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Veilsight 3 hrs ago

This might just be me, but I kinda wanna set something on fire!

Mangrale 4 hrs ago

The only thing I love more than the protracted development of passion projects, is NOT getting other people's money involved.

X Fiendfyre X 5 hrs ago

Mine is 'Bitter' by Archers

Tally Dor 7 hrs ago

I don't always listen to one song for hours on end but I discovered a new today. "Die with a Smile" Is my new ear worm.

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Snowdrops

Sp00ki 10 hrs ago

"Try Pantheon of Hallownest." They said, "It'll be fun." they said...

3 likes: Stargazer6225, ColdAtlas, Lime

lol joanna 10 hrs ago

Since when did Duolingo find its way onto my fyp...?

2 likes: ColdAtlas, Lime

Lime 10 hrs ago

I just got distracted by the Ice Cream truck.

4 likes: Foster, Crimson Flame, Expendable, lol joanna

Cleveraptor 13 hrs ago

"They're dinosaurs, wow enough."

2 likes: Three Steps Far, lol joanna

Vampiretwilight 16 hrs ago

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immacamoqueen 18 hrs ago

I'll try to reply in the morning once I'm off - I'm so tired.

BearlyAllThere 20 hrs ago

Me: This is the hardest escape room. My Boss: This is work. Me: That's what I said?

8 likes: MurderVictim, Three Steps Far, shylarah, Zoie Hart, SammyMcW, Expendable, Lime, lol joanna

Kaithe Dame 23 hrs ago

Deny / Defense / Depose.

7 likes: Zeroth, SammyMcW, Vixere, PatientBean, Nanaya, hanzo, lol joanna

SammyMcW 23 hrs ago

Apparently Paul Walker had dandruff. They found his head and shoulders in the glove compartment

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Tally Dor, Expendable

SammyMcW 24 hrs ago

I should *try* to start writing again.

4 likes: Little Bird, Crawkid, Expendable, lol joanna

menahera 1 day ago

🧼 I am Mena

1 like: Expendable

menahera 1 day ago

Hello I am new! Looking for OC roleplayers

1 like: Expendable

ChronicleMan 1 day ago

Who knew training to be a cop would be so damn Tiring

1 like: Lime

LadyAnnaLee 1 day ago

I had Alist for a while. Special event movies, like Ghibli events, are excluded.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

Would have went, but going to the theater nowadays costs an arm and a leg for someone living paycheck to paycheck.

1 like: Crawkid

Expendable 1 day ago

Gkids did a special theater showing of My Neighbor Totoro, tonight was the last night. Pity.

1 like: Crawkid

Aeolian 1 day ago

I love Studio Ghibli <3

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Expendable, TokyoPewPew

wheels 1 day ago

when you hear someone wasting money and they complain about not having enough money. WTF. everyone gets old everyone gets wrinkles botox aint worth it just saying. learn to embrace your beauty.

1 like: X Fiendfyre X

Silent Showers 1 day ago

Best I can do is a Low Altitude Assault Transport/carrier from the Clone Wars.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, Lime

Tally Dor 1 day ago

Might be a hot take but I firmly believe many popular songs sound better slowed and reverbed.

1 like: Yankee

ColdAtlas 1 day ago

Unless you gonna pull up in a D79H-TC Pelican Dropship you ain't invited to my party

2 likes: Silent Showers, Lime

Silent Showers 1 day ago

I don't know why I drink sodas I always feel awful afterwards.

1 like: lol joanna

ShiningAsh 1 day ago

man, don't I suck ass!

Lildear18 1 day ago

Replies hopefully tomorrow everyone, sorry had a rough few days.

lol joanna 1 day ago

The voices...

1 like: ColdAtlas

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

I have half a mind to walk out of my shift and find the closest bar.

The World 1 day ago

And it will continue to spin on. youtube.com/watch?v=rePFEUu…

Night Diamond 1 day ago

I'm finally back! It took longer then planned but I am back! I'm sorry to everyone who was waiting on me.

1 like: Fetzen

Sp00ki 1 day ago

WHO THE FUCK IS KELVIN AND WHY IS HE 20 DEGREES?

3 likes: Stargazer6225, ColdAtlas, Lime

Cleveraptor 1 day ago

Me, living in Minnesota, wearing shorts while it's 7°F.

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Vixere, Lime

ColdAtlas 1 day ago

Y'all think that's bad, where I'm from it gets around 20 degrees kelvin

1 like: lol joanna

Zeroth 1 day ago

Louisiana winter is only bad because the air is 90% water. Not as cold, but you're basically taking a bath in it. No amount of layers is enough to keep you from getting soggy.

1 like: BunniesOfDoom

BunniesOfDoom 1 day ago

I live in Louisiana people! We get to the 100s in summer! Give me a break!

Sp00ki 1 day ago

mmm... 28 degrees..🤤

CitrusArms 1 day ago

It's not really cold until it hits, like, 20 F. And even that's gentle. It hit -14 F once.

