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Dark Cloud 1 hr ago

Man, best of wishes to you and your family.

1 like: blindwoofer

blindwoofer 1 hr ago

My mom is going in to have a rod put in her leg today. The doctor says it'll be fine but she has bone cancer so any good thoughts would be appreciated

5 likes: Dark Cloud, Ambra, The Elvenqueen, Fetzen, AlternateMan

Ice Reaver 2 hrs ago

Sorry guys will not be online all week. Out of town atm

aut316 3 hrs ago

Ballin and can't get up

Dark Cloud 10 hrs ago

Huh, you know I've always wanted to run 3.5e maybe I'll pull out the ol' undermountain pdf and get to work on something...

Blaze Gamma 11 hrs ago

Goooooooot it. HEY BOSSMAN. PUNK WANTS TWO MIGHTY NUMBER 9S

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 12 hrs ago

Can you super size my salad?

1 like: honorandpride

Katakuri 13 hrs ago

Yes, please.

Blaze Gamma 13 hrs ago

Would you like either of those Number 9's mighty sized for a dollar more?

AlternateMan 13 hrs ago

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

4 likes: Obscene Symphony, stone, blindwoofer, Star Cat

Katakuri 13 hrs ago

Youtube + Live Kitchen Nightmares = Great night

Expendable 14 hrs ago

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Asura 14 hrs ago

At the end of the day, God is everyone's bull.

2 likes: Mcmolly, TGM

Vampiretwilight 14 hrs ago

2/2 i had hurt my hand because I hit the wall next to my bed btw. forgot to put that part. lol

1 like: Katakuri

Vampiretwilight 15 hrs ago

1/2 I once had a vivid dream where a guy gave me a big reason to smack him across the face, some random guy to clarify. Well....long story short, I woke up with a bad pain in my hand

1 like: Katakuri

Dark Cloud 15 hrs ago

My significant other said the funniest thin-wait I'm not married.

2 likes: blindwoofer, Katakuri

Katakuri 15 hrs ago

My husband says that I talk a lot in my sleep and will tell him my dreams in great detail. I'll ask "I'm dreaming, do you wanna hear about it?" and I will tell him about my dreams.

1 like: blindwoofer

blindwoofer 15 hrs ago

My fiancé rolled over and elbowed me in the forehead once while he was asleep so... I'll take the mumbling. Especially over his snoring. :p

2 likes: Dagger, Katakuri

Dagger 15 hrs ago

I scared the shit out of my husband once when I mumbled something in my sleep about keeping quiet because we were being watched. He also said I tell him 'no' when he tries to kick our dog off the bed.

3 likes: blindwoofer, Katakuri, Hohum

Vampiretwilight 17 hrs ago

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Master EffeX 18 hrs ago

DarkCloud ??? Getting my iTunes movies is the issue - I want them ON youtube, not stuff off yt.

honorandpride 18 hrs ago

Mine rolls over and punches me in his sleep. Mumbling would be much preferred.

2 likes: blindwoofer, Katakuri

DemonMiyu 18 hrs ago

New Thing I learned about my partner: He mumbles in his sleep :P

Dark Cloud 19 hrs ago

And.. and 😏 it's free.

Dark Cloud 19 hrs ago

Uhm Effex? You can, there's a website that can convert YouTube videos to Mp3 or Mp4 files.

TGM 19 hrs ago

Keep. Brain. Busy.

4 likes: Lord Wraith, Dark Cloud, Yankee, Keepers

Master EffeX 19 hrs ago

If Apple and Google were just friendly enough that I could port my iTunes movie library over to Google Play/Youtube, I'd be such the happier camper. I spent good money on stuff I can't watch now.

1 like: RBYDark

Katakuri 20 hrs ago

That sounds like my whole family every time I am at work.

Smarty Jones 20 hrs ago

Don't you love it when your friend calls you when you're busy, you decline the call then call them back and they decide not to answer or text you back?

1 like: Katakuri

Cu Chulainn 21 hrs ago

Turns out my son was actually a daughter. Whoops!

1 like: Yankee

Dark Cloud 22 hrs ago

Owiginawal Cawecter dew nawt steawl.

4 likes: Lord Wraith, HockeyNut, LaMoon, KaliW

Scribe of Thoth 22 hrs ago

Everytime I reuse a quirky character trait I live in fear that someone out there thinks I get off to it

3 likes: Lord Wraith, Dark Cloud, KaliW

Lord Wraith 22 hrs ago

Please, Lord W was my father, just Wraith is fine.

