Latest 100 Statuses

Denduris 15 min ago
Lover's Cross by Jim Croce is an experience, and you won't regret it.

wheels 17 min ago
so hopping i am better by wednesday to spend some time with my boyfriend.

gorgenmast 27 min ago
example.com

Faded Memory 32 min ago
So, I came to my senses and am at the theater - sorry guys, Avengers (*ahem*Bucky Barnes*ahem*) > replying atm.
1 like: Sierra
DeadDrop 1 hr ago
Spider spider on the wall - get off ma wall!

DruSM157 1 hr ago
Spiral spiral spiral down the drain. That’s what i do

Altered Tundra 1 hr ago
Why is it always the same thing with me? I get into one cycle of a bad way and instead of accepting help when given, I push away the very people trying to help me.
1 like: DruSM157
The statuse bar didn't let me finish typing before it sent... >.<
1 like: Miscellaneous
To those I have rps with, I'm sorry

"Weel Ray, there were these things called "dinosaurs," and when they died, they turned into oil (somehow) and that's what your car uses for food."
1 like: Sola
Caitimus 2 hrs ago
Agreed

The Valkyrie 2 hrs ago
Back from the movie. I will make no comment other than that everyone needs to see it
5 likes: POOHEAD189, Sierra, Caitimus, ShwiggityShwah, PureHeroine
headintheclouds 2 hrs ago
Father Brown is a great show TBH. I wish I had more time to watch it
1 like: anxiouscat
Sorry Excuse 2 hrs ago
My manager can go fuck right off. Unless she's on this website, in which case... you're doing a wonderful job, Jasmine, keep it up.
6 likes: Miss Gallagher, Delta44, Sierra, PureHeroine, LaMoon, Miscellaneous
PureHeroine 2 hrs ago
99% of my RPs just died before they even began.
6 likes: Miss Gallagher, DarkHuntress, Sierra, Pumpkinjaw, LaMoon, Miscellaneous
Majoras End 2 hrs ago
Replies will be slow.

OfWindAndRain 3 hrs ago
Are we reciting the lyrics of our favorite songs?! I wanna join! *clears throat* "....SAAAANDWICH, SAAAANDWICH, I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU! YOU'VE GOT LEEEETTUCE, AND TOMATOES TOO..."

anxiouscat 3 hrs ago
For those of you wondering, I decided on Father Brown.

The Grey Dust 3 hrs ago
TWO ROLEPLAYERS ENTER, ONE ROLEPLAYER LEAVES! - Not sure if this is the slogan for the Arena or 1x1 section.
6 likes: Ophidian, Rhea, Mara, Sierra, Denduris, PureHeroine
ZayZe 3 hrs ago
Slow night for RP's today. Where art thou my partners?
1 like: PureHeroine
Mara 4 hrs ago
nanomachines, son

anxiouscat 4 hrs ago
Trying to find something to watch that isn't Father Brown, The Office or Criminal Minds is hard....
2 likes: Sierra, PureHeroine
KatherinWinter 4 hrs ago
Roleplaying is my therapy.
4 likes: ZayZe, anxiouscat, Denduris, LaMoon
Lord Wraith 4 hrs ago
I like digging holes and hiding things inside them, When I'll grow old, I hope I won't forget to find them, 'Cause I've got memories and travel like gypsies in the night
1 like: Lurking
Denduris 5 hrs ago
Doubt is the flaw in any armor.
2 likes: pandapolio, LaMoon
Odin 5 hrs ago
Yngwaz' Zonen, vaart uit naar de horizon. Ver van ons huis opzoek naar nieuwe grond. Nu dwaalt gij rond op woeste zee, oh zonen van het tij. Daar aan de einder ligt ons doel, de goden staan ons bij.
2 likes: Rhea, LaMoon
LaMoon 5 hrs ago
We are just like the Moon, only the most adventurous and corageous get to see our Dark Side.
2 likes: Altered Tundra, Lurking
Arya10108909 5 hrs ago
My internet needs to work

