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Vampiretwilight 3 min ago

lol

Guy0fV4lor 13 min ago

Bye.

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 14 min ago

1 like: Guy0fV4lor

FilthyWeeb 2 hrs ago

I need new headphones. Can anyone recommend any good brands for around 30 USD?

Cu Chulainn 3 hrs ago

Old Discord got hacked. Forgot to add everyone from it, so if I didn't, add me @ Cu (New)#7754

1 like: Guy0fV4lor

LetMeDoStuff 4 hrs ago

It's treason, then.

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Guy0fV4lor

DamnTheGacha 6 hrs ago

Not. Yet.

1 like: The Elvenqueen

Catharyn 6 hrs ago

I AM the Senate.

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Guy0fV4lor

Lumiere 8 hrs ago

Who is Sandy Loam, and why are they in my garden?

1 like: ur sunflower

Calle 9 hrs ago

Three more days and the current writing competition will close. Then it's voting time, new art contest and NaNoWriMo! November 1st will be a busy day ^_^

3 likes: Yevin, POOHEAD189, canaryrose

LittleMouse 10 hrs ago

Finally, SoC is interesting...why is it always 100+ pages in that a story gets going in a book?

BenG85 12 hrs ago

responses coming, followed by browsing, and thinking hard about getting involved in rp's

LittleMouse 12 hrs ago

Did my Literature class just make it impossible to pass with giving work but NO WHERE to submit it? Yes. Yes it did.

BangoSkank 13 hrs ago

PuddingPunter, I like your style

3 likes: puddingpunter, Shiva, Lyly

gorgenmast 14 hrs ago

Siri, what’s the melting point of people?

puddingpunter 14 hrs ago

I need more dogs.

9 likes: metanoia, Dagger, Angel Vicky, Shiva, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, BangoSkank, BleedingLover, blindwoofer

Syrenrei 14 hrs ago

I am making great progress on one of my art projects at least!

3 likes: POOHEAD189, swift, blindwoofer

POOHEAD189 16 hrs ago

The Necromonger in me warns you to stay away. But the Furyan in me … hopes you won't listen.

1 like: blindwoofer

FilthyWeeb 16 hrs ago

I can't believe a shark and a tsundere boomer are making me reconsider my stance on Minecraft.

1 like: Rin

ur sunflower 16 hrs ago

@blindwoofer what a great spooky halloween story, im scared D:

1 like: Yankee

Vampiretwilight 16 hrs ago

"How sad it would be if laughter should disappear." -Undertaker(black butler)

blindwoofer 17 hrs ago

Gotta love when you lose internet for the whole damn day. -.-

2 likes: puddingpunter, POOHEAD189

BangoSkank 17 hrs ago

FLIPMODE Squad, World Domination in Progress Mother F....

1 like: The Ghost Note

The Ghost Note 17 hrs ago

FLIIIIIPMODE

1 like: BangoSkank

BangoSkank 17 hrs ago

It's time Goddamit. New Busta. m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jkof…

KZOMBI3 18 hrs ago

a life without boreas? count me out

2 likes: Icy Hot, fledermaus

FilthyWeeb 18 hrs ago

"What's a Hemingway?" "Oh, about a pound."

1 like: Maglar

Siaya Dragalorn 18 hrs ago

"Words should wander and meander. They should fly like owls and flicker like bats and slip like cats. They should murmur and scream and dance and sing." ~David Almond

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Maglar

Jessica Bunny 18 hrs ago

thinks Hemingway is an overrated cock snot.

1 like: BangoSkank

Jessica Bunny 18 hrs ago

So I have an English professor who has a hard-on for Ernest Hemingway. That’s all we’ve read all semester. One narcissistic bit of dribble after the next. Please tell me I’m not the only one who...

1 like: POOHEAD189

Truant 18 hrs ago

Went from "yeah an 11 a.m. appointment would be great" to "why did I say that" in a span of 10 seconds

1 like: DamnTheGacha

Icy Hot 18 hrs ago

life without z? don't want it 🥺

2 likes: fledermaus, KZOMBI3

SporkoBug 20 hrs ago

Just a heads up for my lovely roleplay partners, I will be rather slow on replies the next three days. Big dnd thing happening and I'm catering and running it all.

