Latest 100 Statuses

SubjectVision 42 min ago
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a [CENSORED]-[FILTERED] [NOT APT][FOR KIDS].

hawkins 1 hr ago
swear some fuckers just driven past playing "nobody can touch my swag" proper loud
1 like: Hero
Alamantus 1 hr ago
I found this fun tarot deck that uses Kirby's powers/statuses as cards with a full interpretation book the other day, so I made a card picker for it: alamantus.itch.io/the-kirby…

MUS 4 hrs ago
Pork roast dinner and drinks then posting will commence again you beautiful people :)
1 like: KrystalKleo
Nyther 5 hrs ago
Getting my replies out today like: bit.ly/2KE3h7Y
4 likes: Penguin, Malice, ComradeMaxx, Sanguine Rose
AlternateMan 6 hrs ago
I think I'll be carrying out actual replies after the exam. Sorry folks.

datadogie 6 hrs ago
So, we've received an informal eviction email. Fun.
4 likes: QueenOfTheLand, The Fated Fallen, ScreenAcne, ComradeMaxx
Hey Im Jordan 6 hrs ago
chungha rules

hawkins 7 hrs ago
kinda want a gf
9 likes: Altered Tundra, Penguin, Ruby, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, ScreenAcne, ComradeMaxx, Squirrel98
Xandrya 7 hrs ago
Came to the DMW to get my name changed and they took my picture. I wasn't expecting it and I look like a homeless person. Never mind my I was dolled up for my last picture... >:|
1 like: ComradeMaxx
Hey Im Jordan 9 hrs ago
okay i got into league step one is complete
2 likes: soph, Ambra
Cleverbird 9 hrs ago
I'm melting! MELTIIIIIIIIING!

Hey Im Jordan 10 hrs ago
discord is down and i can't log into league why even live
4 likes: soph, Ambra, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen
Ambra 11 hrs ago
Looking for someone to scratch my fandom itch! --> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Ladypug 12 hrs ago
I'd love to get a deep dish sausage and pepperoni pizza dropped on my face. Mmm, pizza.
5 likes: Ruby, Stanifly, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, MUS
HaleyTheRandom 14 hrs ago
I work at a pizza place. I have literally dropped a deep dish pepperoni and sausage onto a mans lap and his seven year old sons face.
7 likes: Altered Tundra, Stanifly, ArkmageddonCat, Angel Vicky, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, MUS
ArkmageddonCat 14 hrs ago
Haha yeet all you fams listen up; smash that futhamuckin like button and hit them haters in their pig-ass faces with a DEEP DISH DABBERONI PIZZAAAAA
6 likes: Stanifly, Obscene Symphony, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, MUS
Cleverbird 15 hrs ago
@Undead: *You're
2 likes: KingOfTheSkies, Stanifly
HaleyTheRandom 16 hrs ago
"To the ones who never left me, we've been down this road before."
6 likes: Altered Tundra, DestinyStar, Stanifly, Wistful Dreams, The Elvenqueen, Inkarnate
Mangrale 16 hrs ago
I have got to stop being so squeamish toward making up places in a modernish setting.
3 likes: Stanifly, Obscene Symphony, DocRock
CloseEnough 18 hrs ago
Still trying...

Undead Eyes 18 hrs ago
Your welcome... youtube.com/watch?time_cont…

Stekkmen 18 hrs ago
In other news, Republicans in Oregon have laid siege to the state capital, shutting down the democratic process. They have the support of right-wing militia groups who have shot at police before.
1 like: PaulHaynek
KingOfTheSkies 19 hrs ago
Since I wasn't exactly pleased with the Netflix Eva dub, I went and requested the original dub and End of Eva from my library (nine DVDS in all). Is anything else required viewing?

