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SubjectVision 42 min ago

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a [CENSORED]-[FILTERED] [NOT APT][FOR KIDS].

hawkins 1 hr ago

swear some fuckers just driven past playing "nobody can touch my swag" proper loud

1 like: Hero

Alamantus 1 hr ago

I found this fun tarot deck that uses Kirby's powers/statuses as cards with a full interpretation book the other day, so I made a card picker for it: alamantus.itch.io/the-kirby…

MUS 4 hrs ago

Pork roast dinner and drinks then posting will commence again you beautiful people :)

1 like: KrystalKleo

Nyther 5 hrs ago

Getting my replies out today like: bit.ly/2KE3h7Y

4 likes: Penguin, Malice, ComradeMaxx, Sanguine Rose

AlternateMan 6 hrs ago

I think I'll be carrying out actual replies after the exam. Sorry folks.

datadogie 6 hrs ago

So, we've received an informal eviction email. Fun.

4 likes: QueenOfTheLand, The Fated Fallen, ScreenAcne, ComradeMaxx

Hey Im Jordan 6 hrs ago

chungha rules

hawkins 7 hrs ago

kinda want a gf

9 likes: Altered Tundra, Penguin, Ruby, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, ScreenAcne, ComradeMaxx, Squirrel98

Xandrya 7 hrs ago

Came to the DMW to get my name changed and they took my picture. I wasn't expecting it and I look like a homeless person. Never mind my I was dolled up for my last picture... >:|

1 like: ComradeMaxx

Hey Im Jordan 9 hrs ago

okay i got into league step one is complete

2 likes: soph, Ambra

Cleverbird 9 hrs ago

I'm melting! MELTIIIIIIIIING!

Hey Im Jordan 10 hrs ago

discord is down and i can't log into league why even live

4 likes: soph, Ambra, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen

Ambra 11 hrs ago

Looking for someone to scratch my fandom itch! --> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Ladypug 12 hrs ago

I'd love to get a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza dropped on my face. Mmm, pizza.

5 likes: Ruby, Stanifly, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, MUS

HaleyTheRandom 14 hrs ago

I work at a pizza place. I have literally dropped a deep dish pepperoni and sausage onto a mans lap and his seven year old sons face.

7 likes: Altered Tundra, Stanifly, ArkmageddonCat, Angel Vicky, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, MUS

ArkmageddonCat 14 hrs ago

Haha yeet all you fams listen up; smash that futhamuckin like button and hit them haters in their pig-ass faces with a DEEP DISH DABBERONI PIZZAAAAA

6 likes: Stanifly, Obscene Symphony, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, MUS

Cleverbird 15 hrs ago

@Undead: *You're

2 likes: KingOfTheSkies, Stanifly

HaleyTheRandom 16 hrs ago

"To the ones who never left me, we've been down this road before."

6 likes: Altered Tundra, DestinyStar, Stanifly, Wistful Dreams, The Elvenqueen, Inkarnate

Mangrale 16 hrs ago

I have got to stop being so squeamish toward making up places in a modernish setting.

3 likes: Stanifly, Obscene Symphony, DocRock

CloseEnough 18 hrs ago

Still trying...

Undead Eyes 18 hrs ago

Your welcome... youtube.com/watch?time_cont…

Stekkmen 18 hrs ago

In other news, Republicans in Oregon have laid siege to the state capital, shutting down the democratic process. They have the support of right-wing militia groups who have shot at police before.

1 like: PaulHaynek

KingOfTheSkies 19 hrs ago

Since I wasn't exactly pleased with the Netflix Eva dub, I went and requested the original dub and End of Eva from my library (nine DVDS in all). Is anything else required viewing?

MUS 19 hrs ago

4AM writing '

2 likes: Altered Tundra, ScreenAcne

Anime_Freak 19 hrs ago

I'm so slow with replies I'm sorry partners :"((

Kuro 20 hrs ago

How do World War 1 veterans like their eggs? O-Verdun.

2 likes: rush99999, Ladypug

Fabricant451 20 hrs ago

I hate that I like Euphoria

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Wistful Dreams, Hey Im Jordan, Inkarnate

SubjectVision 20 hrs ago

It is time to reveal the world my project of UberSnuggles®. Soon™

2 likes: Light the Dark, Ladypug

AllOurPrettySongs 20 hrs ago

I’d rather not be touched tbh but all my characters go absolutely apeshit for cuddles y’all

3 likes: Light the Dark, Sanguine Rose, nightmare medx

Light the Dark 21 hrs ago

Hey, if the AC happens to be a bit chillier than normal to get snuggles, then I'm all for it. nothing worse than wanting to cuddle and being sweaty and sticking to skin/hair/fur/clothes. >.>

5 likes: Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose

POOHEAD189 21 hrs ago

If you make my AC bill go up you get NO snuggles

3 likes: Light the Dark, Obscene Symphony, Wistful Dreams

Hey Im Jordan 21 hrs ago

better question is who here doesn't like snuggles?

