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KingOfTheSkies 13 min ago

74. My thief's battle cry is not "Run And Live"

The Templar 15 min ago

@Penny Oh please, those guys are p*****s, I’m running as an independent.

Penny 1 hr ago

So your running as a mainstream republican, got it

2 likes: Ladypug, Sanguine Rose

The Templar 1 hr ago

I’m running for the 2020 presidential bid. My big pitches; expunge all non-Christian faiths from the US and launch nuclear attacks on Iraq, Syria, Libya, Egypt, Lebanon, and Turkey. #VoteTEMP

Ambra 1 hr ago

three mans are the fuckin worst

Blitz 2 hrs ago

I've been pouring my creamer into my coffee without stirring it, and I continue to be amazed as the coffee turns from black to white the more I sip it down

1 like: Malice

rebornfan320 3 hrs ago

@headintheclouds] Aww I'm sorry...Mine passed away coming home from school when it was in the morning. I'm still lost without her at times as I'm not over it.

1 like: QueenOfTheLand

Light the Dark 3 hrs ago

Happy birthday to me... I'm 30 now - I feel old haha 😅

4 likes: Mahz, QueenOfTheLand, Ejected, Sanguine Rose

headintheclouds 3 hrs ago

My cat passed away in my hands this morning and I feel lost.

5 likes: Mahz, QueenOfTheLand, The Fated Fallen, Ejected, rebornfan320

Spambot 3 hrs ago

It was option 2. It then pretty much fell away like empty hope often does. This is random, I know - but if you're the one I'm addressing, you know what I'm replying to.

lostnotfound 3 hrs ago

No bad head today but feel like I need to nap after work today :(

Ruler Inc 4 hrs ago

Also by like June I'm going to unveil a new RP. The hint is that it's in the Future Projects section of my profile.

2 likes: rebornfan320, Cleverbird

Ruler Inc 4 hrs ago

Mystery Skull's new album is the shit. Worth the preorder.

1 like: Angel Vicky

Nikki Moonlight 5 hrs ago

Up at an ungodly hour for me once again so I can go in to see a would-be employer...Wish me luck y'all!

6 likes: XAnth, The Fated Fallen, Claw2k11, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Vampiretwilight

SlayyyGirl 6 hrs ago

there's a snake in my boot

1 like: rebornfan320

NuttsnBolts 6 hrs ago

Gotta laugh... Commas, they can change an entire sentence if used well. xD

3 likes: QueenOfTheLand, Dirty Pretty Lies, Sanguine Rose

Odin 7 hrs ago

Yeah, FUCK them KIDS.

1 like: NuttsnBolts

Hellion 7 hrs ago

Someone told me "You don't have kids so you shouldn't be tired." LMAO...girl, fuck you and your kids.

6 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, NuttsnBolts, HaleyTheRandom, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Tim

Cleverbird 11 hrs ago

See you space cowboy...

7 likes: Altered Tundra, Ruby, KingOfTheSkies, Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, Canidae

PrincessVampora 11 hrs ago

Good night all!

Skwint 12 hrs ago

Finally found another job. I thought that this fact would make me feel a bit less depressed. I was incorrect.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Scrub Mage 12 hrs ago

Lycanthropic Manic Cycles

1 like: Inkarnate

marooncats 13 hrs ago

yee yee, folks, yee yee

Mangrale 14 hrs ago

Yeah, my computer is some kind of piece of crap, all right. Still, it's not too far gone that I can't play catchup as best I can.

1 like: Claw2k11

Anime_Freak 14 hrs ago

I just went back and read some of my oldest posts and.... I can feel my body trying to invert in on itself....

13 likes: Altered Tundra, DestinyStar, Joshua Tamashii, Nemaisare, Smystar99, XAnth, Delta44, Malice, Claw2k11, Dirty Pretty Lies, PaulHaynek, Ladypug, rebornfan320

Static 14 hrs ago

Bought my wedding dress! I can't wait to put it on. Too excited for sleep.

