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Chasebloodcrest 10 min ago

College at day, work at night. Oh, If only life can give me a fucking break.

Graviloquence 10 min ago

Why does doing the right thing have to suck so badly so often?

1 like: Otaku95

Lola 10 min ago

Hi all! I'll catch up with everyone on Thursday, work is a little crazy this week..

POOHEAD189 29 min ago

I think once I get done with a few personal projects, I'll make a comprehensive list of my guild friends on my profile!

4 likes: Wick, Graviloquence, Fetzen, BoyMom035

Odin 36 min ago

I can't remember the last time the status bar was this bad.

1 like: Mag Lev

Raging Ghost 1 hr ago

Here I am back. Why I'm not sure as it's obvious I can't click with anyone when it comes to role playing and my ideas are all underappreciated.

1 like: rebornfan320

Jaded 1 hr ago

Just a refresher if anyone missed the link: I am trying to break a record for having the longest RP(Timewise) and I need help roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Dewey Deftones 2 hrs ago

I had needles poked into my ribs repeatedly. At least the doctor who did the procedure was easy on the eyes. :P

4 likes: Lazarus, Ophidian, Fetzen, BoyMom035

Lmpkio 2 hrs ago

Dewey I feel you... my throat and body were extremely sore after mine.

1 like: Dewey Deftones

Dewey Deftones 2 hrs ago

Jist got home from my biopsy. The procedure was mostly painless, but now that the anaesthetic is worn off, I'm so sore. Fuuuuck me

4 likes: Otaku95, Lmpkio, Ophidian, BoyMom035

Otaku95 2 hrs ago

Apparently my stepdad's cat throws up whenever we do something that displeases him. And here I thought I was just being paranoid.

2 likes: choraki, BoyMom035

BoyMom035 2 hrs ago

@Ebonsquire *Eats a piece of cake while staring at you*

3 likes: Altered Tundra, King Tai, Ebonsquire

Ebonsquire 2 hrs ago

when i see an obese person eating something fattening like ice cream or cake or what have you, i feel an intense urge to take it away from them

4 likes: King Tai, Mag Lev, BoyMom035, Afro Samurai

Y Hywel 2 hrs ago

dropbox.com/s/uuiv5orxtffqt…

1 like: Ater FireSoul

Y Hywel 2 hrs ago

Boredom is Laziness in it's most complex form of being :P

Y Hywel 2 hrs ago

This is Boredom: Boredom

BoyMom035 3 hrs ago

Everyone visiting my profile now after mentioning a grandbaby... 😂

2 likes: King Tai, Y Hywel

Jaded 3 hrs ago

So my little sister is named Harlie and I got her a Harley quinn plush for her first birthday.... now i can die a happy brother

12 likes: catchamber, Otaku95, HushedWhispers, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, BoyMom035, Regitnui, Overlord Thraka, rebornfan320, PrinceAlexus, Scarescrow, Y Hywel

BoyMom035 3 hrs ago

Just found out that my 2nd granddaughter was born this morning! ❤

11 likes: catchamber, Blubaron45, Arista, King Tai, Lady Amalthea, Mag Lev, Greenie, Overlord Thraka, PrinceAlexus, Jaded, Y Hywel

BoyMom035 3 hrs ago

@Hillan Well, I'd have to say I'd be highly disappointed lol

1 like: AngelBites15

Jaded 4 hrs ago

Yo I'm gonna try an experiment. I'm trying to start the longest running Roleplay. Here's the interest check, If you're interested. roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Hillan 4 hrs ago

Hey man, I'm just asking the hardhitting questions.

3 likes: catchamber, BoyMom035, Jaded

BoyMom035 4 hrs ago

@Hillan ... LOL what!? XD

Hillan 5 hrs ago

Y'all ever stop to smell the roses but instead of roses its your own butthole

3 likes: Rockette, ScreenAcne, BoyMom035

Fetzen 5 hrs ago

Have an appointment with the doc tomorrow. Something's really wrong with me. After today's experience I know that for certain.

