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FuriePhoenix 1 hr ago

surviving off red bull and hope lol

5 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Hey Im Jordan, Revolution, KactusPunch, Gurkenkrater

ZwagXerathYT 6 hrs ago

"When I saw you I knew,my beloved,love is a crazy thing".Not me listening to Indian music non-stop to heal my depression,lol.

Lith 7 hrs ago

You find love like that, cherish it while you got it! Same time, life has many endings and beginnings.

2 likes: CitrusArms, ZwagXerathYT

Pathei Mathos 7 hrs ago

Maybe that’s what love is.. finding the one person who ruins the idea of anyone else.

2 likes: Lith, ZwagXerathYT

Feline 8 hrs ago

ufff, i love the rain very much. it's so cozy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

5 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Hey Im Jordan, N3v3rM0r3, D3AD ST4R, ZwagXerathYT

Three Steps Far 8 hrs ago

Starting a new job today! Schedule will be a bit wonky for a bit, so I apologize in advance.

5 likes: Pascal, Guardian Angel Haruki, shylarah, Hope Lover, ZwagXerathYT

KactusPunch 9 hrs ago

"witness me" I whisper to these powered donuts

5 likes: Carantathraiel, Azure Bubbles, Revolution, Feline, ZwagXerathYT

Krasnaya 10 hrs ago

I know shark week is approaching if I wanna bite people simply for just breathing near my presence.

4 likes: Lady Arya, Revolution, Mountain Moose, ZwagXerathYT

ZwagXerathYT 11 hrs ago

My last tarot reading said I should play LeBlanc on my Youtube channel.Last time I played her was 4 months ago.

CitrusArms 14 hrs ago

Climb into space with Dr. Steve Brule

1 like: ZwagXerathYT

IAmTheIsland 19 hrs ago

Love it when people do the opposite of what they say they'll do.

1 like: ZwagXerathYT

Lady Arya 1 day ago

Good bye Dinosaur man. Your talent will be missed. 😢

10 likes: Kirah, CitrusArms, Sadie, KazAlkemi, RickyG85, Theyra, Stryder BC, Hope Lover, D3AD ST4R, ZwagXerathYT

IAmTheIsland 1 day ago

Dammit. I forgot about Dre

2 likes: Yankee, KactusPunch

Krasnaya 1 day ago

I have played skyrim since it came out like countless times and now that I'm older, I just feel like "Its too open, I need something a bit linear".. Y'all, I'll be a boomer soon.

6 likes: CitrusArms, Obscene Symphony, POOHEAD189, Blair, Hope Lover, ZwagXerathYT

Hope Lover 1 day ago

I feel that. Lately, I've almost completely grown out of long-term games with big stories. Too much content, too little ROI and time.

3 likes: Krasnaya, Blair, ZwagXerathYT

Krasnaya 1 day ago

Also, the hell you mean I've been here for 8 years? The older I get, the concept of time just gets weirder. I was 22 when I got here 😭

4 likes: CitrusArms, Mae, Hope Lover, ZwagXerathYT

Krasnaya 1 day ago

Feeling stuck, really wanna write, but my inspiration is in the dumps... I gotta keep beating the dead horse with my previous prompts just to get the gears turning. Sigh

5 likes: CitrusArms, King Kindred, POOHEAD189, Hope Lover, ZwagXerathYT

D3AD ST4R 1 day ago

I LOVE THE RAIN!! IT'S SO COLD HERE IM FEELING A FEVER RIGHT NOW THOUGH(￣﹃￣)

2 likes: cosmiccowgirl, ZwagXerathYT

Hope Lover 1 day ago

RIP Sam Neill. We'll miss you, Dr. Grant!

King Kindred 1 day ago

Nope. Reboot away.

2 likes: Emma, ZwagXerathYT

Emma 2 days ago

Would rebooting a fandom RP from 10 years ago that I was not the GM of be wrong? The original GM has been MIA for 3 years....

4 likes: Hey Im Jordan, POOHEAD189, Stryder BC, ZwagXerathYT

Feline 2 days ago

i wish i could see who has me on the site's 'friend list'. curiosity killed the cat, i guess.

