Latest 100 Statuses

Kuro 12 min ago
still looking for possible interest roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Majoras End 20 min ago
So...anyone up for anarchy?

DestinyStar 26 min ago
I got a callback for my audition! Yay! <3
7 likes: Altered Tundra, Skull, Angel Vicky, Vyce, Vampiretwilight, Shinobu, Jasper19
JunkMail 33 min ago
"nice dog" is an anagram for genocide.
3 likes: Angel Vicky, Majoras End, Shinobu
Obscene Symphony 34 min ago
I tried to join a shitty Christmas SOL RP last year
1 like: Shinobu
looking for roleplayers interested in a rebellion against dragon shifters: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Lord Wraith 1 hr ago
You make me feel like.. a shooting star! You make me feel like... a porno star!
3 likes: JunkMail, rebornfan320, Shinobu
AlternateMan 2 hrs ago
APOCALYPSE DRAWS NEAR, EVERYONE UPLOAD SOME CUTE CAT PICS
3 likes: Majoras End, Shinobu, Jasper19
Majoras End 2 hrs ago
Oh golly, here we go again.
2 likes: Kuro, Shinobu
Ammokkx 2 hrs ago
reborn holy shit how many times are you going to bitch about the exact same thing?
3 likes: Kuro, Naw, Shinobu
rebornfan320 2 hrs ago
[@Shinobu] I am tempted too, but knowing me and my past luck I know that the result of it would likely be the same.

Ejected 2 hrs ago
RIP Juice Wrld 😔
3 likes: Altered Tundra, Skull, Hey Im Jordan
Hey Im Jordan 2 hrs ago
Closing the gap on my KDA from back when I was a kid playing halo. Shit ain't easy

AlternateMan 3 hrs ago
When in doubt do it, regret is the suty of the future you. What can the future you do, beat you up? Wait...
1 like: Shinobu
Callousqueen 3 hrs ago
RIP Caroll Spinney (1933 - 2019) for playing Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, and other characters on Sesame Street
2 likes: Skull, rebornfan320
AlternateMan 4 hrs ago
@Kuro is it allowed to play a guy that gets eaten right after he introduces himself?
1 like: Obscene Symphony
Kuro 4 hrs ago
irl hs zombie apocalypse rp lfp roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
1 like: Shinobu
Tiliqua 4 hrs ago
Life got busy but now I’m back and I’m dying to do something! Let’s gooooo!~

AmpharosBoy 6 hrs ago
I love my 1x1 partners: You guys are awesome. <3
2 likes: Ambra, rebornfan320
Ruby 6 hrs ago
...why Callous? Why?
2 likes: CAS1006, AlternateMan
Ruby 6 hrs ago
DC! I love that guy. Hi DC! Long time no chat. :)

BCTheEntity 7 hrs ago
I'm not so upset about that whole "being born" thing. It's more the stuff after that they dropped the ball on.
2 likes: Vyce, Jasper19
DC The Dragon 8 hrs ago
Man, Discord out here playing GAMES.
6 likes: Ruby, Kalas, Dirty Pretty Lies, AlternateMan, Haruharara, AmpharosBoy
megatrash 8 hrs ago
I’m mad at my parents for having sex 26 years ago then having me. Rude af, I didn’t ask to be born.
5 likes: Slypheed, Uncertain Tea, Kalas, Angel Vicky, Angry Ariel
Uncertain Tea 9 hrs ago
Big shout out to my parents having sex 36 years ago, and having me. That was dope.
6 likes: Ruby, Kalas, Angel Vicky, Lady Absinthia, Hey Im Jordan, rebornfan320
Cleverbird 9 hrs ago
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to tell younger me everything will be all right in the future, just to trick the poor bastard.
1 like: AlternateMan
Stuzzie 9 hrs ago
All of life comes to me with ease, joy & glory

AlternateMan 10 hrs ago
May the lazer beemz of cringe shine upon you forevah

Obscene Symphony 11 hrs ago
Well aren't you guys fuckin rays of sunshine to wake up to on a Sunday
2 likes: Kalas, Angel Vicky
BCTheEntity 11 hrs ago
Nobody is ever back, and everybody is alone in their own minds. But uh, corporate-owned chat sites don't count as any form of "-body" except in US law, so they're allowed to be back and not alone.

