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Latest 100 Statuses

ZAVAZggg 7 min ago

I need a break from roleplaying for the next couple of hours.

Rain 15 min ago

Slide into my PMs if you know what Blood Alone is.

unicorgi 23 min ago

I have just discovered the true holy trinity. Spider-gwen, gwenom, And gwenpool

BlackDragonSol 1 hr ago

Having a bad day? cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

1 like: rebornfan320

Rodiak 1 hr ago

I love pit bulls. I love cats. Kitbull made me cry my eyes out.

3 likes: omerta, The Elvenqueen, Queen of Hell

Sanguine Rose 2 hrs ago

Responses slowly coming.

AlternateMan 2 hrs ago

The House always wins.

3 likes: Joshua Tamashii, SilverRain, rebornfan320

1hitpointwonder 2 hrs ago

Carthago delenda est!

NorthernKraken 2 hrs ago

Thanks status bar, now I'm crying over a robot

5 likes: Hekazu, The Elvenqueen, ICanBeAnyone, rebornfan320, Queen of Hell

Morose 2 hrs ago

Love Marvel? Want a comic book inspired storyline in a RP? Join Agents of SHIELD: Age of Ultron! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Queen of Hell 2 hrs ago

I am highkey upset about Opportunity. Poor sod died alone DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY.

3 likes: Hekazu, rebornfan320, Rodiak

Rai 2 hrs ago

"My batteries are low and it is getting dark." - Mars Opportunity Rover

6 likes: The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan, ICanBeAnyone, Sanguine Rose, Rodiak, Queen of Hell

Dewey Deftones 2 hrs ago

Just got home from class. Naptime, then replies. 2 hours of sleep last night won't cut it if you want me to make coherent replies.

1 like: headintheclouds

Cleverbird 3 hrs ago

Pro fighting tip: Sneeze on your fists before a fight in order to inflict poison damage.

12 likes: SilverRain, Dewey Deftones, omerta, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, Sanguine Rose, Skwint, rebornfan320, Rodiak, NorthernKraken, unicorgi

underworldqueen 5 hrs ago

Well i woke to go through another day so i guess thats good. sleep didnt kill me

Cleverbird 5 hrs ago

How is it possible for Youtube to be this inept at their job? It's baffling really...

2 likes: Mae, rebornfan320

ItMeGritty 6 hrs ago

Remember, the best way to stop creepy people is to punish the innocent

1 like: The Elvenqueen

AlternateMan 9 hrs ago

TEKK ME DOWN TO DA PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE MEMES ARE PRETTY, AW WON'T YOU TEKK ME HOME!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Pilatus

Candlelitsoul 9 hrs ago

Whoever made it a rule that you can't post to Instagram on your computer, needs to be yelled at. I digress; posted the introduction to my new Wattpad story. I'm excited!

2 likes: Anime_Freak, omerta

Blaze Gamma 10 hrs ago

"Final Fantasy VIII sucks and you suck for liking it!" — Noah "The Spoony One" Antwiler

1 like: ShwiggityShwah

DocRock 11 hrs ago

My paper is done. Thank goodness. Tomorrow will just be final checks, and then I'll turn it in, woohoo. Due to how much longer this took than I had planned, responses are tomorrow. Night

3 likes: Night_ Star, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320

chickadee360 12 hrs ago

I wanna roleplay, but nobody's reached out to me yet.

3 likes: Ladypug, Candlelitsoul, rebornfan320

Firecracker_ 13 hrs ago

i'm close friends with a girl that has like 100k+ followers on twitter, and she has done nothing significant, she works at an insurance company. she's just funny and relatable.

5 likes: Altered Tundra, Delta44, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320, PrinceAlexus

underworldqueen 13 hrs ago

im giving in...I..cant...take it anymore. My eyes are growing so heavy. Im falling asleep, and yawning. its time..its time for me to lay my head on my pillow and go into a glorious slumber

2 likes: Night_ Star, Vampiretwilight

Rai 13 hrs ago

You have to kill who you were born to be. In order to become who you want to become.

4 likes: AbigailTenshi, Night_ Star, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320

underworldqueen 14 hrs ago

I am so tired..bed is calling for me.

Altered Tundra 14 hrs ago

when someone tries to tell me how my character should act to me: youtube.com/watch?v=LE0ORmU…

4 likes: CAS1006, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320

omerta 15 hrs ago

You ever so goddamn bored but don't know how to channel that energy into doing anything productive?

11 likes: Joshua Tamashii, Nemaisare, Guess Who, ayzrules, ThatWeirdChick, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Candlelitsoul, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320, DocRock

underworldqueen 15 hrs ago

Ahh getting ready for Tekkcon in Pitt in April...finalizing rooms and things so much stuff im on overload

1 like: rebornfan320

POOHEAD189 16 hrs ago

Twitter's weird. 9/10 times when I see someone with 50k+ followers I assume they're a celebrity, but upon further inspection they're like a snarky extra that was on one episode of Law and Order.

