Latest 100 Statuses

thejillybeen 32 min ago
I'm so bored!!!! RP anyone?
2 likes: Rekker, Artemis Arts
The Grey Dust 1 hr ago
There was a request for Space Opera? - youtube.com/watch?v=a7Dh5Qo…
2 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer
Naril 3 hrs ago
Feelin' like some space opera...
4 likes: POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, blindwoofer, Shu
Xaltwind 6 hrs ago
Finally some cold weather, at last
7 likes: tobiax, metanoia, Fetzen, Saz01, Higanbana, Shu, thejillybeen
AlternateMan 9 hrs ago
Alright. Let's face it. I'm a simp. But a coping one. Looking into the mirror and the ugly reflection on it power bombed some sense into me. I will from now on eat lemons instead.
5 likes: tobiax, Saz01, Higanbana, blindwoofer, thejillybeen
Higanbana 9 hrs ago
Been very depressed lately, may look into starting up new 1x1 rps now that I have some time thanks to night shifts. A western multi perspective rp maybe.
10 likes: tobiax, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, honorandpride, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, Yankee, blindwoofer, Shu, QuinnWolfe
QuinnWolfe 12 hrs ago
This past holiday has had me super busy. Replies coming soon!
3 likes: Fetzen, Vampiretwilight, thejillybeen
Krasnaya 12 hrs ago
You people have off days?
6 likes: tobiax, Yankee, Shu, OddApproved, Artemis Arts, thejillybeen
Artemis Arts 12 hrs ago
Is this what it’s like to have a Sunday off?? I have no idea what to do all day!!
3 likes: POOHEAD189, Yankee, Shu
thejillybeen 13 hrs ago
On my tv, Peppa Pig is literally on, this is horrible
1 like: WitchHunter
AlternateMan 15 hrs ago
Keep your mudkipz or I'll dip you like Philip. I had to google if there was actually a king named Philip that got killed to type this rhyme.
1 like: blindwoofer
SkipTheKip 16 hrs ago
So I herd y'all liek Mudkipz?

AlternateMan 21 hrs ago
You and your pet better get better or I'll hope harder
6 likes: KillamriX88, Obscene Symphony, POOHEAD189, DegenerateThree, Saz01, blindwoofer
Obscene Symphony 21 hrs ago
Please bear with me on delays. Having a sick pet is extremely demanding.
2 likes: KillamriX88, POOHEAD189
The Ghost Note 22 hrs ago
I’m going to see if I can convince the mods to change my name to something stupid because yolo at this point
2 likes: metanoia, Rekker
Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago
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ClocktowerEchos 23 hrs ago
I can't escape my demons, they're all RT-2PM-2 Topol-M cold launched solid propellant silo based Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles, and they're getting really clos---
3 likes: Majoras End, AlternateMan, Guy0fV4lor
AlternateMan 23 hrs ago
BEES! NO NOT THE BEES!
2 likes: Guy0fV4lor, Shu
Majoras End 23 hrs ago
The lions.

Crimson Flame 23 hrs ago
Why are you running?

AlternateMan 1 day ago
AND YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME KID
1 like: blindwoofer
Deja 1 day ago
I compare thee to a sunset; every damn day with you

Smarty Jones 1 day ago
So excited for Monday. Hopefully, the GM on the roleplay that I am referring to will have time then to kick off the roleplay!

BenG85 1 day ago
relaxing weekend, so far. getting things done I've been meaning to for awhile, hopefully get to do some rp as well :)
2 likes: Fetzen, Sanguine Rose
Xaltwind 1 day ago
Borka bork bork

Zapdos 1 day ago
After waiting a week or so with nothing to write for, now I have to write for two things. It's a good day.
3 likes: Crimson Flame, Vyce, threetoads
Jones Sparrow 1 day ago
“I’d rather live in her world, than live without her in mine.”
2 likes: Akayaofthemoon, blindwoofer
OGSG 1 day ago
Power Rangers Reboot Interest Check ---> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
1 like: metanoia
Blaze Gamma 1 day ago
X Doubt

