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Lady Selune 17 min ago

I'm sick folks. It sucks. I won't be posting. That also sucks.

2 likes: Jett Ryu, ScreenAcne

Jett Ryu 32 min ago

Oh yeah, next time I'm on Facebook I have to change my listed religion to "Church of Madoka".

1 like: pugbutter

Aamaya 33 min ago

Watching The VVitch for the second time...

2 likes: Rosenrot, Inkarnate

Undead Eyes 1 hr ago

Finally! Time to Stream The Coma! Nothing else to do. Nothing popping up. Now watch as my entire setup breaks. LOL!!!

Odin 1 hr ago

no they're not lol

2 likes: Inkarnate, Darth Shadow

vancexentan 2 hrs ago

I love how people on this site have a tendency to just up, and drop a conversation without notice. Like are people not worth the 10 seconds of your life to tell them you're no longer interested?

5 likes: Undead Eyes, Pilatus, Burning Kitty, headintheclouds, BoyMom69035

AlternateMan 2 hrs ago

Here's a worthless debate topic: for a faceclaim which has more effort, googling random pics or using Rinmaru? Or you can keep searchig meme vids, go on.

Jett Ryu 2 hrs ago

*ironically dabs on that dab*

1 like: BoyMom69035

Hey Im Jordan 3 hrs ago

never stop joining and making rps dab

4 likes: Kalas, AlternateMan, Inkarnate, BoyMom69035

HaleyTheRandom 4 hrs ago

Yo dudes. Give me some feedback. roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

3 likes: Hero, Darth Shadow, Dread

AlternateMan 4 hrs ago

I want a space marine figurine on my desk. Or a doomguy.

3 likes: Jett Ryu, Simple Unicycle, BoyMom69035

Frizan 5 hrs ago

Nah sometimes a hiatus is good. There will be the occasional dought and there's no sense in soldiering on when there will be literally nothing to show for your efforts.

10 likes: vancexentan, Undead Eyes, Kalas, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Simple Unicycle, POOHEAD189, ScreenAcne, AlternateMan, Inkarnate

Dread 5 hrs ago

Where's the "Don't Stop Trying" button in status when you need it? O.o

4 likes: Undead Eyes, HaleyTheRandom, Hey Im Jordan, AlternateMan

ShwiggityShwah 6 hrs ago

The moment I join a group RP is when it literally starts to come to a standstill. I'm so sick of making characters, and then the RP never takes off. I'm done trying.

16 likes: Frizan, Undead Eyes, Drache, Kalas, PaulHaynek, pugbutter, HaleyTheRandom, King Tai, Pyromaniacwolf, Simple Unicycle, The Elvenqueen, Andreyich, Overlord Thraka, Sanguine Rose, anxiouscat, BoyMom69035

Crystal Amalgam 7 hrs ago

Animate the ancient runes, whistling classic Disney tunes.

Ambra 8 hrs ago

Looking for one more person to play in my FFXIV RP! We have cookies! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…

The Grey Dust 9 hrs ago

1 like: The Elvenqueen

Simple Unicycle 9 hrs ago

The only thing better than ironically enjoying Despacito is unironically enjoying Despacito ironically.

2 likes: Lord Wraith, BoyMom69035

Hari 10 hrs ago

Busy day today! Posts will be up later :)

1 like: BoyMom69035

Altered Tundra 12 hrs ago

Super excited. A project I put on hold for 7 months may finally see the light of day.

6 likes: Omega Man, Torack, Kalas, Dirty Pretty Lies, POOHEAD189, Darth Shadow

Spiritzer 13 hrs ago

Time isn't anything without me.

Jett Ryu 14 hrs ago

@Stormflyx— Personally, I believe God is a (magical) girl. vignette.wikia.nocookie.net…

2 likes: Delta44, Blues

Stormflyx 14 hrs ago

when all is said and done, you'll believe God is a woman

2 likes: Altered Tundra, Inkarnate

Anime_Freak 14 hrs ago

Posts soon

souleaterfan320 15 hrs ago

Status? What? Why? How?

Jett Ryu 15 hrs ago

TFW you get a quality opening post up. steamusercontent-a.akamaihd…

1 like: AlternateMan

Gareth 15 hrs ago

Being productive at night. I need to know from you guys, is it worth it? Or is it better to be active during daylight?

Undead Eyes 15 hrs ago

When you end up not doing anything you planned to do... So, here I am now, working on my art and designing buildings. Fucking buildings... Details and shit... >:/

Lady Ostara 15 hrs ago

So today, I didn't wear my usual outfit of random graphic tee, blue jeans, and roughed up vans with beanie to cover my unkempt curly hair at work, a lot of people didn't recognize me.

3 likes: Gareth, POOHEAD189, Dealdric

sandman9913 16 hrs ago

Brrrrrrrrrrr

1 like: Gareth

YourHeart 17 hrs ago

Happy to be back home, back to role playing. Hit me up if you're interested!