4 likes: Dagger, Dark Cloud, Katakuri, Master EffeX

Katakuri 22 hrs ago

I feel like that comment fit everyone a little bit differently, Lord W. Lmao

1 like: Lord Wraith

Lord Wraith 23 hrs ago

RPG Drama Tonight: The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish

9 likes: metanoia, Deja, Dark Cloud, Sir Lurksalot, canaryrose, HockeyNut, LaMoon, Katakuri, KaliW

HockeyNut 23 hrs ago

An extra crispy sprite is Tinkerbell trapped in a sunbed.

1 like: Deja

AlternateMan 23 hrs ago

Okay so is Estus from Dark Souls vegan?

Deja 24 hrs ago

I'll have my Sprite extra crispy thank you very much

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

Katakuri 1 day ago

That's awesome. Hockey is so fun.

1 like: HockeyNut

HockeyNut 1 day ago

I got to meet the Glasgow Clan captain last night!

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Katakuri

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

Nah, you totes can. It's called dissociation and it's just a treat.

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

A to the men to that brother.

AlternateMan 1 day ago

you can't go hollow if you're havign fun

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

As long as you don't end up going hollow I don't see why not 😂

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Do I get to run an arena at the High Wall bonfire

1 like: Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 1 day ago

Okay okay, listen I found the coolest thing today. A 5e D&D Dark Souls book, set in Lothric. Its an entire setting, it even gives the presets actual class stats. I am tempted to run it.

1 like: Master EffeX

Katakuri 1 day ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/… If you want to check out the Criminal Investigation interest check.

1 like: Lord Wraith

BangoSkank 1 day ago

I've had it twice, but then I worked through the lockdowns and still went places I wanted to when I wanted to.

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

Forklifts have no honor.

Katakuri 1 day ago

I'm thinking I might have the ambition to make a slice of life crime investigation rp again.

1 like: Master EffeX

Yevin 1 day ago

You guys do know vaccines are preventative measures not cures.

7 likes: Rin, Psyker Landshark, POOHEAD189, Mao Mao, BenG85, Katakuri, Hohum

SporkoBug 1 day ago

I have somehow managed to not get Covid despite working in a Supermarket over the initial spread in NZ. Then I left work and became an aggressive Hermit who barely leaves their house.

3 likes: RBYDark, Katakuri, Hohum

Zyx 1 day ago

Viruses also tend to mutate. So by the time the strain you're getting immunized for actually gets vaccines, a new strain has probably developed. Which then requires another vaccine, etc.

2 likes: Ambra, Hohum

RBYDark 1 day ago

Most vaccines take years - and I mean, like, 7-10 is normal - to develop. The vaccines developed didn't poison people and so despite their limited efficacy, they were sent to market years early.

2 likes: Katakuri, Hohum

BangoSkank 1 day ago

Yeah they were supposed to stop it dead but didn't quite manage. One of my coworkers is triple vaxxed and triple boosted aaaaand she's off work now for Covid. Again.

Master EffeX 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure the COVID vaccs are more like mitigaters, not cures. You're not immune, you're just gonna' have milder cases.

8 likes: metanoia, RBYDark, Psyker Landshark, Ambra, Mao Mao, honorandpride, Katakuri, Ice Reaver

Ambra 2 days ago

My interest check is up! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

BangoSkank 2 days ago

They're working on an inhaler to fight Covid now. Maybe that one will work

1 like: Ice Reaver

Ruby 2 days ago

Dear Adsense: Stop advertising the cutest fucking dresses to me every time I come to the Guild. Thanks.

1 like: Katakuri

Fetzen 2 days ago

Vaccinated against COVID three times, but guess who has it for the fourth time ? And, as usual, over the weekend, not over the workweek.

Ice Reaver 2 days ago

Why does the weekends fly by? Ugh Mondays!

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Tlstiffl, Yankee

jayseanenjoyer 2 days ago

Jay Sean here. Play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Down - Jay Sean (1.25x speed)

3 likes: Ambra, Scribe of Thoth, Ice Reaver

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Me me me

Prince Potter 2 days ago

While we are talking about XIV I just want to mention how much I love Poro Roggo

1 like: jayseanenjoyer

Ambra 2 days ago

Regarding my previous status, it'll be a FF RP in an original world with an original plot. There will be some references to XIV regarding races and jobs, among other minor things. Who's interested?

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Ogobrogo

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Nuh uh, I'm third but nobody wants to talk about FFXIV with me apparently.

1 like: Ogobrogo

Ammokkx 2 days ago

the biggest FFXIV nerd on this site is... Well, it's 1Charak2 even if she never posts about it or been around at all, but *I'm* the second biggest and I won't hear otherwise.

Animal 2 days ago

WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS YET WITH THIS KIND OF CRINGE?! IT'S BEEN YEARS!