1 like: Ophidian

catchamber 5 hrs ago

@SouffleGirl123 I like chicks dressed in gender neutral armors: cdna.artstation.com/p/asset…

2 likes: Serenia, SouffleGirl123

SouffleGirl123 5 hrs ago

I never understood the armour that's practically a metal bikini, what the hell is that meant to cover? There's legit no vital organs covered.

3 likes: catchamber, POOHEAD189, Metadude

Leslie Hall 5 hrs ago

@Jaded Kicking you seems a bit drastic... like they could have privately messaged you and explained that the individual found that phrase made them uncomfortable.

1 like: Jaded

Jaded 5 hrs ago

Got kicked out of a group for saying "Grammar Nazi". I later found out that the leader's grandfather was a allied soldier and for some reason that triggered him.

DC The Dragon 6 hrs ago

Chillin like a Villain.

1 like: LeamonZest89

Y Hywel 6 hrs ago

Boredom is a state of being, it is neither physical or mental. it just is. there are living examples of the embodiment of boredom, ie: me

ArenaSnow 7 hrs ago

Boredom is a condition spawned by not finding something to do, out of a myriad of possibilities. In other words, when I'm bored, it's because I'm being lazy. >.>

5 likes: Shienvien, ScreenAcne, Aiyanna, LeamonZest89, Y Hywel

KawaiiKyouko 8 hrs ago

@Project Become a pie addict, claim cake people are scum

1 like: BoyMom035

Y Hywel 8 hrs ago

Boredom is the start of all non-logical and some rare logical actions. I know from experience xD

Project 8 hrs ago

I'm officially twenty-one years old now, so I'm a legit adult. What should I do to commemorate?

1 like: Y Hywel

Metadude 8 hrs ago

I really want some vanilla icecream, with salted caramel and crushed peanuts

SantosGabriel77 9 hrs ago

My thirst for roleplays must be quenched......

2 likes: BoyMom035, Y Hywel

Altered Tundra 10 hrs ago

Sometimes you just have to go where the wind guides you even if it's somewhere dangerous.

1 like: BoyMom035

Kuroakuma 10 hrs ago

yo i just noticed people can read my statuses whoa that's trippy

2 likes: catchamber, Metadude

Kuroakuma 10 hrs ago

if you wanan pm me do it cuz i'm bored most of the time and chatting is fun

BCTheEntity 10 hrs ago

I don't know any Astolfo, but what is his opinion on armour? Positive, or "hah, that's dumb"?

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago

what would happen if Astolfo was actually a woman though like isn't it weird how they happily genderswap King Arthur and then make Astolfo almost a genderswap

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago

now it's set up and people can know the things to pm me about when they stalk me, hell yeah

Kuroakuma 11 hrs ago

man i swear i set up my bio what the heck

ihinka 12 hrs ago

Sorry, people. Had a birthday this Saturday and had time for little else. I'll see about posts today or tomorrow.

2 likes: Alfhedil, POOHEAD189

Altered Tundra 12 hrs ago

And that's how I have so many friends. I set the bar so low that there isn't any way that there's anyone lower than me.

1 like: POOHEAD189

POOHEAD189 12 hrs ago

You set a low bar, Tunny.

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Mag Lev

Altered Tundra 12 hrs ago

Never a dull moment on the Guild afterhours.

Evil Snowman 12 hrs ago

Out tonight at frag fest will be home whenever I get home. No posts till I do.

Penny 13 hrs ago

Look, loving the new Outlander doesn't necessarily make me trash ok!

2 likes: Altered Tundra, PrinceAlexus

SirSqueakalot91 14 hrs ago

There is an incredible lack of dinosaur rps on here.

