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Denduris 15 min ago

Lover's Cross by Jim Croce is an experience, and you won't regret it.

wheels 17 min ago

so hopping i am better by wednesday to spend some time with my boyfriend.

gorgenmast 27 min ago

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Faded Memory 32 min ago

So, I came to my senses and am at the theater - sorry guys, Avengers (*ahem*Bucky Barnes*ahem*) > replying atm.

1 like: Sierra

DeadDrop 1 hr ago

Spider spider on the wall - get off ma wall!

DruSM157 1 hr ago

Spiral spiral spiral down the drain. That’s what i do

Altered Tundra 1 hr ago

Why is it always the same thing with me? I get into one cycle of a bad way and instead of accepting help when given, I push away the very people trying to help me.

1 like: DruSM157

Whimsical Cloud 1 hr ago

The statuse bar didn't let me finish typing before it sent... >.<

1 like: Miscellaneous

Whimsical Cloud 1 hr ago

To those I have rps with, I'm sorry

Obscene Symphony 2 hrs ago

"Weel Ray, there were these things called "dinosaurs," and when they died, they turned into oil (somehow) and that's what your car uses for food."

1 like: Sola

Caitimus 2 hrs ago

Agreed

The Valkyrie 2 hrs ago

Back from the movie. I will make no comment other than that everyone needs to see it

5 likes: POOHEAD189, Sierra, Caitimus, ShwiggityShwah, PureHeroine

headintheclouds 2 hrs ago

Father Brown is a great show TBH. I wish I had more time to watch it

1 like: anxiouscat

Sorry Excuse 2 hrs ago

My manager can go fuck right off. Unless she's on this website, in which case... you're doing a wonderful job, Jasmine, keep it up.

6 likes: Miss Gallagher, Delta44, Sierra, PureHeroine, LaMoon, Miscellaneous

PureHeroine 2 hrs ago

99% of my RPs just died before they even began.

6 likes: Miss Gallagher, DarkHuntress, Sierra, Pumpkinjaw, LaMoon, Miscellaneous

Majoras End 2 hrs ago

Replies will be slow.

OfWindAndRain 3 hrs ago

Are we reciting the lyrics of our favorite songs?! I wanna join! *clears throat* "....SAAAANDWICH, SAAAANDWICH, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! YOU'VE GOT LEEEETTUCE, AND TOMATOES TOO..."

anxiouscat 3 hrs ago

For those of you wondering, I decided on Father Brown.

The Grey Dust 3 hrs ago

TWO ROLEPLAYERS ENTER, ONE ROLEPLAYER LEAVES! - Not sure if this is the slogan for the Arena or 1x1 section.

6 likes: Ophidian, Rhea, Mara, Sierra, Denduris, PureHeroine

ZayZe 3 hrs ago

Slow night for RP's today. Where art thou my partners?

1 like: PureHeroine

Mara 4 hrs ago

nanomachines, son

anxiouscat 4 hrs ago

Trying to find something to watch that isn't Father Brown, The Office or Criminal Minds is hard....

2 likes: Sierra, PureHeroine

KatherinWinter 4 hrs ago

Roleplaying is my therapy.

4 likes: ZayZe, anxiouscat, Denduris, LaMoon

Lord Wraith 4 hrs ago

I like digging holes and hiding things inside them, When I'll grow old, I hope I won't forget to find them, 'Cause I've got memories and travel like gypsies in the night

1 like: Lurking

Denduris 5 hrs ago

Doubt is the flaw in any armor.

2 likes: pandapolio, LaMoon

Odin 5 hrs ago

Yngwaz' Zonen, vaart uit naar de horizon. Ver van ons huis opzoek naar nieuwe grond. Nu dwaalt gij rond op woeste zee, oh zonen van het tij. Daar aan de einder ligt ons doel, de goden staan ons bij.

2 likes: Rhea, LaMoon

LaMoon 5 hrs ago

We are just like the Moon, only the most adventurous and corageous get to see our Dark Side.

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Lurking

Arya10108909 5 hrs ago

My internet needs to work

PureHeroine 6 hrs ago

When you can think up the perfect scenario in your head, but you can't for the life of you, put it into words

1 like: Pumpkinjaw

Nidavellir 6 hrs ago

Wowza! what's that? *squints* ah..just my depression, welp.