SammyMcW 1 day ago

Alas, MessengerOfGod. Gone, but not forgotten. (Apart from by their fiancee)

1 like: Lime

Messengerofgods 1 day ago

slowly dying due to my sickness expect my obituary.

4 likes: SammyMcW, ColdAtlas, Sp00ki, Lime

BunniesOfDoom 2 days ago

Why is it so cold?! It was 80 yesterday. 80! Now it's 40! Make up your mind mother nature!

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Lime

BunniesOfDoom 2 days ago

No one wants to cuddle okay?! No cuddles for you!

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Silent Showers, Nanaya

Foster 2 days ago

The upside of winter is you can buy a gallon of ice-cream on the way to work, and leave it in your car until you get home without worrying about it melting.

7 likes: MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Zoie Hart, Yankee, Nanaya, Lime, DragonOC

ColdAtlas 2 days ago

what I can't understand is how nobody wants to RP platonic cuddles with a Liam guy >:(

ColdAtlas 2 days ago

"I'm not evil, I'm just a problem. Like, the government is aware of that fact, but since I'm never a high priority, I'm constantly just a significant inconvenience to society."

2 likes: Nanaya, Lime

Expendable 2 days ago

Heaven has exactly one lawyer, but don't tell anyone. Mary Todd's still looking for him.

2 likes: headintheclouds, ColdAtlas

lol joanna 2 days ago

Get in the Christmas spirit!!! *proceeds to haunt you*

5 likes: immacamoqueen, ColdAtlas, BunniesOfDoom, Lime, DragonOC

Cleveraptor 2 days ago

Won't lie, the idea of playing a dark magical girl like Fate Testarossa or Homura Akemi sounds kind of appealing right now.

2 likes: Letter Bee, Nanaya

Tally Dor 2 days ago

youtube.com/watch?v=pX_hmP6… The best parts are when she isn't saying la la la

Einherjar 906 2 days ago

music.youtube.com/watch?v=s… 🎶 Txmy - Ethereal || For all the sad girlies 😔💅 BTW Infinity Nikki just released yay

Sp00ki 2 days ago

why do so many people follow bad stereotypes

1 like: Lime

The Grey Dust 3 days ago

Remember. Heaven can't sue you. Where are they going to find the lawyers?

3 likes: EpicRoleplay, Expendable, Lime

Xaltwind 3 days ago

Why do the senior citizens always gotta be so cranky? Why they gotta throw a tantrum? Especially when you're trying yo help them...?

2 likes: Crimson Flame, TheMushroomLord

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Frank Sinatra the guardian magma.com/shared/jKSdYIVnWI…

1 like: Lime

Emberdawn2 3 days ago

Looking to do War Of The Worlds 2005 RP. I have tons of ocs.

Cleveraptor 3 days ago

If only I could get paid to lay in bed all day.

1 like: ColdAtlas

Vixere 3 days ago

I'm going to try to get posts out in the next couple days. Please be patient with me!

souleaterfan320 3 days ago

status quo.

Vampiretwilight 3 days ago

1 like: ColdAtlas

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

Like I get how people have legit trauma, but whenever I hear the word I immediately think of this youtube.com/watch?v=Q8oBnQZ…

1 like: Lime

Tally Dor 3 days ago

Honestly, Big Water is pretty chill, Big Fire on the other hand is an issue.

3 likes: Crimson Flame, X Fiendfyre X, Lime

lol joanna 3 days ago

STOP DRINKING WATER!!! It's all a big master plan for the water corporation. *proceeds to drink a gallon*

2 likes: ColdAtlas, Lime

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

Lamia character RP 🥺🥺🥺

2 likes: Lime, Messengerofgods

BunniesOfDoom 3 days ago

Being reluctant to even get out of your car that you've already turned off is rock bottom right? That's what the movies always portray it as.

2 likes: Carantathraiel, Messengerofgods

KatherinWinter 3 days ago

I just want to see characters grow why is that so hard!

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Days, X Fiendfyre X, BunniesOfDoom, lol joanna

AlternateMan 3 days ago

Vocabulary increased to 5

1 like: lol joanna

DragonOC 3 days ago

Pffft, writing is eeaasy! All you gotta do is write. Erase. Write. Erase. Google synonyms. Contemplate the meaning of life. Write. Erase. Google "sidewalk" cause now it looks funny. Then voilà! Redo.

7 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Qia, Stargazer6225, Nanaya, ColdAtlas, BunniesOfDoom, lol joanna

wheels 3 days ago

six days until my birthday

3 likes: X Fiendfyre X, Lime, lol joanna

The Otter 3 days ago

are we sure that kneecaps are real or has big ortho gaslit us all into believing in them

4 likes: Stargazer6225, Nanaya, ColdAtlas, lol joanna

IAmAugustReign 3 days ago

I have more waifus than my s/o. He envy. Just need 2 more then I've the whole (current) set!