1 like: AlternateMan

AlternateMan 2 days ago

THIS GOD DAMN BAG OF CHEETOS HAS YER NAME ON IT FELLA AND I'M GONNA CONSUME THE DELICIOUS CHEMICALLY ENHANCED CALORIES

1 like: Animal

Animal 2 days ago

You mean the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion?

6 likes: Prince Potter, Dark Cloud, Ogobrogo, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, Hohum

AlternateMan 2 days ago

if you talk about FF14 the MMORPG that supports free play up to level 60 then I'm gonna lose my shit and eat an entire bag of cheetos with your name on it

2 likes: Animal, POOHEAD189

Animal 2 days ago

I heard someone mention Final Fantasy so I came on

Scribe of Thoth 2 days ago

can't wait for the inevitable Eikon May Cry rps when ff16 drops

1 like: Animal

Dark Cloud 2 days ago

Like the very first Final Fantasy?

Ambra 2 days ago

Who's in the mood for an original Final Fantasy roleplay?

2 likes: Dark Cloud, Vertigo

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

Aging is cringe, just be immortal.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Blaze Gamma 3 days ago

I guess I'm 33 now. And I have a date Monday. Exciting.

9 likes: KrystalKleo, Dark Cloud, Ambra, Candlelitsoul, POOHEAD189, honorandpride, Katakuri, Ice Reaver, Expendable

Katakuri 3 days ago

Jojo, I can reassure you.... *sigh* I have a few of those...

BenG85 3 days ago

Well, I'm certainly in a much better place now than I was this time last year.

5 likes: Candlelitsoul, Vertigo, Katakuri, Expendable, Master EffeX

Candlelitsoul 3 days ago

There has never been an instance where I'm glad I didn't RP with someone, but today has shown me that perhaps I didn't miss out after all, and it's a good thing it came to nothing. JFC...

5 likes: BenG85, Katakuri, Stargazer6225, Saryylyss, Hohum

Jojo 3 days ago

I wish you all the type of cringe RP you still think about four years later in a cold sweat.

5 likes: POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, Bonnie, Scribe of Thoth, Katakuri

Blaze Gamma 3 days ago

We all do.

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

I just wanna play Pathfinder yo.

2 likes: Katakuri, Expendable

KrystalKleo 3 days ago

If you can't keep up with my weirdness, you're too normal for me!

2 likes: honorandpride, Expendable

POOHEAD189 3 days ago

Congratz Ambra!

1 like: Ambra

Zyx 3 days ago

I need a roleplay that reads like looking at a surrealist painting.

3 likes: Katakuri, Expendable, Master EffeX

Ambra 3 days ago

MY MANUSCRIPT IS FINISHED

10 likes: KrystalKleo, Zeroth, POOHEAD189, headintheclouds, Vertigo, Yankee, BenG85, blindwoofer, Zyx, Expendable

honorandpride 3 days ago

Agreed, Hari. I could use a few new stories to get my creativity flowing.

Dinh AaronMk 3 days ago

Reject anime, embrace the depressively suicidal literary tradition of post-war, mid-century Japan

Indrajita 3 days ago

Reject Modernity, Embrace Masculinity, time to go to gym!

8 likes: KillamriX88, Dagger, Zeroth, Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, LaMoon, Katakuri, Ice Reaver

Ambra 3 days ago

poor little bug on the wall, no one to love him at all

3 likes: Vampiretwilight, Ice Reaver, Master EffeX

Hari 3 days ago

Mind numbingly bored. I need more RP partners before my brain shrivels up into a prune and deserts me.

6 likes: honorandpride, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, Ice Reaver, Zyx, Hohum

6slyboy6 3 days ago

I'm alive

3 likes: metanoia, Dark Cloud, Catena

Blaze Gamma 3 days ago

RIP Scatman John. Taken from us too soon.

5 likes: KillamriX88, Dark Cloud, AlternateMan, headintheclouds, Vampiretwilight

Dark Cloud 3 days ago

Man if the Alt Man believes in us we can move mountains but let's just stick to shitposting for now.

4 likes: Lord Wraith, AlternateMan, blindwoofer, Ice Reaver

AlternateMan 3 days ago

Everybody shitposts the one way or other so check out my message to you, as a matter of fact, don't let nothing hold you back, cuz if the Alt Man can do it then so can you.

5 likes: Dark Cloud, LaMoon, Vertigo, blindwoofer, Katakuri

BangoSkank 3 days ago

Let me take you hiiiahhhh. To a place with golllllden streets.

3 likes: Dark Cloud, POOHEAD189, LaMoon

Fingal 3 days ago

Starting a Batman RP! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: POOHEAD189

Indrajita 3 days ago

So liberating, free from old reins.