Obscene Symphony 21 hrs ago

p o r n h u b

3 likes: Darcs, Skwint, BenG85

BenG85 21 hrs ago

I dunno, rules tend to be pretty clear on what's not a good thing to do if banning is a concern (unless one is more concerned with what they can get away with, I suppose)

Obscene Symphony 21 hrs ago

Did you just censor pornhub

1 like: Skwint

The Ghost Note 21 hrs ago

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1 like: Yevin

BenG85 21 hrs ago

me too roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Smystar99 22 hrs ago

I just love how on the rare occasion I join a group rp it just feels like a family half the time. The support is just, you people are so sweet <3

9 likes: Crimson Flame, The Ghost Note, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, canaryrose, Silent Showers, Yankee, BenG85, blindwoofer

The Ghost Note 22 hrs ago

It's not a waste of time, it depends on where you put them and how you present them. The Guild's looking a little dead lately so that's a thing.

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, Silent Showers, BenG85

BenG85 22 hrs ago

I forget, is the interest checks a waste of time? would I get more interest by jumping strait to OOC posting (I mean, that tends to be when I put out enough material to get interest anyway)?

FilthyWeeb 22 hrs ago

I don't see what the problem is. The date of release is right in the title for Cyberpunk.

dhawan 23 hrs ago

a game thrice delayed is 100 hour work weeks and employees on the brink of hospitalisation

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, Truant

Silent Showers 23 hrs ago

If I was a game studio I'd rather have mouth breathing knuckle draggers get a little upset over a delay instead of have a No Man's Sky release.

Cleverbird 23 hrs ago

A rushed game is forever bad, a delayed game is Cyberpunk 2077.

Exit 23 hrs ago

@ur sunflower- Such witty. So amaze. *Gives like*

1 like: ur sunflower

Majoras End 23 hrs ago

Welp, 6 weeks of PT it is. Wish me luck starting next week.

Boss Kermit 1 day ago

As a IT guy and computer sales rep, the two types I DREAD seeing come my direction are boomers and house wives.

4 likes: Angel Vicky, The Elvenqueen, Silent Showers, blindwoofer

FilthyWeeb 1 day ago

Me: "I need a new winter coat." My inner chuuni: "I have a suggestion. Why not look like this guy?" youtu.be/xMacgfpCkvY

Ambra 1 day ago

Cause I know there's crazy idiot extremists on both sides. God forbid people start dying or a civil war starts. That's the last thing we need as a country.

2 likes: Lugia, Vyce

Cleverbird 1 day ago

My brain right now: youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2yt…

Ambra 1 day ago

I'm kinda scared about what's going to happen on the 3rd. Not so much about who's going to win the election but about the reaction of the American people.

2 likes: Lugia, Vyce

ur sunflower 1 day ago

~inserts amazingly witty status update~ c:

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Exit, Silent Showers

DemonMiyu 1 day ago

I know he's gone and never come back, but I can't seem to let go of Krinos Solstice. He was my first friend on this site and I don't want him to fade away. Big mood shift, but yeah.

Mikimandolin 1 day ago

In the Philippines update has changed to November but I will keep you all updated

DemonMiyu 1 day ago

-while muted on a Zoom meeting during class- .... -screams into the endless void- I am so tired.

1 like: Crimson Flame

Love Dove 1 day ago

Is completely over everyfuckingthing

1 like: ur sunflower

Angel Vicky 1 day ago

Head full of cold. Again :(

Truant 1 day ago

My dog has made the decision to use her brand new bed as a pillow. A pillow to rest only her tiny head on.

8 likes: Hank, Angel Vicky, puddingpunter, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, nightmare medx, Guy0fV4lor, FilthyWeeb

Jones Sparrow 1 day ago

See You Space Cowboy...

6 likes: The Ghost Note, Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, FilthyWeeb, DamnTheGacha, blindwoofer

FilthyWeeb 1 day ago

Do you like piña coladas? And getting caught in the rain?

4 likes: Love Dove, Jones Sparrow, Angel Vicky, rebornfan320

The Ghost Note 1 day ago

My next rp is known as the Non-Binary Pals.

2 likes: SporkoBug, BenG85

CrowdedMind 1 day ago

As if it weren't already official, I now have proof: I am a genuine Internet idiot hahaha

1 like: Jones Sparrow

Letter Bee 1 day ago

*Takes a deep breath, tries to relax.*

Tala93 1 day ago

It's Spoopy Time!

1 like: POOHEAD189

The Ghost Note 1 day ago

I bet Mahz bought a Ferrari with the Ad Revenue Money.

