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Ophidian 29 min ago

Partners. Things are interesting for me right now. By which I mean miserable. If you need something from me, please yell at me or I will forget.

RukPortgas 32 min ago

I want to be Khalessi's BBF!

1 like: HushedWhispers

Raexeth24 1 hr ago

Sorry I haven't been around, got more hours at work and have been very busy. Will get to replies soon. Also need help getting motivated/inspired again.

1 like: Ophidian

VenusSTAR 1 hr ago

Still struggling, guys. Sorry. I'll get things sorted out and back to posting just as soon as I can. Be patient with me. :3

2 likes: Keplo, Ophidian

Bitter Lies 1 hr ago

Making background info for the RP's I'm setting up. Check out my images to see some of the fun stuff.

1 like: Mae

The Grey Dust 2 hrs ago

Buff Muscle Zombies are in it for the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsssssssssssssss

4 likes: Mae, Crimson Raven, Ophidian, Majoras End

Fabricant451 3 hrs ago

I heard lewd and came running.

5 likes: Mae, Aquanthe, ADParis, grandia20, CrypticCupcake

Cu Chulainn 3 hrs ago

Lewdacris!

1 like: CrypticCupcake

CrypticCupcake 4 hrs ago

Lewd Newds are Gewd

3 likes: Aquanthe, PaulHaynek, JBRam2002

BeanieBaggie 4 hrs ago

what's fun? having 4 people quit and leave you with 3 people to run a store...

1 like: Tracyarmav

Rin 4 hrs ago

@Project: L-lewd...

3 likes: Keplo, Project, CrypticCupcake

Fairy Tale Dreamer 4 hrs ago

I hate Opening shift I have to be up before 6am :(

Project 5 hrs ago

"I was told to swallow my pride, so I did. And spat it right back at their face."

3 likes: Keplo, Tracyarmav, omerta

Simple Unicycle 7 hrs ago

Current mood: pirate the complete discography of Justin Beiber ironically. That isn't a mood, but I'm doing it anyway.

3 likes: Eggs, Keplo, The Cleaner

ArynMae20 8 hrs ago

Ugh, I'm so annoyed. Work can suck my ass lol

1 like: Lazarus

Siaya Dragalorn 8 hrs ago

To whom it concerns: Okay. My posts are likely to be delayed another day on account of unexpected babysitting. -_- On the up side, I found out I can make a fairly decent clay rose.

5 likes: AngelBites15, Tracyarmav, Mag Lev, POOHEAD189, Polarize

CrypticCupcake 9 hrs ago

@Crimson Raven. I wish there was some way I could give you a negative like for that joke. Unfortunately there isn't, so have a like. Just know that it's an ironic like.

4 likes: Eggs, Crimson Raven, Mag Lev, POOHEAD189

Crimson Raven 10 hrs ago

"knock-knock." "Who's there?" "dishes." "Dishes who?" "dishes a very bad knock knock joke."

12 likes: Altered Tundra, MurderVictim, Eggs, RomanAria, Dewey Deftones, Aewin, Simple Unicycle, Fubsy, POOHEAD189, ChickenTeriyaki, The Cleaner, CrypticCupcake

Fisticuffs 11 hrs ago

"There's no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life." -Doc Holliday

1 like: POOHEAD189

AkiraxKazeno 11 hrs ago

Got double ditched this time. No response in a month from them whatsoever...

1 like: AlShayatin

Penny 11 hrs ago

They say a true friend will help you move a body. I don't buy it. People help me move bodies all the time and I dont even like most of them.

4 likes: Dynamo Frokane, Tracyarmav, POOHEAD189, The Cleaner

wheels 12 hrs ago

today is thursday and it has been two weeks since i saw the guy. i really like him i cant wait to hang out with him again. #iwannaofficalbesomeonesbcsinglesuxs.

1 like: DarkAngel Kena

SuperCustodiam 12 hrs ago

Business and Art classes with a project every week

Keyguyperson 12 hrs ago

Yes I got it early, I couldn't wait any longer.