AlternateMan 11 hrs ago
How do you make friends? Is there a secret ritual you need to do?
2 likes: rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon
PsyBlade 11 hrs ago
Someone ate that "art piece" banana duct taped to a wall. He's the hero we deserve.
5 likes: SouffleGirl123, Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, PrinceAlexus
AlternateMan 12 hrs ago
GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK
2 likes: Angel Vicky, Stuzzie
SouffleGirl123 12 hrs ago
Guess who's back, back again, Souffle's back, tell your friends
4 likes: HaleyTheRandom, Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan
rebornfan320 12 hrs ago
[@Moonlightsky] I know exactly what you mean. I feel lost in this world too.
1 like: SporkoBug
Moonlightsky 12 hrs ago
I feel lost in this world sometimes...
2 likes: rebornfan320, SporkoBug
PsyBlade 12 hrs ago
Here's to hoping that natural selection catches up with at least one of the Paul brothers this year.
2 likes: MurderVictim, twannyman
AlternateMan 14 hrs ago
YEESSSS, JOIN THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE STANDING!
1 like: rebornfan320
rebornfan320 14 hrs ago
[@Hammerman] Be ready to prepare a graveyard then.

Hammerman 15 hrs ago
Reminder to take as many RPs as you could because most of them are going to die after all.
5 likes: Angel Vicky, AlternateMan, Inkarnate, rebornfan320, SporkoBug
AlternateMan 15 hrs ago
BUT IN THE EEEEND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

PsyBlade 17 hrs ago
We're getting snow tomorrow. No wonder my hip hurts like a bitch.
4 likes: AlternateMan, rebornfan320, Shinobu, Jasper19
Light the Dark 17 hrs ago
'tis the season to get illness. fa la la la la la la *hack* *cough*
5 likes: Torack, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, rebornfan320, Shinobu
Vampiretwilight 18 hrs ago
AlternateMan: -hugs- lol
3 likes: AngelBites15, AlternateMan, rebornfan320
AlternateMan 18 hrs ago
HuGgInG tHe CrInGe MaN iS iLlEgAl PlEaSe ReFrAiN fRoM sPrEaDiNg PoSiTiViTy
2 likes: AngelBites15, Candlelitsoul
Vampiretwilight 18 hrs ago
the rp is up. also -hugs for candlelitsoul-
3 likes: Candlelitsoul, AlternateMan, rebornfan320
Candlelitsoul 18 hrs ago
Can feel a migraine building. Need a pain aid and a hug :(
3 likes: AlternateMan, rebornfan320, Vampiretwilight
Vampiretwilight 19 hrs ago
Alternate: ok. i might put it under free just in case. -hugs-
2 likes: AlternateMan, rebornfan320
AlternateMan 19 hrs ago
Okay then. Do as you want to though, it's you who makes the decision after all.
2 likes: rebornfan320, Shinobu
Vampiretwilight 19 hrs ago
AlternateMan: it has both tags
2 likes: rebornfan320, Shinobu
A Lamb 19 hrs ago
Let's do a League of Legends, Team Fight Tactics RP, because that's the only way you'll find people playing anything that isn't Glacia/Predator, Ocean/Mage, or Shadow/Infernal
1 like: Hey Im Jordan
AlternateMan 19 hrs ago
Well if you're going for a military theme then you should add military tag too. If not just add free.

Vampiretwilight 19 hrs ago
AlternateMan: um........idk......

Obscene Symphony 19 hrs ago
Another section down, pretty much just one to go!

AlternateMan 19 hrs ago
When in doubt DO BOTH

Vampiretwilight 19 hrs ago
i got a like on the dragon shifter rp plot, but i do not know if i should put it under free or military rp. i am debating whether to put it under free just in case.

PsyBlade 19 hrs ago
Shit, I'm late. Lemme grab some popcorn.
2 likes: AlternateMan, rebornfan320
Kuro 20 hrs ago
I heard Nutts once put a "kick me" sign on Ink's back.
5 likes: Torack, AlternateMan, Inkarnate, rebornfan320, Shinobu
AlternateMan 20 hrs ago
For a moment I took that without context. CLEANSE MY BRAIN

Inkarnate 20 hrs ago
plz nutts no bully
3 likes: Kuro, AlternateMan, Shinobu
AlternateMan 20 hrs ago
TWO HUNDRED DEGREES, THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FARENHEIT!
2 likes: Gunther, DarkHuntress
NuttsnBolts 20 hrs ago
Ink does suffer from OCCS. (Obsessive Character Creation Syndrome)
6 likes: Kuro, HaleyTheRandom, AlternateMan, Sanguine Rose, rebornfan320, Shinobu
Inkarnate 20 hrs ago
Oh no, I've learned from the past. I prefer to ruin someone's future instead.

rebornfan320 20 hrs ago
[@Inkarnate] Sounds like fun! Let me know how that process goes!

