 19 hrs ago
I'm stressin'. I have a lot of replies to crank out, with no time to do it. Or at least, not in the time frame that I want. :(

Little Eden 19 hrs ago
Sorry for leaving a couple of my partners hanging. In between running a group RP, getting a new dog, and restarting university, my head's been everywhere and nowhere. Tomorrow is a soft mental reset.

BoyMom035 20 hrs ago
Ah, them 2 hours are catching up to me. Migraine headache here we come... lovely
1 like: POOHEAD189
Blaze Gamma 21 hrs ago
I don't understand half of what you just said, but it's still pushing me to drink.
2 likes: Otaku95, Ophidian
Otaku95 21 hrs ago
@Blaze Gamma— My whole life is sad. Seriously, someone could make a WataMote-esque cringe comedy about my life.

Blaze Gamma 21 hrs ago
But have your statuses started making you sad yet?
1 like: Ophidian
Otaku95 21 hrs ago
I'm not gonna write statuses in third-person anymore. Ironically enough I started doing it to annoy people but now it just annoys ME.
3 likes: Rin, BoyMom035, PrinceAlexus
PrinceAlexus 22 hrs ago
If you wanna spend money, your money on your mobile game. Who right is it to tell you not to. Long as you warned it. It's yours to do with as you wish.
2 likes: NobodiesHero, Lurking Krog
Ambra 22 hrs ago
what new harry potter books. *is having mental breakdown*

Erklings25 22 hrs ago
Only just heard about the new HP books. Should I be happy or horrified?

Ophidian 22 hrs ago
Take your stars and give me my scars/I'd rather sing long and live free/So, take this cup the hell away from me!

Anime_Freak 23 hrs ago
Replies coming soon
1 like: Ophidian
Ophidian 23 hrs ago
...And before I left. Someone asked what was in the apple crumb. Apple. It's apple. It's in the name. IT IS IN THE NAME.
2 likes: Anime_Freak, NobodiesHero
codex 23 hrs ago
Who cares if someone spent money on a mobile game unless it was your money without your permission?
3 likes: Lady Amalthea, PrinceAlexus, Lurking Krog
datadogie 23 hrs ago
I don't understand some people, those without a lack of common fucking courtesy.
1 like: Lady Amalthea
Miss Gallagher 1 day ago
Guh... My illness flared up and I'm basically stuck on the couch... Barely slept, feel like hell, and yet I can only rest for so long. Things to do... -Sighs- ;-;
4 likes: Hekazu, The Fated Fallen, POOHEAD189, Y Hywel
Otaku95 1 day ago
Why it's important to know the difference between "canon" and "cannon" : media.giphy.com/media/7SrHw…

vancexentan 1 day ago
I think I'm done with Reddit sitting down with a collective minus fifty plus downvotes just because I wanted to attempt to defend a guy for spending money on a mobile game.
1 like: POOHEAD189
Jollan 1 day ago
Having trouble studying for that midterm? Try putting it off and making a post ;)
5 likes: Otaku95, Graviloquence, POOHEAD189, BoyMom035, rebornfan320
Regitnui 1 day ago
So much fuss about how the anthem is being disrespected when there are bigger problems crippling them. Patriotism in some countries is about lifting everyone up, so the country as a whole thrives.
4 likes: Rin, Ophidian, Polarize, rebornfan320
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