1 like: Mag Lev

Keyguyperson 12 hrs ago

It was a good hamburger.

1 like: Dynamo Frokane

FantasyChic 13 hrs ago

Dude, Persona 5 is freaking AMAZING!

2 likes: AkiraxKazeno, POOHEAD189

AllOurPrettySongs 13 hrs ago

Me, a terrible and mean person: why are people so mean all the time ???

2 likes: POOHEAD189, The Mighty Hero

Rai 13 hrs ago

SAO abridged just gave me life.

3 likes: DarkAngel Kena, POOHEAD189, TechnoWizROK

BubblegumQueen 13 hrs ago

I have a bit of free time. Gonna reply to a lot of s**t and hopefully get some stuff going.

Beliael 14 hrs ago

Work has hit a snag this week. I don't think I'll be able to be on until Friday night. I will, of course, do my best to post before then.

Sanctus Spooki 14 hrs ago

Cyan Bloodbane.

Lovely Complex 14 hrs ago

Now payback is a bad bitch and baby, I'm the baddest. You fuckin' with a savage. [Sorry Not Sorry, Demi Lovato]

1 like: HushedWhispers

Corporal Lance 14 hrs ago

"I wonder why my shirts have holes toward the bottom?" I think to myself, wrapping my shirt around another twist-off bottle cap for leverage.

5 likes: MurderVictim, knuxieh, Keplo, The1Rolling1Boy, ModeGone

The1Rolling1Boy 15 hrs ago

I'm not ready to fail the first day of school.... I'm fucked

ModeGone 15 hrs ago

No idea what to do. Stuck on a few ideas, catching up on what's been posted since my last visit. Trying out a new avatar too.

Majoras End 15 hrs ago

*Pokes the guild*

2 likes: Aquanthe, The1Rolling1Boy

choraki 15 hrs ago

The "In The Air Tonight" cover of In This Moment is literally one of the best covers I've heard so far. Holy shit.

ladyanglaise 16 hrs ago

soundcloud.com/chloeburbank…

Fabricant451 16 hrs ago

I don't know what I clicked on to make Youtube think I wanted to see CinemaSins in my recommendations tab but now I have to scrub my entire history and pray Youtube doesn't fuck up so badly again.

5 likes: Rin, Eggs, Aquanthe, pugbutter, Majoras End

Mercurial 16 hrs ago

You know, I'm in 4 RPs that are basically still going, yet they're all slowing down in unison. IN UNISON.

4 likes: Mae, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Majoras End

KatherinWinter 16 hrs ago

SO QUIET!! Need more RPs :(

1 like: Goldeagle1221

Innis 16 hrs ago

To my lovely writing partners, please bear with my slow responses! I just got engaged and now I'm headed across the Atlantic for a couple weeks. I promise I haven't forgotten you!

4 likes: Spriggs27, Mae, HushedWhispers, SavOrhchid

Framing A Moose 16 hrs ago

"Goodness is not goodness that seeks advantage. Good is good in the final hour, in the deepest pit, without hope, without witness, without reward. Virtue is only virtue in extremis." -River Song

4 likes: MidnightRose, Ophidian, SavOrhchid, Eh

Keyguyperson 17 hrs ago

Just got my wisdom teeth pulled and can't eat solid food 12 hours afterwards. So I'm going to Wendy's at 2 AM to get me a fucking hamburger because good lord do I need a hamburger.

5 likes: Corporal Lance, Dinh AaronMk, RomanAria, Aquanthe, Eh

Fisticuffs 17 hrs ago

Just blasted some Dead Kennedys. Now I feel all anti-authoritarian. I need to go write up some pretentious Facebook posts and order some bumper stickers.

mskennedy615 17 hrs ago

I'm just ready for Tyler, The Creator to drop this album.

