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DestinyStar 7 min ago

Why can't I ever do anything right...?

Ambra 8 min ago

Check out my 1x1 check! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Jett Ryu 8 min ago

Keep circulating the tapes.

Uncle Spanky 19 min ago

*screaming*

Rain 40 min ago

"What a thrill, with the Darkness and Silence through the night"

1 like: ConnorRK800

Todd Howard 1 hr ago

I'm on a ladder, and I'm scaling higher atm may arrive on roof soon

Phantomlink959 1 hr ago

How high are you right now? (Inb4 "no, it's hi. How are you?")

JunkMail 1 hr ago

If your astral sign is asparagus don't event talk to me because I'm a Capri Sun and we are not compatible.

1 like: ConnorRK800

ConnorRK800 1 hr ago

Roger Taylor locked himself in the cupboards and refused to get out until Freddie agreed to put "I'm in love with my car" on the B side of Bohemian Rhapsody (A night at the opera)..byootiful.

Odin 1 hr ago

motherfu.....ing sn..kes on this m......fu....ing pl...ne!

5 likes: Jett Ryu, Sola, rebornfan320, ConnorRK800, Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 1 hr ago

I have had it with these motherfu....g snakes on this motherfu...g plane!!!! Lol

2 likes: Jett Ryu, rebornfan320

Jett Ryu 2 hrs ago

"Watch out for snakes!"

Rosenrot 2 hrs ago

"Have a kid, they'll bring joy into your life!" They said; joke's on them, though, 'cause I couldn't have one if I wanted to, which I Do Not. :)

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320

Rawk 2 hrs ago

"Have a kid, they'll bring joy into your life!" They said. So, ten years, three girls, a dog, and two birds later, I'm still waiting :)

5 likes: Jett Ryu, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320, Darth Shadow, wrecca

rebornfan320 2 hrs ago

CJ Truth upset over Tokido! Mind blown!

Todd Howard 2 hrs ago

DAISAN NO BAKUDAN「BITES ZA DUSTO」

1 like: ConnorRK800

GarlandDaHero 2 hrs ago

Pro Tip: Don't talk to me about what's "meta" in one of my favorite games unless you want me to get very angry.

Rosenrot 2 hrs ago

If I could stop spending so much time looking for & listening to new music, I might actually, y'know, do something with my life.

4 likes: POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Darth Shadow

ZAVAZggg 2 hrs ago

♑♋♌

rebornfan320 2 hrs ago

Red Bull Conquest - CPT 2018 Day 3. Top 8 now

ScreenAcne 2 hrs ago

"fight me" = Intergalatic message to the unknown xenos far away by the United Terran Empire.

1 like: Darth Shadow

ZAVAZggg 3 hrs ago

Viewing the timelines.

LetMeDoStuff 3 hrs ago

Apparently you can't default dance in a baptism service. But I say, where's the written law?

3 likes: ScreenAcne, Uncle Spanky, thedman

Obscene Symphony 3 hrs ago

oh man i'm really feeling those 4 hours of sleep

2 likes: Hero, Todd Howard

Jett Ryu 4 hrs ago

MST3K Turkey Day Marathon is streaming on YouTube right now.

Todd Howard 4 hrs ago

lol he got banned

GarlandDaHero 4 hrs ago

Waiting for a message from bae be like i.imgur.com/NmZvMI5.jpg

2 likes: ScreenAcne, rebornfan320

ZAVAZggg 5 hrs ago

Wandering the timelines.

Phantomlink959 5 hrs ago

Sent a PM to a mod about it because I honestly have no idea what the procedure for getting a user un-banned is.

Phantomlink959 5 hrs ago

I referred a user over to the guild last night but they were dumb and I'm like 90% certain they got flagged as a spam bot :|

3 likes: Jett Ryu, Ammokkx, Hey Im Jordan

AlternateMan 5 hrs ago

FORWARD UNTO MEME

1 like: Obscene Symphony

Jett Ryu 5 hrs ago

@sukiyo— 1×1 section, bruh. Yaoi, yuri, whatever your poison, you can find it. 👌

3 likes: GarlandDaHero, ScreenAcne, PrinceAlexus

Vampiretwilight 5 hrs ago

New group rp. Post if interested: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

ItMeGritty 6 hrs ago

Gritty's message of the day: Seize the memes of production.

1 like: Obscene Symphony

sukiyo 6 hrs ago

Still slow replies but does anyone know where all the MxM roleplayers hang out? Asking for a friend and the friend is me.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

AlternateMan 8 hrs ago

Someone named their wifi network "Girls&Panzer!" and I don't know what to feel about it

5 likes: Jett Ryu, Obscene Symphony, Ammokkx, PrinceAlexus, Harlequ

Odin 9 hrs ago

bro has his weed blog link in the signature too lmao RISE AND GRIND

1 like: PrinceAlexus

Dinh AaronMk 10 hrs ago

The Lenin Boys had a e s t h e t i c cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

Jett Ryu 10 hrs ago

Why does my brain save the weirdest, most messed up dreams for when I have a lot on my mind?

