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Noogget 2 hrs ago

Replies will be slow today, not feeling the greatest. Gonna go back to bed.

Blaze Gamma 2 hrs ago

Welp, that all in mind, I have my first dose scheduled for tomorrow afternoon

2 likes: Cream, honorandpride

honorandpride 2 hrs ago

I would rather have side effects from a vaccine than die a terrible death. I've seen way too many pass from the virus to not deal with it.

7 likes: Cream, CitrusArms, The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, GeneralOrgana, Lyly, mantou

wisteria 3 hrs ago

Crazy weekend! Expect posts and replies by next weekend, hopefully! Thanksss

deadwolves 3 hrs ago

AHAHAHAHAAA I have been lacking sleeeep

deadwolves 3 hrs ago

reason*

deadwolves 3 hrs ago

I experience disorted fuckin' reality. Who knows maybe for good fuckin' reality.

crocker 4 hrs ago

theres also this other thing people react even worse to! its called "covid-19"

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, canaryrose, honorandpride

Obscene Symphony 4 hrs ago

I've literally yet to hear of anyone who has reacted well

honorandpride 6 hrs ago

Waking up with intense vertigo and vomiting on the carpet is not cool. Neither is laying on the cold bathroom floor. Of COURSE I'm within the small percentage that reacts poorly to the first dose.

3 likes: CitrusArms, POOHEAD189, canaryrose

Fetzen 8 hrs ago

Covid vaccine? Is that the weird stuff my country helped develop but I won't get until maybe end of the year? Someone inject me with Borg nanoprobes. should work as a vaccine, too.

7 likes: Angel Vicky, POOHEAD189, canaryrose, honorandpride, Demonic Raven, Lyly, MajorGremlin

Jones Sparrow 9 hrs ago

“ But their eyes when they met spoke more fondly and kissed tenderly.”

3 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer, MajorGremlin

Syben 10 hrs ago

*superhero landing*

4 likes: metanoia, Venus, POOHEAD189, MajorGremlin

RestlessBlue 10 hrs ago

Covid vaccine round two threw me for a loop. This headache must stop.

1 like: honorandpride

Bondye 10 hrs ago

Am I a sadist if I enjoy people slogging through terrible D&D stories?

Blaze Gamma 11 hrs ago

So bored...

POOHEAD189 11 hrs ago

You know since I am in the mood to make more of my invented languages, I should capitalize on that.

1 like: Fetzen

The Grey Dust 11 hrs ago

It's not like we intended to, remember accidents happen.

1 like: Bondye

POOHEAD189 13 hrs ago

Why would we make more

3 likes: metanoia, Bondye, Yankee

Bondye 13 hrs ago

Question: can we systematically cull individuals under the age of 18? We can literally make more.

Noogget 14 hrs ago

I have no idea what is going on and I'm not sure I wanna know.

Penny 16 hrs ago

I'm clearly adopted. I have two drinks and I'm hammered, meanwhile my dad has a beer, a brandy and a glass of wine going simultaneously with dinner...

4 likes: rush99999, POOHEAD189, Potemking, MajorGremlin

Nevix 16 hrs ago

The history of the left is the history of defeat, but no loss has been as devastating as me getting owned on the guild sidebar.

Dinh AaronMk 16 hrs ago

If you're so good, why haven't you killed a Deathsquitto yet?

Andreyich 17 hrs ago

based landlord. not only does he makes the rentoids pay him, he also lives rent free in their heads

8 likes: gorgenmast, Obscene Symphony, Nevix, POOHEAD189, Crimson Paladin, LaMoon, Potemking, rezay

Obscene Symphony 17 hrs ago

you're gonna die young with that attitude

3 likes: Nevix, POOHEAD189, LaMoon

Nevix 17 hrs ago

I heard someone describe themselves as a "working class landlord" the other day and I got so angry I had to lay down.

DemonMiyu 18 hrs ago

I've never been more happy to get into DND then I am right now because /4/ sessions into my second campaign and I am so invested that I actually have a notebook for it and it's just bleh + wholesome.

2 likes: canaryrose, Cu Chulainn

Bondye 19 hrs ago

A comic shop opened up near my mom's place. I tripped because I was so focused on the replica Pulse Rifle from Aliens.

2 likes: POOHEAD189, Penny

Andreyich 21 hrs ago

shouldn't have called her fat

4 likes: Nevix, Crimson Paladin, LaMoon, Yankee

gorgenmast 22 hrs ago

So come to find out that calling your landlord and telling him you’re going to stab him and his fat wife if he makes you pay a late fee again isn’t speaking truth to power, but terroristic threatening

6 likes: Kassarock, Obscene Symphony, Flightless_Soul, pugbutter, Nevix, Yankee

Jones Sparrow 23 hrs ago

“ I was like the flower in her hair. She thought I was beautiful, and I thought I was dead.”