Plank Sinatra 17 hrs ago

there's a dril tweet for every day of my life, and when i run out of tweets i'll have run out of life

Plank Sinatra 17 hrs ago

my main issue with "master chief fucks cortana" is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off

rebornfan320 17 hrs ago

Sometimes frustration can sneak up on you. Don't let it win while remembering to have fun in life and here

1 like: Mae

Tlstiffl 18 hrs ago

Am I the only one that absolutely detests the smell of sunscreen?

4 likes: Nallore, ADParis, Graviloquence, Beliael

Mae 18 hrs ago

I may be on the verge of coming down with a cold so if I start spouting nonsense, that's why. Apologies to my roleplay partners if my posts don't make sense ;3

1 like: Beliael

DrunkasaurusRex 18 hrs ago

I'M BAAACCCCKKK!!!

2 likes: Torack, POOHEAD189

Rain 19 hrs ago

It feels weird knowing you have an SO that will happily become a real life waifu. Cosplayers are pretty awesome.

2 likes: Eggs, JBRam2002

kittyluna45 19 hrs ago

I apologize in advance if my replies just... drop off for a bit. Nothing good is happening. I'm sorry.

Stone Dragon 19 hrs ago

I need to move to someplace cold. Like the top of a mountain, with good wifi.

1 like: Lugia

Ophidian 19 hrs ago

It's a sobering realization when there are barbarians at your gates....and they're sealing it shut.

3 likes: Anime_Freak, Sanctus Spooki, Fisticuffs

Sanctus Spooki 20 hrs ago

Ughhh it was way too hot out today, my coffee was literally getting hotter while I was outside. (Which is awesome for my coffee but it's hell for me T_T)

1 like: Light the Dark

Skepic 20 hrs ago

So I guess I'm going to start doing this. Since I now work a job that gives me a computer and not much to do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aquanthe 21 hrs ago

@Majora Congratulations, you've managed to live up to your name.

7 likes: ClocktowerEchos, Simple Unicycle, Framing A Moose, Majoras End, JaceBeleren, Fisticuffs, AlShayatin

Majoras End 21 hrs ago

Finally beat my Majora's Mask 3D game...FINALLLYYYYYYYY

2 likes: Skepic, POOHEAD189

Cyndyr 21 hrs ago

Friend is over. Will try to respond throughout the day.

Fisticuffs 21 hrs ago

"I was once a Dave Matthew's Band Roadie" is second only to "I'm an astronaut" if you're looking to seduce someone.

XxLyraxX 21 hrs ago

A member of my family has passed away. So I will most likely be absent for a few days

2 likes: Cyndyr, POOHEAD189

Fabricant451 21 hrs ago

I miss my ass-atars. But that's because I have like no shame anymore. Perks of being past the point of caring also known as rapidly approaching middle age.

Bitter Lies 21 hrs ago

Voice of Lil' John: PLOTS PLOT PLOTS PLOTPLOTPLOT PLOTS

2 likes: Fubsy, Fisticuffs

KimmiNinja 22 hrs ago

Currently on a trip for 10 days apologizing to all the rps I'm in I'll try to remain active/contribute as much as I can while traveling around

TwelveOf8 22 hrs ago

I procrastinate when I'm feeling too much whilst thinking think too little.

1 like: Mae

Skepic 23 hrs ago

Nice spook ya got there, kid.

1 like: Majoras End

Ophidian 23 hrs ago

"I hadn't heard from you in awhile. I was concerned." "So you brought an entire platoon of imperial stormtroopers with you?!" "....I'm thorough."

10 likes: Anime_Freak, Wick, Guess Who, Hiraeth, Simple Unicycle, POOHEAD189, Morose, Majoras End, SilentWriter83, Fisticuffs

Odin 23 hrs ago

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Anime_Freak 23 hrs ago

Half of the keys on my keyboard are dying so I'll have to write posts on my phone. Replies may be delayed since, on my laptop, I have to copy an paste a bunch of letters to be able to even type this.