5 likes: Azure Bubbles, X Fiendfyre X, Lady Arya, Stryder BC, ZwagXerathYT

Revolution 2 days ago

What do you call a French racist? A biguette

2 likes: headintheclouds, slushiousCup

TruckKun 2 days ago

I hope Iracebeth is ok, they haven't been on in 2 days

2 likes: KactusPunch, ZwagXerathYT

Hope Lover 2 days ago

I've created a completely new interest check. Those who might find it interesting are always welcome!

2 likes: Lady Arya, ZwagXerathYT

Obscene Symphony 3 days ago

LSAT takers lucking out like never before

O O 3 days ago

The partakers would be... seething... afterwards.

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

A scantron exam, but the answer is always C. Just C. Always C. Not a single A, B, D, or E. All answers are C. The statistical improbability is diabolical!

3 likes: Three Steps Far, Blair, Bacon

RickyG85 3 days ago

The Wolfman (starring Lon Chaney Jr.), Silver Bullet, The Howling, and Dog Soldiers are all good werewolf movies, what are you on about?

2 likes: Rin, ZwagXerathYT

KactusPunch 3 days ago

Sweet Home AHHWOOOO oh wait I'm conflating things again.

2 likes: Blair, ZwagXerathYT

Hope Lover 3 days ago

American Werewolf in London is no good for you?

3 likes: Rin, Blair, ZwagXerathYT

Deadline 3 days ago

Why are there no good werewolf movies...? (except Ginger Snaps, ofc).

IAmTheIsland 3 days ago

Oh... Woodstock the Peanuts character... not Woodstock the music festival.

lostandfoundme 3 days ago

going clubbing tonight ladies hide your sons and husbands (I don't want to see them)

8 likes: Emma, POOHEAD189, Timemaster, Stargazer6225, Blair, Barham, Mountain Moose, ZwagXerathYT

Revolution 3 days ago

Also Woodstock

3 likes: Bacon, Feline, D3AD ST4R

Feline 3 days ago

i also have to say that snoopy is great. i love him.

6 likes: Marlowe, Hey Im Jordan, Revolution, Bacon, Hope Lover, D3AD ST4R

Marlowe 3 days ago

misandry exists and you can be racist to white people.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Hope Lover

D3AD ST4R 3 days ago

irl best friend texted that stuff like misandry and racism against white people mightve existed but weren't recorded??? #WorstTakeEver? ("-ࡇ-)

1 like: ZwagXerathYT

Revolution 3 days ago

Snoopy is great

2 likes: Feline, D3AD ST4R

Hope Lover 3 days ago

Don't y'all just love it when Google Weather says it's clear skies, but it's actually pouring rain? Funny how that works!

1 like: ZwagXerathYT

N3v3rM0r3 3 days ago

😮‍💨

1 like: ZwagXerathYT

RickyG85 4 days ago

@IAmTheIsland no, but you do get to brag that you pay good money for the privilege of- (checks notes) "entering a grocery store"...

DaftJive 4 days ago

guess whos health has plummeted again 😏

3 likes: POOHEAD189, RickyG85, ZwagXerathYT

Mountain Moose 4 days ago

Current hobby: emotionally damaging fictional people.

6 likes: X Fiendfyre X, nightmare medx, RickyG85, Shoopuf, RPM, ZwagXerathYT

IAmTheIsland 4 days ago

*being

IAmTheIsland 4 days ago

Does neinf in on a Costco membership constitute a "level up"?

Vapor 4 days ago

Don't let me down, don't sell me out, don't blow my cover, you're the only one who knows that I still love her...

KactusPunch 4 days ago

KILL CASSHERN DEVOUR CASSHERN

O O 4 days ago

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Revolution 4 days ago

Did you hear they arrested Daffy Duck?! He was selling quack

10 likes: Emma, shylarah, Lady Arya, BangoSkank, Vyce, Stryder BC, Ducksworth, Iracebeth, Hope Lover, RPM

Mountain Moose 4 days ago

1 like: Hope Lover

Obscene Symphony 4 days ago

Hard disagree. Everyone should simp for me

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Hope Lover

Hope Lover 4 days ago

Way I see it, making fun of toxic patterns is a nice way to start overcoming them! Nobody should simp for anyone, regardless of gender. :)

O O 4 days ago

The robots will probably romanticize the way we spoke too, to meme or not to meme, that is the question.

