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Mara 2 min ago

alternatively, tell them that they dont meet your standards instead of trying to get internet points on the status bar

AlternateMan 4 min ago

I replied with a short paragraph and got asteriks. I want to shoot myself into outer space and stop thinking.

Jurassic Weeb 7 min ago

@AlternateMan- Have you tried a bit of the International Language, preferably in twelve-gauge buckshot?

1 like: AlternateMan

AlternateMan 9 min ago

Now they’re describing in asteriks. It’s not even ooc. It’s ic. HeLp

2 likes: Jurassic Weeb, anxiouscat

AlternateMan 41 min ago

Okay. So when I put up this interest check for 1x1's I honestly wasn't expecting to get a starting post as a sentence plus something like a script-type speech. I should've said "I'll start".

3 likes: Jurassic Weeb, Dirty Pretty Lies, QueenOfWands

Regitnui 1 hr ago

Not a sight of Fablett or Alolan geodude all weekend, then catching them both at the same stop... PoGO, you fickle game

Fabricant451 2 hrs ago

That's probably because nostalgia is a hell of a thing. I Am Setsuna was basically a game for people who really love Chrono Trigger. Throwbacks to older JRPGs hits a specific niche.

2 likes: GarlandDaHero, rebornfan320

TheEldest 2 hrs ago

I have returned!!!!!!!!!

GarlandDaHero 2 hrs ago

And, more importantly/seriously, why does Octopath look suspiciously similar to SaGa Frontier? It's almost like Squeenix is recycling old ideas for the new generation.

GarlandDaHero 2 hrs ago

How long after Octopath gets released do we have to wait for the Octodad crossover?

1 like: Jolteon

MaeDreamless 2 hrs ago

A rhinoceros is as ugly as human being, and it too is going to die, but at least it never thinks that it is beautiful.

4 likes: Jurassic Weeb, The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan, Jolteon

Jurassic Weeb 3 hrs ago

Other people: "Are you stupid, or just incredibly lazy?" Me: "Yes."

3 likes: The Mad Hatter, AlternateMan, Quote5

Uncle Spanky 4 hrs ago

sense of propriety™

1 like: The Mad Hatter

anxiouscat 5 hrs ago

So I played the Octopath demo... I need money...

The Grey Dust 5 hrs ago

Tennis Players make bad spouses. At first they serve you, but then they start hitting you back and forth trying to keep you in line, it's like love means nothing to them.

4 likes: The Elvenqueen, Superboy, Raptra, Walulululuigi

tex 5 hrs ago

Whenever I open a couple of slots in my RP, I’m always kind of delightfully surprised at the reception I get.

Metadude 5 hrs ago

I have a feeling that sane people won't see it that way

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan

AlternateMan 5 hrs ago

Madness is always right.

1 like: Metadude

Metadude 5 hrs ago

Decided to finally include one of my craziest OC's in an RP thread... this shall be quite... interesting : )

2 likes: AlternateMan, Crystal Amalgam

Hillan 6 hrs ago

If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

5 likes: tex, The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan, Superboy, Afro Samurai

Ruby 6 hrs ago

GoT: Age of Heroes, or X-Men: Logan-verse? I've got too many ideas that are precariously close to IntChecks. Halp.

1 like: Universorum

AlternateMan 6 hrs ago

*runs around singing Samus Aran theme with mouth*

Zelosse 10 hrs ago

Spaghetti me up

2 likes: The Mad Hatter, eclecticwitch

Vagabond 10 hrs ago

Was down with a stomach bug all day, my apologies for the absence

Inkarnate 11 hrs ago

Sunday will be post day for me. Partners be aware.

3 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, Universorum, eclecticwitch

tex 12 hrs ago

After taking one grammar course, 99% of the posts on this site, my own included, officially trigger me.

6 likes: WitchHunter, The Mad Hatter, Rosenrot, ArenaSnow, Zelosse, eclecticwitch

Briza 14 hrs ago

Thank you!

1 like: Ruby

Simple Unicycle 16 hrs ago

Once you think about it Max Payne 3 was just Man On Fire directed by John Woo.

Jurassic Weeb 17 hrs ago

Seriously, why did I not use/sign up for Pinterest sooner?

10 likes: Altered Tundra, Fabricant451, Lmpkio, ThatWeirdChick, Meep, SheaMorgan93, POOHEAD189, Metadude, eclecticwitch, Darth Shadow

KrystalKleo 17 hrs ago

Got home way too late.. Will send replies tomorrow.. I promise!

1 like: DarkHuntress

River Goblin 17 hrs ago

Major performance issues. I am on vacation and cannot address the site's performance issues until I get back. -- River Goblin

2 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, Mara

GarlandDaHero 17 hrs ago

BATTLETOADS IS BACK?!!?!?

Lacroix 17 hrs ago

@Garland I mean, Microsoft revived Battletoads, so anything could happen. By the way, have you called your local gamestop yet?

