Latest 100 Statuses
*thinking how like, the 'Hawkeye' Disney+ series had that "Avengers: The Musical" spoof; once the X-Men get into the MCU, I wanna' see an "X-Men: On Ice" spoof*
It boggles my mind that any human beings actually found 2 Broke Girls entertaining.
1 like:
Master EffeX
Everyone is excited about Mahz' return, but I'm still waiting on Stein's return.
Exhausted. Been a long work week, but I got some writing done, and I'm down a new RP path.
2 likes:
Mahz,
Master EffeX
table backgrounds are now fixed again thx mahz 🫶
2 likes:
Mahz,
Dixie Fiend
The PW is finally dead, long live the PW
1 like:
Mahz
Mahz haz returned! The zecond coming iz upon uz!
4 likes:
Yevin,
Dark Cloud,
EchosOfTheVoid,
Vampiretwilight
Mahz is back?? omg.... I thought I was having a headache dream, but its' true?! Start the fanfare! He finally returns! :D
4 likes:
Mahz,
Dark Cloud,
Candlelitsoul,
TengenUzui96
theater kids make scenes, don't cloud your crown dark 😎
1 like:
Dark Cloud
well i think you made up a person to be mad at and then confused that person with me
2 likes:
Salsa Verde,
Kuro
[@Dark Cloud] out of the two of us you are the only one who is actually mad right now
2 likes:
Salsa Verde,
Kuro
Oh sweet! I just saw that we can change our own usernames now! Thank you, site staff!
10 likes:
Mahz,
metanoia,
Kassarock,
Dixie Fiend,
Kuro,
Dark Cloud,
nodogs,
EchosOfTheVoid,
Vampiretwilight,
TengenUzui96
Exciting times here at the RPG
5 likes:
Dixie Fiend,
Kuro,
Ambra,
Shu,
TengenUzui96
If you're going to pop by my profile, at least leave a snarky comment. Or a snack. Or a meme. Really, any of those work.
2 likes:
Dixie Fiend,
Dark Cloud
Oh boo hoo boo hoo the table code looks bad, boo hoo hoo. Pfft, at least the site hasn't fucking crashed.
2 likes:
EchosOfTheVoid,
Shu
@Ambra Would you believe me if I told you they’ve already started rolling out? =)
10 likes:
metanoia,
Mae,
Kuro,
Dark Cloud,
Ambra,
Fetzen,
EchosOfTheVoid,
blindwoofer,
Hohum,
TengenUzui96
Big Thank you to Mahz for having us on his site, we always ought to remember how much time we spend here and not possible if not for him. Thank you :)
5 likes:
MurderVictim,
Dixie Fiend,
Dark Cloud,
EchosOfTheVoid,
TengenUzui96
Y’all act like this site is a broken mess when it’s still better designed than any government website I’ve ever seen
13 likes:
metanoia,
MurderVictim,
Gareth,
Dixie Fiend,
Dark Cloud,
Fetzen,
Majoras End,
nodogs,
EchosOfTheVoid,
Yankee,
Shu,
Big McLargehuge,
TengenUzui96
I don't want to be pessimistic but I'll believe in the site upgrade when I see it
1 like:
Shu
What's with the weird blue ad at the top of the page?
feel like i did something wrong and i do not even know what i did
tables in bios r already broken oh lord
1 like:
Salsa Verde
feeling very confused
Users who write their responses/sheets in the text body on the site deserve to lose them.
2 likes:
metanoia,
nodogs
More forest fires eh?
my province is burning yeesh
Avatar update felt appropriate for the month.
The Hugest dinosaur?
In other news, it is Jurassic June, my dudes. Think I'll change my avatar to fit that theme for the month.
2 likes:
Dixie Fiend,
TengenUzui96
aw hey mahz, we thought you were dead
Ah, this was why the fellow was gone so long. crap, he went out again.
I WISH I HAD SHROOMS RN
No, buddy, it's just you. Go back to your magic mushrooms.
@nodogs no he's just a figment of your imagination lol
IM HIGH AS HELL RN EVERYONE CAN SEE MAHZ RIGHT
3 likes:
MurderVictim,
Kassarock,
Kuro
I say! Do mine eyes deceive? Hath our lord liege returned from campaign at last?
4 likes:
Hank,
Yevin,
MurderVictim,
Kuro
@Mahz I've missed you. Would you like to date?
2 likes:
Dixie Fiend,
canaryrose
Mahz finally picked up the milk.
5 likes:
Hank,
Yevin,
MurderVictim,
Dagger,
Kuro
...dad?
8 likes:
Hank,
MurderVictim,
Kassarock,
vietmyke,
Dagger,
Dixie Fiend,
Kuro,
Lord Orgasmo
So it begins.
2 likes:
Hank,
Kassarock
Is Mahz actually updating the server? 🤔
2 likes:
Kassarock,
Kuro
The Batman is on Netflix. Hands down the best Batman cartoon I've seen.
1 like:
Crimson Flame
I'm working on experimental server changes. Email mahz@roleplayerguild.com if you're having problems.
16 likes:
Hank,
Yevin,
metanoia,
MurderVictim,
Crimson Flame,
Kassarock,
Exit,
Calle,
Dagger,
Kuro,
Dark Cloud,
Carbonatter,
nodogs,
Star Cat,
Hohum,
TengenUzui96
Jonisca you left the movie theater?
I don't think he's that much of a Mahzochist. :P
1 like:
Emeth
Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!