PureHeroine 6 hrs ago
When you can think up the perfect scenario in your head, but you can't for the life of you, put it into words
1 like: Pumpkinjaw
Nidavellir 6 hrs ago
Wowza! what's that? *squints* ah..just my depression, welp.
2 likes: Mara, LaMoon
Fetzen 6 hrs ago
The ISP's DNS-server malfunctioning when you come home after working 11 hours straight is not funny. I've been eager to game for the entire week and how much could I ? Almost not a single bit. Damn.
1 like: Altered Tundra
Liseran Thistle 7 hrs ago
I hereby announce that national American chicken day is now CANCELLED. All of you, cease greasing your chickens NOW. Anyone suspected of unsolicited chicken greasing will be Gizzard wacked.
6 likes: Altered Tundra, POOHEAD189, Mara, Eh, Nidavellir, Pumpkinjaw
Dewey Deftones 7 hrs ago
My mind is on sci-fi crack right now. I've just build a huge world/plot and have nothing to do with it but stare at it.
9 likes: McHaggis, Fetzen, Mara, Eh, The Valkyrie, PrinceAlexus, Sierra, Denduris, LaMoon
Thespian 7 hrs ago
Minor pet peeve: People being unwilling to make ANY alterations to a plot to help the world belong to both players. I've run into it a couple times now. Not every often thankfully, but it's trying.
9 likes: Torack, McHaggis, Dewey Deftones, DarkAngel Kena, ThatWeirdChick, Nidavellir, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, PureHeroine
Winter Star12 7 hrs ago
Me and my family are moved into a new house! YAY!
3 likes: Nidavellir, Denduris, LaMoon
Mister Thirteen 8 hrs ago
Steven Blum does voice overs in alot more video games than I thought...
1 like: Altered Tundra
Jollan 8 hrs ago
4 papers due in 4 days? Screw that, we got RPs to post in!
3 likes: ThatWeirdChick, CloseEnough, LaMoon
OnionKnight 8 hrs ago
Reading minds is totally possible. If you want clarity, ask the sky.

Hero 8 hrs ago
If you can't say what's on your mind, don't get mad when you're misunderstood. Be clear, be upfront. No one's a mind reader.
10 likes: Altered Tundra, ThatWeirdChick, Inkarnate, Scarescrow, Nidavellir, Briiar, Pumpkinjaw, Crystal Amalgam, Denduris, LaMoon
Inkarnate 8 hrs ago
I am also a bigger fan of “collaborative writing”, yes. I suppose beyond people not misunderstanding the term it also sounds decidedly more “adult”.
6 likes: Altered Tundra, Denny, Shizune, pandapolio, Pumpkinjaw, PureHeroine
Shizune 9 hrs ago
I feel that the word "roleplay" has a sexual connotation attached to it. So when I'm in the middle of writing a post and a friend asks what I'm doing, I tell them it's "collaborative writing." xD
10 likes: Altered Tundra, Crimson Flame, Denny, Inkarnate, Regitnui, Scarescrow, pandapolio, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, PureHeroine
LaMoon 9 hrs ago
@Lady Selune, I totally agree with you. Gets on my nerves.

Lady Selune 9 hrs ago
Do you know what I hate? People who post 1x1 interest checks, and then DON'T FUCKING REPLY WHEN YOU PM THEM. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
10 likes: Nallore, Hekazu, King Tai, Shizune, POOHEAD189, headintheclouds, Regitnui, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, LaMoon
Liseran Thistle 9 hrs ago
Sometimes...at night... I can still hear them...the restless void screaming..."I'll have a skinny espresso latte with no whip, please."
7 likes: Crimson Flame, Torack, Smystar99, POOHEAD189, Scarescrow, Pumpkinjaw, LaMoon
Darcs 10 hrs ago
Death to America, of course.

Jerkchicken 10 hrs ago
There are people here that collapse all the categories and only post on status or the discord
3 likes: Mara, pandapolio, LaMoon
MesuOkami 11 hrs ago
How riveting

Sirkaithethird 11 hrs ago
Your boi is getting married!!
15 likes: Altered Tundra, Joshua Tamashii, Torack, Smystar99, Briza, Delta44, ThatWeirdChick, POOHEAD189, Rhea, headintheclouds, Scarescrow, sweetserenity, pandapolio, anxiouscat, LaMoon
LaMoon 11 hrs ago
I've rolled some joints before, back when I was a teenager. Man, those memories. Pretty sure the dealer that gave me and my peers our daily dose of green herbs is buried six feet under though.
1 like: Torack
DruSM157 11 hrs ago
I prefer staring at the ceiling and wishing for everything to stop
1 like: LaMoon
Rai 11 hrs ago
I prefer the green.
3 likes: Jerkchicken, Torack, LaMoon
LaMoon 12 hrs ago
Ah, cigarettes. Breaking free from anxiety and other depressing thoughts one nicotine-filled cylinder at a time.