12 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, soph, Amethyst, CAS1006, Rain, Guess Who, Obscene Symphony, HaleyTheRandom, Bluetommy, Candlelitsoul, rebornfan320

Briza 16 hrs ago

望月芽心

Jolteon 16 hrs ago

Well you're negligible! ...heheh, sure showed them.

ZAVAZggg 17 hrs ago

You'd be more likely to kill yourself in my opinion.

1 like: unicorgi

Jojo 17 hrs ago

Cocaine and bath salts. By their powers combined I can KILL GOD.

3 likes: omerta, Ladypug, unicorgi

Ithradine 18 hrs ago

Coffee and Music. With their powers combined, I am able to write.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, omerta, ICanBeAnyone

PrincessVampora 18 hrs ago

got to go my man wants the computer ugh!

DocRock 18 hrs ago

I got home earlier, but if I owe anyone posts, while I did just put out a profile for a thing, I'll be getting to them later, as I uh...basically played hooky there instead of essay work. Back to work

1 like: rebornfan320

Dinh AaronMk 18 hrs ago

I AM J.D ROCK FALLEN | KILL 'EM ALL MAN | 1, 000 , 456, 370 PEOPLE BOUGHT OUT AT IMMENSE LOSS | SUPREME PRIVATE TYRANT | OH FUCK, CONGRESSIONAL ACTION

Silent Observer 18 hrs ago

"Trying to get you high off something that only I supply. I'm talkin' that make you want to cry. Yeah, I'm talkin' that make you want to die. Get lost in the smoke, I'm hard to find." PEEP

POOHEAD189 19 hrs ago

The world is a darker place without Steve Irwin. We all still miss you.

7 likes: Altered Tundra, Lmpkio, Ladypug, Ithradine, Sarek, Vampiretwilight, DocRock

PrincessVampora 20 hrs ago

Happy Birthday Steve Irwin. you where one of the best things that happened to this planet. Your are missed.

3 likes: Lmpkio, POOHEAD189, Vampiretwilight

Undead Eyes 20 hrs ago

...When your house key goes missing off your key ring...and then your expensive gloves just magically disappear... Having had (possibly still have) a stalker, my paranoia rises.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Bea

Vampiretwilight 21 hrs ago

happy birthday steve irwin. we still miss you.

6 likes: Yevin, Altered Tundra, Candlelitsoul, Skwint, Vyce, unicorgi

ItMeGritty 22 hrs ago

Remember, deep down, you are a member of the DK crew

Dewey Deftones 22 hrs ago

@Destiny Yeah. Samsung Galaxy S9. I figured the update was going to change the look of stuff but this is just... ugh. Awful awful awful.

2 likes: DestinyStar, Its Elven

Dewey Deftones 23 hrs ago

Pls giv squares

3 likes: DestinyStar, Its Elven, unicorgi

Dewey Deftones 23 hrs ago

My phone updated and now all my app icons are round and colored differently. I need my squares and flat colors

2 likes: DestinyStar, Its Elven

Cleverbird 1 day ago

Just wanted to point out to those interested that there's a 10th Anniversary Pathfinder Bundle over at Humble Bundle... There's well over $500 value of books there you can score for as little as $18

headintheclouds 1 day ago

I am in job application purgatory. Not hell, just purgatory.

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, underworldqueen, Headless

Delphio 1 day ago

Just listened to “Na Na Na Na” by J-Star. Not a song I expected to have stuck in my brain...

Ruler Inc 1 day ago

I hope you get IBS

1 like: MissCapnCrunch

underworldqueen 1 day ago

OKay not really going to kill the little bugger....he is my favorite out of my 3 and he has cancer. :(

ICanBeAnyone 1 day ago

@ZAVA I wish! Unfortunately I will continue and will deal with these people some more today

Skwint 1 day ago

After work I'm going to go play the shit out of Anthem.

prettyskeleton 1 day ago

It’s Friyay! Let’s get some posts going, people. ;)

2 likes: Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

ZAVAZggg 1 day ago

Only if you've saved money and have one foot in the grave.

2 likes: ICanBeAnyone, Sanguine Rose

ICanBeAnyone 1 day ago

Can I be done adulting?

underworldqueen 1 day ago

IM killing my cat for eating my TREE!!!!!! UGH!

BlackDragonSol 1 day ago

Ah, yes. It wouldn't be an XCOM 2 stealth mission if all of a sudden when your unit stealth overwatches, he yells "THIS IS OUR DAY; THIS IS OUR PURPOSE!" and no one bats an eye or investigates.

Aviaire 1 day ago

the sky is blue

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

Finally Friday

1 like: Hellion

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

Don't want no trouble. Just want posts.

