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thejillybeen 32 min ago

I'm so bored!!!! RP anyone?

2 likes: Rekker, Artemis Arts

The Grey Dust 1 hr ago

There was a request for Space Opera? - youtube.com/watch?v=a7Dh5Qo…

2 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer

Naril 3 hrs ago

Feelin' like some space opera...

4 likes: POOHEAD189, SporkoBug, blindwoofer, Shu

Xaltwind 6 hrs ago

Finally some cold weather, at last

7 likes: tobiax, metanoia, Fetzen, Saz01, Higanbana, Shu, thejillybeen

AlternateMan 9 hrs ago

Alright. Let's face it. I'm a simp. But a coping one. Looking into the mirror and the ugly reflection on it power bombed some sense into me. I will from now on eat lemons instead.

5 likes: tobiax, Saz01, Higanbana, blindwoofer, thejillybeen

Higanbana 9 hrs ago

Been very depressed lately, may look into starting up new 1x1 rps now that I have some time thanks to night shifts. A western multi perspective rp maybe.

10 likes: tobiax, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, honorandpride, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, Yankee, blindwoofer, Shu, QuinnWolfe

QuinnWolfe 12 hrs ago

This past holiday has had me super busy. Replies coming soon!

3 likes: Fetzen, Vampiretwilight, thejillybeen

Krasnaya 12 hrs ago

You people have off days?

6 likes: tobiax, Yankee, Shu, OddApproved, Artemis Arts, thejillybeen

Artemis Arts 12 hrs ago

Is this what it’s like to have a Sunday off?? I have no idea what to do all day!!

3 likes: POOHEAD189, Yankee, Shu

thejillybeen 13 hrs ago

On my tv, Peppa Pig is literally on, this is horrible

1 like: WitchHunter

AlternateMan 15 hrs ago

Keep your mudkipz or I'll dip you like Philip. I had to google if there was actually a king named Philip that got killed to type this rhyme.

1 like: blindwoofer

SkipTheKip 16 hrs ago

So I herd y'all liek Mudkipz?

AlternateMan 21 hrs ago

You and your pet better get better or I'll hope harder

6 likes: KillamriX88, Obscene Symphony, POOHEAD189, DegenerateThree, Saz01, blindwoofer

Obscene Symphony 21 hrs ago

Please bear with me on delays. Having a sick pet is extremely demanding.

2 likes: KillamriX88, POOHEAD189

The Ghost Note 22 hrs ago

I’m going to see if I can convince the mods to change my name to something stupid because yolo at this point

2 likes: metanoia, Rekker

Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago

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ClocktowerEchos 23 hrs ago

I can't escape my demons, they're all RT-2PM-2 Topol-M cold launched solid propellant silo based Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles, and they're getting really clos---

3 likes: Majoras End, AlternateMan, Guy0fV4lor

AlternateMan 23 hrs ago

BEES! NO NOT THE BEES!

2 likes: Guy0fV4lor, Shu

Majoras End 23 hrs ago

The lions.

Crimson Flame 23 hrs ago

Why are you running?

AlternateMan 1 day ago

AND YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM ME KID

1 like: blindwoofer

Deja 1 day ago

I compare thee to a sunset; every damn day with you

Smarty Jones 1 day ago

So excited for Monday. Hopefully, the GM on the roleplay that I am referring to will have time then to kick off the roleplay!

BenG85 1 day ago

relaxing weekend, so far. getting things done I've been meaning to for awhile, hopefully get to do some rp as well :)

2 likes: Fetzen, Sanguine Rose

Xaltwind 1 day ago

Borka bork bork

Zapdos 1 day ago

After waiting a week or so with nothing to write for, now I have to write for two things. It's a good day.

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Vyce, threetoads

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

“I’d rather live in her world, than live without her in mine.”

2 likes: Akayaofthemoon, blindwoofer

OGSG 1 day ago

Power Rangers Reboot Interest Check ---> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: metanoia

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

X Doubt

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Yes, and I also quit playing Genshin Impact. I am free from the temptation that is gacha.

1 like: blindwoofer

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

Oh lord, he's imploding. SMH.

1 like: Crimson Flame

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Would you happrn to be clueless about why I'm posting such cringe? Ehy, my profile says all! If you can withstand it... actuallythere'snothingtoseeIsweardon'ttakealook

1 like: blindwoofer

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

gastroenterologists are great at colours. They need to know how yellow your skin is, how red or green or yellow your vomit is, how black or brown or red your stool is...

1 like: beerp0ng

HathlenerIX 1 day ago

Realized there are still some things here that I am clueless about. I'm out of touch with the person who introduced me in this guild, sadly. Anyway, you are very much welcome in my inbox!