2 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer

Pilatus 23 hrs ago

Taking the top off my Jeep.

1 like: honorandpride

Noogget 1 day ago

I came back from the bathroom to this massive bumble bee smacking into my window and I had to catch the dopey thing to release it outside.

3 likes: The Elvenqueen, Crimson Paladin, honorandpride

canaryrose 1 day ago

The hardest thing I have ever done is give my chihuahua eye drops. She is Satan incarnate when she doesn't want to do something, I swear.

4 likes: Flightless_Soul, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, Potemking

RoleplayHeart 1 day ago

And it just might be his fault.

CitrusArms 1 day ago

He lost his salt shaker while he was out.

2 likes: Bondye, RoleplayHeart

Bondye 1 day ago

He did go for a pack of smokes. In Margaritaville.

2 likes: canaryrose, Vatonage

POOHEAD189 1 day ago

Damn, talk about going out for a pack of smokes

2 likes: blindwoofer, Vatonage

Kassarock 1 day ago

Plot Twist: Mahz is your Father

1 like: Vatonage

Bondye 1 day ago

Mana, are you talking about Mahz or your dad?

5 likes: metanoia, MurderVictim, Kassarock, CitrusArms, Vatonage

manapool1 1 day ago

Is he back? Is he going to show up for 2 days and leave forever? Who knows!

Bondye 1 day ago

Dammit, Legendary, why you gotta warm my cold, black heart like this? youtube.com/watch?v=4oWUOiL…

Vampiretwilight 1 day ago

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Smarty Jones 1 day ago

Trout fishing in my state opens tomorrow! I might be online, but don't count on it.

2 likes: pugbutter, honorandpride

Bondye 2 days ago

Ah I see. Thanks, Vita. So I guess I'll probably be using a particular depiction of an extinct reptile for my reference then.

The Elvenqueen 2 days ago

I have a rescue snake who has a mostly-healed burn scar, I'm not at the computer where the pictures are atm but I can have a look and see if I have some for you to use tomorrow, @Bondye :)

2 likes: Bondye, MajorGremlin

Noogget 2 days ago

Not a reptile but I do have a disabled hermit crab missing a large portion of his big claw. That's the closet I got to this conversation.

Crimson Flame 2 days ago

Discord Crashed! D:

VitaVitaAR 2 days ago

Reptiles with scars are actually pretty rare, given how reptiles heal. It can happen but it has to be a pretty deep injury.

2 likes: honorandpride, Bondye

Bondye 2 days ago

I have a question for reptile owners: I'm working on a little painting project, and I'm looking for some visual references for reptiles with scars. Can anyone lend a hand?

The Ghost Note 2 days ago

"Cringe." - The Ghost Note.

Xaltwind 2 days ago

Working on weekends is the worst

1 like: Flightless_Soul

Noogget 2 days ago

I have 12 dollars left to my name, but I finally caved and bought a new tv and now I'm super hyped. I can play games again!

4 likes: MurderVictim, GamerXZ, DemonMiyu, POOHEAD189

deadwolves 2 days ago

Poetry is an outlet. Ha I hate writing poetry.

Scribe of Thoth 2 days ago

Freeform combat is GOATed, just make sure everyone involved gets the basic etiquette of it.

5 likes: Crimson Flame, Obscene Symphony, The Elvenqueen, Vyce, Potemking

DemonMiyu 2 days ago

I need to find out if my potato computer can run tabletop so i can flip the dnd table when i get a natural one again in initiative.

1 like: rocketrobie2

The Grey Dust 2 days ago

You can try using rock paper scissors I guess if you dont like pretty click clack math rocks.

1 like: honorandpride

Noogget 2 days ago

Talking to people? Ew, gross.

5 likes: CitrusArms, Ammokkx, Cu Chulainn, honorandpride, RoleplayHeart

Ammokkx 2 days ago

Yeah, very possible. The system you replace dice with is called "talking to the other guy ahead of time".

9 likes: CitrusArms, Mae, Obscene Symphony, The Elvenqueen, Tsubaki, Cu Chulainn, Jarl Coolgruuf, Vyce, Potemking

VeyrinDay 2 days ago

is it possible to do any action-based or combat-enabled roleplays without dice system?

Jerkchicken 2 days ago

Yes, but it will require some discussions before posting after rolls as the system isn't a pass/fail binary when you roll

1 like: Humble1

Humble1 2 days ago

Wondering if I can adapt the PbtA game "Wide World of Wrestling" to PbP. Maybe? Should listen to some actual plays to see how the flow actually works.

1 like: Flightless_Soul

Smarty Jones 2 days ago

Arthur Morgan and/or John Marshton need to be in Smash Bros. if they ever add gunslingers. Change my mind.

