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amorphical 6 hrs ago

In the mood for a non human fantasy setting.

2 likes: Fetzen, Vixere

Punished GN 18 hrs ago

touch these

ManyThings 20 hrs ago

You almost got the cheese touch....

1 like: Dark Cloud

WhiteAngel25 20 hrs ago

"May it be an evening star, shines down upon you. May it be when darkness falls, your heart will be true." :)

2 likes: Pandolin, Single Malt

Tally Dor 21 hrs ago

Ok. So I chickened out. Those of you expressed an interest in a wolf pack RP. I put something up in 1 on 1 for now.

1 like: Vixere

Dark Cloud 22 hrs ago

Pathfinder > Dungeons and Dragons

3 likes: Tim the Yeti, Vixere, JewelSerket

Elite Minor 22 hrs ago

'mogus

Scribe of Thoth 24 hrs ago

I think that’s just called playing dnd

12 likes: RBYDark, Kuro, The Grey Dust, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, GubGar, Star Cat, Abstract Proxy, Nanaya, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

You like kissing tentacles don't you? You're a ghaik kisser.

7 likes: Marlowe, POOHEAD189, Vixere, Nanaya, JewelSerket, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Genkai 1 day ago

Kinda wanna RP BG3....

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Elite Minor

Phase 1 day ago

I had my character fully pictured in my mind and then it got corrupted by images from manga and anime.

1 like: JewelSerket

Three Steps Far 1 day ago

Remember to take time for yourself! Burnout is a seriously unpleasant feeling.

5 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, GubGar, SporkoBug, JewelSerket, Elite Minor

Howilng Zinogre 1 day ago

ON MY OWN / LET IT ALL BURN by Fabvl on repeat

1 like: Three Steps Far

Master EffeX 2 days ago

Man! I've only watched like 1/3rd of it so far, and 'Interstate 60' is such a good movie! I'm watchin' it on Kanopy (CDN 🍁 streaming service via library card #). It's probably elsewhere, too.

Tally Dor 2 days ago

Would anyone have interest in a wolf pack roleplay?

5 likes: Candlelitsoul, Vixere, RickyG85, hanzo, Elite Minor

ezio ac2 2 days ago

Looking for RP

RickyG85 2 days ago

Sometimes I read through interest checks and turn into Heath Ledger; "-and I thought MY jokes were bad!"

2 likes: GubGar, hanzo

Candlelitsoul 2 days ago

Got what I could. We go back Sunday for the final haul

Star Cat 2 days ago

Xfinity is fucking trash. Arris is fucking trash.

1 like: blindwoofer

threetoads 2 days ago

The good thing about conducting conversations through statuses is that you can look at a random profile and just witness someone absolutely losing their mind.

10 likes: Kuro, Candlelitsoul, GubGar, Angstyrainbow, hanzo, JewelSerket, Testament Nymph, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives, Phase

Phase 2 days ago

Using statuses to talk rather than a forum or the discord.

5 likes: RBYDark, Kuro, POOHEAD189, threetoads, Elite Minor

Lith 2 days ago

Except for me. I'm Lith.

Testament Nymph 2 days ago

We all are lol

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Tim the Yeti 2 days ago

Roleplaying is temporary, World of Warcraft is eternal.

4 likes: Kuro, Dark Cloud, Testament Nymph, Elite Minor

Testament Nymph 2 days ago

Having trouble managing time for writing as my friends are having World of Warcraft night every day after work, so my responses are definitely going to get delayed.

2 likes: Kuro, Tim the Yeti

Nev 2 days ago

Bored. Boredity bored, bored. Oh, and did I mention that I'm bored?

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

"I am NOT! A MORON!" "Well, how about now? NOW WHO'S A MORON?" "Could a MORON PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?" "Uh oh."

2 likes: SporkoBug, Elite Minor

SporkoBug 3 days ago

Hubs figured out why I like Sassy Robotic Companions and It just happens to be because of Portal. GLaDos and Wheatley my beloveds.

4 likes: AngelBites15, Dark Cloud, Lexisheeps, Elite Minor

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

Good luck, Night Diamond!

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Vampiretwilight

IAmAugustReign 3 days ago

Time for one season of busyness to end... and the next one to begin.

EchoWolff 3 days ago

"The echo of one's heart need not follow worldly principles. By the heat of passion, cold of apathy, light of cheer, and dark of grief. By Time and Space, be true."

2 likes: Vixere, Elite Minor

CitrusArms 3 days ago

Descriptive cluster of the day: hail of visible yet non-alarming size

1 like: Vixere

Night Diamond 3 days ago

Going to a band competition Saturday, so Excited!