AlternateMan 1 day ago
Yes, and I also quit playing Genshin Impact. I am free from the temptation that is gacha.
1 like: blindwoofer
Blaze Gamma 1 day ago
Oh lord, he's imploding. SMH.
1 like: Crimson Flame
AlternateMan 1 day ago
Would you happrn to be clueless about why I'm posting such cringe? Ehy, my profile says all! If you can withstand it... actuallythere'snothingtoseeIsweardon'ttakealook
1 like: blindwoofer
The Grey Dust 1 day ago
gastroenterologists are great at colours. They need to know how yellow your skin is, how red or green or yellow your vomit is, how black or brown or red your stool is...
1 like: beerp0ng
HathlenerIX 1 day ago
Realized there are still some things here that I am clueless about. I'm out of touch with the person who introduced me in this guild, sadly. Anyway, you are very much welcome in my inbox!
2 likes: Artemis Arts, beerp0ng
Yamperzzz 1 day ago
Post-sleep clarity hitting like a train wbu?
1 like: beerp0ng
AlternateMan 1 day ago
N'T READ MY NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE
1 like: blindwoofer
AlternateMan 1 day ago
CAN'T READ MY CA
1 like: beerp0ng
LadyAnnaLee 1 day ago
It's the Renfaire today! I'm so excited!
4 likes: CitrusArms, blindwoofer, Rekker, Artemis Arts
Shadow Dragon 1 day ago
The greatest threat to your well-being is usually yourself.
1 like: beerp0ng
Artemis Arts 1 day ago
Work work work work work- and then nap time!
1 like: Shu
AlternateMan 1 day ago
what in great fookin tarnation

Deja 1 day ago
And here we see the Grouch, unlike his mountainous, green&furry kin he spends his early morning terrorizing twilight joggers and publicworks.
1 like: blindwoofer
BoltBeam 1 day ago
I'm not sick, I'm just addicted. I don't know the 'why' or the 'what' though.

honorandpride 2 days ago
I have not tried that brand, no. I'm currently hiding with a humidifier in bed, and it helps - especially with those Vicks pads in it.

Yamperzzz 2 days ago
M'theythee *tips my glitter fedora*
1 like: BenG85
honorandpride 2 days ago
I've used and forever hate sinus rinses, so I stick to medication and rest when I'm not on shift. I am on for a double on Monday, so I'm hoping to feel better by then.

Midnight Howl 2 days ago
A great trick if you get the sinus bugs easy is a netty pot. They feel uncomfortable the first time you use them but they flush out all the gunk and will make your sinus infection go away sooner!
1 like: POOHEAD189
Mole 2 days ago
Mario Kart music is very appropriate when driving to Zapata Falls Campground after sunset.
1 like: metanoia
AlternateMan 2 days ago
why the fuck is anime Eric Cartman just uncle iroh
1 like: Shadow Dragon
honorandpride 2 days ago
It never fails that I pick up some sinus bug during the holidays. Urgh, just put me down.
1 like: Vampiretwilight
Vampiretwilight 2 days ago
A new character has been added to my current interest check. lol

Blizz 2 days ago
Fuck

Scribe of Thoth 2 days ago
I feel bad for the IT guy reading all of this
1 like: Yankee
Fetzen 2 days ago
Meanwhile, your boss: I threw my hat into the ring for an 18+ interest check during a management meeting! Take that, stupid PowerPoint presentation!
9 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, POOHEAD189, DegenerateThree, canaryrose, Sanguine Rose, honorandpride, Yankee, New Beginnings
New Beginnings 2 days ago
I created an 18+ interest check at work! Take that boss man!
6 likes: metanoia, Fetzen, DegenerateThree, Shadow Dragon, Yankee, BenG85
gorgenmast 2 days ago
Here’s a fun Christmas trick for the kids: shine a laser pointer at the front of low-flying aircraft. The pilots will see where you are and then relay your location to Santa Claus over the radio! 🛩🎅
1 like: Hyperdrive
Deja 2 days ago
All hail to the retail
1 like: Crimson Flame
vancexentan 2 days ago
I accidentally heard Clannad's tune now I feel the blues. Not how I wanted to start the afternoon.
1 like: Candlelitsoul
Artemis Arts 2 days ago
Brande new! Can't wait to explore and RP again!!
3 likes: rebornfan320, Yankee, Idea
SlashInfinite 2 days ago
If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favour and watch Arcane. I'm suffering from serious post-series depression from it
3 likes: Shovel, Rekker, TheMerlin
LittleMouse 3 days ago
I envy those who are actually happy during the holiday season
3 likes: rebornfan320, Saz01, Stargazer6225
DegenerateThree 3 days ago
"I am not in danger, DM. I am the danger. A guy rolls a 3d20 and gets a natural 1 and you think that of me? No...I am the one who rolls."
2 likes: AlternateMan, Rekker
AlternateMan 3 days ago
Does your D&D party ever kill a fantasy Walter White?
1 like: DegenerateThree
metanoia 3 days ago
Per my tradition every holiday season, my holiday season set transference ritual is completed.
2 likes: KillamriX88, Venus
Bluetommy 3 days ago
I remember being on this website all the time. Where does the time go
1 like: metanoia
Jones Sparrow 3 days ago
“ Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted?”
4 likes: honorandpride, StitchedOwl, blindwoofer, Stargazer6225
cadesmith 3 days ago
i have risen from the grave. letsa fuckin go
2 likes: metanoia, Fetzen
Blaze Gamma 3 days ago
Holiday pay? Holiday pay

Guccicorn 3 days ago
What's this? What's this?! There's colour everywhere!