1 like: Chuuya

The Ghost Note 1 day ago

I guess my last words will be: Any last words?

1 like: Zoey Boey

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Andreyich 1 day ago

Large fingers make using websites on phones tedious

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

I adore this gremlin. ❤️ cdn.discordapp.com/attachme…

4 likes: Rin, Andreyich, rebornfan320, DamnTheGacha

Guy0fV4lor 2 days ago

K/DA Gragas when

1 like: Ambra

Ambra 2 days ago

k/da is overrated. give me some more true damage

Otakuforreal 2 days ago

I gave myself bangs and my self confidence has shot up through the roof

3 likes: honorandpride, swift, ur sunflower

Hey Im Jordan 2 days ago

k/da k/da k/da k/da k/da k/da k/da

1 like: metanoia

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

Rice, chicken, and veggies for supper. Mmm…

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

2/2 No matter the human." -Sebastian Michaelis

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

1/2 "Humans are easily tempted. When they are poised on the edge of hellish despair, and a spider-thin thread of salvation presents itself, they will invariably grasp it.

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320

rebornfan320 2 days ago

I apologize to my partners for struggling to reply as my muse has taken a hit as of late..

1 like: Vampiretwilight

ur sunflower 2 days ago

@rosentrot COOL!!

1 like: Rosenrot

Rosenrot 2 days ago

Finally, some more art I'm actually proud to call mine... instagram.com/p/CG0TKc3JE7T

2 likes: rebornfan320, ur sunflower

Jones Sparrow 2 days ago

"Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy."

1 like: rebornfan320

GalaxyBrain 2 days ago

Note to self, check site more often after being busy up to my head..Literally.

1 like: Jones Sparrow

DemonMiyu 2 days ago

Me pre-ordering Cyberpunk 2077 as a treat for dealing with 2020 bullshit: i.pinimg.com/originals/e4/a…

1 like: Jones Sparrow

Lord Orgasmo 2 days ago

It's snowing. Fuck.

1 like: DamnTheGacha

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

What the fuck . . . ?

1 like: Vampiretwilight

The Ghost Note 2 days ago

roleplaying killed my parents

2 likes: metanoia, Mao Mao

AlternateMan 2 days ago

An eye for an eye....and a requiem for a traitor

2 likes: Guy0fV4lor, DamnTheGacha

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

Couldn't sleep last night, so I wound up rearranging my books and shelves and working on art projects.

ur sunflower 2 days ago

the trouble with online schoolwork is that its so easy to just... wind up on here instead CX

2 likes: Crimson Flame, canaryrose

HaleyTheRandom 2 days ago

On the other hand, the more I think about it, the more I'd rather have a positive Covid test than a positive pregnancy test.

8 likes: metanoia, Crimson Flame, Dagger, Venus, Melissa, Vampiretwilight, blindwoofer, ur sunflower

HaleyTheRandom 2 days ago

So the Covid results came back positive. Gonna be out of work for a bit. This is literally the last thing I needed.

1 like: Vampiretwilight

Venus 2 days ago

That sounds perfectly splendid

metanoia 2 days ago

Not for nothing but every month should be mental health awareness month

7 likes: The Ghost Note, Ken, HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, Melissa, Roach

Tlstiffl 2 days ago

40 degrees and raining, but I'm still waiting in line to vote.

2 likes: Vyce, BenG85

AnnaWinters 2 days ago

Nightshifts this week, replies might be less often

1 like: Squirrel98

Jones Sparrow 2 days ago

"You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering."

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, nightmare medx, ur sunflower

POOHEAD189 2 days ago

Well I've self published on amazon, but I'm doing traditionally published work now. Thanks though :)

8 likes: metanoia, Ken, Venus, Inertia, megatrash, blindwoofer, Lyly, ur sunflower

FilthyWeeb 2 days ago

What about Amazon? Considering all the weird erotica and unlicensed fan fictions I've seen on Kindle, it shouldn't be hard.

1 like: LittleMouse

POOHEAD189 2 days ago

The problem is Novellas in that genre are a hard sell unless it's in an anthology, whereas Novels sell more easily. And I did look at the publisher, but you'd still need to peddle an Agent beforehand.

swift 2 days ago

When you realize just after you make a big post that you just created a character called Mercy whose profession is Mercenary. Mercy the Mercenary.

2 likes: The Ghost Note, EpicRoleplay