2 likes: Artemis Arts, beerp0ng

Yamperzzz 1 day ago

Post-sleep clarity hitting like a train wbu?

1 like: beerp0ng

AlternateMan 1 day ago

N'T READ MY NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKER FACE

1 like: blindwoofer

AlternateMan 1 day ago

CAN'T READ MY CA

1 like: beerp0ng

LadyAnnaLee 1 day ago

It's the Renfaire today! I'm so excited!

4 likes: CitrusArms, blindwoofer, Rekker, Artemis Arts

Shadow Dragon 1 day ago

The greatest threat to your well-being is usually yourself.

1 like: beerp0ng

Artemis Arts 1 day ago

Work work work work work- and then nap time!

1 like: Shu

AlternateMan 1 day ago

what in great fookin tarnation

Deja 1 day ago

And here we see the Grouch, unlike his mountainous, green&furry kin he spends his early morning terrorizing twilight joggers and publicworks.

1 like: blindwoofer

BoltBeam 1 day ago

I'm not sick, I'm just addicted. I don't know the 'why' or the 'what' though.

honorandpride 2 days ago

I have not tried that brand, no. I'm currently hiding with a humidifier in bed, and it helps - especially with those Vicks pads in it.

Yamperzzz 2 days ago

M'theythee *tips my glitter fedora*

1 like: BenG85

honorandpride 2 days ago

I've used and forever hate sinus rinses, so I stick to medication and rest when I'm not on shift. I am on for a double on Monday, so I'm hoping to feel better by then.

Midnight Howl 2 days ago

A great trick if you get the sinus bugs easy is a netty pot. They feel uncomfortable the first time you use them but they flush out all the gunk and will make your sinus infection go away sooner!

1 like: POOHEAD189

Mole 2 days ago

Mario Kart music is very appropriate when driving to Zapata Falls Campground after sunset.

1 like: metanoia

AlternateMan 2 days ago

why the fuck is anime Eric Cartman just uncle iroh

1 like: Shadow Dragon

honorandpride 2 days ago

It never fails that I pick up some sinus bug during the holidays. Urgh, just put me down.

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

A new character has been added to my current interest check. lol

Blizz 2 days ago

Fuck

Scribe of Thoth 2 days ago

I feel bad for the IT guy reading all of this

1 like: Yankee

Fetzen 2 days ago

Meanwhile, your boss: I threw my hat into the ring for an 18+ interest check during a management meeting! Take that, stupid PowerPoint presentation!

9 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, POOHEAD189, DegenerateThree, canaryrose, Sanguine Rose, honorandpride, Yankee, New Beginnings

New Beginnings 2 days ago

I created an 18+ interest check at work! Take that boss man!

6 likes: metanoia, Fetzen, DegenerateThree, Shadow Dragon, Yankee, BenG85

gorgenmast 2 days ago

Here’s a fun Christmas trick for the kids: shine a laser pointer at the front of low-flying aircraft. The pilots will see where you are and then relay your location to Santa Claus over the radio! 🛩🎅

1 like: Hyperdrive

Deja 2 days ago

All hail to the retail

1 like: Crimson Flame

vancexentan 2 days ago

I accidentally heard Clannad's tune now I feel the blues. Not how I wanted to start the afternoon.

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Artemis Arts 2 days ago

Brande new! Can't wait to explore and RP again!!

3 likes: rebornfan320, Yankee, Idea

SlashInfinite 2 days ago

If you haven't seen it yet, do yourself a favour and watch Arcane. I'm suffering from serious post-series depression from it

3 likes: Shovel, Rekker, TheMerlin

LittleMouse 3 days ago

I envy those who are actually happy during the holiday season

3 likes: rebornfan320, Saz01, Stargazer6225

DegenerateThree 3 days ago

"I am not in danger, DM. I am the danger. A guy rolls a 3d20 and gets a natural 1 and you think that of me? No...I am the one who rolls."

2 likes: AlternateMan, Rekker

AlternateMan 3 days ago

Does your D&D party ever kill a fantasy Walter White?

1 like: DegenerateThree

metanoia 3 days ago

Per my tradition every holiday season, my holiday season set transference ritual is completed.

2 likes: KillamriX88, Venus

Bluetommy 3 days ago

I remember being on this website all the time. Where does the time go

1 like: metanoia

Jones Sparrow 3 days ago

“ Do you ever miss yourself? The person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted?”

4 likes: honorandpride, StitchedOwl, blindwoofer, Stargazer6225

cadesmith 3 days ago

i have risen from the grave. letsa fuckin go

2 likes: metanoia, Fetzen

Blaze Gamma 3 days ago

Holiday pay? Holiday pay

Guccicorn 3 days ago

What's this? What's this?! There's colour everywhere!

