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Odin <1 min ago

Shared my knife with your sisters in the night.

AngelBites15 17 min ago

Delays Oughting To Occur, Since A New Semester & The Search For A Sleeping Schedule Has Begun :P

Odin 1 hr ago

or because you wanna fuck

2 likes: WitchHunter, Obscene Symphony

Ladypug 1 hr ago

Just respect people because respecting people is the right thing to do. I literally do not understand why that's so hard to grasp.

8 likes: Altered Tundra, WitchHunter, puddingpunter, Lady Absinthia, POOHEAD189, LuckyBlackCat, Vyce, jetterwetter

WitchHunter 2 hrs ago

That's good to hear! I get concussions from a stiff breeze, so count your blessings.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Lady Absinthia 2 hrs ago

"Cyberpunk or Dungeon Crawl?" "Both?" "O.o Hell yeah!"

2 likes: PsyEmbrace, The Elvenqueen

Sanguine Rose 2 hrs ago

Aside from ending my shift more pissed off than I already was, I'm fine.

2 likes: WitchHunter, The Elvenqueen

Sanguine Rose 2 hrs ago

Ah yes. Just what I wanted at the end of a 12 hour shift. A head injury and having to spend an extra hour at work filing an incident report and getting examined by the onsite nurse.

DestinyStar 2 hrs ago

Bad anxiety day. Hubby is also sick. Sorry for delays...

PsyBlade 3 hrs ago

Speaking of RPs: will work on replies later. I need a nap.

2 likes: PsyEmbrace, kittyluna45

ComradeMaxx 3 hrs ago

"good feminism is when ur hilary clinton and bad feminism is when ur hot" is a take, i guess

5 likes: Lord Wraith, Kassarock, WitchHunter, Kuro, nightmare medx

Odin 3 hrs ago

I respect women regardless because I want to fuck

8 likes: Bee, Lord Wraith, WitchHunter, Obscene Symphony, Angel Vicky, Lady Absinthia, nightmare medx, Vyce

Kuro 3 hrs ago

sir this is a rp forum

5 likes: Lord Wraith, Kassarock, PsyBlade, nightmare medx, jetterwetter

Arcanus 3 hrs ago

I feel like modern feminism contradicts one of early feminism’s big points; stop sexualizing women. I have more respect for a feminist in a pants suit than a “feminist” dressed like a cheap Tijuana ho

WitchHunter 4 hrs ago

This apartment is baby-proofed too well.

blazeflame13 4 hrs ago

Thank you to everyone on here for being my only friends, I wouldn't have made it this far without you

3 likes: WitchHunter, Angel Vicky, Vampiretwilight

Anime_Freak 5 hrs ago

i made a simple interest check while i'm making replies whoops i just wanna write more lol

1 like: Littleone17

Littleone17 6 hrs ago

Some day's I wish I could crawl in someone's pocket of their hoodie and stay hidden away from the world. :(

5 likes: WitchHunter, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, nightmare medx, jetterwetter

WitchHunter 6 hrs ago

Repose en paix, Terry.

Vampiretwilight 6 hrs ago

R.i.p Terry Jones.

1 like: POOHEAD189

The Grey Dust 7 hrs ago

Alas how ever shall we know if She is a witch or not without Terry Jones? Shall we weigh her against a goose?

3 likes: ONL, Angel Vicky, Callousqueen

Lord Wraith 8 hrs ago

Using Tinder really feels akin to shopping for the best priced and most appealing piece of meat.

1 like: WitchHunter

Vampiretwilight 8 hrs ago

I hate it when someone suddenly changes their mind about roleplaying with me just because I'm not into something.

1 like: Littleone17

Callousqueen 9 hrs ago

Remembering Terry Jones (1942 - 2020) from the Monty Python

4 likes: ONL, The Grey Dust, Angel Vicky, The Elvenqueen

Lord Wraith 10 hrs ago

imgur.com/1FiZURw

1 like: The Elvenqueen

Cleverbird 10 hrs ago

Please describe your boobs using only a picture of them. Go.

5 likes: Lord Wraith, WitchHunter, ScreenAcne, Guy0fV4lor, FilthyWeeb

HaleyTheRandom 10 hrs ago

Do you ever just look at someone and suddenly how much they mean to you just hits you like a truck and then you start crying a little bit because same?

