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Ayden123plat 10 min ago

Hmmmmm... Avocados From Mexico!

Ivar 33 min ago

Revamping my old ideas. Might post something up soon in casual interest check.

1 like: TokyoPewPew

ColdAtlas 2 hrs ago

Guys 2010 was 30 years ago :o

TokyoPewPew 3 hrs ago

[@Chronic] fyi making me feel old is a hate crime

2 likes: Silent Showers, ColdAtlas

Chronic 5 hrs ago

Why am I just now realizing that 2016 was 8 years ago

1 like: Expendable

wheels 11 hrs ago

its almost time for concert. #excited.

3 likes: Shin Ghost Note, Skwint, Chronic

Chronic 12 hrs ago

Christmas shoppings gonna be the biggest hassle you ever had

2 likes: Crimson Flame, BunniesOfDoom

Kuro 12 hrs ago

My parcel has finally left purgatory hell. It says that it should arrive by tomorrow, but I doubt that tbh.

5 likes: Crawkid, Dark Cloud, Expendable, Chronic, Ayden123plat

Dark Cloud 13 hrs ago

This is a status.

9 likes: Crimson Flame, Guardian Angel Haruki, Crawkid, Shu, ColdAtlas, BunniesOfDoom, Sillyman59, Chronic, Ayden123plat

Letter Bee 13 hrs ago

Hmm... To make, or not to make, a third IC thread for my Roleplay?

Chronic 13 hrs ago

Uncharted 1 is underrated as fuck

ColdAtlas 14 hrs ago

my idiot teacher getting me in trouble because she lost the work I turned in

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Sky Blue

Shin Ghost Note 14 hrs ago

You have to live every day as if you've dropped your pants and told the whole world to suck your dick.

3 likes: Lith, ColdAtlas, Chronic

Vixere 15 hrs ago

Replies will be slow as I settle into a new job.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, ShiningAsh

Cleveraptor 15 hrs ago

Will get to replies tomorrow. I'm currently tired and in a bit of pain.

Sky Blue 15 hrs ago

"THIS SANDWICH IS SO FULL OF GINGER IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A WEASLEY!" "THIS PLATE HAS SO MUCH OIL, THE US MIGHT INVADE IT!"“THIS FISH IS SO RAW, HE'S STILL FINDING NEMO!" ~gordon ramsay~”

Emberdawn2 15 hrs ago

Ngl but Future Is Wild 2007 is one of best show. I saw it not too long ago

Sillyman59 15 hrs ago

fuck I got outplayed

2 likes: Sky Blue, Chronic

Shin Ghost Note 15 hrs ago

so are these nuts

3 likes: Sky Blue, Sillyman59, Chronic

Sillyman59 15 hrs ago

sillyman, more silly than a ferret down your trousers.

1 like: Sky Blue

Chronic 15 hrs ago

It truly is

Little Bird 16 hrs ago

Psychosis is a b*tch

2 likes: Sky Blue, Chronic

Chronic 16 hrs ago

Gonna be training for the next 16 weeks so if I’m not posting that much like I usually do, then do something about it

Alisdragon911 16 hrs ago

Looking for parter to rp a male character in a Naruto RP.

Alisdragon911 16 hrs ago

Look

1 like: Crimson Flame

Kuro 18 hrs ago

Going to be working overnight for a week in case anyone wonders about a change in activity.

Blueflame 19 hrs ago

Spooky scary skeletons

1 like: Sky Blue

Krasnaya 20 hrs ago

Nacho cheese is killing me T__T

1 like: Dark Cloud

Mishi7 20 hrs ago

Idk how to post things T^T help meeeee

Emberdawn2 20 hrs ago

I have tons of salmonid ocs ^.^

1 like: Sillyman59

Sillyman59 20 hrs ago

fuck yeah I love splatoon

1 like: Emberdawn2

Emberdawn2 20 hrs ago

I’m looking for splatoon roleplay with my female human survival oc. She has pets with her. Need someone to play as salmonids.

1 like: Sillyman59

Emberdawn2 20 hrs ago

Good afternoon

Qia 21 hrs ago

What a blessing in disguise honestly.