DruSM157 12 hrs ago
Nope. I’m not going to do that. I prefer having a job.
1 like: sweetserenity
Briiar 12 hrs ago
There's something poetic about accidentally spilling coffee all over yourself while listening to Frank Sinatra's "That's Life."
2 likes: rebornfan320, anxiouscat
rebornfan320 12 hrs ago
@DruSM157 I'm going through those as well. Stress, Anxiety, Depression and Loneliness all in different orders beating on me. Probably for similar and different reasons..
1 like: DruSM157
BabyBump96 13 hrs ago
Still not feeling great but I'll try and get a reponse out to all my roleplays today! <3 xx
2 likes: Delta44, rebornfan320
anxiouscat 13 hrs ago
@Bishop That's some solid advice.

Parried 13 hrs ago
What kind of shenanigans is going on here!
1 like: Torack
Bishop 13 hrs ago
Take a quick jerk-off break. Trust me, it'll fix any emotional problems you have....and uh....I mean....Open your heart to God and he will protect you...calm you down...etc etc.
6 likes: Jerkchicken, Altered Tundra, Crimson Flame, SoleAccord, Delta44, Scarescrow
DruSM157 13 hrs ago
Stress. Anxiety. Depression. Loneliness. It’s like it’s all deciding to beat me down with a panic attack at once, and while I’m at effing work no less!
7 likes: Rai, Delta44, McHaggis, Lmpkio, The Elvenqueen, rebornfan320, Nidavellir
OfWindAndRain 13 hrs ago
Saying "Bless you" to the UNCLEAN INFIDEL PEASANTS
1 like: Sierra
AlternateMan 13 hrs ago
How do people even manage to join a super fast paced rp

Ambra 14 hrs ago
To those whining about GRRM not releasing Winds of Winter this year... you have no idea how hard it is to be a professional writer and wrap up a huge, widely popular saga in the "right" way.
2 likes: Torack, The Elvenqueen
Parried 14 hrs ago
I just sent one of these like an hour ago, so I hope I don't get super purged for spam. If I made a vague interest check for something fantasy with knights and crap, people would dig it? Need Plot?
2 likes: Amethyst, Alluring Dhark
Delta44 15 hrs ago
Saying "bless you" to a person burping.
1 like: Amethyst
Sierra 15 hrs ago
On principle I am no longer joining any RP that uses fancy fonts. I have this unpopular opinion that things should actually be readable on mobile.
13 likes: Crimson Flame, Torack, Amethyst, Jollan, Delta44, Serenia, ThatWeirdChick, The Elvenqueen, AlternateMan, Mara, PrinceAlexus, anxiouscat, Alluring Dhark
Parried 15 hrs ago
Joined about 5 minutes ago. Found a status bar. Cool.
11 likes: Amethyst, Delta44, Serenia, Poke, AlternateMan, alexakeehl, rebornfan320, Chasebloodcrest, sweetserenity, Mattchstick, Alluring Dhark
BlazerTatsumi 16 hrs ago
I'm so bored right now. PM me with the most fucked up +18 ideas you've got.

BlackDragonSol 16 hrs ago
I have one final assignment to do after today. My signfiicant other asked "Shouldn't you be working on that?", I respond "Eh, I've got two weeks. [Lazy.]"
1 like: Smystar99
NuttsnBolts 16 hrs ago
Maybe I need a Co-GM... :S
1 like: DruSM157
Kalas 16 hrs ago
Booked tickets to see Infinity War tonight and tomorrow night because I already know it's gonna be that good.
2 likes: Smystar99, Mara
NuttsnBolts 16 hrs ago
In that weird moment when you have an RP concept, but dunno what style, themes, genre, or direction you wanna take it.
2 likes: Delta44, PaulHaynek
AlternateMan 17 hrs ago
Tfw you don't know all the songs your friends sing and vice versa.