5 likes: The Elvenqueen, ScreenAcne, Hedgehawk, nightmare medx, PureHeroine

AlternateMan 10 hrs ago

HAS SOMEONE GOTTEN THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU

Odin 10 hrs ago

I wanna fuck

3 likes: Bee, Lord Wraith, WitchHunter

Queen of Hell 11 hrs ago

Watched Hellblade 2 trailer for 489574th time and loving it as much as I loved it the first time I saw it. I can't wait!

1 like: PaulHaynek

AlternateMan 12 hrs ago

Laser taser gazer wager

PureHeroine 12 hrs ago

Alright well I'm fucked

GigitsPony 15 hrs ago

Getting back into things. Watched sad anime movies yesterday and cried like a little biiii... Baby. :(

FilthyWeeb 16 hrs ago

I want to make some kind of dirty joke, but I'm too irritated at… well, everything, really. Fuck you, sky. Fuck you, ground. Except you, air. We're cool.

2 likes: WitchHunter, Sanguine Rose

WitchHunter 16 hrs ago

The floor is cracking. I think it's about to give way. Let's hope you're ready for the drop.

1 like: Littleone17

AlternateMan 17 hrs ago

I successfully made a Frozen 2 reference that is also a Borderlands 2 reference.

1 like: Ladypug

Andreyich 17 hrs ago

business idea: cargo socks

Vampiretwilight 18 hrs ago

wishing for good luck for myself and everyone else here

Undead Eyes 19 hrs ago

Photoshoot went well. Loving how my body looks in the sample images.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, Lord Wraith, NuttsnBolts

Vampiretwilight 19 hrs ago

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POOHEAD189 20 hrs ago

Didn't you hate it when the Tyranids attacked in 1667

5 likes: Obscene Symphony, NuttsnBolts, Mag Lev, Penny, Cleverbird

Zoey Boey 20 hrs ago

Warhammer 40k is just a less dark version of real history.

Hammerman 22 hrs ago

Wikihow insurance scam

hawkins 22 hrs ago

wikihow to walk into traffic and make it look like an accident

4 likes: WitchHunter, Ladypug, KZOMBI3, jetterwetter

Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago

Odin: what do you mean?

Hammerman 23 hrs ago

Can't do that though. Big Brother is watching after all.

2 likes: PsyBlade, Littleone17

Hammerman 23 hrs ago

Everytime I read a Chinese manhua with the lead not getting any girls, I keep thinking "He should blame China's one child policy that led to mass female abortions"

2 likes: PsyBlade, PaulHaynek

Odin 23 hrs ago

Are you one of those bad ending type of girls?

Vampiretwilight 23 hrs ago

pa1.narvii.com/6374/04ef452…

1 like: jetterwetter

Callousqueen 23 hrs ago

What I need, is to be on my knees and shot in the back of the head. Were is a police officer when you need one

2 likes: WitchHunter, Littleone17

PsyBlade 23 hrs ago

Gonna blow off some steam by playing Halo. I really wish Project Cartographer had co-op.

1 like: PsyEmbrace

charliexxjane 1 day ago

I'm officially tired of life, I want to be a professional baby

7 likes: WitchHunter, Siaya Dragalorn, Candlelitsoul, nightmare medx, Cleverbird, Shadow Dragon, jetterwetter

Cleverbird 1 day ago

KO~ KO~ DA~ YOOOOOO~

Majoras End 1 day ago

Decided to stick with a half-elf fighter for a main D&D character.

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

C'mon power outage, it isn't even windy!

3 likes: Candlelitsoul, Vampiretwilight, LittleMouse

Moorgarde 1 day ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

note to self: buy earplugs for the bus ride home. -sighs-

1 like: Candlelitsoul

PsyBlade 1 day ago

Note to self: when listening to the Godzilla: King of the Monsters OST, you're missing out if your headphones don't have good bass.

1 like: PsyEmbrace

KZOMBI3 1 day ago

i took a calculated risk, but boy am i bad at math

1 like: Altered Tundra

Odin 1 day ago

That was definitely me hitting on Undead by the way

3 likes: Hillan, Lord Wraith, Andreyich

Lord Wraith 1 day ago

The best part of being on indefinite hiatus is not having any posting deadlines.

1 like: Byrd Man

Odin 1 day ago

Me neither

4 likes: Hillan, Lord Wraith, Undead Eyes, Andreyich

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

My second boudoir shoot is today! Woot! Can't wait to see the pictures once it's done. <3

2 likes: KZOMBI3, DamnTheGacha

Andreyich 1 day ago

Given your status board rants I'd say he would be.