2 likes: Mara, LaMoon

Fetzen 6 hrs ago

The ISP's DNS-server malfunctioning when you come home after working 11 hours straight is not funny. I've been eager to game for the entire week and how much could I ? Almost not a single bit. Damn.

1 like: Altered Tundra

Liseran Thistle 7 hrs ago

I hereby announce that national American chicken day is now CANCELLED. All of you, cease greasing your chickens NOW. Anyone suspected of unsolicited chicken greasing will be Gizzard wacked.

6 likes: Altered Tundra, POOHEAD189, Mara, Eh, Nidavellir, Pumpkinjaw

Dewey Deftones 7 hrs ago

My mind is on sci-fi crack right now. I've just build a huge world/plot and have nothing to do with it but stare at it.

9 likes: McHaggis, Fetzen, Mara, Eh, The Valkyrie, PrinceAlexus, Sierra, Denduris, LaMoon

Thespian 7 hrs ago

Minor pet peeve: People being unwilling to make ANY alterations to a plot to help the world belong to both players. I've run into it a couple times now. Not every often thankfully, but it's trying.

9 likes: Torack, McHaggis, Dewey Deftones, DarkAngel Kena, ThatWeirdChick, Nidavellir, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, PureHeroine

Winter Star12 7 hrs ago

Me and my family are moved into a new house! YAY!

3 likes: Nidavellir, Denduris, LaMoon

Mister Thirteen 8 hrs ago

Steven Blum does voice overs in alot more video games than I thought...

1 like: Altered Tundra

Jollan 8 hrs ago

4 papers due in 4 days? Screw that, we got RPs to post in!

3 likes: ThatWeirdChick, CloseEnough, LaMoon

OnionKnight 8 hrs ago

Reading minds is totally possible. If you want clarity, ask the sky.

Hero 8 hrs ago

If you can't say what's on your mind, don't get mad when you're misunderstood. Be clear, be upfront. No one's a mind reader.

10 likes: Altered Tundra, ThatWeirdChick, Inkarnate, Scarescrow, Nidavellir, Briiar, Pumpkinjaw, Crystal Amalgam, Denduris, LaMoon

Inkarnate 8 hrs ago

I am also a bigger fan of “collaborative writing”, yes. I suppose beyond people not misunderstanding the term it also sounds decidedly more “adult”.

6 likes: Altered Tundra, Denny, Shizune, pandapolio, Pumpkinjaw, PureHeroine

Shizune 9 hrs ago

I feel that the word "roleplay" has a sexual connotation attached to it. So when I'm in the middle of writing a post and a friend asks what I'm doing, I tell them it's "collaborative writing." xD

10 likes: Altered Tundra, Crimson Flame, Denny, Inkarnate, Regitnui, Scarescrow, pandapolio, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, PureHeroine

LaMoon 9 hrs ago

@Lady Selune, I totally agree with you. Gets on my nerves.

Lady Selune 9 hrs ago

Do you know what I hate? People who post 1x1 interest checks, and then DON'T FUCKING REPLY WHEN YOU PM THEM. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

10 likes: Nallore, Hekazu, King Tai, Shizune, POOHEAD189, headintheclouds, Regitnui, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, LaMoon

Liseran Thistle 9 hrs ago

Sometimes...at night... I can still hear them...the restless void screaming..."I'll have a skinny espresso latte with no whip, please."

7 likes: Crimson Flame, Torack, Smystar99, POOHEAD189, Scarescrow, Pumpkinjaw, LaMoon

Darcs 10 hrs ago

Death to America, of course.

Jerkchicken 10 hrs ago

There are people here that collapse all the categories and only post on status or the discord

3 likes: Mara, pandapolio, LaMoon

MesuOkami 11 hrs ago

How riveting

Sirkaithethird 11 hrs ago

Your boi is getting married!!

15 likes: Altered Tundra, Joshua Tamashii, Torack, Smystar99, Briza, Delta44, ThatWeirdChick, POOHEAD189, Rhea, headintheclouds, Scarescrow, sweetserenity, pandapolio, anxiouscat, LaMoon

LaMoon 11 hrs ago

I've rolled some joints before, back when I was a teenager. Man, those memories. Pretty sure the dealer that gave me and my peers our daily dose of green herbs is buried six feet under though.

1 like: Torack

DruSM157 11 hrs ago

I prefer staring at the ceiling and wishing for everything to stop

1 like: LaMoon

Rai 11 hrs ago

I prefer the green.