LadyAnnaLee 1 day ago

I will be out part of today and all of tomorrow. I will post when I can.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

ShwiggityShwah 1 day ago

I just played The Liar Princess & The Blind Prince and I want an RP about it.

The Elvenqueen 1 day ago

Always the spider. I can deal with spiders, creepy giant dolls however? They can fuck right off back to hell where they belong *stares*

3 likes: Lady Amalthea, Hellion, unicorgi

Andreyich 1 day ago

Y'all ever flex on people by taking your cactus for a walk in winter

1 like: Sarek

unicorgi 1 day ago

Which would you rather fight: a haunted marionette doll or a giant spider

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Sarek

Delta44 1 day ago

Just accidentally found @Black Dragon Sol's Youtube channel from a random Fire Emblem video. The internet is a small place.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, unicorgi

AlternateMan 1 day ago

OCEAN MAN TEKK ME BY DA HAND LEAD ME TO DA LAND DAT YEH UNDERSTAN

3 likes: Inkarnate, Sarek, unicorgi

Moro 1 day ago

Just really tired of being *me* right now...

5 likes: Altered Tundra, The Fated Fallen, rebornfan320, Ishikawa, unicorgi

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

And my vacation with family is over, now I can rest for a bit

Firecracker_ 1 day ago

yeeaaah when i saw that steam capped my downloads to 2mb/s i wanted to throw myself in traffic

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Inkarnate

Rai 1 day ago

You can do wrong. Or you can do right. But if you doing wrong. Make sure you do it right.

3 likes: Chai, DarkAngel Kena, rebornfan320

underworldqueen 1 day ago

any watch Hemlock Grove? Any good?

underworldqueen 1 day ago

watching birdbox...fucked up...

2 likes: MissCapnCrunch, Angel Vicky

Foster 1 day ago

Notices Crytek is behind the game-engine: "Yes, but can your toaster play Crysis?" meme intensifies

1 like: unicorgi

Bea 1 day ago

That was me when I was download Apex Legends XD

Foster 1 day ago

TFW you start a download and then suddenly realize it's going to take 4 days to finish.

2 likes: Dewey Deftones, Inkarnate

Weebette 1 day ago

I want to RP because of escapism, but motivation escapes me. *sigh*

10 likes: SilverRain, Animal, Delta44, POOHEAD189, Inkarnate, rebornfan320, nightmare medx, Sierra, Ishikawa, Headless

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

😀

Rain 1 day ago

FFS Jojo you sloot, I want more memes.

Ruler Inc 1 day ago

Actually the best status is: Penis.

unicorgi 1 day ago

I did, I cleared my status, and I’ll do it again

Jojo 1 day ago

Take your own advice.

4 likes: Rain, WitchHunter, Euphonium, unicorgi

unicorgi 1 day ago

Sometimes the best status is no status

1 like: rebornfan320

underworldqueen 1 day ago

Blah i feel ill...to many sweets

BlackDragonSol 1 day ago

I'm burnt out with everything.

1 like: unicorgi

Dewey Deftones 1 day ago

I'm exhausted at the moment. Did a crapton of schoolwork. Need to recharge before I put out some replies.

1 like: unicorgi

Ruler Inc 2 days ago

rob dougan ep was A+

Ruler Inc 2 days ago

NEW ROB DOUGAN ALBUM OUT, I'M HYYYYYYYYYYYPE

voltaic 2 days ago

i think my brain has grown a tumor just from reading that

Rain 2 days ago

"Ohaio Onii-chan! Kawaii desu sugoui Backpacku!" *slightly frightened tram worker* "FFS Yoshi give him the backpack! He keeps pointing at it!"

3 likes: Jerkchicken, Delta44, Bea

Blaze Gamma 2 days ago

Managed to lose my backpack on a Tokyo rail line this morning. Thankfully found it and was able to speak enough Japanese to not need a translator.

1 like: Bea

PrincessVampora 2 days ago

lolz love this youtube.com/watch?v=w0pnTm-…

DocRock 2 days ago

I want to upload my three SCP themed short tales, and one of my Rune Factory tales to my writing gallery on here but I'm also afraid too, ahaha. Who knew writers would get stage fright?

2 likes: Delta44, Sanguine Rose

PrincessVampora 2 days ago

youtube.com/watch?v=vJIxdmL…

1 like: Mistiel

Silent Observer 2 days ago

Klaus is amazing and I want his coat.

1 like: Filthy Mudblood

Ejected 2 days ago

Klaus is my fav

2 likes: Otakuforreal, Filthy Mudblood

PureHeroine 2 days ago

Umbrella Academy anyone? (I've only seen 3 episodes, so no spoilers please)

3 likes: Ejected, Filthy Mudblood, Bea

Tojin 2 days ago

that feel when you have to write and memorize a 90 second monologue in japanese by tomorrow (hahahaha kill me)

3 likes: DestinyStar, Delta44, Saint Maxx