New Beginnings 3 days ago
Pray for me... The weekend of hell begins in 10 hours and will continue until Monday. 4 days of 13 hours shifts, posts will be delayed, hopefully I don't die... maybe death isn't so bad though
9 likes: Jerkchicken, metanoia, Crimson Flame, Dragoknighte, canaryrose, OGSG, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, QuinnWolfe
Crimson Flame 3 days ago
Pray for people that work retail tomorrow
12 likes: Jerkchicken, metanoia, knuxieh, Dragoknighte, POOHEAD189, canaryrose, Shadow Dragon, Vyce, Vampiretwilight, BenG85, QuinnWolfe, lepidope
TheMerlin 3 days ago
Looking for group

Krasnaya 3 days ago
And stuff!
1 like: Kassarock
Eviledd1984 3 days ago
Beer Is Good!
4 likes: Deja, Kassarock, Krasnaya, Rekker
QuinnWolfe 3 days ago
Happy food & family day! Thinking today esp of Indigenous americans, those who are missing loved ones this holiday due to covid & people whose family situations make this time of year difficult
7 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, Fetzen, Tlstiffl, Saz01, Vampiretwilight, Wolvena
Obscene Symphony 3 days ago
we canadians should pretend we don't have our own thanksgiving so we can get the american one as well and have 2
3 likes: Crimson Flame, Nemaisare, Guccicorn
BCTheEntity 3 days ago
Remember the indigenous people of the Americas today.
5 likes: DegenerateThree, canaryrose, honorandpride, QuinnWolfe, lepidope
DegenerateThree 3 days ago
nothing quite like being on hold for almost an hour to stoke up some murderous rage

HereComesTheSnow 3 days ago
today i am thankful for the fact that my host has not chosen to combat or discover me, their parasitic infection, and is instead eating many calories and wait a minute what's all this alcohol doing h—
1 like: metanoia
Xaltwind 3 days ago
Gingerbread Ice Cream... Not sure if I'm a fan or not...
1 like: Saz01
Saz01 3 days ago
Happy Thanks Giving to those in America :)
1 like: Vampiretwilight
KatherinWinter 3 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving!
1 like: Vampiretwilight
wheels 3 days ago
happy thanksgiving everyone i hope everyone has a good and safe hoilday
4 likes: Sanguine Rose, Stuzzie, Vyce, Vampiretwilight
artexercise 3 days ago
53,145 words, and Done.
5 likes: Deja, Stuzzie, Saz01, Vyce, Shu
rebornfan320 3 days ago
Happy Turkey Day to everyone!
1 like: Vampiretwilight
AnnaBeth 3 days ago
Happy Thanksgiving to my American babies! And to my non-American babies, don't worry. I don't really celebrate either. I just eat food. XD
3 likes: Saz01, Vampiretwilight, QuinnWolfe
TaliaSilvers 3 days ago
Have a good day everyone.

honorandpride 3 days ago
Always bittersweet when you know you're spending the last holiday season with a loved one.
7 likes: CitrusArms, canaryrose, rebornfan320, Saz01, Shu, Stargazer6225, QuinnWolfe
Blaze Gamma 4 days ago
Happy thanksgiving all you dirty muricans. I'm cooking a turkey right now
1 like: KillamriX88
AlternateMan 4 days ago
Ah, yes, the good old ad bot. Eho would be looking for kids wear in an rp site anyway? Next time bring an anime body pillow ad.
8 likes: Crimson Flame, KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen, DegenerateThree, Saz01, Vyce, LittleMouse, blindwoofer
LittleMouse 4 days ago
10 years I’ve gone without ear problems…why are they coming back now?

knuxieh 4 days ago
Feeling very nostalgic, now. Looking back on stories long since closed, or forgotten. Where would we be now, I wonder..?
8 likes: metanoia, Venus, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, Saz01, Vyce, StitchedOwl
rebornfan320 4 days ago
I hate being stuck in my head, what is wrong with me?
3 likes: Deja, SilverRain, KillamriX88
Deja 4 days ago
They call it a Job because you suffer, biblically, with no recourse
5 likes: Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, honorandpride, Shadow Dragon
Jojo 4 days ago
none of us are on it anymore lmao

Jojo 4 days ago
this website gave me a great friend group with a lot of strange deeplore across roleplays and discord servers

OGSG 4 days ago
Might need a Red Ranger for our RP 😬

Xaltwind 4 days ago
Conflagration; What happpens when I try cooking
1 like: Saz01
Zoey Boey 4 days ago
losing my shit trying to write another stupid fucking ENGL essay
6 likes: metanoia, Ken, Lugubrious, canaryrose, OGSG, QuinnWolfe
QuinnWolfe 4 days ago
Carpal tunnel sucks :(
7 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, Yankee
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