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

The games I've been playing as of late backloggery.com/Async

Scribe of Thoth 3 days ago

Is 5.5e even more powercreepy than I thought or are those stats insane for a level 5 character

1 like: Lime

ColdAtlas 3 days ago

still need me a platonic cuddles RP where I can play as my lamia character for silly snake wrap-hugs

lol joanna 4 days ago

Me wishing I could watch Arcane but when I go on Netflix to search it up, it's not there. WHAT DO I DO NOW.

2 likes: ColdAtlas, Lime

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

I really should invest in new shirts. I've been wearing the same Hawaiian shirts since high school, and they're not gonna last forever.

3 likes: Expendable, Lime, lol joanna

ColdAtlas 4 days ago

Alan Wake 2 answers the question of “What is art” by saying “Art is whatever the big evil lake likes”.

ColdAtlas 4 days ago

Need a good pve game? play the Metro series

POOHEAD189 4 days ago

Killing Floor the best

1 like: HereComesTheSnow

EpicRoleplay 4 days ago

Stalker 2. @CleveRaptor

2 likes: X Fiendfyre X, ColdAtlas

Cleveraptor 4 days ago

Can anyone recommend a good PvE shooter? I like DRG, but I need more. Didn't really like Destiny or Warframe.

lol joanna 5 days ago

I COULD start on making some character sheets, OR I could do a random 'Draw-Your-Oc' challenge that no one asked for.

8 likes: CitrusArms, POOHEAD189, SammyMcW, Lith, Mole, Nanaya, ColdAtlas, Lime

Emeth 5 days ago

I should write science fiction, so I can get paid to blackpill about how technology can be misused instead of doing it for free.

10 likes: The World, X Fiendfyre X, Zeroth, The Savant, SammyMcW, Vyce, Expendable, TokyoPewPew, Silly, Lime

Sp00ki 5 days ago

Who would like to join me in drinking some gasoline and eating concrete?

4 likes: immacamoqueen, SammyMcW, Messengerofgods, lol joanna

BearlyAllThere 5 days ago

Oh Status Bar drama, how I did not miss you

8 likes: Days, Zeroth, immacamoqueen, Lexisheeps, Lildear18, Lime, lol joanna, PoeticSunGod

Messengerofgods 5 days ago

When boss fires a person you hated for harassment issues and she's pulling the I'm a woman your mansplaining and I'm like "doesn't excuse the unwanted touches bitch" I'm good I took a deserved break.

6 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, immacamoqueen, Mole, Lime, lol joanna, PoeticSunGod

PoeticSunGod 5 days ago

enjoying my coffee and hoping for rps...though I might ignore

1 like: Messengerofgods

Crawkid 5 days ago

Sorry, if your PM came at a time high in anxiety, its going to be a real fight to get around to it

2 likes: Messengerofgods, PoeticSunGod

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

ADHD is acting up worse than usual tonight.

6 likes: Crimson Flame, Crawkid, SammyMcW, Messengerofgods, lol joanna, PoeticSunGod

PoeticSunGod 5 days ago

We all f*cked up in some way you ain't perfect and neither am I

6 likes: Guardian Angel Haruki, immacamoqueen, SammyMcW, 0neWithW0rds, Messengerofgods, lol joanna

BunniesOfDoom 5 days ago

How does one even know if they're talking to someone who is disabled unless they're obviously disabled. I have disabilities but you wouldn't know it. It's so stupid. Those people need to grow up

9 likes: The World, Crawkid, immacamoqueen, SammyMcW, Expendable, Lime, 0neWithW0rds, Messengerofgods, PoeticSunGod

Scribe of Thoth 5 days ago

I think anyone who doesn't want to interact with anyone that isn't crippled or otherwise disabled has a few more glaring problems than not considering mental illness a disability

8 likes: Psyker Landshark, The World, Days, Crawkid, SammyMcW, Stargazer6225, Messengerofgods, PoeticSunGod

Mirandae 5 days ago

God I hate victim mentality and self-pity. It's so fucking pathetic.

12 likes: Psyker Landshark, vietmyke, X Fiendfyre X, Zeroth, Tally Dor, immacamoqueen, The Savant, TrippyNightmare, Qia, Silly, Messengerofgods, PoeticSunGod

PoeticSunGod 5 days ago

introverts fear my extrovertness I will talk and be near you welcomes to ✨S O C I A L I N T E R A C T I O N✨

4 likes: immacamoqueen, Lime, Messengerofgods, lol joanna

Cleveraptor 5 days ago

Weyland-Yutani: Building Better Worlds

1 like: Expendable

SammyMcW 5 days ago

I love posts like "Abled people in general are just not my fav to interact with and people who are only mentally disabled are on thin ice" as if mental disabilities aren't real or don't count

5 likes: Crimson Flame, The World, Crawkid, immacamoqueen, Stargazer6225

Mole 5 days ago

Prayers for Damascus. 🙏🏻

1 like: Andreyich

Little Bird 5 days ago

Work has been rough this week. Posts coming tomorrow or the next day.

1 like: POOHEAD189

Crimson Flame 5 days ago

Crazy makes you rats

hanzo 5 days ago

rats make me crazy

1 like: The Savant