9 likes: DestinyStar, Ruby, Scrub Mage, Smystar99, XAnth, Delta44, Claw2k11, Dirty Pretty Lies, POOHEAD189

Daxam 14 hrs ago

Say what you will about One Punch Man's second season and/or Genos' weirdly CG arms: that intro song's not half bad

rebornfan320 14 hrs ago

@Candlelitsoul] Same I get that feeling internally most of the time.

Altered Tundra 15 hrs ago

Feeling cute, might write a post later idk

8 likes: DestinyStar, MissCapnCrunch, Smystar99, nachonacho, Delta44, Dirty Pretty Lies, Plank Sinatra, POOHEAD189

Jasonvoorhees 15 hrs ago

Mia :*dies?*. Jack baker : “welcome to the family son.” *punch*. Lucas : “no dad not again !?” Jack: “boy’s gotta eat his supper!” Margretta “ HE’S NOT EATING IT JACK !!” *loud yells and curses*

Candlelitsoul 15 hrs ago

When you try to do something to bolster your esteem and get nothing but crap for it. These are the days I wished I'd just died when I was born. What's the use when you're a walking disappointment?

1 like: rebornfan320

AXIS 16 hrs ago

That moment when you keep refreshing your subs even though there is nothing going on because you want something to happen

9 likes: Altered Tundra, KrystalKleo, Nemaisare, XAnth, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Candlelitsoul, ScreenAcne, rebornfan320

QueenOfTheLand 17 hrs ago

h e r e c o m e s f l a m e b o i

3 likes: Mistiel, rebornfan320, Uncle Spanky

DestinyStar 17 hrs ago

It will be okay. Breathe. It will all be okay in time...

4 likes: Smystar99, HaleyTheRandom, rebornfan320, PrincessVampora

Letmehaveone2 17 hrs ago

discord.gg/gu6u7tA if anyone's interested in crossovers

Obscene Symphony 19 hrs ago

I'm a simple rper. I see something with "wolves" in the title, I click.

4 likes: XAnth, Malice, Arista, PrincessVampora

SlayyyGirl 20 hrs ago

oH he oN xGaMEs mOde

1 like: Mara

KingOfTheSkies 20 hrs ago

If we get one goofy weapon in Iceborne, I hope it's this one. monsterhunter.fandom.com/wi…

2 likes: QueenOfTheLand, Ladypug

Mara 20 hrs ago

might fuck around and ✊🏻✊🏻 have a mental breakdown

5 likes: Smystar99, Inuyasha, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Machete Panda

Its Elven 21 hrs ago

Lots of traveling this week and last week. Sorry for lack of replies. Hopefully back in action soon!

Dinh AaronMk 21 hrs ago

Tienanmen Square, 1989.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Jolteon

Smystar99 21 hrs ago

Cracked the edge of my phone working out, woot!

1 like: POOHEAD189

Vampiretwilight 21 hrs ago

i was nursing a headache all day today, a migraine to be specific. managed to feel better a short time ago. ugh. :(

BleedingLover 21 hrs ago

Computer blue screened on me last night 🙄 Unsure when I’ll be able to get it fixed. Hopefully soon. Sorry to all of those waiting on me.

rebornfan320 21 hrs ago

Sometimes I wonder if bad luck is like a curse. Sticking to you no matter what you do...

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Mistiel 22 hrs ago

Hoverboarders who ride down the center line of a busy two lane arterial 5mph under the speed of traffic need to be run over hard and painfully. -,-

2 likes: KingOfTheSkies, Sanguine Rose

Strange Rodent 22 hrs ago

note for my rp members and fellow players. I'm heading to China and I'm not sure whether or not this site is blocked, so replies may be up to a week away

2 likes: MissCapnCrunch, Mistiel

Obscene Symphony 22 hrs ago

@Queen rude, don't erase me

1 like: QueenOfTheLand

QueenOfTheLand 22 hrs ago

Where's the button to erase everyone except myself and the ones I love and care for from existence?