6 likes: Altered Tundra, Otaku95, xlifeisgood, POOHEAD189, Mangrale, PrinceAlexus

Majoras End 14 hrs ago

My mechanical pencil ran out of led. *internal screaming*

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Poi

Crimson Raven 14 hrs ago

Bad Habits haunt me

2 likes: Altered Tundra, vancexentan

Poi 15 hrs ago

A stupid meme had me searching for character art I remember liking in the past. Damned orange transparent chainsaws.

datadogie 15 hrs ago

"Why did you replay my snapchat?" "Maybe because it's 2 seconds long, and so how the heck am I supposed to know what's happening in it without looking it again!?"

Blaze Gamma 15 hrs ago

*Generic comment about Otaku making him suicidal*

4 likes: HereComesTheSnow, Otaku95, Plank Sinatra, Majoras End

HereComesTheSnow 15 hrs ago

Being a gambling addict with only 20 Saint Quartz is exhausting.

4 likes: Altered Tundra, vancexentan, Plank Sinatra, FrankenDaughter

Otaku95 15 hrs ago

*insert status questioning why I ever open my mouth when talking just gets people mad at me here*

Smystar99 16 hrs ago

Pre-con pressure is on!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, FrankenDaughter

Spirit 16 hrs ago

I'm bad at talking today.

Blubaron45 16 hrs ago

Being a pretentious, uninteresting douchebag is exhausting...

3 likes: Smystar99, HereComesTheSnow, Thorned Hammer

Surtr 16 hrs ago

[@Altered Tundra] It's less that no one is interested in your "humor"... it's more that you have a terrible personality, that's all.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, HereComesTheSnow, Blubaron45

j8cob 16 hrs ago

Being an attractive male with a sociable personality is exhausting.

2 likes: Altered Tundra, HereComesTheSnow

POOHEAD189 16 hrs ago

I've really wanted an Arabian Nights 1x1 for a long time, but because of that I'd only really do it with someone I'd trust to be a good writer.

rebornfan320 17 hrs ago

@Tundra I know that pain but it seems no one is interested in a brainy guy with humor

1 like: Altered Tundra

Spirit 17 hrs ago

@Tundra I feel ya bud.

Altered Tundra 17 hrs ago

Being a hopeless romantic with a sarcastic mind is exhausting.

10 likes: Ruby, Alfhedil, Wick, Otaku95, Tracyarmav, Ophidian, headintheclouds, rebornfan320, sweetserenity, Spirit

Ophidian 17 hrs ago

......Soooo I have a restored civil war rifle. Just saying. If anyone needs an angel of death here....

9 likes: Altered Tundra, Anime_Freak, Smystar99, Poi, The Grey Dust, Otaku95, Graviloquence, POOHEAD189, rebornfan320

Blaze Gamma 17 hrs ago

Otaku is making me glad I don't own a gun. I would be eating the barrel.

9 likes: Rin, Smystar99, Poi, Otaku95, Plank Sinatra, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Polarize, rebornfan320

Otaku95 17 hrs ago

I have one rule for dating me, ladies: you MUST be a nerd. Bonus points if you're an otaku. Extra bonus points if you're a tsundere.

3 likes: Poi, rebornfan320, sweetserenity

Sierra 18 hrs ago

I need to get around to advertising the updated version of .... everything. I've been working alone too much.

1 like: Smystar99

The Grey Dust 18 hrs ago

My latest post is like 20% allusions. With Frozen, WoW, LoTR, and Arthurian references in one post. D:

4 likes: Smystar99, Ophidian, POOHEAD189, Sierra

DrunkasaurusRex 18 hrs ago

Maybe I'm just getting old, but it seems like South Park just isn't that funny anymore.

2 likes: Smystar99, BoyMom035

Medusia 18 hrs ago

If anyone is up for an erotic 18+ monster roleplay or anything feel free to Dm me.

1 like: Spirit

mskennedy615 18 hrs ago

Staying up all night watching old episodes of Gotham is great... until you realize that you'll only be running on two hours of sleep the next day.

2 likes: Smystar99, Rai

HushedWhispers 18 hrs ago

So I know that I got some explaining to do. I will get back to everyone in a timely manner.

1 like: Alfhedil

Spirit 18 hrs ago

I need more "dark mistress lace clad in royal purple with black dress wearing a devious grin and a equally wicked mind" in my life.

