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Master EffeX 24 min ago

*thinking how like, the 'Hawkeye' Disney+ series had that "Avengers: The Musical" spoof; once the X-Men get into the MCU, I wanna' see an "X-Men: On Ice" spoof*

Big McLargehuge 25 min ago

It boggles my mind that any human beings actually found 2 Broke Girls entertaining.

1 like: Master EffeX

Lord Wraith 35 min ago

Everyone is excited about Mahz' return, but I'm still waiting on Stein's return.

Candlelitsoul 36 min ago

Exhausted. Been a long work week, but I got some writing done, and I'm down a new RP path.

2 likes: Mahz, Master EffeX

nodogs 1 hr ago

table backgrounds are now fixed again thx mahz 🫶

2 likes: Mahz, Dixie Fiend

Kuro 2 hrs ago

The PW is finally dead, long live the PW

1 like: Mahz

rush99999 2 hrs ago

Mahz haz returned! The zecond coming iz upon uz!

4 likes: Yevin, Dark Cloud, EchosOfTheVoid, Vampiretwilight

Vampiretwilight 3 hrs ago

Mahz is back?? omg.... I thought I was having a headache dream, but its' true?! Start the fanfare! He finally returns! :D

4 likes: Mahz, Dark Cloud, Candlelitsoul, TengenUzui96

Dixie Fiend 3 hrs ago

theater kids make scenes, don't cloud your crown dark 😎

1 like: Dark Cloud

nodogs 3 hrs ago

well i think you made up a person to be mad at and then confused that person with me

2 likes: Salsa Verde, Kuro

nodogs 3 hrs ago

[@Dark Cloud] out of the two of us you are the only one who is actually mad right now

2 likes: Salsa Verde, Kuro

Sir Lucario 4 hrs ago

Oh sweet! I just saw that we can change our own usernames now! Thank you, site staff!

10 likes: Mahz, metanoia, Kassarock, Dixie Fiend, Kuro, Dark Cloud, nodogs, EchosOfTheVoid, Vampiretwilight, TengenUzui96

Yankee 4 hrs ago

Exciting times here at the RPG

5 likes: Dixie Fiend, Kuro, Ambra, Shu, TengenUzui96

Big McLargehuge 4 hrs ago

If you're going to pop by my profile, at least leave a snarky comment. Or a snack. Or a meme. Really, any of those work.

2 likes: Dixie Fiend, Dark Cloud

Dark Cloud 4 hrs ago

Oh boo hoo boo hoo the table code looks bad, boo hoo hoo. Pfft, at least the site hasn't fucking crashed.

2 likes: EchosOfTheVoid, Shu

LegendBegins 5 hrs ago

@Ambra Would you believe me if I told you they’ve already started rolling out? =)

10 likes: metanoia, Mae, Kuro, Dark Cloud, Ambra, Fetzen, EchosOfTheVoid, blindwoofer, Hohum, TengenUzui96

Gareth 5 hrs ago

Big Thank you to Mahz for having us on his site, we always ought to remember how much time we spend here and not possible if not for him. Thank you :)

5 likes: MurderVictim, Dixie Fiend, Dark Cloud, EchosOfTheVoid, TengenUzui96

Scribe of Thoth 5 hrs ago

Y’all act like this site is a broken mess when it’s still better designed than any government website I’ve ever seen

13 likes: metanoia, MurderVictim, Gareth, Dixie Fiend, Dark Cloud, Fetzen, Majoras End, nodogs, EchosOfTheVoid, Yankee, Shu, Big McLargehuge, TengenUzui96

Ambra 5 hrs ago

I don't want to be pessimistic but I'll believe in the site upgrade when I see it

1 like: Shu

Birby 5 hrs ago

What's with the weird blue ad at the top of the page?

wheels 5 hrs ago

feel like i did something wrong and i do not even know what i did

nodogs 5 hrs ago

tables in bios r already broken oh lord

1 like: Salsa Verde

wheels 5 hrs ago

feeling very confused

Salsa Verde 6 hrs ago

Users who write their responses/sheets in the text body on the site deserve to lose them.

2 likes: metanoia, nodogs

Dark Cloud 6 hrs ago

More forest fires eh?

Obscene Symphony 6 hrs ago

my province is burning yeesh

EchosOfTheVoid 7 hrs ago

Avatar update felt appropriate for the month.

Gareth 7 hrs ago

The Hugest dinosaur?

Big McLargehuge 7 hrs ago

In other news, it is Jurassic June, my dudes. Think I'll change my avatar to fit that theme for the month.

