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AlternateMan 4 min ago

It is official: our committee has decided that AlternateMan 2 will not be announced. For now.

Blaze Gamma 2 hrs ago

A GOOD RP*

Hedgehawk 2 hrs ago

Today I just want my fiancee to feel better with their foot. Stuck in bed poor thing. Always hate it when someone is in pain and I can't help.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Hellion

Blaze Gamma 2 hrs ago

I just want two things. For work to stop jerking me around, and to get a good to going. Come on universe, give me something here.

3 likes: rebornfan320, GalaxyBrain, blindwoofer

Crab Bane 6 hrs ago

@Obscene- The game could be worse. Like ALL gacha games, it's grindy as hell. But yeah, anime when?

Obscene Symphony 6 hrs ago

Going by the ads I get on YouTube, Arknights is something I'd def watch as an anime but prob not play as a gacha.

Crab Bane 7 hrs ago

Arknights is one of those rare instances where I want to make an OC, but I don't know enough about the lore of the series, even after playing and reading wikis.

1 like: Hyde

headintheclouds 7 hrs ago

It is impossible to be sad when watching the Crab Rave music video.

3 likes: Guy0fV4lor, SporkoBug, Lirriia

Crystal Amalgam 9 hrs ago

The creative process is a curse and I will fight anyone who disagrees. Help Desk.

3 likes: Majoras End, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Crystal Amalgam 9 hrs ago

Attention Citizens: The intern has been replace by a government spy. Stay tuned for the relaxing sound of several tea kettles whistling uncontrollably.

2 likes: Majoras End, rebornfan320

Annasiel 10 hrs ago

Sometimes it feels like something that I don't believe in happening next week for the reason of my hope that it resolves itself.

The World 10 hrs ago

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Fetzen 10 hrs ago

Don't let reality be real. Make it a dream so, once you wake up from it, you can just forget about it.

2 likes: Ophidian, Crystal Amalgam

Shadow Dragon 11 hrs ago

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2 likes: Sanguine Rose, Littleone17

Crab Bane 11 hrs ago

youtube.com/watch?v=GQhNwli…

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Andromedai 11 hrs ago

I really want to create a Gears of War RP.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Lirriia

Undead Eyes 11 hrs ago

I'll be unwinding at the casino if you need me. -Puts on her mask and flops out.-

2 likes: Jerkchicken, Shadow Dragon

Mangrale 12 hrs ago

Agent K was right about people and Tracer Tong was right about the scale of governance (and probably more but it's been a while).

2 likes: pugbutter, Shadow Dragon

Sanguine Rose 13 hrs ago

Welp, so much for a day of writing. Spent the morning in urgent care. Good news is I don't need surgery yet, but I have bedrest from some torn ligaments around my knee. 👍

7 likes: Crab Bane, Fetzen, Squirrel98, Shadow Dragon, RougeRogue, Hyde, Lirriia

Andreyich 13 hrs ago

love it when people scared to leave they house without a phone think they going to make a guillotin for le ebil oppressors

1 like: BangoSkank

Jerkchicken 13 hrs ago

Marche did nothing wrong

Crab Bane 13 hrs ago

Escapism is healthy as long as you don't confuse fiction and reality.

5 likes: The Elvenqueen, Sanguine Rose, Rina Daltis, Hyde, Lirriia

flowersrgr8 13 hrs ago

guillotines are easy to diy

1 like: Hyde

Andreyich 14 hrs ago

Based Cops dabbing on rioters with the boys

1 like: Crab Bane

flowersrgr8 14 hrs ago

twitter.com/Satellit3Heart/… lol

Fetzen 14 hrs ago

Bored like hell, but at the same time having a headache that keeps me off writing :/

1 like: Hyde

Cleverbird 15 hrs ago

Welcome to 2020, where everything sucks, and no one can tell if it's ironic.

10 likes: Yevin, Crab Bane, ML, The Elvenqueen, Fetzen, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon, HomeBound, Hyde

megatrash 15 hrs ago

eating raw eggs in my dishwasher~

2 likes: BangoSkank, Shadow Dragon

Ghost Note 15 hrs ago

Sittin' on the dock of the bay ~

Alethre 16 hrs ago

Watching from the tree canopy...~

AlternateMan 16 hrs ago

Sometimes I realize that I became what I swore to destroy.

2 likes: Shadow Dragon, Littleone17

Crab Bane 16 hrs ago

I hate haircuts, but I need one desperately.

3 likes: rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon, Littleone17

Undead Eyes 16 hrs ago

Back from interview. That was...an experience.

1 like: Shadow Dragon

Yevin 18 hrs ago

You can always get a second opinion. Or demand for the tests you know will diagnose whatever you've got.

