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Andreyich 41 min ago

Out here ballin' in the kali yuga

Roland 1 hr ago

Remember, kids: if you can't punch through a trench, you ain't using enough tanks at your trench problem.

2 likes: WitchHunter, Angel Vicky

underworldqueen 4 hrs ago

Baking a bunch of goodies, homemade cinnamon rolls, lavender cupcakes with a honey cream cheese frosting and some cookies...going to be a good day!

6 likes: DestinyStar, WitchHunter, Angel Vicky, Hazard Bits, rebornfan320, Littleone17

underworldqueen 4 hrs ago

Baking a bunch of goodies, homemade cinnamon rolls, lavender cupcakes with a honey cream cheese frosting and some cookies...going to be a good day!

Drache 4 hrs ago

I'm glad that I RP stories that are enjoyable rather than out of some need to only do things that are 'unique'.

12 likes: Ruby, Rin, datadogie, WitchHunter, Kuro, The Grey Dust, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, Vyce, Littleone17, AmpharosBoy, DamnTheGacha

Ammokkx 5 hrs ago

I get complaining about a genre being saturated, but I sincerely don't see how that ties in as an excuse to not do something you want to do. That's just deflection.

17 likes: Yevin, Ruby, datadogie, Drache, WitchHunter, Summer, Kuro, Ladypug, Valentine, The Elvenqueen, Majoras End, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, Queen of Hell, Vyce, Littleone17, DamnTheGacha

Hammerman 5 hrs ago

Sometimes I got the urge to write a long ass epic fantasy. Then I realize the genre is oversaturated as fuck.

1 like: Sanguine Rose

Queen of Hell 6 hrs ago

Goddamn migraines :(

Shadow Dragon 6 hrs ago

Who else feels like having a screaming contest?

4 likes: Yevin, Hazard Bits, rebornfan320, Littleone17

Roland 7 hrs ago

What do you call a can of soda celebrating Christmas? A merry can.

2 likes: Hazard Bits, Shadow Dragon

Kuro 7 hrs ago

*me looks at ow deluxe edition and other $60 games i bought but never played* :sweat:

Ammokkx 7 hrs ago

the market shitting itself is a good time to go through that backlog of games you've bought but never played

3 likes: Kuro, Angel Vicky, Vyce

Kuro 8 hrs ago

pc exclusives are dumb even if that's how the market works tbh. its not like, say, blizz putting their own games on their launcher, its just EGS throwing $$$ at it and saying "MINE" lol

2 likes: PsyBlade, Roach

PsyBlade 8 hrs ago

I'm disappointed that the new Predator game is an EGS exclusive. I'd be willing to buy it otherwise.

Hammerman 8 hrs ago

I think my very first character was a tsundere dragon girl. Was pretty fun playing her.

1 like: PsyBlade

Hammerman 8 hrs ago

Watching Manaria Friends just reminds me of the dozen magic academy rps I've played here, where nothing ever happens.

1 like: Bartimaeus

Roland 8 hrs ago

What's on my mind? I am a bit bored of sitting at home, reading books, playing games, and watching movies and TV shows. I've found new rock 'n roll on Spotify, which is nice, though. Can't complain.

2 likes: Kuro, POOHEAD189

LouisTheDummy 9 hrs ago

move like a bee, sting like uh- a bee!

blazeflame13 9 hrs ago

How long into this quarantine is it? I've lost track and am slowly slipping into deep depression

1 like: Shadow Dragon

ZAVAZggg 9 hrs ago

I'm just going to spam the Wolfenstein Youngbloods "Hell yeah dude," voice line over and over again myself.

1 like: Undead Eyes

Undead Eyes 9 hrs ago

-Contemplates a booty shot as her avatar image- ...Nah. Lol. However, if this isolation keeps up, I'll be looking for someone to swap nudes with just to entertain myself. XD!!

1 like: Angel Vicky

Kuro 9 hrs ago

People won't even stay put when there's a decent chance to catch the virus. I doubt they'll change their ghosting trends on a whim like that.