1 like: rush99999

Kaithe Dame 4 days ago

'Lol' Nicholas II said. 'Lmao,' Wilhelm II said. 'Roflcopter,' Joseph said.

2 likes: rush99999, Hope Lover

Mjolnir 4 days ago

Reducing centuries of poetic downfall to modern internet slang really ruins the tragic beauty behind it.

2 likes: rush99999, ZwagXerathYT

IAmTheIsland 4 days ago

Feeling kinda nostalgic for that Legend of Zelda RP i was in that took place during the timeskip in Ocarina of Time

Hope Lover 5 days ago

"In this day and age, we call them simps."

3 likes: IAmTheIsland, Jones Sparrow, ZwagXerathYT

Jones Sparrow 5 days ago

“History is riddled with men brought to their knees by a pretty face.”

4 likes: Lady Arya, nightmare medx, blindwoofer, Mjolnir

Jones Sparrow 5 days ago

@Three Steps Far, I was thinking his name would be “James Buffette” (pronounced “boo-Faye”)

6 likes: IAmTheIsland, Guardian Angel Haruki, Obscene Symphony, The Grey Dust, Lady Arya, blindwoofer

IAmTheIsland 5 days ago

Weird Flex 101: Dissing someone and then holding a grudge against them.

Kuro 5 days ago

Been awhile. I'm going to try crawling back from the dead now.

6 likes: Azure Bubbles, POOHEAD189, Lith, Yankee, RickyG85, ZwagXerathYT

The Grey Dust 5 days ago

By default the Jimmy Buffet Bard is on a quest for a Salt Shaker after losing it after a black-out night of booze, sponge cake, carousing, and women with his only hint tattooed on his chest...

4 likes: Jones Sparrow, Three Steps Far, Obscene Symphony, Lith

IAmTheIsland 5 days ago

A Rogue Bard would be a fun archetype. Swindles you out of your loot and then sings a little song about it.

6 likes: Jones Sparrow, Guardian Angel Haruki, Three Steps Far, AwesomeZero5, nightmare medx, Lith

Three Steps Far 5 days ago

@Jones Sparrow Make him highly deceptive and name him Jimmy Bluffet.

7 likes: IAmTheIsland, Mistress Dizzy, Jones Sparrow, Guardian Angel Haruki, Lith, Hope Lover, RPM

Jones Sparrow 5 days ago

A bard on a heroic dnd campaign…but he only plays cover songs of Jimmy Buffett

4 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, Lady Arya, Lith, blindwoofer

IAmTheIsland 5 days ago

The naked man just ran by my window.

4 likes: Azure Bubbles, Lady Arya, Lith, KactusPunch

Azure Bubbles 5 days ago

A naked man has bigger problems than a pickpocket.

5 likes: IAmTheIsland, shylarah, Lady Arya, Lith, Yankee

Tally Dor 5 days ago

The naked man fears no pickpocket.

4 likes: Azure Bubbles, IAmTheIsland, Yankee, Hope Lover

LadyAnnaLee 5 days ago

I have discovered that another name for French toast is "eggy bread." I'm not sure how I feel about that name, but now your RPs can include French toast with no France. You're welcome! : )

2 likes: POOHEAD189, lostandfoundme

lostandfoundme 5 days ago

france never existed and never will #franceisfake

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, headintheclouds

CitrusArms 5 days ago

If I ever imply France in an RP where, for example, the context for calling something "French Toast" doesn't exist, you can know that's not me.

1 like: lostandfoundme

Ashley1 5 days ago

I'm available for RP. I like modern slice of life. My kinks vary, but I have plenty. I have a lot of experience in RP and other things ;-) Contact me and we'll chat. Looking forward to it!

2 likes: KactusPunch, Hope Lover

O O 5 days ago

I was literally just thinking the same thing. Is the effort even worth the reward? Of course, they're automated... but someone has to turn on a computer somewhere, save their finger the strain.

1 like: Blair

Mountain Moose 5 days ago

Are spam messages on here effective? Makes me think of the Jesus billboards on the highway - who gets “saved” via billboard?

1 like: Blair

Kaithe Dame 5 days ago

Say no to VPN King, say yes to VPN People's Republic.

3 likes: Rhona W, POOHEAD189, Ginger Tee

AwesomeZero5 6 days ago

too much stuff bleh...

