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Shadow Dragon 3 hrs ago

When will life stop hitting me with a stick?

2 likes: Monochromatic, Stargazer6225

Zoey Boey 3 hrs ago

crazy how 7 days can feel shorter than 2 days. timey wimey

5 likes: AnnaWinters, Monochromatic, Shadow Dragon, Yankee, Stargazer6225

Feyblue 3 hrs ago

Man, I haven't changed my status in like a year, what am I even doing

2 likes: Orzhova, Yankee

Todd Howard 4 hrs ago

Butcher Pete

1 like: Orzhova

Dinh AaronMk 4 hrs ago

Rude Buster

1 like: BrokenPromise

AlternateMan 4 hrs ago

Rocket jump waltz

Lulise 5 hrs ago

I was finally able to finish a commission today that's been due for months <3

2 likes: Venus, viktorseier

honorandpride 5 hrs ago

I was just informed that people are nebulizing hydrogen peroxide. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

6 likes: AnnaBeth, Nemaisare, Orzhova, canaryrose, Operator Luna, Demi

Fetzen 5 hrs ago

Sudden, high pitched noise coming from my PC. Shut it down. So I start into the new week not knowing whether it'll keep working. Great.

1 like: Orzhova

AllOurPrettySongs 5 hrs ago

Tried to write ‘ratbag’ in a post and accidentally wrote ‘rathag’. Please refer to me from this point forward as The Rathag

2 likes: Orzhova, Stargazer6225

toodles98 7 hrs ago

Who the fuck mocks someone for wanting to RP??? Apparently the CrisTales fandom does :) So for that reason I will no longer be searching for an RP partner in that fandom lmao

3 likes: vancexentan, BizarreLolli, Yankee

Caster 9 hrs ago

Not sorry

3 likes: blindwoofer, Shu, Stargazer6225

Stargazer6225 9 hrs ago

Now that "Macaroni with the chicken strips" tiktok is stuck in my head. I'm also hungry.

Caster 9 hrs ago

Mmmmm mac n cheese and chicken tendies.

2 likes: Riley Tucker, blindwoofer

Demi 10 hrs ago

How does one go about finding a co-gm for a regency period group RP (similar to Bridgerton)?

Uncertain Tea 10 hrs ago

Mmm, week old cold Dominos pizza.

3 likes: Orzhova, LadyRatKing, Stargazer6225

Xaltwind 10 hrs ago

Mmmm, Chili Cheesetops~ Om nom nom

TGM 10 hrs ago

Back to the Genshin mines...

3 likes: metanoia, knuxieh, Yankee

Morose 11 hrs ago

Just kicked off story arc number SEVEN in Agents of SHIELD - can't believe this is our penultimate arc!

3 likes: Hank, Nallore, TGM

AlternateMan 12 hrs ago

I unironically thought it was related to a Chris and am refraining from searching it at all, please confirm thst I am wrong

toodles98 12 hrs ago

Someone on shamchat thought CrisTales is... An Undertale AU. I guess Undertale is the only fandom that gets to have 'tale' in the name then??????

Xacha 12 hrs ago

Here's the thing about Cyberpunk: you need the Cyber, but you can't forget the Punk. If it doesn't have that cynical edge, then you've just got near-future sci-fi.

4 likes: Caster, KitsuneWarrior, Yankee, viktorseier

KitsuneWarrior 13 hrs ago

Based sockpisser

1 like: viktorseier

TheMerlin 13 hrs ago

Listening to Queen - The Show Must Go On to keep myself motivated for writing.

1 like: viktorseier

Penny 14 hrs ago

More RP ideas than time to RP :(

15 likes: Hank, AnnaWinters, Kassarock, Venus, The Elvenqueen, Caster, TGM, honorandpride, Shadow Dragon, Vyce, Silent Showers, Yankee, blindwoofer, TheMerlin, Xacha

LetMeDoStuff 14 hrs ago

*pisses on your dad's paddington bear socks*

2 likes: KitsuneWarrior, viktorseier

Odin 17 hrs ago

Greedfall gets better but the opening scene is defo kinda out there, lol. It's definitely not the greatest game ever though, I wrote a lengthy review on it, the story is pretty meh all round.