4 likes: Light the Dark, Wistful Dreams, Kylia Quilor, Prosaic

Ladypug 21 hrs ago

I'd purposefully fuck with the thermostat just to get a snuggle, I love snuggles.

4 likes: Light the Dark, Wistful Dreams, The Elvenqueen, Kylia Quilor

Gardevoiran 21 hrs ago

Who here likes cuddles?

9 likes: Light the Dark, BCTheEntity, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, Shiva, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, ScreenAcne, Kylia Quilor

jeroukoo 22 hrs ago

If you wanna join a free Pokemon Roleplay, check this out!: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Vampiretwilight 23 hrs ago

a sunday afternoon/evening of boredom. oh well.

1 like: KrystalKleo

Ambra 23 hrs ago

Looking for someone to scratch my fandom itch! --> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

hawkins 23 hrs ago

women are breathtaking

5 likes: DeadbeatWalking, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, Kylia Quilor, RedVII

DestinyStar 1 day ago

Today has been so relaxing. It's a nice change of pace. <3

4 likes: TheDookieNut, AngelBites15, Obscene Symphony, ScreenAcne

Light the Dark 1 day ago

the conflict of wanting more RPs bc your current ones are slow, but also knowing that you'd be in a LOT of trouble were they to pick up all at once.

13 likes: DestinyStar, KrystalKleo, Animal, Siaya Dragalorn, PaulHaynek, Wistful Dreams, Hey Im Jordan, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, Vyce, SporkoBug, MUS

Nyther 1 day ago

@RedVII you ever had a midget tell you your hair smells nice?

2 likes: Sanguine Rose, RedVII

RedVII 1 day ago

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, hawkins, Sanguine Rose

LunasRose 1 day ago

Soooo bored.

2 likes: KrystalKleo, Prosaic

Shiva 1 day ago

It has gotten to the point where my mother's voice grates on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard.

5 likes: Dervish, The Fated Fallen, puddingpunter, The Elvenqueen, MUS

Althiel 1 day ago

Happy birthday ya weeb. Sending no-homo hugs. @HachiRoku

Odin 1 day ago

Happy birthday, Nobunobu. And you, I guess.

HachiRoku 1 day ago

Today I share a birthday with Oda Nobunaga! One of us is a mildly unlikable Asian dude and the other unified Japan in the late 16th century

6 likes: Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, Atsat, Vertigo, RedVII, IgaFlan

Cleverbird 1 day ago

And thus, in conclusion... Yee-haw.

3 likes: Obscene Symphony, RedVII, Moskau Spieluhr

LadyAssassin 1 day ago

Finally on a break from school. Would anyone like to role play?

2 likes: Light the Dark, Helios J Mears

LadyAssassin 1 day ago

Finally on a break from school. Would anyone like to role play?

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Sanguine Rose 1 day ago

We'll see if today brings replies. Not likely. I think I got the bug my kids have.

1 like: AngelBites15

KrystalKleo 1 day ago

@MUS I shall send the Emotional Support Pups if we don't hear from ya by morning. #SupportAdulting.

3 likes: Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, MUS

MUS 1 day ago

Thought as much.. well I'll be in the shower crying if I don't respond this early in the morning XD #adult life<3

2 likes: KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen

KrystalKleo 1 day ago

@MUS I guess when becomes more frequent than not? I am not sure, it's pretty frequent for me. XD

1 like: MUS

MUS 1 day ago

@KrystalKleo When does it become unhealthy? Asking for a friend :):P

3 likes: KrystalKleo, puddingpunter, The Elvenqueen

KrystalKleo 1 day ago

If you haven't sat in the shower and cried, you aren't an adult yet!

6 likes: Malice, puddingpunter, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, Angry Ariel, MUS

Waifubot 1 day ago

Would a Harem of Yanderes just be a Battle Royale?

6 likes: KingOfTheSkies, Malice, BCTheEntity, Ammokkx, Ladypug, Sanguine Rose

Ruby 1 day ago

tfw you go searching for an old RP/CS.......and realize GUILDFALL. ><

16 likes: Hank, Altered Tundra, Byrd Man, Light the Dark, TheDookieNut, Ejected, PaulHaynek, HaleyTheRandom, puddingpunter, Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, Bea, Angry Ariel

KingOfTheSkies 1 day ago

"The only thing scarier than a yandere is a yandere with magic powers."

2 likes: Ladypug, Sanguine Rose

KrystalKleo 1 day ago

What happens when the Rock has kids? He gets Pebbles!!! Okay, going to bed after that one. XD

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Ladypug, Nikki Moonlight, MUS

Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago

I also don't know why I keep checking in if I know I'm going to be gone for two months soon and even if a good NRP or something were to show up I won't be able to commit a sentence.

2 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, Ladypug

Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago

July 4th celebrations? More like July 4th riots. A-a-amirite? Or are we still too apathetic to do anything more than post.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

Home of the brave and land of the free...unless you're anything but white, then it's more like home of the cruel and land of the tyrant.