2 likes: Undead Eyes, Rosalia

Foster 10 hrs ago

You'd think what with the social distancing and the stay at home orders that less RPs would be dropped instead of more.

4 likes: Undead Eyes, Rosalia, Angel Vicky, Sanguine Rose

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

There's a pretty good manga about the Hussite Wars by the way. Would not recommend if you don't like gore to lolis though.

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

I never knew it happened around the same time. Always feels weird whenever a Japanese book talks about Islam.

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

Oh wow, on the last novel, for some reason the author starts bringing up the Crusades and how the Muslims have taken over Constantinople. Also the Hussite wars.

PsyBlade 11 hrs ago

Okay, I now know why people still regard John Carpenter's "The Thing" as one of the greatest horror films of all time.

AmpharosBoy 11 hrs ago

Man, some of the folks around here are really good writers. Motivates me to keep striving towards improving myself!

4 likes: Ruby, Rosalia, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

Here's the ED. The visuals changed every episode. And the song too. youtube.com/watch?v=OITLeW-…

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

Ulysses: Jehanne Darc to Renkin no Kishi

1 like: PsyBlade

PsyBlade 11 hrs ago

@Hammerman- What's the title?

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

Anime is meh overall but the ending is godly. Because it's by the same guys who made Maquia's ED song. Not to mention the beautiful visuals and drawings.

Hammerman 11 hrs ago

I like how this boobs loli fanservice version of Joan of Arc actually stays with history and kills off the MC and Joan at the end. Not in the anime though.

Ruby 12 hrs ago

That is the cutest status ever, BenG85. Holy shit. Good luck!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Hazard Bits

BenG85 12 hrs ago

submitted a character, hoping to be approved, excited ^_^

8 likes: MurderVictim, Ruby, Hazard Bits, Shadow Dragon, Vyce, Angry Ariel, Jasper19, AmpharosBoy

PsyBlade 12 hrs ago

What sane person trusts any statistics coming from the CCP?

2 likes: Obscene Symphony, Starboard Watch

POOHEAD189 13 hrs ago

To those saying the US has more cases than China, China halted testing 2 months ago.

4 likes: Altered Tundra, PsyBlade, AmpharosBoy, Starboard Watch

AlternateMan 13 hrs ago

Strawberry ice cream

DestinyStar 13 hrs ago

My friend wrote a book. Rory by NNN on Amazon Kindle. I'm freaking stoked for him & insanely jealous for not having the courage to write my own lol.

4 likes: POOHEAD189, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, AmpharosBoy

Andreyich 14 hrs ago

the virgin round earth denial vs the chad genocide denial

2 likes: LetMeDoStuff, Starboard Watch

PsyBlade 15 hrs ago

Starting at midnight, my state is instigating a shelter in place order. Here's hoping people don't go nuts.

2 likes: Sanguine Rose, Guy0fV4lor

Winter Star12 15 hrs ago

Let's save the pitiful children, woah! Let's save the pitiful children, woah! Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue! - The Pitiful Children from Be More Chill

1 like: Otakuforreal

Frenzy 15 hrs ago

Kiryu singing Ijisakura in Ishin nearly moved me to tears. Y'all I've been getting so emotional over everything lately, something's up.

LetMeDoStuff 15 hrs ago

Fascism? Are you sure you don't mean "FUNKY DEMOCRACY!"

KatherinWinter 15 hrs ago

Officially working from home... sort of.

WitchHunter 15 hrs ago

Downloading this thing called 'Doom: Eternal". Don't know if anyone's heard of it, but I figured I'd take a look.

2 likes: PsyBlade, puddingpunter

Majoras End 16 hrs ago

STEVEN IS A FREAKIN' KAIJU WTF IM SCREAMING-

1 like: DamnTheGacha

Vampiretwilight 17 hrs ago

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1 like: DamnTheGacha

Valentine 17 hrs ago

Pokemon is better when you're tequila drunk.

5 likes: Rai, WitchHunter, Summer, Hazard Bits, KZOMBI3

Rai 17 hrs ago

Interested in creating an OC with limited options and fighting others in a test of skill and wit? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

PsyBlade 18 hrs ago

@Hammerman- What's the title?