1 like: TGM

Operator Luna 20 hrs ago

Making random and silly names for potential RPs is my new favourite pastime

7 likes: Monochromatic, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, TGM, Yankee, blindwoofer, Shu

vancexentan 1 day ago

Tried Greedfall immediately refunded it. I'm not sure if it needed more time but you're immediately thrust into a story with no idea what's up. You're just a noble dude. Need more than that for an rpg

KitsuneWarrior 1 day ago

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the galaxy. Born just in time to get strung out on percocets and watch season 7 of the Simpsons.

4 likes: Orzhova, Tlstiffl, Stargazer6225, ZxyxZemon

AlternateMan 1 day ago

But as I drove back home that night, her tender snout still in my eyes, left just confusion in my mind, is it true love? Or just a crush on a twelveth century French sculpture?

Demi 1 day ago

Who caught COVID from a COVID denier? Oh wait, me!

6 likes: AnnaBeth, Orzhova, POOHEAD189, canaryrose, honorandpride, Auroraskies

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

Can I have some live poultry

1 like: Orzhova

Charlie Foxtrot 1 day ago

*starts throwing books, assorted rotten produce, and live poultry at Nakushita*

Nakushita 1 day ago

A book just fell on my head, I only have myshelf to blame.

4 likes: Orzhova, puddingpunter, Red Rust, Charlie Foxtrot

honorandpride 1 day ago

Posts hopefully tonight or tomorrow!

2 likes: Nemaisare, Demi

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

My disgust for mobile games is warring with my love of Lord of the Rings with all these LOTR: Rise to War advertisements.

3 likes: metanoia, JustSergey, blindwoofer

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

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Noogget 1 day ago

Hey, so it's been a while since I mentioned this; I have a bunch of free Steam keys to give out at the bottom of my profile, and I have just added three new games. Check 'em out! <3

1 like: honorandpride

Silent Showers 1 day ago

To all of my people! I am finally settling in at the new place and will reply soon!

2 likes: Otakuforreal, Riley Tucker

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

have a good day everyone

2 likes: Monochromatic, toodles98

toodles98 1 day ago

Good news, I didn't get anon hate!!! Also probably didn't get an RP partner though... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2 likes: Operator Luna, Auroraskies

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

You SCRATCH an itch! You do NOT itch an itch! And yes, you can scratch a scratch! I will die on this hill.

1 like: honorandpride

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

Hello little gay people in my phone

11 likes: AnnaBeth, pugbutter, HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, TGM, Luft, viktorseier, Stargazer6225, Hybridjelly, toodles98

viktorseier 2 days ago

to everyone waiting on a response, i'll get back to yall ASAP!! things are a little hectic rn, but i should be back to normal by monday <3

2 likes: metanoia, TGM

Angel Vicky 2 days ago

I'm going on vacation for a week so unlikely to be posting til I get back. Apologies for the wait in advance!

1 like: Shadow Dragon

HereComesTheSnow 2 days ago

the aliens in area 51 are just the cover story for what that godless facility truly hides: covid-20

2 likes: Obscene Symphony, Shadow Dragon

vancexentan 2 days ago

Isekai Quartet is actually very enjoyable, and funny while keeping everyone in character. I'm impressed.

Scribe of Thoth 2 days ago

I avoid hate by simply having perfect takes at all times

1 like: Crystal Amalgam

toodles98 2 days ago

So I'm in this state where either I'll wake up in the morning to a flood of anon hate in my tumblr inbox, or I've finally found an RP partner... Fingers crossed!

1 like: Monochromatic

dioscuri 2 days ago

bless all my partners that have been very patient with me these past few months

Rekker 2 days ago

You're welcome. Please don't fall in love with me. youtube.com/watch?v=XEwd4sD…

3 likes: Phlegm, Bearzerker Z, blindwoofer

toodles98 2 days ago

Anyone else say ridiculously hyperbolic statements when they can't find an RP partner, as if stating to the void "I WILL EAT A LEG" will help them find someone?

vancexentan 2 days ago

I'd sooner be excommunicated from the planet earth than be on tiktok.