2 likes: Dixie Fiend, TengenUzui96

MurderVictim 7 hrs ago

aw hey mahz, we thought you were dead

Gareth 8 hrs ago

Ah, this was why the fellow was gone so long. crap, he went out again.

nodogs 8 hrs ago

I WISH I HAD SHROOMS RN

Big McLargehuge 8 hrs ago

No, buddy, it's just you. Go back to your magic mushrooms.

Kuro 8 hrs ago

@nodogs no he's just a figment of your imagination lol

nodogs 8 hrs ago

IM HIGH AS HELL RN EVERYONE CAN SEE MAHZ RIGHT

3 likes: MurderVictim, Kassarock, Kuro

WitchHunter 8 hrs ago

I say! Do mine eyes deceive? Hath our lord liege returned from campaign at last?

4 likes: Hank, Yevin, MurderVictim, Kuro

Exit 8 hrs ago

@Mahz I've missed you. Would you like to date?

2 likes: Dixie Fiend, canaryrose

Kassarock 8 hrs ago

Mahz finally picked up the milk.

5 likes: Hank, Yevin, MurderVictim, Dagger, Kuro

Ammokkx 8 hrs ago

...dad?

8 likes: Hank, MurderVictim, Kassarock, vietmyke, Dagger, Dixie Fiend, Kuro, Lord Orgasmo

Kuro 8 hrs ago

So it begins.

2 likes: Hank, Kassarock

Crimson Flame 8 hrs ago

Is Mahz actually updating the server? 🤔

2 likes: Kassarock, Kuro

Big McLargehuge 8 hrs ago

The Batman is on Netflix. Hands down the best Batman cartoon I've seen.

1 like: Crimson Flame

Mahz 9 hrs ago

I'm working on experimental server changes. Email mahz@roleplayerguild.com if you're having problems.

16 likes: Hank, Yevin, metanoia, MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Kassarock, Exit, Calle, Dagger, Kuro, Dark Cloud, Carbonatter, nodogs, Star Cat, Hohum, TengenUzui96

Gareth 9 hrs ago

Jonisca you left the movie theater?

TengenUzui96 10 hrs ago

I don't think he's that much of a Mahzochist. :P

1 like: Emeth

Hank 10 hrs ago

Quick everyone, PM Mahz with your wishlist for Guild updates and new features. The more the better. In fact, send him a PM about it every day. Make that every hour. Chop chop!

4 likes: Yevin, Exit, Carbonatter, Shu

Jonisca 11 hrs ago

The very person you want to avoid turns out to be the very person sitting next to you in cinema. 'Tis a lovely day.

Emeth 11 hrs ago

Now that song is stuck in my head again. Oh well, at least it's Bad Apple.

LegendBegins 11 hrs ago

Re: Updates—There may or may not be some movement on the Guild’s GitHub ^_^. More importantly @Big McLargehuge, nice Bad Apple reference.

3 likes: Hank, Calle, Kuro

Jackal was here 11 hrs ago

Welp it's pride month can't be straight anymore. (It's a joke lol, don't be offended.)

Big McLargehuge 11 hrs ago

If I find a way to change, if I step into the light/Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white

Kuro 12 hrs ago

Seconding this. vv

Hedgehawk 12 hrs ago

If Mahz is back does this mean we will finally get some updates to the sites codebase?

3 likes: Dagger, Jonisca, Kuro

LegendBegins 12 hrs ago

Better than milk. He brought ice cream.

4 likes: Kuro, HaleyTheRandom, headintheclouds, WolfLover

PatientBean 12 hrs ago

Happy first day of Pride! It's about to get a whole lot more gay on this end <3

2 likes: Kuro, spooky senpai

headintheclouds 12 hrs ago

Haven't gotten full page ads yet today! Appreciate your work on it, y'all.

1 like: TengenUzui96

HaleyTheRandom 12 hrs ago

No. 😭 He tossed us a few cigarettes and said good luck.

4 likes: Yevin, Dixie Fiend, Kuro, Sir Lucario

Kuro 12 hrs ago

Did he at least bring back the milk?

3 likes: Yevin, HaleyTheRandom, BaileyBlue302

Jackal was here 13 hrs ago

I dunno rn. Time to go play payday 2 or smth, (Friend me on the PS4, MadMax3769)

HaleyTheRandom 13 hrs ago

Yeah, that sounds like dad alright.

1 like: Yevin

Yam I Am 13 hrs ago

Mahz returned, said nothing, removed Hank as an admin, and left. Absolute legend tbh

4 likes: Hank, Yevin, Kassarock, Dixie Fiend

Calle 16 hrs ago

New writing contest \o/ Let's see what stories you can come up with about Royalty.

1 like: HaleyTheRandom

TengenUzui96 19 hrs ago

Really? Amahzing!