2 likes: Smystar99, Ophidian

Lady Amalthea 23 hrs ago

TFW your back finally pops in the first time in forever. Omg, it's heaven!!!!

5 likes: Smystar99, Wick, The Grey Dust, POOHEAD189, Sanctus Spooki

Fisticuffs 23 hrs ago

Understood. I will begin my research immediately.

1 like: Smystar99

TheDarkTemplar 23 hrs ago

I'm back...I think.

1 like: Smystar99

Taaj 23 hrs ago

@Fisticuffs Hentai. You start with hentai.

3 likes: Keplo, Fubsy, Fisticuffs

Fisticuffs 23 hrs ago

Where does one even start with the Cthulhu Mythos?

The Mage 24 hrs ago

Feeling my muse being drained away from me,so I'm gonna be off for a few days.

1 like: Smystar99

Rin 24 hrs ago

It's been a few days since it was announced so I guess I can confirm to myself that the Blazblue/Persona 4/Under Night In-Birth/RWBY crossover fighting game WASN'T some weird fever dream.

2 likes: Smystar99, Fisticuffs

The Grey Dust 24 hrs ago

Hastur > All lesser creatures (everything not Hastur)

2 likes: Ophidian, Fisticuffs

Aewin 24 hrs ago

Dogs are the best, there's no debate.

3 likes: Anime_Freak, Wick, omerta

Rin 1 day ago

Miniature Giant Space Hamsters over all.

1 like: Fubsy

Briza 1 day ago

Balloons!

1 like: KaijuBaragon

Fubsy 1 day ago

Blob Fish > All

2 likes: Majoras End, Dark Lotus

Mega Birb 1 day ago

Birds > Wolves

1 like: Altered Tundra

KaijuBaragon 1 day ago

wolves are crap

1 like: Altered Tundra

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

Coyotes>wolves

1 like: KaijuBaragon

Keplo 1 day ago

Backyard ostriches never eat right.

1 like: Eh

Bitter Lies 1 day ago

I'm not new, but I'm definitely back!

2 likes: Smystar99, Skrubsetsu

Torack 1 day ago

I'm hitting a squat PR today! I'm hitting a squat PR today!!

XxLyraxX 1 day ago

I can't today. I just can't. I'm sorry.

Melo 1 day ago

I hear french and all I can think about is "Omelette du fromage"

9 likes: Emma, Mae, Keplo, Gimple, Simple Unicycle, Mr Rage, Regitnui, AlShayatin, Skrubsetsu

Hostile 1 day ago

If I turned myself invisible and beat a mime to death, he would get a standing ovation.

2 likes: Night_ Star, Skrubsetsu

VKAllen 1 day ago

I am a simple man. I hear 'Merde' and 'Sacra bleau' together I assume its a French person surrendering.

4 likes: Simple Unicycle, ScreenAcne, CrypticCupcake, Skrubsetsu

Simple Unicycle 1 day ago

What's this!? My deception was seen through!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

1 like: CrypticCupcake

CrypticCupcake 1 day ago

"Vous etes plein de merde" means "I believe what you're saying."

2 likes: Simple Unicycle, CatBee

CrypticCupcake 1 day ago

@Simple Unicycle Je parle francais, et tu ne m'as pas trompe.

1 like: Simple Unicycle

The Cleaner 1 day ago

Update, co-worker said I started cackling like the Joker, and was actually afraid for my sanity.

Simple Unicycle 1 day ago

In France, they don't say "I love you", they say "suce ma bite sale pute" which means "don't ever leave me", and I think that's beautiful... Haha, no, it means "suck my dick dirty bitch".

3 likes: Keplo, ChickenTeriyaki, CrypticCupcake

HeySeuss 1 day ago

I'm done running RP's for a while. Just gonna join a couple instead.

The Cleaner 1 day ago

Currently dying, send help; work is literally making me wanna scream.

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, ChickenTeriyaki