MUS 19 hrs ago
4AM writing '
2 likes: Altered Tundra, ScreenAcne
Anime_Freak 19 hrs ago
I'm so slow with replies I'm sorry partners :"((

Kuro 20 hrs ago
How do World War 1 veterans like their eggs? O-Verdun.
2 likes: rush99999, Ladypug
Fabricant451 20 hrs ago
I hate that I like Euphoria
4 likes: Altered Tundra, Wistful Dreams, Hey Im Jordan, Inkarnate
SubjectVision 20 hrs ago
It is time to reveal the world my project of UberSnuggles®. Soon™
2 likes: Light the Dark, Ladypug
AllOurPrettySongs 20 hrs ago
I’d rather not be touched tbh but all my characters go absolutely apeshit for cuddles y’all
3 likes: Light the Dark, Sanguine Rose, nightmare medx
Light the Dark 21 hrs ago
Hey, if the AC happens to be a bit chillier than normal to get snuggles, then I'm all for it. nothing worse than wanting to cuddle and being sweaty and sticking to skin/hair/fur/clothes. >.>
5 likes: Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose
POOHEAD189 21 hrs ago
If you make my AC bill go up you get NO snuggles
3 likes: Light the Dark, Obscene Symphony, Wistful Dreams
Hey Im Jordan 21 hrs ago
better question is who here doesn't like snuggles?
4 likes: Light the Dark, Wistful Dreams, Kylia Quilor, Prosaic
Ladypug 21 hrs ago
I'd purposefully fuck with the thermostat just to get a snuggle, I love snuggles.
4 likes: Light the Dark, Wistful Dreams, The Elvenqueen, Kylia Quilor
Gardevoiran 21 hrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
9 likes: Light the Dark, BCTheEntity, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, Shiva, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, ScreenAcne, Kylia Quilor
jeroukoo 22 hrs ago
If you wanna join a free Pokemon Roleplay, check this out!: roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

Vampiretwilight 23 hrs ago
a sunday afternoon/evening of boredom. oh well.
1 like: KrystalKleo
Ambra 23 hrs ago
Looking for someone to scratch my fandom itch! --> roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

hawkins 23 hrs ago
women are breathtaking
5 likes: DeadbeatWalking, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, Kylia Quilor, RedVII
DestinyStar 1 day ago
Today has been so relaxing. It's a nice change of pace. <3
4 likes: TheDookieNut, AngelBites15, Obscene Symphony, ScreenAcne
Light the Dark 1 day ago
the conflict of wanting more RPs bc your current ones are slow, but also knowing that you'd be in a LOT of trouble were they to pick up all at once.
13 likes: DestinyStar, KrystalKleo, Animal, Siaya Dragalorn, PaulHaynek, Wistful Dreams, Hey Im Jordan, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, Vyce, SporkoBug, MUS
Nyther 1 day ago
@RedVII you ever had a midget tell you your hair smells nice?
2 likes: Sanguine Rose, RedVII
RedVII 1 day ago
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
3 likes: Altered Tundra, hawkins, Sanguine Rose
LunasRose 1 day ago
Soooo bored.
2 likes: KrystalKleo, Prosaic
Shiva 1 day ago
It has gotten to the point where my mother's voice grates on my nerves like nails on a chalkboard.
5 likes: Dervish, The Fated Fallen, puddingpunter, The Elvenqueen, MUS
Althiel 1 day ago
Happy birthday ya weeb. Sending no-homo hugs. @HachiRoku

Odin 1 day ago
Happy birthday, Nobunobu. And you, I guess.