4 likes: Hero, Otakuforreal, AlternateMan, Sanguine Rose

Rosenrot 17 hrs ago

“You’re so salty, you could start your own salt company. Princess-brand salt!”

Jett Ryu 17 hrs ago

F.A.T.A.L. is a terrible game. And yet, reading threads where people create characters for it and snark about the mechanics is fairly entertaining.

HokumPocus 18 hrs ago

high schools also have track teams, u can still race with ur friends there :)

2 likes: Hero, HachiRoku

Sewer Rat 18 hrs ago

Ever want to go to your Secondary School, and start a fucking Race War?

Sewer Rat 18 hrs ago

Ever want to go to your Secondary School, and start a fucking Race War?

Briza 18 hrs ago

Today, I made the extravagant purchase of an invisible horse.

4 likes: Altered Tundra, Scrub Mage, HaleyTheRandom, Harlequ

Althiel 19 hrs ago

Doctor: You got ten hours left to live. This guy: *watches Ayaya! for 10 hours straight* youtu.be/UCDxZz6R1h0

3 likes: Jett Ryu, anxiouscat, Darth Shadow

Lmpkio 19 hrs ago

I would absolutely love to partake in a Fire Emblem: Heroes-esque RP, where you can play as almost any character from the FE RP against a combined enemy.

Jett Ryu 19 hrs ago

*marshmallows

1 like: Talisara

anxiouscat 21 hrs ago

Lucky Charms have unicorn marshmellows now!!!

2 likes: Altered Tundra, ScreenAcne

sukiyo 22 hrs ago

2 likes: ScreenAcne, PrinceAlexus

Sola 22 hrs ago

Anyone who buys Lucky Charms is 99.9% buying it for the marshmellows and .1% for the cereal itself.

13 likes: Altered Tundra, vancexentan, stark, Phantomlink959, GarlandDaHero, kittyluna45, HaleyTheRandom, Silence Sounds, Lady Amalthea, Majoras End, PrinceAlexus, BoyMom69035, sukiyo

Altered Tundra 22 hrs ago

Am I the only one bothered by how many heroes and villains are orphans?

7 likes: Hero, GarlandDaHero, HaleyTheRandom, Silence Sounds, Sanguine Rose, PrinceAlexus, BoyMom69035

Undead Eyes 23 hrs ago

Waiting for someone to stop by so that I can go Twitch for the evening. I bought 'The Coma', a horror game! Not sure if I'll get scared or not. Can't wait to find out! -Eye Twitch-

2 likes: Hekazu, BoyMom69035

Sanguine Rose 23 hrs ago

Responses tomorrow. Sleep tonight

POOHEAD189 23 hrs ago

How to create a villain: Step #1 ALSO kill their parents.

10 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, Sola, Dirty Pretty Lies, HaleyTheRandom, Silence Sounds, The Elvenqueen, Majoras End, Mister Thirteen, BoyMom69035

HaleyTheRandom 23 hrs ago

How To Create a Hero, Step One: Kill off their parents.

11 likes: Hero, Altered Tundra, Undead Eyes, Sola, Dirty Pretty Lies, Silence Sounds, The Elvenqueen, Majoras End, AlternateMan, PrinceAlexus, BoyMom69035

Lint Fugazi 24 hrs ago

Oh hai I'm new. Help me out with this

4 likes: MurderVictim, HaleyTheRandom, Mister Thirteen, Darth Shadow

The Grey Dust 24 hrs ago

Okay then. New diet plan. Gouge out everyone's eyes and snack away.

3 likes: HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, Mister Thirteen

GarlandDaHero 1 day ago

Living here in Jersey / Fighting villains from afar / You gotta find first gear / In your giant robot car

3 likes: Rin, Plank Sinatra, ScreenAcne

Queen of Hell 1 day ago

Due to responsibilities, my replies will be a bit sparse, apologies.

Crimson Raven 1 day ago

Abandoning Quiches...

Gunther 1 day ago

Diet Rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

10 likes: Altered Tundra, The Grey Dust, Favorite, HaleyTheRandom, The Elvenqueen, Superboy, Mister Thirteen, Darth Shadow, Dread, BoyMom69035

WSilversun 1 day ago

I'm sick as hell right now- responses will be slow.

2 likes: Hey Im Jordan, BoyMom69035

Bee 1 day ago

yeah you do

1 like: Lord Wraith

Sleepy Bear 1 day ago

I don't creep on profiles. D:

2 likes: Lord Wraith, vancexentan

Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago

thor owns

2 likes: Bee, Lord Wraith

ScreenAcne 1 day ago

shit, more dicey than gordan ramsay in an rage. johnjohns1.fjcdn.com/commen…

AlternateMan 1 day ago

We're not stuck with you. YOU're stuck with US. HhahahahhahahahHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

3 likes: Jett Ryu, The Elvenqueen, BoyMom69035

Jett Ryu 1 day ago

Decided to change my mind on finding a new forum. Seems you guys are stuck with me. You poor bastards.

