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A N X I E T Y 3 hrs ago

The search has ended! I found three on Discord! Huzzah!

Vlad Tepes 4 hrs ago

Life is like Dark Souls. You do a little bit better as you progress, then out of nowhere comes a bullsh-*quack* death.

Star Cat 5 hrs ago

Warhammer? How about some Hamwarmer.

The World 5 hrs ago

"What is life if not a chance to make more regrets?" - YourMoonstone

1 like: A N X I E T Y

A N X I E T Y 8 hrs ago

The search for an Undertale roleplayer continues!

RickyG85 8 hrs ago

lately my brothers have been trying to teach me Warhammer 40k. the extensive/excessive rules and I can't help but notice "Warhammer" has the same # of characters as "I hate fun!"

1 like: A N X I E T Y

Star Cat 10 hrs ago

Tastes so good, and ya never feel funky

Cleveraptor 12 hrs ago

And then there's Chunky!

2 likes: Ladypug, Star Cat

Star Cat 12 hrs ago

Sho' nuff.

1 like: Ice Reaver

Damycles 13 hrs ago

You ever just look in the fridge, find nothing but 3 random disconnected ingredients and go… “Well, this is gonna have to work somehow”

5 likes: Gareth, GubGar, The Savant, Autumn Moon, Lexisheeps

Dewey Deftones 14 hrs ago

Good news everyone, to brighten up the status bar! I got a 100 on my final presentation, and a 98/100 on my final paper! I graduate in a week! Woohoo!

22 likes: AlteredTundra, RBYDark, MurderVictim, datadogie, Gareth, Nemaisare, KillamriX88, Obscene Symphony, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, Fetzen, Riley Hart, The Savant, headintheclouds, BangoSkank, Vixere, A N X I E T Y, RickyG85, blindwoofer, Nanaya, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

The Grey Dust 17 hrs ago

I cast Wish.

2 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Vixere

ThatLostDude 22 hrs ago

Was time to make a shiny new 1x1 interest check. Had bumped the heck out of the old one xD

2 likes: MurderVictim, Vixere

Daxam 1 day ago

Frieren is, by far, my favorite series this season. It's rare a show will make me laugh one moment, then wanna cry the next

4 likes: Uncertain Tea, shylarah, Ice Reaver, Nanaya

Bugman 1 day ago

I hate when I proofread stuff only to post it and then see it still has mistakes

15 likes: Forsythe, Gareth, POOHEAD189, Majoraa, The Savant, Vixere, LadyAnnaLee, A N X I E T Y, Yankee, HeMandaddy, Emeth, Stargazer6225, Ice Reaver, Expendable, Lexisheeps

Vlad Tepes 1 day ago

Would've gone to see it if I didn't have to work today 😕! I love Miyazaki's films!

3 likes: A N X I E T Y, Ice Reaver, Lexisheeps

LadyAnnaLee 1 day ago

I highly recommend The Boy and The Heron. The film was eerily creepy and, as always, Hayao Miyazaki's work is breathtakingly beautiful.

9 likes: Uncertain Tea, POOHEAD189, Vixere, A N X I E T Y, HeMandaddy, blindwoofer, Master EffeX, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

RickyG85 1 day ago

Uh oh.

The Savant 1 day ago

There isn't much one can do over the internet for others though I have sent Grade a PM to check-in.

5 likes: MurderVictim, Gareth, A N X I E T Y, Lewascan2, Lexisheeps

A N X I E T Y 1 day ago

Grade is very concerning. Perhaps help should be sent their way.

4 likes: The Savant, Vampiretwilight, Lewascan2, Lexisheeps

The Savant 1 day ago

Their status bar and then their title bar is very concerning though I truely have no idea. I do hope for the best for them.

5 likes: Gareth, Vampiretwilight, A N X I E T Y, Lewascan2, Lexisheeps

Marlowe 1 day ago

has anyone noticed what happened to grade...

5 likes: rocketrobie2, The Savant, Vampiretwilight, A N X I E T Y, Lexisheeps

The Savant 1 day ago

I would send help but I cannot help with such a thing.

1 like: A N X I E T Y

A N X I E T Y 1 day ago

Please send help. I have Undertale AUs brain rot.

Grade 1 day ago

It's been fun.

1 like: Marlowe

Ariana Grey 1 day ago

On one hand, I feel sad that Shadow of the Erdtree didn't get announced. On the other hand, more FF7 Remake segments.

2 likes: rocketrobie2, Stargazer6225

Crimson Flame 1 day ago

In order to draw hot dudes, you need to know how to draw period.

1 like: Letter Bee

Damycles 1 day ago

I feel like to draw hot dudes you also have to know how to write hot dudes. You feel?

1 like: Crimson Flame

Gareth 1 day ago

Welcome back A N X I E T Y :)

1 like: A N X I E T Y

A N X I E T Y 1 day ago

Back after a handful of years. Nothing obvious has changed. It's nice.

4 likes: Letter Bee, Gareth, Arista, The Savant

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

2/2 for a few pages in a novel I own a copy of, and read fully.