HachiRoku 1 day ago
Today I share a birthday with Oda Nobunaga! One of us is a mildly unlikable Asian dude and the other unified Japan in the late 16th century
6 likes: Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, Atsat, Vertigo, RedVII, IgaFlan
Cleverbird 1 day ago
And thus, in conclusion... Yee-haw.
3 likes: Obscene Symphony, RedVII, Moskau Spieluhr
LadyAssassin 1 day ago
Finally on a break from school. Would anyone like to role play?
2 likes: Light the Dark, Helios J Mears
LadyAssassin 1 day ago
Finally on a break from school. Would anyone like to role play?
1 like: Sanguine Rose
Sanguine Rose 1 day ago
We'll see if today brings replies. Not likely. I think I got the bug my kids have.
1 like: AngelBites15
KrystalKleo 1 day ago
@MUS I shall send the Emotional Support Pups if we don't hear from ya by morning. #SupportAdulting.
3 likes: Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, MUS
MUS 1 day ago
Thought as much.. well I'll be in the shower crying if I don't respond this early in the morning XD #adult life<3
2 likes: KrystalKleo, The Elvenqueen
KrystalKleo 1 day ago
@MUS I guess when becomes more frequent than not? I am not sure, it's pretty frequent for me. XD
1 like: MUS
MUS 1 day ago
@KrystalKleo When does it become unhealthy? Asking for a friend :):P
3 likes: KrystalKleo, puddingpunter, The Elvenqueen
KrystalKleo 1 day ago
If you haven't sat in the shower and cried, you aren't an adult yet!
6 likes: Malice, puddingpunter, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, Angry Ariel, MUS
Waifubot 1 day ago
Would a Harem of Yanderes just be a Battle Royale?
6 likes: KingOfTheSkies, Malice, BCTheEntity, Ammokkx, Ladypug, Sanguine Rose
Ruby 1 day ago
tfw you go searching for an old RP/CS.......and realize GUILDFALL. ><
16 likes: Hank, Altered Tundra, Byrd Man, Light the Dark, TheDookieNut, Ejected, PaulHaynek, HaleyTheRandom, puddingpunter, Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, Bea, Angry Ariel
KingOfTheSkies 1 day ago
"The only thing scarier than a yandere is a yandere with magic powers."
2 likes: Ladypug, Sanguine Rose
KrystalKleo 1 day ago
What happens when the Rock has kids? He gets Pebbles!!! Okay, going to bed after that one. XD
4 likes: Altered Tundra, Ladypug, Nikki Moonlight, MUS
Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago
I also don't know why I keep checking in if I know I'm going to be gone for two months soon and even if a good NRP or something were to show up I won't be able to commit a sentence.
2 likes: Dirty Pretty Lies, Ladypug
Dinh AaronMk 1 day ago
July 4th celebrations? More like July 4th riots. A-a-amirite? Or are we still too apathetic to do anything more than post.
1 like: POOHEAD189
Altered Tundra 1 day ago
Home of the brave and land of the free...unless you're anything but white, then it's more like home of the cruel and land of the tyrant.
7 likes: Ejected, Siaya Dragalorn, PaulHaynek, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Candlelitsoul, Sanguine Rose
vancexentan 1 day ago
Jesus Christ my gatcha rolls have been kicking me in the balls recently nothing but bad pulls.
1 like: Candlelitsoul
Stekkmen 2 days ago
There are concentration camps at the southern US border. Boy oh boy, am I proud to be an American.
4 likes: Altered Tundra, Ejected, HaleyTheRandom, Candlelitsoul
Silent Showers 2 days ago
When I breath it sounds like someone blowing through a tube with water in the end of it.

Light the Dark 2 days ago
♪ I found my grace in staying - True to every bone in me - Please don’t call me down ♪

Obscene Symphony 2 days ago
@Ejected It's like writing your own cipher puzzle!
2 likes: Ejected, Inkarnate
Ejected 2 days ago
Writing when you're drunk is all fun and games until you can't decode the hieroglyphics you wrote when you're sober the next day.
9 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Ladypug, Inkarnate, Sanguine Rose, DoomFlavored
Hey Im Jordan 2 days ago
honor please