4 likes:
Yevin,
Exit,
Carbonatter,
Shu
The very person you want to avoid turns out to be the very person sitting next to you in cinema. 'Tis a lovely day.
Now that song is stuck in my head again. Oh well, at least it's Bad Apple.
Re: Updates—There may or may not be some movement on the Guild’s GitHub ^_^. More importantly @Big McLargehuge, nice Bad Apple reference.
3 likes:
Hank,
Calle,
Kuro
Welp it's pride month can't be straight anymore. (It's a joke lol, don't be offended.)
If I find a way to change, if I step into the light/Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white
Seconding this. vv
If Mahz is back does this mean we will finally get some updates to the sites codebase?
3 likes:
Dagger,
Jonisca,
Kuro
Better than milk. He brought ice cream.
4 likes:
Kuro,
HaleyTheRandom,
headintheclouds,
WolfLover
Happy first day of Pride! It's about to get a whole lot more gay on this end <3
2 likes:
Kuro,
spooky senpai
Haven't gotten full page ads yet today! Appreciate your work on it, y'all.
1 like:
TengenUzui96
No. 😭 He tossed us a few cigarettes and said good luck.
4 likes:
Yevin,
Dixie Fiend,
Kuro,
Sir Lucario
Did he at least bring back the milk?
3 likes:
Yevin,
HaleyTheRandom,
BaileyBlue302
I dunno rn. Time to go play payday 2 or smth, (Friend me on the PS4, MadMax3769)
Yeah, that sounds like dad alright.
1 like:
Yevin
Mahz returned, said nothing, removed Hank as an admin, and left. Absolute legend tbh
4 likes:
Hank,
Yevin,
Kassarock,
Dixie Fiend
New writing contest \o/ Let's see what stories you can come up with about Royalty.
1 like:
HaleyTheRandom
Really? Amahzing!
2 likes:
Kuro,
Periodity
Oh shit Mahz is back :O
7 likes:
Mahz,
Dagger,
Jonisca,
Kuro,
NuttsnBolts,
HaleyTheRandom,
EchosOfTheVoid
Hey guys,Alty here, would not recommend touching grass
1 like:
blindwoofer
I've never seen an ad here, ever.
1 like:
blindwoofer
Got a full page ad as well 🫠😭
Full page ads still ain't gone on my end.
1 like:
ProxyInc
Howdyy
1 like:
POOHEAD189
Full-page ads should be resolved. Please let me know if you see them again.
15 likes:
Mahz,
ProxyInc,
Dagger,
Venus,
Dark Cloud,
HaleyTheRandom,
Fetzen,
AlternateMan,
Mangrale,
headintheclouds,
HockeyNut,
Vampiretwilight,
SporkoBug,
Shu,
TengenUzui96
I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
5 likes:
Dixie Fiend,
POOHEAD189,
AlternateMan,
SporkoBug,
blindwoofer
RPG, I'm already on Instagram. It's already rotting my brain. Advertise a new app pls and thx.
Goddammit, Clukay, come home!
Perhaps I should open my 1x1 again.
2 likes:
SporkoBug,
BaileyBlue302
What's a girl gotta do to acquire a bowl that looks like spaghetti, to eat spaghetti in.
1 like:
Shu
It's Pride Month! Time to make it my entire personality! (Not really ahaha) I think I need more Queer Roleplays.
5 likes:
Crimson Flame,
Dagger,
EchosOfTheVoid,
Shu,
Sorin
Помните, никакого русского.
Time to sleep and heal
1 like:
Shu
A wise man once said. "I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG." But the question is do I need an ammo bag or a medic bag?
2 likes:
Overlord Thraka,
BaileyBlue302
Pffft. Do I have to make one *myself*? At *miiiiiidnight*?!
2 likes:
Mae,
Mangrale
What does a girl have to do to get a good mecha RP
What does a girl have to do to get a good mecha RP
Melting simply laying in my bed rn.
@Pilatus– So you're saying you're never gonna give us up? Never gonna let us down? Never gonna run around and desert us?
1 like:
Candlelitsoul
I'll never quit this hell site.
4 likes:
Yevin,
Dagger,
Dixie Fiend,
Jonisca
Y'all ever hear of this guy called kero the wolf. ._.
We can have pets.
As long as they don't fuck them.
9 likes:
Psyker Landshark,
Dagger,
Dixie Fiend,
Jonisca,
Pilatus,
Big McLargehuge,
Ice Reaver,
BaileyBlue302,
Twisted Mind
thoughts on furries having pets?
Someone gave me a beer bottle today but it was filled with ginger ale.
Imagine ad block fr lol (I don't have ad block!)
Apologies. The oven seems to have broken at this time. We are currently out of stock in the cheesecake department. Delays have occurred. Unsure when problems will be fixed.
1 like:
BaileyBlue302
Darn it! It appears that my ad block isn't stopping the ads. Anyone else having this issue?
My dog is on the waitlist for the vet. Here's to hoping we can get him in soon.
1 like:
Hohum
Do you ever try to go to sleep and then Payday 2 Cloaker sound effect plays in your head?
The journey of me trying to belittle ancient human intelligence revealed the gathered wisdom of humanity and the lack of said wisdom within my head
1 like:
TengenUzui96
yonce all on his mouth like liquor
Praise be to Cappy!
I'm just gonna listen to heist tracks (Payday 2 moment fr) and figure out what RP to join.
1 like:
Mae
As fast as my salary comes in, I can clearly see the wings of those dollar notes flapping steadily as they immediately see themselves out of my wallet T.T
2 likes:
Yevin,
Mae