5 likes: MurderVictim, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, Vampiretwilight, Elite Minor

Zeroth 3 days ago

Phew, novel outline done. Now to tally how many characters I'll need, based on outline roles. Protag, Antag, yep, lackeys, support cast...Okay so in total I need to fill out--EIGHTY CHARACTER SHEETS?!

9 likes: Daxam, Torack, Dark Cloud, PaulHaynek, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, Nanaya, hanzo, Elite Minor

Naril 4 days ago

Two is for discipline, heedless of trial; three for the gleam of a jewel or a smile...

3 likes: POOHEAD189, hanzo, Elite Minor

Rabbitconfusion 4 days ago

Similar to clueless dm I think being an unreliable narrator dm would be fun.

2 likes: Mole, Elite Minor

Fetzen 4 days ago

If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.

3 likes: Vixere, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Dark Cloud 4 days ago

Okay ya'll keep saying wanna chat, go make an interest thread ffs. Or better yet go to the guild discord.

3 likes: Psyker Landshark, Zeroth, Star Cat

ezio ac2 4 days ago

Looking for RP

The Grey Dust 4 days ago

Have you tried playing a clueless GM? No serious, give ZERO clues for your players, absolutely watch them try to figure out how things are supposed to work until they give up and you make them DM

1 like: Vixere

Rabbitconfusion 4 days ago

Playing clueless characters in DND works great for me because I often miss lots of information and don't know what's going on. It's method acting.

9 likes: Crimson Flame, The Grey Dust, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, Fetzen, GubGar, SporkoBug, Nanaya, Elite Minor

Kuro 4 days ago

Trying to set up a new TV in the modern age is a slow process when it needs to update fifty times before you can even use it lmao

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Elite Minor 4 days ago

anyone wanna like, chat.... please?

1 like: Crimson Flame

Dark Cloud 4 days ago

My friends don't get why I love Souls games, what can I say I'm a masochist.

2 likes: Vixere, FulgrimLives

Candlelitsoul 4 days ago

My heart is heavy. Dug through a bit, found some stuff, but the rest is char and ashes. 22 years gone in smoke and flames.

2 likes: RBYDark, Elite Minor

TheNoCoKid 4 days ago

2/3 maybe time to start cooking.

1 like: Crimson Flame

Crimson Flame 4 days ago

Well, don’t die. You can’t participate if your dead.

2 likes: TheNoCoKid, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 4 days ago

ohmygod I would DIE for a Pokemon RP :DDD

1 like: TheNoCoKid

Crimson Flame 4 days ago

@NoCo I’m desperate for Pokémon anything…

2 likes: TheNoCoKid, Elite Minor

TheNoCoKid 4 days ago

Any interest in a tournament style Pokémon RP? Just curious.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Elite Minor

Elite Minor 4 days ago

Goodness I'm bored

Elite Minor 4 days ago

Based? Based on what?

Dark Cloud 4 days ago

Meter? No I've never met her, why do you ask?

2 likes: Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Black Cat 4 days ago

Week two, day 2 or 5, 12 hour shifts each day... I'm gonna kill my liver next Wednesday evening when I'm back on my normal 3 and a half days of 12 hours.

Lexisheeps 4 days ago

Look, I'm sorry, but I don't drive a car. I drive a mufukin' army tank. Vroom vroom ♡

2 likes: Dark Cloud, FulgrimLives

Fetzen 4 days ago

IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Vertigo 5 days ago

Feet? No, I'm more of a meter man myself.

5 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Dark Cloud, Lexisheeps, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

X Fiendfyre X 5 days ago

Feet? No, I'm more of an ass man myself.

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Elite Minor, FulgrimLives

Punished GN 5 days ago

feet

Vampiretwilight 5 days ago

hi. how is everyone today?

Riley Hart 5 days ago

“…And then I met you. And I felt better..” -Reacher (*instantly melts*)

Xandrya 5 days ago

Survived the Spartan Race! ✌🏻

5 likes: RBYDark, Fetzen, Riley Hart, Pilatus, Vixere

The Grey Dust 5 days ago

The ocean floor is a plaice where soles lay turbot and flounder for the halibut.

1 like: GubGar

Dark Cloud 5 days ago

The ocean has eddies similar to black holes in space. Scarier yet, the black holes in the ocean are massive, often measuring up to 93 miles in diameter. That's larger than the entirety of greater L.A.

1 like: GubGar

Dark Cloud 5 days ago

Here's something disturbing.

nightmare medx 6 days ago

Magnesium can burn underwater

4 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, FulgrimLives

Crimson Flame 6 days ago

They also had fire underwater

2 likes: Dark Cloud, FulgrimLives

RickyG85 6 days ago

How did Spongebob blow bubbles?

1 like: FulgrimLives

Crimson Flame 6 days ago

They actually make things wetter.