2 likes: Kuro, Periodity

metanoia 20 hrs ago

Oh shit Mahz is back :O

7 likes: Mahz, Dagger, Jonisca, Kuro, NuttsnBolts, HaleyTheRandom, EchosOfTheVoid

AlternateMan 20 hrs ago

Hey guys,Alty here, would not recommend touching grass

1 like: blindwoofer

Star Cat 22 hrs ago

I've never seen an ad here, ever.

1 like: blindwoofer

ProxyInc 22 hrs ago

Got a full page ad as well 🫠😭

Dark Cloud 22 hrs ago

Full page ads still ain't gone on my end.

1 like: ProxyInc

Blueflame 22 hrs ago

Howdyy

1 like: POOHEAD189

LegendBegins 23 hrs ago

Full-page ads should be resolved. Please let me know if you see them again.

15 likes: Mahz, ProxyInc, Dagger, Venus, Dark Cloud, HaleyTheRandom, Fetzen, AlternateMan, Mangrale, headintheclouds, HockeyNut, Vampiretwilight, SporkoBug, Shu, TengenUzui96

Sir Lurksalot 23 hrs ago

I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.

5 likes: Dixie Fiend, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, SporkoBug, blindwoofer

headintheclouds 23 hrs ago

RPG, I'm already on Instagram. It's already rotting my brain. Advertise a new app pls and thx.

Big McLargehuge 23 hrs ago

Goddammit, Clukay, come home!

Lord Orgasmo 1 day ago

Perhaps I should open my 1x1 again.

2 likes: SporkoBug, BaileyBlue302

bafflingbookish 1 day ago

What's a girl gotta do to acquire a bowl that looks like spaghetti, to eat spaghetti in.

1 like: Shu

SporkoBug 1 day ago

It's Pride Month! Time to make it my entire personality! (Not really ahaha) I think I need more Queer Roleplays.

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Dagger, EchosOfTheVoid, Shu, Sorin

Big McLargehuge 1 day ago

Помните, никакого русского.

Xaltwind 1 day ago

Time to sleep and heal

1 like: Shu

Jackal was here 1 day ago

A wise man once said. "I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG." But the question is do I need an ammo bag or a medic bag?

2 likes: Overlord Thraka, BaileyBlue302

MadameRadetzky 1 day ago

Pffft. Do I have to make one *myself*? At *miiiiiidnight*?!

2 likes: Mae, Mangrale

MadameRadetzky 1 day ago

What does a girl have to do to get a good mecha RP

MadameRadetzky 1 day ago

What does a girl have to do to get a good mecha RP

Jackal was here 1 day ago

Melting simply laying in my bed rn.

Big McLargehuge 1 day ago

@Pilatus– So you're saying you're never gonna give us up? Never gonna let us down? Never gonna run around and desert us?

1 like: Candlelitsoul

Pilatus 1 day ago

I'll never quit this hell site.

4 likes: Yevin, Dagger, Dixie Fiend, Jonisca

Jackal was here 1 day ago

Y'all ever hear of this guy called kero the wolf. ._.

Jackal was here 1 day ago

We can have pets.

Kassarock 1 day ago

As long as they don't fuck them.

9 likes: Psyker Landshark, Dagger, Dixie Fiend, Jonisca, Pilatus, Big McLargehuge, Ice Reaver, BaileyBlue302, Twisted Mind

Dixie Fiend 1 day ago

thoughts on furries having pets?

Birby 1 day ago

Someone gave me a beer bottle today but it was filled with ginger ale.

Jackal was here 1 day ago

Imagine ad block fr lol (I don't have ad block!)

Twisted Mind 1 day ago

Apologies. The oven seems to have broken at this time. We are currently out of stock in the cheesecake department. Delays have occurred. Unsure when problems will be fixed.

1 like: BaileyBlue302

Sir Lucario 1 day ago

Darn it! It appears that my ad block isn't stopping the ads. Anyone else having this issue?

Big McLargehuge 1 day ago

My dog is on the waitlist for the vet. Here's to hoping we can get him in soon.

1 like: Hohum

AlternateMan 1 day ago

Do you ever try to go to sleep and then Payday 2 Cloaker sound effect plays in your head?

AlternateMan 1 day ago

The journey of me trying to belittle ancient human intelligence revealed the gathered wisdom of humanity and the lack of said wisdom within my head

1 like: TengenUzui96

charm 1 day ago

yonce all on his mouth like liquor

Star Cat 1 day ago

Praise be to Cappy!

Jackal was here 1 day ago

I'm just gonna listen to heist tracks (Payday 2 moment fr) and figure out what RP to join.

1 like: Mae

Jonisca 1 day ago

As fast as my salary comes in, I can clearly see the wings of those dollar notes flapping steadily as they immediately see themselves out of my wallet T.T

2 likes: Yevin, Mae