1 like: Gareth

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

1/2 All I know is a novella is a sort of mini-novel. A short story version of sorts, sometimes, if not usually based on a small aspect of a longer novel. I read one once based on a character mentioned

1 like: Gareth

Lexisheeps 1 day ago

Novellas can be fun... if done right.

1 like: Gareth

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

One of those days where not even my medicine can get a handle on my ADD. Maybe I'll try calling my grandmas.

3 likes: Crimson Flame, Gareth, Lexisheeps

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

I don't know what a novella type roleplay is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

10 likes: AlteredTundra, MurderVictim, Psyker Landshark, Gareth, Majoraa, A N X I E T Y, Yankee, Lexisheeps, Cleveraptor, Ariana Grey

Ariana Grey 1 day ago

Current Alright, what novella type roleplays are ongoing, it's time to write people!!

1 like: Gareth

ThatLostDude 1 day ago

Weekends are the time I got the most time to write... and they are the quietest on the forums..

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Gareth, The Savant, A N X I E T Y, Vlad Tepes

Ice Reaver 1 day ago

On the 18th, I'll be back to rp as I have 2 weeks annual leave off work! So this'll be my dedication week to rp in the evenings.

Ice Reaver 1 day ago

Hey friends, rp partners and everyon else, how are you all? I'm doing great, thanks for pre - asking! My cousin's doin well on his road to recovery. However, for replies, please wait just another week

1 like: Lexisheeps

Lugubrious 1 day ago

Coming back at you twice as great as you had thought

1 like: POOHEAD189

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

Now I remember why I hate Call of Duty so much.

4 likes: AlteredTundra, Stargazer6225, ThatLostDude, Vlad Tepes

Krasnaya 2 days ago

You're as young as you feel until you're nearly at the threshold of your thirties and flu symptoms get so bad that Google says its cancer and even my doctor was confused. Exciting!

5 likes: The World, Marlowe, POOHEAD189, The Savant, Stargazer6225

Xaltwind 2 days ago

Krampus be on his way, and he's got a big stick.

2 likes: Cleveraptor, Vlad Tepes

Star Cat 3 days ago

"Ope, it just slipped right on in there, didn't it?"

Metal Head 3 days ago

"A man who limits his interests limits his life."~Vincent Price

5 likes: AlteredTundra, Crimson Flame, Gilgex, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

Xandrya 3 days ago

I feel like a drug dealer looking to trade Monopoly Go cards... BTW, if you play, pm me. Want to trade and complete a couple of sets.

1 like: Gilgex

Kaithe Dame 3 days ago

My monopoly on Signalis prompts coming to an end already.

AlternateMan 3 days ago

One must cast fireball to be happy

2 likes: nightmare medx, Metal Head

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

NEW MONSTER HUNTER GAME AND A SURVIVAL JURASSIC PARK GAME? BE STILL, MY HEART!

1 like: Metal Head

Jerkchicken 3 days ago

Yo new monster hunter

2 likes: Yankee, Cleveraptor

Obscene Symphony 3 days ago

russians aren't demons? what? no way

Foster 3 days ago

Things I didn't have on my 2020's bingo card: Russian game developers portraying Ukranians as adorable youtube.com/watch?v=h009Orv…

Ersa93 3 days ago

The last of my mystery coffee (coffee with flavorings of winter spices, cocoa, and herbs of some kind) was okay, just wish it wasn't a dark roast.

3 likes: Vertigo, Ice Reaver, Lexisheeps

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

One of my goals in life is to rig a chestburster to pop out of a Thanksgiving turkey just as everyone is about to dig into it.

2 likes: Stargazer6225, Vlad Tepes

Meleck the Grey 4 days ago

Post will be coming soon. My wife and 3 of my children have COVID for the first time.

2 likes: Ice Reaver, Ersa93

Metal Head 4 days ago

"Denn die Todten reiten Schnell. (For the dead travel fast.)”

3 likes: Punished GN, Fetzen, Vlad Tepes

Vlad Tepes 4 days ago

I guess you can call that a "killing joke".....I'll see myself out.

3 likes: Punished GN, Vertigo, Lexisheeps

Punished GN 4 days ago

“After hearing that joke, the Ghost Note has decided to kill himself.” - the Ghost Note’s secretary.

3 likes: Lord Wraith, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

AlteredTundra 4 days ago

What kind of concert costs only 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

15 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Punished GN, Zeroth, Kuro, The Grey Dust, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, Majoraa, Riley Hart, Vertigo, Metal Head, Stargazer6225, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

TheNoCoKid 4 days ago

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1 like: Crimson Flame

Star Cat 4 days ago

I handle the truth like I do my nuts; medium rare.

TruthHurts22 4 days ago

If you think you can't handle the truth, how do you think I feel?

2 likes: Yankee, Cleveraptor

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

I have a laptop, but the most recent Halo game it can handle was released in 2004.

3 likes: AlteredTundra, Star Cat, Lexisheeps

Scribe of Thoth 4 days ago

Isn’t halo infinite multiplayer literally free on pc

FrostWolf 5 days ago

Concert tonight!