3 likes: GarlandDaHero, Ladypug, Vampiretwilight

Cu Chulainn 10 hrs ago

Eternally sadboi

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Harlequ

Blind Bandit 11 hrs ago

Me to my wife: "Will me talking on the phone bother you while you're reading?" Wife: "No, as long as you don't talk to me." Lmao

5 likes: Altered Tundra, Todd Howard, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, Sanguine Rose

DemonMiyu 11 hrs ago

I am returned to the land of make believe. Hello, everyone! I AM SLEEP DEPRIVED!

4 likes: Todd Howard, Claw2k11, CommisarJhon, Harlequ

Todd Howard 11 hrs ago

I was taking out the trash and there's a goddamn small army of raccoons out there. Garbage can wait until the sun rises.

5 likes: MurderVictim, Guess Who, DemonMiyu, PrinceAlexus, Harlequ

POOHEAD189 11 hrs ago

Aint no one gonna advertise the devil's lettuce in my forum

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Todd Howard, Guess Who, Obscene Symphony

Jojo 12 hrs ago

Before I make a proper check would anyone be interested in a group rp set in the overwatch universe? Original characters only

1 like: Inkarnate

Todd Howard 12 hrs ago

Yup, Guild seems normal.

Odin 12 hrs ago

wake up, tweet "rise and grind" so everyone knows you grinding, and then post your weed links in roleplay forums

Stormflyx 12 hrs ago

Can't stop a hustler.

Jojo 12 hrs ago

The best way I know how to get followers on my shitty blog is to join a roleplay forum and post the link in the sidebar.

3 likes: Todd Howard, rebornfan320, PrinceAlexus

Odin 12 hrs ago

dude really ouchea advertising his weed blog lmao

2 likes: Todd Howard, PrinceAlexus

stevewonders 13 hrs ago

wake me up when is xmas over coz I cant afford buy any presents.... :D :D

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Blind Bandit

RoseBloodBorn 13 hrs ago

I suppose growing up is inevitable.

DC The Dragon 14 hrs ago

"Summer has come and passed. The innocent can never last. Wake me up, when [November] ends..." - Green Day

4 likes: Altered Tundra, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, rebornfan320

AlternateMan 15 hrs ago

What a "take off" to another level. HEHHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHHEHEHE.... please don't slay me

1 like: Todd Howard

Todd Howard 16 hrs ago

"I take off my wizard robe and hat"

5 likes: Scrub Mage, shylarah, Simple Unicycle, POOHEAD189, Superboy

Uncle Spanky 16 hrs ago

Ambra 16 hrs ago

Guess it's time to open up my 1x1 thread again. roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: Foster

rebornfan320 16 hrs ago

Red Bull Conquest - CPT 2018 via SFV. Watching to learn and get better.

1 like: Rai

Jett Ryu 16 hrs ago

"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."

9 likes: GarlandDaHero, Rosenrot, shylarah, Simple Unicycle, Superboy, headintheclouds, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Harlequ

AlternateMan 16 hrs ago

I'M GONNA TEKK YEH DOWN- DOWN, DOWN DOWN! SO DON'T YEH FOOL AROUND! I'M GONNA PULL IT, PULL IT, PULL DA TRIGGER!

1 like: Todd Howard

Tsukai 16 hrs ago

Say Hi on my introduction post :)

2 likes: Todd Howard, Darth Shadow

Anime_Freak 17 hrs ago

Slowly responding -_-

Skwint 17 hrs ago

youtube.com/watch?v=82hLvgG…

Todd Howard 17 hrs ago

If you don't make it, I'll send your family a complimentary copy of Fallout 76. Bethesda loves it's fans.

Burning Kitty 17 hrs ago

I HATE THE HOLIDAYS.

In Crypt Dead 17 hrs ago

So sick. 1/2 hour just felt like eternity in torment. Goingtoseeadocsoon. Please use healing crystals or pray for me or whatever it is you do. Anyone. Please. I need all the help I can get. Or death.

2 likes: Todd Howard, Burning Kitty

AlternateMan 17 hrs ago

"I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last twenty-four hours, but you must understand our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind.'

1 like: Todd Howard

Scrub Mage 18 hrs ago

Cheer up, have a [Celebratory Birthday Dab] on the house.

2 likes: Todd Howard, Undead Eyes

Blaze Gamma 18 hrs ago

*Offers pats*\

4 likes: Todd Howard, Undead Eyes, AlternateMan, Lasersquid112

Undead Eyes 18 hrs ago

-Sighs- Ending my birthday wanting to cry. This sucks.