3 likes: Jerkchicken, Torack, LaMoon

LaMoon 12 hrs ago

Ah, cigarettes. Breaking free from anxiety and other depressing thoughts one nicotine-filled cylinder at a time.

DruSM157 12 hrs ago

Nope. I’m not going to do that. I prefer having a job.

1 like: sweetserenity

Briiar 12 hrs ago

There's something poetic about accidentally spilling coffee all over yourself while listening to Frank Sinatra's "That's Life."

2 likes: rebornfan320, anxiouscat

rebornfan320 12 hrs ago

@DruSM157 I'm going through those as well. Stress, Anxiety, Depression and Loneliness all in different orders beating on me. Probably for similar and different reasons..

1 like: DruSM157

BabyBump96 13 hrs ago

Still not feeling great but I'll try and get a reponse out to all my roleplays today! <3 xx

2 likes: Delta44, rebornfan320

anxiouscat 13 hrs ago

@Bishop That's some solid advice.

Parried 13 hrs ago

What kind of shenanigans is going on here!

1 like: Torack

Bishop 13 hrs ago

Take a quick jerk-off break. Trust me, it'll fix any emotional problems you have....and uh....I mean....Open your heart to God and he will protect you...calm you down...etc etc.

6 likes: Jerkchicken, Altered Tundra, Crimson Flame, SoleAccord, Delta44, Scarescrow

DruSM157 13 hrs ago

Stress. Anxiety. Depression. Loneliness. It’s like it’s all deciding to beat me down with a panic attack at once, and while I’m at effing work no less!

7 likes: Rai, Delta44, McHaggis, Lmpkio, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, Nidavellir

OfWindAndRain 13 hrs ago

Saying "Bless you" to the UNCLEAN INFIDEL PEASANTS

1 like: Sierra

AlternateMan 13 hrs ago

How do people even manage to join a super fast paced rp

Ambra 14 hrs ago

To those whining about GRRM not releasing Winds of Winter this year... you have no idea how hard it is to be a professional writer and wrap up a huge, widely popular saga in the "right" way.

2 likes: Torack, The Elvenqueen

Parried 14 hrs ago

I just sent one of these like an hour ago, so I hope I don't get super purged for spam. If I made a vague interest check for something fantasy with knights and crap, people would dig it? Need Plot?

2 likes: Amethyst, Alluring Dhark

Delta44 15 hrs ago

Saying "bless you" to a person burping.

1 like: Amethyst

Sierra 15 hrs ago

On principle I am no longer joining any RP that uses fancy fonts. I have this unpopular opinion that things should actually be readable on mobile.

13 likes: Crimson Flame, Torack, Amethyst, Jollan, Delta44, Serenia, ThatWeirdChick, The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan, Mara, PrinceAlexus, anxiouscat, Alluring Dhark

Parried 15 hrs ago

Joined about 5 minutes ago. Found a status bar. Cool.

11 likes: Amethyst, Delta44, Serenia, Poke, AlternateMan, alexakeehl, rebornfan320, Chasebloodcrest, sweetserenity, Mattchstick, Alluring Dhark

BlazerTatsumi 16 hrs ago

I'm so bored right now. PM me with the most fucked up +18 ideas you've got.

BlackDragonSol 16 hrs ago

I have one final assignment to do after today. My signfiicant other asked "Shouldn't you be working on that?", I respond "Eh, I've got two weeks. [Lazy.]"

1 like: Smystar99

NuttsnBolts 16 hrs ago

Maybe I need a Co-GM... :S

1 like: DruSM157

Kalas 16 hrs ago

Booked tickets to see Infinity War tonight and tomorrow night because I already know it's gonna be that good.

2 likes: Smystar99, Mara

NuttsnBolts 16 hrs ago

In that weird moment when you have an RP concept, but dunno what style, themes, genre, or direction you wanna take it.

2 likes: Delta44, PaulHaynek

AlternateMan 17 hrs ago

Tfw you don't know all the songs your friends sing and vice versa.

KidKoshka 17 hrs ago

Got to see infinity war. Was not disappointed ^^

2 likes: Smystar99, Kalas

Andreyich 17 hrs ago

God I hate those retrospective moments you remember something you said/did in the past and just stop to think and cringe

12 likes: Antarctic Termite, SoleAccord, Torack, Smystar99, Kalas, Delta44, The Spectre, Rhea, Mara, PrinceAlexus, Pumpkinjaw, PureHeroine

DarkHuntress 18 hrs ago

One more day and then the weekend. YAY!!!