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

Firefight being back in Halo Infinite really makes me wish I could afford an Xbox.

Ersa93 5 days ago

No, it definitely was coffee. Those were just the things added to it. Sorry I wasn't clearer.

Star Cat 5 days ago

Coffee is indeed a way to wake up, if you're a baby. Join adulthood and smoke crystal meth.

1 like: Lexisheeps

Vertigo 5 days ago

coffee is only good when it doesn't taste like coffee

1 like: Metal Head

Lexisheeps 5 days ago

Oh, that's coffee alright! ...For people who don't like coffee.

1 like: Lord Wraith

Obscene Symphony 5 days ago

nothing you listed was coffee

2 likes: Lord Wraith, Lexisheeps

Ersa93 5 days ago

Good news: the mystery coffee today is actually good, a mixture of baking spices, almond, and black tea. The roast is darker than I prefer, but it doesn't matter since I add creamer anyways.

2 likes: Stargazer6225, Lexisheeps

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

@Crimson Flame— I can assure you my name is meant to be ironic. Like calling a big guy "Tiny" or 'Birdemic' a movie.

1 like: Lexisheeps

johnnycage 5 days ago

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9W…

1 like: rush99999

Vlad Tepes 5 days ago

Even the softest of hearts are capable of such malice. Trust me, I too have reached my limit before. Long story short, cops were called, people got hurt, and I felt remorse for it ever since.

Metal Head 5 days ago

N'gai, n'gha'ghaa, bugg-shoggog, y'hah; Yog-Sothoth, Yog-Sothoth...

1 like: Star Cat

wheels 5 days ago

i am a nice person. it just sometimes I just reach my limit.

1 like: Vlad Tepes

wheels 5 days ago

when little sibling is use to be spoiled and he comes to you with wanna high dollar headphones. sorry kid. I been a adult all year pay my rent when you been sitting on your ass. but have a nice day!

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

A clever fox and a clever raptor. What other clever animals will we see on the status bar?

5 likes: KillamriX88, Pilatus, Vertigo, ThatLostDude, Lexisheeps

CleverFox 5 days ago

Hi! Its been a solid 5 years since I had been on here. I am trying to get into the swing of thing again lol

6 likes: Letter Bee, POOHEAD189, Yankee, ThatLostDude, IAmAugustReign, Vlad Tepes

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

Pullin' shots, aimin' dots, yeah, I don't miss/Branded by fire, born in the abyss/Red-hot temper, I just can't resist/All this vengeance inside me

Vampiretwilight 5 days ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

1 like: Vlad Tepes

Marlowe 5 days ago

Gonna take a bit to get replies out, work's kicking my ass this week

AlteredTundra 5 days ago

CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOOOOLLAAAAATEEEE!

2 likes: Crimson Flame, POOHEAD189

Expendable 5 days ago

Good coffee needs nothing. Tummies, on the other hand, could do with a little cushioning, which is why we have creamer and sugar. And the longer the coffee sits, the more you need of that.

2 likes: Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

If wanting chocolate and creamer/milk in my coffee is sacrilegious, than I will gladly be called a heretic.

6 likes: AlteredTundra, MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Star Cat, Ersa93, Vlad Tepes

AlternateMan 5 days ago

Doe, a deer, that you shall fear, Ray, of death from raging sun

1 like: Crimson Flame

Vlad Tepes 5 days ago

Coffee - sugar - cup - done. Anything else is pure sacrilege.

Star Cat 6 days ago

I think humanity has figured out the key ingredients to go into a coffee, and it doesn't include any of those. Whoever gave that to you doesn't love you

3 likes: GubGar, Lexisheeps, Cleveraptor

Ersa93 6 days ago

Got a mystery coffee sampler from work. I've tried three of the five packages and only like one. Never put lime, mango, and tofee together in a coffee.

2 likes: Star Cat, Lexisheeps

Vlad Tepes 6 days ago

The only thing I summoned with my feral sounds is the police department.

2 likes: Vampiretwilight, Lexisheeps

Krasnaya 6 days ago

Me @ me: skill issue

Krasnaya 6 days ago

I got sick with flu two times in less than a month, I am falling apart, I may be 27 but I feel like I'm 70, it's time to retire.

2 likes: Expendable, Vlad Tepes

Lord Wraith 6 days ago

Everyday we're world building.

1 like: Expendable

Animal 6 days ago

I'm going to make feral noises in attempt to summon a banshee.

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, Lexisheeps, Vlad Tepes

Vampiretwilight 6 days ago

added some vampire themed ideas to the interest check I brought back that I thought about reviving as of late.

Vlad Tepes 6 days ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…. Also I just noticed the three sixes on the end 🤘

1 like: Lexisheeps

Expendable 6 days ago

I stared into the abyss. It stared back. I'm not the one who blinked. We've agreed to see other people.

6 likes: AlteredTundra, KillamriX88, Kuro, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Lexisheeps

KillamriX88 6 days ago

*Cthulu will remember this*

Star Cat 6 days ago

Shnissugah is watching