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nodogs 9 min ago

what are you gonna do? your job?

BangoSkank 20 min ago

God I hate cops. ACAB right? Five minutes later "OMG call the cops haaalllllppppp"

1 like: Ice Reaver

Xaltwind 29 min ago

Many thanks to the one it concerns, you know who you are

Scribe of Thoth 2 hrs ago

Yeah you hate cops but if you get in a minor fender bender who’s gonna keep you there for 2 hours while they make the situation an unnecessary hassle, ever thought of that one?

10 likes: Hero, The Irish Tree, Salsa Verde, Plank Sinatra, Mao Mao, nodogs, honorandpride, A Ticklish Ralt, udonoodles, Pigeonpal

Prince Potter 2 hrs ago

"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."

1 like: Pigeonpal

Vampiretwilight 2 hrs ago

As soon as I stop worrying about or fearing one thing, the world gives me 2, 3, more to worry about or fear over.....thanks universe. -sighs-

1 like: Pigeonpal

Kuro 3 hrs ago

the dinosaurs are certainly going to be walking with these gas prices out here

TGM 3 hrs ago

Open the door, get on the floor; everybody walk the dinosaur.

4 likes: Prince Potter, Kuro, BangoSkank, honorandpride

nodogs 3 hrs ago

cops! huh! what are they good for? (absolutely nothing)

4 likes: metanoia, Mao Mao, A Ticklish Ralt, udonoodles

Crimson Flame 3 hrs ago

I’m craving lots of RPs. Stupid ADHD!

1 like: WolfLover

A Ticklish Ralt 3 hrs ago

They are very good at being corrupt!

Salsa Verde 3 hrs ago

What are cops actually good for?

4 likes: Prince Potter, Mao Mao, nodogs, udonoodles

metanoia 4 hrs ago

Part of me is really craving something Inuyasha-esque (or just general feudal japan setting with demons, magic, and stuff)

3 likes: Salsa Verde, TGM, WolfLover

Krasnaya 5 hrs ago

Oh no, I'm sick, I should spend this time off resting... *plays the entire Dragon age trilogy and doesn't sleep at all*

2 likes: metanoia, Salsa Verde

AlternateMan 7 hrs ago

V for Vendetta movie but my listening and vocabulary skills are below average so I have no idea what in the world V is saying

2 likes: Charybdis, OddApproved

AlternateMan 10 hrs ago

Stealth is optional but so is mercy

Angel Vicky 14 hrs ago

I will not be made to feel the way I feel. I will manifest my sins and kill mercy within.

3 likes: Prince Potter, Cao the Exiled, OddApproved

Ammokkx 15 hrs ago

SPRING ALLERGIES ARE THE WOOOOOORST

2 likes: TGM, OddApproved

karamonnom 18 hrs ago

I kinda wanna make a tomodachi game-type roleplay with lots of secret side convos and bios and traitors and all of that...

2 likes: OddApproved, Tab

Xandrya 18 hrs ago

I’ll be a mom in less than two months. It is indescribable how this pregnancy has completely changed me as a person. Maybe I had the “motherly instinct” all along and simply failed to see it.

10 likes: metanoia, Daxam, Gunther, Kuro, SleepingSilence, Fetzen, BangoSkank, honorandpride, OddApproved, Tab

Daxam 18 hrs ago

Looking into a new apartment, a loft. Gonna be my first time out on my own. I'm equal parts excited and absolutely terrified

9 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Kuro, Venus, karamonnom, BangoSkank, Vyce, udonoodles, Tab

huneykub 20 hrs ago

heh σ(￣、￣〃)

2 likes: Daxam, Tab

rocketrobie2 22 hrs ago

wikihow.com/Play-Poker

1 like: WXer

A Ticklish Ralt 22 hrs ago

Meh, shiny ralts are the best

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

Shiny Wobbuffets are pink!

3 likes: Yankee, Moonshadow, Tab

Kuro 1 day ago

@Trick A shiny's a shiny, tho. I'm not gonna complain about the four alolan geodudes (now golems) I got from the recent GO community day. If you don't want it just trade it for something else

TrickTheDemon 1 day ago

You guys want to know the first shiny Pokemon that I encountered in the wild after completing my Pokedex? A wobbuffet. How useless.

1 like: Ice Reaver

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

“There is a moment—Oh, just before the first kiss, a whispered word—something that makes it worth while.”