1 like: FulgrimLives

Dark Cloud 6 days ago

Do you ever wonder why they have laundromats in Bikini Bottom? How can they dry anything?!

3 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Lexisheeps, FulgrimLives

GubGar 6 days ago

anyway y'all ever think about how crazy crustaceans are?

7 likes: Punished GN, Zeroth, Dark Cloud, Marlowe, Yankee, Birdboy, FulgrimLives

Nakushita 6 days ago

Justice is a dish best served cold. Otherwise, it's just water.

1 like: Crimson Flame

BrokenPromise 6 days ago

Man, group roleplaying has been great.

2 likes: Marlowe, Qia

Scribe of Thoth 6 days ago

People are gonna do the same shit regardless, they might just be more subtle about it. I think some iteration of “be the change you wanna see” is more reasonable than asking mods to ban smut requests

Marlowe 6 days ago

It really hasn't... and I'd say to let people do what they want but it's actually not doing the site well.

Crimson Flame 6 days ago

I know it’s a little cringe sometimes, but let people RP what they want.

2 likes: nightmare medx, Yankee

Dion 6 days ago

1x1 has kinda always been like this though lol

The Grey Dust 6 days ago

1x1 group roleplay, but swinger rules so you write with different partners every 3 months. Everyone drop your keyboards into the decorative Vase...

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 6 days ago

Here's the thing, there are plenty of people who just want normal non-smut rp however it's just overshadowed by the fact 1x1 is more prominently filled with 18+ you're preaching to the choir bruv.

2 likes: Kuro, Pilatus

Kaithe Dame 6 days ago

1x1 RPing is dead again for the 5th year in a row because of [INSERT HERE].

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Dion 6 days ago

personally i believe we should just smut in group threads, the more the merrier

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Kuro 6 days ago

@Marlowe I've been saying that for years and have been met with indifference each time by mod staff.

2 likes: Marlowe, Pilatus

Marlowe 6 days ago

Like, if you want to get yourself off go watch XXX videos or read Y/N smut fics

5 likes: Psyker Landshark, Kuro, Andreyich, threetoads, Angstyrainbow

Marlowe 6 days ago

I am so tired seeing 1x1 prompts that's just OCxCanon or just sheer kink topics. Stuff like this is what's killed 1x1 RPing tbf

11 likes: Solace, Psyker Landshark, Kuro, Dark Cloud, Riley Hart, Andreyich, Qia, Star Cat, threetoads, Angstyrainbow, Lexisheeps

cyberhead 6 days ago

finally have time to reply!!!

1 like: Solace

Candlelitsoul 7 days ago

For anyone that wants to see photos.app.goo.gl/W8HvxuLUq…

Vampiretwilight 7 days ago

i am sick of this. if one is tired of an rp, or is annoyed with pretty infrequent posting, just tell me! Don't just delete the rp without a word! :'(

5 likes: Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, Pilatus, Raptra, Qia

Master EffeX 7 days ago

The conclusion to the 1st Volume of NeXt Envisionings: telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen… All is well that end's well?!

Star Cat 7 days ago

It's motherfuckin 4/20

2 likes: Candlelitsoul, blindwoofer

Candlelitsoul 7 days ago

Update: They transferred mom out of town. She doesn't remember me going over the night before, or the police being there. She's angry she can't get out. Tomorrow we go back to sift through the debris.

Dark Cloud 7 days ago

I'm too young to be tired but too old to care anymore.

1 like: Lexisheeps

TheMushroomLord 7 days ago

All fish dream of the stars.

LadyAnnaLee 7 days ago

Help please! Thank you in advance! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Terry 7 days ago

Just a work in progress

Nix 7 days ago

I wish I was a cat, then I would be cute and fluffy ^-^

3 likes: Fetzen, Star Light, FulgrimLives

Punished GN 7 days ago

"The Horny Roleplayer Strangler must come to gripes with the reality that not only the Roleplayers he strangles may be into that, but he may be a horny man that strangles roleplayers." - Narrator.

3 likes: AngelBites15, Yankee, FulgrimLives

Master EffeX 8 days ago

So shall it be written, so shall, it, be, done! *collapses asleep*

2 likes: Crimson Flame, FulgrimLives

Master EffeX 8 days ago

Why does it seem lately like I'm always either needing to wake up and focus, or settle down and focus. Like I'm either too tired or I'm too hyper. Where has that sweet spot gone?

2 likes: Crimson Flame, KazAlkemi

Night Diamond 8 days ago

Slow replies got a lot going on

Angstyrainbow 8 days ago

My holiday is over and my writers block is done. Amazing what a bit of sea, castle ruins and woodlands can do!

8 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, The Savant, Vixere, Master EffeX, FulgrimLives