1 like: BangoSkank

role model 18 hrs ago

Could someone please tell the doctor I AM RIGHT

1 like: Shadow Dragon

Anime_Freak 18 hrs ago

So sorry that I disappeared off the face of the earth for a couple days! Replies will be on their way once I collect myself lol

1 like: RougeRogue

Crimson Flame 18 hrs ago

The apocalypse is happening this year. A Pandemic, riots, lots of rain where I live...

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, Majoras End, Shadow Dragon

Lurking Shadow 19 hrs ago

Kane Lives

1 like: Hedgehawk

Majoras End 19 hrs ago

Ten bucks the appocalypse happens next year.

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, Crystal Amalgam, RougeRogue

Shadow Dragon 19 hrs ago

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3 likes: Sanguine Rose, Littleone17, Rina Daltis

Jerkchicken 19 hrs ago

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1 like: Rina Daltis

Andromeda09 19 hrs ago

is it just me or is life getting terrifying each and every fucking day?

1 like: Majoras End

DeadDrop 20 hrs ago

Where's my cool text gang at.

2 likes: GeneralOrgana, Shadow Dragon

moonbeam 20 hrs ago

I'm still figuring things out. A newbie here! Anyone out there who I can be friends with? 🥺

9 likes: Jerkchicken, TheHangedMan, Dagger, Hedgehawk, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, Crystal Amalgam, Squirrel98, Shadow Dragon

Andromeda09 20 hrs ago

Been 2 years, huh? Again.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Crystal Amalgam 21 hrs ago

Today I interviewed a Very Secret Organization. All questions I asked were left unanswered in the premise that "We can't tell you, it's a secret". How fascinating.

1 like: vancexentan

Ghost Note 21 hrs ago

Wow, some people still overuse cooltext.com lol

Xaltwind 22 hrs ago

Kids swarmed the store as expected, good thing my shift was over just as the bulk of 'em showed up...

Andreyich 22 hrs ago

Just came back from a riot. Burned down a target and fought several policemen. So anyway, who's this George Floyd fellow I keep hearing about?

RougeRogue 23 hrs ago

Nah its dead... but its friend mr wasp is now dive bombing my door and scared me half to death

The Elvenqueen 23 hrs ago

*shakes the brain bush until the words fall out* I need to poooosttt c'monnn :(

Crab Bane 23 hrs ago

Your phone? I can assure you, it's not dead. The most effective way to take kill a spider is with a hand grenade.

2 likes: Ladypug, RougeRogue

RougeRogue 23 hrs ago

I just killed a spider with my phone...

1 like: Crimson Flame

AlternateMan 1 day ago

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon

Catharyn 1 day ago

First interest check up in 3 years! We're back in business peopleee

1 like: Andromedai

dhawan 1 day ago

my only experiences with cryptids are catching glimpses of myself in the reflection of the window at 3am

4 likes: Kuro, PaulHaynek, Cleverbird, Crystal Amalgam

Penny 1 day ago

I've seen more than my share of corpses in my lifetime and I've never seen anything to make me believe in the supernatural. I would like to compile a chronicle of supernatural lore though.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, HomeBound

Crab Bane 1 day ago

@Cleverbird- Yes. Though give me an anvil elf with toned thighs and ass over a tiddy monster elf.

SaltySauce 1 day ago

Dm me for Rick and Morty RP babes

Cleverbird 1 day ago

@Naw & Crab Bane: i.imgur.com/RwVCPNH.jpg

2 likes: Crab Bane, Penny

Naw 1 day ago

@Crab Bane i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images…

1 like: Crab Bane

Crab Bane 1 day ago

Unpopular opinion: cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

Happened much more frequently when I was a kid, but nowhere near as strong. Nowadays I dont get them as much , but when I do OH BOY that shit sends a chill down my spine.

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

While I believe I've seen a ghost in childhood, and I found a many legged eel-like creature in a creek once, nothing exciting when it comes to cryptids even if it's an area I used to study.

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

When I say that, I mean like things will line up in such a way that itll be something I swear I saw in a dream within the last couple month or so.

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

While I cant say that I recall any paranormal encounters, I've had multiple experiences where I might just be minding my own business only to be hit with some next level Deja Vu.

Zoey Boey 1 day ago

there's a mosquito in my room and it's going to bite me 15 times but there's not really much i can do about it.