1 like: rebornfan320

Sanguine Rose 22 hrs ago

Welp, spent most of today remembering, and being disappointed by the fact, today is Thursday not Friday. I'll hopefully finish responding to everyone when I get home.

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, Greenie, Mistiel, rebornfan320

Lord-Of-Frozen-Flame 23 hrs ago

Will respond to all rps in an a couple hrs

lostnotfound 23 hrs ago

Hate it. Hate how alcohol is literally my best-friend but it gets me emotional & real <3 happy birthday to me :)

2 likes: rebornfan320, PrincessVampora

headintheclouds 23 hrs ago

The flu gave me a sinus infection! I'm loving it!

prettyskeleton 23 hrs ago

Off of work ‘til Tuesday now — let’s get some roleplays going!

3 likes: Altered Tundra, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Nikki Moonlight 1 day ago

Adulting again. Responses will be slow until I finish this up.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

KingOfTheSkies 1 day ago

73. Not allowed to name my cudgel Ceremonial Whoopass Stick.

2 likes: XAnth, QueenOfTheLand

Cleverbird 1 day ago

Wop wop wop?

AtomicNut 1 day ago

If I could pick a medieval weapon for a fantasy rp, I think i would go with a flamethrower.

2 likes: Mistiel, La Fleur

Sanguine Rose 1 day ago

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7 likes: XAnth, HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, Nikki Moonlight, Skwint, rebornfan320, PrincessVampora

EntertainMe 1 day ago

Today begins a day of birthday travels! I can’t promise I’ll be on, and if I’m on it’s only to read not respond. Be back Monday! 👍😃

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, PrincessVampora

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

yes?

Odin 1 day ago

1 like: Lord Wraith

The Templar 1 day ago

Hey, @Clever Bird, @GhostMami, @Sanguine Rose... Wop Wop Wop Wop! LEMME SEE YOU WOP! WOP-WOP-WOP

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Sanguine Rose

GhostMami 1 day ago

"Everybody has a secret, real pain that they all conceal. Maybe mine is contagious, with time it can make you feel." BO

1 like: rebornfan320

Sanguine Rose 1 day ago

Thank goodness my boss is out today. I haven't been able to focus at work all week...so I'll probably be making posts while continuing to fake working.

2 likes: Squirrel98, PrincessVampora

Cleverbird 1 day ago

Whoo! My Skydoll Decade book came in today ♥

Cleverbird 1 day ago

There's no such thing as stealing in the military. They call it tactically acquiring.

5 likes: Altered Tundra, Torack, The Elvenqueen, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose

Allycat 1 day ago

Oh BOY does it feel good to finally get that roleplay up. Three weeks of work is DONE!! ʕ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ

3 likes: Altered Tundra, Hazard Bits, Cleverbird

Aeonumbra 1 day ago

Back from the dead, with a project in the works. Stay tuned.

prettyskeleton 1 day ago

Someone play with me! :(

4 likes: King Tai, Candlelitsoul, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Kuro 1 day ago

I'm still looking for players! -- roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: rebornfan320

Cleverbird 1 day ago

Dehydration headaches suck donkey ass.

1 like: Pumpkinjaw

BlackDragonSol 1 day ago

PSA: Phantom Thieves Spirit in Sma5h isn't worth it, more here: cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

DrakeEricsen 1 day ago

Let's do it, MissCapnCrunch! Wait... did that sound wrong?

5 likes: Altered Tundra, MissCapnCrunch, ShadowVentus, Ladypug, rebornfan320

Unyaa 1 day ago

Jahovakin: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Paarthurnax?