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Undead Eyes 17 hrs ago

My friend had her baby today! YEY!

6 likes: tobiax, Altered Tundra, The Mad Hatter, Dirty Pretty Lies, PaulHaynek, POOHEAD189

tex 18 hrs ago

Smaller and more invested groups tend to pump out the best results, though.

3 likes: WitchHunter, Dirty Pretty Lies, Hashih

Penny 18 hrs ago

When your attempted interest check grows so esoteric you are forced to delete it...

1 like: Hero

Jurassic Weeb 18 hrs ago

@Garland- If there's a timeline where Hitler cured cancer, then all of those are possible as well.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

GarlandDaHero 18 hrs ago

Three things that will never happen: Snowballs in hell, time travel, and a new F-Zero game

Frizan 18 hrs ago

I identify as Chaotic "Fuck You"

5 likes: Smystar99, GarlandDaHero, tex, Jurassic Weeb, Majoras End

Morose 19 hrs ago

I realize my RP is turning more and more into D&D - so why not commit to it and make them tell me their character's alignment?

1 like: GarlandDaHero

GingerBoi123 19 hrs ago

Anyone good with coming up with character nicknames? xD

Jurassic Weeb 19 hrs ago

FEET FIRST INTO HELL AND BACK AGAIN!

1 like: AlternateMan

AlternateMan 19 hrs ago

HELL JUMPERS, HELL JUMPERS, WHERE YOU BEEN?

1 like: Jurassic Weeb

The Grey Dust 20 hrs ago

Are you using the Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Or would you prefer the Olive Oil that "Claims it is a Virgin but that is Highly Questionable because Nona would never touch that bottle?"

3 likes: SouffleGirl123, DemonMiyu, POOHEAD189

Omega Man 20 hrs ago

I'm gonna make a sandwich.

2 likes: GarlandDaHero, BrokenWashing

GarlandDaHero 20 hrs ago

Since when did Godzilla take fashion advice from Randy Savage?

1 like: Lacroix

Jurassic Weeb 20 hrs ago

@Lmpkio- Finally a reason for me to tune in to MHA. *ducks behind cover to avoid gunfire*

2 likes: GarlandDaHero, Lmpkio

Lmpkio 20 hrs ago

And his name is exactly what you think it is, only ending with an "o" instead of an "a".

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Lmpkio 20 hrs ago

cdn.discordapp.com/attachme… - This. THIS is a character coming to the next special of My Hero Academia. No, I am not joking.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Penny 21 hrs ago

Estate sales are an excellent source of cheap antiques as well as a chance to paw through the lives of the recently deceased.

1 like: WitchHunter

Undead Eyes 21 hrs ago

Went to a street fair a few towns over. Got a giant snail pot. <3 I love it so. I named her Romarin (Rosemary).

1 like: Hekazu

AlternateMan 22 hrs ago

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE, WHO AM I TO DISAGREE

2 likes: GarlandDaHero, Dirty Pretty Lies

Jurassic Weeb 22 hrs ago

@Lacroix- I wish it was that cool here. I don't do hot weather.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Lacroix 22 hrs ago

Freezing cold, much like a penguin's tush.

3 likes: GarlandDaHero, Jurassic Weeb, ConnorRK800

Crimson Raven 22 hrs ago

A good read for everybody: Sanderson's 3 laws of magic. brandonsanderson.com/sander…

kittyluna45 22 hrs ago

Blarg blarg blarg.

Lmpkio 22 hrs ago

Nani the fuck?

2 likes: Jurassic Weeb, AlternateMan

Jurassic Weeb 22 hrs ago

"Man, I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women!"

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Fetzen 23 hrs ago

Currently sick and struck with writer's block at the same time.

OfWindAndRain 23 hrs ago

My mom always comes up with these pointless dumbass projects, and she makes me get and do half/all the stuff while calling it her own. Starting on Saturday, every week. Can't I fucking relax?

2 likes: Jurassic Weeb, Ladypug

GarlandDaHero 23 hrs ago

"Okay, wait, can we all just check our scripts, please? ...oh, I guess it does say that Boy George rides in flinging molotov cocktails."

4 likes: Jurassic Weeb, Mag Lev, The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan

Jurassic Weeb 23 hrs ago

"DEEEEEEEEP HURTIIIIIIING! DEEEEEEEEP HURTIIIIIIING!"

1 like: GarlandDaHero

AlternateMan 1 day ago

I saw gameplay of Rundas boss battle and now his battle theme is stuck in my head.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

She has feathers, so everyone's happy.

3 likes: WitchHunter, Lmpkio, The Elvenqueen

Lmpkio 1 day ago

@Crystal Amalgam - As long as it has feathers, the paleo-community will remain content with your totally accurate representation of a dinosaur.

1 like: Crystal Amalgam

HachiRoku 1 day ago

oh god, I read that as something else.