Hero 2 days ago
RPing and writing is fun when you keep at it :)
8 likes: Altered Tundra, Ejected, Obscene Symphony, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, POOHEAD189, Inkarnate, Bea
Rose 2 days ago
It's been so long that I have to learn how to use the site all over again ;-;
3 likes: Altered Tundra, Shiva, Sanguine Rose
CloseEnough 2 days ago
I’m trying to write again. I really am, but I can’t even bring myself to turn on my laptop....
2 likes: Rose, Ladypug
Wistful Dreams 2 days ago
@Kitty: I'm honestly in the same boat. Best of luck to you. ^^
2 likes: Kitty, TheDookieNut
TootsiePop 2 days ago
@Kitty Girl. I'll need to make a rp you can jump in.
1 like: Kitty
Kitty 2 days ago
Making an attempt at a comeback... Let's see how this goes after not writing for three months!
8 likes: Tyler Night, TheDookieNut, Rose, Wistful Dreams, TootsiePop, hawkins, Sanguine Rose, Bea
Ruler Inc 2 days ago
I work like I sleep: alone.
5 likes: Altered Tundra, Ladypug, POOHEAD189, Sanguine Rose, Prosaic
POOHEAD189 2 days ago
Will try to reply to stuff tonight.

DoomFlavored 2 days ago
A question thread of mine has become possibly be useful for everyone. Thanks @OwO roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
3 likes: TheDookieNut, Obscene Symphony, Kuro
ItMeGritty 2 days ago
Dont call yourself a real gamer unless you've played all the Winx Club games
2 likes: QueenOfTheLand, Obscene Symphony
Sanguine Rose 2 days ago
Another night with a vomiting toddler. Lucky me.
3 likes: Altered Tundra, DoomFlavored, Lasersquid112
blazeflame13 2 days ago
I'm feeling sick so replies will be slow

KingOfTheSkies 2 days ago
@Cleverbird- I just looked it up, and it's just the opposite: Hideaki Anno was actually off his meds around the end of the series.

Cleverbird 2 days ago
God lord in heaven, I had forgotten how utterly bonkers the ending to the original Evangelion series was... Like, how many drugs did they take?

Obscene Symphony 2 days ago
It's an appropriate time to be awake somewhere
1 like: Hero
Vertigo 2 days ago
no it's not 2 am, you're 2 am
1 like: Altered Tundra
Althiel 2 days ago
Waddup crying emojis

Odin 2 days ago
ok ivan

Andreyich 2 days ago
Shut the fuck up kraut

Odin 2 days ago
Shades on, undercover. Pokerface, Lady Gaga. Yuyayuyayuh. Und ich hab' alle meine Chains eingepackt. Das wird ein eiskalter Sommer. Mein Outfit zehntausend Dollar.
1 like: Sarek
Annarox92 2 days ago
Hello Summer!
1 like: ScreenAcne
Ambra 2 days ago
Aren't comicbooks considered fandom?
1 like: Kuro
Obscene Symphony 2 days ago
Guess who got a MOTHERFUCKING BOOKSHELF BITCHES
4 likes: Hero, Nemaisare, Dirty Pretty Lies, ScreenAcne
LunasRose 2 days ago
A quiet day in roleplay land.
1 like: ScreenAcne
Frizan 2 days ago
Roses are red; that's a total bummer; I KEEP HEARING THE FUCKING NUMBERS

Semblance 2 days ago
Go catch a delayed case of SIDS, you mook ☆
2 likes: DeadbeatWalking, ScreenAcne
Silent Showers 2 days ago
Don't forget to make sure he has the most up to date drivers.
2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Sanguine Rose
Omega Man 2 days ago
If I'm ever on life support... Unplug me and plug me back in again. See if that helps.
15 likes: Ruby, The Fated Fallen, Malice, pugbutter, HaleyTheRandom, Wistful Dreams, Ladypug, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, hawkins, Sanguine Rose, RedVII, Silent Showers, MUS
Rai 2 days ago
*Cries in work for the next two days*
1 like: Hero
© 2007-2017
BBCode Cheatsheet