3 likes: WolfLover, KZOMBI3, blindwoofer

XoXKieroBombXoX 1 day ago

*Screams in RP*

4 likes: Crimson Flame, Yankee, Ice Reaver, Tab

A Ticklish Ralt 1 day ago

Well, that was horrifying to read

5 likes: Crimson Flame, XoXKieroBombXoX, Ice Reaver, TrickTheDemon, Tab

gorgenmast 1 day ago

Is there a doctor here? I have inserted a crayon into my urethra and I can’t get it out and I drank a lot of coffee before and I really have to pee :c

4 likes: Kassarock, Dinh AaronMk, Ice Reaver, Pigeonpal

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Get stickbugged lol

1 like: Pigeonpal

spiral origin 1 day ago

"That's kinda gay bro" -Socrates, 420 BC

6 likes: Jarl Coolgruuf, False Prophet, Charybdis, Atalanta, JDubs, Ice Reaver

JDubs 1 day ago

Am I hurting, am I sad? Should I stay or should I go? I've forgotten how to tell, did I ever even know?

AlternateMan 1 day ago

"I hopenobody quotes Roland." -AlternateMan, 2022, colorized

Roman 1 day ago

The Great Human Experiment is complete. Conclusion: we failed. Recommendation: never to be repeated.

1 like: TGM

Roland 1 day ago

"I hope no one quotes me." Roland, 2022.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Cao the Exiled 1 day ago

Beautifully said @Vampiretwilight , Beautifully said

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Aristocles 1 day ago

Dragon people would do a better job anyway.

1 like: Angel Vicky

JDubs 1 day ago

The lizard people running the world are winning

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

Paul grey....the world lost a great musician. Slipknot now has one fewer star and one more is now in the skies above. :'(

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Cao the Exiled

Cao the Exiled 1 day ago

RIP Paul Grey~ The world will never see another crazy motherfucker like you

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Vampiretwilight

BangoSkank 1 day ago

You know we should really just make mass shootings illegal. That would fix things right up.

False Prophet 1 day ago

As a Texan: bruh

nodogs 2 days ago

the onion already ran a version of the "only nation where this regularly happens" article last week

The World 2 days ago

"We're sending thoughts and prayers" but they're not enough. Words without action equal nothing.

Tlstiffl 2 days ago

We are at the precipice of complete undoing here in the US. It is only a matter of time.

Keyguyperson 2 days ago

So, as an American, what do I do when I need to choose between illegal immigration to Canada and dying in a civil war?

Mao Mao 2 days ago

America is so fucking useless. They can't prevent mass shootings from occurring ten days apart and instead say shit like "thoughts and pray" and "arm teachers." Pathetic shit, if I say so myself.

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Blaze Gamma, Guardian Angel Haruki, Keyguyperson, nodogs

Blueflame 2 days ago

Imma ghostttt

2 likes: PaulHaynek, Shu

Blueflame 2 days ago

Boo

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Shu

LaMoon 2 days ago

I am just... in shock after watching the mid-season finale of BCS. It really was a perfect episode from start to end, but that final part hit me really hard. I still can't believe it lol.

WolfLover 2 days ago

As always please bare with me. Due to my busy work schedule, replies as always will be slow. My days off always go by quickly, so will always try and respond to what I can.

5 likes: Jones Sparrow, AngelBites15, Fetzen, Vampiretwilight, blindwoofer

Siaya Dragalorn 2 days ago

I'm here. But I'm not here. But I'm here. So there' that. It counts, right?

1 like: POOHEAD189

Jones Sparrow 2 days ago

“She wasn't looking for a knight, she was looking for a sword.”

5 likes: Otakuforreal, WolfLover, honorandpride, KZOMBI3, blindwoofer

Cao the Exiled 2 days ago

Fate is a fun system! I've had a blast playing it myself.

Lord Wraith 2 days ago

I don't think that was YouTube.

7 likes: metanoia, Nemaisare, Cao the Exiled, Vampiretwilight, Charybdis, Shu, OddApproved

gorgenmast 2 days ago

BREAKING DIAPERBOY NEWS: I tried to find roblox videos on youtube but I kept seeing this show where mommys and daddys try to play leapfrog with no pants on. I should watch grownup TV more often!😍

AlternateMan 2 days ago

Must be Tuesday huh

OGSG 2 days ago

Tuesday gotta be the least popular day of the week.

2 likes: metanoia, Venus

Rezod92 2 days ago

Attention: Enkryption has put up a new Fate RP concept. Anyone interested in joining?

Cao the Exiled 2 days ago

All this talk of rum is making me thirsty...

1 like: The Elvenqueen

AlternateMan 3 days ago

The real rum is the friends we made along the way

Aristocles 3 days ago

The rum was never there to begin with.

LostDestiny 3 days ago

Why is the rum always gone?