7 likes: Ejected, Siaya Dragalorn, PaulHaynek, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Candlelitsoul, Sanguine Rose

vancexentan 1 day ago

Jesus Christ my gatcha rolls have been kicking me in the balls recently nothing but bad pulls.

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Stekkmen 2 days ago

There are concentration camps at the southern US border. Boy oh boy, am I proud to be an American.

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Ejected, HaleyTheRandom, Candlelitsoul

Silent Showers 2 days ago

When I breath it sounds like someone blowing through a tube with water in the end of it.

Light the Dark 2 days ago

♪ I found my grace in staying - True to every bone in me - Please don’t call me down ♪

Obscene Symphony 2 days ago

@Ejected It's like writing your own cipher puzzle!

2 likes: Ejected, Inkarnate

Ejected 2 days ago

Writing when you're drunk is all fun and games until you can't decode the hieroglyphics you wrote when you're sober the next day.

9 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, DoomFlavored

Hey Im Jordan 2 days ago

honor please

Hero 2 days ago

RPing and writing is fun when you keep at it :)

8 likes: Altered Tundra, Ejected, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, Inkarnate, Bea

Rose 2 days ago

It's been so long that I have to learn how to use the site all over again ;-;

3 likes: Altered Tundra, Shiva, Sanguine Rose

CloseEnough 2 days ago

I’m trying to write again. I really am, but I can’t even bring myself to turn on my laptop....

2 likes: Rose, Ladypug

Wistful Dreams 2 days ago

@Kitty: I'm honestly in the same boat. Best of luck to you. ^^

2 likes: Kitty, TheDookieNut

TootsiePop 2 days ago

@Kitty Girl. I'll need to make a rp you can jump in.

1 like: Kitty

Kitty 2 days ago

Making an attempt at a comeback... Let's see how this goes after not writing for three months!

8 likes: Tyler Night, TheDookieNut, Rose, Wistful Dreams, TootsiePop, hawkins, Sanguine Rose, Bea

Ruler Inc 2 days ago

I work like I sleep: alone.

5 likes: Altered Tundra, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, Prosaic

POOHEAD189 2 days ago

Will try to reply to stuff tonight.

DoomFlavored 2 days ago

A question thread of mine has become possibly be useful for everyone. Thanks @OwO roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

3 likes: TheDookieNut, Obscene Symphony, Kuro

ItMeGritty 2 days ago

Dont call yourself a real gamer unless you've played all the Winx Club games

2 likes: QueenOfTheLand, Obscene Symphony

Sanguine Rose 2 days ago

Another night with a vomiting toddler. Lucky me.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, DoomFlavored, Lasersquid112

blazeflame13 2 days ago

I'm feeling sick so replies will be slow

KingOfTheSkies 2 days ago

@Cleverbird- I just looked it up, and it's just the opposite: Hideaki Anno was actually off his meds around the end of the series.

Cleverbird 2 days ago

God lord in heaven, I had forgotten how utterly bonkers the ending to the original Evangelion series was... Like, how many drugs did they take?

Obscene Symphony 2 days ago

It's an appropriate time to be awake somewhere

1 like: Hero

Vertigo 2 days ago

no it's not 2 am, you're 2 am

1 like: Altered Tundra

Althiel 2 days ago

Waddup crying emojis

Odin 2 days ago

ok ivan

Andreyich 2 days ago

Shut the fuck up kraut

Odin 2 days ago

Shades on, undercover. Pokerface, Lady Gaga. Yuyayuyayuh. Und ich hab' alle meine Chains eingepackt. Das wird ein eiskalter Sommer. Mein Outfit zehntausend Dollar.

1 like: Sarek

Annarox92 2 days ago

Hello Summer!

1 like: ScreenAcne

Ambra 2 days ago

Aren't comicbooks considered fandom?

1 like: Kuro

Obscene Symphony 2 days ago

Guess who got a MOTHERFUCKING BOOKSHELF BITCHES

4 likes: Hero, Nemaisare, Dirty Pretty Lies, ScreenAcne

LunasRose 2 days ago

A quiet day in roleplay land.

1 like: ScreenAcne

Frizan 2 days ago

Roses are red; that's a total bummer; I KEEP HEARING THE FUCKING NUMBERS

Semblance 2 days ago

Go catch a delayed case of SIDS, you mook ☆

2 likes: DeadbeatWalking, ScreenAcne

Silent Showers 2 days ago

Don't forget to make sure he has the most up to date drivers.

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Sanguine Rose

Omega Man 2 days ago

If I'm ever on life support... Unplug me and plug me back in again. See if that helps.

15 likes: Ruby, The Fated Fallen, Malice, pugbutter, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, hawkins, Sanguine Rose, RedVII, Silent Showers, MUS

Rai 2 days ago

*Cries in work for the next two days*

1 like: Hero