3 likes: Flightless_Soul, The Elvenqueen, POOHEAD189

PPQ Purple 2 days ago

Is it a boy skeleton or a girl skeleton?

DemonMiyu 2 days ago

This dnd session was insane. I am now attuned to a dragon, have a warforged as a servant and a skeleton friend who our battle mage. And its only the second session. Hhhhhhhh

4 likes: Hedgehawk, canaryrose, Vyce, SporkoBug

dioscuri 2 days ago

still wondering if this promotion was a good thing or not....

Vampiretwilight 2 days ago

I added new ideas to my interest check again. lol

1 like: Potemking

Flightless_Soul 2 days ago

Currently wondering how to do an RP about professional wrestling.

6 likes: Tyler Night, rocketrobie2, Hedgehawk, Potemking, Humble1, dioscuri

Bondye 3 days ago

That'd be a no. She's probably enjoying her vacation somewhere in the nine circles of Hell.

Syrenrei 3 days ago

Unfortunately, it's probably another psycho unless you're married and she told you yesterday she was staking out your workplace's parking lot, chasing down anyone in a popular make and model car.

1 like: Bondye

Noogget 3 days ago

OOF

Bondye 3 days ago

I think Rei might have been referring to my ex.

Xandrya 3 days ago

Me? I’m still here.

Syrenrei 3 days ago

No sign of the psycho lady today

4 likes: metanoia, Penny, honorandpride, Noogget

Penny 3 days ago

Edgelords be edgy.

1 like: BangoSkank

Andreyich 3 days ago

Bring back the black and tans

1 like: Yam I Am

Dinh AaronMk 3 days ago

Can't wait for Ulster Loyalists to declare an independent Ulster to spite everyone.

1 like: Yam I Am

LadyAnnaLee 3 days ago

I loved, loved, LOVED, The Way of The Househusband! It was just way too cute! I highly recommend it.

honorandpride 3 days ago

My apologies for lack of replies. Between my vaccine kicking me down and a SAR during storms, I haven't been feeling well. They're coming!

1 like: Jones Sparrow

Jones Sparrow 3 days ago

Been super busy with work, will get some replies up today/tonight :)

2 likes: honorandpride, blindwoofer

rebornfan320 3 days ago

Didn't know Pac-Man 99 was the game I needed

1 like: Potemking

Catharyn 3 days ago

I want to be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with youuu

3 likes: Obscene Symphony, honorandpride, mantou

Bondye 3 days ago

It is Thirsty Thursday, my dudes.

2 likes: Crimson Flame, Pilatus

Salenea 3 days ago

Thursday = RP-day

2 likes: CitrusArms, rebornfan320

Slagar 3 days ago

Bababooey

1 like: POOHEAD189

Majoras End 3 days ago

Soooo guess who might need surgery. This guy, aha.....crap.

Obscene Symphony 3 days ago

lmao imagine working

CitrusArms 3 days ago

Well, you'd have the incoming rent to offset the higher city rent. I mean, you'd still need to work, but it wouldn't be as bad as if you didn't rent.

1 like: honorandpride

Potemking 3 days ago

Keeping my eye out for Kingdom Hearts stuff. Suddenly got the itch to try RP'ing it again

2 likes: metanoia, rebornfan320

OGSG 3 days ago

This week flew by. Not complaining tho!

3 likes: metanoia, Venus, Potemking

Catharyn 3 days ago

I could do, but then i'd need to rent in the city for substantially more :(

Blaze Gamma 3 days ago

Rent it out?

Catharyn 3 days ago

Can someone please buy my home so i can move to the city?

Noogget 3 days ago

It's hot and I feel like death.

SporkoBug 3 days ago

Please excuse me while I spend the rest of my life yelling about how the Shoebill isn't an Apex Predator and how INSULTED I am to find out.

3 likes: Calle, honorandpride, Potemking

Potemking 3 days ago

Pac-Man 99 is extremely fun. Sorry to all the folks taking these L's so I can win, though.

3 likes: metanoia, rebornfan320, honorandpride

Bondye 3 days ago

A priest, a minister and a rabbit all walk into a blood bank. The nurse asks the rabbit, "What's your blood type?" The rabbit replies, "Probably a type-O."

6 likes: Obscene Symphony, Nevix, Crimson Paladin, honorandpride, Garn Solozari, N Mity

Flightless_Soul 3 days ago

Sometimes, I feel as though the definition of employee has changed over the course of history. However, it does not give you, the customer, the excuse to treat them like a pile of human excrement.

6 likes: Calle, Inertia, Skwint, rebornfan320, Vyce, VeyrinDay

RestlessBlue 3 days ago

I’m alive, just so very tired...

4 likes: Calle, rebornfan320, SporkoBug, RoleplayHeart