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AlternateMan 1 min ago

Bonus ducks!

Obscene Symphony 1 hr ago

@purple that's fairly the norm in this hobby

2 likes: Ammokkx, Darth Cognus

casper 2 hrs ago

Oh gosh I bought Stardew Valley for the kids at Christmas and I can't stay off it! Love it!

1 like: metanoia

PPQ Purple 2 hrs ago

Games on this forum just go by so slowly. Like, it's been days since I had a chance to post. Days. This is my primary source of entertainment and I've been dry for days.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Saz01

SporkoBug 4 hrs ago

Stardew Valley is such a good game, your parents tell you they're proud of you and it's... It's good.

4 likes: Dark Cloud, BangoSkank, casper, Vyce

Jones Sparrow 4 hrs ago

"And for some reason, I always felt a little more when I would hear you laugh."

1 like: blindwoofer

POOHEAD189 4 hrs ago

You know, I'll be thirty years old in two months, and It still puts a boyish smile on my face whenever a girl says I'm handsome or says I have nice arms.

6 likes: metanoia, Kassarock, LetMeDoStuff, TGM, Vampiretwilight, blindwoofer

Dark Cloud 5 hrs ago

With a GIANT DICK!

BangoSkank 5 hrs ago

I'm Walt Disney, I'm Picasso, I'm Michael. Jackson, Jordan, Game Six. I'm sick.

Dark Cloud 5 hrs ago

Hawt

Vergil Sparda 5 hrs ago

Do you like fish sticks? Do you like fish sticks in your mouth?

1 like: BangoSkank

BangoSkank 6 hrs ago

Me big brain. Me know many thing.

Vergil Sparda 6 hrs ago

Green Einstein knows what up

1 like: BangoSkank

BangoSkank 6 hrs ago

Be glad you recognized the dumpster fire so early. Wise beyond your years. Muy bueno. All that stuff.

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Vergil Sparda

Stormflyx 6 hrs ago

Alternatively, one on one discussions can be had in Private Messages.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Vergil Sparda 6 hrs ago

What I meant was that from what I’ve seen on Discord servers it’s more like a tire fire. Y’know toxic air and all that

1 like: BangoSkank

Obscene Symphony 6 hrs ago

@vergil that strikes me as odd seeing as that pretty much sounds like saying "email has a reputation" but dw the guild discord specifically is def a dumpster fire

2 likes: BangoSkank, Vergil Sparda

Dark Cloud 7 hrs ago

0 is a number so your still something while also nothing, it's win-win both ways.

1 like: Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda 7 hrs ago

What’s my status rep at guys? Is it 0? It’s 0 isn’t it 😔

1 like: Dark Cloud

Blaze Gamma 7 hrs ago

Status bar reputation is so much worse

3 likes: VileSnake, Dark Cloud, Vergil Sparda

Vergil Sparda 7 hrs ago

@Obscene LMAO Discord itself does have a reputation for that sort of thing ngl

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 7 hrs ago

Bone...er?

Akatala 7 hrs ago

Waiting for the next plot twist of Jumanji: Real Life Edition, Season 2.

Obscene Symphony 8 hrs ago

@vergil it's a blessing in disguise, that place is a dumpster fire

3 likes: Dark Cloud, BangoSkank, Vergil Sparda

Ember Sparrow 8 hrs ago

Returning after a nearly 3 year hiatus is sort of daunting....

4 likes: Obscene Symphony, POOHEAD189, BangoSkank, RedXIII

Vergil Sparda 9 hrs ago

Why can’t I access the Discord? The “Authorise” button doesn’t work when you click on it.....

Crimson Flame 9 hrs ago

The brain?

1 like: Obscene Symphony

Obscene Symphony 9 hrs ago

the liver?

1 like: Crimson Flame

Jones Sparrow 10 hrs ago

“I want the part of you that you refuse to give.“

3 likes: Obscene Symphony, blindwoofer, Shu

Shu 10 hrs ago

@LostButterfly92 Your not alone on that. Even things I love I sometimes find them strangely tedious.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, LostButterfly92

LostButterfly92 11 hrs ago

Why is it so hard to stay interested in something, anything? I just don't have the attention span or passion I used to.

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Chuuya, Shu

southern cross 11 hrs ago

I used to be on this site several years ago but left after Guildfall. Now I am back and hoping to find more people to write with.

4 likes: Carantathraiel, Polymorpheus, Dark Cloud, blindwoofer

Vampiretwilight 12 hrs ago

reminder about my username: the twilight part refers more to the time of day than the books/movies of the same name. plus i took it from an old username from another site. thank you.

6 likes: Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, POOHEAD189, Tlstiffl, Shu, Moonshadow

FilthyWeeb 13 hrs ago

Xaltwind- I had to fight myself from posting this, but I've failed. How big was it and did you swallow?

ShwiggityShwah 13 hrs ago

Done with this site for now. Take care.

3 likes: Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, Zoey Boey

Dark Cloud 14 hrs ago

Depends on the Homebrew though.

Obscene Symphony 14 hrs ago

@spork i hear gauging things by how much of a day's money you want them to be worth is the easiest way

1 like: SporkoBug

Xaltwind 14 hrs ago

Argh!! Lockjaw! Damn you, bubblegum!

SporkoBug 15 hrs ago

Pricing Magic Items for Homebrew is hard.

1 like: Dark Cloud

FilthyWeeb 15 hrs ago

Cold War Zombies is free for the weekend. I'm mostly a Black Ops 2 and 3 player, so I'd like to hear from players if it's worth trying out.

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 15 hrs ago

I was lookin' kinda dumb with a finger up my bum.