8 likes: Obscene Symphony, Majoras End, Pilatus, Shadow Dragon, Yankee, Shu, Stargazer6225, toodles98

Tlstiffl 2 days ago

Please tell me I'm not the only one on berries and cream TikTok.

2 likes: viktorseier, Auroraskies

Uncertain Tea 2 days ago

Things have been pretty poggers lately. Hope they're good for you too. :)

1 like: Auroraskies

Fetzen 2 days ago

Weekend... I have survived. I will try to salvage what's left of my roleplaying schedule, but please be patient with me for the next 2, 3 days.

7 likes: POOHEAD189, canaryrose, honorandpride, Shadow Dragon, Vampiretwilight, Rapid Reader, Kidgoat

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

honorandpride 2 days ago

When you're so mentally and emotionally exhausted that you threaten to shove your Jeep up someone axx in a drive thru, it's probably time to eat and nap.

6 likes: Nemaisare, Monochromatic, King Tai, Pilatus, Stargazer6225, Demi

AlternateMan 2 days ago

Be sure to lick and subscribe this video

2 likes: Stargazer6225, Demi

Stargazer6225 2 days ago

He's supposed to be licking windows. smh

3 likes: Uncertain Tea, POOHEAD189, Demi

Demi 2 days ago

Apparently I need to get tested for COVID because my coworker won’t stop licking door knobs

3 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer, Stargazer6225

Crystal Amalgam 2 days ago

Toby Fox is so cool

Potemking 2 days ago

Excited to play Deltarune Chapter 2 tonight. What a perfect start to the weekend!

4 likes: knuxieh, Monochromatic, Crystal Amalgam, Kidgoat

AnnaBeth 3 days ago

I slept like the dead last night, with no sleeping pill. I’m bouncy and happy today! How is everyone?! ❤️

10 likes: knuxieh, SilverRain, Orzhova, AngelBites15, canaryrose, Shadow Dragon, Wolvena, Stargazer6225, Auroraskies, Cherrie

MrLester 3 days ago

yes

Pony Tajamas 3 days ago

Did you lick the head?

AlternateMan 3 days ago

Like this compilation worthy cringe quote designed by me, typed by me, and you best hope, not @ing at you

3 likes: JustSergey, Shadow Dragon, blindwoofer

Xaltwind 3 days ago

Sniffle, sniffle

1 like: TGM

Charlie Foxtrot 3 days ago

You know what? Fuck you. *unbugs your Fallout 69*

3 likes: Skwint, Crystal Amalgam, Shadow Dragon

Fetzen 3 days ago

3-4 hours overtime every day for weeks kinda sucks.

10 likes: Monochromatic, POOHEAD189, Pilatus, Jarl Coolgruuf, honorandpride, Angry Ariel, Rapid Reader, TheMerlin, LostButterfly92, Auroraskies

Luft 3 days ago

Not even Todd Howard can stop carcinisation

1 like: Crystal Amalgam

Todd Howard 3 days ago

Patch Notes 9/16/2021: Crust has been entirely removed from the game.

3 likes: Orzhova, Crystal Amalgam, Tomotaxi

Crystal Amalgam 3 days ago

You know what? Fuck you. [re-crusts your uncrustables]

7 likes: Tyler Night, Monochromatic, JustSergey, Shovel, Pyxis, Tomotaxi, Auroraskies

Gravity Bounce 3 days ago

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Luft 3 days ago

The problem with jokes is that whether or not they're funny is entirely subjective

3 likes: Ammokkx, TehZach1993, The Elvenqueen

AlternateMan 3 days ago

Unfunny jokes are sent to the cringe collection to remind you of your mistake for eternith

1 like: Orzhova

Orzhova 3 days ago

You forgot one thing: Jokes have to be funny.