1 like: Birdboy

Expendable 6 days ago

Lots of ideas, voices in your head? You may not be schizo, just need to find a plot and start writing.

7 likes: CitrusArms, X Fiendfyre X, Blair, KactusPunch, Bacon, lostandfoundme, ZwagXerathYT

RickyG85 6 days ago

I dunno, probly

Birdboy 6 days ago

My itches will perpetually remain unscratched

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, AwesomeZero5

The Grey Dust 6 days ago

I'm not a doctor but I do play one in RP. Got an itch to scratch? Try Hyrdocortisone 1% with aloe, vitamin E, and medicated Zinc oxide plus calamine cream..

5 likes: Azure Bubbles, X Fiendfyre X, EtherealThorn, Expendable, Iracebeth

Luukasama 6 days ago

Always searching for something to scratch that insatiable itch

2 likes: Moon Child, Birdboy

Three Steps Far 6 days ago

I am pleased to report that I have clawed my way out of a very toxic environment and into one in which I can heal.

22 likes: Emma, Pascal, Azure Bubbles, Nemaisare, Guardian Angel Haruki, X Fiendfyre X, shylarah, AwesomeZero5, POOHEAD189, Lady Arya, Sadie, nightmare medx, Krasnaya, Moon Child, evierose, RickyG85, Bugman, Expendable, Iracebeth, Hope Lover, D3AD ST4R, ZwagXerathYT

lostandfoundme 6 days ago

so many ideas in my head, so little people to actually rp them with

10 likes: Emma, X Fiendfyre X, evierose, RickyG85, Expendable, cosmiccowgirl, KactusPunch, Iracebeth, Mountain Moose, ZwagXerathYT

Lady Arya 6 days ago

What’s wrong with your eyes? Allergies. I’m allergic to Bullsh*t.

4 likes: SanaChan, Candlelitsoul, Stryder BC, Mountain Moose

headintheclouds 7 days ago

I do enjoy watching crafters try and interpret obviously AI patterns and seeing what messed up little gremlin looking project results

1 like: Emma

Stryder BC 7 days ago

What did you say? I couldn't hear you. I was watching the World Cup.

3 likes: Lady Arya, Moon Child, Blair

IAmTheIsland 7 days ago

Having status bar convos is like shouting across the street to your neighbors.

5 likes: Emma, Azure Bubbles, Blair, Iracebeth, lostandfoundme

Lith 7 days ago

I'm pretty sure most conversations in the status bar are inherently gonna be hours long.

1 like: Azure Bubbles

IAmTheIsland 7 days ago

Bruce Wayne and Batman are totally the same

3 likes: Azure Bubbles, The Grey Dust, cosmiccowgirl

O O 7 days ago

You're absolutely right, unethical use of AI in the hobbyist writing sphere is definitely concerning - BEEP, I mean BYE - No! Uh, PERIODT.

EtherealThorn 7 days ago

I came back 3 hours later, and it was still going lol. I was like... Damn

1 like: Azure Bubbles

Deadline 7 days ago

It started because it's trendy to hate on AI.

2 likes: Azure Bubbles, Hope Lover

EtherealThorn 7 days ago

What started this conversation? I think images I find on Pinterest sometimes are AI

Lith 7 days ago

I want to be a contrarian... but I gotta admit when I'm forced to read through blatantly AI generated slop in a few combat RP communities, it's like shards of glass in my eyes.

3 likes: Ruby, The World, Stargazer6225

Penny 7 days ago

Ethical issues aside, AI prose is just really bad.

3 likes: Psyker Landshark, The World, POOHEAD189

Birdboy 7 days ago

AI makes me sick. Just seeing that term is making me diaharia and vomit at the same time, all while I cry

DocTachyon 7 days ago

I feel sorry for you if you let AI generate ANY of your prose. Real hack work. That goes for images too.

6 likes: Eddie Brock, Birdboy, Stargazer6225, TokyoPewPew, Iracebeth, ZwagXerathYT

Obscene Symphony 7 days ago

AI has been a net negative to humanity and I will not be convinced otherwise

3 likes: DocTachyon, Birdboy, Stargazer6225

RickyG85 7 days ago

I ain't afraid of no basilisk, for I am the chosen one, armed with occam's razor and aided by pavlov's dog and shcrodingers cat, nobody can stop me

2 likes: shylarah, Quartz