5 likes: Apollosarcher, POOHEAD189, Pilatus, Mistiel, rebornfan320

gorgenmast 1 day ago

"boo-kah-kay" < "buh-cake"

KingOfTheSkies 1 day ago

WHY IS THIS FOX SO GODDAMN CUTE?! cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

Passed my 5th and final midterm with a 97 out of 100. :)

12 likes: Hank, Altered Tundra, Hekazu, Torack, Smystar99, Obscene Symphony, AllOurPrettySongs, BlackDragonSol, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, Mistiel, rebornfan320

AllOurPrettySongs 1 day ago

Sometimes I think Aus is normal enough and then election time comes around and there’s politicians saying shit like ‘give ‘em a thong slap!!!’ about people who don’t agree with their policies

1 like: Obscene Symphony

BlackDragonSol 1 day ago

Nintendo's servers look like they got the most painful supository pill in form of a big, huge, crash which they're spending a half hour (and likely more) past their planned fix time. This is fine.

3 likes: Mistiel, headintheclouds, rebornfan320

DocRock 1 day ago

My sense of time is literally non-existant. I feel like I'm gonna probably get violently sick and I hate it. If I owe someone something, feel free to ping me on Discord.

1 like: Ladypug

SlayyyGirl 1 day ago

lol in history my teacher went "thats what never changes" and some kid in the back shouted "spaghetti-o's"

1 like: PrincessVampora

vancexentan 1 day ago

Fucking pissed. I bought stellaris on xbox and I can't even fucking playing it properly because the aspect ratio is just off enough to cut off the resources and I can't fix it.

1 like: Mistiel

CAS1006 1 day ago

Finished .Hack// Roots. The Feels are hard, I want to pour one out for my homeboy Tanuki Phyllo. May he rest in peace.

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

A man thinks a girl should treat her family to some pulled pork with some salt and peppa.

5 likes: MissCapnCrunch, Obscene Symphony, Mistiel, rebornfan320, Blushing

Lord Wraith 1 day ago

So I can finally send my own regards?

2 likes: MissCapnCrunch, SlayyyGirl

TootsiePop 2 days ago

A girl must find time, and the means, to watch the new episode.

7 likes: Moro, Altered Tundra, MissCapnCrunch, Kuro, Plank Sinatra, Mistiel, SlayyyGirl

Kuro 2 days ago

@CapnCrunch But will -there- be elephants?

1 like: MissCapnCrunch

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

overslept this morning. bad start to an almost completely bad day.

4 likes: QueenOfTheLand, rebornfan320, SlayyyGirl, PrincessVampora

TootsiePop 2 days ago

@Capn Will there be elephants?

1 like: Kuro

Sanguine Rose 2 days ago

No posts tonight. Sorry, not sorry. Sleep and OT overruled my ability to respond to anyone.

1 like: Nikki Moonlight

Blushing 2 days ago

Why is it such an issue that people don't like playing male roles, get over it and find someone else. I like playing girls, don't try to guilt me into a role I won't enjoy. (:

11 likes: Altered Tundra, KrystalKleo, Animal, Voltus_Ventus, XAnth, QueenOfTheLand, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, Penny, Sanguine Rose, Vyce

Dealdric 2 days ago

*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

Hillan 2 days ago

Why do cops hate redneck murder cases? No dental records and all the DNA matches.

15 likes: Mortimer, Heat, Static, Voltus_Ventus, XAnth, QueenOfTheLand, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Mistiel, Dealdric, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, PrinceAlexus, Sarek, Liv

Uncle Spanky 2 days ago

Enlist now to destroy these degenerates cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

1 like: QueenOfTheLand

Nikki Moonlight 2 days ago

To my partners: Adulting at the moment- AKA looking for jobs. Need to save up and get out of this place by August. Responses will be slow. Thank you for understanding :)

2 likes: Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320

Coltshan 2 days ago

Always looking for new rp partners, feel free to pm me.

1 like: rebornfan320

KingOfTheSkies 2 days ago

So I read all nine volumes of the Slime manga (in my library system) in less than 24 hours. I can't remember the last time a manga series made me do that.

1 like: QueenOfTheLand

Shandria 2 days ago

Long morning, responding tonight when I'm able.

BlackDragonSol 2 days ago

[JOKER HYPE INCREASES.]

1 like: rebornfan320