4 likes: Rune_Alchemist, Otaku95, Medusia, rebornfan320

Otaku95 18 hrs ago

Alolan Dugtrio has two main features that set it apart: its fabulous blonde hair and steel type, and what does that make them? A hair metal trio.

1 like: Poi

Poi 19 hrs ago

*renews WoW sub* Hello? Yes, I would like to sign my life over again to Blizzard.

2 likes: Uncertain Tea, Overlord Thraka

Stormflyx 19 hrs ago

When you're the first person at the office in the morning the only logical thing to do is have a dance, right?

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Poi, Universorum, Ophidian

Uncertain Tea 19 hrs ago

I'm stressin'. I have a lot of replies to crank out, with no time to do it. Or at least, not in the time frame that I want. :(

Little Eden 19 hrs ago

Sorry for leaving a couple of my partners hanging. In between running a group RP, getting a new dog, and restarting university, my head's been everywhere and nowhere. Tomorrow is a soft mental reset.

BoyMom035 20 hrs ago

Ah, them 2 hours are catching up to me. Migraine headache here we come... lovely

1 like: POOHEAD189

Blaze Gamma 21 hrs ago

I don't understand half of what you just said, but it's still pushing me to drink.

2 likes: Otaku95, Ophidian

Otaku95 21 hrs ago

@Blaze Gamma— My whole life is sad. Seriously, someone could make a WataMote-esque cringe comedy about my life.

Blaze Gamma 21 hrs ago

But have your statuses started making you sad yet?

1 like: Ophidian

Otaku95 21 hrs ago

I'm not gonna write statuses in third-person anymore. Ironically enough I started doing it to annoy people but now it just annoys ME.

3 likes: Rin, BoyMom035, PrinceAlexus

PrinceAlexus 22 hrs ago

If you wanna spend money, your money on your mobile game. Who right is it to tell you not to. Long as you warned it. It's yours to do with as you wish.

2 likes: NobodiesHero, Lurking Krog

Ambra 22 hrs ago

what new harry potter books. *is having mental breakdown*

Erklings25 22 hrs ago

Only just heard about the new HP books. Should I be happy or horrified?

Ophidian 22 hrs ago

Take your stars and give me my scars/I'd rather sing long and live free/So, take this cup the hell away from me!

Anime_Freak 23 hrs ago

Replies coming soon

1 like: Ophidian

Ophidian 23 hrs ago

...And before I left. Someone asked what was in the apple crumb. Apple. It's apple. It's in the name. IT IS IN THE NAME.

2 likes: Anime_Freak, NobodiesHero

codex 23 hrs ago

Who cares if someone spent money on a mobile game unless it was your money without your permission?

3 likes: Lady Amalthea, PrinceAlexus, Lurking Krog

datadogie 23 hrs ago

I don't understand some people, those without a lack of common fucking courtesy.

1 like: Lady Amalthea

Miss Gallagher 1 day ago

Guh... My illness flared up and I'm basically stuck on the couch... Barely slept, feel like hell, and yet I can only rest for so long. Things to do... -Sighs- ;-;

4 likes: Hekazu, The Fated Fallen, POOHEAD189, Y Hywel

Otaku95 1 day ago

Why it's important to know the difference between "canon" and "cannon" : media.giphy.com/media/7SrHw…

vancexentan 1 day ago

I think I'm done with Reddit sitting down with a collective minus fifty plus downvotes just because I wanted to attempt to defend a guy for spending money on a mobile game.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Jollan 1 day ago

Having trouble studying for that midterm? Try putting it off and making a post ;)

5 likes: Otaku95, Graviloquence, POOHEAD189, BoyMom035, rebornfan320

Regitnui 1 day ago

So much fuss about how the anthem is being disrespected when there are bigger problems crippling them. Patriotism in some countries is about lifting everyone up, so the country as a whole thrives.

4 likes: Rin, Ophidian, Polarize, rebornfan320