KidKoshka 17 hrs ago
Got to see infinity war. Was not disappointed ^^
2 likes: Smystar99, Kalas
Andreyich 17 hrs ago
God I hate those retrospective moments you remember something you said/did in the past and just stop to think and cringe
12 likes: Antarctic Termite, SoleAccord, Torack, Smystar99, Kalas, Delta44, The Spectre, Rhea, Mara, PrinceAlexus, Pumpkinjaw, PureHeroine
DarkHuntress 18 hrs ago
One more day and then the weekend. YAY!!!
1 like: Torack
Arya10108909 18 hrs ago
People who expect me to function with no alone time: get to know me, please.
3 likes: SoleAccord, alexakeehl, PureHeroine
dreamer 22 hrs ago
Working on Kingdoms of Khoyee, an MMO Tabletop RPG where (almost) all combat is based on a D20 roll.
1 like: Jerkchicken
PureHeroine 1 day ago
@TheValkyrie Me too*
1 like: The Valkyrie
PureHeroine 1 day ago
@TheValkyrie M rtoo
1 like: Thorned Hammer
The Valkyrie 1 day ago
When it's my turn to post, I feel like I have too many RPs. When I'm waiting for others to post, I feel like I have too few. XD
30 likes: Father Hank, Altered Tundra, Foster, MurderVictim, Crimson Flame, Black Ninja, Love Dove, Torack, Uncertain Tea, DarkHuntress, Delta44, Evil Snowman, Guess Who, ayzrules, kittyluna45, DarkAngel Kena, NanoFreakV2, POOHEAD189, Majoras End, alexakeehl, rebornfan320, Scarescrow, pandapolio, Atsat, Kheliop, Crowvette, ShwiggityShwah, Denduris, PureHeroine, LaMoon
AlternateMan 1 day ago
SUPERPOWERS

Foster 1 day ago
Yes, but shouldn't every day be a special occassion for someone?
1 like: nightmare medx
Aro 1 day ago
Once you realize that you don't need a special occasion to buy a cake, the second part of yout life begins.
5 likes: Love Dove, Silent Observer, ayzrules, The Valkyrie, nightmare medx
Altered Tundra 1 day ago
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
25 likes: Tyler Night, Crimson Flame, The Jest, Love Dove, Gareth, Torack, Uncertain Tea, Delta44, Evil Snowman, PaulHaynek, Tracyarmav, NanoFreakV2, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, rebornfan320, The Valkyrie, Scarescrow, Pumpkinjaw, Denduris, Valorous, PureHeroine, Blind Bandit, War, Lurking, LaMoon
LunarMist 1 day ago
How how the moon longs to be loved souly for her side unseen.
1 like: LaMoon
BlackDragonSol 1 day ago
Broke my phone via pressure on accident. Thanks OtterBox for needing your product to work if it's in a full shell and nothing else. Guess I won't get Drive Atk S on FEH. xP
1 like: LaMoon
Surtr Inc 1 day ago
[@Valorous] More like RPG member.
3 likes: Mara, Valorous, LaMoon
Valorous 1 day ago
"Lolol rawr XDD"- every roblox player ever
4 likes: AlternateMan, Mara, Lurking, LaMoon
Noxxis 1 day ago
Replies to come sometime tomorrow, had a busy day.

SirSqueakalot91 1 day ago
Internet is acting up. Will try to post tonight.
1 like: kittyluna45
Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago
@Liseran Thistle Yes actually, my room at my mother's old apartment made me really uncomfortable. I always felt like something inhuman was watching me and it gave me bad anxiety.
1 like: Delta44
Liseran Thistle 1 day ago
Anyone else get that weird feeling like you're being watched by a dark, inimitable force?
4 likes: Delta44, Evil Snowman, Crystal Amalgam, PureHeroine
Crystal Amalgam 1 day ago
.em ton m'I fi llet t'nac I rotcoD

datadogie 1 day ago
My Discord account just got disabled, no idea why, but I'm in tears because I can't contact any of my friends.
1 like: Crystal Amalgam
OfWindAndRain 1 day ago
SPOILER ALERT: INFINITY WAR HAS CHRIS, CHRIS, AND CHRIS IN IT. #HolyChrisTrinity
8 likes: Altered Tundra, Smystar99, Dirty Pretty Lies, Serenia, Simple Unicycle, headintheclouds, Nidavellir, PureHeroine
Frenzy 1 day ago
Boy wouldn't it be great if the Junji Ito Collection had better animations
1 like: McHaggis
PureHeroine 1 day ago
If I see IW spoilers, I will snap. You have been warned.

Pumpkinjaw 1 day ago
"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it." - Thanos, probably
4 likes: Lmpkio, POOHEAD189, Nidavellir, PureHeroine
Lmpkio 1 day ago
Thanos demands your silence - or yo ass is grass.
4 likes: Smystar99, POOHEAD189, The Spectre, PureHeroine
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