Inkarnate 21 hrs ago
Create more RPs than you can handle instead!
10 likes: Hero, Byrd Man, Kuro, HaleyTheRandom, Hey Im Jordan, Majoras End, AlternateMan, rebornfan320, Shinobu, Yankee
HaleyTheRandom 21 hrs ago
Daily reminder to NOT join more RP's than you can handle.
6 likes: Byrd Man, Gunther, Dirty Pretty Lies, Melo, Candlelitsoul, Inkarnate
Hero 21 hrs ago
You've yee'd your last haw!
5 likes: Altered Tundra, MurderVictim, Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, Shinobu
Vampiretwilight 21 hrs ago
the interest check is up: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

KatherinWinter 21 hrs ago
Finished my third male after almost six years here.
1 like: Angel Vicky
Skwint 22 hrs ago
@Candlelitsoul. Featuring me! Dangling helplessly from a hook.
1 like: Candlelitsoul
PsyBlade 22 hrs ago
I was hoping to have the house to myself for a few hours tonight, but it looks like that's not happening. -_-
2 likes: Sanguine Rose, Vampiretwilight
Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago
Shinobu: ok. if you think it would work.

Candlelitsoul 22 hrs ago
Had one of the funniest moments during my livestream of Dead by Daylight. Enjoy! youtu.be/uOvBfs-AWRg
2 likes: Skwint, Shinobu
Vampiretwilight 22 hrs ago
i had an rp idea about dragon shifters taking over the world, but i didn't think it was any good so i didn't bother with it.
2 likes: Foster, Shinobu
Andreyich 22 hrs ago
still can't get over the fact some dude here thought he was hacking the site by using inspect element. you do you, you glorious bastard
2 likes: Shinobu, AmpharosBoy
POOHEAD189 23 hrs ago
Just got the internet fixed! 66.media.tumblr.com/68c6af6…
3 likes: Gunther, Sanguine Rose, Vampiretwilight
Vampiretwilight 23 hrs ago
another rp still looking for players: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Zoey White 23 hrs ago
wating very impatiently waiting for RP's to do their thing
4 likes: Inkarnate, rebornfan320, Vampiretwilight, AmpharosBoy
BCTheEntity 1 day ago
It's back, boys! We did it! *airhorns*
2 likes: PsyEmbrace, Shinobu
Lightning Fast 1 day ago
Discord is down and it is driving me absolutely insane. But at least I've got Dragon Quest XI to keep me entertained :)
3 likes: Candlelitsoul, Vyce, Shinobu
NuttsnBolts 1 day ago
The husband to my sister's friend randomly bought a 14 tonne military firetruck for his front driveway... As you do?
4 likes: Hero, Angel Vicky, Vampiretwilight, Shinobu
Aisling 1 day ago
Hello World and All Who Inhabit it!
1 like: Shinobu
Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago
it ain't
5 likes: Torack, ayzrules, Shinobu, nyoom, AmpharosBoy
AmpharosBoy 1 day ago
I think Discord is working again
1 like: Shinobu
hawkins 1 day ago
DISCORD JOKE. LAUGH.
1 like: Shinobu
Chrononaut 1 day ago
No discord? But I had some really spicy opinions about the blacks!
1 like: Shinobu
Vampiretwilight 1 day ago
if anyone needs a distraction, i am your girl. i am open to roleplaying or just talking. either one.
3 likes: rebornfan320, Shadow Dragon, Shinobu
Kalas 1 day ago
[Insert Status About Discord Here]
2 likes: Shinobu, Yankee
stone 1 day ago
goddamnit discord
1 like: Shinobu
Letmehaveone2 1 day ago
and I have rps on discord. I guess they'll have to be postponed until further notice.
2 likes: Joshua Tamashii, Shinobu
Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago
discord is either dead or dying. i miss my friends
1 like: Shinobu
twannyman 1 day ago
So it wasn't my discord
1 like: Shinobu
Aviaire 1 day ago
since discord is broken how am i supposed to procrastinate now
1 like: Shinobu
Majoras End 1 day ago
Anxiety attacks during grocery shopping is f u n. :'D

Rune_Alchemist 1 day ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
1 like: Shinobu
AmpharosBoy 1 day ago
Discord is having a hell of a day
1 like: Shinobu
Morose 1 day ago
Thesis submitted!
11 likes: Kassarock, Nallore, Amethyst, Kalas, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, BlueSky44, AlternateMan, Vyce, Shinobu
Xaltwind 1 day ago
Irreversible enviromental damage in 2025? Better start stocking up on canned foods!
3 likes: Kassarock, AlternateMan, rebornfan320
AlternateMan 1 day ago
Gatling guns were made by a doctor named Gatling. Amother random fact.
1 like: Jasper19
Cleverbird 1 day ago
Today I learned that Glock started out making shower curtains and doorknobs and just decided to make a pistol because "Hey, why not?"
6 likes: Kalas, Obscene Symphony, twannyman, AlternateMan, PrinceAlexus, Jasper19
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