4 likes: GarlandDaHero, HaleyTheRandom, AlternateMan, BoyMom69035

Gareth 1 day ago

English only noobs.

Odin 1 day ago

mdr lol putain pd

headintheclouds 1 day ago

Merde. Il pleut.

Gareth 1 day ago

Might buy a camper, could be cheaper living than a house.

AlternateMan 1 day ago

*pumps shotgun*

1 like: Jett Ryu

Jett Ryu 1 day ago

Disculpe, pero ¿podría decirme dónde está el baño?

1 like: Lord Wraith

Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago

u eatin the wrong protein bars my guy

Silence Sounds 1 day ago

Waiting to receive a call from my previous job to see if I can come back. Wish me luck?

5 likes: MurderVictim, Lord Wraith, ScreenAcne, Chasebloodcrest, Dread

Dread 1 day ago

Why do protein bars have to taste like freshly churned dirt?

2 likes: The Elvenqueen, Pilatus

Althiel 1 day ago

Dabspacito.

2 likes: Lord Wraith, AlternateMan

Odin 1 day ago

SI ODIN NOBISCUM QUIS CONTRA NOS.

Undead Eyes 1 day ago

My friend pre-ordered me Pokemon Go Eevee for my birthday. It's the usual gift I get since they come out right around my birthday on the 17th of November. This should be delivered the 16th. Woot!

4 likes: MurderVictim, Hekazu, Arista, rebornfan320

Lady Amalthea 1 day ago

So, who wants to play Mario Kart?

3 likes: King Tai, SmileyJaws, sukiyo

Rosenrot 1 day ago

My roommate just found out why Mario Kart is trending. Now, the man is broken. Absolutely broken.

1 like: sukiyo

Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago

well we are best friends after all

1 like: Fabricant451

Fabricant451 1 day ago

I can no longer carry that burden. I am glad that you will carry on my great legacy.

1 like: Hey Im Jordan

Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago

we are sworn to carry asuka's burden until she gets the championship or something like that

3 likes: Fabricant451, Plank Sinatra, rebornfan320

Fabricant451 1 day ago

Hey that avatar looks familiar

2 likes: Delta44, Hey Im Jordan

Hey Im Jordan 1 day ago

that's too real

FemShep 1 day ago

Work just told me I can have a plus one on all my business trips but I don't have a plus one :(

1 like: Hey Im Jordan

Gelatinous Cube 1 day ago

As an Australian...yes. Yes I do. /sarcasm

1 like: Delta44

Fabricant451 1 day ago

Captain Marvel trailer gave me a reason to believe that there is good in the world. I give it an hour or so for that belief is dashed.

Sputnik 1 day ago

Play the guitar, play it again, my Johnny

freedomliveson 1 day ago

Will be back October 2nd thanks to work and going out of town.

1 like: anxiouscat

Dealdric 1 day ago

When that one guy at work screws up on a project, and you get called in on your day off to fix it.

2 likes: Delta44, HaleyTheRandom

AlternateMan 1 day ago

So I played classic DOOM last night and had too much fun with it.

4 likes: Jett Ryu, NuttsnBolts, Simple Unicycle, Dealdric

Shiyonichi 1 day ago

Finally back.

3 likes: Altered Tundra, ScreenAcne, AlternateMan

Zelosse 1 day ago

Here to reclaim the taken. Hail to the great Cayde, who was made Forsaken.

2 likes: Delta44, Dealdric

Crazy Scion 1 day ago

Sometimes the dead rise from there graves. Motivated once more.

Jett Ryu 1 day ago

Typed up and formatted an interest check on my phone for a half hour, and just as I was about to post it, I dropped my phone on the power button. I quit for tonight.

1 like: Delta44

sukiyo 1 day ago

But, did he buy you brunch after?

1 like: Jett Ryu

Frizan 1 day ago

A bear suplexed me on top of a train once

9 likes: Hero, Kalas, HaleyTheRandom, Simple Unicycle, POOHEAD189, AlternateMan, rebornfan320, Darth Shadow, sukiyo

Blaze Gamma 1 day ago

I suplexed a train once.

1 like: sukiyo

WitchHunter 1 day ago

Even I think that band sucks, and they're in the trashy genres I listen to.

1 like: Altered Tundra

Morika Kana 1 day ago

Is it ever easy to not be sad about something you should just be mad at?

1 like: WitchHunter

Altered Tundra 2 days ago

iwrestledabearonce

1 like: HaleyTheRandom

Sleepy Bear 2 days ago

Gottem.

2 likes: HaleyTheRandom, sukiyo

Blues 2 days ago

ur mum a bear

Sleepy Bear 2 days ago

I've suplexed a bear.

3 likes: GarlandDaHero, HaleyTheRandom, sukiyo