New Beginnings 3 days ago

Pray for me... The weekend of hell begins in 10 hours and will continue until Monday. 4 days of 13 hours shifts, posts will be delayed, hopefully I don't die... maybe death isn't so bad though

9 likes: Jerkchicken, metanoia, Crimson Flame, Dragoknighte, canaryrose, OGSG, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, QuinnWolfe

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

Pray for people that work retail tomorrow

12 likes: Jerkchicken, metanoia, knuxieh, Dragoknighte, POOHEAD189, canaryrose, Shadow Dragon, Vyce, Vampiretwilight, BenG85, QuinnWolfe, lepidope

TheMerlin 3 days ago

Looking for group

Krasnaya 3 days ago

And stuff!

1 like: Kassarock

Eviledd1984 3 days ago

Beer Is Good!

4 likes: Deja, Kassarock, Krasnaya, Rekker

QuinnWolfe 3 days ago

Happy food & family day! Thinking today esp of Indigenous americans, those who are missing loved ones this holiday due to covid & people whose family situations make this time of year difficult

7 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, Fetzen, Tlstiffl, Saz01, Vampiretwilight, Wolvena

Obscene Symphony 3 days ago

we canadians should pretend we don't have our own thanksgiving so we can get the american one as well and have 2

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Nemaisare, Guccicorn

BCTheEntity 3 days ago

Remember the indigenous people of the Americas today.

5 likes: DegenerateThree, canaryrose, honorandpride, QuinnWolfe, lepidope

DegenerateThree 3 days ago

nothing quite like being on hold for almost an hour to stoke up some murderous rage

HereComesTheSnow 3 days ago

today i am thankful for the fact that my host has not chosen to combat or discover me, their parasitic infection, and is instead eating many calories and wait a minute what's all this alcohol doing h—

1 like: metanoia

Xaltwind 3 days ago

Gingerbread Ice Cream... Not sure if I'm a fan or not...

1 like: Saz01

Saz01 3 days ago

Happy Thanks Giving to those in America :)

1 like: Vampiretwilight

KatherinWinter 3 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving!

1 like: Vampiretwilight

wheels 3 days ago

happy thanksgiving everyone i hope everyone has a good and safe hoilday

4 likes: Sanguine Rose, Stuzzie, Vyce, Vampiretwilight

artexercise 3 days ago

53,145 words, and Done.

5 likes: Deja, Stuzzie, Saz01, Vyce, Shu

rebornfan320 3 days ago

Happy Turkey Day to everyone!

1 like: Vampiretwilight

AnnaBeth 3 days ago

Happy Thanksgiving to my American babies! And to my non-American babies, don't worry. I don't really celebrate either. I just eat food. XD

3 likes: Saz01, Vampiretwilight, QuinnWolfe

TaliaSilvers 3 days ago

Have a good day everyone.

honorandpride 3 days ago

Always bittersweet when you know you're spending the last holiday season with a loved one.

7 likes: CitrusArms, canaryrose, rebornfan320, Saz01, Shu, Stargazer6225, QuinnWolfe

Blaze Gamma 4 days ago

Happy thanksgiving all you dirty muricans. I'm cooking a turkey right now

1 like: KillamriX88

AlternateMan 4 days ago

Ah, yes, the good old ad bot. Eho would be looking for kids wear in an rp site anyway? Next time bring an anime body pillow ad.

8 likes: Crimson Flame, KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen, DegenerateThree, Saz01, Vyce, LittleMouse, blindwoofer

LittleMouse 4 days ago

10 years I’ve gone without ear problems…why are they coming back now?

knuxieh 4 days ago

Feeling very nostalgic, now. Looking back on stories long since closed, or forgotten. Where would we be now, I wonder..?

8 likes: metanoia, Venus, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, Saz01, Vyce, StitchedOwl

rebornfan320 4 days ago

I hate being stuck in my head, what is wrong with me?

3 likes: Deja, SilverRain, KillamriX88

Deja 4 days ago

They call it a Job because you suffer, biblically, with no recourse

5 likes: Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, honorandpride, Shadow Dragon

Jojo 4 days ago

none of us are on it anymore lmao

Jojo 4 days ago

this website gave me a great friend group with a lot of strange deeplore across roleplays and discord servers

OGSG 4 days ago

Might need a Red Ranger for our RP 😬

Xaltwind 4 days ago

Conflagration; What happpens when I try cooking

1 like: Saz01

Zoey Boey 4 days ago

losing my shit trying to write another stupid fucking ENGL essay

6 likes: metanoia, Ken, Lugubrious, canaryrose, OGSG, QuinnWolfe

QuinnWolfe 4 days ago

Carpal tunnel sucks :(

7 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, Yankee