KitsuneWarrior 3 days ago

Yo lemme give a quick shout-out to my personal hero Larry Nassar. The good doctor knew how 2 party

1 like: TehZach1993

Vampiretwilight 3 days ago

honorandpride: we understand. -virtual hugs-

2 likes: honorandpride, Shadow Dragon

honorandpride 3 days ago

Today is the second anniversary of my dad's passing, so I'm not likely to be around tonight.

5 likes: Nemaisare, POOHEAD189, Shadow Dragon, Vampiretwilight, Sylvan

Operator Luna 4 days ago

Random input, but Oxygen Not Included is a hella fun game

3 likes: Obscene Symphony, Monochromatic, Krasnaya

shamrocknroll 4 days ago

Danganronpa is best weeb game

1 like: Auroraskies

Dinh AaronMk 4 days ago

Crock and bail torture

1 like: KitsuneWarrior

King Of Soul 4 days ago

Building Lore for Characters is always fun :) Till your brain like NO

9 likes: metanoia, SilverRain, Orzhova, Monochromatic, The Elvenqueen, TGM, Sylvan, Auroraskies, QuinnWolfe

blindwoofer 4 days ago

Got an 88/100 on my first quiz this semester. Hope that'll set a good tone for the rest of the semester.

6 likes: metanoia, SilverRain, Nemaisare, canaryrose, TGM, Vyce

AlternateMan 4 days ago

But is Oxygen included?

1 like: Shadow Dragon

AnnaBeth 4 days ago

My lights are back on! 13 hours later and after pulling an all nighter due to the heat, I have electricity and air!!!!

5 likes: metanoia, Orzhova, The Elvenqueen, Wolvena, QuinnWolfe

Shadow Dragon 4 days ago

youtu.be/5yCr4LIEbKE

AlternateMan 4 days ago

Next you'll be eating beans made of ramen

1 like: TGM

Birdboy 4 days ago

Nothing quite like eating nothing but Ramen and beans to survive

5 likes: SilverRain, Monochromatic, blindwoofer, Stargazer6225, Charlie Foxtrot

AnnaBeth 4 days ago

My power has been off for 8 hours after a surprise tornado thingie. I’m baking and I want to sleep. Send help. 😭

4 likes: Orzhova, TGM, Shadow Dragon, Wolvena

Shadow Dragon 4 days ago

*Fires a Holy Nuke instead of tossing a Holy Hand Grenade* "Time to be cleansed!"

Penny 4 days ago

Sometimes the universe provides you with a great idea at the perfect time

9 likes: metanoia, Exit, Monochromatic, ThatWeirdChick, POOHEAD189, TGM, SporkoBug, Rapid Reader, Auroraskies

vancexentan 4 days ago

I don't have anything against new players in DnD but I don't like playing with them. One of the players in my current campaign still doesn't know that a d20 is king 4 sessions in.

4 likes: Orzhova, TGM, Shadow Dragon, Birdboy

Charlie Foxtrot 4 days ago

Fucking tired. I love working at the pet store, but I like the animal aspect of it, not working with people who think they know everything about gerbils because they were on Google for five minutes.

12 likes: Exit, Monochromatic, Fetzen, Riley Tucker, canaryrose, Luft, honorandpride, Shadow Dragon, Birdboy, blindwoofer, Auroraskies, QuinnWolfe

CaughtInTheRiddle 4 days ago

Huh. Almost like using cocaine as an ingredient for your incredibly addicting but delicious soft drink... (The toxic part of Nuca Cola totally slipped my mind tbh).

3 likes: Orzhova, Monochromatic, Aesthetic Peach

Crimson Paladin 4 days ago

And what Nuka-Cola did was far worse than being retroactively insensitive. They were making soda laced with radioactive strontium, and their theme park was more dangerous than the Fazbear franchise.

2 likes: CaughtInTheRiddle, Orzhova

CaughtInTheRiddle 4 days ago

Fair. Still an odd name for a drink. And I can definitely see Coke doing it as a last ditch effort to ensure the "legacy" would live on.

Crimson Paladin 4 days ago

According to Fallout lore, Nuka-Cola was started several decades before the nukes fell. A lot of pre-war stuff had nuclear bomb themes, their society was obsessed with nuclear physics.

2 likes: SilverRain, LaMoon