DamnTheGacha 18 hrs ago

Ok for real im not gonna lie the final end credits song for Steven Universe just hit me like a truck. For all the ups and downs, I enjoyed being a casual watcher of that show.

3 likes: PaulHaynek, shylarah, blazeflame13

AmpharosBoy 18 hrs ago

Fancy Tuna™️

1 like: Hazard Bits

LetMeDoStuff 18 hrs ago

Nah, I spend my whole life trying to reduce the amount of people coming to my funeral

2 likes: Undead Eyes, Hazard Bits

CelticChronicle 18 hrs ago

I wanted to be an adult so bad. Now look at me. Just fecking look.

Cleverbird 18 hrs ago

We spend our whole life gathering guests for our funeral.

10 likes: datadogie, Amethyst, WitchHunter, Kuro, LetMeDoStuff, Hazard Bits, Dawnrider, rebornfan320, Jasper19, DamnTheGacha

Hammerman 19 hrs ago

Currently watching a boobie anime about Joan of Arc to relax myself. I regret nothing.

4 likes: PsyBlade, WitchHunter, rebornfan320, DamnTheGacha

Jerkchicken 19 hrs ago

This is why it's called the "Boomer Remover"

8 likes: Anime_Freak, PsyBlade, WitchHunter, Kuro, pugbutter, Angel Vicky, AmpharosBoy, Starboard Watch

Kuro 19 hrs ago

The boomer covid deniers are real, people. Ran into one trying to say it isn't a big deal, with the "flu killing more people", etc. at the store today.

2 likes: Anime_Freak, WitchHunter

SporkoBug 19 hrs ago

Yaaay, back to work tomorrow because I'm 'Essential', screw Supermarket work.

1 like: Undead Eyes

Nobodyman123 20 hrs ago

Posts tonight or tomorrow.

PsyEmbrace 21 hrs ago

[@PsyBlade] Absolutely!

3 likes: PsyBlade, rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon

PsyBlade 21 hrs ago

Serious question: post-apocalyptic anime RP with zombies and fanaervice?

5 likes: Fabricant451, PsyEmbrace, Bartimaeus, Sanguine Rose, Kaggs

Pyxis 21 hrs ago

haven't been on because life has been shitty, lost my editing job and now i gotta do whatever i can to pay rent c:

1 like: Pilatus

Queen of Hell 22 hrs ago

I don't remember that crashing into a pharmacy to steal face masks and gloves was what one could consider a "normal friday night".

2 likes: PsyBlade, WitchHunter

Angel Vicky 22 hrs ago

Isn't that just a normal Friday night though?

Queen of Hell 22 hrs ago

Oh wonderful, not only was there an absolute shitshow of panic buying, now they're breaking into establishments and crashing cars, stealing stuff and making a bigger mess than it already was.

1 like: AmpharosBoy

Obscene Symphony 22 hrs ago

does that also mean my boss doesn't exist when he doesn't answer my emails

2 likes: Undead Eyes, AmpharosBoy

Scrivener 22 hrs ago

“Where is your Maker now? Call Him. Call down His wrath upon me. You cannot, for He does not exist.”

3 likes: Otakuforreal, The Elvenqueen, Pyxis

ZAVAZggg 23 hrs ago

I used to be a roleplayer like you. Then I took a ghost to the knee...

4 likes: WitchHunter, The Elvenqueen, Scrivener, Jasper19

Queen of Hell 23 hrs ago

I was a roleplayer like you once, then I became an admin of an active group where I also edit the site and I need to make everything nice because I can't stand things looking messy and I can't sleep.

4 likes: tobiax, WitchHunter, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose

Moss 23 hrs ago

Hey guys, Moss here. Please stop using the slurs P*land and P*lish on Roleplayerguild.com. Thanks!

3 likes: pugbutter, Ammokkx, AmpharosBoy

KatKook 23 hrs ago

You know... Just

2 likes: WitchHunter, AmpharosBoy

Starboard Watch 23 hrs ago

Wanted to shill my Medieval world-building/character-driven roleplay here. Check it out! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

WitchHunter 23 hrs ago

Thank you, Instacart!