4 likes: Obscene Symphony, Kuro, Ammokkx, Lady Absinthia

Callousqueen 1 day ago

Sad news, Ozzy Osbourne reveals he has Parkinson diagnosed

2 likes: POOHEAD189, KZOMBI3

Callousqueen 1 day ago

In America, in theory, I can be on my knees and a police officer shots be in the back of my head. It is justified, if the police officer says "I am scared" before he shoots me

1 like: Ladypug

PsyBlade 1 day ago

Goddammit, my response that a bot would never care about went to waste.

Bartimaeus 1 day ago

Moving Friday, so the 'net will be cuttin' off soon, for those of you I'm engaged with for RPs. Will still get those posts out though(on phone) - just wanted to inform.

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

Hi there everyone

1 like: Callousqueen

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

I'd like to cuddle *in* my grave if possible

1 like: DestinyStar

Littleone17 1 day ago

Anyone wanna put a movie in and grave a blanket and cuddle??

Yankee 1 day ago

Sorry for the slow posting speed, struggling with some things including this FUCKING SEWING MACHINE TANGLED BOBBIN DSJFKUIRWELJFKEJKJFKLEJW

4 likes: DestinyStar, Obscene Symphony, headintheclouds, LittleMouse

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Alldaddy

Ambra 1 day ago

My RPs have been going so slow. Guess it's time to start implementing posting time limits.

DamnTheGacha 1 day ago

I say go big brain and use the name Allfather

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Odin the Omnipotent

Guy0fV4lor 1 day ago

@Odin why not just change your username, then make an alt to reserve the name you currently have?

1 like: Odin

Vec 1 day ago

Hiatus over, slowly getting back into things...

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Sandwich

1 like: Shadow Dragon

Cleverbird 1 day ago

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... And I brought enough bubble gum for everybody!

3 likes: Lady Absinthia, AlternateMan, Shadow Dragon

FilthyWeeb 1 day ago

I know real life happens, but it bums me out when my RP partners are gone for more than a week.

15 likes: Altered Tundra, Emma, Cream, Guess Who, Dirty Pretty Lies, Arista, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Lady Absinthia, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, LuckyBlackCat, A Lowly Wretch, Shadow Dragon, SporkoBug

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Bread

2 likes: ScreenAcne, Tuna

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Bread

1 like: Obscene Symphony

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

Calm your tits. They're going to be on HBO Max for us in the states.

1 like: Emma

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

goodnight

PsyBlade 1 day ago

Netflix is getting Ghibli films... for basically everyone, except the US. Who made this call? I don't want to break their hands and kneecaps, I just want to talk.

7 likes: DestinyStar, Emma, Guess Who, pugbutter, Lady Absinthia, FilthyWeeb, jetterwetter

Fabricant451 2 days ago

But doctor, this girly magazine IS doujinshi!

3 likes: AngelBites15, POOHEAD189, KZOMBI3

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

Oi, put down that girly magazine and read more doujinshi.

LunaKitten 2 days ago

Have a couple of CS's done! More to follow soon.

Penny 2 days ago

Spent 4 hours fighting with my computer. My IT gremlins have failed me. I'll have to use my back up computer until it is fixed.

1 like: POOHEAD189

ScreenAcne 2 days ago

@callousqueen have you tried marriage. ba dum tish.

1 like: WitchHunter

Andreyich 2 days ago

Within a span of two hours you asked the same thing. Understandably this will make people all the more interested in it

PsyBlade 2 days ago

@Kuro- i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images…

1 like: Kuro

Kuro 2 days ago

I put vanilla flavoring in my mountain dew at gas stations. heretical I know

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

PsyBlade: i don't mix sodas. sorry.

PsyBlade 2 days ago

@Vampiretwilight- Hot take: mix them, it's tasty.

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

dr pepper versus mountain dew. discuss lol

Ladypug 2 days ago

Ooo-ooo-ooo, why so blu-uuuu-ue?

1 like: Kuro

LittleMouse 2 days ago

Took some bad ass photos today while trying not not pop a pin because my waistcoat is a little difficult to put on with pins from how fitted it is

1 like: Obscene Symphony

charliexxjane 2 days ago

*screaming intensifies*

1 like: ScreenAcne