1 like: Ladypug

Dark Cloud 16 hrs ago

So I took a bite out of it to see.

2 likes: Stanifly, Carmen Sandiego

Stanifly 16 hrs ago

the world was macaroni

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Carmen Sandiego

Stanifly 16 hrs ago

somebody once told me

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Carmen Sandiego

Cu Chulainn 16 hrs ago

tier 3 sub

ZAVAZggg 18 hrs ago

Calling all Ultimate Gods: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Oceanic 18 hrs ago

Sure!

AlternateMan 18 hrs ago

No, but I do have a meme pic I found. Wanna see?

Oceanic 18 hrs ago

Anyone know any good Demon Slayer Roleplays?

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Carmen Sandiego

Majoras End 18 hrs ago

:eyes:

Dark Cloud 19 hrs ago

*Ominous bell sound from Majora's Mask*

Dark Cloud 19 hrs ago

DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY

Bitterblue111 19 hrs ago

4 days.

1 like: Dark Cloud

ZAVAZggg 19 hrs ago

Classes are done for today, and I am available once again.

2 likes: Dark Cloud, RedXIII

AutumnFrost 20 hrs ago

Househunting and everybody having lost their minds in the real-estate economy is currently eating up a lot of time, energy, and motivation. Eventually, I’ll respond to messages and stories.

Seance 20 hrs ago

If anyone is interested in a Bridgerton style 1x1 we should chat :3

1 like: iSuspect

Saz01 1 day ago

When people run in circles it's a very very mad world, mad world

2 likes: metanoia, Moonshadow

Ojo chan 42 1 day ago

Ahhh that one time a year I cna update my Bio. From 24 to 25. Getting olddd

5 likes: POOHEAD189, Hedgehawk, Saz01, LadyAnnaLee, blindwoofer

AnnaWinters 1 day ago

will reply to all my rp's this weekend :)

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

"I just hope that one day- preferable when we're both blind drunk- we can talk about it."

1 like: blindwoofer

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

What will you do in order to control the Warren? roleplayerguild.com/posts/5… The decision is yours!

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Smooth as sandpaper my friend.

Tyler Night 1 day ago

Did you say Shadow Realm? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

It seems I've entered the Shadow Realm.

gorgenmast 1 day ago

Got my 24-pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade, got my diapers on, penis pump on standby, and my external hard drive with 3.72 terabytes of Minions porn at the ready. That's right: Friday night at Googer's!

1 like: Dark Cloud

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Your life is at steak

Magic223 1 day ago

May do some rps here maybe. But dunno.

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Alf from Octopath Traveler was my favorite character. Dude was just so wholesome.

The Ghost Note 1 day ago

If a smoothbrain stabs you, it just means you've been struck by a smooth criminal.

4 likes: VileSnake, Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

I spelled it wrong.

1 like: Shu

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Greetings Quinärin

ShyMoon19 1 day ago

Sorry I haven't replied to anyone today was out most of the day and on the road for a while so I'm pretty exhausted. I'll be sure to reply to everyone tomorrow promise

The World 1 day ago

Doing that is a good way to get your bed, and therefor your body, dirty instead of your hands. Just use your hands and wash them, or wear gloves.

BangoSkank 1 day ago

You're definitely a weird form of ape.

ONL 1 day ago

Fuck. I made myself sad again. Stop it, you mean SOB. Stop. Thanks.

3 likes: Stanifly, Dark Cloud, BangoSkank

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

"Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made."

3 likes: rebornfan320, blindwoofer, LostButterfly92

MarshallLyn 1 day ago

Hello world

1 like: Stanifly

Gravity Bounce 1 day ago

Good luck, you got this.

1 like: Penny

Penny 1 day ago

Job interview at 18: Please, please consider me for this job sir. Job interview now: Just sit back and listen to how fking awesome I am!

11 likes: Catharyn, Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320, GeneralOrgana, Saz01, Shovel, blindwoofer, Shu, Gravity Bounce

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

But not on the weekend.

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Stupid weekend I have no time to myself, during the week everyone fucks off to work and I get some time to myself.

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

"Your not a true Guardian" Guess who I'm quoting.

buttonsy 2 days ago

Trying to install Linux on my old Surface is becoming such an awful headache.

Catharyn 2 days ago

I've just had the craziest week.

1 like: rebornfan320

MachinaDomina 2 days ago

Aw yeah,pay day

2 likes: Dark Cloud, rebornfan320

Lyly 2 days ago

Weekend? Never heard of.

Xaltwind 2 days ago

Aaah, weekend... My old, dear friend... How I missed you

3 likes: rebornfan320, StitchedOwl, Gravity Bounce

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

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rebornfan320 2 days ago

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BangoSkank 2 days ago

careful, he might like that

2 likes: Dark Cloud, MachinaDomina

gorgenmast 2 days ago

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place. I said "get a fucking job or get bent you deadbeat sack of shit" and then I spat in his mouth

2 likes: Kassarock, Moth

Jones Sparrow 2 days ago

"Acting like you don't care is not letting it go."

3 likes: rebornfan320, Vyce, blindwoofer

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

Speaking of Prequel memes, I regret absolutely nothing. cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

2 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Anakin I have the high ground!

1 like: POOHEAD189

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

I see you are well versed in the Th'uum.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

*Obiwan Kenobi voice* Well hello there.

1 like: POOHEAD189

The Nomad 2 days ago

Me: *posts on Steam requesting advice for beating an obviously OP opponent* Some Asshole: Lol I beat that guy with basic weapons and- Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP! DROP DEAD! DAMN YOU AND YOUR BITCH MOM.

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

Hello there.

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Therapeutics? Like Porn right?