Vampiretwilight 23 hrs ago

roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

AngelBites15 24 hrs ago

Responses Are Gonna Be Slow, Due To Online Learning & Daily Schedule Re-Arrangements :(

PhoenixOfChaos 24 hrs ago

THERE.New wifi card in my laptop,the other one...um...kind of burned up? XD Time to suuurf baby >:D

Fetzen 24 hrs ago

Now that I have trouble with the humble remainder of my family I could as well live on the moon. Might even be less isolating since high powered telescopes could pick me up.

Arista 1 day ago

"In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength." Uncle Iroh

4 likes: Nemaisare, Shadow Dragon, KZOMBI3, AmpharosBoy

Smarty Jones 1 day ago

Just what?

1 like: The Elvenqueen

KatKook 1 day ago

Do you ever just

3 likes: Hazard Bits, Frenzy, AmpharosBoy

Smarty Jones 1 day ago

Fishing License for 2020 has been purchased. Now, I need to see what other fishing supplies I might need for Trout season in a couple of weeks.

Rai 1 day ago

Interested in creating an OC with limited options and fighting others in a test of skill and wit? roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Xaltwind 1 day ago

Food supplies are dwindling... Gonna need to restock soon.

2 likes: WitchHunter, Shadow Dragon

Frenzy 1 day ago

Started rewatching Vento Aureo and teared up when the whole Bucci gang appeared. What has my life become.

4 likes: Obscene Symphony, Ambra, ReedeThe23rd, AmpharosBoy

RumikoOhara 1 day ago

"We commit the sins again And our sons and daughters pay"

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, Hazard Bits, Shadow Dragon, AmpharosBoy

Majoras End 1 day ago

Why do I keep getting scam dating site ads? Does google think im a guy or something??

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, Guy0fV4lor, Shadow Dragon

AmpharosBoy 1 day ago

𝒲𝑒 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑜𝒽-𝒞𝒽𝑜

2 likes: Obscene Symphony, ReedeThe23rd

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

Now that that godforsaken research paper is done, I think I'll work on some ideas for that SOL Morioh RP.

4 likes: Ambra, Hazard Bits, ReedeThe23rd, AmpharosBoy

PsyBlade 1 day ago

Je Suis Monté!

Frizan 1 day ago

inb4 group Slice of Life RPs where every post is just describing what each person did in Animal Crossing that day of the lockdown.

5 likes: Summer, Obscene Symphony, Hazard Bits, Jasper19, Roach

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" - Slice of Life 1x1 set in March 2020.

15 likes: Yevin, DestinyStar, SilverRain, PsyBlade, WitchHunter, Summer, Bartimaeus, Ambra, The Elvenqueen, Mao Mao, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, Jasper19, Pyxis, John Table

Obscene Symphony 1 day ago

"Ah shit guys we hit 2020, RP over since no one can go outside"

4 likes: Summer, Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose, Jasper19

Summer 1 day ago

I'm curious if anyone else who has RPs taking place in 2019 are deciding if they need to include mention of coronavirus if/when their stories reach 2020. World pandemics are kind of important details.

2 likes: Hazard Bits, Sanguine Rose

Jasper19 1 day ago

Blueface baby, yeah aight

1 like: Littleone17

AmpharosBoy 1 day ago

yee to the haw

4 likes: Chev, Bartimaeus, Hazard Bits, Littleone17

Littleone17 1 day ago

Mom told me to fallow my dreams........ So I wen't back to bed.

5 likes: SilverRain, WitchHunter, Angel Vicky, Shadow Dragon, Jasper19

Lumiere 1 day ago

J'ai deux mains, neuf doigts et leur fonction a disparu.

2 likes: WitchHunter, Angel Vicky

Malice 1 day ago

Apologies for being offline. As if the break up wasn't enough, my parents' house caught fire and is now uninhabitable and, despite the lockdown, I've been helping them sort all that out.

2 likes: Carantathraiel, Sanguine Rose