Nikki Moonlight 18 hrs ago

If I seem a bit off my game tonight I'm deeply sorry. My nephew might come sooner than we thought

Rosenrot 18 hrs ago

...When the letters start sliding down the page like The fucking Matrix code, it *might* be time for a rest.

4 likes: Todd Howard, Obscene Symphony, HaleyTheRandom, AlternateMan

Todd Howard 18 hrs ago

My only hope is that Toy Story continues to grow with me, depicting Andy in his mid-life crisis in Toy Story 4

3 likes: Obscene Symphony, AlternateMan, Burning Kitty

Vampiretwilight 18 hrs ago

you can't have fun without 'u' in the middle

1 like: ScreenAcne

Jett Ryu 19 hrs ago

The end of Toy Story 3 is why I personally won't see Toy Story 4. Perfect ending for a series.

1 like: Ambra

ScreenAcne 19 hrs ago

youtube.com/watch?v=x5-JVvC…

Scrub Mage 19 hrs ago

poke smells hella bad

2 likes: Todd Howard, Burger

RabidRabbit 19 hrs ago

Trapped: A wholesome doujin about two rough tough-men who go around forcibly trappifying cute boys against their will.

1 like: ScreenAcne

TheDookieNut 19 hrs ago

Being unable to sleep due to constant intrusive thoughts is living hell. Wanting to follow through but knowing everything will just get worse is comparable - I just want to be free

1 like: ScreenAcne

ICanBeAnyone 19 hrs ago

Going through my PM's and bumping Stories.... Yes folks we have reached that level of boredom... Save me

Todd Howard 20 hrs ago

You can have the soul of the Fallout franchise, I tore it away long ago.

1 like: The Irish Tree

ItMeGritty 20 hrs ago

Gritty desires souls

1 like: Todd Howard

Strange Rodent 20 hrs ago

Ah, I love taking a 3 hour train trip for nothing.

1 like: ScreenAcne

Hero 20 hrs ago

Someone rang?

8 likes: Altered Tundra, Todd Howard, Rosenrot, Dirty Pretty Lies, Hey Im Jordan, ScreenAcne, Rodiak, Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 20 hrs ago

I need a hero to save me now I need a hero (save me now) I need a hero to save my life A hero'll save me (just in time)

6 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, POOHEAD189, Nikki Moonlight, AlternateMan, Sanguine Rose, Blind Bandit

Todd Howard 20 hrs ago

holy shit they figured out the joke

Jett Ryu 20 hrs ago

@Todd Howard— Doesn't seem to be working. Kind of like everything made with the Creation Engine. cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

AlternateMan 21 hrs ago

I wake up alone, so I decide to eat my breakfast alone. And then everyone decides to wake up when I'm eating breakfast. Speak of a dramatic entrance.

2 likes: Todd Howard, Rain

Todd Howard 21 hrs ago

It turns out we weren't good enough roleplayerguild2.com

Ambra 21 hrs ago

really looking for someone to play warrior cats with me. Multiple characters, multiple plots, more mature!

2 likes: Hero, KimHanuel

Phantomlink959 21 hrs ago

What kind of fuckin' sociopath...

Mangrale 21 hrs ago

I never asked for anything before guys, but if you're ever removing leaves from your yard or anywhere else really, can you please not do it with a watering hose. Thanks.

1 like: Phantomlink959

Jett Ryu 21 hrs ago

Hot take: just as my favorite series is shit, your favorite series is shit. No exceptions.

1 like: Rosenrot

RabidRabbit 22 hrs ago

Ever have one of those nights where you have like seven different dreams that all seem to last like five hours each, only to wake up two and half hours after you went to sleep?

7 likes: Rosenrot, omerta, ScreenAcne, Rodiak, Lasersquid112, Vyce, Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago

I remember having a dream where i was riding an elephant for a circus contest or something and steve iriwn was a judge for some reason.

2 likes: Altered Tundra, omerta

LetMeDoStuff 22 hrs ago

Finally, after six bloody years of commitment, my Squadron finally decided to promote me to Sergeant. Now I can safely say I achieved something.

6 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, Todd Howard, Delta44, Rosenrot, Darth Shadow

IceHeart 22 hrs ago

Whew, looks like only 5 days, stupid thing showed me six just to try and scare my pants off...

Dark Huntress 22 hrs ago

Have a job though I work 12 hours a night with every other weekend off.

1 like: Fetzen

HaleyTheRandom 23 hrs ago

I may be getting a promotion at work. A small promotion.... But still a promotion.

5 likes: Hero, Dirty Pretty Lies, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, Darth Shadow

anxiouscat 23 hrs ago

Just here to remind you all about Corporal Klinger...

1 like: Obscene Symphony