8 likes: Father Hank, Flamingevilwolfgirl, GarlandDaHero, WitchHunter, tex, Jurassic Weeb, Crystal Amalgam, Lacroix

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

Trying to draw a dinosaur again and I'm s c r e a m i n g .

3 likes: Jurassic Weeb, Lmpkio, The Elvenqueen

Flamingevilwolfgirl 1 day ago

After three days of uncertainty about my fiance coming to visit, I finally got the good news that his boss approved the time off. BRB, gonna go cry now. :D

2 likes: WitchHunter, AlternateMan

Flamingevilwolfgirl 1 day ago

@WitchHunter I've always heard the the eyes were the window to our souls.

WitchHunter 1 day ago

I always thought the eyes were simply the windows to your face.

2 likes: Flamingevilwolfgirl, Chasebloodcrest

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

"Mine are." - Superman, on how his eyeballs are light sources.

3 likes: Flamingevilwolfgirl, The Elvenqueen, BrokenWashing

Flamingevilwolfgirl 1 day ago

@Mara XD Apparently all of our eyes are. Nah, it was a quote from the Bible that I thought was neat.

Flamingevilwolfgirl 1 day ago

"The eye is the lamp of the body."

Black Ninja 1 day ago

I should (hopefully) be fully caught up again today/tomorrow.

Ambra 1 day ago

@Grey that would make sense, if I hadn't written out a whole thread detailing my rules and what I expected :/

The Grey Dust 1 day ago

Have you considered you haven't met their expectations? Like they were expecting a one shot smut to get their rocks off not an essay xD

2 likes: Jurassic Weeb, BrokenWashing

Peter Molyneux 1 day ago

I'm back!

1 like: Plank Sinatra

Ambra 1 day ago

Why do people PM me without meeting my 1x1 expectations, and when I ask them to provide samples of their writing, they never answer back? You're just wasting my time...

2 likes: Fabricant451, Pumpkinjaw

BrokenWashing 1 day ago

I know I shouldn't have but, Forza Horizon 4 has been pre-ordered

Jurassic Weeb 1 day ago

#justMonika

2 likes: Erklings25, rebornfan320

BlazerTatsumi 1 day ago

Doki Doki..

2 likes: Flamingevilwolfgirl, Erklings25

Flamingevilwolfgirl 1 day ago

So, I had a dream I was at college (probably because I'm going back), and I had to choose a club. Guess which one I chose? The fucking literature club.

AlternateMan 1 day ago

When I saw that Mama Mia 2 ad the only feeling I felt was concern. I mean, you sure about that?

2 likes: WitchHunter, Pumpkinjaw

Altered Tundra 1 day ago

To whom it may concern: From Sunday, the 15th, to the following Monday, the 23rd, I will be out of town and unable to post regularly, so expect my activity to diminish during that time.

Liotrent 1 day ago

I've returned from a very memorable Vietnam trip! I'll try to get posts up as soon as I am able.

The Fated Fallen 1 day ago

Sister: My friends going to Africa over the summer Me: But does she bless the rains tho? Sister: >.> Me: <.<

5 likes: MurderVictim, The Mad Hatter, Jurassic Weeb, POOHEAD189, Darth Shadow

KatherinWinter 1 day ago

I'm feeling old.

5 likes: The Mad Hatter, tex, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, Darth Shadow

tex 1 day ago

I can't wait until that faithful day when I boot up Elder scrolls VI only to have the 'new game' option catapult itself into the stratosphere, thus making the game unplayable.

3 likes: Azure Flame, WitchHunter, AlternateMan

guest16 1 day ago

"Forgive me for my wrongs, I have just begun."

2 likes: The Mad Hatter, Rosenrot

olcharlieboi 1 day ago

I'm writing a novel on Royalroadl called The True Dungeon King, hope I can get people to critique and help me improve!

2 likes: Scrub Mage, AlternateMan

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

I think I should watch The Office.

4 likes: Dredigan, My Own Hero, WitchHunter, Majoras End

Jurassic Weeb 1 day ago

"The haunting 'Torgo' theme."

2 likes: Aristocles, SheaMorgan93

Simple Unicycle 1 day ago

Me: Man, fuck Bethesda, Fallout is dead. Also Me: WEST VIRGINIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

4 likes: POOHEAD189, Jolteon, BushidoBantam, Crystal Amalgam

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

Went to pick up a client's dog and, on the way back, got the text that my other client has been admitted to have her baby tonight. So, extra dogs on top of the 5 I already planned to have this weekend

1 like: Amethyst

Surtr Inc 1 day ago

RPGC 1 day ago

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KrystalKleo 1 day ago

Sorry guys. Huge migraine. hoping it will go away but I can't think to RP

Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago

MOOD: i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/image…

1 like: GarlandDaHero

WitchHunter 1 day ago

We Cards Against Humanity now, lads.

1 like: GarlandDaHero

GarlandDaHero 1 day ago

"With enough time and pressure, ___ can turn into ___."