1 like: Torack

Arya10108909 18 hrs ago

People who expect me to function with no alone time: get to know me, please.

3 likes: SoleAccord, alexakeehl, PureHeroine

dreamer 22 hrs ago

Working on Kingdoms of Khoyee, an MMO Tabletop RPG where (almost) all combat is based on a D20 roll.

1 like: Jerkchicken

PureHeroine 1 day ago

@TheValkyrie Me too*

1 like: The Valkyrie

PureHeroine 1 day ago

@TheValkyrie M rtoo

1 like: Thorned Hammer

The Valkyrie 1 day ago

When it's my turn to post, I feel like I have too many RPs. When I'm waiting for others to post, I feel like I have too few. XD

30 likes: Father Hank, Altered Tundra, Foster, MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Black Ninja, Love Dove, Torack, Uncertain Tea, DarkHuntress, Delta44, Evil Snowman, Guess Who, ayzrules, kittyluna45, DarkAngel Kena, NanoFreakV2, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, alexakeehl, rebornfan320, Scarescrow, pandapolio, Atsat, Kheliop, Crowvette, ShwiggityShwah, Denduris, PureHeroine, LaMoon

AlternateMan 1 day ago

SUPERPOWERS

Foster 1 day ago

Yes, but shouldn't every day be a special occassion for someone?

1 like: nightmare medx

Aro 1 day ago

Once you realize that you don't need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of yout life begins.

5 likes: Love Dove, Silent Observer, ayzrules, The Valkyrie, nightmare medx

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

25 likes: Tyler Night, Crimson Flame, The Jest, Love Dove, Gareth, Torack, Uncertain Tea, Delta44, Evil Snowman, PaulHaynek, Tracyarmav, NanoFreakV2, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, rebornfan320, The Valkyrie, Scarescrow, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, Valorous, PureHeroine, Blind Bandit, War, Lurking, LaMoon

LunarMist 1 day ago

How how the moon longs to be loved souly for her side unseen.

1 like: LaMoon

BlackDragonSol 1 day ago

Broke my phone via pressure on accident. Thanks OtterBox for needing your product to work if it's in a full shell and nothing else. Guess I won't get Drive Atk S on FEH. xP

1 like: LaMoon

Surtr Inc 1 day ago

[@Valorous] More like RPG member.

3 likes: Mara, Valorous, LaMoon

Valorous 1 day ago

"Lolol rawr XDD"- every roblox player ever

4 likes: AlternateMan, Mara, Lurking, LaMoon

Noxxis 1 day ago

Replies to come sometime tomorrow, had a busy day.

SirSqueakalot91 1 day ago

Internet is acting up. Will try to post tonight.

1 like: kittyluna45

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

@Liseran Thistle Yes actually, my room at my mother's old apartment made me really uncomfortable. I always felt like something inhuman was watching me and it gave me bad anxiety.

1 like: Delta44

Liseran Thistle 1 day ago

Anyone else get that weird feeling like you're being watched by a dark, inimitable force?

4 likes: Delta44, Evil Snowman, Crystal Amalgam, PureHeroine

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

.em ton m'I fi llet t'nac I rotcoD

datadogie 1 day ago

My Discord account just got disabled, no idea why, but I'm in tears because I can't contact any of my friends.

1 like: Crystal Amalgam

OfWindAndRain 1 day ago

SPOILER ALERT: INFINITY WAR HAS CHRIS, CHRIS, AND CHRIS IN IT. #HolyChrisTrinity

8 likes: Altered Tundra, Smystar99, Dirty Pretty Lies, Serenia, Simple Unicycle, headintheclouds, Nidavellir, PureHeroine

Frenzy 1 day ago

Boy wouldn't it be great if the Junji Ito Collection had better animations

1 like: McHaggis

PureHeroine 1 day ago

If I see IW spoilers, I will snap. You have been warned.

Pumpkinjaw 1 day ago

"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it." - Thanos, probably

4 likes: Lmpkio, POOHEAD189, Nidavellir, PureHeroine

Lmpkio 1 day ago

Thanos demands your silence - or yo ass is grass.

4 likes: Smystar99, POOHEAD189, The Spectre, PureHeroine