3 likes: AngelBites15, PaulHaynek, blindwoofer

BenG85 1 day ago

I need some time, I'll respond to people when I come back, few days probably.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Andreyich 1 day ago

Yeah I've dealt with a lot of spirits; brandy, gin, rum, and many more

11 likes: Heat, Lord Wraith, Chai, Crab Bane, Dagger, pugbutter, POOHEAD189, Ibzan, Yankee, Roach, Hyde

Ophidian 1 day ago

Yes. It was compelling enough for me to abandon fourteen years of atheism and go pagan. I don't expect anyone who didn't experience the same to believe me, mind.

4 likes: Sanguine Rose, Yankee, Roach, Hyde

Yankee 1 day ago

Maybe. Can't exactly prove it. Some paranormal experiences, perhaps ghosts, and... My family has a *thing* with aliens...

4 likes: Ophidian, Guy0fV4lor, Littleone17, Hyde

Crab Bane 1 day ago

I'm legitimately curious about something. Has anyone on the forum had encounters with aliens, cryptids, spirits, etc.?

7 likes: Ophidian, Sanguine Rose, Guy0fV4lor, Yankee, Littleone17, Hyde, blindwoofer

Ophidian 1 day ago

Fun fact: During ye olden days they were fond of putting animals on trial. There's a tale about a lawyer getting a bunch of rats off on a technicality. Just sayin-"Lord of Rats" is a *great* title.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

It's deeply disturbing to me to see that comment. Why basic human rights should even be a political issue, that is

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Not to get political but I think basic human rights are a good thing.

7 likes: Heat, Undead Eyes, Dinh AaronMk, Ophidian, Mao Mao, headintheclouds, Hyde

Crab Bane 1 day ago

Update: sirens went past. Seems it was gunshots after all.

2 likes: Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

I have to go get interviewed at 10am and give them my entire chat history off discord with the guy in the morning.

Crab Bane 1 day ago

Not sure if those are fireworks or gunshots. Given my neighborhood at this time of year, that's about a 50/50.

3 likes: Crobot, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Sharidi37495 1 day ago

UnOrdinary anyone? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

dhawan 1 day ago

wilberforce comes from my town which is pretty cool

2 likes: Ophidian, POOHEAD189

Crobot 1 day ago

Careful! Pigs have sensitive skin. Oink oink.

3 likes: Chai, canaryrose, dhawan

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

Detective is calling me here in a few minutes about the murders. Guh.

Ambra 1 day ago

That's a yikes from me dawg

Ambra 1 day ago

They make EVERY canon character transgender/asexual/transexual/etc. Like, I get you want to push diversity, but when you go on to say that Big Max looked really comfortable in a dress in one episode..

Ambra 1 day ago

I love this artist on DA that draws MLP art. I don't like MLP, but the lore and art they make is great. But unfortunately I'm tempted to unwatch them.

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

*clears throat* No u

Andreyich 1 day ago

I don't need support from a pussy ass bitch lol

1 like: Crobot

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

Wait fuck I didnt mean to like that! Consider my support of that statement R E C I N D E D

1 like: BangoSkank

BangoSkank 1 day ago

Blindwoofer, You, I like you. thumbs.gfycat.com/Infantile…

1 like: blindwoofer

blindwoofer 1 day ago

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

4 likes: Ophidian, BangoSkank, honorandpride, Exif

Bee 1 day ago

I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can't write!

1 like: metanoia

Penny 1 day ago

This is what I get for meddling with Wilberforces I cannot control...

2 likes: Ophidian, BangoSkank

Ophidian 1 day ago

Penny, you might enjoy King Leopold's Ghost. It seems like a book that might be up your alley. Though it can be somewhat uhm, graphic at times.

1 like: Penny

BangoSkank 1 day ago

Actually about William Wilberforce: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazi…

Penny 1 day ago

I'm sorry I actually meant William Wilberforce who actively campaigned to end the slave trade. I'm sure Sam was cool also.

3 likes: Ophidian, POOHEAD189, BangoSkank

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Which is good bc it shows humans learn to be better. (I will halt spamming now. Sorry everyone!)

3 likes: Ophidian, BangoSkank, rebornfan320

SporkoBug 1 day ago

If I could stop getting so stressed from work that I end up vomiting that would be amazing.

3 likes: vancexentan, BangoSkank, Sanguine Rose

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

The reason people dont own slaves today isn't because we were born with moral good in our DNA unlike the Vikings/southerners/ummayid siltanate, but because we were raised by a society that detests it

3 likes: BangoSkank, Crimson Paladin, Guy0fV4lor

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Wilberforce could see slavery was an abomination because slavery was abolished during his young adult years in 1833.

Ophidian 1 day ago

“...not all monsters go away with time. In fact, some don't leave you at all - they wait. They're a patient lot.”

2 likes: Majoras End, BangoSkank