7 likes: metanoia, vancexentan, Prince Potter, Aristocles, Cao the Exiled, Tab, Analingus

Vampiretwilight 3 days ago

yeah, it was bad. I had both a sore throat and coughing fits back then so THAT was fun....not. lol

1 like: OddApproved

OddApproved 3 days ago

Damn, that sucks. I am glad you got better! I hope I am not bed ridden for 2-weeks straight, since that was my steps today. lol

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 3 days ago

I had a day like that once. step one i was fine. step two i suddenly felt like i had a cold. step three....i was so sick i could barely keep my eyes open and was bed ridden for two weeks straight.

1 like: OddApproved

OddApproved 3 days ago

There is like no middle for me, I am not sick or I am really sick. I do not get that, oh, I think I am coming down with something phase - Not usually at least.

OddApproved 3 days ago

No, but I would like the gradual beginning symptoms. I tend to just wake up sick or bam! Middle of the day I just instantly am sick. lol

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

*Send you a text message

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

Would you like it to send you saying “psst, I’m going to be sick on the 23rd. Don’t make plans.”

OddApproved 3 days ago

Why do I not get gradual sickness symptoms? Everytime I get sick, my body is like - BAM! You sick. It does not warn me. ;-;

JDubs 3 days ago

Change of plans. Tired and in need of some recuperation.

Dagger 3 days ago

I'm home from my trip, but I have a ton of posts to catch up on since just about every 1x1 partner I have wrote me back. Patience is appreciated while I get back to everyone. Thanks!

2 likes: DawningAurora, blindwoofer

Force and Fury 3 days ago

Shilling a good medieval fantasy: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

rocketrobie2 3 days ago

I am starting work on my new video game. Fallout: Pipe Bomb

Jones Sparrow 3 days ago

“It was never the way she looked, always the way she was. I would have fallen in love with her with my eyes closed.”

3 likes: headintheclouds, WolfLover, blindwoofer

A Ticklish Ralt 3 days ago

hehehe, sorry y'all. I'll have to reply tomorrow! Family issues got so bad that I'm too tired to be able to roleplay, even though I really want to!

False Prophet 3 days ago

L post

1 like: Guardian Angel Haruki

Dinh AaronMk 3 days ago

@FalseProphet - I'm so sorry for your loss

AlternateMan 3 days ago

3 meaningless entries added onto cringe collection in my bio. Don't read it.

1 like: blindwoofer

Ranni 3 days ago

Catching up with everyone after a short, unexpected silence. All is now well.

honorandpride 3 days ago

Class starts today for spring/summer semester, so I might be more sporadic than usual while I settle into the chaos.

1 like: Nemaisare

False Prophet 3 days ago

it's fucking official: i'm getting my diploma

11 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Ambra, Fetzen, Cao the Exiled, OGSG, kersel, blindwoofer, Shu, A Ticklish Ralt, Ranni

FrostWolf 3 days ago

busy with school but fast replies

1 like: Vampiretwilight

AlternateMan 3 days ago

You imply therr are non-sexy vampires

2 likes: blindwoofer, udonoodles

Angel Vicky 4 days ago

Anyone up for a sexy werewolf or vampire rp hit me up!

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Cao the Exiled 4 days ago

@VampireTwilight my wife and do often. Actually, my wife just met Bill Moseley who plays Luigi! She got a signed autograph by him as well.

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Jones Sparrow 4 days ago

“I just need you and some sunsets.”

1 like: blindwoofer

Dinh AaronMk 4 days ago

Goth 4 days ago

As a head's up to my RP partners, I won't be online at all from now through the end of June.

2 likes: vancexentan, Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 4 days ago

Anyone else re-watch repo the genetic opera at times?

3 likes: Tally Dor, Cao the Exiled, Stargazer6225

Vampiretwilight 4 days ago

2 likes: spiral origin, Tab

Tally Dor 4 days ago

Check the 1x1 interest thread for my latest idea of a Necromancer / Priest story!

JDubs 4 days ago

Replies coming either later tonight or tomorrow.

Noogget 4 days ago

Replies are coming! I haven't vanished, again. Just dealing with work and... sorta moving? Life's complicated, be patient with me! I'm a hot mess. <3

2 likes: blindwoofer, Ice Reaver

Ice Reaver 4 days ago

Arashi No Saxophone 5 is the coolest theme for Team Yagami, KOF 13

Jones Sparrow 4 days ago

“She conquered her demons and wore her scars like wings.”

5 likes: Otakuforreal, BangoSkank, blindwoofer, Ice Reaver, Tab

AlternateMan 4 days ago

Solution: make the rich bleed, distribute their wealth and free thr world from dead memes

1 like: honorandpride