ShiningAsh 21 hrs ago

Sorry if I annoy you. It's because I like you.

IAmAugustReign 22 hrs ago

4 days of haunted woods, then a double dose of vaccines. How bad could it be? Answer: Bad. Very bad. Holy snozzballs it's bad. A literal war is going on inside me and gahhh it hurts.

Dark Cloud 23 hrs ago

gib me dark fantasy

1 like: Yankee

Krasnaya 1 day ago

Me: I want a gothic/punk modern day spinoff of the Bloodlines game. Person: I want a medieval VtM roleplay that has nothing to do with your request. *insert shocked pikachu when rejected*

1 like: Dark Cloud

Krasnaya 1 day ago

Sometimes posting request threads is not wholly useful, because people will come to you with their own ideas, asking for exactly what you did not want, because they don't read the threads. Jail.

1 like: Dark Cloud

McNephelim 1 day ago

George Washington - "Deforestation is fine.", i think he said that... he did say that right?

Xaltwind 1 day ago

Taking a nap, 'cuz sleepeh

MaxBlazeSola 1 day ago

Rhea Ripley | It's my party and I'll die when I want to ...

1 like: wheels

Chronic 1 day ago

Anyway in the morning I’m gonna apply to a police academy so wish me luck

4 likes: Dark Cloud, ShiningAsh, Silent Showers, Expendable

Sillyman59 1 day ago

i love bands nobody's even heard about. shoot me a pm to get a random album/artist that has like, one soundcloud account tied to them

2 likes: wheels, Chronic

wheels 1 day ago

ready for tuesday. why because I am seeing jelly roll

1 like: Chronic

Chronic 1 day ago

Honestly tho LIKE WHERE IS EVERYONE?

2 likes: Expendable, Sillyman59

Sillyman59 1 day ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this weekend was so boring

wheels 1 day ago

when you are happy and one of your own family members is trying to ruin it for the stupid reasons. I have wanted something for 20 years and put this on top of it. I am tired of being not good enough.

1 like: Expendable

Lildear18 1 day ago

Replies tomorrow! Sorry for the delay

Chronic 1 day ago

“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND” Chronic after pulling up to the local orphanage with a flamethrower

2 likes: Sillyman59, Astro

Kuro 1 day ago

Ordering things online is all fine and dandy until they send it to the literal void of all shipping facilities. Wish they would stop routing my stuff through there.

4 likes: Crimson Flame, Marlowe, Chronic, Astro

BearlyAllThere 1 day ago

Personal stuff going on atm, posts will be delayed

2 likes: headintheclouds, Vixere

ShiningAsh 2 days ago

I walked too much and now everything hurts worse.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Silent Showers

Little Bird 2 days ago

Seahawks showed up in ATL today.

BunniesOfDoom 2 days ago

I have returned! Now can someone please explain to my brain that I am no longer on a ship, that would be great. It won't listen to me

5 likes: Crimson Flame, CitrusArms, Arista, rabidbacon, Expendable

headintheclouds 2 days ago

Hey, I have a fragrance allergy; careful with the aerosols

CitrusArms 2 days ago

I will now dispense an aerosol.

Xhala 2 days ago

PC just exited this plane of existence. Posts might be slow. The ritualist has been contacted and is communing with the spirits. Hopefully it'll be resolved soon.

3 likes: Foster, Arista, The Elvenqueen

Silent Showers 2 days ago

Sword fights are awesome. Everyone needs more sword fights in their life.

5 likes: Foster, The Elvenqueen, ShiningAsh, Saa, Cleveraptor

Hannah 3 days ago

No, you sillyman. Go. Take me with you.

1 like: Sillyman59

Sillyman59 3 days ago

fuck well that ruins my time travel vacation plans.

4 likes: Marlowe, Silent Showers, Chronic, Astro

Hannah 3 days ago

Candlelitsoul, you're not dumb or an idiot. Those titles are reserved for people who take no action in life yet crave recognition, not for people who try & make the world a better safer place. kisses

5 likes: Candlelitsoul, PrinceAlexus, Hari, Saa, TokyoPewPew

Hannah 3 days ago

Ehem. Apple device function goes against instinctual thought process, probably just so they could stand alone and justify hiking up the price of their annoying pop-market brand ;)

2 likes: Saa, TokyoPewPew

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

A couple of people said it was dumb to do it. Because they probably considered them already, and it would take time away from other cases. I was just wanting to help. Now I feel like an idiot.

2 likes: Chronic, Astro

Chronic 3 days ago

Good thing I’m a 1 ,209 miles away from there Now

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

@Chronic There was between the early 1970's and early 2000's. On the OSBI website, they have cold case playing cards with their photos for the Cache Road killings.

2 likes: Chronic, Astro

Chronic 3 days ago

So your telling me that there might be a serial killer runnin around Oklahoma?

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

So, I sent a letter to the OSBI regarding an unidentified serial killer in the 1990's and 2000's. I think i found victims previous to those. A friend made me sound dumb for doing it.

2 likes: Chronic, Astro

Crimson Flame 3 days ago

I’m an iPhone man, soz.

1 like: Chronic

Chronic 3 days ago

Oh don’t tell me we’re about to start a android vs iPhone fight because both are literally almost the exact same in all categories except design

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Candlelitsoul

Kuro 3 days ago

no wonder you're computer illiterate you went with an iphone

1 like: Saa

Chronic 3 days ago

Honestly I have no idea how to work any type of modern computer THATS WHY I’M ON IPHONE

1 like: Crimson Flame

Silent Showers 3 days ago

Boomer detected.

3 likes: Kuro, Chronic, BlazingBark

Chronic 3 days ago

We only have computers from like 2008 or 9 at work. My boss is a cheap asshole

2 likes: PrinceAlexus, TokyoPewPew

Kuro 3 days ago

Trying to do management reports on my work's ancient PCs is frustrating. I've tried multiple computers and I can't even get to our landing page.

2 likes: PrinceAlexus, Chronic

Emberdawn2 3 days ago

I would go see a doctor and hope it wasn’t auto immune disorder

headintheclouds 3 days ago

Caffeine makes my ADHD and anxiety slower.

Expendable 3 days ago

I'm about to be banished for the good of the realm again. Where is the trust in this world, I ask you?

1 like: Marik

Sillyman59 3 days ago

i don't need help, doc! i just need more of those flintstones gummies!

Lith 3 days ago

I think they're self-reporting.

Emberdawn2 3 days ago

Oh and good morning

Emberdawn2 3 days ago

What?

Tlaloc 3 days ago

mfs be out here 30+ roleplaying with children

4 likes: Marik, Mae, TokyoPewPew, Chronic

ShiningAsh 3 days ago

Water makes me more thirsty D:

Chronic 3 days ago

Anyway time to binge watch smii7ys horror videos

Saa 3 days ago

Sorry for delays, I haven't forgotten anyone. <3

1 like: Crimson Flame

Chronic 3 days ago

Caffeine just makes me stressed and depressed honestly

McNephelim 3 days ago

i consume caffeine and i don't feel more focused or anything...

Lith 3 days ago

All I'll say is I have to gulp caffeine to calm down at work.

Silent Showers 3 days ago

I too am an acoustic lad.

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

ADHD brain is literally wired differently. Same goes for us aspies.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Silent Showers

rabidbacon 3 days ago

I find it interesting that caffeine supposedly helps peeps with ADHD become more calm / focused.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Lith

Silent Showers 3 days ago

Caffine is the most consumed stimulant on the planet.

Lith 3 days ago

I think the only drug you're familiar with is sugar. It's time to go to bed.

McNephelim 3 days ago

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headintheclouds 3 days ago

Don't do drugs, kids.

McNephelim 3 days ago

Don't know man i've been fighting my demons for hours, smoke on the water is playing, he has suplexed me into the table, and now he's lifting me saNFKAOSGNFKOSANO, he has thrown me now... this is fine

Chronic 3 days ago

The fuck did the status bar turn into

1 like: Saa

McNephelim 3 days ago

Damm i just writted that... fuck

McNephelim 3 days ago

you're sweating, and you cry, not for the dream, but because you can't get that good juicy redneck ass...